Тираннис умер
Описание
Пока Шлуб перечитывает историю о Пандоре с точки зрения чудовищ, появляется Тираннис, заявляя, что царь Саргон был убит. Ступендус утверждает, что убийство лидера — это способ захватить город, и она, Гиппокамп, Шлуб и Делирия смеются над заявлением Тиранниса о том, что его могут убить следующим, а Делирия утверждает, что он недостаточно важен, чтобы быть убитым. Чтобы доказать свою состоятельность, Тираннис поручает Скотту совершить покушение на себя, но один из убийц отказывается от этой работы, и всё идёт наперекосяк, в результате чего он оказывается в Подземном мире. Чтобы воссоединить Аида с Персефоной, и учитывая, что Делирия является родственницей Персефоны, Тираннис убеждает Аида позволить ему вернуться к живым, где находится сам Тираннис, не говоря уже о его сделке с Аидом. Тем временем Ступендус, Гиппокамп и Шлуб планируют найти виновника покушения на Тиранниса.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:06,279 What's so funny, Dad?
- 00:00:06,379 --> 00:00:08,283 I'm just re-reading the story of Pandora.
- 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,220 It always lightens my day.
- 00:00:10,353 --> 00:00:12,091 You're laughing at the story of Pandora
- 00:00:12,224 --> 00:00:15,063 opening a box and releasing all the evil into the world?
- 00:00:15,163 --> 00:00:16,800 Well, that's the human version.
- 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:18,170 As we monsters tell it,
- 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:20,040 she released all the fun into the world.
- 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,345 We call it "Pandora's Party Box."
- 00:00:22,445 --> 00:00:25,116 Did you hear? King Sargon's been assassinated!
- 00:00:25,117 --> 00:00:26,921 I read all about it.
- 00:00:27,021 --> 00:00:28,958 They say it took five whacks of the axe
- 00:00:29,058 --> 00:00:30,361 to get his head fully off.
- 00:00:30,529 --> 00:00:33,232 Talk about a comedy of errors. Ha ha!
- 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,970 Heh! That is pretty funny.
- 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:36,640 No, it isn't. Oh, come on.
- 00:00:36,741 --> 00:00:39,512 Assassination has got to be the funniest way to take a city.
- 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:42,351 You just kill one guy? It's ridiculous.
- 00:00:42,451 --> 00:00:44,522 You gotta admire the efficiency of it, though.
- 00:00:44,623 --> 00:00:46,292 Whether it's funny or efficient is not the point.
- 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:48,765 The point is there are kings being assassinated,
- 00:00:48,865 --> 00:00:50,735 and I could be next.
- 00:00:53,073 --> 00:00:54,407 Ha ha.
- 00:00:54,408 --> 00:00:56,379 And just double-checking, we're laughing because...?
- 00:00:56,513 --> 00:00:58,283 You have nothing to worry about.
- 00:00:58,383 --> 00:01:00,387 You're simply not important enough to assassinate.
- 00:01:00,487 --> 00:01:01,557 What?
- 00:01:01,691 --> 00:01:03,192 I'm not trying to be cruel, just honest.
- 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,030 You're not on anyone's target list.
- 00:01:05,163 --> 00:01:06,534 Ty, if it'll make you feel better,
- 00:01:06,701 --> 00:01:08,068 I'll whip up some armor you can wear.
- 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,438 Thank you!
- 00:01:09,573 --> 00:01:11,376 And I'll put a couple of guys on ya.
- 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:12,979 Well, if we're putting guys on people,
- 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:14,850 how about we say my life is in danger, too?
- 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,452 No one acknowledge him.
- 00:01:16,553 --> 00:01:19,659 Well! See you all at dinner.
- 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,931 So what is this theory of yours?
- 00:01:22,031 --> 00:01:23,433 All right, check this out.
- 00:01:23,534 --> 00:01:25,103 What is the main cause of death in the world?
- 00:01:25,237 --> 00:01:26,973 You? Thank you but no.
- 00:01:27,074 --> 00:01:28,510 I'm currently the third leading cause.
- 00:01:28,511 --> 00:01:30,314 Childbirth? That's number two,
- 00:01:30,414 --> 00:01:32,552 and it haunts me every day that I'll never catch up.
- 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:34,355 OK, so what's number one?
- 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:36,259 It's so simple, you're gonna hate yourself.
- 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:38,898 Are you ready? Loss of movement.
- 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,401 Hmm. That's dumb.
- 00:01:40,502 --> 00:01:42,338 Every smart thing started out dumb.
- 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:44,275 That's dumb. Indulge me.
- 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,412 If my theory is correct, all we have to do is
- 00:01:46,547 --> 00:01:49,218 get this chicken moving exactly like it did when it was alive.
- 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,624 OK, sure, let's test that.
- 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:52,893 ♪ La la la la ♪
- 00:01:52,993 --> 00:01:55,197 ♪ I'm a chicken, I'm alive now ♪
- 00:01:55,297 --> 00:01:57,836 ♪ Ba-Bawk, I'm layin' eggs! ♪
- 00:01:57,936 --> 00:01:59,739 You're doin' it wrong. They never sing.
- 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,746 Stupe, you gave me your two worst guys. No offense.
- 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:03,914 Who's talking?
- 00:02:04,048 --> 00:02:05,450 Hey, they served me well,
- 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,054 and I wanted to give them a cushy assignment.
- 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:08,757 I am not a cushy assignment!
- 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:09,893 And, Hippo, where is my armor?
- 00:02:09,993 --> 00:02:11,296 I didn't get to it.
- 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:13,066 Stupe sucked me into this dumb experiment.
- 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,536 I'm doing science!
- 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:16,573 Right, like when you threw all our cattle
- 00:02:16,574 --> 00:02:17,642 off a cliff?
- 00:02:17,742 --> 00:02:19,178 Now we know they can't fly.
- 00:02:19,278 --> 00:02:20,615 We knew that before!
- 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:22,585 Now we know how much they can't fly.
- 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,287 You're sitting here arguing
- 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:26,159 while your brother is facing a very real threat.
- 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:27,662 Ha! The one thing we agree on,
- 00:02:27,796 --> 00:02:28,965 is, no, you aren't.
- 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,501 You're both going to regret this
- 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:33,406 when I'm lying dead at the hand of a ruthless assassin.
- 00:02:34,643 --> 00:02:36,412 ♪ I'm a chicken-- ♪
- 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:44,963 OK, so my sources tell me you're a ruthless assassin?
- 00:02:45,097 --> 00:02:46,533 I take issue with "ruthless,"
- 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,838 but, yeah, I assassinate people. Who do you want offed?
- 00:02:48,938 --> 00:02:50,106 Me.
- 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,944 This almost seems too easy.
- 00:02:52,078 --> 00:02:53,478 But here's the catch.
- 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:55,250 I need you to attempt an assassination on me
- 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:57,655 that narrowly misses. Oh, I can't do that.
- 00:02:57,756 --> 00:03:00,127 I'm known as the guy who can't miss.
- 00:03:00,227 --> 00:03:01,897 And also, apparently, ruthless.
- 00:03:01,997 --> 00:03:03,634 Just tell me who said that. It won't get back to them.
- 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,771 Couldn't you just shoot me in the shoulder?
- 00:03:05,871 --> 00:03:07,441 Really? So then what am I gonna be known as?
- 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:09,780 Some guy who can't miss shoulders? Ha! No.
- 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,319 Wait. Who can I hire for a near-assassination?
- 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:15,925 You're perfect.
- 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:18,162 So you want me to shoot at you and miss you?
- 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,166 Yes, thus proving to my family
- 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,037 that I am indeed worth assassinating.
- 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:24,208 Oh, this is one of those things you make me do
- 00:03:24,309 --> 00:03:25,878 to make you look better? Yes.
- 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:28,216 Like when I killed all those adult pigs
- 00:03:28,349 --> 00:03:30,153 and let you carry them into town like they were yours.
- 00:03:30,286 --> 00:03:31,623 Very similar, yes.
- 00:03:31,723 --> 00:03:32,992 Or when I had to tell everyone
- 00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:34,528 that I ate all the pineapples.
- 00:03:34,529 --> 00:03:36,166 If you're trying to say something about
- 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,669 our relationship, Scott, I'm not ready to hear it.
- 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,506 Got it. So how do we do this?
- 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:41,009 Well, it needs to be public,
- 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:42,411 so we'll stage it in the marketplace.
- 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:43,747 I'll make my presence known.
- 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:46,284 Hello, citizens! Great to be alive, isn't it?
- 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:47,589 Every day's a gift.
- 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:49,559 Tyrannis, voice-over: You'll be on a balcony
- 00:03:49,726 --> 00:03:51,396 hiding inside a barrel. Got it.
- 00:03:51,496 --> 00:03:53,099 Then all I need to do is make sure
- 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,870 my whole family is there to see it.
- 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:58,376 Ah, Stupendous, what brings you here this fine day?
- 00:03:58,511 --> 00:03:59,947 Got this thing advertisin'
- 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:03,487 an entire bucket of falafel for just two chickens.
- 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:06,026 I've never spent less food to get more food.
- 00:04:06,126 --> 00:04:07,461 You here for the Falafel Deal?
- 00:04:07,562 --> 00:04:08,730 Ha! You know it.
- 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,467 Ours is for the orgy afterwards.
- 00:04:10,602 --> 00:04:12,806 I've heard it'll be a real greaser.
- 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:14,575 Tyrannis, voice-over: Once everyone's there,
- 00:04:14,576 --> 00:04:16,346 I'll get into position and give you the signal.
- 00:04:16,446 --> 00:04:17,916 I'm not hungry, so I'll go up here
- 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:19,252 to get some sun.
- 00:04:19,352 --> 00:04:20,922 It's such a relief not to have to worry
- 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:23,961 about being assassinated!
- 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,902 Aah!
- 00:04:29,238 --> 00:04:32,378 Oof! Where am I?
- 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:35,818 Where are you? More like, what are you?
- 00:04:35,919 --> 00:04:37,922 Dead. You're dead.
- 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:01,469 Whoo!
- 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,909 OK, everybody, getting a little bit of a late start
- 00:05:05,009 --> 00:05:06,412 here, but that's all right.
- 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:09,251 Welcome to Hades, everyone. I'm Hades, King of Hades.
- 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,521 It's a place and a name.
- 00:05:10,621 --> 00:05:12,157 Everyone go ahead and make your jokes about
- 00:05:12,257 --> 00:05:15,330 "being in Hades" right now.
- 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,033 All right, I'll answer everyone's first two questions:
- 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:20,340 No, you're not here by mistake, and, no, you can't leave, OK?
- 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,812 I don't care if you have "unfinished business."
- 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:24,415 Around here we call that being dead.
- 00:05:24,549 --> 00:05:26,118 All right, dorms are that way. Grab a bedroll.
- 00:05:26,219 --> 00:05:27,388 And I can't do anything about the heat.
- 00:05:27,522 --> 00:05:28,690 It's just stuck that way.
- 00:05:28,790 --> 00:05:30,093 Hades, I need your help.
- 00:05:30,193 --> 00:05:31,530 I'm not supposed to be here.
- 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,999 Well, did you not just hear my whole thing?
- 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,401 Dead means dead.
- 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,839 But my death really was a mistake.
- 00:05:35,939 --> 00:05:37,675 I hired someone to attempt an assassination,
- 00:05:37,776 --> 00:05:40,313 and he was supposed to fail, but he accidentally killed me.
- 00:05:40,413 --> 00:05:42,151 What?!
- 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:43,687 Oh, my god. That's a new one.
- 00:05:43,787 --> 00:05:46,425 Hey, Sisyphus, this guy tried to fake his own assassination
- 00:05:46,426 --> 00:05:47,696 and ended up dead!
- 00:05:47,796 --> 00:05:49,999 Holy crap! That is hilarious.
- 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,937 Well, no, don't stop rolling the boulder up the hill.
- 00:05:52,037 --> 00:05:53,640 I wasn't stopping. I'm sorry.
- 00:05:53,774 --> 00:05:55,143 It looked like you were stopping.
- 00:05:55,243 --> 00:05:56,580 I just wanted to share that with you.
- 00:05:56,714 --> 00:05:57,916 I mean, you're still being punished for eternity.
- 00:05:58,049 --> 00:05:59,318 Good guy. Hard worker.
- 00:05:59,418 --> 00:06:01,623 So, you really tried to almost get assassinated?
- 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:03,393 I needed to prove to my family
- 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:04,830 that I'm important enough to kill.
- 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,600 Well, mission accomplished!
- 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,637 Yes, but I need to go up and rub it in their faces.
- 00:06:08,737 --> 00:06:11,409 As it is now, I don't get to see their very real tears
- 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,412 and get their very real apologies,
- 00:06:13,513 --> 00:06:14,816 which was the entire point.
- 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:17,354 Ty, no! Don't leave us, son!
- 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:19,458 I can't believe he's dead!
- 00:06:19,559 --> 00:06:22,197 Oh, why didn't I listen to him?
- 00:06:22,331 --> 00:06:23,734 I bet it's awesome.
- 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,571 I mean, I get the instinct.
- 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:27,474 I'm as petty as they come. So let me have this.
- 00:06:27,575 --> 00:06:29,579 Isn't there something I could do for you in return?
- 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:31,015 If you're offering sexual favors,
- 00:06:31,148 --> 00:06:33,252 my dance card is full. I've got a girlfriend.
- 00:06:33,386 --> 00:06:35,524 And before you say anything, no, she's not here right now,
- 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,127 but that doesn't mean she's not real.
- 00:06:37,227 --> 00:06:38,429 Her name is Persephone.
- 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,965 I wasn't gonna say anything.
- 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,536 You looked like you were gonna say something.
- 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:43,073 You had that look. I wasn't.
- 00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:44,676 Everyone's like, "What's up with your girlfriend?
- 00:06:44,777 --> 00:06:46,011 Are you guys broken up?" I don't know!
- 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:47,615 She told me she needs space.
- 00:06:47,715 --> 00:06:50,353 Hey, Sisyphus, what do they mean when they say they need space?
- 00:06:50,487 --> 00:06:53,292 Sis? Hey, Sis. Oh, he's working.
- 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:55,397 You know, I'll tell you what I think it means.
- 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:57,936 She wants me to fight for it.
- 00:06:58,036 --> 00:06:59,271 Are you sure she
- 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:00,607 doesn't just want to be left alone?
- 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:02,277 What? Are you kidding? Come on.
- 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:04,348 Every love story, the girl never wants to be left alone.
- 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:05,685 That's true.
- 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:07,354 And love stories would not lie about that.
- 00:07:07,454 --> 00:07:09,358 She wants me to come running.
- 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:10,962 But I don't know where she is.
- 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:12,898 She didn't even tell you where she's going?
- 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,972 Yeah, she's going to some secluded place her family has.
- 00:07:16,072 --> 00:07:18,343 Hmm. I might be able to help you find her
- 00:07:18,443 --> 00:07:19,579 if you'd send me back up.
- 00:07:19,713 --> 00:07:21,415 And how would you do that?
- 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:22,752 My mother hates Persephone's family,
- 00:07:22,886 --> 00:07:24,523 which means she's obsessed with them.
- 00:07:24,656 --> 00:07:26,325 She'd know exactly where their secret spot is.
- 00:07:26,425 --> 00:07:27,928 Interesting.
- 00:07:28,028 --> 00:07:29,766 I can't have anyone know that I let you out, though.
- 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,969 You'll have to lie to your family.
- 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:33,507 Is that cool or...?
- 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,743 Let me think: deceive the people
- 00:07:35,744 --> 00:07:37,915 who literally laughed at the, it turns out,
- 00:07:38,015 --> 00:07:40,019 very real danger of me being assassinated
- 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:43,960 in order to reunite two people who were meant for each other?
- 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,434 No, it's not going to be a problem.
- 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:48,704 I think it should be fine. Yeah.
- 00:07:51,309 --> 00:07:54,816 I can save him! I can save him! Come on, Ty!
- 00:07:54,949 --> 00:07:57,788 "Hi. I'm Tyrannis. I'm your king."
- 00:07:57,888 --> 00:07:59,826 No, it's more like: "My tummy hurts.
- 00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:01,496 I think I've got a splinter."
- 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:04,869 Oh, my god. You really did it!
- 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:06,707 Ha! I knew it would work!
- 00:08:06,807 --> 00:08:08,577 You cured death! Yes.
- 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:10,915 Stupe cured death, and that's how I came back
- 00:08:11,048 --> 00:08:12,484 from my assassination.
- 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:16,727 This is strange. I'm feeling... feelings.
- 00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:18,831 You are? Feelings like love?
- 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,535 Well, whatever it is, I don't care for it.
- 00:08:20,635 --> 00:08:22,137 I was scared to death when you were dead.
- 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:24,340 Ty, I gotta say, I should have believed you.
- 00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:27,081 Same here. I-it just didn't seem plausible.
- 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:29,351 And yet it was. But I don't need apologies.
- 00:08:29,485 --> 00:08:31,956 I'm just glad the nightmare scenario that I had predicted
- 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:34,563 and you all doubted has been avoided.
- 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:36,700 Glad to have you back, little bro.
- 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,838 Same. This hit me harder than I thought.
- 00:08:38,938 --> 00:08:41,074 Coming in hot for an emotional hug.
- 00:08:41,075 --> 00:08:43,480 We're all doing emotional, we're not doing sexual,
- 00:08:43,581 --> 00:08:44,883 is that right? Good.
- 00:08:45,017 --> 00:08:46,686 Gosh. I didn't know it would take
- 00:08:46,786 --> 00:08:48,524 an assassination attempt to find out
- 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,661 your very real feelings towards me.
- 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,899 That is an unexpected consequence.
- 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,036 Mom, I know you want to hug me.
- 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,807 I don't know what I want.
- 00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:58,977 Is that what I'm feeling? It is.
- 00:08:59,077 --> 00:09:03,653 How does one--Oh. Sorry. This is new for me.
- 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:06,092 There you go. Lean into it.
- 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:10,267 Sometimes I've seen mothers do a gentle kiss on the forehead.
- 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,404 Mm...
- 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,643 Have I done it yet? No.
- 00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:17,181 Well, just pretend I have.
- 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:21,255 Welcome back, King Ty. So glad you're here.
- 00:09:21,355 --> 00:09:22,457 Back from the dead, huh?
- 00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:23,827 Can't kill me that easily.
- 00:09:23,927 --> 00:09:25,295 Good to have you back, sir.
- 00:09:25,296 --> 00:09:26,733 Good to be back.
- 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,671 Palace worker: Thank god you're alive, King Tyrannis!
- 00:09:28,771 --> 00:09:30,675 Thank god you're alive, palace worker.
- 00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:32,745 Good morning, family. Where are you off to?
- 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:34,515 We're gonna find the bastard who did this
- 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:35,785 and make him pay.
- 00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:37,622 Oh. Is that entirely necessary?
- 00:09:37,722 --> 00:09:39,091 Necessary?
- 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:41,028 You should be the first person who wants this guy killed.
- 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:44,000 Or am I the kind of king who forgives and forgets?
- 00:09:44,134 --> 00:09:45,804 He probably feels bad enough as it is.
- 00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:47,709 Oh, we'll make him feel bad.
- 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:49,612 When we find him, we're gonna torture him and find out
- 00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:50,915 if anyone else was involved.
- 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,551 It could just be a lone archer.
- 00:09:52,651 --> 00:09:54,054 That's my theory, the lone archer theory.
- 00:09:54,155 --> 00:09:55,792 I doubt you'll ever find him. Or her.
- 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:58,262 My gut tells me it's a woman, probably not from here.
- 00:09:58,362 --> 00:09:59,565 Foreign woman, very shy.
- 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:02,137 We're finding them and everyone involved.
- 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:06,011 Hey, don't forget why you're up there.
- 00:10:06,012 --> 00:10:07,715 Yes, I'm about to go talk to her.
- 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,016 This has to be handled delicately.
- 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,255 Handle it however you want.
- 00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:12,891 Feel this? Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:15,397 That's you getting dragged back down here,
- 00:10:15,565 --> 00:10:17,367 so chop-chop.
- 00:10:17,502 --> 00:10:18,971 Hello, son.
- 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:20,842 If you're here for another hug, I need more time.
- 00:10:20,942 --> 00:10:22,444 The first one nearly killed me.
- 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:23,780 No, that's fine, that's fine.
- 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,350 These feelings are intense,
- 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,121 the feeling that you must protect your child at all costs
- 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:28,957 combined with the guilt of feeling deep down inside
- 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:30,728 that it was your fault for not believing him.
- 00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:32,832 It'd be too much for most mothers to bear.
- 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,368 Hmm, I suppose it would.
- 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,272 So in a way, I'm being incredibly strong right now.
- 00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:39,210 That's a great way to think of it.
- 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:42,084 Do you know what would make you even stronger?
- 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,354 I mean, I don't want to throw too much at you at once.
- 00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:45,858 No, tell me.
- 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,595 If you devoted yourself to protecting me.
- 00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:48,996 Oh, I intend to.
- 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:50,568 I am going to keep you here in the palace.
- 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:51,936 I'm loving the initiative, Mum.
- 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:53,472 Let's definitely have more of that.
- 00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:54,942 But is there some place even more secure?
- 00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:56,780 Where would you hide a god?
- 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,552 Doesn't Persephone's family have a secluded little spot?
- 00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:01,488 It's a secluded little fortress.
- 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:02,725 Interesting.
- 00:11:02,825 --> 00:11:04,128 But only gods are allowed in.
- 00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:05,864 Hmm. That's a tough one, isn't it?
- 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,701 But I think the danger to me, which I saw coming
- 00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:10,473 and no one else did, requires bending that rule.
- 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:11,877 Hmm, it won't be easy.
- 00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,613 Neither was getting killed, Mother.
- 00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:15,216 Neither was getting killed.
- 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:17,287 So, what do you think of King Ty?
- 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:19,925 I don't know. I could take him or leave him.
- 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:22,397 Ha! Talk to me more about the "leave him" part.
- 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,570 I guess I don't dislike him, just more like,
- 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,473 I don't care whether he lives or dies,
- 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:28,844 if that makes sense.
- 00:11:28,944 --> 00:11:30,881 Aha! So you wanted him dead.
- 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,352 Which one is King Ty again? Your king!
- 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:34,789 He wears a crown!
- 00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:37,227 Oh, that guy. Someone shot him?
- 00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,297 Indifferent is the word that comes to mind.
- 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:41,401 To be honest, this is the most I've ever talked
- 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:42,938 about King Ty.
- 00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:45,243 Who would shoot King Ty? I mean, who would take the time?
- 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:47,748 I think about milk more often than I think
- 00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:51,121 about King Ty-- Oh, shoot. We're out of milk.
- 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:53,226 Hippo, I don't think we're gonna find anyone
- 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:54,562 with a motive.
- 00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:56,298 Isn't there someone who hated him?
- 00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:58,503 An ex-lover, perhaps?
- 00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:03,880 I know. I just had to ask.
- 00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:06,953 Just let me talk to these people.
- 00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:08,289 I'll get you in here.
- 00:12:08,389 --> 00:12:11,027 What is this place?
- 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:13,968 The goddess Deliria requests entrance to the cave!
- 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,740 Hey, hey! What is going on here?
- 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,278 You brought a mortal to the Caves of Aetolia?
- 00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:21,348 Yes, King Tyrannis needs protection.
- 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:24,154 Someone tried to kill him, and far more importantly,
- 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:25,823 I'm having uncomfortable feelings about it.
- 00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,727 What kind of feelings?
- 00:12:27,728 --> 00:12:29,832 Basically she cares far more about me
- 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,202 than she realized,
- 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,938 a fact that would never have been revealed
- 00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:35,343 had I not been assassinated. Do I have that right, Mum?
- 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:37,280 Whoa. That sounds super awkward
- 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,517 and a good reminder
- 00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,688 why you shouldn't form an emotional bond with anybody,
- 00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,490 but I still can't let him in here.
- 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:45,831 Broseidon... please.
- 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,702 I'm sorry, what?!
- 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:50,073 Did I hear a "please" out of Deliria?
- 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:52,110 Oh, come on. Just do me this favor.
- 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:55,818 Well, well, well. Deliria needs a favor.
- 00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:58,089 Wonder what she'd be willing to do for it.
- 00:12:58,189 --> 00:13:00,727 Oh, don't play games with me. Just let us in.
- 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,565 My son needs protection.
- 00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:04,067 Well, you know how to ask.
- 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,839 All you have to do is perform the Ritual of Favor.
- 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,744 Hey, Persephone! Persephone.
- 00:13:08,844 --> 00:13:10,814 Deliria's doing the Ritual of Favor.
- 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,284 She's really doing it?
- 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,856 Wait. What is the Ritual of Favor?
- 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,457 Ugh. Look away.
- 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,799 ♪ I ask you, friend, for a favor or a kindness ♪
- 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,404 ♪ A courtesy, indulgence, or a boon ♪
- 00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:25,376 ♪ I drop to my knees and I kiss your royal hindness ♪
- 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:28,249 ♪ And all the while I sing this little tune ♪
- 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,289 ♪ And a kiss and a kiss and a kiss, kiss, kiss ♪
- 00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:33,994 ♪ And all the while, I sing this little tune ♪
- 00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:35,463 Do the long version!
- 00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:37,769 Yeah, we're gonna need that long version.
- 00:13:37,869 --> 00:13:40,206 With more choreography, please.
- 00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:45,618 ♪ And then the mousie says, "I ask you, fwend..." ♪
- 00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,254 OK, Ty was standing here.
- 00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:49,759 Stupe, you and I were there by the falafel stand.
- 00:13:49,859 --> 00:13:51,662 Dad, you and Mom had the best vantage point.
- 00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,399 Did you see where the arrow came from?
- 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,504 I'm afraid I was in the afterglow
- 00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:56,973 of our morning frottage.
- 00:13:57,073 --> 00:13:59,913 I could focus on nothing but the waves of pleasure
- 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,050 still coursing through my-- Enough, Dad.
- 00:14:02,184 --> 00:14:03,720 Stamos, John, you were guarding him.
- 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,123 Where were you guys?
- 00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:06,759 I was somewhere standing on the ground.
- 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:07,929 I know that much.
- 00:14:08,029 --> 00:14:09,398 Stamos, dig deep
- 00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:12,403 into that severely dented skull of yours and think.
- 00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,481 Stamos! Did you die again?
- 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,519 Well, let's take stock of what we do know.
- 00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:22,991 We know the arrow was fired by that barrel over there.
- 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,261 Fired by a barrel?
- 00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:26,767 Oh, did you not know that?
- 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,503 How does that make any sense?
- 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:30,773 I see a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense.
- 00:14:30,774 --> 00:14:32,177 I just go with it.
- 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,081 Wait. Why are we ruling out the barrel?
- 00:14:34,214 --> 00:14:37,521 Maybe a barrel did come to life and shoot Ty.
- 00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:39,792 I've never seen him do anything nice for a barrel.
- 00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:41,361 He's even kicked a few.
- 00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:43,567 I can tell you there's no love lost
- 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,402 between Tyrannis and barrels.
- 00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:48,176 Fine. Why don't we go talk to the barrel?
- 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,079 Amateurs.
- 00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:54,989 Help me.
- 00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:58,630 ♪ And all the while I sing this little tune ♪
- 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,004 I can't believe how much of it there was.
- 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,441 Bravo!
- 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:07,080 The rap break in the middle? Iconic!
- 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:09,251 We never speak of this. Do you understand?
- 00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,923 I will never stop speaking of this.
- 00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,325 Oh, this looks lovely.
- 00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:15,296 Gods really know how to hide out in luxury.
- 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:17,000 Yes, you should be safe here.
- 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,502 I'll leave you for now.
- 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:20,841 Is this a situation where there would be another hug?
- 00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:22,477 Yes, definitely, and we could try
- 00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:24,950 the forehead kiss again if you're up to it.
- 00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:28,723 Oh. Don't worry, everyone.
- 00:15:28,823 --> 00:15:30,426 This is probably just Hades.
- 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,262 He wanted me to help track you down.
- 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:33,967 What? Yeah.
- 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,571 He was having trouble finding you, so...
- 00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:39,378 You led Hades here? Oh, is that bad?
- 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,772 Oh!
- 00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:58,717 Gah! Heyoo, best boyfriend in the world,
- 00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,954 coming in to show his love, just like in the stories.
- 00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:02,423 That's not what I want.
- 00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:04,460 Yeah, it is. You said you needed space.
- 00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:06,465 That's my cue to fight for us, right?
- 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,071 That's your cue to give me space.
- 00:16:09,171 --> 00:16:10,907 Oh, are you breaking up with me?
- 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,713 No! I need space.
- 00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:15,985 Of co--I get that. But why?
- 00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:17,855 I'm starting to see why.
- 00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:19,390 Hey, is Hades giving you a hard time?
- 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:23,166 OK, now I see it. Space means you got a sidepiece.
- 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,804 Broseidon resents that accusation.
- 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:28,008 Broseidon likes Persephone as a friend.
- 00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:29,545 We go hiking together.
- 00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:32,417 I can't believe that you led Hades to me.
- 00:16:32,518 --> 00:16:34,689 It was a deal I had to make. I was dead!
- 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:36,458 You know Hades can't leave Hades, right?
- 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,863 If he's not down there, the dead start escaping.
- 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,399 Oh, that's a problem.
- 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,871 Dead person: I can do all my unfinished business!
- 00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:44,407 Dead person 2: I'm gonna learn to knit.
- 00:16:44,508 --> 00:16:46,144 Dead person 3: I'm gonna haunt my family.
- 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,948 Dead person 4: I'm taking a shower.
- 00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:49,852 Hang on. Plot twist.
- 00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:51,121 What are you doing here?
- 00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:52,490 I couldn't keep them out.
- 00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,127 The horse guy started swinging his tail at me.
- 00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,065 We got news about Ty.
- 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:59,805 That little bastard faked his own assassination.
- 00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:01,174 He what?!
- 00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:02,712 He hired Scott, who screwed up
- 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,214 and killed him by accident. You spilled it?
- 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,584 Great friend, Scott!
- 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,822 This friendship is totally one-sided.
- 00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:09,157 He told us about the weight gain,
- 00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:10,894 the pineapple stealing, the bad haircut,
- 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:12,664 the donkey thing, the other donkey thing,
- 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,001 and all the farts.
- 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,436 Scott, all of them?
- 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:17,542 I humiliated myself for you!
- 00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:20,514 Guys, I think the immediate issue is
- 00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:22,083 the army of the dead.
- 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,688 They're coming out of the ground everywhere.
- 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,336 Dead person: I'm hungry.
- 00:17:32,337 --> 00:17:34,339 Dead person 2: You know what I'm hungry for? Brains.
- 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:35,977 Dead person 1: Same here!
- 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,648 Why all of a sudden am I interested in brains?
- 00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:39,952 Dead person 2: Brains and unfinished business.
- 00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:42,657 So weird. Dead person 3: Business.
- 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:45,196 Oh, the dead can wait until you and I sort this out.
- 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,233 The only thing that needs sorting out is
- 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,070 Ty humiliating me.
- 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,272 He humiliated me, too.
- 00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:52,043 Made me think I cured death.
- 00:17:52,177 --> 00:17:54,080 He made me think she did, too.
- 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,553 Oh, my god. I'm so stupid!
- 00:17:56,653 --> 00:18:00,326 I stayed sober for our entire investigation mostly,
- 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:02,563 and for that I will never forgive you.
- 00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,835 Let's be clear on this, the jerk move
- 00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:07,675 was inviting my boyfriend here when I said I wanted space.
- 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,678 Look, you all have valid complaints.
- 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,716 But remember when I was dead and how much you loved me
- 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,085 and how good that felt?
- 00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:14,386 It felt horrible.
- 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,924 We are never coming back from this.
- 00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:17,928 No, no, no, no. We can. We can come right back.
- 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,296 Just remember that feeling,
- 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,368 because that's the important part here.
- 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,972 Aah! Hades, you really need to control your dead.
- 00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,980 Oh, I'm not controlling any dead until Persephone says
- 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,382 what "I need some space" means.
- 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,085 All of this, I mean all of it is Ty's fault.
- 00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,421 Let him fix it.
- 00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:33,059 Stupendous & Hippocampus: Yeah. Agreed.
- 00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:35,129 All right, so Ty's on the dead, then?
- 00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:37,700 I really think the dead are the top priority here.
- 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,438 You know what? I'm pushing back.
- 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,041 You're what? I'm pushing back.
- 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:42,544 It's pushback time.
- 00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:44,447 And I'm doing the pushing and you're doing the back.
- 00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:47,287 None of this would have happened if you guys had cared about me.
- 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,558 That's why you're all butt-hurt, and that's why the dead are out.
- 00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:52,363 Let historians record the fact that the dead ate everyone
- 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,669 because King Tyrannis' family didn't care about him.
- 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,505 Who said we didn't care about you?
- 00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:58,340 Guys, if we're triaging it,
- 00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:03,452 I think deal with the dead first, then family stuff. Aah!
- 00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:06,224 None of you cared whether I lived or died.
- 00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:07,795 Of course we cared.
- 00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:10,166 All any of us said was that no one wanted to kill you,
- 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,135 which was true.
- 00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:13,906 Ty, we make fun of you relentlessly,
- 00:19:14,006 --> 00:19:17,079 but that doesn't mean we don't care if you live or die.
- 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:19,819 I know what to do.
- 00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:22,456 Hades, I know a thing or two about being insecure.
- 00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:25,096 Sometimes you wind up listening to your insecurity more
- 00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,665 than you do the people in your life
- 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,571 who are literally screaming the answer in your face.
- 00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:32,744 Persephone just wants you to leave her alone,
- 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:34,047 at least for now.
- 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,551 You know, that makes sense.
- 00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,554 Oh! You had to hear it from a man, huh?
- 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,323 I'm sorry. OK. I'm going. I'm going.
- 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:40,894 You guys wanna just keep the dead?
- 00:19:40,994 --> 00:19:43,398 I'm getting sick of 'em. Just kidding, I'm kidding.
- 00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:46,839 I'll take the dead, of course.
- 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:48,543 Dead person: I'm never gonna get to try brains?
- 00:19:48,677 --> 00:19:51,414 That's even more unfinished business. Aah!
- 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,095 Dead person 2: Ow.
- 00:19:58,195 --> 00:20:00,867 So, Persephone... No.
- 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,840 So, Persephone...
- 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,911 Guys, I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?
- 00:20:06,011 --> 00:20:08,783 Hmm. That sounds like you're asking for a favor.
- 00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:11,588 And you know how to ask for a favor, don't you?
- 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:13,058 Is that really necessary?
- 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:15,229 Bup-bup-bup. Mortal version.
- 00:20:15,363 --> 00:20:18,102 Ah, yes, the mortal version.
- 00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:19,972 Mortal version?
- 00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,945 W-why does that sound worse somehow?
- 00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:25,249 Dead person: Little help?
- 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,321 Yeah, can't wait.
- 00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:30,058 Guys, I get it. I messed up.
- 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:33,299 But me doing this isn't really gonna change anything, is it?
- 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,873 No, it won't. But it's a good start.
- 00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:40,747 I ask you, friend, for a favor or a kindness...
- 00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,821 Well, looks like old Ty got himself
- 00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:47,159 in a splickle-bick o' trouble on this one.
- 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,463 But he did a real earnest Ritual of Favor
- 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,435 and his family finally forgave him.
- 00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:54,508 As for Persephone, well, she got the space she was looking for,
- 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,411 did some stuff she'd always wanted to do,
- 00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:59,718 like seeing Australia, and developin' her wine palate.
- 00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:01,921 And she and Hades decided on an arrangement
- 00:21:01,922 --> 00:21:05,329 where she spends half the year up here and half down there.
- 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,366 And that's why we have spring and winter.
- 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,937 She did hook up with a guy in Australia,
- 00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:11,341 but only mouth stuff, so that's nobody's business.
- 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,081 Anyway, I'm your crazy narrator man.
- 00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:15,984 And I'm behind you right now.
- 00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,021 Did you look? Look again!
- 00:21:18,122 --> 00:21:21,963 Boo! Hee hee hee!
- 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,332 I'm just kidding.
- 00:21:23,465 --> 00:21:25,369 You can't see me when I'm out there.
- 00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:27,706 All right, now. That's Season Two.
- 00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:30,881 Y'all enjoy the last fourteen seconds of your life.
- 00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:32,551 Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,324 Bento.
- 00:00:02,906 --> 00:00:04,776 [Shlub laughs]
- 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:06,279 Stupendous: What's so funny, Dad?
- 00:00:06,379 --> 00:00:08,283 Shlub: I'm just re-reading the story of Pandora.
- 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,220 It always lightens my day.
- 00:00:10,353 --> 00:00:12,091 Hippocampus: You're laughing at the story of Pandora
- 00:00:12,224 --> 00:00:15,063 opening a box and releasing all the evil into the world?
- 00:00:15,163 --> 00:00:16,800 Shlub: Well, that's the human version.
- 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:18,170 As we monsters tell it,
- 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:20,040 she released all the fun into the world.
- 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,345 We call it "Pandora's Party Box."
- 00:00:22,445 --> 00:00:25,116 Tyrannis: Did you hear? King Sargon's been assassinated!
- 00:00:25,117 --> 00:00:26,921 Shlub: I read all about it.
- 00:00:27,021 --> 00:00:28,958 They say it took five whacks of the axe
- 00:00:29,058 --> 00:00:30,361 to get his head fully off.
- 00:00:30,529 --> 00:00:33,232 Talk about a comedy of errors. Ha ha!
- 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,970 Stupendous: Heh! That is pretty funny.
- 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:36,640 Tyrannis: No, it isn't. Stupendous: Oh, come on.
- 00:00:36,741 --> 00:00:39,512 Assassination has got to be the funniest way to take a city.
- 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:42,351 You just kill one guy? It's ridiculous.
- 00:00:42,451 --> 00:00:44,522 Hippocampus: You gotta admire the efficiency of it, though.
- 00:00:44,623 --> 00:00:46,292 Tyrannis: Whether it's funny or efficient is not the point.
- 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:48,765 The point is there are kings being assassinated,
- 00:00:48,865 --> 00:00:50,735 and I could be next.
- 00:00:50,835 --> 00:00:52,939 [Tyrannis' family laughing]
- 00:00:53,073 --> 00:00:54,407 Tyrannis: Ha ha.
- 00:00:54,408 --> 00:00:56,379 And just double-checking, we're laughing because...?
- 00:00:56,513 --> 00:00:58,283 Deliria: You have nothing to worry about.
- 00:00:58,383 --> 00:01:00,387 You're simply not important enough to assassinate.
- 00:01:00,487 --> 00:01:01,557 Tyrannis: What?
- 00:01:01,691 --> 00:01:03,192 Deliria: I'm not trying to be cruel, just honest.
- 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,030 You're not on anyone's target list.
- 00:01:05,163 --> 00:01:06,534 Hippocampus: Ty, if it'll make you feel better,
- 00:01:06,701 --> 00:01:08,068 I'll whip up some armor you can wear.
- 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,438 Tyrannis: Thank you!
- 00:01:09,573 --> 00:01:11,376 Stupendous: And I'll put a couple of guys on ya.
- 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:12,979 Shlub: Well, if we're putting guys on people,
- 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:14,850 how about we say my life is in danger, too?
- 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,452 Tyrannis: No one acknowledge him.
- 00:01:16,553 --> 00:01:19,659 Shlub: Well! See you all at dinner.
- 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,931 Hippocampus: So what is this theory of yours?
- 00:01:22,031 --> 00:01:23,433 Stupendous: All right, check this out.
- 00:01:23,534 --> 00:01:25,103 What is the main cause of death in the world?
- 00:01:25,237 --> 00:01:26,973 Hippocampus: You? Stupendous: Thank you but no.
- 00:01:27,074 --> 00:01:28,510 I'm currently the third leading cause.
- 00:01:28,511 --> 00:01:30,314 Hippocampus: Childbirth? Stupendous: That's number two,
- 00:01:30,414 --> 00:01:32,552 and it haunts me every day that I'll never catch up.
- 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:34,355 Hippocampus: OK, so what's number one?
- 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:36,259 Stupendous: It's so simple, you're gonna hate yourself.
- 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:38,898 Are you ready? Loss of movement.
- 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,401 Hippocampus: Hmm. That's dumb.
- 00:01:40,502 --> 00:01:42,338 Stupendous: Every smart thing started out dumb.
- 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:44,275 Hippocampus: That's dumb. Stupendous: Indulge me.
- 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,412 If my theory is correct, all we have to do is
- 00:01:46,547 --> 00:01:49,218 get this chicken moving exactly like it did when it was alive.
- 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,624 Hippocampus: OK, sure, let's test that.
- 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:52,893 ♪ La la la la ♪
- 00:01:52,993 --> 00:01:55,197 ♪ I'm a chicken, I'm alive now ♪
- 00:01:55,297 --> 00:01:57,836 ♪ Ba-Bawk, I'm layin' eggs! ♪
- 00:01:57,936 --> 00:01:59,739 Stupendous: You're doin' it wrong. They never sing.
- 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,746 Tyrannis: Stupe, you gave me your two worst guys. No offense.
- 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:03,914 John: Who's talking?
- 00:02:04,048 --> 00:02:05,450 Stupendous: Hey, they served me well,
- 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,054 and I wanted to give them a cushy assignment.
- 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:08,757 Tyrannis: I am not a cushy assignment!
- 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:09,893 And, Hippo, where is my armor?
- 00:02:09,993 --> 00:02:11,296 Hippocampus: I didn't get to it.
- 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:13,066 Stupe sucked me into this dumb experiment.
- 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,536 Stupendous: I'm doing science!
- 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:16,573 Hippocampus: Right, like when you threw all our cattle
- 00:02:16,574 --> 00:02:17,642 off a cliff?
- 00:02:17,742 --> 00:02:19,178 Stupendous: Now we know they can't fly.
- 00:02:19,278 --> 00:02:20,615 Hippocampus: We knew that before!
- 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:22,585 Stupendous: Now we know how much they can't fly.
- 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,287 Tyrannis: You're sitting here arguing
- 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:26,159 while your brother is facing a very real threat.
- 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:27,662 Hippocampus: Ha! The one thing we agree on,
- 00:02:27,796 --> 00:02:28,965 is, no, you aren't.
- 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,501 Tyrannis: You're both going to regret this
- 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:33,406 when I'm lying dead at the hand of a ruthless assassin.
- 00:02:34,643 --> 00:02:36,412 Hippocampus: ♪ I'm a chicken-- ♪
- 00:02:40,554 --> 00:02:41,790 [Tyrannis gasps]
- 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:44,963 Tyrannis: OK, so my sources tell me you're a ruthless assassin?
- 00:02:45,097 --> 00:02:46,533 Assassin: I take issue with "ruthless,"
- 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,838 but, yeah, I assassinate people. Who do you want offed?
- 00:02:48,938 --> 00:02:50,106 Tyrannis: Me.
- 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,944 Assassin: This almost seems too easy.
- 00:02:52,078 --> 00:02:53,478 Tyrannis: But here's the catch.
- 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:55,250 I need you to attempt an assassination on me
- 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:57,655 that narrowly misses. Assassin: Oh, I can't do that.
- 00:02:57,756 --> 00:03:00,127 I'm known as the guy who can't miss.
- 00:03:00,227 --> 00:03:01,897 And also, apparently, ruthless.
- 00:03:01,997 --> 00:03:03,634 Just tell me who said that. It won't get back to them.
- 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,771 Tyrannis: Couldn't you just shoot me in the shoulder?
- 00:03:05,871 --> 00:03:07,441 Assassin: Really? So then what am I gonna be known as?
- 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:09,780 Some guy who can't miss shoulders? Ha! No.
- 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,319 Tyrannis: Wait. Who can I hire for a near-assassination?
- 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:15,925 Tyrannis: You're perfect.
- 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:18,162 Scott: So you want me to shoot at you and miss you?
- 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,166 Tyrannis: Yes, thus proving to my family
- 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,037 that I am indeed worth assassinating.
- 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:24,208 Scott: Oh, this is one of those things you make me do
- 00:03:24,309 --> 00:03:25,878 to make you look better? Tyrannis: Yes.
- 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:28,216 Scott: Like when I killed all those adult pigs
- 00:03:28,349 --> 00:03:30,153 and let you carry them into town like they were yours.
- 00:03:30,286 --> 00:03:31,623 Tyrannis: Very similar, yes.
- 00:03:31,723 --> 00:03:32,992 Scott: Or when I had to tell everyone
- 00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:34,528 that I ate all the pineapples.
- 00:03:34,529 --> 00:03:36,166 Tyrannis: If you're trying to say something about
- 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,669 our relationship, Scott, I'm not ready to hear it.
- 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,506 Scott: Got it. So how do we do this?
- 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:41,009 Tyrannis: Well, it needs to be public,
- 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:42,411 so we'll stage it in the marketplace.
- 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:43,747 I'll make my presence known.
- 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:46,284 Hello, citizens! Great to be alive, isn't it?
- 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:47,589 Every day's a gift.
- 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:49,559 Tyrannis, voice-over: You'll be on a balcony
- 00:03:49,726 --> 00:03:51,396 hiding inside a barrel. Scott: Got it.
- 00:03:51,496 --> 00:03:53,099 Tyrannis: Then all I need to do is make sure
- 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,870 my whole family is there to see it.
- 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:58,376 Ah, Stupendous, what brings you here this fine day?
- 00:03:58,511 --> 00:03:59,947 Stupendous: Got this thing advertisin'
- 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:03,487 an entire bucket of falafel for just two chickens.
- 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:06,026 I've never spent less food to get more food.
- 00:04:06,126 --> 00:04:07,461 You here for the Falafel Deal?
- 00:04:07,562 --> 00:04:08,730 Hippocampus: Ha! You know it.
- 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,467 Shlub: Ours is for the orgy afterwards.
- 00:04:10,602 --> 00:04:12,806 I've heard it'll be a real greaser.
- 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:14,575 Tyrannis, voice-over: Once everyone's there,
- 00:04:14,576 --> 00:04:16,346 I'll get into position and give you the signal.
- 00:04:16,446 --> 00:04:17,916 Tyrannis: I'm not hungry, so I'll go up here
- 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:19,252 to get some sun.
- 00:04:19,352 --> 00:04:20,922 It's such a relief not to have to worry
- 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:23,961 about being assassinated!
- 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,902 Aah!
- 00:04:28,036 --> 00:04:29,237 [Tyrannis screams]
- 00:04:29,238 --> 00:04:32,378 Oof! Where am I?
- 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:35,818 Hades: Where are you? More like, what are you?
- 00:04:35,919 --> 00:04:37,922 Dead. You're dead.
- 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:40,661 [Theme music playing]
- 00:04:40,795 --> 00:04:53,854 ♪
- 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:56,091 [Male singers chanting]
- 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:58,330 ♪
- 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:01,469 Singers: Whoo!
- 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,909 Hades: OK, everybody, getting a little bit of a late start
- 00:05:05,009 --> 00:05:06,412 here, but that's all right.
- 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:09,251 Welcome to Hades, everyone. I'm Hades, King of Hades.
- 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,521 It's a place and a name.
- 00:05:10,621 --> 00:05:12,157 Everyone go ahead and make your jokes about
- 00:05:12,257 --> 00:05:15,330 "being in Hades" right now. [Laughter]
- 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,033 All right, I'll answer everyone's first two questions:
- 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:20,340 No, you're not here by mistake, and, no, you can't leave, OK?
- 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,812 I don't care if you have "unfinished business."
- 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:24,415 Around here we call that being dead.
- 00:05:24,549 --> 00:05:26,118 All right, dorms are that way. Grab a bedroll.
- 00:05:26,219 --> 00:05:27,388 And I can't do anything about the heat.
- 00:05:27,522 --> 00:05:28,690 It's just stuck that way.
- 00:05:28,790 --> 00:05:30,093 Tyrannis: Hades, I need your help.
- 00:05:30,193 --> 00:05:31,530 I'm not supposed to be here.
- 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,999 Hades: Well, did you not just hear my whole thing?
- 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,401 Dead means dead.
- 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,839 Tyrannis: But my death really was a mistake.
- 00:05:35,939 --> 00:05:37,675 I hired someone to attempt an assassination,
- 00:05:37,776 --> 00:05:40,313 and he was supposed to fail, but he accidentally killed me.
- 00:05:40,413 --> 00:05:42,151 [Hades laughs] Hades: What?!
- 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:43,687 Oh, my god. That's a new one.
- 00:05:43,787 --> 00:05:46,425 Hey, Sisyphus, this guy tried to fake his own assassination
- 00:05:46,426 --> 00:05:47,696 and ended up dead!
- 00:05:47,796 --> 00:05:49,999 Sisyphus: Holy crap! That is hilarious.
- 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,937 Hades: Well, no, don't stop rolling the boulder up the hill.
- 00:05:52,037 --> 00:05:53,640 Sisyphus: I wasn't stopping. Hades: I'm sorry.
- 00:05:53,774 --> 00:05:55,143 It looked like you were stopping.
- 00:05:55,243 --> 00:05:56,580 I just wanted to share that with you.
- 00:05:56,714 --> 00:05:57,916 I mean, you're still being punished for eternity.
- 00:05:58,049 --> 00:05:59,318 Good guy. Hard worker.
- 00:05:59,418 --> 00:06:01,623 So, you really tried to almost get assassinated?
- 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:03,393 Tyrannis: I needed to prove to my family
- 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:04,830 that I'm important enough to kill.
- 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,600 Hades: Well, mission accomplished!
- 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,637 Tyrannis: Yes, but I need to go up and rub it in their faces.
- 00:06:08,737 --> 00:06:11,409 As it is now, I don't get to see their very real tears
- 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,412 and get their very real apologies,
- 00:06:13,513 --> 00:06:14,816 which was the entire point.
- 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:17,354 Hippocampus: Ty, no! Shlub: Don't leave us, son!
- 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:19,458 Deliria: I can't believe he's dead!
- 00:06:19,559 --> 00:06:22,197 Oh, why didn't I listen to him?
- 00:06:22,331 --> 00:06:23,734 Tyrannis: I bet it's awesome.
- 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,571 Hades: I mean, I get the instinct.
- 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:27,474 I'm as petty as they come. Tyrannis: So let me have this.
- 00:06:27,575 --> 00:06:29,579 Isn't there something I could do for you in return?
- 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:31,015 Hades: If you're offering sexual favors,
- 00:06:31,148 --> 00:06:33,252 my dance card is full. I've got a girlfriend.
- 00:06:33,386 --> 00:06:35,524 And before you say anything, no, she's not here right now,
- 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,127 but that doesn't mean she's not real.
- 00:06:37,227 --> 00:06:38,429 Her name is Persephone.
- 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,965 Tyrannis: I wasn't gonna say anything.
- 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,536 Hades: You looked like you were gonna say something.
- 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:43,073 You had that look. Tyrannis: I wasn't.
- 00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:44,676 Hades: Everyone's like, "What's up with your girlfriend?
- 00:06:44,777 --> 00:06:46,011 Are you guys broken up?" I don't know!
- 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:47,615 She told me she needs space.
- 00:06:47,715 --> 00:06:50,353 Hey, Sisyphus, what do they mean when they say they need space?
- 00:06:50,487 --> 00:06:53,292 Sis? Hey, Sis. Oh, he's working.
- 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:55,397 You know, I'll tell you what I think it means.
- 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:57,936 She wants me to fight for it.
- 00:06:58,036 --> 00:06:59,271 Tyrannis: Are you sure she
- 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:00,607 doesn't just want to be left alone?
- 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:02,277 Hades: What? Are you kidding? Come on.
- 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:04,348 Every love story, the girl never wants to be left alone.
- 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:05,685 Tyrannis: That's true.
- 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:07,354 And love stories would not lie about that.
- 00:07:07,454 --> 00:07:09,358 Hades: She wants me to come running.
- 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:10,962 But I don't know where she is.
- 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:12,898 Tyrannis: She didn't even tell you where she's going?
- 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,972 Hades: Yeah, she's going to some secluded place her family has.
- 00:07:16,072 --> 00:07:18,343 Tyrannis: Hmm. I might be able to help you find her
- 00:07:18,443 --> 00:07:19,579 if you'd send me back up.
- 00:07:19,713 --> 00:07:21,415 Hades: And how would you do that?
- 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:22,752 Tyrannis: My mother hates Persephone's family,
- 00:07:22,886 --> 00:07:24,523 which means she's obsessed with them.
- 00:07:24,656 --> 00:07:26,325 She'd know exactly where their secret spot is.
- 00:07:26,425 --> 00:07:27,928 Hades: Interesting.
- 00:07:28,028 --> 00:07:29,766 I can't have anyone know that I let you out, though.
- 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,969 You'll have to lie to your family.
- 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:33,507 Is that cool or...?
- 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,743 Tyrannis: Let me think: deceive the people
- 00:07:35,744 --> 00:07:37,915 who literally laughed at the, it turns out,
- 00:07:38,015 --> 00:07:40,019 very real danger of me being assassinated
- 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:43,960 in order to reunite two people who were meant for each other?
- 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,434 No, it's not going to be a problem.
- 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:48,704 I think it should be fine. Yeah.
- 00:07:51,309 --> 00:07:54,816 Stupendous: I can save him! I can save him! Come on, Ty!
- 00:07:54,949 --> 00:07:57,788 "Hi. I'm Tyrannis. I'm your king."
- 00:07:57,888 --> 00:07:59,826 Shlub: No, it's more like: "My tummy hurts.
- 00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:01,496 I think I've got a splinter."
- 00:08:01,597 --> 00:08:02,899 [Tyrannis inhaling and exhaling deeply]
- 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:04,869 Hippocampus: Oh, my god. You really did it!
- 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:06,707 Stupendous: Ha! I knew it would work!
- 00:08:06,807 --> 00:08:08,577 Hippocampus: You cured death! Tyrannis: Yes.
- 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:10,915 Stupe cured death, and that's how I came back
- 00:08:11,048 --> 00:08:12,484 from my assassination.
- 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:16,727 Deliria: This is strange. I'm feeling... feelings.
- 00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:18,831 Tyrannis: You are? Feelings like love?
- 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,535 Deliria: Well, whatever it is, I don't care for it.
- 00:08:20,635 --> 00:08:22,137 I was scared to death when you were dead.
- 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:24,340 Stupendous: Ty, I gotta say, I should have believed you.
- 00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:27,081 Hippocampus: Same here. I-it just didn't seem plausible.
- 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:29,351 Tyrannis: And yet it was. But I don't need apologies.
- 00:08:29,485 --> 00:08:31,956 I'm just glad the nightmare scenario that I had predicted
- 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:34,563 and you all doubted has been avoided.
- 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:36,700 Stupendous: Glad to have you back, little bro.
- 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,838 Hippocampus: Same. This hit me harder than I thought.
- 00:08:38,938 --> 00:08:41,074 Shlub: Coming in hot for an emotional hug.
- 00:08:41,075 --> 00:08:43,480 We're all doing emotional, we're not doing sexual,
- 00:08:43,581 --> 00:08:44,883 is that right? Good.
- 00:08:45,017 --> 00:08:46,686 Tyrannis: Gosh. I didn't know it would take
- 00:08:46,786 --> 00:08:48,524 an assassination attempt to find out
- 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,661 your very real feelings towards me.
- 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,899 That is an unexpected consequence.
- 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,036 Mom, I know you want to hug me.
- 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,807 Deliria: I don't know what I want.
- 00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:58,977 Is that what I'm feeling? Tyrannis: It is.
- 00:08:59,077 --> 00:09:03,653 Deliria: How does one--Oh. Sorry. This is new for me.
- 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:06,092 Tyrannis: There you go. Lean into it.
- 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:10,267 Sometimes I've seen mothers do a gentle kiss on the forehead.
- 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,404 Deliria: Mm...
- 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,643 Have I done it yet? Tyrannis: No.
- 00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:17,181 Deliria: Well, just pretend I have.
- 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:21,255 Kolax: Welcome back, King Ty. So glad you're here.
- 00:09:21,355 --> 00:09:22,457 Tyrannis: Back from the dead, huh?
- 00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:23,827 Can't kill me that easily.
- 00:09:23,927 --> 00:09:25,295 Kolax: Good to have you back, sir.
- 00:09:25,296 --> 00:09:26,733 Tyrannis: Good to be back.
- 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,671 Palace worker: Thank god you're alive, King Tyrannis!
- 00:09:28,771 --> 00:09:30,675 Tyrannis: Thank god you're alive, palace worker.
- 00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:32,745 Good morning, family. Where are you off to?
- 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:34,515 Stupendous: We're gonna find the bastard who did this
- 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:35,785 and make him pay.
- 00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:37,622 Tyrannis: Oh. Is that entirely necessary?
- 00:09:37,722 --> 00:09:39,091 Stupendous: Necessary?
- 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:41,028 You should be the first person who wants this guy killed.
- 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:44,000 Tyrannis: Or am I the kind of king who forgives and forgets?
- 00:09:44,134 --> 00:09:45,804 He probably feels bad enough as it is.
- 00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:47,709 Hippocampus: Oh, we'll make him feel bad.
- 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:49,612 When we find him, we're gonna torture him and find out
- 00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:50,915 if anyone else was involved.
- 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,551 Tyrannis: It could just be a lone archer.
- 00:09:52,651 --> 00:09:54,054 That's my theory, the lone archer theory.
- 00:09:54,155 --> 00:09:55,792 I doubt you'll ever find him. Or her.
- 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:58,262 My gut tells me it's a woman, probably not from here.
- 00:09:58,362 --> 00:09:59,565 Foreign woman, very shy.
- 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:02,137 Shlub: We're finding them and everyone involved.
- 00:10:02,271 --> 00:10:03,640 [Vibrating noise]
- 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:06,011 Hades: Hey, don't forget why you're up there.
- 00:10:06,012 --> 00:10:07,715 Tyrannis: Yes, I'm about to go talk to her.
- 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,016 This has to be handled delicately.
- 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,255 Hades: Handle it however you want.
- 00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:12,891 Feel this? Tyrannis: Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:15,397 Hades: That's you getting dragged back down here,
- 00:10:15,565 --> 00:10:17,367 so chop-chop.
- 00:10:17,502 --> 00:10:18,971 Deliria: Hello, son.
- 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:20,842 If you're here for another hug, I need more time.
- 00:10:20,942 --> 00:10:22,444 The first one nearly killed me.
- 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:23,780 Tyrannis: No, that's fine, that's fine.
- 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,350 These feelings are intense,
- 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,121 the feeling that you must protect your child at all costs
- 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:28,957 combined with the guilt of feeling deep down inside
- 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:30,728 that it was your fault for not believing him.
- 00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:32,832 It'd be too much for most mothers to bear.
- 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,368 Deliria: Hmm, I suppose it would.
- 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,272 So in a way, I'm being incredibly strong right now.
- 00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:39,210 Tyrannis: That's a great way to think of it.
- 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:42,084 Do you know what would make you even stronger?
- 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,354 I mean, I don't want to throw too much at you at once.
- 00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:45,858 Deliria: No, tell me.
- 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,595 Tyrannis: If you devoted yourself to protecting me.
- 00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:48,996 Deliria: Oh, I intend to.
- 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:50,568 I am going to keep you here in the palace.
- 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:51,936 Tyrannis: I'm loving the initiative, Mum.
- 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:53,472 Let's definitely have more of that.
- 00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:54,942 But is there some place even more secure?
- 00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:56,780 Where would you hide a god?
- 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,552 Doesn't Persephone's family have a secluded little spot?
- 00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:01,488 Deliria: It's a secluded little fortress.
- 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:02,725 Tyrannis: Interesting.
- 00:11:02,825 --> 00:11:04,128 Deliria: But only gods are allowed in.
- 00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:05,864 Tyrannis: Hmm. That's a tough one, isn't it?
- 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,701 But I think the danger to me, which I saw coming
- 00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:10,473 and no one else did, requires bending that rule.
- 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:11,877 Deliria: Hmm, it won't be easy.
- 00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,613 Tyrannis: Neither was getting killed, Mother.
- 00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:15,216 Neither was getting killed.
- 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:17,287 Hippocampus: So, what do you think of King Ty?
- 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:19,925 Miriam: I don't know. I could take him or leave him.
- 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:22,397 Hippocampus: Ha! Talk to me more about the "leave him" part.
- 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,570 Joshua: I guess I don't dislike him, just more like,
- 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,473 I don't care whether he lives or dies,
- 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:28,844 if that makes sense.
- 00:11:28,944 --> 00:11:30,881 Hippocampus: Aha! So you wanted him dead.
- 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,352 Ted: Which one is King Ty again? Hippocampus: Your king!
- 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:34,789 He wears a crown!
- 00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:37,227 Ted: Oh, that guy. Someone shot him?
- 00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,297 Shelly: Indifferent is the word that comes to mind.
- 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:41,401 Joshua: To be honest, this is the most I've ever talked
- 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:42,938 about King Ty.
- 00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:45,243 Craig: Who would shoot King Ty? I mean, who would take the time?
- 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:47,748 Miriam: I think about milk more often than I think
- 00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:51,121 about King Ty-- Oh, shoot. We're out of milk.
- 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:53,226 Stupendous: Hippo, I don't think we're gonna find anyone
- 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:54,562 with a motive.
- 00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:56,298 Shlub: Isn't there someone who hated him?
- 00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:58,503 An ex-lover, perhaps?
- 00:11:58,504 --> 00:12:01,008 [All laugh]
- 00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:03,880 Shlub: I know. I just had to ask.
- 00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:06,953 Deliria: Just let me talk to these people.
- 00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:08,289 I'll get you in here.
- 00:12:08,389 --> 00:12:11,027 Tyrannis: What is this place? [Knock knock]
- 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:13,968 Deliria: The goddess Deliria requests entrance to the cave!
- 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,740 Broseidon: Hey, hey! What is going on here?
- 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,278 You brought a mortal to the Caves of Aetolia?
- 00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:21,348 Deliria: Yes, King Tyrannis needs protection.
- 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:24,154 Someone tried to kill him, and far more importantly,
- 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:25,823 I'm having uncomfortable feelings about it.
- 00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,727 Broseidon: What kind of feelings?
- 00:12:27,728 --> 00:12:29,832 Tyrannis: Basically she cares far more about me
- 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,202 than she realized,
- 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,938 a fact that would never have been revealed
- 00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:35,343 had I not been assassinated. Do I have that right, Mum?
- 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:37,280 Broseidon: Whoa. That sounds super awkward
- 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,517 and a good reminder
- 00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,688 why you shouldn't form an emotional bond with anybody,
- 00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,490 but I still can't let him in here.
- 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:45,831 Deliria: Broseidon... please.
- 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,702 [Broseidon stifles chuckle] Broseidon: I'm sorry, what?!
- 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:50,073 Did I hear a "please" out of Deliria?
- 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:52,110 Deliria: Oh, come on. Just do me this favor.
- 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:55,818 Athena: Well, well, well. Deliria needs a favor.
- 00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:58,089 Wonder what she'd be willing to do for it.
- 00:12:58,189 --> 00:13:00,727 Deliria: Oh, don't play games with me. Just let us in.
- 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,565 My son needs protection.
- 00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:04,067 Apollo: Well, you know how to ask.
- 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,839 All you have to do is perform the Ritual of Favor.
- 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,744 Hey, Persephone! Tyrannis: Persephone.
- 00:13:08,844 --> 00:13:10,814 Apollo: Deliria's doing the Ritual of Favor.
- 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,284 Persephone: She's really doing it?
- 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,856 Tyrannis: Wait. What is the Ritual of Favor?
- 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,457 Deliria: Ugh. Look away.
- 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,799 ♪ I ask you, friend, for a favor or a kindness ♪
- 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,404 ♪ A courtesy, indulgence, or a boon ♪
- 00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:25,376 ♪ I drop to my knees and I kiss your royal hindness ♪
- 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:28,249 ♪ And all the while I sing this little tune ♪
- 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,289 ♪ And a kiss and a kiss and a kiss, kiss, kiss ♪
- 00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:33,994 ♪ And all the while, I sing this little tune ♪
- 00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:35,463 Broseidon: Do the long version! [Laughter]
- 00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:37,769 Athena: Yeah, we're gonna need that long version.
- 00:13:37,869 --> 00:13:40,206 With more choreography, please.
- 00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:45,618 Deliria: ♪ And then the mousie says, "I ask you, fwend..." ♪
- 00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,254 Hippocampus: OK, Ty was standing here.
- 00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:49,759 Stupe, you and I were there by the falafel stand.
- 00:13:49,859 --> 00:13:51,662 Dad, you and Mom had the best vantage point.
- 00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,399 Did you see where the arrow came from?
- 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,504 Shlub: I'm afraid I was in the afterglow
- 00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:56,973 of our morning frottage.
- 00:13:57,073 --> 00:13:59,913 I could focus on nothing but the waves of pleasure
- 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,050 still coursing through my-- Hippocampus: Enough, Dad.
- 00:14:02,184 --> 00:14:03,720 Stamos, John, you were guarding him.
- 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,123 Where were you guys?
- 00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:06,759 John: I was somewhere standing on the ground.
- 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:07,929 I know that much.
- 00:14:08,029 --> 00:14:09,398 Hippocampus: Stamos, dig deep
- 00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:12,403 into that severely dented skull of yours and think.
- 00:14:12,404 --> 00:14:15,443 ♪
- 00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,481 John: Stamos! Did you die again?
- 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,519 Shlub: Well, let's take stock of what we do know.
- 00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:22,991 We know the arrow was fired by that barrel over there.
- 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,261 Hippocampus: Fired by a barrel?
- 00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:26,767 Shlub: Oh, did you not know that?
- 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,503 Hippocampus: How does that make any sense?
- 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:30,773 Shlub: I see a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense.
- 00:14:30,774 --> 00:14:32,177 I just go with it.
- 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,081 Stupendous: Wait. Why are we ruling out the barrel?
- 00:14:34,214 --> 00:14:37,521 Maybe a barrel did come to life and shoot Ty.
- 00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:39,792 Shlub: I've never seen him do anything nice for a barrel.
- 00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:41,361 He's even kicked a few.
- 00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:43,567 I can tell you there's no love lost
- 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,402 between Tyrannis and barrels.
- 00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:48,176 Hippocampus: Fine. Why don't we go talk to the barrel?
- 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,079 Amateurs.
- 00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:54,989 Scott: Help me.
- 00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:58,630 Deliria: ♪ And all the while I sing this little tune ♪
- 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,199 [Cheering]
- 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,004 Tyrannis: I can't believe how much of it there was.
- 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,441 Athena: Bravo!
- 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:07,080 Broseidon: The rap break in the middle? Iconic!
- 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:09,251 Deliria: We never speak of this. Do you understand?
- 00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,923 Tyrannis: I will never stop speaking of this.
- 00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,325 Oh, this looks lovely.
- 00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:15,296 Gods really know how to hide out in luxury.
- 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:17,000 Deliria: Yes, you should be safe here.
- 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,502 I'll leave you for now.
- 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:20,841 Is this a situation where there would be another hug?
- 00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:22,477 Tyrannis: Yes, definitely, and we could try
- 00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:24,950 the forehead kiss again if you're up to it.
- 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,153 [Ground shaking, all gasp]
- 00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:28,723 Tyrannis: Oh. Don't worry, everyone.
- 00:15:28,823 --> 00:15:30,426 This is probably just Hades.
- 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,262 He wanted me to help track you down.
- 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:33,967 Persephone: What? Tyrannis: Yeah.
- 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,571 He was having trouble finding you, so...
- 00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:39,378 Persephone: You led Hades here? Tyrannis: Oh, is that bad?
- 00:15:39,478 --> 00:15:41,949 [Gasping]
- 00:15:45,023 --> 00:15:48,362 [Gasping]
- 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,772 Deliria: Oh!
- 00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:54,975 [Persephone moaning]
- 00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:58,717 Hades: Gah! Heyoo, best boyfriend in the world,
- 00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,954 coming in to show his love, just like in the stories.
- 00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:02,423 Persephone: That's not what I want.
- 00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:04,460 Hades: Yeah, it is. You said you needed space.
- 00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:06,465 That's my cue to fight for us, right?
- 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,071 Persephone: That's your cue to give me space.
- 00:16:09,171 --> 00:16:10,907 Hades: Oh, are you breaking up with me?
- 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,713 Persephone: No! I need space.
- 00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:15,985 Hades: Of co--I get that. But why?
- 00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:17,855 Deliria: I'm starting to see why.
- 00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:19,390 Broseidon: Hey, is Hades giving you a hard time?
- 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:23,166 Hades: OK, now I see it. Space means you got a sidepiece.
- 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,804 Broseidon: Broseidon resents that accusation.
- 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:28,008 Broseidon likes Persephone as a friend.
- 00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:29,545 We go hiking together.
- 00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:32,417 Persephone: I can't believe that you led Hades to me.
- 00:16:32,518 --> 00:16:34,689 Tyrannis: It was a deal I had to make. I was dead!
- 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:36,458 Persephone: You know Hades can't leave Hades, right?
- 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,863 If he's not down there, the dead start escaping.
- 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,399 Tyrannis: Oh, that's a problem.
- 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,871 Dead person: I can do all my unfinished business!
- 00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:44,407 Dead person 2: I'm gonna learn to knit.
- 00:16:44,508 --> 00:16:46,144 Dead person 3: I'm gonna haunt my family.
- 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,948 Dead person 4: I'm taking a shower.
- 00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:49,852 Shlub: Hang on. Plot twist.
- 00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:51,121 Deliria: What are you doing here?
- 00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:52,490 Broseidon: I couldn't keep them out.
- 00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,127 The horse guy started swinging his tail at me.
- 00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,065 Stupendous: We got news about Ty.
- 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:59,805 Shlub: That little bastard faked his own assassination.
- 00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:01,174 Deliria: He what?!
- 00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:02,712 Stupendous: He hired Scott, who screwed up
- 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,214 and killed him by accident. Tyrannis: You spilled it?
- 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,584 Great friend, Scott!
- 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,822 Scott: This friendship is totally one-sided.
- 00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:09,157 Shlub: He told us about the weight gain,
- 00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:10,894 the pineapple stealing, the bad haircut,
- 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:12,664 the donkey thing, the other donkey thing,
- 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,001 and all the farts.
- 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,436 Tyrannis: Scott, all of them?
- 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:17,542 Deliria: I humiliated myself for you!
- 00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:20,514 Scott: Guys, I think the immediate issue is
- 00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:22,083 the army of the dead.
- 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,688 They're coming out of the ground everywhere.
- 00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,226 [Dead people moaning]
- 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,336 Dead person: I'm hungry.
- 00:17:32,337 --> 00:17:34,339 Dead person 2: You know what I'm hungry for? Brains.
- 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:35,977 Dead person 1: Same here!
- 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,648 Why all of a sudden am I interested in brains?
- 00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:39,952 Dead person 2: Brains and unfinished business.
- 00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:42,657 So weird. Dead person 3: Business.
- 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:45,196 Hades: Oh, the dead can wait until you and I sort this out.
- 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,233 Deliria: The only thing that needs sorting out is
- 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,070 Ty humiliating me.
- 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,272 Stupendous: He humiliated me, too.
- 00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:52,043 Made me think I cured death.
- 00:17:52,177 --> 00:17:54,080 Hippocampus: He made me think she did, too.
- 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,553 Oh, my god. I'm so stupid!
- 00:17:56,653 --> 00:18:00,326 Shlub: I stayed sober for our entire investigation mostly,
- 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:02,563 and for that I will never forgive you.
- 00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,835 Persephone: Let's be clear on this, the jerk move
- 00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:07,675 was inviting my boyfriend here when I said I wanted space.
- 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,678 Tyrannis: Look, you all have valid complaints.
- 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,716 But remember when I was dead and how much you loved me
- 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,085 and how good that felt?
- 00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:14,386 Deliria: It felt horrible.
- 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,924 We are never coming back from this.
- 00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:17,928 Tyrannis: No, no, no, no. We can. We can come right back.
- 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,296 Just remember that feeling,
- 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,368 because that's the important part here.
- 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,972 Scott: Aah! Hades, you really need to control your dead.
- 00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,980 Hades: Oh, I'm not controlling any dead until Persephone says
- 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,382 what "I need some space" means.
- 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,085 Deliria: All of this, I mean all of it is Ty's fault.
- 00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,421 Let him fix it.
- 00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:33,059 Stupendous & Hippocampus: Yeah. Shlub: Agreed.
- 00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:35,129 Scott: All right, so Ty's on the dead, then?
- 00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:37,700 I really think the dead are the top priority here.
- 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,438 Tyrannis: You know what? I'm pushing back.
- 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,041 Shlub: You're what? Tyrannis: I'm pushing back.
- 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:42,544 It's pushback time.
- 00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:44,447 And I'm doing the pushing and you're doing the back.
- 00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:47,287 None of this would have happened if you guys had cared about me.
- 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,558 That's why you're all butt-hurt, and that's why the dead are out.
- 00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:52,363 Let historians record the fact that the dead ate everyone
- 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,669 because King Tyrannis' family didn't care about him.
- 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,505 Stupendous: Who said we didn't care about you?
- 00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:58,340 Scott: Guys, if we're triaging it,
- 00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:03,452 I think deal with the dead first, then family stuff. Aah!
- 00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:06,224 Tyrannis: None of you cared whether I lived or died.
- 00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:07,795 Deliria: Of course we cared.
- 00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:10,166 All any of us said was that no one wanted to kill you,
- 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,135 which was true.
- 00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:13,906 Hippocampus: Ty, we make fun of you relentlessly,
- 00:19:14,006 --> 00:19:17,079 but that doesn't mean we don't care if you live or die.
- 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:19,819 Tyrannis: I know what to do.
- 00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:22,456 Hades, I know a thing or two about being insecure.
- 00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:25,096 Sometimes you wind up listening to your insecurity more
- 00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,665 than you do the people in your life
- 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,571 who are literally screaming the answer in your face.
- 00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:32,744 Persephone just wants you to leave her alone,
- 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:34,047 at least for now.
- 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,551 Hades: You know, that makes sense.
- 00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,554 Persephone: Oh! You had to hear it from a man, huh?
- 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,323 Hades: I'm sorry. OK. I'm going. I'm going.
- 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:40,894 You guys wanna just keep the dead?
- 00:19:40,994 --> 00:19:43,398 I'm getting sick of 'em. Just kidding, I'm kidding.
- 00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:46,839 I'll take the dead, of course. [Dead people groaning]
- 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:48,543 Dead person: I'm never gonna get to try brains?
- 00:19:48,677 --> 00:19:51,414 That's even more unfinished business. Aah!
- 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:56,725 [Dead people groaning]
- 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,095 Dead person 2: Ow.
- 00:19:58,195 --> 00:20:00,867 Broseidon: So, Persephone... Persephone: No.
- 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,840 [Audio plays backwards] Broseidon: So, Persephone...
- 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,911 Tyrannis: Guys, I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?
- 00:20:06,011 --> 00:20:08,783 Deliria: Hmm. That sounds like you're asking for a favor.
- 00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:11,588 And you know how to ask for a favor, don't you?
- 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:13,058 Tyrannis: Is that really necessary?
- 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:15,229 Athena: Bup-bup-bup. Mortal version.
- 00:20:15,363 --> 00:20:18,102 Deliria: Ah, yes, the mortal version.
- 00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:19,972 Tyrannis: Mortal version?
- 00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,945 W-why does that sound worse somehow?
- 00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:25,249 Dead person: Little help?
- 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,321 [Deliria chuckles] Shlub: Yeah, can't wait.
- 00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:30,058 Tyrannis: Guys, I get it. I messed up.
- 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:33,299 But me doing this isn't really gonna change anything, is it?
- 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,873 Shlub: No, it won't. But it's a good start.
- 00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:40,747 Tyrannis: I ask you, friend, for a favor or a kindness...
- 00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,821 Prospector: Well, looks like old Ty got himself
- 00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:47,159 in a splickle-bick o' trouble on this one.
- 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,463 But he did a real earnest Ritual of Favor
- 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,435 and his family finally forgave him.
- 00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:54,508 As for Persephone, well, she got the space she was looking for,
- 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,411 did some stuff she'd always wanted to do,
- 00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:59,718 like seeing Australia, and developin' her wine palate.
- 00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:01,921 And she and Hades decided on an arrangement
- 00:21:01,922 --> 00:21:05,329 where she spends half the year up here and half down there.
- 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,366 And that's why we have spring and winter.
- 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,937 She did hook up with a guy in Australia,
- 00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:11,341 but only mouth stuff, so that's nobody's business.
- 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,081 Anyway, I'm your crazy narrator man.
- 00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:15,984 And I'm behind you right now.
- 00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,021 Did you look? Look again!
- 00:21:18,122 --> 00:21:21,963 Boo! Hee hee hee!
- 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,332 I'm just kidding.
- 00:21:23,465 --> 00:21:25,369 You can't see me when I'm out there.
- 00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:27,706 All right, now. That's Season Two.
- 00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:30,881 Y'all enjoy the last fourteen seconds of your life.
- 00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:32,551 Dan: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,324 - Bento. [People cheering]
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