Загрузка
00:00
/
21:38
Неделя любви
Love Week
Сезон: 02Серия: 20
Описание
Тираннис сообщает своим мирным жителям о приближении Эротов и предупреждает их о том, что они могут быть ранены их стрелами, объявляя это «Неделей любви» и привлекая Донну к консультациям по вопросам отношений. Тина возвращается в Крапополис, и Тираннис предпринимает ещё одну попытку завоевать её любовь, в то время как она охотится на Эротов, а Донна советует ему следовать за Тиной. Тем временем Шлуб преследует стадо кентавров и побеждает их, как Человек-Конь. Ощутив себя победителем, Шлуб планирует насладиться этим, когда Человек-Конь захочет реванша. В то же время Гиппокамп завладевает одной из стрел Эротов, и его исследования приводят к тому, что Гиппокамп и Ступендус влюбляются в чашу, использовавшуюся в экспериментах.
Субтитры
- 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:10,688 Lookout Man 1: Oh, no. They're coming.
- 00:00:12,391 --> 00:00:13,894 Lookout Man 2: Can I see? Lookout Man 1: No, it's mine.
- 00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:15,565 I brought it from home. Get away from me.
- 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:17,969 OK, OK, yes, the rumors are true.
- 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,107 The Erotes are coming. Do not panic.
- 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:22,378 Why would cupids make us panic?
- 00:00:22,478 --> 00:00:23,981 They're called Erotes, Joshua.
- 00:00:24,081 --> 00:00:25,317 Why do you want to call them "cupids"?
- 00:00:25,451 --> 00:00:27,120 Because they're stupid cute!
- 00:00:27,187 --> 00:00:28,991 Aww! No, don't
- 00:00:29,092 --> 00:00:31,062 "aww" in agreement. They're not cute.
- 00:00:31,128 --> 00:00:33,199 This is a serious emergency!
- 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,637 You said not to panic!
- 00:00:34,737 --> 00:00:36,239 Well, you over-corrected, Scott.
- 00:00:36,372 --> 00:00:38,076 You know, there's not just two levels of panic.
- 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:40,147 There's 8! An Erote arrow will
- 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,318 make you fall madly, insanely in love
- 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,222 with whoever you're looking at at the time.
- 00:00:44,355 --> 00:00:45,959 Not necessarily
- 00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:47,596 your husband or girlfriend or whoever.
- 00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:50,367 It could be a total stranger!
- 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,371 No, you'll be so in love with this person
- 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:54,041 who just happened to be in front of you,
- 00:00:54,142 --> 00:00:55,878 you'll temporarily forget your job,
- 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,448 your spouse, your whole life!
- 00:00:58,618 --> 00:01:00,086 You won't be cheering if you
- 00:01:00,187 --> 00:01:01,356 end up falling in love with a relative!
- 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:03,227 OK, that was a
- 00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:04,663 nonzero amount of cheering.
- 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:07,167 Have we not learned that sex with relatives is bad?
- 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,873 We did a whole public-service mural about it.
- 00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:11,944 The mural is confusing.
- 00:01:12,044 --> 00:01:13,814 How are we supposed to know they're related?
- 00:01:13,914 --> 00:01:15,417 They have the same nose!
- 00:01:15,518 --> 00:01:18,156 Look, if you want to get shot by deranged babies,
- 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:20,394 I can't stop you. But I can't let you destroy
- 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:21,964 the social fabric of our city.
- 00:01:22,064 --> 00:01:23,400 Therefore, I am forced to
- 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,538 declare this week "Love Week."
- 00:01:25,605 --> 00:01:28,076 And since everyone knows Weeks have rules,
- 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:29,780 that's what makes a Week a Week--
- 00:01:31,315 --> 00:01:32,952 the first rule of Love Week
- 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,123 will be: "no hard feelings."
- 00:01:35,223 --> 00:01:37,327 Anyone with hard feelings will be imprisoned.
- 00:01:37,394 --> 00:01:39,298 Donna, our relationship counselor, will be working
- 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,903 overtime to pick up the pieces of your shattered marriages
- 00:01:42,004 --> 00:01:43,674 and shattered extramarital affairs.
- 00:01:43,808 --> 00:01:45,444 Hello. Anyone who doesn't
- 00:01:45,545 --> 00:01:48,049 want to get hit, stay indoors, or get ready to have your
- 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,819 lives turned upside down.
- 00:01:52,091 --> 00:01:53,694 Lookout Man 2: Ooh!
- 00:01:53,794 --> 00:01:55,331 Lookout Man 1: I've been on lookout my whole life
- 00:01:55,464 --> 00:01:58,771 and I never spotted what was right in front of me.
- 00:01:58,905 --> 00:02:01,342 Lookout Man 2: I did... I did.
- 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:13,701 ♪ Huh ♪
- 00:02:17,174 --> 00:02:19,613 ♪ Huh huh ♪
- 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:22,050 ♪ Huh huh huh ♪
- 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,455 ♪ Whoo! ♪
- 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:27,996 Hey, look!
- 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:29,867 Shoot me, baby! Shoot me!
- 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,202 Oh!
- 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:33,473 I love you! We'll figure it out!
- 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:34,943 I mean, I gotta tell my wife...
- 00:02:35,043 --> 00:02:36,078 No, it's fine.
- 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,348 I fell in love, too!
- 00:02:37,481 --> 00:02:39,920 I keep telling you I'm a hermit.
- 00:02:39,987 --> 00:02:41,957 I'm very, very sick.
- 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:43,193 I can change him.
- 00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:47,301 Tyrannis, what's different about you? Did you get shorter?
- 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:51,242 Could you mean that I'm sitting in a basket and wearing a bowl on my head?
- 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,581 Hmm... no, I definitely think you got shorter.
- 00:02:53,681 --> 00:02:55,250 This is for protection.
- 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,654 I don't want to get hit with one of those arrows.
- 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,622 Understandable.
- 00:02:57,722 --> 00:02:59,325 You've had more than your share of
- 00:02:59,425 --> 00:03:01,597 one-sided relationships and unrequited love,
- 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:04,503 including the magically induced kind.
- 00:03:04,603 --> 00:03:06,406 Has he? Sometimes I feel like no one
- 00:03:06,507 --> 00:03:08,076 in this family pays attention when I say
- 00:03:08,176 --> 00:03:09,679 I don't pay attention to anyone in this family.
- 00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:11,650 I can see you not wanting to get love-struck,
- 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,052 but why not get out there and let
- 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:14,355 someone else fall in love with you?
- 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:15,490 Because that's cheating.
- 00:03:15,658 --> 00:03:16,726 Everyone knows you don't try to
- 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:18,296 love-trap someone during Love Week.
- 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:19,766 Besides, it's fake love.
- 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,835 I want the real thing,
- 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,137 and Donna says I deserve it.
- 00:03:22,238 --> 00:03:24,041 Yes, but sometimes it sticks.
- 00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:25,978 I know several couples who started off
- 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:27,447 being shot by a flying baby.
- 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:28,584 Why aren't you out there, then?
- 00:03:28,651 --> 00:03:30,253 Seems like sticking to strangers
- 00:03:30,353 --> 00:03:31,389 is kind of "your thing."
- 00:03:31,523 --> 00:03:33,126 Oh, this is amateur hour.
- 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,896 Right. No place for a couple of
- 00:03:34,996 --> 00:03:37,401 super smash bros like ourselves.
- 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:38,737 And I'll have you know,
- 00:03:38,838 --> 00:03:41,677 I have a lot of "things" that aren't sex.
- 00:03:41,777 --> 00:03:44,148 Name one. Drinking doesn't count.
- 00:03:44,282 --> 00:03:45,483 Don't listen to him.
- 00:03:45,585 --> 00:03:47,154 He's just upset because he got shorter.
- 00:03:47,254 --> 00:03:49,158 Your father and I are full of "things."
- 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:50,293 Passions, even.
- 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:51,395 That's why we're off to our
- 00:03:51,495 --> 00:03:53,166 sexless cabin for the night.
- 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,938 King Ty, there's a reporter outside asking to talk to you.
- 00:03:56,038 --> 00:03:57,676 I don't talk to the press unless they promise
- 00:03:57,776 --> 00:03:59,713 not to draw me crying. I don't cry that much!
- 00:03:59,813 --> 00:04:01,851 And when I do, the tears don't spray out
- 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,252 like they're always drawing it.
- 00:04:03,352 --> 00:04:06,158 It's just that one reporter from "Ice Week."
- 00:04:06,258 --> 00:04:07,562 Tina? Tina's here?
- 00:04:07,662 --> 00:04:09,465 That lady you got a huge crush on?
- 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:10,902 It's not a "huge crush."
- 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:12,305 We had some chemistry.
- 00:04:12,405 --> 00:04:14,308 Some chemistry? You told me you'd do
- 00:04:14,441 --> 00:04:15,578 anything to be with her.
- 00:04:15,678 --> 00:04:17,281 Yeah, you sent that messenger
- 00:04:17,381 --> 00:04:19,185 to go tell her, "Thinking of you every night
- 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:20,888 "just kidding just kidding but
- 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:23,059 how are you haha just kidding."
- 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:25,699 Well, maybe this is her finally responding.
- 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,637 Tell her, "New messenger who's this just kidding
- 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:32,477 rolling on the decorative mosaic laughing be right out."
- 00:04:33,981 --> 00:04:35,851 Whoa, you got one of their arrows?
- 00:04:35,951 --> 00:04:37,455 Yeah, I want to study this stuff.
- 00:04:37,589 --> 00:04:39,592 If I can harness this technology, we can do
- 00:04:39,692 --> 00:04:41,195 so much beyond just arrows.
- 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:42,832 Bombs that cause happiness,
- 00:04:42,932 --> 00:04:44,268 smoke that causes fear...
- 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:45,739 Can we infect cats to make them
- 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:47,609 a little more silly and a little less evil?
- 00:04:47,743 --> 00:04:50,648 Because something real bad is going on with those things.
- 00:04:50,715 --> 00:04:52,084 Sure. Now, stand back.
- 00:04:52,184 --> 00:04:54,421 This requires a very gentle touch.
- 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:00,601 Ahem.
- 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,404 Hippo, are you OK?
- 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,974 This is gonna sound absurd to you,
- 00:05:04,107 --> 00:05:05,878 but I am in love with this bowl.
- 00:05:06,011 --> 00:05:08,416 What? What's so special about this bowl?
- 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,387 I don't know. There's nothing special
- 00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:12,257 about it, but I love it.
- 00:05:12,324 --> 00:05:14,730 It's the weirdest thing. It's just a stupid bowl.
- 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:16,432 Don't you dare call this
- 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:19,371 gorgeous perfect bowl stupid.
- 00:05:19,471 --> 00:05:21,308 Oh, no. We both touched the juice.
- 00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:24,047 Now we're both in love with the bowl.
- 00:05:24,148 --> 00:05:25,985 Ut-oh!
- 00:05:27,555 --> 00:05:29,693 Thank you for indulging me in a little trot.
- 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,499 I feel it's the ideal start to a relaxing, sexless retreat.
- 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,036 Oh, I don't mind it at all.
- 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,574 It's more scenic and you don't get
- 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,309 as many bugs in your teeth.
- 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:39,580 Do you think the kids are right?
- 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,550 Are we such passionate lovers
- 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,721 that we have no other passions?
- 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,423 Oh, no. What is going on?
- 00:05:45,525 --> 00:05:46,694 Well, it sounds like a stampede.
- 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:49,532 And if it is... I'm joining in!
- 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,469 Shlub, where are you going?!
- 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:53,106 I don't know. It's a stampede.
- 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:54,943 My horse parts are in charge now.
- 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,279 It's like when I get spooked,
- 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:57,749 which famously happens to me--
- 00:05:57,849 --> 00:05:59,820 one of my main characteristics,
- 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,155 getting spooked!
- 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,502 Man O'Horse: Who are you and where did you come from?
- 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:09,640 I'm Shlub. I'm on my way with my wife
- 00:06:09,773 --> 00:06:13,747 to a sexless cabin, but I simply cannot pass up a stampede.
- 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:15,885 Man O'Horse: Sexless? With those haunches?
- 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:18,122 It's not what you think. We have plenty of sex.
- 00:06:18,222 --> 00:06:21,396 So much so that we force ourselves to take breaks.
- 00:06:21,496 --> 00:06:23,600 It brings us closer on an emotional level,
- 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,974 and gives the troops time to reload the cannons.
- 00:06:27,108 --> 00:06:27,976 Man O'Horse: Whoa!
- 00:06:29,646 --> 00:06:31,282 It's over? Already!
- 00:06:31,382 --> 00:06:32,685 I could go on all day.
- 00:06:32,818 --> 00:06:35,558 We have a winner! The mantitaur who joined
- 00:06:35,658 --> 00:06:36,760 halfway through the race!
- 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,531 Winner?
- 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:39,900 What the hell is he talking about?
- 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,703 Man O'Horse: That was a competitive stampede
- 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:43,273 back there, and you beat me.
- 00:06:43,373 --> 00:06:45,109 You beat the great Man O'Horse.
- 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:47,815 Darling, I have never seen anything move so fast!
- 00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:49,819 Wow! I've never had anything
- 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:52,659 other than sex and drinking that I was any good at,
- 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:55,030 but this, this winning feeling?
- 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,399 It's amazing.
- 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,669 Man O'Horse: You're telling me that you're
- 00:06:57,736 --> 00:06:59,438 on your way to a sexless cabin
- 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:00,909 while in the same breath talking about
- 00:07:01,042 --> 00:07:03,580 how much sex you have? Buddy, it's confusing.
- 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,319 But one thing that isn't confusing--your talent.
- 00:07:06,453 --> 00:07:07,555 I want a rematch.
- 00:07:07,655 --> 00:07:08,924 Would you mind, my darling, if we
- 00:07:09,025 --> 00:07:11,429 put off our getaway so I can explore this
- 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:13,867 recently discovered competitive instinct?
- 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,174 As far as I can tell, it's also sexless.
- 00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:19,011 Mind? I think you have to!
- 00:07:19,077 --> 00:07:21,917 This could be your thing, your--your other passion!
- 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,887 And I can't believe I'm saying this, but it was
- 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:26,158 thrilling to be on the sidelines.
- 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:29,031 You see, usually I'm the star of this little show.
- 00:07:29,131 --> 00:07:31,302 Man O'Horse: Lady, I don't need to hear your life story.
- 00:07:31,402 --> 00:07:33,774 Oh! Sidelined once again!
- 00:07:33,841 --> 00:07:36,613 Ooh, what a silly new feeling!
- 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,982 Tina! What brings you here?
- 00:07:38,149 --> 00:07:40,554 Work, what else? Life of a reporter.
- 00:07:40,654 --> 00:07:41,757 Ah, so you're here
- 00:07:41,857 --> 00:07:43,492 to do a story about the Erotes.
- 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,430 Yeah, can I get a quote? Something that can be
- 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,167 boiled down to a couple stick drawings?
- 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,338 We're doing what we can to protect ourselves,
- 00:07:49,472 --> 00:07:51,576 and I'll be relieved to see them go.
- 00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:53,212 Hmm. OK. I see this as
- 00:07:53,312 --> 00:07:56,587 a bigger story about the whole idea of romantic love.
- 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:57,788 Like, what even is it?
- 00:07:57,889 --> 00:07:59,291 One minute you're living your life.
- 00:07:59,358 --> 00:08:00,628 The next minute you're devoting yourself
- 00:08:00,761 --> 00:08:02,899 to someone else? It makes no logical sense.
- 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:04,201 Are you saying you're not even
- 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:05,771 open to the possibility of love?
- 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:06,873 I don't have time for it.
- 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,711 I'm too serious about my career.
- 00:08:08,811 --> 00:08:11,048 But what I'm gonna do is fall in love for my story.
- 00:08:11,148 --> 00:08:13,888 I'm gonna get shot by an Erote and write about how it feels.
- 00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:16,626 Oh? Do you have anyone in mind?
- 00:08:16,727 --> 00:08:18,262 I'll fall for whoever, I guess.
- 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:19,866 I mean, that's the experience, right?
- 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,738 The temporary sensation of love with a total stranger?
- 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:24,543 Sure, sounds like a great story,
- 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:26,145 for you and that total stranger.
- 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:28,383 Well, next time you see me, I'll be in love.
- 00:08:28,483 --> 00:08:29,786 Yup. Happy hunting. Oh,
- 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:31,823 did you get that quote you wanted?
- 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:34,362 Sure! Ty, what are you doing?
- 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,667 "Nobody should be alone during Love Week."
- 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,002 Follow her! What?
- 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:39,672 Just admit it. You want to be
- 00:08:39,806 --> 00:08:41,510 the guy she falls in love with.
- 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:42,846 Trust me, I'm an empath.
- 00:08:42,946 --> 00:08:44,414 Yes, I do want her to fall in love
- 00:08:44,515 --> 00:08:45,685 with me, but not like this.
- 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,287 Not as some assignment for a story
- 00:08:47,387 --> 00:08:48,724 and it's gonna wear off anyway.
- 00:08:48,824 --> 00:08:50,828 Sometimes it sticks.
- 00:08:50,928 --> 00:08:52,297 And you'll never forgive yourself
- 00:08:52,397 --> 00:08:53,900 if it sticks with someone else.
- 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,640 Trust me, I'm a licensed astrologist.
- 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,409 Unless you think astrology is fake,
- 00:08:58,544 --> 00:09:00,180 in which case, I'm a licensed healer.
- 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,484 But wouldn't it be a little unethical?
- 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,221 How so? Well...
- 00:09:04,354 --> 00:09:05,658 If you can't articulate it,
- 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:07,828 I'd say it's a grey area.
- 00:09:07,928 --> 00:09:09,833 A grey area. Hmm.
- 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:12,337 Could you say that a little more officially?
- 00:09:12,437 --> 00:09:13,507 It's officially
- 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:15,812 a grey area. Trust me, I--
- 00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,481 The more you say "trust me," the less I do.
- 00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:19,418 Thank you! I'm off to put myself
- 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:20,888 in front of the woman who's planning to
- 00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:22,591 fall in love with whoever happens to be
- 00:09:22,691 --> 00:09:24,028 in front of her at the time.
- 00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:26,265 It's a grey area, which means it's OK!
- 00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:31,577 Grandma, how come you don't
- 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,446 want to get hit with a love arrow?
- 00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:34,649 Well, little one,
- 00:09:34,682 --> 00:09:36,319 after your grandfather died,
- 00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:38,156 I knew then and there I would--
- 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:40,127 Oh! Get off me!
- 00:09:40,227 --> 00:09:41,395 Hey, you there!
- 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:43,033 Come give Grams a kissy! Young man: Ahhh!
- 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,638 Grammy, no, that's Dad! He's your son!
- 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,775 Look at that nose! Oh, yeah!
- 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,411 Hey there, how goes the story?
- 00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:51,750 Have you decided who you're gonna fall in love with yet?
- 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,554 Well, it'll just be whoever I'm looking at
- 00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:55,490 when I get hit, right? Although the babies
- 00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:57,027 seem to be avoiding me.
- 00:09:57,127 --> 00:09:59,231 I must be giving off a "career girl" vibe.
- 00:09:59,297 --> 00:10:02,071 Should I giggle? I can't pull it off.
- 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,908 I hear they're attracted to red.
- 00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:05,511 Oh, good tip. How much for this?
- 00:10:05,645 --> 00:10:06,846 Never you mind. I'll pay for it.
- 00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:08,383 But make sure you watch me pay for it.
- 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,387 I'm adorable when I pay for these things.
- 00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:11,856 Uhh!
- 00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:15,898 King Ty, I never noticed your eyes.
- 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:18,069 Not now. Oh, what is this fruit?
- 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:19,672 That's a-- Cantaloupe.
- 00:10:19,772 --> 00:10:21,342 Calabash. These beautiful fruits
- 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,814 are native to Krapopolis. Sailors brought 'em.
- 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,050 Didn't recognize the language.
- 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,520 And they're delicious raw.
- 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,822 They are poisonous raw.
- 00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:29,559 Don't overrule me, Helen.
- 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,328 I didn't even
- 00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:32,898 think you knew my name!
- 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,738 I don't think your third nipple is a story per se.
- 00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:38,008 Mine gives milk, though.
- 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:41,181 Uhh! Sorry.
- 00:10:41,315 --> 00:10:42,317 I thought he was attacking you.
- 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:43,587 Are you OK? Yeah.
- 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,423 And--Oh, wow. Ty!
- 00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,160 What is this feeling? I think...
- 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,362 I may be in love with you!
- 00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:50,032 I guess my story's gonna be about us.
- 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,571 That beats my drippy nippy?
- 00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,074 We need to be logical about this.
- 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,744 We both know we touched the juice, and
- 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,648 that's what's causing these surging emotions.
- 00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:58,918 Well, I don't want to fight you
- 00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,386 for it because I'll kill you.
- 00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:02,357 And I don't want to outsmart you for it
- 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,495 because I'll also kill you.
- 00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,700 But look, whatever we do, we obviously
- 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,603 can't let a bowl get between us.
- 00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,674 Obviously. You're my brother.
- 00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:12,277 Exactly!
- 00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:15,383 Maybe it will help if we turn away from it.
- 00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:22,096 I hate not being able to see it, though!
- 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,299 Hey, you tricked me!
- 00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:24,467 I didn't trick you!
- 00:11:24,569 --> 00:11:26,471 B-Bowl came to me.
- 00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:31,048 My whole body is rippling with anticipation.
- 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,221 I'm competitive, Deliria. Isn't that amazing?
- 00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:35,156 I care if I win!
- 00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:37,160 So do I. The better you do,
- 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:39,231 the more I'm able to influence people
- 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:42,304 by using my association with you as a platform.
- 00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:44,642 You wouldn't believe how many people have asked me
- 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:47,113 about this hat since I sat down.
- 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,621 Man O'Horse: You're going down, Pony Boy.
- 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,525 Get ready to eat my dust.
- 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,361 And whatever else falls behind me.
- 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,498 Ha ha! I just trash talked!
- 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,537 Centaurs, on your marks!
- 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:01,943 Get set! Loud noise!
- 00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:09,124 I think this is better than sex!
- 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,871 Wow, this is incredible.
- 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,844 I'd never realized how effervescent your olive skin
- 00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,446 looks in the afternoon sun.
- 00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,518 Wow, I guess that arrow
- 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,387 really does its thing, huh?
- 00:12:24,555 --> 00:12:25,992 No! I mean, well, yeah, I know
- 00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,795 intellectually your skin is average at best,
- 00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:30,500 but I'm just seeing it differently--you differently--
- 00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,437 and, honestly? It's awesome.
- 00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:33,574 It feels good!
- 00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:35,678 I wish this could last forever!
- 00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:36,980 Yes, well, I hear sometimes
- 00:12:37,113 --> 00:12:38,383 it does stick, apparently.
- 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:40,019 I hope it does! Or, I don't know,
- 00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,756 I guess that's just the arrow talking.
- 00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,992 But who cares if it is?
- 00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:45,698 I love this feeling! I love love!
- 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,869 Come on, let's do love stuff for the story!
- 00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:50,240 Love stuff, for the story!
- 00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:53,547 Your slurping sounds cute.
- 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,283 What do you think? 4 dogs?
- 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,720 And we give them funny voices?
- 00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,056 Pretend they can talk?
- 00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,526 I could scratch your back for hours
- 00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:00,962 and never complain about it.
- 00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,399 I'm obsessed with cataloguing our life together.
- 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,938 Can you put underneath, "Two souls, one journey.
- 00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,977 One day down with this goober, a lifetime to go."
- 00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,148 I do not know how to draw that.
- 00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,286 This is the part where I want us to have pet names.
- 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:14,722 I'll call you Typhoon!
- 00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,394 I'll call you... Tina!
- 00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:18,730 I love it.
- 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:19,933 The part where we're comfortable
- 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,570 in each other's silence.
- 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:22,839 Me meeting your friends.
- 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:24,642 You guys, Typhoon and I were walking in the park
- 00:13:24,776 --> 00:13:28,249 and he saw this long blade of grass and said, "Green much?"
- 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,155 I don't get it.
- 00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:34,094 Oh, my God, our first inside joke.
- 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,831 This has been the craziest
- 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,102 few minutes of my life.
- 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,545 Your gifts for Bowl are so
- 00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:44,481 embarrassing and stupid!
- 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,785 You're making it do work!
- 00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,020 It isn't work for Bowl
- 00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,790 to have stuff in Bowl.
- 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,727 That's natural for Bowl.
- 00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:52,799 What do you know about bowls, anyway?
- 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,401 I know I don't need one
- 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,005 on my head to breathe.
- 00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,175 You think that's an insult, but I think
- 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,013 that shows how much better suited
- 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,415 Bowl and I are for each other.
- 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,885 So we come from different worlds.
- 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,354 We can easily overcome that.
- 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:06,659 You know damn well if Bowl could talk,
- 00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,462 Bowl would choose me. Why?
- 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,899 'Cause I'm hotter!
- 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,136 You wanna make it personal, cyclops?
- 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,907 I'm proud of my heritage,
- 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,878 you sanctimonious fish-head!
- 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,082 So am I, dumbass! Idiot!
- 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,119 Double dumbass!
- 00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,731 Hippocampus and Stupendous: Whew!
- 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,574 What are you doing?! Why would you do that?!
- 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:33,312 Stupendous and Hippocampus: Bowl!
- 00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:34,716 ♪ Cats! ♪
- 00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,017 Typhoony? Yes, Tina?
- 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:38,089 I know this started as--is
- 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,261 a chemically induced mania, but it feels so real!
- 00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:42,865 Real love works the same way, so it's,
- 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,933 in some ways, you could say,
- 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,269 very much a grey area
- 00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:47,073 and there's essentially no difference.
- 00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,610 You're totally right!
- 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,246 I love the way you think about things.
- 00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,419 And I love you! Ty--will you marry me?
- 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,091 Oh, wow! Uh, but, uh, of course,
- 00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:59,097 knowing that the reason you're feeling this way is--
- 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,868 Yeah, I'm a grown-up, Ty!
- 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,404 Are you gonna say no?!
- 00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:04,040 No! I mean--yes!
- 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,412 No, I'm not gonna--Yes! Yes!
- 00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,480 He said yes!
- 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,498 Bard, will you stop tuning that damn thing
- 00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,634 and play a wedding song?
- 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,543 This one is timeless.
- 00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:31,061 Marriage. The timeless tradition
- 00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:32,999 where two parents who were disappointed
- 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,936 they had a daughter in the first place
- 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,038 hand her off to a man
- 00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,109 in exchange for one to 3 goats.
- 00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:40,480 Scott, we've decided not to go traditional.
- 00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:41,782 We wrote our own vows.
- 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,054 Tina, I love you. I love you, too.
- 00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,322 And it's real, the love.
- 00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:46,927 I mean, we've agreed it doesn't matter
- 00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,663 that it's cupid magic. You know it is.
- 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,166 You decided to get hit by an arrow,
- 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,337 and you're making this choice freely as well, you said.
- 00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:53,907 Yes! Right, yes.
- 00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:55,778 This has been gone over, everybody knows it,
- 00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,781 and it's clear. Just triple-checking.
- 00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:59,117 Those were my vows. Great.
- 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,821 Now do you two take each other
- 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,257 to be husband and wife?
- 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,059 I object!
- 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,228 I'm in love with you, Ty!
- 00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,330 I was there when you were
- 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,833 trying to love-trap this skank
- 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,903 and I ended up getting hit by an arrow, too.
- 00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,439 OK, love-trap is going a bit far.
- 00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,277 And skank! Right, right.
- 00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,849 Helen's objection is fake because it just came
- 00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,084 from an arrow. So, let's move on.
- 00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:17,955 OK, I now pronounce you--
- 00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,596 I object, too! I object!
- 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,065 I'm sorry. By law
- 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,002 I have to hear all objections.
- 00:16:25,102 --> 00:16:26,839 OK, you with the bird.
- 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:29,612 Hi. Charlie, 25, I love you.
- 00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,916 I saw you guys having your picnic and I got hit.
- 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,720 I love you so much, Ty! Hi.
- 00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:35,256 Put me down for an objection, too.
- 00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,995 You're all I think about, man. I got it bad.
- 00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,264 Oh, my God, these guys
- 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,268 think they're in love with you, too!
- 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:44,374 Oh, my God, these guys think they're in love with you, too.
- 00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,812 OK, so, without further ado...
- 00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,084 Actually, Scott... I object.
- 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,055 What? Tina, I wanted you
- 00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:52,323 to fall in love with me for real,
- 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,227 but instead I took a shortcut.
- 00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,998 And the truth is, I love you too much
- 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,267 to let you go through with this.
- 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,870 Wait, you're dumping me?
- 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,441 Y-yes, but I'll love you as long as you live!
- 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,713 Ya hear that? The only thing standing
- 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,584 between us and him is her!
- 00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:06,853 Kill Tina!
- 00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,259 OK, maybe not the best choice of words.
- 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,071 Hey! I didn't realize
- 00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,108 I was in the seniors' race!
- 00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,845 Man O'Horse: You're in my lane, old man!
- 00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,816 Wrong. You're in mine!
- 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,840 Man O'Horse: My leg!
- 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,713 Oh, no, what have I become?
- 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,492 How did a lion fall in love with me?!
- 00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:47,066 Come on, what's this really going to solve?
- 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,170 The problem of Tina being alive!
- 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:52,243 You loving someone who's not me!
- 00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,283 Umm... Has it worn off
- 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,786 for you, too? Yeah.
- 00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,022 It's just a bowl.
- 00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,692 So, those horrible things
- 00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:02,464 we said to each other... I have an idea.
- 00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,301 What if we don't dwell on that too much?
- 00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,572 I would love that. I heard a crash.
- 00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:08,876 Everything all right? Oh, what a shame.
- 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,212 I loved that bowl.
- 00:18:10,312 --> 00:18:13,886 So did we, Kolax. So did we.
- 00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:16,692 OK.
- 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,897 Shlub, you did it!
- 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,266 First place!
- 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,303 Man O'Horse: Aah! Yeah, I won,
- 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,141 but I gotta tell you, I don't feel great.
- 00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,209 Man O'Horse: I knew you were
- 00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,314 a bastard. You broke my leg!
- 00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,917 Yeah, that's why I don't feel great.
- 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,186 Man O'Horse: Well, you shouldn't.
- 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,157 I don't. I just said I don't.
- 00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:34,529 My competitive side made me into a monster,
- 00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:37,133 and I'm an actual monster, so, if I say that,
- 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,603 I don't say it lightly.
- 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:39,672 Would you be upset if I
- 00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:40,840 didn't want to race anymore?
- 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,244 Darling, of course not.
- 00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:44,213 I thought it was sexy when you liked winning,
- 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,120 but I don't have the patience to support a tortured man.
- 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,391 Maybe going sexless isn't for us.
- 00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:52,062 Man O'Horse: That's the lesson you've learned? Unbelievable.
- 00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,499 You know they're gonna kill me, right?
- 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,470 I can't race anymore. They're gonna kill me.
- 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:59,378 This is the worst way I can go.
- 00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:02,684 Shall we go and ruin our sexless cabin?
- 00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:03,986 Every room.
- 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,934 We should be safe in here.
- 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,370 This door was built specifically
- 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,040 with angry mobs in mind.
- 00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:17,313 So... maybe not in love with me anymore?
- 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,552 Nope, the fear kicked it right out of me.
- 00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:22,824 So, you... made sure you were the one I fell in love with
- 00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,595 because you want to date me?
- 00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:27,635 Every word of that is accurate.
- 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:30,273 Even knowing it eventually wears off?
- 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,575 Sometimes it sticks.
- 00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,012 I guess this is flattering...
- 00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:34,281 Yes! in a weird,
- 00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:35,951 sorta gross way... Well...
- 00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,654 and I was looking for a story...
- 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:39,157 Do you think in the story, you could
- 00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,529 make me... not pathetic?
- 00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,034 Who's buying that vase? You know what, though?
- 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,171 I get the appeal of this whole love thing now.
- 00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:47,541 You do? Yeah, conceptually.
- 00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:49,277 But it kinda makes you dumb and it definitely
- 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,714 causes more trouble than it's worth.
- 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,684 Yeah, that juice ain't worth the squeeze.
- 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,256 I am kinda curious now, though, about just dating,
- 00:19:55,356 --> 00:19:57,026 like without the stupid love stuff.
- 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,063 Maybe the next time I'm in town, you can ask me to dinner
- 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,165 instead of continually trying to
- 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,467 trick me into being with you.
- 00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,439 Ask someone to dinner... huh!
- 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,909 Hey, Tina... when this is all over, would you
- 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,378 maybe wanna get dinner with me?
- 00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:07,948 I said next time. Yes, of course.
- 00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:10,152 And I said maybe. Yeah, I regretted it
- 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,156 as soon as I asked.
- 00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:14,460 I have good news-- Tina and I aren't happening.
- 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:17,333 So, I'm here for you, my beautiful citizens.
- 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,505 Hi, Charlie, 25, you know what?
- 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,241 It's starting to wear off.
- 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,078 Yeah, were you always this short?
- 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,414 I still love you, Ty.
- 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,685 You're not a person to me, Scott.
- 00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:34,000 Whoa, whoa, easy there! You got this.
- 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,472 Man O'Horse: Got what, Donna?! What do you mean?
- 00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,074 Man O'Horse: You don't have to sugarcube it.
- 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,246 You're gonna kill me. Kill you?
- 00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,216 Man O'Horse: They kill horses who can't run!
- 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,722 Horses, maybe, but you're not a horse.
- 00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:47,762 You're one thing more than just a horse.
- 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:50,099 Man O'Horse: OK, fine. But I'm a racer, Donna,
- 00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,368 a stampeder!
- 00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:53,271 I don't even know what I am without that!
- 00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,476 Then maybe it's time to find out.
- 00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:57,814 Have you never thought about what you'd do
- 00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,283 if you weren't a stampeder?
- 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,154 Man O'Horse: Well, sure I have, but--
- 00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:02,625 Tell me.
- 00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:04,962 Man O'Horse: I wanted kids. Never had the time for it.
- 00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:08,068 I guess I spent so much time running... maybe I was--
- 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,938 Running away from yourself?
- 00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:12,878 Close your eyes. Picture it.
- 00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:14,748 Your life--as a father.
- 00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:17,621 Man O'Horse: I can hear them. Clip-clopping down the hall.
- 00:21:17,722 --> 00:21:20,392 I've got so much living to do, Donna!
- 00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:22,296 That's right, Man O'Horse!
- 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,008 Uhh... ooh, there's no cure for centaur flu.
- 00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:29,244 Man O'Horse: Just make it quick.
- 00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:30,947 I don't know how.
- 00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:32,717 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,324 Bento!
- 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:10,688 Lookout Man 1: Oh, no. They're coming.
- 00:00:12,391 --> 00:00:13,894 Lookout Man 2: Can I see? Lookout Man 1: No, it's mine.
- 00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:15,565 I brought it from home. Get away from me.
- 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:17,969 Tyrannis: OK, OK, yes, the rumors are true.
- 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,107 The Erotes are coming. Do not panic.
- 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:22,378 Joshua: Why would cupids make us panic?
- 00:00:22,478 --> 00:00:23,981 Tyrannis: They're called Erotes, Joshua.
- 00:00:24,081 --> 00:00:25,317 Why do you want to call them "cupids"?
- 00:00:25,451 --> 00:00:27,120 Joshua: Because they're stupid cute!
- 00:00:27,187 --> 00:00:28,991 Citizens: Aww! Tyrannis: No, don't
- 00:00:29,092 --> 00:00:31,062 "aww" in agreement. They're not cute.
- 00:00:31,128 --> 00:00:33,199 This is a serious emergency!
- 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,637 Scott: You said not to panic!
- 00:00:34,737 --> 00:00:36,239 Tyrannis: Well, you over-corrected, Scott.
- 00:00:36,372 --> 00:00:38,076 You know, there's not just two levels of panic.
- 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:40,147 Hippocampus: There's 8! Tyrannis: An Erote arrow will
- 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,318 make you fall madly, insanely in love
- 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,222 with whoever you're looking at at the time.
- 00:00:44,355 --> 00:00:45,959 [Citizens murmur in excitement] Tyrannis: Not necessarily
- 00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:47,596 your husband or girlfriend or whoever.
- 00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:50,367 It could be a total stranger! [Citizens cheer]
- 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,371 Tyrannis: No, you'll be so in love with this person
- 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:54,041 who just happened to be in front of you,
- 00:00:54,142 --> 00:00:55,878 you'll temporarily forget your job,
- 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,448 your spouse, your whole life!
- 00:00:57,549 --> 00:00:58,518 [Citizens cheer]
- 00:00:58,618 --> 00:01:00,086 Tyrannis: You won't be cheering if you
- 00:01:00,187 --> 00:01:01,356 end up falling in love with a relative!
- 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:03,227 [Citizens cheers] Tyrannis: OK, that was a
- 00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:04,663 nonzero amount of cheering.
- 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:07,167 Have we not learned that sex with relatives is bad?
- 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,873 We did a whole public-service mural about it.
- 00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:11,944 Joshua: The mural is confusing.
- 00:01:12,044 --> 00:01:13,814 How are we supposed to know they're related?
- 00:01:13,914 --> 00:01:15,417 Tyrannis: They have the same nose!
- 00:01:15,518 --> 00:01:18,156 Look, if you want to get shot by deranged babies,
- 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:20,394 I can't stop you. But I can't let you destroy
- 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:21,964 the social fabric of our city.
- 00:01:22,064 --> 00:01:23,400 Therefore, I am forced to
- 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,538 declare this week "Love Week."
- 00:01:25,605 --> 00:01:28,076 And since everyone knows Weeks have rules,
- 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:29,780 that's what makes a Week a Week--
- 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,215 [Citizens murmur in agreement]
- 00:01:31,315 --> 00:01:32,952 Tyrannis: the first rule of Love Week
- 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,123 will be: "no hard feelings."
- 00:01:35,223 --> 00:01:37,327 Anyone with hard feelings will be imprisoned.
- 00:01:37,394 --> 00:01:39,298 Donna, our relationship counselor, will be working
- 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,903 overtime to pick up the pieces of your shattered marriages
- 00:01:42,004 --> 00:01:43,674 and shattered extramarital affairs.
- 00:01:43,808 --> 00:01:45,444 Donna: Hello. Tyrannis: Anyone who doesn't
- 00:01:45,545 --> 00:01:48,049 want to get hit, stay indoors, or get ready to have your
- 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,819 lives turned upside down.
- 00:01:52,091 --> 00:01:53,694 Lookout Man 2: Ooh!
- 00:01:53,794 --> 00:01:55,331 Lookout Man 1: I've been on lookout my whole life
- 00:01:55,464 --> 00:01:58,771 and I never spotted what was right in front of me.
- 00:01:58,905 --> 00:02:01,342 Lookout Man 2: I did...I did.
- 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:13,701 Singers: ♪ Huh ♪
- 00:02:17,174 --> 00:02:19,613 ♪ Huh huh ♪
- 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:22,050 ♪ Huh huh huh ♪
- 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,455 ♪ Whoo! ♪
- 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:27,996 Ted: Hey, look!
- 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:29,867 Philomena: Shoot me, baby! Shoot me!
- 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,202 Oh!
- 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:33,473 Miriam: I love you! Brutus: We'll figure it out!
- 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:34,943 I mean, I gotta tell my wife...
- 00:02:35,043 --> 00:02:36,078 Shelly: No, it's fine.
- 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,348 I fell in love, too!
- 00:02:37,481 --> 00:02:39,920 Hermit: I keep telling you I'm a hermit.
- 00:02:39,987 --> 00:02:41,957 I'm very, very sick.
- 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:43,193 Shelly: I can change him.
- 00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:47,301 Deliria: Tyrannis, what's different about you? Did you get shorter?
- 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:51,242 Tyrannis: Could you mean that I'm sitting in a basket and wearing a bowl on my head?
- 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,581 Deliria: Hmm...no, I definitely think you got shorter.
- 00:02:53,681 --> 00:02:55,250 Tyrannis: This is for protection.
- 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,654 I don't want to get hit with one of those arrows.
- 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,622 Shlub: Understandable.
- 00:02:57,722 --> 00:02:59,325 You've had more than your share of
- 00:02:59,425 --> 00:03:01,597 one-sided relationships and unrequited love,
- 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:04,503 including the magically induced kind.
- 00:03:04,603 --> 00:03:06,406 Deliria: Has he? Sometimes I feel like no one
- 00:03:06,507 --> 00:03:08,076 in this family pays attention when I say
- 00:03:08,176 --> 00:03:09,679 I don't pay attention to anyone in this family.
- 00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:11,650 Shlub: I can see you not wanting to get love-struck,
- 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,052 but why not get out there and let
- 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:14,355 someone else fall in love with you?
- 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:15,490 Tyrannis: Because that's cheating.
- 00:03:15,658 --> 00:03:16,726 Everyone knows you don't try to
- 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:18,296 love-trap someone during Love Week.
- 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:19,766 Besides, it's fake love.
- 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,835 I want the real thing,
- 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,137 and Donna says I deserve it.
- 00:03:22,238 --> 00:03:24,041 Shlub: Yes, but sometimes it sticks.
- 00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:25,978 I know several couples who started off
- 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:27,447 being shot by a flying baby.
- 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:28,584 Tyrannis: Why aren't you out there, then?
- 00:03:28,651 --> 00:03:30,253 Seems like sticking to strangers
- 00:03:30,353 --> 00:03:31,389 is kind of "your thing."
- 00:03:31,523 --> 00:03:33,126 Deliria: Oh, this is amateur hour.
- 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,896 Shlub: Right. No place for a couple of
- 00:03:34,996 --> 00:03:37,401 super smash bros like ourselves.
- 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:38,737 And I'll have you know,
- 00:03:38,838 --> 00:03:41,677 I have a lot of "things" that aren't sex.
- 00:03:41,777 --> 00:03:44,148 Tyrannis: Name one. Drinking doesn't count.
- 00:03:44,282 --> 00:03:45,483 Deliria: Don't listen to him.
- 00:03:45,585 --> 00:03:47,154 He's just upset because he got shorter.
- 00:03:47,254 --> 00:03:49,158 Your father and I are full of "things."
- 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:50,293 Passions, even.
- 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:51,395 That's why we're off to our
- 00:03:51,495 --> 00:03:53,166 sexless cabin for the night.
- 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,938 Scott: King Ty, there's a reporter outside asking to talk to you.
- 00:03:56,038 --> 00:03:57,676 Tyrannis: I don't talk to the press unless they promise
- 00:03:57,776 --> 00:03:59,713 not to draw me crying. I don't cry that much!
- 00:03:59,813 --> 00:04:01,851 And when I do, the tears don't spray out
- 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,252 like they're always drawing it.
- 00:04:03,352 --> 00:04:06,158 Scott: It's just that one reporter from "Ice Week."
- 00:04:06,258 --> 00:04:07,562 Tyrannis: Tina? Tina's here?
- 00:04:07,662 --> 00:04:09,465 Stupendous: That lady you got a huge crush on?
- 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:10,902 Tyrannis: It's not a "huge crush."
- 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:12,305 We had some chemistry.
- 00:04:12,405 --> 00:04:14,308 Shlub: Some chemistry? You told me you'd do
- 00:04:14,441 --> 00:04:15,578 anything to be with her.
- 00:04:15,678 --> 00:04:17,281 Stupendous: Yeah, you sent that messenger
- 00:04:17,381 --> 00:04:19,185 to go tell her, "Thinking of you every night
- 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:20,888 "just kidding just kidding but
- 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:23,059 how are you haha just kidding."
- 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:25,699 Tyrannis: Well, maybe this is her finally responding.
- 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,637 Tell her, "New messenger who's this just kidding
- 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:32,477 rolling on the decorative mosaic laughing be right out."
- 00:04:33,981 --> 00:04:35,851 Stupendous: Whoa, you got one of their arrows?
- 00:04:35,951 --> 00:04:37,455 Hippocampus: Yeah, I want to study this stuff.
- 00:04:37,589 --> 00:04:39,592 If I can harness this technology, we can do
- 00:04:39,692 --> 00:04:41,195 so much beyond just arrows.
- 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:42,832 Bombs that cause happiness,
- 00:04:42,932 --> 00:04:44,268 smoke that causes fear...
- 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:45,739 Stupendous: Can we infect cats to make them
- 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:47,609 a little more silly and a little less evil?
- 00:04:47,743 --> 00:04:50,648 Because something real bad is going on with those things.
- 00:04:50,715 --> 00:04:52,084 Hippocampus: Sure. Now, stand back.
- 00:04:52,184 --> 00:04:54,421 This requires a very gentle touch.
- 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:00,601 Ahem.
- 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,404 Stupendous: Hippo, are you OK?
- 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,974 Hippocampus: This is gonna sound absurd to you,
- 00:05:04,107 --> 00:05:05,878 but I am in love with this bowl.
- 00:05:06,011 --> 00:05:08,416 Stupendous: What? What's so special about this bowl?
- 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,387 Hippocampus: I don't know. There's nothing special
- 00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:12,257 about it, but I love it.
- 00:05:12,324 --> 00:05:14,730 It's the weirdest thing. It's just a stupid bowl.
- 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:16,432 Stupendous: Don't you dare call this
- 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:19,371 gorgeous perfect bowl stupid.
- 00:05:19,471 --> 00:05:21,308 Hippocampus: Oh, no. We both touched the juice.
- 00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:24,047 Now we're both in love with the bowl.
- 00:05:24,148 --> 00:05:25,985 Stupendous: Ut-oh!
- 00:05:27,555 --> 00:05:29,693 Shlub: Thank you for indulging me in a little trot.
- 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,499 I feel it's the ideal start to a relaxing, sexless retreat.
- 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,036 Deliria: Oh, I don't mind it at all.
- 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,574 It's more scenic and you don't get
- 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,309 as many bugs in your teeth.
- 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:39,580 Shlub: Do you think the kids are right?
- 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,550 Are we such passionate lovers
- 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,721 that we have no other passions?
- 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,423 Oh, no. Deliria: What is going on?
- 00:05:45,525 --> 00:05:46,694 Shlub: Well, it sounds like a stampede.
- 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:49,532 And if it is... I'm joining in!
- 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,469 Deliria: Shlub, where are you going?!
- 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:53,106 Shlub: I don't know. It's a stampede.
- 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:54,943 My horse parts are in charge now.
- 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,279 It's like when I get spooked,
- 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:57,749 which famously happens to me--
- 00:05:57,849 --> 00:05:59,820 one of my main characteristics,
- 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,155 getting spooked!
- 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,502 Man O'Horse: Who are you and where did you come from?
- 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:09,640 Shlub: I'm Shlub. I'm on my way with my wife
- 00:06:09,773 --> 00:06:13,747 to a sexless cabin, but I simply cannot pass up a stampede.
- 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:15,885 Man O'Horse: Sexless? With those haunches?
- 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:18,122 Shlub: It's not what you think. We have plenty of sex.
- 00:06:18,222 --> 00:06:21,396 So much so that we force ourselves to take breaks.
- 00:06:21,496 --> 00:06:23,600 It brings us closer on an emotional level,
- 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,974 and gives the troops time to reload the cannons.
- 00:06:27,108 --> 00:06:27,976 Man O'Horse: Whoa!
- 00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:29,546 [Crowd cheering]
- 00:06:29,646 --> 00:06:31,282 Shlub: It's over? Already!
- 00:06:31,382 --> 00:06:32,685 I could go on all day.
- 00:06:32,818 --> 00:06:35,558 Official: We have a winner! The mantitaur who joined
- 00:06:35,658 --> 00:06:36,760 halfway through the race!
- 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,531 [Crowd cheers] Shlub: Winner?
- 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:39,900 What the hell is he talking about?
- 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,703 Man O'Horse: That was a competitive stampede
- 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:43,273 back there, and you beat me.
- 00:06:43,373 --> 00:06:45,109 You beat the great Man O'Horse.
- 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:47,815 Deliria: Darling, I have never seen anything move so fast!
- 00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:49,819 Shlub: Wow! I've never had anything
- 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:52,659 other than sex and drinking that I was any good at,
- 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:55,030 but this, this winning feeling?
- 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,399 It's amazing.
- 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,669 Man O'Horse: You're telling me that you're
- 00:06:57,736 --> 00:06:59,438 on your way to a sexless cabin
- 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:00,909 while in the same breath talking about
- 00:07:01,042 --> 00:07:03,580 how much sex you have? Buddy, it's confusing.
- 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,319 But one thing that isn't confusing--your talent.
- 00:07:06,453 --> 00:07:07,555 I want a rematch.
- 00:07:07,655 --> 00:07:08,924 Shlub: Would you mind, my darling, if we
- 00:07:09,025 --> 00:07:11,429 put off our getaway so I can explore this
- 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:13,867 recently discovered competitive instinct?
- 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,174 As far as I can tell, it's also sexless.
- 00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:19,011 Deliria: Mind? I think you have to!
- 00:07:19,077 --> 00:07:21,917 This could be your thing, your--your other passion!
- 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,887 And I can't believe I'm saying this, but it was
- 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:26,158 thrilling to be on the sidelines.
- 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:29,031 You see, usually I'm the star of this little show.
- 00:07:29,131 --> 00:07:31,302 Man O'Horse: Lady, I don't need to hear your life story.
- 00:07:31,402 --> 00:07:33,774 Deliria: Oh! Sidelined once again!
- 00:07:33,841 --> 00:07:36,613 [Laughs] Ooh, what a silly new feeling!
- 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,982 Tyrannis: Tina! What brings you here?
- 00:07:38,149 --> 00:07:40,554 Tina: Work, what else? Life of a reporter.
- 00:07:40,654 --> 00:07:41,757 Tyrannis: Ah, so you're here
- 00:07:41,857 --> 00:07:43,492 to do a story about the Erotes.
- 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,430 Tina: Yeah, can I get a quote? Something that can be
- 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,167 boiled down to a couple stick drawings?
- 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,338 Tyrannis: We're doing what we can to protect ourselves,
- 00:07:49,472 --> 00:07:51,576 and I'll be relieved to see them go.
- 00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:53,212 Tina: Hmm. OK. I see this as
- 00:07:53,312 --> 00:07:56,587 a bigger story about the whole idea of romantic love.
- 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:57,788 Like, what even is it?
- 00:07:57,889 --> 00:07:59,291 One minute you're living your life.
- 00:07:59,358 --> 00:08:00,628 The next minute you're devoting yourself
- 00:08:00,761 --> 00:08:02,899 to someone else? It makes no logical sense.
- 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:04,201 Tyrannis: Are you saying you're not even
- 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:05,771 open to the possibility of love?
- 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:06,873 Tina: I don't have time for it.
- 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,711 I'm too serious about my career.
- 00:08:08,811 --> 00:08:11,048 But what I'm gonna do is fall in love for my story.
- 00:08:11,148 --> 00:08:13,888 I'm gonna get shot by an Erote and write about how it feels.
- 00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:16,626 Tyrannis: Oh? Do you have anyone in mind?
- 00:08:16,727 --> 00:08:18,262 Tina: I'll fall for whoever, I guess.
- 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:19,866 I mean, that's the experience, right?
- 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,738 The temporary sensation of love with a total stranger?
- 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:24,543 Tyrannis: Sure, sounds like a great story,
- 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:26,145 for you and that total stranger.
- 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:28,383 Tina: Well, next time you see me, I'll be in love.
- 00:08:28,483 --> 00:08:29,786 Tyrannis: Yup. Happy hunting. Oh,
- 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:31,823 did you get that quote you wanted?
- 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:34,362 Tina: Sure! Donna: Ty, what are you doing?
- 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,667 "Nobody should be alone during Love Week."
- 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,002 Follow her! Tyrannis: What?
- 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:39,672 Donna: Just admit it. You want to be
- 00:08:39,806 --> 00:08:41,510 the guy she falls in love with.
- 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:42,846 Trust me, I'm an empath.
- 00:08:42,946 --> 00:08:44,414 Tyrannis: Yes, I do want her to fall in love
- 00:08:44,515 --> 00:08:45,685 with me, but not like this.
- 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,287 Not as some assignment for a story
- 00:08:47,387 --> 00:08:48,724 and it's gonna wear off anyway.
- 00:08:48,824 --> 00:08:50,828 Donna: Sometimes it sticks.
- 00:08:50,928 --> 00:08:52,297 And you'll never forgive yourself
- 00:08:52,397 --> 00:08:53,900 if it sticks with someone else.
- 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,640 Trust me, I'm a licensed astrologist.
- 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,409 Unless you think astrology is fake,
- 00:08:58,544 --> 00:09:00,180 in which case, I'm a licensed healer.
- 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,484 Tyrannis: But wouldn't it be a little unethical?
- 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,221 Donna: How so? Tyrannis: Well...
- 00:09:04,354 --> 00:09:05,658 Donna: If you can't articulate it,
- 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:07,828 I'd say it's a grey area.
- 00:09:07,928 --> 00:09:09,833 Tyrannis: A grey area. Hmm.
- 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:12,337 Could you say that a little more officially?
- 00:09:12,437 --> 00:09:13,507 Donna: It's officially
- 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:15,812 a grey area. Trust me, I--
- 00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,481 Tyrannis: The more you say "trust me," the less I do.
- 00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:19,418 Thank you! I'm off to put myself
- 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:20,888 in front of the woman who's planning to
- 00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:22,591 fall in love with whoever happens to be
- 00:09:22,691 --> 00:09:24,028 in front of her at the time.
- 00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:26,265 It's a grey area, which means it's OK!
- 00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:31,577 Child: Grandma, how come you don't
- 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,446 want to get hit with a love arrow?
- 00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:34,649 Grandma: Well, little one,
- 00:09:34,682 --> 00:09:36,319 after your grandfather died,
- 00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:38,156 I knew then and there I would--
- 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:40,127 Oh! Get off me!
- 00:09:40,227 --> 00:09:41,395 Hey, you there!
- 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:43,033 Come give Grams a kissy! Young man: Ahhh!
- 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,638 Child: Grammy, no, that's Dad! He's your son!
- 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,775 Grandma: Look at that nose! Oh, yeah!
- 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,411 Tyrannis: Hey there, how goes the story?
- 00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:51,750 Have you decided who you're gonna fall in love with yet?
- 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,554 Tina: Well, it'll just be whoever I'm looking at
- 00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:55,490 when I get hit, right? Although the babies
- 00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:57,027 seem to be avoiding me.
- 00:09:57,127 --> 00:09:59,231 I must be giving off a "career girl" vibe.
- 00:09:59,297 --> 00:10:02,071 Should I giggle? [Giggles] I can't pull it off.
- 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,908 Tyrannis: I hear they're attracted to red.
- 00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:05,511 Tina: Oh, good tip. How much for this?
- 00:10:05,645 --> 00:10:06,846 Tyrannis: Never you mind. I'll pay for it.
- 00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:08,383 But make sure you watch me pay for it.
- 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,387 I'm adorable when I pay for these things.
- 00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:11,856 Ted: Uhh!
- 00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:15,898 King Ty, I never noticed your eyes.
- 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:18,069 Tyrannis: Not now. Tina: Oh, what is this fruit?
- 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:19,672 Helen: That's a-- Tyrannis: Cantaloupe.
- 00:10:19,772 --> 00:10:21,342 Helen: Calabash. Tyrannis: These beautiful fruits
- 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,814 are native to Krapopolis. Helen: Sailors brought 'em.
- 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,050 Didn't recognize the language.
- 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,520 Tyrannis: And they're delicious raw.
- 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,822 Helen: They are poisonous raw.
- 00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:29,559 Tyrannis: Don't overrule me, Helen.
- 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,328 [Helen gasps] I didn't even
- 00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:32,898 think you knew my name!
- 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,738 Tina: I don't think your third nipple is a story per se.
- 00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:38,008 Scott: Mine gives milk, though.
- 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:41,181 Uhh! Tyrannis: Sorry.
- 00:10:41,315 --> 00:10:42,317 I thought he was attacking you.
- 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:43,587 Are you OK? Tina: Yeah.
- 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,423 And--Oh, wow. Ty!
- 00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,160 What is this feeling? I think...
- 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,362 I may be in love with you!
- 00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:50,032 I guess my story's gonna be about us.
- 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,571 Scott: That beats my drippy nippy?
- 00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,074 Hippocampus: We need to be logical about this.
- 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,744 We both know we touched the juice, and
- 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,648 that's what's causing these surging emotions.
- 00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:58,918 Stupendous: Well, I don't want to fight you
- 00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,386 for it because I'll kill you.
- 00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:02,357 Hippocampus: And I don't want to outsmart you for it
- 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,495 because I'll also kill you.
- 00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,700 But look, whatever we do, we obviously
- 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,603 can't let a bowl get between us.
- 00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,674 Stupendous: Obviously. You're my brother.
- 00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:12,277 Hippocampus: Exactly!
- 00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:15,383 Maybe it will help if we turn away from it.
- 00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:22,096 Stupendous: I hate not being able to see it, though!
- 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,299 Hey, you tricked me!
- 00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:24,467 Hippocampus: I didn't trick you!
- 00:11:24,569 --> 00:11:26,471 B-Bowl came to me.
- 00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:31,048 Shlub: My whole body is rippling with anticipation.
- 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,221 I'm competitive, Deliria. Isn't that amazing?
- 00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:35,156 I care if I win!
- 00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:37,160 Deliria: So do I. The better you do,
- 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:39,231 the more I'm able to influence people
- 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:42,304 by using my association with you as a platform.
- 00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:44,642 You wouldn't believe how many people have asked me
- 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:47,113 about this hat since I sat down.
- 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,621 Man O'Horse: You're going down, Pony Boy.
- 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,525 Shlub: Get ready to eat my dust.
- 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,361 And whatever else falls behind me.
- 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,498 Ha ha! I just trash talked!
- 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,537 Official: Centaurs, on your marks!
- 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:01,943 Get set! Loud noise!
- 00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:09,124 Shlub: I think this is better than sex!
- 00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:12,163 [Tyrannis and Tina kissing]
- 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,871 Tina: Wow, this is incredible.
- 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,844 I'd never realized how effervescent your olive skin
- 00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,446 looks in the afternoon sun.
- 00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,518 Tyrannis: Wow, I guess that arrow
- 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,387 really does its thing, huh?
- 00:12:24,555 --> 00:12:25,992 Tina: No! I mean, well, yeah, I know
- 00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,795 intellectually your skin is average at best,
- 00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:30,500 but I'm just seeing it differently--you differently--
- 00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,437 and, honestly? It's awesome.
- 00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:33,574 It feels good!
- 00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:35,678 I wish this could last forever!
- 00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:36,980 Tyrannis: Yes, well, I hear sometimes
- 00:12:37,113 --> 00:12:38,383 it does stick, apparently.
- 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:40,019 Tina: I hope it does! Or, I don't know,
- 00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,756 I guess that's just the arrow talking.
- 00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,992 But who cares if it is?
- 00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:45,698 I love this feeling! I love love!
- 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,869 Come on, let's do love stuff for the story!
- 00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:50,240 Tyrannis: Love stuff, for the story!
- 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,475 [Slurping]
- 00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:53,547 Tina: Your slurping sounds cute.
- 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,283 What do you think? 4 dogs?
- 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,720 Tyrannis: And we give them funny voices?
- 00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,056 Pretend they can talk?
- 00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,526 Tina: I could scratch your back for hours
- 00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:00,962 and never complain about it.
- 00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,399 I'm obsessed with cataloguing our life together.
- 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,938 Can you put underneath, "Two souls, one journey.
- 00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,977 One day down with this goober, a lifetime to go."
- 00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,148 Painter: I do not know how to draw that.
- 00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,286 Tina: This is the part where I want us to have pet names.
- 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:14,722 I'll call you Typhoon!
- 00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,394 Tyrannis: I'll call you...Tina!
- 00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:18,730 Tina: I love it.
- 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:19,933 The part where we're comfortable
- 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,570 in each other's silence.
- 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:22,839 Me meeting your friends.
- 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:24,642 You guys, Typhoon and I were walking in the park
- 00:13:24,776 --> 00:13:28,249 and he saw this long blade of grass and said, "Green much?"
- 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,155 [Tyrannis and Tina laugh] Joshua: I don't get it.
- 00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:34,094 Tina: Oh, my God, our first inside joke.
- 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,831 Tyrannis: This has been the craziest
- 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,102 few minutes of my life.
- 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,545 Stupendous: Your gifts for Bowl are so
- 00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:44,481 embarrassing and stupid!
- 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,785 You're making it do work!
- 00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,020 Hippocampus: It isn't work for Bowl
- 00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,790 to have stuff in Bowl.
- 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,727 That's natural for Bowl.
- 00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:52,799 What do you know about bowls, anyway?
- 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,401 Stupendous: I know I don't need one
- 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,005 on my head to breathe.
- 00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,175 Hippocampus: You think that's an insult, but I think
- 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,013 that shows how much better suited
- 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,415 Bowl and I are for each other.
- 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,885 Stupendous: So we come from different worlds.
- 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,354 We can easily overcome that.
- 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:06,659 You know damn well if Bowl could talk,
- 00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,462 Bowl would choose me. Hippocampus: Why?
- 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,899 Stupendous: 'Cause I'm hotter!
- 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,136 Hippocampus: You wanna make it personal, cyclops?
- 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,907 Stupendous: I'm proud of my heritage,
- 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,878 you sanctimonious fish-head!
- 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,082 Hippocampus: So am I, dumbass! Stupendous: Idiot!
- 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,119 Hippocampus: Double dumbass!
- 00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,731 Hippocampus and Stupendous: Whew!
- 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,168 [Cat meowing]
- 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,574 Stupendous: What are you doing?! Hippocampus: Why would you do that?!
- 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:33,312 Stupendous and Hippocampus: Bowl!
- 00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:34,716 Singer: ♪ Cats! ♪
- 00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,017 Tina: Typhoony? Tyrannis: Yes, Tina?
- 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:38,089 Tina: I know this started as--is
- 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,261 a chemically induced mania, but it feels so real!
- 00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:42,865 Tyrannis: Real love works the same way, so it's,
- 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,933 in some ways, you could say,
- 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,269 very much a grey area
- 00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:47,073 and there's essentially no difference.
- 00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,610 Tina: You're totally right!
- 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,246 I love the way you think about things.
- 00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,419 And I love you! Ty--will you marry me?
- 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,091 Tyrannis: Oh, wow! Uh, but, uh, of course,
- 00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:59,097 knowing that the reason you're feeling this way is--
- 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,868 Tina: Yeah, I'm a grown-up, Ty!
- 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,404 Are you gonna say no?!
- 00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:04,040 Tyrannis: No! I mean--yes!
- 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,412 No, I'm not gonna--Yes! Yes!
- 00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,480 He said yes!
- 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,583 [Men cheering]
- 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,428 ♪
- 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,498 Tyrannis: Bard, will you stop tuning that damn thing
- 00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,634 and play a wedding song?
- 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,972 [Bard playing "Baby Shark"]
- 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,543 Bard: This one is timeless.
- 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:23,980 [Song continues]
- 00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:31,061 Scott: Marriage. The timeless tradition
- 00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:32,999 where two parents who were disappointed
- 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,936 they had a daughter in the first place
- 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,038 hand her off to a man
- 00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,109 in exchange for one to 3 goats.
- 00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:40,480 Tyrannis: Scott, we've decided not to go traditional.
- 00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:41,782 We wrote our own vows.
- 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,054 Tina, I love you. Tina: I love you, too.
- 00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,322 Tyrannis: And it's real, the love.
- 00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:46,927 I mean, we've agreed it doesn't matter
- 00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,663 that it's cupid magic. You know it is.
- 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,166 You decided to get hit by an arrow,
- 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,337 and you're making this choice freely as well, you said.
- 00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:53,907 Tina: Yes! Tyrannis: Right, yes.
- 00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:55,778 This has been gone over, everybody knows it,
- 00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,781 and it's clear. Just triple-checking.
- 00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:59,117 Those were my vows. Scott: Great.
- 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,821 Now do you two take each other
- 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,257 to be husband and wife?
- 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,059 Helen: I object!
- 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,228 I'm in love with you, Ty!
- 00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,330 I was there when you were
- 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,833 trying to love-trap this skank
- 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,903 and I ended up getting hit by an arrow, too.
- 00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,439 Tyrannis: OK, love-trap is going a bit far.
- 00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,277 Tina: And skank! Tyrannis: Right, right.
- 00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:14,849 Helen's objection is fake because it just came
- 00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,084 from an arrow. So, let's move on.
- 00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:17,955 Scott: OK, I now pronounce you--
- 00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,596 Ted: I object, too! Crowd: I object!
- 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,065 Scott: I'm sorry. By law
- 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,002 I have to hear all objections.
- 00:16:25,102 --> 00:16:26,839 OK, you with the bird.
- 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:29,612 Charlie: Hi. Charlie, 25, I love you.
- 00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,916 I saw you guys having your picnic and I got hit.
- 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,720 I love you so much, Ty! Painter: Hi.
- 00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:35,256 Put me down for an objection, too.
- 00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,995 You're all I think about, man. I got it bad.
- 00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,264 Tina: Oh, my God, these guys
- 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,268 think they're in love with you, too!
- 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:44,374 Oh, my God, these guys think they're in love with you, too.
- 00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,812 Scott: OK, so, without further ado...
- 00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,084 Tyrannis: Actually, Scott... I object.
- 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,055 Tina: What? Tyrannis: Tina, I wanted you
- 00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:52,323 to fall in love with me for real,
- 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,227 but instead I took a shortcut.
- 00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,998 And the truth is, I love you too much
- 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,267 to let you go through with this.
- 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,870 Tina: Wait, you're dumping me?
- 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,441 Tyrannis: Y-yes, but I'll love you as long as you live!
- 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,713 Ted: Ya hear that? The only thing standing
- 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,584 between us and him is her!
- 00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:06,853 Helen: Kill Tina!
- 00:17:06,953 --> 00:17:08,455 [Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
- 00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,259 Tyrannis: OK, maybe not the best choice of words.
- 00:17:10,393 --> 00:17:11,997 [Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
- 00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,200 [Racers grunt] [Deliria giggles]
- 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,071 [Creak] Shlub: Hey! I didn't realize
- 00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,108 I was in the seniors' race! [Chuckles]
- 00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,845 Man O'Horse: You're in my lane, old man!
- 00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,816 Shlub: Wrong. You're in mine!
- 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,726 [Man O'Horse groaning]
- 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:29,364 [Grunting, screaming]
- 00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,703 [Crowd cheering]
- 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,840 Man O'Horse: My leg!
- 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,713 Shlub: Oh, no, what have I become?
- 00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:39,250 [Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
- 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,492 Tyrannis: How did a lion fall in love with me?!
- 00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:47,066 Tyrannis: Come on, what's this really going to solve?
- 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,170 Painter: The problem of Tina being alive!
- 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:52,243 Helen: You loving someone who's not me!
- 00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,283 Hippocampus: Umm... Stupendous: Has it worn off
- 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,786 for you, too? Hippocampus: Yeah.
- 00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,022 It's just a bowl.
- 00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,692 Stupendous: So, those horrible things
- 00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:02,464 we said to each other... Hippocampus: I have an idea.
- 00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,301 What if we don't dwell on that too much?
- 00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,572 Stupendous: I would love that. Kolax: I heard a crash.
- 00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:08,876 Everything all right? Oh, what a shame.
- 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,212 I loved that bowl.
- 00:18:10,312 --> 00:18:13,886 Stupendous: So did we, Kolax. So did we.
- 00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:16,692 Kolax: OK.
- 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,897 Deliria: Shlub, you did it!
- 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,266 First place!
- 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,303 Man O'Horse: Aah! Shlub: Yeah, I won,
- 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,141 but I gotta tell you, I don't feel great.
- 00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,209 Man O'Horse: I knew you were
- 00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,314 a bastard. You broke my leg!
- 00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,917 Shlub: Yeah, that's why I don't feel great.
- 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,186 Man O'Horse: Well, you shouldn't.
- 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,157 Shlub: I don't. I just said I don't.
- 00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:34,529 My competitive side made me into a monster,
- 00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:37,133 and I'm an actual monster, so, if I say that,
- 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,603 I don't say it lightly.
- 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:39,672 Would you be upset if I
- 00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:40,840 didn't want to race anymore?
- 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,244 Deliria: Darling, of course not.
- 00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:44,213 I thought it was sexy when you liked winning,
- 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,120 but I don't have the patience to support a tortured man.
- 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,391 Shlub: Maybe going sexless isn't for us.
- 00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:52,062 Man O'Horse: That's the lesson you've learned? Unbelievable.
- 00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,499 You know they're gonna kill me, right?
- 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,470 I can't race anymore. They're gonna kill me.
- 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:59,378 This is the worst way I can go. [Crying]
- 00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:02,684 Deliria: Shall we go and ruin our sexless cabin?
- 00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:03,986 Shlub: Every room.
- 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,191 [Man O'Horse yells]
- 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,629 [Crowd yelling]
- 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,934 Tyrannis: We should be safe in here.
- 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,370 This door was built specifically
- 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,040 with angry mobs in mind.
- 00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:17,313 So...maybe not in love with me anymore?
- 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,552 Tina: Nope, the fear kicked it right out of me.
- 00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:22,824 So, you...made sure you were the one I fell in love with
- 00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,595 because you want to date me?
- 00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:27,635 Tyrannis: Every word of that is accurate.
- 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:30,273 Tina: Even knowing it eventually wears off?
- 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,575 Tyrannis: Sometimes it sticks.
- 00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,012 Tina: I guess this is flattering...
- 00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:34,281 Tyrannis: Yes! Tina: in a weird,
- 00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:35,951 sorta gross way... Tyrannis: Well...
- 00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,654 Tina: and I was looking for a story...
- 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:39,157 Tyrannis: Do you think in the story, you could
- 00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,529 make me...not pathetic?
- 00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,034 Tina: Who's buying that vase? You know what, though?
- 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,171 I get the appeal of this whole love thing now.
- 00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:47,541 Tyrannis: You do? Tina: Yeah, conceptually.
- 00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:49,277 But it kinda makes you dumb and it definitely
- 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,714 causes more trouble than it's worth.
- 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,684 Yeah, that juice ain't worth the squeeze.
- 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,256 I am kinda curious now, though, about just dating,
- 00:19:55,356 --> 00:19:57,026 like without the stupid love stuff.
- 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,063 Maybe the next time I'm in town, you can ask me to dinner
- 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,165 instead of continually trying to
- 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,467 trick me into being with you.
- 00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,439 Tyrannis: Ask someone to dinner...huh!
- 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,909 Hey, Tina...when this is all over, would you
- 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,378 maybe wanna get dinner with me?
- 00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:07,948 Tina: I said next time. Tyrannis: Yes, of course.
- 00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:10,152 Tina: And I said maybe. Tyrannis: Yeah, I regretted it
- 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,156 as soon as I asked.
- 00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:14,460 I have good news-- Tina and I aren't happening.
- 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:17,333 So, I'm here for you, my beautiful citizens.
- 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,505 Charlie: Hi, Charlie, 25, you know what?
- 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,241 It's starting to wear off.
- 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,078 Helen: Yeah, were you always this short?
- 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,414 Scott: I still love you, Ty.
- 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,685 Tyrannis: You're not a person to me, Scott.
- 00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:31,529 [Man O'Horse screams]
- 00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:34,000 Donna: Whoa, whoa, easy there! You got this.
- 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,472 Man O'Horse: Got what, Donna?! Donna: What do you mean?
- 00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,074 Man O'Horse: You don't have to sugarcube it.
- 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,246 You're gonna kill me. Donna: Kill you?
- 00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,216 Man O'Horse: They kill horses who can't run!
- 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,722 Donna: Horses, maybe, but you're not a horse.
- 00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:47,762 You're one thing more than just a horse.
- 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:50,099 Man O'Horse: OK, fine. But I'm a racer, Donna,
- 00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,368 a stampeder!
- 00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:53,271 I don't even know what I am without that!
- 00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,476 Donna: Then maybe it's time to find out.
- 00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:57,814 Have you never thought about what you'd do
- 00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,283 if you weren't a stampeder?
- 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,154 Man O'Horse: Well, sure I have, but--
- 00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:02,625 Donna: Tell me.
- 00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:04,962 Man O'Horse: I wanted kids. Never had the time for it.
- 00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:08,068 I guess I spent so much time running...maybe I was--
- 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,938 Donna: Running away from yourself?
- 00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:12,878 Close your eyes. Picture it.
- 00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:14,748 Your life--as a father.
- 00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:17,621 Man O'Horse: I can hear them. Clip-clopping down the hall.
- 00:21:17,722 --> 00:21:20,392 I've got so much living to do, Donna!
- 00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:22,296 Donna: That's right, Man O'Horse!
- 00:21:22,396 --> 00:21:23,700 [Man O'Horse sneezes]
- 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,008 Donna: Uhh...ooh, there's no cure for centaur flu.
- 00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:29,244 Man O'Horse: Just make it quick.
- 00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:30,947 Donna: I don't know how.
- 00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:32,717 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,324 Voice: Bento! [Cheering]
Скриншоты
