Загадка и Кингфьюзед
Описание
Тираннис просыпается, полагая, что вырос, пока не выясняется, что Ступендус надел на него тогу меньшего размера. Тираннис объявляет шуточное перемирие, а Шлуб сообщает всем, что он присутствует на разводе царя Миноса на Крите. Гиппокамп идёт с Шлубом, чтобы тот не умер, и устраивает ему встречу с человеком по имени Марк. Гиппокамп встречает царя Миноса, который упоминает, что его бывшая жена Пасифая родила Минотавра и должна кормить его девственницами. Поскольку Шлуб испортил Марка, который должен был стать жертвой-девственницей, царь Минос предлагает Шлуба и Гиппокампа Минотавру. Тем временем Ступендус подозревает, что шуточное перемирие Тиранниса — это розыгрыш, заключающийся в том, что он приклеил клей к трону Тиранниса во время мирных переговоров между царём Лапитосом из Лапитиона и царём Пандосии из Пандосии.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,839 --> 00:00:05,443 [Crowing]
- 00:00:05,544 --> 00:00:07,180 [Screeches]
- 00:00:09,886 --> 00:00:11,389 Tyrannis: Huh.
- 00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:17,068 Did it work?
- 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:19,272 It worked! The growth stone worked!
- 00:00:19,405 --> 00:00:21,209 Tyrannis: I'm just the right amount taller!
- 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:23,146 Not off-puttingly giant, just what girls call
- 00:00:23,246 --> 00:00:24,516 a respectable height!
- 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,721 Up top, similar size man! I can reach!
- 00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:28,089 We should hang out!
- 00:00:28,156 --> 00:00:30,962 Tyrannis: Stupe, the stone you gave me--
- 00:00:31,029 --> 00:00:33,166 Ohhhh. -[Laughter]
- 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,603 Tyrannis: Hold on. Did you undress me
- 00:00:34,737 --> 00:00:36,006 while I was sleeping and put a smaller toga
- 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:38,376 on my helpless nude body?
- 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:39,779 Well played!
- 00:00:39,846 --> 00:00:41,115 [Laughter]
- 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,451 Deliria: Remind me what you call this hilarious
- 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:44,756 public destruction of someone's ego?
- 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,292 Stupendous: A prank. Took me a while
- 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:48,898 to get the hang of it 'cause usually I destroy an ego
- 00:00:49,031 --> 00:00:50,501 by destroying the head,
- 00:00:50,601 --> 00:00:54,308 but turns out I like prank wars almost as much as a regular war.
- 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:56,146 Tyrannis: And now we're even. Stupendous: Are we?
- 00:00:56,246 --> 00:00:57,982 There was the prank where you painted a plate of food
- 00:00:58,082 --> 00:00:59,452 on the table and I ate it...
- 00:00:59,553 --> 00:01:01,322 Tyrannis: Which was repayment for the crown lice.
- 00:01:01,422 --> 00:01:03,661 Stupendous: Which was repayment for when you said
- 00:01:03,761 --> 00:01:06,032 if my hand was bigger than my face it meant
- 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,669 I had plague, and then it turned out
- 00:01:07,802 --> 00:01:09,038 there was plague on my hand.
- 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:10,273 That was a good one.
- 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:11,677 Tyrannis: One way or another I need to
- 00:01:11,811 --> 00:01:12,845 call a prank truce.
- 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:14,148 I have a big day.
- 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:17,088 Stupendous: OK, fine, I'll "agree to a truce."
- 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:18,891 Tyrannis: Can you agree without subtext?
- 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:20,493 Shlub: Morning, all. Have I told you
- 00:01:20,595 --> 00:01:22,331 what I want done with my body if I die?
- 00:01:22,431 --> 00:01:23,600 Tyrannis: OK. What angry madam
- 00:01:23,701 --> 00:01:25,303 at what weirdly specialized brothel
- 00:01:25,403 --> 00:01:26,607 has a bounty on you now?
- 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:29,880 Shlub: Son, I never pay for sex except as a bit,
- 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:31,951 and the starfish at the starfish brothel
- 00:01:32,117 --> 00:01:34,957 have so much fun, they keep trying to pay me!
- 00:01:35,124 --> 00:01:37,796 No, I'm just on my way to King Minos' bash
- 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:39,164 on the Isle of Crete.
- 00:01:39,264 --> 00:01:40,367 Hippocampus: "Min-os"? Tyrannis: Yeah, I thought
- 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,670 it was pronounced "Mine-os."
- 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:42,772 Deliria: Divorced men.
- 00:01:42,906 --> 00:01:44,241 No one parties harder or sadder.
- 00:01:44,341 --> 00:01:47,816 Minos' party will have all sorts of risky amusements,
- 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:49,352 not just his famous Minotaur.
- 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:50,855 Tyrannis: Oh, right, there you go.
- 00:01:50,989 --> 00:01:52,425 There's also a piranha jacuzzi,
- 00:01:52,559 --> 00:01:55,096 crossbow line dancing, which is like normal line dancing,
- 00:01:55,197 --> 00:01:56,833 but if you mess up, they shoot you.
- 00:01:56,934 --> 00:01:59,138 Hippocampus: Why would you want to go to a party like that?!
- 00:01:59,238 --> 00:02:01,242 Deliria: The same reason people black-out drink.
- 00:02:01,409 --> 00:02:03,146 Nothing's more fun than almost dying.
- 00:02:03,279 --> 00:02:05,250 Shlub: And on the off chance I overshoot the "almost,"
- 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:09,626 I'd like my body to be ground up and put in a big lasagna.
- 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,295 All righty then!
- 00:02:11,395 --> 00:02:13,133 You're just gonna let him do this?
- 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,103 Sounds like his life is gonna be in danger!
- 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,374 Ugh. Once you've made the mistake of investing
- 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,345 emotionally in a mortal, you have to give up
- 00:02:19,412 --> 00:02:22,150 on distinguishing between levels of theoretical risk.
- 00:02:22,284 --> 00:02:24,355 Anything short of "he is currently dying" looks
- 00:02:24,455 --> 00:02:26,026 more or less the same to me.
- 00:02:26,126 --> 00:02:27,962 At any rate, I'm very busy today.
- 00:02:28,062 --> 00:02:29,499 I'm getting a sandwich.
- 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,570 Lunch dragon!
- 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:33,708 [Roars]
- 00:02:34,510 --> 00:02:36,179 Hippocampus: Well, one of us has to go with Dad.
- 00:02:36,279 --> 00:02:38,216 He can't party like he's 4,000 years old anymore.
- 00:02:38,316 --> 00:02:40,453 Tyrannis: I feel you, and yet, I am also busy.
- 00:02:40,588 --> 00:02:42,224 Stupendous: Gotta go clear things up with everybody
- 00:02:42,358 --> 00:02:44,161 who thought you got magically tall?
- 00:02:44,328 --> 00:02:46,533 Tyrannis: Among other things! Hence the prank truce!
- 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,002 Stupendous: And I'm on alert because
- 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:50,240 the "prank truce" is definitely a prank.
- 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:51,643 Hippocampus: Great, so it's on me to pretend I want
- 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:53,647 to go to this reckless-idiot festival
- 00:02:53,747 --> 00:02:56,653 and keep Dad from partying to death.
- 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,557 You're both welcome!
- 00:02:58,657 --> 00:03:00,327 Stupendous: Nobody thought you got tall.
- 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:02,131 Tyrannis: Except me, Stupe!
- 00:03:02,231 --> 00:03:03,967 Except me.
- 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:17,227 Men: ♪ Huh ♪
- 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,939 ♪ Huh huh ♪
- 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:25,076 ♪ Huh huh huh ♪
- 00:03:25,176 --> 00:03:27,816 ♪ Whoo! ♪
- 00:03:27,882 --> 00:03:31,056 [Dance music playing]
- 00:03:31,156 --> 00:03:32,358 [Men grunting]
- 00:03:32,491 --> 00:03:34,228 Hippocampus: Wow. This seems less like a party
- 00:03:34,362 --> 00:03:35,497 and more like a bunch of guys
- 00:03:35,599 --> 00:03:37,434 endangering themselves for no reason.
- 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:40,240 Shlub: Well the snake-taunting booth isn't for everyone,
- 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:42,477 but I'm sure we can find something you'd like.
- 00:03:42,578 --> 00:03:44,650 There's quicksand races... Partier: Whoo! Yeah!
- 00:03:44,783 --> 00:03:46,485 Shlub: A blind guy just swinging a sword
- 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,991 around in an enclosed area...
- 00:03:49,124 --> 00:03:50,160 Server: Blowfish meat?
- 00:03:50,227 --> 00:03:51,362 We didn't prepare it correctly.
- 00:03:51,495 --> 00:03:52,999 Shlub: Oooh! Sounds delicious!
- 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:54,435 Hippocampus: Dad! No!
- 00:03:54,536 --> 00:03:56,941 I-I mean Won't we catch a buzz faster if we drink
- 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:58,276 on an empty stomach?
- 00:03:58,376 --> 00:03:59,780 Shlub: Good looking out, son.
- 00:03:59,847 --> 00:04:01,984 Should I procure us some dangerous libations?
- 00:04:02,084 --> 00:04:03,386 Hippocampus: Let me get the drinks!
- 00:04:03,521 --> 00:04:04,790 Why don't you hang out here and try...
- 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:07,729 [Cheering]
- 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:09,766 Aah! Unh!
- 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:13,039 Whoo-hoo! Hee hee!
- 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:18,951 Hippocampus: sitting next to this quiet, calm man?
- 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,755 Ooh. What could he be hiding?
- 00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:22,191 Hi, I'm Marc.
- 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:23,660 I'm a grown man who gives his cats
- 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,366 ironic "people" names like "Greg" and "Meghan."
- 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:27,869 Hippocampus: Ooh, scary!
- 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:31,443 Sit here and talk to scary Marc!
- 00:04:31,544 --> 00:04:34,148 Marc: My best friend is my aunt.
- 00:04:34,215 --> 00:04:35,685 Hippocampus: Two waters, please.
- 00:04:35,785 --> 00:04:38,156 So are you a fish with legs or a man with a fish head?
- 00:04:38,256 --> 00:04:39,893 Hippocampus: Uh, what?
- 00:04:39,993 --> 00:04:41,295 Sorry. Where are my manners.
- 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:42,765 Well, I'll tell you where.
- 00:04:42,832 --> 00:04:44,703 My wife got 'em in the divorce. I'm King Minos.
- 00:04:44,803 --> 00:04:47,108 Hippocampus: Oh, so this is your divorce party,
- 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,610 and you pronounce it "Mean-os"!
- 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:50,313 Minos: Yeah, but don't worry about Minos.
- 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:52,050 I get to be the good guy.
- 00:04:52,151 --> 00:04:54,021 She was seeing a bull behind my back,
- 00:04:54,155 --> 00:04:56,025 which I only found out when "our" kid
- 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,094 came out half-bull.
- 00:04:57,228 --> 00:04:58,463 You believe that?
- 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,501 I mean, what does a bull have that I don't?
- 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,772 It doesn't matter, I'm over it.
- 00:05:02,905 --> 00:05:04,341 Hippocampus: Well, I gotta go find my dad.
- 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:05,945 Minos: Thing is, somehow I got custody
- 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:07,213 of this Minotaur!
- 00:05:07,314 --> 00:05:09,619 Do not let your racquetball partner
- 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:10,855 be your lawyer.
- 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:12,391 He was like, "Oh, I can handle that for you."
- 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:14,294 Well, he didn't. Hippocampus: Right, right.
- 00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:15,632 Sounds tough, man.
- 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,100 Well, good luck with everything.
- 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,571 I'll be thinking of you--
- 00:05:18,671 --> 00:05:20,207 Minos: And I gotta keep it appeased by feeding it
- 00:05:20,307 --> 00:05:22,612 virgins, which are super hard to find, especially
- 00:05:22,712 --> 00:05:24,482 on this island since there's really only
- 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,856 one thing to do here, you know, the nasty, knockin' boots,
- 00:05:27,956 --> 00:05:31,395 the horizontal tango, the vertical sexual tango...
- 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:33,133 Hippocampus: I get it, having sex.
- 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,603 Minos: If you wanna be crass.
- 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:36,205 Anyway, it's hard to find a virgin,
- 00:05:36,306 --> 00:05:38,309 and it's basically the only thing this Minotaur will eat.
- 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:40,515 Incredibly picky, but do you see me complaining?
- 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:42,318 No! That was my wife's job.
- 00:05:42,418 --> 00:05:45,456 Marc: Aah! Hippocampus: What was that?
- 00:05:45,558 --> 00:05:46,761 What's going on?!
- 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:48,931 Marc: I spent my whole life staying a virgin
- 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,400 in the service of the kingdom,
- 00:05:50,501 --> 00:05:51,903 but then along came your dad!
- 00:05:52,037 --> 00:05:54,241 Hippocampus: Oh, no. You slept with a virgin sacrifice?!
- 00:05:54,341 --> 00:05:56,112 Dad, you weren't supposed to do that.
- 00:05:56,212 --> 00:05:57,381 Shlub: Well you should've told me.
- 00:05:57,481 --> 00:05:58,951 It would have made it even hotter!
- 00:05:59,051 --> 00:06:00,621 Minos: You spoiled my virgin?!
- 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:02,224 Shlub: Oh, I spoiled him all right.
- 00:06:02,357 --> 00:06:04,361 It turns out Marc is quite the charmer.
- 00:06:04,529 --> 00:06:06,900 Marc, tell him about the cats.
- 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,672 [Stupendous whistling]
- 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,477 Scott: Oh, hey, Stupendous.
- 00:06:12,578 --> 00:06:14,481 Just polishing Ty's throne for his big day.
- 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:17,120 Stupendous: I see that. What's in the other bucket?
- 00:06:17,254 --> 00:06:19,325 Is that glue? Scott: Yeah.
- 00:06:19,425 --> 00:06:21,095 I was just doing some gluing earlier.
- 00:06:21,228 --> 00:06:22,397 It's really strong glue.
- 00:06:22,498 --> 00:06:24,135 Stupendous: Interesting. Scott: Is it?!
- 00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:25,436 That's good to know.
- 00:06:25,504 --> 00:06:27,274 I need more conversation starters.
- 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:28,677 I've been trying to date more--
- 00:06:28,777 --> 00:06:30,514 Stupendous: What did Ty have you gluing?
- 00:06:30,614 --> 00:06:32,619 Let me guess. My battle axes to their mounts on the wall?
- 00:06:32,719 --> 00:06:34,689 No, no. A dead goat to my bed?
- 00:06:34,823 --> 00:06:37,060 Oh, maybe himself to my ceiling
- 00:06:37,127 --> 00:06:38,931 so he can pretend he's a ghost and haunt me?
- 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,168 Scott: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,605 Stupendous: Oh, I bet you don't.
- 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:45,377 You know what, Scott? You do too much around here.
- 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:47,381 Why don't you let me take over?
- 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:51,222 Scott: Really?! It's so nice to be appreciated!
- 00:06:51,322 --> 00:06:52,959 Stupendous: Tee hee hee hee hee!
- 00:06:53,059 --> 00:06:55,129 Hey, Ty! Get in here!
- 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,566 Tyrannis: Oh, wow!
- 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,671 Stupendous: I felt bad about how I didn't take
- 00:06:58,804 --> 00:07:01,910 your big day seriously, so I polished your throne up
- 00:07:02,011 --> 00:07:03,480 real nice for you.
- 00:07:03,547 --> 00:07:05,450 Can you sit in it real fast so I can make sure
- 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:06,987 I got the shine level right?
- 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,958 Tyrannis: Aw, thank you, Stupe! That is so nice of you!
- 00:07:09,058 --> 00:07:11,061 Stupendous: You should lean back so the sunlight
- 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:12,331 glints off your eyes.
- 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,234 Tyrannis: Well, OK. Like this?
- 00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:16,339 Stupendous: OK. You can hop off now.
- 00:07:16,439 --> 00:07:17,742 [Tyrannis grunting]
- 00:07:17,842 --> 00:07:19,746 Ha ha ha! Or maybe you can't
- 00:07:19,846 --> 00:07:22,451 'cause you got glued to your throne with your own glue!
- 00:07:22,552 --> 00:07:23,854 Ha ha ha!
- 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:25,290 Tyrannis: What?! Are you kidding me?
- 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:26,693 What about the truce?!
- 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:28,597 Stupendous: Oh, yeah, I guess this glue was to
- 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,602 make truce decorations!
- 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,470 You thought I'd fall for that?
- 00:07:32,571 --> 00:07:34,275 You gotta try something a little more convincing
- 00:07:34,408 --> 00:07:35,812 than "I have a big day."
- 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:37,181 Tyrannis: But I do have a big day!
- 00:07:37,281 --> 00:07:38,684 I'm hosting a peace talk!
- 00:07:38,784 --> 00:07:41,488 I can't be glued to my throne! -Why didn't you say that?
- 00:07:41,589 --> 00:07:42,959 Tyrannis: Because I knew you wouldn't want to be
- 00:07:43,093 --> 00:07:44,462 involved in a peace treaty, but guess what.
- 00:07:44,563 --> 00:07:46,065 Now you have to be.
- 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,434 [Knock on door]
- 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:48,837 You agreed to a truce and didn't honor it,
- 00:07:49,004 --> 00:07:50,508 and now you have to help me not look like an idiot!
- 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,377 Stupendous: Well, that's not gonna be easy.
- 00:07:52,444 --> 00:07:54,348 [Knocking] Tyrannis: Just get the door!
- 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:56,419 Hippocampus: What if we found you a new virgin?
- 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,590 I saw a playground nearby.
- 00:07:58,724 --> 00:07:59,993 What?! Minos: No.
- 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:02,464 You take my virgin, you face my Minotaur.
- 00:08:02,599 --> 00:08:03,767 Shlub: Oooooh!
- 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,136 Hippocampus: But neither of us is a virgin!
- 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:06,907 Minos: He can choke you down. Shlub: Oooooooh!
- 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:08,476 Minos: Tell the Minotaur he's eating
- 00:08:08,644 --> 00:08:10,180 fish sticks for dinner!
- 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,315 [Cheering]
- 00:08:11,415 --> 00:08:12,651 Shlub: Whoo!
- 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:14,321 Hippocampus: Why are you whooing?
- 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:16,091 He's talking about me!
- 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,494 Shlub: I'm so proud of you.
- 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:19,365 The fish sticks are my son!
- 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:20,868 Hippocampus: I'm gonna get us out of this.
- 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:21,904 I've got a plan.
- 00:08:22,037 --> 00:08:23,507 Minos: I know all about the thread trick.
- 00:08:23,607 --> 00:08:24,976 Hippocampus: Damn. Minos: And the crumbs.
- 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:26,580 Hippocampus: Oh, that would've been a good idea.
- 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,882 Minos: And the ladybugs.
- 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,519 Hippocampus: How would that work?
- 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,723 Shlub: Ah, this will stop me from flying out,
- 00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:33,927 and I love the smell of tar!
- 00:08:34,028 --> 00:08:35,497 Hippocampus: Why are you so excited?
- 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,036 Do you not understand? You could be killed!
- 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:41,275 Shlub: If I die, I'll die doing what I love--
- 00:08:41,342 --> 00:08:43,012 almost dying.
- 00:08:43,145 --> 00:08:44,949 Hippocampus: Dad, wait!
- 00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:46,954 You've got traps in there?
- 00:08:47,021 --> 00:08:49,458 Minos: Enjoy! Shlub: Why thank you!
- 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:52,263 Not a bad fellow in the end!
- 00:08:55,705 --> 00:08:56,774 Hippocampus: Smooth sailing so far.
- 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,042 Shlub: I know, it's too bad.
- 00:08:58,143 --> 00:08:59,712 We've avoided the venomous snake pit,
- 00:08:59,779 --> 00:09:02,317 the guillotine corridor, and that red water slide.
- 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,587 Hippocampus: Dad, I already told you
- 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:05,323 that wasn't water, it was lava.
- 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:06,760 If we're not going to do anything,
- 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,597 why did we even come here?
- 00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:11,102 Just let me step on one suspicious rock
- 00:09:11,235 --> 00:09:12,939 beneath a column of spikes.
- 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,542 Hippocampus: Dad, no! Shlub: Oh!
- 00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:16,211 Hippocampus: It's like you want to get hurt!
- 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:18,617 Come on, we're getting close.
- 00:09:20,053 --> 00:09:23,293 Statue one: Halt! Behind us stand two doors.
- 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,762 Statue two: Nope.
- 00:09:24,862 --> 00:09:26,232 Statue one: One leads to your freedom--
- 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,535 Statue two: Wrong.
- 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,704 Statue one: the other to almost certain death.
- 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:29,972 Statue two: That is incorrect.
- 00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:31,442 Statue one: One of us always lies,
- 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,012 one of us always tells the truth.
- 00:09:33,112 --> 00:09:34,849 Statue two: Neither of us does either of those things.
- 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:36,318 False. Shlub: And what about you?
- 00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:38,155 Statue 3: Oh, I'm not with those guys.
- 00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:39,793 Hippocampus: OK, well obviously this is the one
- 00:09:39,859 --> 00:09:40,862 that tells the truth.
- 00:09:40,962 --> 00:09:42,699 Statue two: No! Why? What? No.
- 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,201 Hippocampus: Well, she said there's two doors
- 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:45,804 and you said there weren't. Statue two: No I didn't.
- 00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:47,474 Hippocampus: Which door leads to freedom?
- 00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:49,245 Shlub: Because once we know the safe door,
- 00:09:49,345 --> 00:09:51,148 we can choose the spicy door.
- 00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:52,384 Hippocampus: What?!
- 00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:53,888 Statue one: The door on the right.
- 00:09:54,021 --> 00:09:55,490 Statue two: Not true! Statue one: No, your right.
- 00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:57,060 Statue two: No, my right. Nobody's right.
- 00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:58,630 It's on the left. Your left! Hippocampus: Thank you.
- 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,066 Statue two: Maybe there are no doors!
- 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,503 Maybe we're the ones who are trapped
- 00:10:01,637 --> 00:10:03,139 and we have to open one of you.
- 00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:04,341 Ooh!
- 00:10:04,441 --> 00:10:06,012 Hippocampus: OK, Dad. Let's go. Shlub: Are you sure?
- 00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:08,049 'Cause we can still choose the fun door!
- 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,484 Hippocampus: You mean the door that she said leads
- 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,255 to "almost certain death"?
- 00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:12,625 [Man screaming]
- 00:10:12,726 --> 00:10:13,794 The one that's literally leaking blood?
- 00:10:13,894 --> 00:10:15,030 That door? Shlub: Yes!
- 00:10:15,163 --> 00:10:16,533 Statue two: It's not leaking blood.
- 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:17,902 Uh, you're leaking blood.
- 00:10:18,002 --> 00:10:19,539 Hippocampus: Come on! We're leaving my way.
- 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:21,174 Statue 3: Wait, wait, take me with you?
- 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:22,578 Take me with you!
- 00:10:22,678 --> 00:10:23,947 Statue one: Jeez, Debra, if there's something you
- 00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:25,618 want to talk about, just talk about it.
- 00:10:25,718 --> 00:10:27,054 Statue two: I'm not offended. [Sniffling]
- 00:10:27,187 --> 00:10:29,091 Statue one: Are you-- Statue two: I'm fine!
- 00:10:29,191 --> 00:10:30,093 [Sobbing]
- 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:31,596 Tyrannis: Thank you for trusting me.
- 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:33,499 It's a huge honor and responsibility,
- 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,571 and I promise I will treat this negotiation
- 00:10:35,671 --> 00:10:37,508 with the solemnity that it deserves.
- 00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:39,011 Stupendous: You're gonna do great.
- 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:41,415 How much of this can require you to move anyway?
- 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,886 Before we get started,
- 00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:45,691 it is a custom of my country to stand in prayer.
- 00:10:45,824 --> 00:10:47,294 Stupendous: Seriously?
- 00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:48,830 I know, right? Here we go.
- 00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:51,135 I wouldn't expect that guy to honor this tradition,
- 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:54,274 but you, a man who claims to be reasonable?
- 00:10:54,408 --> 00:10:55,711 Tyrannis: Uh...
- 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,715 Stupendous: That's exactly why Ty won't stand.
- 00:10:57,849 --> 00:11:00,821 He doesn't want to...honor one kingdom over the other.
- 00:11:00,888 --> 00:11:03,794 Tyrannis: She's right, so let's get this started.
- 00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:06,465 Stupe, will you bring out the map, please?
- 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:07,836 "Stand in prayer."
- 00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,906 You go too far, Lapithos!
- 00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:11,142 Aah!
- 00:11:11,309 --> 00:11:12,745 Ty, little help?
- 00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:14,683 [Tyrannis grunting]
- 00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:17,521 No, I wouldn't want to show...
- 00:11:17,622 --> 00:11:19,024 special treatment.
- 00:11:19,124 --> 00:11:21,428 This isn't like the standing in prayer thing.
- 00:11:21,495 --> 00:11:23,032 That's my snack for later.
- 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,370 I don't agree--because I would never agree with this cur--
- 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,573 but I don't disagree.
- 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,009 Why don't you just get the pomegranate?
- 00:11:28,142 --> 00:11:30,548 Come on. It's right at your feet.
- 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,885 [Sweat dripping]
- 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,304 Tyrannis: Stupe! Stupendous: What?
- 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:43,774 I'm getting the map!
- 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,880 I can't believe how much moving around is happening!
- 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,483 Hippocampus: We better head home before Minos
- 00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:49,853 finds out we escaped.
- 00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:51,488 He is not the most stable person I've ever met.
- 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,560 Shlub: Ugh. Hippocampus: What's wrong?
- 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:54,996 You love being mounted,
- 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:56,867 usually in ways I find disturbing.
- 00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:58,369 Shlub: I'm feeling a strange feeling,
- 00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:01,175 an odd displeasure caused by a lack of fulfillment.
- 00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:03,647 Like a climax I didn't get to have,
- 00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:06,051 almost some kind of anti-climax!
- 00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:08,624 Hippocampus: You're... disappointed we escaped?
- 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:10,193 Shlub: What part of it did you not understand?
- 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:11,864 I wanted to do the labyrinth the way
- 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,166 that it was meant to be done--
- 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,470 at great peril to my head and testicles.
- 00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:17,007 Hippocampus: I don't believe this.
- 00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:18,644 I save you from the death maze,
- 00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:20,614 you're mad I didn't let you play in it longer.
- 00:12:20,714 --> 00:12:21,883 Shlub: That's right!
- 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,553 Son, I'm thousands of years old.
- 00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:25,791 Everything you think is thrilling is
- 00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,227 old hat to me,
- 00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:30,399 and before you ask, yes, even romancing an old hat.
- 00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:31,769 Hippocampus: Was not gonna ask.
- 00:12:31,869 --> 00:12:33,941 The reason I came to this party was to feel alive,
- 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,445 meet a Minotaur, get the old heart racing.
- 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,449 I hear he's got huge horns.
- 00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:39,384 I hear he's got huge horns.
- 00:12:39,484 --> 00:12:40,922 I mean, horns for days.
- 00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:42,991 Hippocampus: The reason I came is because you
- 00:12:43,092 --> 00:12:44,863 can't be trusted to look after yourself--
- 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,568 at a party, in a maze, even in an open field
- 00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:49,371 with nothing for miles.
- 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:50,774 -[Grunting] -See?!
- 00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,477 Shlub: I don't know how it got so tangled!
- 00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:53,880 I thought you came because you enjoy
- 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,149 spending time with me.
- 00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:56,819 Hippocampus: How can I enjoy spending time
- 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,690 with someone whose idea of fun involves
- 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:00,661 their own reckless demise?
- 00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:02,297 Shlub: Perhaps by respecting what I enjoy.
- 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,268 Well, if you can't do that, I'll go have fun
- 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:07,374 the way I like--fearlessly, open-minded,
- 00:13:07,509 --> 00:13:09,779 and all lubed up.
- 00:13:09,845 --> 00:13:11,516 Hippocampus: Oh, boy.
- 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,920 Something weird is going on with you, Tyrannis,
- 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,891 and I've been at war for far too long not
- 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,393 to be impulsively aggressive!
- 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,599 This is why we never get anywhere with peace talks.
- 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,770 You're impossible! Ugh!
- 00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,607 Now I gotta get my dagger, too.
- 00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:25,110 Tyrannis: No! No daggers!
- 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,946 If we're going to do this, we need to establish trust!
- 00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:29,719 Stupendous: Watch this!
- 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,923 Tyrannis: And why did you do that again?
- 00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:33,927 Stupendous: Trust. You trusted that I wouldn't hit
- 00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,096 you with this knife,
- 00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:36,900 and that's why you didn't flinch.
- 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,837 Tyrannis: Right. That is the reason.
- 00:13:38,937 --> 00:13:41,342 Now can everyone please stop dropping things
- 00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:44,516 and throwing knives so we can get on with it?
- 00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:49,024 Look. He attacked us to build an extension of his palace,
- 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:50,493 and that's just the beginning.
- 00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:54,602 The extension he built was garish and offensive!
- 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:55,671 [Rumbling]
- 00:13:55,737 --> 00:13:57,675 Hippocampus: Dad? Dad!
- 00:13:57,742 --> 00:14:00,648 Dad! Dad!
- 00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:03,085 Dad? Dad!
- 00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:08,764 [Screaming]
- 00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,200 -Unh! -Ugh!
- 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,402 [Roaring]
- 00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:13,673 Minos: Hear that? That's his "I forgot to eat breakfast
- 00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:16,813 and it's too late for lunch, so I'm really hungry" roar!
- 00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:18,382 Hippocampus: Still having fun? Shlub: Hmm.
- 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,288 I'd say 6 out of 10?
- 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,729 [Minotaur roaring]
- 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:25,363 Hippocampus: I don't believe it.
- 00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:27,702 You don't even get it now that we're both going to die?
- 00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:29,872 Shlub: Son, as I said, I never asked you
- 00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:30,874 to keep me safe.
- 00:14:30,974 --> 00:14:32,579 Why can't you respect what I want?
- 00:14:32,645 --> 00:14:33,479 What about what I want?!
- 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,551 I wasn't trying to keep you safe for you.
- 00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:36,987 I'm not ready for you to die.
- 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,790 You're my dad! Shlub: Oh.
- 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,326 Hippocampus: It's irresponsible for you to be
- 00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:42,030 so cavalier with your life when--
- 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:44,167 I can't believe I'm saying this--you have a family
- 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,608 who wants you in their lives as long as possible.
- 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,277 Oh, son. I'm so moved.
- 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,117 And here I thought you were just a top-notch party pooper,
- 00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:53,921 which I respected, by the way!
- 00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:55,925 I'm sorry for getting you into this,
- 00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,795 though, to be clear, I'm not sorry
- 00:14:57,895 --> 00:14:59,131 for sleeping with that virgin.
- 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,070 He had no teeth. I mean, zero.
- 00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:03,339 [Slow clap] Minos: Wow.
- 00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:05,009 What a touching moment between two people
- 00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:07,848 who are about to be torn apart by my Minotaur!
- 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,686 Shlub: Thank you.
- 00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:12,859 [Minotaur roars]
- 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,531 Minotauuuuuuur!
- 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,766 Hippocampus: Aah! Shlub: Huh.
- 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,868 Hippocampus: What is it, now?
- 00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,404 Shlub: Well, I don't know.
- 00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,475 He's objectively terrifying, but I can't help feel
- 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:24,615 I got oversold on the size of the horns.
- 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:25,784 Stupendous: I don't know, man.
- 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,354 I don't think these guys need peace.
- 00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:29,859 You know what actually might be perfect for them is war.
- 00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:31,295 Tyrannis: That's not what we're here for.
- 00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:33,032 You promised. Plus, I need your help.
- 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,903 I've got a bogie in my nose, and if I can't reach it,
- 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:36,338 you're gonna have to get it out!
- 00:15:36,405 --> 00:15:37,441 I only did that
- 00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,812 because of the abduction of our Lapithion women!
- 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:41,282 Melissa isn't "your" woman.
- 00:15:41,382 --> 00:15:43,385 she's "a" woman, and she moved to Pandosia
- 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,389 because she likes the sunsets more!
- 00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:46,526 Stupendous: Ugh.
- 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,095 Lapithos: Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
- 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:49,832 Tyrannis: There's a little more in there.
- 00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:51,234 Stupendous: Can we move this along?
- 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,972 Lapithos: Oh, she likes the sunsets, does she?
- 00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:54,441 I suppose it's the same deal with our sheep?
- 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,045 Pandosia: Again, Begonia isn't "your" sheep.
- 00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:58,550 She's "a" sheep, and, no, it's not the sunsets.
- 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:00,019 We are in love!
- 00:16:00,119 --> 00:16:01,523 Stupendous: These guys are nuts.
- 00:16:01,623 --> 00:16:04,194 Please can't we just let them fight this border war
- 00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:06,265 until both sides completely die out?
- 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,604 Tyrannis: No! You have to make them agree to my proposal.
- 00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:10,807 Also, I really have to pee, so unless you want to find
- 00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:12,210 a way to solve that for me, too...
- 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,613 Stupendous: Why don't you just agree to this
- 00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:14,915 and stop fighting?
- 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,686 Lapithos: Because that would be cowardly.
- 00:16:16,786 --> 00:16:18,122 I don't think it's cowardly.
- 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:19,457 Lapithos: Of course it's cowardly.
- 00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:21,562 What's more cowardly than not fighting
- 00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:22,932 your worst enemy?
- 00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:24,067 I don't understand.
- 00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:25,770 Tyrannis: Think of it like a truce.
- 00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:26,940 Lapithos: Stupendous, you're the most
- 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,376 aggressive warrior in the world.
- 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:31,015 Would you ever agree to a "non-aggression pact"
- 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,985 with the understanding that saying you would is
- 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,287 saying you're a coward?
- 00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,058 -It doesn't mean that. -Yes, it does.
- 00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:37,728 [Softly] I don't just have to pee.
- 00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:42,170 Stupendous: Yes, I would agree to a non-aggression pact.
- 00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:44,341 Lapithos: Well, if Stupendous would be willing
- 00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:46,278 to humiliate herself like this...
- 00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:49,317 We apologize and get over it.
- 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:51,455 Tyrannis: Gotcha! Stupendous: Huh?
- 00:16:51,556 --> 00:16:53,927 Tyrannis: I said, I gotcha! Stupendous: What?!
- 00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:55,831 You're supposed to be glued to the throne!
- 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,702 Tyrannis: You can't glue someone to a throne.
- 00:16:57,802 --> 00:16:59,605 That was honey!
- 00:16:59,738 --> 00:17:01,141 I can't believe this!
- 00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:03,445 I threw a knife really close to your head, you know.
- 00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,149 Tyrannis: I know! That was insane!
- 00:17:05,282 --> 00:17:08,055 I was frozen with terror, but it worked out perfect!
- 00:17:08,155 --> 00:17:10,059 Scott: It was my job to make sure
- 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,030 you used the bait glue!
- 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,299 [Laughter]
- 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,069 Stupendous: And you were in on it, too?
- 00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:16,138 Pandosia: No!
- 00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:19,477 Scott: Ha ha ha! What?
- 00:17:19,578 --> 00:17:22,083 This is it. We can't outrun him anymore.
- 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,555 Shlub: Perhaps I shouldn't have had so much wine
- 00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:25,757 back at the maze.
- 00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:27,026 [Minotaur roars]
- 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,495 Hippocampus: Aah!
- 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,301 Enough running. I wanna see bloodshed!
- 00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:33,139 It's the only thing that keeps me from being alone
- 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,576 with my divorced thoughts!
- 00:17:34,676 --> 00:17:37,280 Honestly, what are you good for if you can't catch
- 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,217 a little merman and his old dad?
- 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:41,590 You might as well not even be here!
- 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:42,992 Minotaurrrrr!
- 00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:44,829 Minos: Don't you speak to me in that tone.
- 00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:46,031 Mino-taur!
- 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,333 Minos: Yes, I know you miss your mom.
- 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,104 May I remind you, she left me!
- 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,841 Hippocampus, whispering: Oh, my god. I have an idea, Dad.
- 00:17:50,941 --> 00:17:52,043 Look at them. Shlub: I know.
- 00:17:52,177 --> 00:17:53,813 They're both sensationally hot,
- 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,416 but zero chemistry, I'm afraid.
- 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,253 Hippocampus: No. I mean, look at them fighting.
- 00:17:57,386 --> 00:18:00,561 They're just a father and son with father-son problems!
- 00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:02,364 Hey, Minotaur! -Rawwr!
- 00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:04,067 Hippocampus: I wanna say something
- 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,938 misunderstood son to misunderstood son.
- 00:18:06,038 --> 00:18:08,242 What are you doing? Eat them!
- 00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,246 Shlub: Hippo, I'm no expert, but isn't running
- 00:18:10,346 --> 00:18:12,316 in fear usually a bit more active?
- 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:13,953 More fearful screaming?
- 00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:15,624 Hippocampus: Listen, I know a thing or two about having
- 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:18,062 a father who doesn't think about consequences.
- 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,299 Hell, that's why you and me even exist,
- 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,203 but we're never gonna change them.
- 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,907 They love us but sometimes can't see
- 00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:25,310 how their actions affect us.
- 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,214 Minotaur: Minotaur. Minos: Don't listen to him.
- 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,850 This is great for both of us!
- 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,220 You love eating virgins.
- 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,056 Minotaur: Minotaur, Minotaur.
- 00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:33,726 Minos: You haven't liked eating virgins
- 00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,163 since you were 3?
- 00:18:35,263 --> 00:18:36,632 Minotaurrrrr!
- 00:18:36,732 --> 00:18:39,605 Minos: What? I know plenty of your friends.
- 00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:40,907 Minotaur: Minotaur.
- 00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:42,143 Minos: Of course I can name one.
- 00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:44,648 Like. I wanna say...Delby?
- 00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:46,285 Stupendous: I can't believe you played
- 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,424 so fast and loose with an actual peace treaty.
- 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:51,361 I thought you were so into peace!
- 00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,466 Tyrannis: I'm into peace. I'm not that into peace.
- 00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:55,269 Scott: Are you worried that two kings
- 00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,039 with an endless appetite for bloodshed
- 00:18:57,139 --> 00:18:58,376 are allies against you now?
- 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,079 Stupendous: What are you still doing here?
- 00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:01,549 Scott: I'm just trying to be part of the gang!
- 00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:03,285 Tyrannis: Go clean the honey off of my throne!
- 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,955 Stupendous: Don't worry, bro.
- 00:19:05,055 --> 00:19:06,291 If they attack us, I'll take care of them.
- 00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:07,528 Tyrannis: I know you will.
- 00:19:07,695 --> 00:19:09,164 It's nice to just have fun sometimes.
- 00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:10,901 Beekeeper: Who stole all my honey?
- 00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:13,272 Stupendous: Uh, the guy next to the honey bucket
- 00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,409 cleaning all the honey off that big chair!
- 00:19:15,577 --> 00:19:18,349 Beekeeper: Honey thief! We have come for revenge!
- 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,788 I'm releasing my sweet bees!
- 00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:23,993 [Buzzing] Scott: Aah!
- 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:26,198 [Stupendous and Tyrannis laughing]
- 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,634 Tyrannis: Classic Beekeeper!
- 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,437 Stupendous: This probably goes down in, like,
- 00:19:29,538 --> 00:19:32,511 top 5 best Beekeeper moments ever.
- 00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:34,014 Scott: Aah!
- 00:19:34,181 --> 00:19:35,751 Tyrannis: This prank just keeps on giving.
- 00:19:35,851 --> 00:19:37,788 He's--he's getting stung.
- 00:19:37,888 --> 00:19:39,091 Scott: Aah!
- 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:40,593 Tyrannis: He's really suffering.
- 00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:41,562 Scott: Aah!
- 00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:44,234 -Minotaur! -OK. I see your point.
- 00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:47,039 Sometimes I don't think about what you want.
- 00:19:47,139 --> 00:19:49,912 Your mom used to say the same thing.
- 00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:51,048 Minotaur.
- 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,250 Shlub: Wow, son.
- 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,887 You really brought them back together.
- 00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,456 Hippocampus: You horse-kick that cow man freak
- 00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:56,926 as hard as you can. Shlub: But--
- 00:19:57,026 --> 00:19:58,329 Hippocampus: Just do it!
- 00:19:58,496 --> 00:19:59,965 Minotaur: Ugh! Minos: Unh!
- 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,368 Minotaur: Agh!
- 00:20:01,503 --> 00:20:03,272 Minos: That tender father-son stuff was working!
- 00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:06,780 Why would you kick both of us in the crotch?
- 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,115 Hippocampus: So you'd chase us!
- 00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:11,355 Shlub: Ha ha ha! Yes! That's the spirit!
- 00:20:11,488 --> 00:20:14,695 Rawwrr!
- 00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:16,699 Rawwrrrrr!
- 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,675 [Minotaur growling]
- 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:25,249 Minotaur...
- 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,952 Hippocampus: That was exhilarating!
- 00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:28,790 You know what? I see the appeal.
- 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,126 Shlub: Well, spectacular
- 00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:32,363 because there's a toothless ex-virgin waiting
- 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,668 for us in the piranha jacuzzi!
- 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,672 Hippocampus: I mean this in all sincerity.
- 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:38,475 You go have fun.
- 00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:50,667 Waitress: Enjoy, sweetie.
- 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,476 Chronos: All-powerful god of time,
- 00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:58,349 but it still takes an hour and a half to get a table.
- 00:20:58,449 --> 00:21:00,185 Deliria: Chronos, you were absolutely right.
- 00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:01,522 This is delicious.
- 00:21:01,622 --> 00:21:03,727 Way better than that-- what did you call it?
- 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,330 Hot dog? -Told you.
- 00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:07,033 Deliria: So where are we having dessert?
- 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,770 [Snap]
- 00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:10,239 Oh, it looks delicious.
- 00:21:10,306 --> 00:21:12,343 What is this called? Chronos: Baked Alaska.
- 00:21:12,443 --> 00:21:14,515 Deliria: I don't understand either of those words.
- 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,184 Lookout: Iceberg right ahead!
- 00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:19,357 Chronos: Ooh! Ha ha! It's about to start.
- 00:21:19,457 --> 00:21:21,328 Deliria: Oh, dinner and a show!
- 00:21:21,428 --> 00:21:24,034 You spoil me.
- 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,436 [Crash]
- 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:28,375 [Passengers screaming]
- 00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:32,517 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,688 --> 00:21:36,692 Voice: Bento! [Cheering]
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