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Ловушка любви, детка!
Love Trap, Baby!
Сезон: 02Серия: 14
Описание
Колакс представляет посланника из Мессинии, который сообщает Тираннису о кальмаре и получает отказ от Ступендуса. Следующий посланник — Ангелиофорос, который приглашает Тиранниса и других холостяков на встречу с принцессой Ликосой на Райском полуострове. Тираннис соглашается, к большому разочарованию Ступендуса и Гиппокампа, которые считают это ловушкой. Они встречают слуг принцессы Ликосы, Дона, который улыбается, и Тию, которая тоже улыбается, а Тираннис знакомится с женихами: Мускулом, Корком, колесником, и Тодом. Когда женихи встречаются с принцессой Ликосой, Гиппокамп обнаруживает, что цветы заколдованы, так как Ступендус тоже находится под их воздействием после того, как съел их ранее. Тем временем Делирия и Шлуб остаются присматривать за Крапополисом, пока их дети в отъезде, и им велено ничего не ломать. Чтобы пригласить соседние города на свою тайную оргию, на которой присутствуют только человек-муха и ведьма, Делирия в итоге улучшает Крапополис, чтобы привлечь на свою сторону соседние города, улучшая дороги, ведущие к другим улучшениям Крапополиса.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,972 --> 00:00:04,876 King Tyrannis. A messenger
- 00:00:04,976 --> 00:00:07,148 from the seaside city of Messenia.
- 00:00:07,281 --> 00:00:08,415 Well, it's about time.
- 00:00:08,416 --> 00:00:10,254 I demand to know what the Messenians
- 00:00:10,354 --> 00:00:11,857 are planning to do about the smell.
- 00:00:12,024 --> 00:00:13,728 Uh, smell? We in Messenia
- 00:00:13,861 --> 00:00:15,163 just wanted to know if Krapopolis
- 00:00:15,264 --> 00:00:16,600 would like to barter for some of our
- 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,136 fresh, nutritious squid.
- 00:00:18,236 --> 00:00:19,238 Everybody knows you guys
- 00:00:19,338 --> 00:00:20,575 forgot Poseidon's birthday
- 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:23,146 and he punished you by making it rain squid.
- 00:00:23,279 --> 00:00:24,683 We're downwind of you!
- 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:27,086 Hey, who cares why we have so much squid?
- 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:30,728 All you need to know is the first 30,000 are free.
- 00:00:30,828 --> 00:00:32,164 What can I put you down for?
- 00:00:32,264 --> 00:00:33,668 Stupendous, would you please
- 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:36,272 bodily drag this man out in a dramatic fashion? Next!
- 00:00:36,439 --> 00:00:39,580 Please! They force us to eat what we don't sell!
- 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,217 King Tyrannis. My name is Angelioforos.
- 00:00:42,317 --> 00:00:43,286 An-Angeli--?
- 00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:44,555 Angelioforos.
- 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:46,192 What a beautiful name.
- 00:00:46,326 --> 00:00:48,463 Thank you! It means "message-bearer."
- 00:00:48,564 --> 00:00:50,100 Eh, a little less beautiful, knowing that.
- 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,403 Well, that's OK!
- 00:00:51,504 --> 00:00:53,207 Not really here to talk about the name.
- 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,110 Led with it. I come from afar,
- 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:56,647 bearing not just a message,
- 00:00:56,747 --> 00:00:59,484 but an invitation--and a gift!
- 00:01:00,722 --> 00:01:02,458 Ooh. Is the basket edible?
- 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:04,262 Has that ever stopped you before?
- 00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:05,832 It's made of fig brittle
- 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,067 because it's as sweet
- 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,905 as our princess, Lycosa,
- 00:01:09,005 --> 00:01:10,808 who seeks true love.
- 00:01:10,908 --> 00:01:12,044 So, edible.
- 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:13,480 Yeah, sure, you could eat it.
- 00:01:13,581 --> 00:01:16,052 Anyway, Princess Lycosa, who I just mentioned,
- 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:18,156 is sending messengers such as myself
- 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:21,062 to the most eligible bachelors in all the land.
- 00:01:21,162 --> 00:01:22,331 And I'm one of them.
- 00:01:22,431 --> 00:01:23,634 This sounds like a scam.
- 00:01:23,734 --> 00:01:25,103 All of the land?
- 00:01:25,237 --> 00:01:26,540 And you sound jealous that a beautiful woman
- 00:01:26,641 --> 00:01:28,310 isn't asking you to compete for her love.
- 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:29,713 Where did you get "beautiful"?
- 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:30,948 He just said "sweet."
- 00:01:31,048 --> 00:01:32,519 You have no idea what she looks like.
- 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:34,322 Do you have a picture of this princess?
- 00:01:34,422 --> 00:01:35,625 There is no artist
- 00:01:35,725 --> 00:01:37,261 who could adequately capture her beauty.
- 00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:38,631 Wow, that sounds very beautiful.
- 00:01:38,764 --> 00:01:40,635 She invites you to her palace
- 00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:42,237 on the Paradise Peninsula.
- 00:01:42,238 --> 00:01:43,473 Paradise Peninsula!
- 00:01:43,641 --> 00:01:44,777 You heard of this place?
- 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:45,912 Yes! Just now.
- 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:47,849 It's a peninsula and a paradise
- 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:49,352 and you can find true love there.
- 00:01:49,452 --> 00:01:51,489 To coin a phrase: "Thanks but no thanks."
- 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,628 Whoa, that's good. Can I use it?
- 00:01:53,728 --> 00:01:55,464 Go nuts. Thanks!
- 00:01:55,565 --> 00:01:56,534 But no, thanks.
- 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,003 Tell the princess I said
- 00:01:58,103 --> 00:01:59,740 "Thanks and, yes, thanks."
- 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,577 Nah, that didn't work. Just tell her I'm in.
- 00:02:01,677 --> 00:02:03,648 Ty, even if "love" were a real thing
- 00:02:03,781 --> 00:02:06,453 and not a series of chemical brain-crotch reactions,
- 00:02:06,554 --> 00:02:08,625 which it is, what are the odds you could possibly
- 00:02:08,725 --> 00:02:11,195 love some stranger? So cynical.
- 00:02:11,295 --> 00:02:12,430 Smart people often are.
- 00:02:12,431 --> 00:02:13,801 I think you can be smart
- 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:14,803 and believe in love.
- 00:02:14,903 --> 00:02:16,473 And fate. And fairy tales--
- 00:02:16,574 --> 00:02:18,143 Fairies are real and I have the
- 00:02:18,243 --> 00:02:20,080 fairy squishing stains to prove it.
- 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:21,850 You got any more gift baskets?
- 00:02:21,984 --> 00:02:23,218 You ate the whole thing?
- 00:02:23,219 --> 00:02:25,156 There was a mug and some souvenir
- 00:02:25,157 --> 00:02:26,527 Lycosa magnets in there.
- 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,065 You're welcome! But thank you.
- 00:02:29,165 --> 00:02:30,634 No thank you!
- 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,820 Whoo!
- 00:02:58,624 --> 00:03:00,260 Which toga makes me look sexier:
- 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,863 the one with the slit all the way up my thigh
- 00:03:01,963 --> 00:03:03,868 or the one with the slit all the way up my butt?
- 00:03:03,968 --> 00:03:06,641 I don't get fashion, but I do get convenience.
- 00:03:06,774 --> 00:03:07,441 Butt slip.
- 00:03:07,575 --> 00:03:08,978 I think so, too.
- 00:03:09,078 --> 00:03:10,280 Why leave something to the imagination
- 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,916 when you've got an absolute shelf?
- 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,621 You guys seriously don't think this is weird?
- 00:03:13,754 --> 00:03:15,958 What's the big deal? We all got butts.
- 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,194 Not the butt talk!
- 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:18,530 A creepy man from a distant land
- 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:19,998 arrived with a gift basket,
- 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,204 and now our brother is inexplicably
- 00:03:22,304 --> 00:03:24,543 racing to compete for a stranger's love.
- 00:03:24,643 --> 00:03:26,178 Welcome to the modern era, Hippo,
- 00:03:26,312 --> 00:03:28,149 where a man can compete for a woman's love,
- 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:30,220 even if it makes you uncomfortable.
- 00:03:30,354 --> 00:03:32,057 It doesn't make me uncomfortable.
- 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:33,561 It feels like a trap.
- 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:35,932 Why would the love of my life want to trap me?
- 00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:37,301 The love of your life?!
- 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:38,805 You don't even know what she looks like!
- 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:41,242 It's not just about looks, Hippo! Shame.
- 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:42,445 He's being weird, right?
- 00:03:42,546 --> 00:03:43,781 ...Der than usual?
- 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:45,483 I don't know. He's a pretty stupid man.
- 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:46,987 But I mean... it's a trap.
- 00:03:47,121 --> 00:03:48,189 I like traps. You get to
- 00:03:48,289 --> 00:03:49,325 fight your way out of 'em.
- 00:03:49,425 --> 00:03:51,195 It's a change of pace.
- 00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:53,232 See this palace? I'd like to keep it.
- 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,769 As in, I'd like to come back from
- 00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:55,738 my journey, and not find
- 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:56,873 the whole thing in ashes.
- 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:58,778 I wouldn't waste the strength it took
- 00:03:58,878 --> 00:04:01,282 to conjure the very weak fireball that would require.
- 00:04:01,382 --> 00:04:02,785 We won't be away long.
- 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:05,525 Just try not to make any of your classic messes.
- 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:06,760 Well, I can't promise that.
- 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:07,995 I eat a lot of fruit.
- 00:04:08,096 --> 00:04:09,365 Just don't touch anything,
- 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:10,835 don't break anything, and at least
- 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:12,605 don't fundamentally alter the character of Krapopolis.
- 00:04:12,606 --> 00:04:14,041 You've made your point.
- 00:04:14,141 --> 00:04:15,578 Go, will you? I can see
- 00:04:15,678 --> 00:04:17,514 your whole bottom in that outfit.
- 00:04:17,515 --> 00:04:19,786 Oh, that reminds me. No naked stuff in here!
- 00:04:19,953 --> 00:04:21,524 Does he honestly think we can't handle
- 00:04:21,657 --> 00:04:24,763 a few hours alone with his stupid little city?
- 00:04:24,863 --> 00:04:26,232 This is more like it.
- 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,036 Oh, good God, I thought he'd never leave.
- 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:29,371 I still haven't!
- 00:04:29,471 --> 00:04:30,809 Can you just try to explain to me
- 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:32,579 one last time why you're in love with this person?
- 00:04:32,712 --> 00:04:34,381 There're no explanations for love, Hippo.
- 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:35,851 Yeah, there are. Like, "I like the way
- 00:04:35,951 --> 00:04:37,922 she acts," "I like the things she says,"
- 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:39,424 "I literally have met her
- 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:40,929 or at least know what she looks like."
- 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:43,199 So superficial! Come on. Help me out here.
- 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:44,801 I'm gonna need a good hook for Lycosa.
- 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:46,206 A net would be easier.
- 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:47,508 A metaphorical hook.
- 00:04:47,609 --> 00:04:49,011 To set me apart from other suitors.
- 00:04:49,144 --> 00:04:50,548 Now, do I lead with the fact that I'm
- 00:04:50,648 --> 00:04:51,783 king of a city that will change
- 00:04:51,883 --> 00:04:53,286 the course of human civilization?
- 00:04:53,386 --> 00:04:54,822 Or, do I assume that's implied,
- 00:04:54,823 --> 00:04:56,125 and lead with a joke?
- 00:04:56,258 --> 00:04:57,493 I have a hard time believing
- 00:04:57,494 --> 00:04:58,965 you're gonna have a lot of competition, Ty.
- 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,402 Unless it is some kind of spell... in which case
- 00:05:01,503 --> 00:05:03,574 jokes are the last thing you're gonna have to worry about.
- 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:06,345 All right. Maybe a magic trick, then?
- 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:09,318 What the hell?!
- 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:11,456 The audacity of that son of ours,
- 00:05:11,557 --> 00:05:13,225 thinking we'd ruin his little city!
- 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:14,897 What is there even to ruin?
- 00:05:14,997 --> 00:05:16,733 What did he think we were going to do?
- 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,573 Invite all neighboring cities to a no-holds-barred,
- 00:05:19,673 --> 00:05:22,612 no-loads-refused orgy the second he left?
- 00:05:22,712 --> 00:05:24,248 We waited at least 5 minutes.
- 00:05:24,348 --> 00:05:27,954 Let the depravity commence!
- 00:05:27,955 --> 00:05:29,291 Where is everybody?
- 00:05:29,425 --> 00:05:30,828 You know I'm not picky, but usually,
- 00:05:30,928 --> 00:05:31,964 we attract a lot more
- 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:34,001 and better-looking playthings than these.
- 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,172 Housefly person: Don't worry. I just like to watch.
- 00:05:36,306 --> 00:05:39,211 I only got here so fast because I flew.
- 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:40,782 The roads leading to Krapopolis
- 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,785 from most major cities are pretty rough.
- 00:05:42,919 --> 00:05:44,288 Well, who knows how long we have
- 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:45,791 before who's-their-faces get back?
- 00:05:45,925 --> 00:05:50,033 Looks like it's Deliria to the rescue once again.
- 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:59,117 What was that? Oh, I just enchanted some carts.
- 00:05:59,218 --> 00:06:01,055 They'll stop at all the nearby cities
- 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:02,457 and ferry more sex freaks here
- 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,328 at regular, speedy intervals.
- 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,533 What are we supposed to do with these two? Talk?
- 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,504 Oh, I already made love to those
- 00:06:08,604 --> 00:06:09,773 while you were fixing the roads.
- 00:06:09,873 --> 00:06:11,943 Housefly person: Watching is for the birds.
- 00:06:12,077 --> 00:06:14,181 Ha ha ha. Flip-flap!
- 00:06:14,315 --> 00:06:15,652 Don Who Smiles: Welcome to Lycosa's Palace,
- 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:18,456 where you'll be competing for a chance at love.
- 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:19,726 I'm Don Who Smiles.
- 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:21,395 Tia Who Smiles: And I'm Tia Who Smiles.
- 00:06:21,495 --> 00:06:22,699 Don Who Smiles: And we're a married couple.
- 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,402 OK. Is that important?
- 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:25,971 Tia Who Smiles: We're here to find out which of you
- 00:06:26,138 --> 00:06:27,406 lucky suitors will get
- 00:06:27,407 --> 00:06:29,245 all of your physical and emotional needs met by
- 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:30,547 meeting, falling in love with,
- 00:06:30,648 --> 00:06:32,852 and marrying beautiful Princess Lycosa.
- 00:06:34,288 --> 00:06:35,724 Are you rich or something?
- 00:06:35,824 --> 00:06:37,160 Well, I'm a king.
- 00:06:37,261 --> 00:06:38,698 OK, yeah. That explains it.
- 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,400 'Cause at first, I was like, "What?"
- 00:06:40,535 --> 00:06:42,070 Because... you know. Yes, no, I get it.
- 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:44,008 Because look at you. And look at me.
- 00:06:44,108 --> 00:06:45,578 Yeah, yeah. Right. I mean, when you
- 00:06:45,678 --> 00:06:47,114 put us next to each other like this--
- 00:06:47,214 --> 00:06:48,551 OK. Are you also a king?
- 00:06:48,651 --> 00:06:49,953 Oh, uh, I'm more of a handsome guy
- 00:06:50,053 --> 00:06:52,257 who just "hangs out." In fact, it's unclear
- 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:53,760 how I pay for goods and services.
- 00:06:53,861 --> 00:06:56,165 I'm Cork, and my deal is a wheel.
- 00:06:56,265 --> 00:06:57,902 In that I'm a wheel-maker.
- 00:06:58,003 --> 00:06:59,304 Axle me anything!
- 00:06:59,438 --> 00:07:00,574 Well, not anything.
- 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:02,310 Only about wheels, technically.
- 00:07:02,444 --> 00:07:05,349 I guess I...spoke too soon! Ha ha!
- 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:06,519 Boo! Terrible!
- 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,555 And what about you?
- 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:08,489 Me? I'm Tod.
- 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:09,559 I'm a suitor you'll see
- 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:10,795 right now for a few seconds
- 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:13,365 and then never again for some reason.
- 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,738 There she is!
- 00:07:30,968 --> 00:07:32,605 All right. I got it! I figured it out.
- 00:07:32,738 --> 00:07:33,975 Oh, yay, good for you.
- 00:07:34,075 --> 00:07:36,446 The flowers in the gift basket!
- 00:07:36,547 --> 00:07:38,049 Oh, you want to tell me about it?
- 00:07:38,182 --> 00:07:40,788 Some kind of pollen or poison or pheromones.
- 00:07:40,888 --> 00:07:43,727 When he sniffed the flowers, they made him fall in love!
- 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:46,231 Yeah, but I ate all those flowers
- 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:47,535 and I'm not in love.
- 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:48,804 Ohh. Yeah.
- 00:07:48,937 --> 00:07:50,641 Unless the effects kick in slower when it's
- 00:07:50,741 --> 00:07:52,511 ingested instead of inhaled.
- 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:55,885 All right, now, don't be alarmed.
- 00:07:55,985 --> 00:07:57,321 This is a pretty incredible illusion,
- 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:59,024 so, no hitting if you can help it.
- 00:07:59,124 --> 00:08:01,095 I'm Stupendous. Rhymes with tremendous.
- 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:04,770 Warrior, demigod, sex volcano, bed destroyer.
- 00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:06,506 Stupe, what are you doing?!
- 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,711 Winning the hand of the most gorgeous woman
- 00:08:08,811 --> 00:08:11,149 I've ever seen in my entire life.
- 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:12,985 And you are...? Hippocampus,
- 00:08:13,085 --> 00:08:15,991 half-brother to not one but two idiots, apparently,
- 00:08:16,091 --> 00:08:18,731 and therefore also competing for your hand, I guess?
- 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,934 Gah, that's what I was gonna say!
- 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:24,875 No wonder the sky is grey.
- 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:27,615 The gods put all the color in your eyes.
- 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,585 Silly! The sky is blue today.
- 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,522 It's sometimes grey, and I'm talking
- 00:08:31,523 --> 00:08:32,390 about those times!
- 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,896 Excuse me. Mind if I steal her away?
- 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,767 Actually, I do. I was about to
- 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,506 regale the good lady with tales of--aah!
- 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,040 He had someplace to be.
- 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,277 What do you say we get out of here
- 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:43,480 and I overwhelm you
- 00:08:43,581 --> 00:08:44,850 with feminine power?
- 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,385 Lady Lycosa, King Tyrannis again.
- 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:47,923 I got your gift basket that you sent
- 00:08:48,023 --> 00:08:50,460 to me specifically, and not to my siblings.
- 00:08:50,595 --> 00:08:52,698 I'm a king. It's why I said "King Tyrannis."
- 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:54,401 You two are siblings. Half, yes.
- 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,338 But again, I'm the one who was invited
- 00:08:56,506 --> 00:08:58,142 and I'm the one you're going to marry.
- 00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,179 You can marry her after she and I
- 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:01,617 have a lifetime of happiness
- 00:09:01,717 --> 00:09:03,554 and die in each other's arms.
- 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:05,724 Let me guess: you're here to steal her away.
- 00:09:05,824 --> 00:09:08,163 I'm here to steal you away.
- 00:09:08,296 --> 00:09:09,899 You two need to snap out of it!
- 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:11,603 Snap out of what, falling in love?
- 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:12,972 Neither of you can be in love with Lycosa.
- 00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:14,709 You didn't even want to come here!
- 00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:16,546 Yeah, you got a head start, you're welcome.
- 00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:18,249 But do you seriously think she'd pick you
- 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,623 when she could have all of this... and this...
- 00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:25,095 and this... and this... and this... and--
- 00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:28,002 I'm not competing with either of you!
- 00:09:28,102 --> 00:09:29,204 Yeah, OK.
- 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:30,974 We're on to your strategy, Hippocampus.
- 00:09:31,075 --> 00:09:32,679 Strategy? What strategy?
- 00:09:32,812 --> 00:09:34,916 You're both being mind controlled!
- 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:36,419 There it is. Yep.
- 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:38,557 No, you actually are!
- 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:40,460 Something in the gift basket. Remember?
- 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:41,997 Oh, wow, cool. Well, you know what?
- 00:09:42,097 --> 00:09:44,268 I'm in love with her. She makes me want to be
- 00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:45,738 a better person--a better king.
- 00:09:45,838 --> 00:09:47,842 She makes me want to kill more enemies
- 00:09:47,942 --> 00:09:49,513 but, you know, with honor.
- 00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:50,581 She makes me want to design
- 00:09:50,681 --> 00:09:52,184 a wheel that spins forever.
- 00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:53,887 Sorry. I'm Cork, from earlier. The wheel-maker.
- 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,524 Family discussion, Cork!
- 00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:56,993 This isn't a group conversation!
- 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,697 Get the hell out of here, Cork!
- 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,132 Not sure if it's weirder to do it
- 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,636 with a human that was formerly a goat
- 00:10:01,737 --> 00:10:03,439 or the other way around. Better try both.
- 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,275 Darling,
- 00:10:05,276 --> 00:10:06,913 another smashing success.
- 00:10:07,013 --> 00:10:08,750 Ty should let us run the city more often.
- 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:12,057 Look how happy everyone is. Smiles all around.
- 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:15,063 These events usually have at least one crying couple
- 00:10:15,163 --> 00:10:16,432 discussing non-monogamy.
- 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,735 And the citizens are loving
- 00:10:17,835 --> 00:10:19,706 that connected cart system you made
- 00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:21,175 to get to and from the orgy.
- 00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:23,445 It's transit for the public but it's sexual.
- 00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:24,850 There must be a joke there somewhere,
- 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,989 perhaps some sort of word play... public...
- 00:10:28,123 --> 00:10:30,093 I need a congratulatory drink!
- 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:31,796 What is that? Housefly person: A smoothie.
- 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,466 A who-thie? Housefly person: Buncha fruit
- 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,136 and milks and stuff all mixed up.
- 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:36,673 Cost me my firstborn, but I'm going to have
- 00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:38,409 one of these every day now.
- 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:41,415 Next-born's first if the first one's gone. Am I right?
- 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,085 I can really poop 'em out.
- 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,153 Sounds delicious.
- 00:10:44,154 --> 00:10:45,858 Housefly person: Offspring or smoothies?
- 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,829 Well, why not start with the smoothies.
- 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:49,532 Housefly person: Ah, yeah, the fellas from Myra brought 'em.
- 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,603 Myra, the city full of legal scholars?
- 00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:53,339 I didn't know they made the journey.
- 00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:55,578 How wonderful! Did they use--
- 00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:57,213 public sex transit?
- 00:10:57,347 --> 00:10:58,482 No, that's no good.
- 00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,586 Housefly person: Hrrrk! Hcccck!
- 00:10:59,686 --> 00:11:01,789 Mm, Hcccck transit?
- 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,627 I like the thought behind it, but I'm not
- 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:07,467 too convinced it'll catch on. I beg your pardon?
- 00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,371 Is he speaking fly?
- 00:11:09,471 --> 00:11:10,875 I believe he's thinking--
- 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:13,379 about what he's going to say next.
- 00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:17,053 Oh, I see. He's choking. Ah.
- 00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:20,528 He's ugly but not let-him-die ugly, correct?
- 00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:23,934 Mm...
- 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,003 right.
- 00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:26,606 I say, is anyone here a doctor?
- 00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:28,308 Oh, I'm a doctor! Doctor over here!
- 00:11:31,616 --> 00:11:32,819 Housefly person: Uhh!
- 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:36,192 Huh? Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
- 00:11:36,325 --> 00:11:37,961 Housefly person: Thanks! Yeah, still working out
- 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:39,264 the whole "smooth" part, I guess.
- 00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:41,135 When did we get so many doctors?
- 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:43,172 I suppose putting out an open call
- 00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:46,679 to horned-up perverts leads to droves of doctors
- 00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:49,484 and other abnormally skilled or talented folks.
- 00:11:49,485 --> 00:11:53,193 This orgy may be the best thing to ever happen to this city.
- 00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:56,031 Then let's keep this party going!
- 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,935 Tia Who Smiles: Suitors! We're ready
- 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,572 for our next wreath ceremony.
- 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:00,975 Lycosa, when you're ready.
- 00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:02,845 OK, first. Musculus,
- 00:12:02,978 --> 00:12:04,549 I felt a real connection with you.
- 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,418 I think I can be myself around you.
- 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:07,655 Will you accept this wreath?
- 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,525 Thank you, Lycosa.
- 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,861 I'm the hottest here!
- 00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:12,998 Cork the wheel-maker, I also felt
- 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,301 a real connection with you.
- 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,904 I like how you can be yourself around me.
- 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:17,473 You "spoke" right to my heart.
- 00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:18,876 You already used that one!
- 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:20,246 He already used that one!
- 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,850 Tia Who Smiles: Gentlemen, these will be
- 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,087 the last two wreaths of the night.
- 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,593 When you're ready. Tyrannis and Stupendous,
- 00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,096 will you both accept my wreath?
- 00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:29,732 That's it. I'm pulling you out of this
- 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,035 before you both get hurt. Hurt?
- 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,436 Did you hear her? We're in!
- 00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:34,174 Yeah, bro, don't be a sore loser.
- 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:35,711 Tia Who Smiles: The princess will now decide
- 00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:37,247 who'll move on to the best part--
- 00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:39,753 one-on-one alone time with the princess.
- 00:12:39,853 --> 00:12:42,224 Alone time? OK, that's gotta be
- 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:44,863 when two thugs senselessly beat and rob you.
- 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,900 Shh! Beautiful ceremony happening!
- 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,269 Hippo, you've been looking around all day
- 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:49,872 for proof that something is wrong,
- 00:12:49,972 --> 00:12:51,776 and you haven't found it. What does that tell you?
- 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,245 That I need to keep looking.
- 00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,015 If I do find proof, will you two leave with me?
- 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:57,454 If we say yes, will you go away?
- 00:12:57,555 --> 00:12:58,891 I'll take that deal!
- 00:12:58,991 --> 00:13:00,460 Cork... thank you for sharing your story
- 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,965 about becoming a wheel-maker because your entire family
- 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:04,703 was crushed by a wagon you were driving
- 00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:06,138 and you didn't want to let that define you.
- 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,775 Unfortunately, our time together
- 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,344 has rolled to a stop.
- 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:10,780 I still love Lycosa.
- 00:13:10,781 --> 00:13:11,883 But don't worry, world.
- 00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,452 You haven't seen the last of me.
- 00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:15,023 Don Who Smiles: Cork, the exit is this way.
- 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,860 But this is the way we came in.
- 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,462 Don Who Smiles: Yeah, well, there's an exit interview.
- 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:21,335 We're hoping you have a few more tears left in those ducts.
- 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:23,372 Uh... I could probably squeeze out a few.
- 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:24,509 Aah!
- 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:27,782 They're killing the contestants.
- 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:32,156 They're killing the contestants! Aah!
- 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:35,129 I can't just leave this here.
- 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,301 When do you ever find free bones?
- 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,939 Tell me, does the city seem different to you?
- 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,576 How do you mean? I mean, when did we get
- 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,079 a store that only sells
- 00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,948 old things people no longer want?
- 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,819 Those old things are new things
- 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,224 called antiques and vintage clothing.
- 00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:51,328 All the latest residents go crazy for them.
- 00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:52,999 That woman. What is she running from?
- 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,501 Oh, no, she's a jogger.
- 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,907 Running is no longer a form of self-preservation
- 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:58,944 but rather a way to stay in shape between orgies.
- 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,449 That's what orgies used to be for.
- 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,318 Shlub, darling, what's bothering you?
- 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:05,957 Remember when Ty told us not to touch anything,
- 00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:09,397 not to fundamentally alter the character of the city?
- 00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:10,601 Vaguely. Why?
- 00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:12,202 Is there a way that somehow matters?
- 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:14,040 It's not like it could hurt him in any way.
- 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,409 Man, things are so much better
- 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,079 than when Tyrannis was king.
- 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,050 I literally cannot stop eating these artisanal grapes.
- 00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:20,788 What makes them artisanal again?
- 00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:21,923 No idea, but I'm sure as heck
- 00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,325 never going back to eating
- 00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:26,231 those gross, normal grapes we had under King Ty.
- 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,935 What? Did they say something relevant?
- 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,706 I don't listen to peasants.
- 00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,576 Stupe, when I'm marrying somebody,
- 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:32,811 I'm also marrying their family.
- 00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,347 Tell me a little bit about yours.
- 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:36,085 Well, my brother's a real piece of work.
- 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,955 Hey! What--?! Time to go!
- 00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:39,157 Hippo, we're not interested
- 00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,694 in your psychological games.
- 00:14:40,795 --> 00:14:42,430 Games? No games. Murder!
- 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,234 They're luring people with the promise of love
- 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,371 and then killing them. There's a kill room!
- 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,278 Don Who Smiles: Kill room? Do you mean the gifting suite?
- 00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:50,947 We're getting out of here
- 00:14:51,047 --> 00:14:53,921 right--after I marry Lycosa.
- 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:56,926 Oh, so, it's not a trap anymore?
- 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,131 It is a trap, it is mind control,
- 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,801 and they are killing everybody,
- 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,372 but none of that matters anymore.
- 00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:05,076 I am madly in love.
- 00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:06,311 There we go.
- 00:15:06,445 --> 00:15:09,050 Tia Who Smiles: There we go, indeed.
- 00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:16,164 Huh! The spider part I had not figured out.
- 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:19,805 It all makes sense!
- 00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:22,276 This entire place is the lair of that thing,
- 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,614 except instead of webs, it uses pheromones
- 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:25,851 to make us want to stay.
- 00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,521 I mean, in addition to webs.
- 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:30,059 And Lycosa is trying to keep it
- 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,262 from eating the people she loves!
- 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:34,401 Lycosa is clearly working for it.
- 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:37,809 How can you say that? And you claim to love her!
- 00:15:37,909 --> 00:15:39,178 Oh, so, you only love her if she
- 00:15:39,278 --> 00:15:40,814 isn't working for the spider?
- 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:42,518 If she's working for the spider,
- 00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:43,954 I'm sure she's got her reasons.
- 00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:45,524 I don't even care about her reasons.
- 00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,060 I love her either way.
- 00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:48,763 You only love her because of pheromones, you said.
- 00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:50,266 We all got the pheromones!
- 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,738 That doesn't change anything. Love is chemical anyway!
- 00:15:52,838 --> 00:15:54,107 It doesn't make a difference
- 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,878 'cause I'm the one who won her heart!
- 00:15:56,011 --> 00:15:58,382 No, you did not. When's that supposed to have happened?
- 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,520 "Won her heart"? In your dreams you won her heart.
- 00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:02,524 Princess Lycosa. ♪ I've been writing you... ♪
- 00:16:02,624 --> 00:16:04,394 Princess Lycosa... Tyrannis. Ha!
- 00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:06,398 ♪ ...Or has it been writing me-- ♪
- 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,835 Can we talk? I'm worried you're
- 00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:09,104 not here for the right reasons.
- 00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:10,139 What? No.
- 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:11,475 Hang on. Why are we sliding?
- 00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:14,279 Wait. Lycosa! Wait! I love you!
- 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,084 She's gonna bring him to the spider.
- 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,988 She's gonna feed him to the spider.
- 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:19,525 One down, one to go.
- 00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:21,328 Stupe, no. Look, we all love her,
- 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,199 but we also know she's gonna kill us.
- 00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:25,103 That's one of her little quirks.
- 00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:26,739 Think for a second. Our love is real.
- 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,242 We know that, and it doesn't matter
- 00:16:28,342 --> 00:16:30,112 that it's part of a feeding strategy
- 00:16:30,212 --> 00:16:31,482 for an enormous monster.
- 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,818 Right... She's not
- 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,622 the only thing I care about.
- 00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:36,091 I also care about Ty...
- 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,793 and you... and my life!
- 00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,698 Not in that order. OK...
- 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,869 So, here's the thing. Let's kill that spider.
- 00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,172 And then we can sort out which of us
- 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,709 gets to be with Lycosa.
- 00:16:44,843 --> 00:16:46,211 Me! No, me!
- 00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:48,015 All right, all right, first things first.
- 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,591 It's--Sorry.
- 00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:54,595 It's spider-squishing time.
- 00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:57,133 Even the orgy tent has changed.
- 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,304 Don't get me wrong. I love the exposed brick,
- 00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:01,709 but I'm beginning to worry we've changed too much.
- 00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,146 Mm, you might be right. If Ty gets back and sees
- 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:06,786 how great we made the city in the improbably short time
- 00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,288 he's been gone, he'll be crushed,
- 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,059 which will make him unbearable.
- 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,829 Excuse me. Since King Tyrannis is gone--
- 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:14,400 hopefully forever--I figured you're the one I should go to
- 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,007 about the new community theater I'm hoping to build.
- 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:18,475 "Community theater"?!
- 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:20,179 Yeah, but also a cultural center.
- 00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:23,018 You know, like a place to challenge audiences, but also
- 00:17:23,118 --> 00:17:25,255 provide new opportunities for meaningful expression.
- 00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:27,425 We could maybe have some classes that we could charge for...!
- 00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:30,868 This has crossed a line!
- 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,804 Housefly person: What an eyesore.
- 00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:38,617 You're doing great, darling.
- 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:40,220 Everyone is quite unhappy.
- 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,092 A store that only sells food for dogs?
- 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:44,428 I don't think so.
- 00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:46,832 Oh, just what we need-- more rubble.
- 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,770 But what are we going to do about all the perverts?
- 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:51,375 They're the source of all this frightful advancement.
- 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,747 I'm afraid the only way to get rid of them
- 00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:55,249 is to end the orgy.
- 00:17:55,349 --> 00:17:56,819 "End the orgy"?!
- 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,424 I know, but all good things must come to an end,
- 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:01,061 so we can have better things,
- 00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:02,596 like no responsibilities
- 00:18:02,597 --> 00:18:04,902 and a son who's not whining at us.
- 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,340 OK, everybody, orgy over!
- 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,412 Stop coupling in delightful and surprising iterations,
- 00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:11,716 and go home.
- 00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:14,386 You're ruining our city.
- 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,791 Yeah! Those doctor perverts
- 00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:16,959 were curing our ailments.
- 00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:18,362 All the perverts were great.
- 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,433 Joshua, please shut up.
- 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,505 All these advancements. You're gonna undo them?
- 00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:23,773 For what? Your son?
- 00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:25,476 No. I am a goddess.
- 00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:29,350 I do things because I feel like it.
- 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,293 My wife!
- 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,498 I'm sorry, Ty. Thank you for sharing your story
- 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,503 about how you could probably do a lot of push-ups
- 00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:40,173 but you can't because of an elbow injury,
- 00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:41,408 but I'm afraid our journey
- 00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:42,845 has been pushed as far as it can.
- 00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:44,515 OK, I'm beginning to think my brother
- 00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,117 may have been right that this situation
- 00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:47,955 is not what it seemed, but at the same time--
- 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,290 you're making a mistake.
- 00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:50,760 If you'll just give me a little more time.
- 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:51,996 We have a connection.
- 00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:53,767 You have to feel it, too. We're in love!
- 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,002 Aah! Oh!
- 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:56,238 Let him go. Really?
- 00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:57,575 It's over, you two. I won.
- 00:18:57,675 --> 00:18:59,377 You're clearly losing right now.
- 00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:01,247 It's an active conversation.
- 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,886 He's mine! That is so nice to hear.
- 00:19:03,986 --> 00:19:06,759 Oh, my God. Lycosa's a tongue!
- 00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:09,298 She's a tongue? She's a tongue!
- 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,770 Oh, my God. You're part of the spider?
- 00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:14,273 Uhh! Aah!
- 00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:16,044 But I don't hold it against you.
- 00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:18,917 I still believe we can make this work.
- 00:19:23,258 --> 00:19:24,762 Ty, it's not too late.
- 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,999 Yes, I ate the other suitors, but that was always the plan,
- 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,006 just like it was always the plan to find the love of my life.
- 00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:32,443 And it's you, Ty. It was always you.
- 00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:34,147 I think I was just scared, you know?
- 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:35,382 I'm scared, too.
- 00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,286 Ty, she's gonna eat you!
- 00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:40,627 I know that. But also... awww!
- 00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:03,906 Good. Now hand it over.
- 00:20:03,907 --> 00:20:05,578 Lycosa...
- 00:20:05,678 --> 00:20:08,683 I've decided this relationship is unhealthy.
- 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:09,952 Aah!
- 00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:24,113 Mom can never know about this.
- 00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:25,583 Yup. Agreed.
- 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,621 Wow. Look. The old palace is still standing.
- 00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:30,359 I guess Mom and Dad didn't burn it to the ground.
- 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,496 Very nicely done, darling.
- 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,234 Wait a minute. Where's the smell of
- 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,205 rotting food and feces?
- 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:37,841 Oops. Missed a spot.
- 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,377 Mother!
- 00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:43,987 Angelioforos, voice-over: And that was the end
- 00:20:44,187 --> 00:20:45,122 for the others.
- 00:20:45,422 --> 00:20:46,592 But the ending of one story
- 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,596 is always the beginning of another.
- 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,533 Maybe not always.
- 00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:52,671 Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna say always.
- 00:20:52,804 --> 00:20:55,677 The new story wasn't simple, like a story about a spider
- 00:20:55,777 --> 00:20:57,313 pretending its tongue is a woman to make
- 00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:58,783 a bunch of people fall in love with it
- 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,453 so it can eat them, with the help of a loyal servant.
- 00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:05,597 It was a story about struggle, survival,
- 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,801 the little cruelties that cut so deep,
- 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,707 but it was also a story about kindness and hope
- 00:21:10,841 --> 00:21:14,013 and the strength in all of us to change.
- 00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:15,082 Ultimately,
- 00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:16,952 it was the story of you--
- 00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:18,455 the most beautiful children,
- 00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:21,563 the most beautiful family in the world.
- 00:21:21,663 --> 00:21:23,867 I love you all so much.
- 00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:26,071 OK. Time for dinner!
- 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:27,239 It's OK, world.
- 00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:28,776 You haven't seen the last of--
- 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,449 Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,024 Bento.
- 00:00:02,972 --> 00:00:04,876 Kolax: King Tyrannis. A messenger
- 00:00:04,976 --> 00:00:07,148 from the seaside city of Messenia.
- 00:00:07,281 --> 00:00:08,415 Tyrannis: Well, it's about time.
- 00:00:08,416 --> 00:00:10,254 I demand to know what the Messenians
- 00:00:10,354 --> 00:00:11,857 are planning to do about the smell.
- 00:00:12,024 --> 00:00:13,728 Messenger: Uh, smell? We in Messenia
- 00:00:13,861 --> 00:00:15,163 just wanted to know if Krapopolis
- 00:00:15,264 --> 00:00:16,600 would like to barter for some of our
- 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,136 fresh, nutritious squid.
- 00:00:18,236 --> 00:00:19,238 Hippocampus: Everybody knows you guys
- 00:00:19,338 --> 00:00:20,575 forgot Poseidon's birthday
- 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:23,146 and he punished you by making it rain squid.
- 00:00:23,279 --> 00:00:24,683 We're downwind of you!
- 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:27,086 Messenger: Hey, who cares why we have so much squid?
- 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:30,728 All you need to know is the first 30,000 are free.
- 00:00:30,828 --> 00:00:32,164 What can I put you down for?
- 00:00:32,264 --> 00:00:33,668 Tyrannis: Stupendous, would you please
- 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:36,272 bodily drag this man out in a dramatic fashion? Next!
- 00:00:36,439 --> 00:00:39,580 Messenger: Please! They force us to eat what we don't sell!
- 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,217 Angelioforos: King Tyrannis. My name is Angelioforos.
- 00:00:42,317 --> 00:00:43,286 Tyrannis: An-Angeli--?
- 00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:44,555 Angelioforos: Angelioforos.
- 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:46,192 Stupendous: What a beautiful name.
- 00:00:46,326 --> 00:00:48,463 Angelioforos: Thank you! It means "message-bearer."
- 00:00:48,564 --> 00:00:50,100 Tyrannis: Eh, a little less beautiful, knowing that.
- 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,403 Angelioforos: Well, that's OK!
- 00:00:51,504 --> 00:00:53,207 Not really here to talk about the name.
- 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,110 Tyrannis: Led with it. Angelioforos: I come from afar,
- 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:56,647 bearing not just a message,
- 00:00:56,747 --> 00:00:59,484 but an invitation--and a gift!
- 00:00:59,485 --> 00:01:00,588 [Tyrannis sniffs]
- 00:01:00,722 --> 00:01:02,458 Stupendous: Ooh. Is the basket edible?
- 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:04,262 Hippocampus: Has that ever stopped you before?
- 00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:05,832 Angelioforos: It's made of fig brittle
- 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,067 because it's as sweet
- 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,905 as our princess, Lycosa,
- 00:01:09,005 --> 00:01:10,808 who seeks true love.
- 00:01:10,908 --> 00:01:12,044 Stupendous: So, edible.
- 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:13,480 Angelioforos: Yeah, sure, you could eat it.
- 00:01:13,581 --> 00:01:16,052 Anyway, Princess Lycosa, who I just mentioned,
- 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:18,156 is sending messengers such as myself
- 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:21,062 to the most eligible bachelors in all the land.
- 00:01:21,162 --> 00:01:22,331 Tyrannis: And I'm one of them.
- 00:01:22,431 --> 00:01:23,634 Hippocampus: This sounds like a scam.
- 00:01:23,734 --> 00:01:25,103 Stupendous: All of the land?
- 00:01:25,237 --> 00:01:26,540 Tyrannis: And you sound jealous that a beautiful woman
- 00:01:26,641 --> 00:01:28,310 isn't asking you to compete for her love.
- 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:29,713 Hippocampus: Where did you get "beautiful"?
- 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:30,948 He just said "sweet."
- 00:01:31,048 --> 00:01:32,519 You have no idea what she looks like.
- 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:34,322 Tyrannis: Do you have a picture of this princess?
- 00:01:34,422 --> 00:01:35,625 Angelioforos: There is no artist
- 00:01:35,725 --> 00:01:37,261 who could adequately capture her beauty.
- 00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:38,631 Tyrannis: Wow, that sounds very beautiful.
- 00:01:38,764 --> 00:01:40,635 Angelioforos: She invites you to her palace
- 00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:42,237 on the Paradise Peninsula.
- 00:01:42,238 --> 00:01:43,473 Tyrannis: Paradise Peninsula!
- 00:01:43,641 --> 00:01:44,777 Stupendous: You heard of this place?
- 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:45,912 Tyrannis: Yes! Just now.
- 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:47,849 It's a peninsula and a paradise
- 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:49,352 and you can find true love there.
- 00:01:49,452 --> 00:01:51,489 Hippocampus: To coin a phrase: "Thanks but no thanks."
- 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,628 Stupendous: Whoa, that's good. Can I use it?
- 00:01:53,728 --> 00:01:55,464 Hippocampus: Go nuts. Stupendous: Thanks!
- 00:01:55,565 --> 00:01:56,534 But no, thanks.
- 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,003 Tyrannis: Tell the princess I said
- 00:01:58,103 --> 00:01:59,740 "Thanks and, yes, thanks."
- 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,577 Nah, that didn't work. Just tell her I'm in.
- 00:02:01,677 --> 00:02:03,648 Hippocampus: Ty, even if "love" were a real thing
- 00:02:03,781 --> 00:02:06,453 and not a series of chemical brain-crotch reactions,
- 00:02:06,554 --> 00:02:08,625 which it is, what are the odds you could possibly
- 00:02:08,725 --> 00:02:11,195 love some stranger? Tyrannis: So cynical.
- 00:02:11,295 --> 00:02:12,430 Hippocampus: Smart people often are.
- 00:02:12,431 --> 00:02:13,801 Tyrannis: I think you can be smart
- 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:14,803 and believe in love.
- 00:02:14,903 --> 00:02:16,473 And fate. And fairy tales--
- 00:02:16,574 --> 00:02:18,143 Stupendous: Fairies are real and I have the
- 00:02:18,243 --> 00:02:20,080 fairy squishing stains to prove it.
- 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:21,850 You got any more gift baskets?
- 00:02:21,984 --> 00:02:23,218 Angelioforos: You ate the whole thing?
- 00:02:23,219 --> 00:02:25,156 There was a mug and some souvenir
- 00:02:25,157 --> 00:02:26,527 Lycosa magnets in there.
- 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,065 Stupendous: You're welcome! But thank you.
- 00:02:29,165 --> 00:02:30,634 No thank you!
- 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:35,911 [Theme music playing]
- 00:02:36,012 --> 00:02:49,873 ♪
- 00:02:50,006 --> 00:02:51,977 [Male singers chanting]
- 00:02:52,078 --> 00:02:54,749 ♪
- 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,820 Singers: Whoo!
- 00:02:58,624 --> 00:03:00,260 Tyrannis: Which toga makes me look sexier:
- 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,863 the one with the slit all the way up my thigh
- 00:03:01,963 --> 00:03:03,868 or the one with the slit all the way up my butt?
- 00:03:03,968 --> 00:03:06,641 Stupendous: I don't get fashion, but I do get convenience.
- 00:03:06,774 --> 00:03:07,441 Butt slip.
- 00:03:07,575 --> 00:03:08,978 Tyrannis: I think so, too.
- 00:03:09,078 --> 00:03:10,280 Why leave something to the imagination
- 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,916 when you've got an absolute shelf?
- 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,621 Hippocampus: You guys seriously don't think this is weird?
- 00:03:13,754 --> 00:03:15,958 Stupendous: What's the big deal? We all got butts.
- 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,194 Hippocampus: Not the butt talk!
- 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:18,530 A creepy man from a distant land
- 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:19,998 arrived with a gift basket,
- 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,204 and now our brother is inexplicably
- 00:03:22,304 --> 00:03:24,543 racing to compete for a stranger's love.
- 00:03:24,643 --> 00:03:26,178 Tyrannis: Welcome to the modern era, Hippo,
- 00:03:26,312 --> 00:03:28,149 where a man can compete for a woman's love,
- 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:30,220 even if it makes you uncomfortable.
- 00:03:30,354 --> 00:03:32,057 Hippocampus: It doesn't make me uncomfortable.
- 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:33,561 It feels like a trap.
- 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:35,932 Tyrannis: Why would the love of my life want to trap me?
- 00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:37,301 Hippocampus: The love of your life?!
- 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:38,805 You don't even know what she looks like!
- 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:41,242 Tyrannis: It's not just about looks, Hippo! Shame.
- 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:42,445 Hippocampus: He's being weird, right?
- 00:03:42,546 --> 00:03:43,781 Stupendous: ...Der than usual?
- 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:45,483 I don't know. He's a pretty stupid man.
- 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:46,987 Hippocampus: But I mean... it's a trap.
- 00:03:47,121 --> 00:03:48,189 Stupendous: I like traps. You get to
- 00:03:48,289 --> 00:03:49,325 fight your way out of 'em.
- 00:03:49,425 --> 00:03:51,195 It's a change of pace.
- 00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:53,232 Tyrannis: See this palace? I'd like to keep it.
- 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,769 As in, I'd like to come back from
- 00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:55,738 my journey, and not find
- 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:56,873 the whole thing in ashes.
- 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:58,778 Deliria: I wouldn't waste the strength it took
- 00:03:58,878 --> 00:04:01,282 to conjure the very weak fireball that would require.
- 00:04:01,382 --> 00:04:02,785 Tyrannis: We won't be away long.
- 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:05,525 Just try not to make any of your classic messes.
- 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:06,760 Shlub: Well, I can't promise that.
- 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:07,995 I eat a lot of fruit.
- 00:04:08,096 --> 00:04:09,365 Tyrannis: Just don't touch anything,
- 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:10,835 don't break anything, and at least
- 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:12,605 don't fundamentally alter the character of Krapopolis.
- 00:04:12,606 --> 00:04:14,041 Deliria: You've made your point.
- 00:04:14,141 --> 00:04:15,578 Go, will you? I can see
- 00:04:15,678 --> 00:04:17,514 your whole bottom in that outfit.
- 00:04:17,515 --> 00:04:19,786 Tyrannis: Oh, that reminds me. No naked stuff in here!
- 00:04:19,953 --> 00:04:21,524 Deliria: Does he honestly think we can't handle
- 00:04:21,657 --> 00:04:24,763 a few hours alone with his stupid little city?
- 00:04:24,863 --> 00:04:26,232 This is more like it.
- 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,036 Shlub: Oh, good God, I thought he'd never leave.
- 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:29,371 Tyrannis: I still haven't!
- 00:04:29,471 --> 00:04:30,809 Hippocampus: Can you just try to explain to me
- 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:32,579 one last time why you're in love with this person?
- 00:04:32,712 --> 00:04:34,381 Tyrannis: There're no explanations for love, Hippo.
- 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:35,851 Hippocampus: Yeah, there are. Like, "I like the way
- 00:04:35,951 --> 00:04:37,922 she acts," "I like the things she says,"
- 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:39,424 "I literally have met her
- 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:40,929 or at least know what she looks like."
- 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:43,199 Tyrannis: So superficial! Come on. Help me out here.
- 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:44,801 I'm gonna need a good hook for Lycosa.
- 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:46,206 Stupendous: A net would be easier.
- 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:47,508 Tyrannis: A metaphorical hook.
- 00:04:47,609 --> 00:04:49,011 To set me apart from other suitors.
- 00:04:49,144 --> 00:04:50,548 Now, do I lead with the fact that I'm
- 00:04:50,648 --> 00:04:51,783 king of a city that will change
- 00:04:51,883 --> 00:04:53,286 the course of human civilization?
- 00:04:53,386 --> 00:04:54,822 Or, do I assume that's implied,
- 00:04:54,823 --> 00:04:56,125 and lead with a joke?
- 00:04:56,258 --> 00:04:57,493 Hippocampus: I have a hard time believing
- 00:04:57,494 --> 00:04:58,965 you're gonna have a lot of competition, Ty.
- 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,402 Unless it is some kind of spell... in which case
- 00:05:01,503 --> 00:05:03,574 jokes are the last thing you're gonna have to worry about.
- 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:06,345 Tyrannis: All right. Maybe a magic trick, then?
- 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:09,318 Stupendous: What the hell?!
- 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:11,456 Deliria: The audacity of that son of ours,
- 00:05:11,557 --> 00:05:13,225 thinking we'd ruin his little city!
- 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:14,897 What is there even to ruin?
- 00:05:14,997 --> 00:05:16,733 Shlub: What did he think we were going to do?
- 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,573 Invite all neighboring cities to a no-holds-barred,
- 00:05:19,673 --> 00:05:22,612 no-loads-refused orgy the second he left?
- 00:05:22,712 --> 00:05:24,248 We waited at least 5 minutes.
- 00:05:24,348 --> 00:05:27,954 Deliria: Let the depravity commence!
- 00:05:27,955 --> 00:05:29,291 Where is everybody?
- 00:05:29,425 --> 00:05:30,828 Shlub: You know I'm not picky, but usually,
- 00:05:30,928 --> 00:05:31,964 we attract a lot more
- 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:34,001 and better-looking playthings than these.
- 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,172 Housefly person: Don't worry. I just like to watch.
- 00:05:36,306 --> 00:05:39,211 Witch: I only got here so fast because I flew.
- 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:40,782 The roads leading to Krapopolis
- 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,785 from most major cities are pretty rough.
- 00:05:42,919 --> 00:05:44,288 Deliria: Well, who knows how long we have
- 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:45,791 before who's-their-faces get back?
- 00:05:45,925 --> 00:05:50,033 Looks like it's Deliria to the rescue once again.
- 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:59,117 Shlub: What was that? Deliria: Oh, I just enchanted some carts.
- 00:05:59,218 --> 00:06:01,055 They'll stop at all the nearby cities
- 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:02,457 and ferry more sex freaks here
- 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,328 at regular, speedy intervals.
- 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,533 What are we supposed to do with these two? Talk?
- 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,504 Shlub: Oh, I already made love to those
- 00:06:08,604 --> 00:06:09,773 while you were fixing the roads.
- 00:06:09,873 --> 00:06:11,943 Housefly person: Watching is for the birds.
- 00:06:12,077 --> 00:06:14,181 Ha ha ha. Flip-flap!
- 00:06:14,315 --> 00:06:15,652 Don Who Smiles: Welcome to Lycosa's Palace,
- 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:18,456 where you'll be competing for a chance at love.
- 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:19,726 I'm Don Who Smiles.
- 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:21,395 Tia Who Smiles: And I'm Tia Who Smiles.
- 00:06:21,495 --> 00:06:22,699 Don Who Smiles: And we're a married couple.
- 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,402 Tyrannis: OK. Is that important?
- 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:25,971 Tia Who Smiles: We're here to find out which of you
- 00:06:26,138 --> 00:06:27,406 lucky suitors will get
- 00:06:27,407 --> 00:06:29,245 all of your physical and emotional needs met by
- 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:30,547 meeting, falling in love with,
- 00:06:30,648 --> 00:06:32,852 and marrying beautiful Princess Lycosa.
- 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:34,155 [Crowd cheering]
- 00:06:34,288 --> 00:06:35,724 Musculus: Are you rich or something?
- 00:06:35,824 --> 00:06:37,160 Tyrannis: Well, I'm a king.
- 00:06:37,261 --> 00:06:38,698 Musculus: OK, yeah. That explains it.
- 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,400 'Cause at first, I was like, "What?"
- 00:06:40,535 --> 00:06:42,070 Because... you know. Tyrannis: Yes, no, I get it.
- 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:44,008 Musculus: Because look at you. And look at me.
- 00:06:44,108 --> 00:06:45,578 Tyrannis: Yeah, yeah. Right. Musculus: I mean, when you
- 00:06:45,678 --> 00:06:47,114 put us next to each other like this--
- 00:06:47,214 --> 00:06:48,551 Tyrannis: OK. Are you also a king?
- 00:06:48,651 --> 00:06:49,953 Musculus: Oh, uh, I'm more of a handsome guy
- 00:06:50,053 --> 00:06:52,257 who just "hangs out." In fact, it's unclear
- 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:53,760 how I pay for goods and services.
- 00:06:53,861 --> 00:06:56,165 Cork: I'm Cork, and my deal is a wheel.
- 00:06:56,265 --> 00:06:57,902 In that I'm a wheel-maker.
- 00:06:58,003 --> 00:06:59,304 Axle me anything!
- 00:06:59,438 --> 00:07:00,574 Well, not anything.
- 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:02,310 Only about wheels, technically.
- 00:07:02,444 --> 00:07:05,349 I guess I...spoke too soon! Ha ha!
- 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:06,519 Stupendous: Boo! Hippocampus: Terrible!
- 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,555 Tyrannis: And what about you?
- 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:08,489 Man: Me? I'm Tod.
- 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:09,559 I'm a suitor you'll see
- 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:10,795 right now for a few seconds
- 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:13,365 and then never again for some reason.
- 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,738 Tyrannis: [Gasp] There she is!
- 00:07:15,872 --> 00:07:30,835 ♪
- 00:07:30,968 --> 00:07:32,605 Hippocampus: All right. I got it! I figured it out.
- 00:07:32,738 --> 00:07:33,975 Stupendous: Oh, yay, good for you.
- 00:07:34,075 --> 00:07:36,446 Hippocampus: The flowers in the gift basket!
- 00:07:36,547 --> 00:07:38,049 Stupendous: Oh, you want to tell me about it?
- 00:07:38,182 --> 00:07:40,788 Hippocampus: Some kind of pollen or poison or pheromones.
- 00:07:40,888 --> 00:07:43,727 When he sniffed the flowers, they made him fall in love!
- 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:46,231 Stupendous: Yeah, but I ate all those flowers
- 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:47,535 and I'm not in love.
- 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:48,804 Hippocampus: Ohh. Yeah.
- 00:07:48,937 --> 00:07:50,641 Unless the effects kick in slower when it's
- 00:07:50,741 --> 00:07:52,511 ingested instead of inhaled.
- 00:07:52,611 --> 00:07:54,583 [Stupendous' stomach growls]
- 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:55,885 Tyrannis: All right, now, don't be alarmed.
- 00:07:55,985 --> 00:07:57,321 This is a pretty incredible illusion,
- 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:59,024 so, no hitting if you can help it.
- 00:07:59,124 --> 00:08:01,095 Stupendous: I'm Stupendous. Rhymes with tremendous.
- 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:04,770 Warrior, demigod, sex volcano, bed destroyer.
- 00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:06,506 Tyrannis: Stupe, what are you doing?!
- 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,711 Stupendous: Winning the hand of the most gorgeous woman
- 00:08:08,811 --> 00:08:11,149 I've ever seen in my entire life.
- 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:12,985 Lycosa: And you are...? Hippocampus: Hippocampus,
- 00:08:13,085 --> 00:08:15,991 half-brother to not one but two idiots, apparently,
- 00:08:16,091 --> 00:08:18,731 and therefore also competing for your hand, I guess?
- 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,934 Man: Gah, that's what I was gonna say!
- 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:24,875 Musculus: No wonder the sky is grey.
- 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:27,615 The gods put all the color in your eyes.
- 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,585 Lycosa: Silly! The sky is blue today.
- 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,522 Musculus: It's sometimes grey, and I'm talking
- 00:08:31,523 --> 00:08:32,390 about those times!
- 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,896 Stupendous: Excuse me. Mind if I steal her away?
- 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,767 Musculus: Actually, I do. I was about to
- 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,506 regale the good lady with tales of--aah!
- 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,040 Stupendous: He had someplace to be.
- 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,277 What do you say we get out of here
- 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:43,480 and I overwhelm you
- 00:08:43,581 --> 00:08:44,850 with feminine power?
- 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,385 Tyrannis: Lady Lycosa, King Tyrannis again.
- 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:47,923 I got your gift basket that you sent
- 00:08:48,023 --> 00:08:50,460 to me specifically, and not to my siblings.
- 00:08:50,595 --> 00:08:52,698 I'm a king. It's why I said "King Tyrannis."
- 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:54,401 Lycosa: You two are siblings. Tyrannis: Half, yes.
- 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,338 But again, I'm the one who was invited
- 00:08:56,506 --> 00:08:58,142 and I'm the one you're going to marry.
- 00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,179 Stupendous: You can marry her after she and I
- 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:01,617 have a lifetime of happiness
- 00:09:01,717 --> 00:09:03,554 and die in each other's arms.
- 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:05,724 Let me guess: you're here to steal her away.
- 00:09:05,824 --> 00:09:08,163 Hippocampus: I'm here to steal you away.
- 00:09:08,296 --> 00:09:09,899 You two need to snap out of it!
- 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:11,603 Stupendous: Snap out of what, falling in love?
- 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:12,972 Tyrannis: Neither of you can be in love with Lycosa.
- 00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:14,709 You didn't even want to come here!
- 00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:16,546 Stupendous: Yeah, you got a head start, you're welcome.
- 00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:18,249 But do you seriously think she'd pick you
- 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,623 when she could have all of this... and this...
- 00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:25,095 and this... and this... and this... and--
- 00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:28,002 Hippocampus: I'm not competing with either of you!
- 00:09:28,102 --> 00:09:29,204 Stupendous: Yeah, OK.
- 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:30,974 Tyrannis: We're on to your strategy, Hippocampus.
- 00:09:31,075 --> 00:09:32,679 Hippocampus: Strategy? What strategy?
- 00:09:32,812 --> 00:09:34,916 You're both being mind controlled!
- 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:36,419 Stupendous: There it is. Tyrannis: Yep.
- 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:38,557 Hippocampus: No, you actually are!
- 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:40,460 Something in the gift basket. Remember?
- 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:41,997 Tyrannis: Oh, wow, cool. Well, you know what?
- 00:09:42,097 --> 00:09:44,268 I'm in love with her. She makes me want to be
- 00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:45,738 a better person--a better king.
- 00:09:45,838 --> 00:09:47,842 Stupendous: She makes me want to kill more enemies
- 00:09:47,942 --> 00:09:49,513 but, you know, with honor.
- 00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:50,581 Cork: She makes me want to design
- 00:09:50,681 --> 00:09:52,184 a wheel that spins forever.
- 00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:53,887 Sorry. I'm Cork, from earlier. The wheel-maker.
- 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,524 Tyrannis: Family discussion, Cork!
- 00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:56,993 Stupendous: This isn't a group conversation!
- 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,697 Hippocampus: Get the hell out of here, Cork!
- 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,132 Deliria: Not sure if it's weirder to do it
- 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,636 with a human that was formerly a goat
- 00:10:01,737 --> 00:10:03,439 or the other way around. Better try both.
- 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,275 [Goat bleats] Shlub: Darling,
- 00:10:05,276 --> 00:10:06,913 another smashing success.
- 00:10:07,013 --> 00:10:08,750 Deliria: Ty should let us run the city more often.
- 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:12,057 Look how happy everyone is. Smiles all around.
- 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:15,063 These events usually have at least one crying couple
- 00:10:15,163 --> 00:10:16,432 discussing non-monogamy.
- 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,735 Shlub: And the citizens are loving
- 00:10:17,835 --> 00:10:19,706 that connected cart system you made
- 00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:21,175 to get to and from the orgy.
- 00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:23,445 It's transit for the public but it's sexual.
- 00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:24,850 There must be a joke there somewhere,
- 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,989 perhaps some sort of word play... public...
- 00:10:28,123 --> 00:10:30,093 Deliria: I need a congratulatory drink!
- 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:31,796 What is that? Housefly person: A smoothie.
- 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,466 Deliria: A who-thie? Housefly person: Buncha fruit
- 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,136 and milks and stuff all mixed up.
- 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:36,673 Cost me my firstborn, but I'm going to have
- 00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:38,409 one of these every day now. [Chuckles]
- 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:41,415 Next-born's first if the first one's gone. Am I right?
- 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,085 I can really poop 'em out.
- 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,153 Shlub: Sounds delicious.
- 00:10:44,154 --> 00:10:45,858 Housefly person: Offspring or smoothies?
- 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,829 Shlub: Well, why not start with the smoothies.
- 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:49,532 Housefly person: Ah, yeah, the fellas from Myra brought 'em.
- 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,603 Shlub: Myra, the city full of legal scholars?
- 00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:53,339 I didn't know they made the journey.
- 00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:55,578 How wonderful! Did they use--
- 00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:57,213 public sex transit?
- 00:10:57,347 --> 00:10:58,482 No, that's no good.
- 00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,586 Housefly person: Hrrrk! Hcccck!
- 00:10:59,686 --> 00:11:01,789 Shlub: Mm, Hcccck transit?
- 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,627 I like the thought behind it, but I'm not
- 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:07,467 too convinced it'll catch on. I beg your pardon?
- 00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,371 Deliria: Is he speaking fly?
- 00:11:09,471 --> 00:11:10,875 Shlub: I believe he's thinking--
- 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:13,379 about what he's going to say next.
- 00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:17,053 Oh, I see. He's choking. Deliria: Ah.
- 00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:20,528 Shlub: He's ugly but not let-him-die ugly, correct?
- 00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:23,934 Deliria: Mm...
- 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,003 right.
- 00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:26,606 Shlub: I say, is anyone here a doctor?
- 00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:28,308 Woman: Oh, I'm a doctor! Man: Doctor over here!
- 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:30,245 [Doctors talking at once]
- 00:11:30,246 --> 00:11:31,516 [Housefly person coughing]
- 00:11:31,616 --> 00:11:32,819 Housefly person: Uhh!
- 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:36,192 Man: Huh? Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
- 00:11:36,325 --> 00:11:37,961 Housefly person: Thanks! Yeah, still working out
- 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:39,264 the whole "smooth" part, I guess.
- 00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:41,135 Deliria: When did we get so many doctors?
- 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:43,172 Shlub: I suppose putting out an open call
- 00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:46,679 to horned-up perverts leads to droves of doctors
- 00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:49,484 and other abnormally skilled or talented folks.
- 00:11:49,485 --> 00:11:53,193 This orgy may be the best thing to ever happen to this city.
- 00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:56,031 Deliria: Then let's keep this party going!
- 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,935 Tia Who Smiles: Suitors! We're ready
- 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,572 for our next wreath ceremony.
- 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:00,975 Lycosa, when you're ready.
- 00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:02,845 Lycosa: OK, first. Musculus,
- 00:12:02,978 --> 00:12:04,549 I felt a real connection with you.
- 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,418 I think I can be myself around you.
- 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:07,655 Will you accept this wreath?
- 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,525 Musculus: Thank you, Lycosa.
- 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,861 I'm the hottest here!
- 00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:12,998 Lycosa: Cork the wheel-maker, I also felt
- 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,301 a real connection with you.
- 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,904 I like how you can be yourself around me.
- 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:17,473 Cork: You "spoke" right to my heart.
- 00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:18,876 Stupendous: You already used that one!
- 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:20,246 Hippocampus: He already used that one!
- 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,850 Tia Who Smiles: Gentlemen, these will be
- 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,087 the last two wreaths of the night.
- 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,593 When you're ready. Lycosa: Tyrannis and Stupendous,
- 00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,096 will you both accept my wreath?
- 00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:29,732 Hippocampus: That's it. I'm pulling you out of this
- 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,035 before you both get hurt. Tyrannis: Hurt?
- 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,436 Did you hear her? We're in!
- 00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:34,174 Stupendous: Yeah, bro, don't be a sore loser.
- 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:35,711 Tia Who Smiles: The princess will now decide
- 00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:37,247 who'll move on to the best part--
- 00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:39,753 one-on-one alone time with the princess.
- 00:12:39,853 --> 00:12:42,224 Hippocampus: Alone time? OK, that's gotta be
- 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:44,863 when two thugs senselessly beat and rob you.
- 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,900 Stupendous: Shh! Beautiful ceremony happening!
- 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,269 Tyrannis: Hippo, you've been looking around all day
- 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:49,872 for proof that something is wrong,
- 00:12:49,972 --> 00:12:51,776 and you haven't found it. What does that tell you?
- 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,245 Hippocampus: That I need to keep looking.
- 00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,015 If I do find proof, will you two leave with me?
- 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:57,454 Stupendous: If we say yes, will you go away?
- 00:12:57,555 --> 00:12:58,891 Hippocampus: I'll take that deal!
- 00:12:58,991 --> 00:13:00,460 Lycosa: Cork... thank you for sharing your story
- 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,965 about becoming a wheel-maker because your entire family
- 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:04,703 was crushed by a wagon you were driving
- 00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:06,138 and you didn't want to let that define you.
- 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,775 Unfortunately, our time together
- 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,344 has rolled to a stop.
- 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:10,780 Cork: I still love Lycosa.
- 00:13:10,781 --> 00:13:11,883 But don't worry, world.
- 00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,452 You haven't seen the last of me.
- 00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:15,023 Don Who Smiles: Cork, the exit is this way.
- 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,860 Cork: But this is the way we came in.
- 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,462 Don Who Smiles: Yeah, well, there's an exit interview.
- 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:21,335 We're hoping you have a few more tears left in those ducts.
- 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:23,372 Cork: Uh... I could probably squeeze out a few.
- 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:24,509 Aah!
- 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:27,782 Hippocampus: [Gasp] They're killing the contestants.
- 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:32,156 They're killing the contestants! Aah!
- 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:35,129 I can't just leave this here.
- 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,301 When do you ever find free bones?
- 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,939 Shlub: Tell me, does the city seem different to you?
- 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,576 Deliria: How do you mean? Shlub: I mean, when did we get
- 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,079 a store that only sells
- 00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,948 old things people no longer want?
- 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,819 Deliria: Those old things are new things
- 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,224 called antiques and vintage clothing.
- 00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:51,328 All the latest residents go crazy for them.
- 00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:52,999 Shlub: That woman. What is she running from?
- 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,501 Deliria: Oh, no, she's a jogger.
- 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,907 Running is no longer a form of self-preservation
- 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:58,944 but rather a way to stay in shape between orgies.
- 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,449 Shlub: That's what orgies used to be for.
- 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,318 Deliria: Shlub, darling, what's bothering you?
- 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:05,957 Shlub: Remember when Ty told us not to touch anything,
- 00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:09,397 not to fundamentally alter the character of the city?
- 00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:10,601 Deliria: Vaguely. Why?
- 00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:12,202 Is there a way that somehow matters?
- 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:14,040 It's not like it could hurt him in any way.
- 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,409 Brutus: Man, things are so much better
- 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,079 than when Tyrannis was king.
- 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,050 Shelly: I literally cannot stop eating these artisanal grapes.
- 00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:20,788 Brutus: What makes them artisanal again?
- 00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:21,923 Shelly: No idea, but I'm sure as heck
- 00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,325 never going back to eating
- 00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:26,231 those gross, normal grapes we had under King Ty.
- 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,935 Deliria: What? Did they say something relevant?
- 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,706 I don't listen to peasants.
- 00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,576 Lycosa: Stupe, when I'm marrying somebody,
- 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:32,811 I'm also marrying their family.
- 00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,347 Tell me a little bit about yours.
- 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:36,085 Stupendous: Well, my brother's a real piece of work.
- 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,955 Tyrannis: Hey! What--?! Hippocampus: Time to go!
- 00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:39,157 Tyrannis: Hippo, we're not interested
- 00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,694 in your psychological games.
- 00:14:40,795 --> 00:14:42,430 Hippocampus: Games? No games. Murder!
- 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,234 They're luring people with the promise of love
- 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,371 and then killing them. There's a kill room!
- 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,278 Don Who Smiles: Kill room? Do you mean the gifting suite?
- 00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:50,947 Hippocampus: We're getting out of here
- 00:14:51,047 --> 00:14:53,921 right--after I marry Lycosa.
- 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:56,926 Stupendous: Oh, so, it's not a trap anymore?
- 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,131 Hippocampus: It is a trap, it is mind control,
- 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,801 and they are killing everybody,
- 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,372 but none of that matters anymore.
- 00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:05,076 I am madly in love.
- 00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:06,311 Tyrannis: There we go.
- 00:15:06,445 --> 00:15:09,050 Tia Who Smiles: There we go, indeed.
- 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,023 [Spider burps]
- 00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:16,164 Hippocampus: Huh! The spider part I had not figured out.
- 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:19,805 Hippocampus: It all makes sense!
- 00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:22,276 This entire place is the lair of that thing,
- 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,614 except instead of webs, it uses pheromones
- 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:25,851 to make us want to stay.
- 00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,521 I mean, in addition to webs.
- 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:30,059 Stupendous: And Lycosa is trying to keep it
- 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,262 from eating the people she loves!
- 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:34,401 Hippocampus: Lycosa is clearly working for it.
- 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:37,809 Tyrannis: How can you say that? And you claim to love her!
- 00:15:37,909 --> 00:15:39,178 Hippocampus: Oh, so, you only love her if she
- 00:15:39,278 --> 00:15:40,814 isn't working for the spider?
- 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:42,518 Stupendous: If she's working for the spider,
- 00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:43,954 I'm sure she's got her reasons.
- 00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:45,524 Hippocampus: I don't even care about her reasons.
- 00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,060 I love her either way.
- 00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:48,763 Tyrannis: You only love her because of pheromones, you said.
- 00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:50,266 Hippocampus: We all got the pheromones!
- 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,738 That doesn't change anything. Love is chemical anyway!
- 00:15:52,838 --> 00:15:54,107 Stupendous: It doesn't make a difference
- 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,878 'cause I'm the one who won her heart!
- 00:15:56,011 --> 00:15:58,382 Tyrannis: No, you did not. When's that supposed to have happened?
- 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,520 Hippocampus: "Won her heart"? In your dreams you won her heart.
- 00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:02,524 Tyrannis: Princess Lycosa. Hippocampus: ♪ I've been writing you... ♪
- 00:16:02,624 --> 00:16:04,394 Tyrannis: Princess Lycosa... Lycosa: Tyrannis. Tyrannis: Ha!
- 00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:06,398 Hippocampus: ♪ ...Or has it been writing me-- ♪
- 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,835 Lycosa: Can we talk? I'm worried you're
- 00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:09,104 not here for the right reasons.
- 00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:10,139 Tyrannis: What? No.
- 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:11,475 Hang on. Why are we sliding?
- 00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:14,279 Stupendous: Wait. Lycosa! Wait! I love you!
- 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,084 Hippocampus: She's gonna bring him to the spider.
- 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,988 She's gonna feed him to the spider.
- 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:19,525 Stupendous: One down, one to go.
- 00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:21,328 Hippocampus: Stupe, no. Look, we all love her,
- 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,199 but we also know she's gonna kill us.
- 00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:25,103 Stupendous: That's one of her little quirks.
- 00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:26,739 Hippocampus: Think for a second. Our love is real.
- 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,242 We know that, and it doesn't matter
- 00:16:28,342 --> 00:16:30,112 that it's part of a feeding strategy
- 00:16:30,212 --> 00:16:31,482 for an enormous monster.
- 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,818 Stupendous: Right... Hippocampus: She's not
- 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,622 the only thing I care about.
- 00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:36,091 I also care about Ty...
- 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,793 and you... and my life!
- 00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,698 Not in that order. Stupendous: OK...
- 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,869 Hippocampus: So, here's the thing. Let's kill that spider.
- 00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,172 And then we can sort out which of us
- 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,709 gets to be with Lycosa.
- 00:16:44,843 --> 00:16:46,211 Both: Me! No, me!
- 00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:48,015 Stupendous: All right, all right, first things first.
- 00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:49,618 [Stupendous grunting]
- 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,591 It's--Sorry.
- 00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:54,595 It's spider-squishing time.
- 00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:57,133 Deliria: Even the orgy tent has changed.
- 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,304 Shlub: Don't get me wrong. I love the exposed brick,
- 00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:01,709 but I'm beginning to worry we've changed too much.
- 00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,146 Deliria: Mm, you might be right. If Ty gets back and sees
- 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:06,786 how great we made the city in the improbably short time
- 00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,288 he's been gone, he'll be crushed,
- 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,059 which will make him unbearable.
- 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,829 Craig: Excuse me. Since King Tyrannis is gone--
- 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:14,400 hopefully forever--I figured you're the one I should go to
- 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,007 about the new community theater I'm hoping to build.
- 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:18,475 Deliria: "Community theater"?!
- 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:20,179 Craig: Yeah, but also a cultural center.
- 00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:23,018 You know, like a place to challenge audiences, but also
- 00:17:23,118 --> 00:17:25,255 provide new opportunities for meaningful expression.
- 00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:27,425 We could maybe have some classes that we could charge for...!
- 00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:30,868 Deliria: This has crossed a line!
- 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,804 Housefly person: What an eyesore.
- 00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:37,146 [Wolf growls, women groaning]
- 00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:38,617 Shlub: You're doing great, darling.
- 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:40,220 Everyone is quite unhappy.
- 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,092 Deliria: A store that only sells food for dogs?
- 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:44,428 I don't think so.
- 00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:46,832 Miriam: Oh, just what we need-- more rubble.
- 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,770 Shlub: But what are we going to do about all the perverts?
- 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:51,375 They're the source of all this frightful advancement.
- 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,747 Deliria: I'm afraid the only way to get rid of them
- 00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:55,249 is to end the orgy.
- 00:17:55,349 --> 00:17:56,819 Shlub: "End the orgy"?!
- 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,424 Deliria: I know, but all good things must come to an end,
- 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:01,061 so we can have better things,
- 00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:02,596 like no responsibilities
- 00:18:02,597 --> 00:18:04,902 and a son who's not whining at us.
- 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,340 OK, everybody, orgy over!
- 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,412 Stop coupling in delightful and surprising iterations,
- 00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:11,716 and go home.
- 00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:12,919 [People groaning]
- 00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:14,386 Joshua: You're ruining our city.
- 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,791 Philomena: Yeah! Those doctor perverts
- 00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:16,959 were curing our ailments.
- 00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:18,362 Joshua: All the perverts were great.
- 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,433 Philomena: Joshua, please shut up.
- 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,505 All these advancements. You're gonna undo them?
- 00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:23,773 For what? Your son?
- 00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:25,476 Deliria: No. I am a goddess.
- 00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:29,350 I do things because I feel like it.
- 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,293 Shlub: My wife!
- 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,498 Lycosa: I'm sorry, Ty. Thank you for sharing your story
- 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,503 about how you could probably do a lot of push-ups
- 00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:40,173 but you can't because of an elbow injury,
- 00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:41,408 but I'm afraid our journey
- 00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:42,845 has been pushed as far as it can.
- 00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:44,515 Tyrannis: OK, I'm beginning to think my brother
- 00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,117 may have been right that this situation
- 00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:47,955 is not what it seemed, but at the same time--
- 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,290 you're making a mistake.
- 00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:50,760 If you'll just give me a little more time.
- 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:51,996 We have a connection.
- 00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:53,767 You have to feel it, too. We're in love!
- 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,002 Aah! Lycosa: Oh!
- 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:56,238 Hippocampus: Let him go. Tyrannis: Really?
- 00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:57,575 It's over, you two. I won.
- 00:18:57,675 --> 00:18:59,377 Stupendous: You're clearly losing right now.
- 00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:01,247 Tyrannis: It's an active conversation.
- 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,886 Lycosa: He's mine! Tyrannis: That is so nice to hear.
- 00:19:03,986 --> 00:19:06,759 Hippocampus: Oh, my God. Stupendous: Lycosa's a tongue!
- 00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:09,298 Tyrannis: She's a tongue? Hippocampus: She's a tongue!
- 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,770 Tyrannis: Oh, my God. You're part of the spider?
- 00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:14,273 Stupendous: Uhh! Tyrannis: Aah!
- 00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:16,044 But I don't hold it against you.
- 00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:18,917 I still believe we can make this work.
- 00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:21,388 [Stupendous grunting]
- 00:19:23,258 --> 00:19:24,762 Lycosa: Ty, it's not too late.
- 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,999 Yes, I ate the other suitors, but that was always the plan,
- 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,006 just like it was always the plan to find the love of my life.
- 00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:32,443 And it's you, Ty. It was always you.
- 00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:34,147 I think I was just scared, you know?
- 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:35,382 Tyrannis: I'm scared, too.
- 00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,286 Hippocampus: Ty, she's gonna eat you!
- 00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:40,627 Tyrannis: I know that. But also... awww!
- 00:19:40,728 --> 00:20:01,334 ♪
- 00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:03,906 Lycosa: Good. Now hand it over.
- 00:20:03,907 --> 00:20:05,578 Tyrannis: Lycosa...
- 00:20:05,678 --> 00:20:08,683 I've decided this relationship is unhealthy.
- 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:09,952 Lycosa: Aah!
- 00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:20,607 [All cough]
- 00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:24,113 Tyrannis: Mom can never know about this.
- 00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:25,583 Hippocampus: Yup. Stupendous: Agreed.
- 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,621 Tyrannis: Wow. Look. The old palace is still standing.
- 00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:30,359 I guess Mom and Dad didn't burn it to the ground.
- 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,496 Shlub: Very nicely done, darling.
- 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,234 Tyrannis: Wait a minute. Where's the smell of
- 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,205 rotting food and feces?
- 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:37,841 Deliria: Oops. Missed a spot.
- 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,377 Tyrannis: Mother!
- 00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:43,987 Angelioforos, voice-over: And that was the end
- 00:20:44,187 --> 00:20:45,122 for the others.
- 00:20:45,422 --> 00:20:46,592 But the ending of one story
- 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,596 is always the beginning of another.
- 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,533 Maybe not always.
- 00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:52,671 Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna say always.
- 00:20:52,804 --> 00:20:55,677 The new story wasn't simple, like a story about a spider
- 00:20:55,777 --> 00:20:57,313 pretending its tongue is a woman to make
- 00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:58,783 a bunch of people fall in love with it
- 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,453 so it can eat them, with the help of a loyal servant.
- 00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:05,597 It was a story about struggle, survival,
- 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,801 the little cruelties that cut so deep,
- 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,707 but it was also a story about kindness and hope
- 00:21:10,841 --> 00:21:14,013 and the strength in all of us to change.
- 00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:15,082 Ultimately,
- 00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:16,952 it was the story of you--
- 00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:18,455 the most beautiful children,
- 00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:21,563 the most beautiful family in the world.
- 00:21:21,663 --> 00:21:23,867 Cork: I love you all so much.
- 00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:26,071 OK. Time for dinner!
- 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:27,239 It's OK, world.
- 00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:28,776 You haven't seen the last of--
- 00:21:28,877 --> 00:21:30,847 [Spiders munching]
- 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,449 Man: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,024 - Bento. [People cheering]
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