Большая греческая свадьба Тираниса
Описание
Тиранис встречается с королем-воином по имени Тесть Великий, и к нему присоединяется Ступендус. Ей сообщают, что король Тесть нашел способ расширить свою империю, заставив Тираниса жениться. Ступендус недовольна тем, что с ней не посоветовались заранее. Гиппокамп упоминает, что некоторые свадьбы заканчивались резней. Желая избежать резни, Тиранис соглашается на пес по имени Кир, который займет его место на свадьбе. Он узнает, что Кир должен главному пекарю, и встречает пекаря по имени Ана, которая на самом деле является настоящей невестой, поменявшейся местами со своей двоюродной сестрой Сарой. Тем временем Ступендус знакомится с королем Тесть, который планирует пожертвовать ей часть своих кастрированных солдат. В то же время Делирия готовится к свадьбе, ожидая прибытия Гермеса, который все еще винит ее в том, что она вырвала ему глаз.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:04,474 I can't say how nice it is
- 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:06,514 to talk to a guy like you. Fatherinlawsus.
- 00:00:06,647 --> 00:00:08,584 King to king. Yes, you have
- 00:00:08,585 --> 00:00:09,720 a fine city.
- 00:00:09,853 --> 00:00:11,288 A good place to raise kids, I hope.
- 00:00:11,289 --> 00:00:14,596 Oh, yes. Our infant survival rate is 14%.
- 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:16,165 I'm very proud of that number.
- 00:00:16,298 --> 00:00:18,504 My boy, you don't know how hard it is
- 00:00:18,604 --> 00:00:20,942 to find a king whose junk still works.
- 00:00:21,042 --> 00:00:23,013 You know, a lot of your contemporaries get their
- 00:00:23,113 --> 00:00:24,481 genitals blown off in war.
- 00:00:24,616 --> 00:00:26,286 My sister is a warrior around here.
- 00:00:26,419 --> 00:00:28,924 And there she is now, ravaged by some battle.
- 00:00:29,025 --> 00:00:31,697 Did you know we're getting attacked by hordes now?
- 00:00:31,797 --> 00:00:32,965 We've really made it.
- 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,270 Hey, who's this guy? He's got a sword!
- 00:00:35,437 --> 00:00:37,141 Ha ha ha ha! Relax, Stupe.
- 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:38,844 This is Fatherinlawsus the Great.
- 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:41,015 A warrior king whose vast empire
- 00:00:41,115 --> 00:00:43,186 stretches from one body of water to another.
- 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,490 He's seen noodles before! It's cute.
- 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:47,294 She doesn't even know what noodles are.
- 00:00:47,394 --> 00:00:49,398 Why would you let a conquering warrior king
- 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:53,073 inside the city walls without letting me murder him first?
- 00:00:53,173 --> 00:00:56,012 Where is your army? Are they disguised as bushes?
- 00:00:56,112 --> 00:00:57,414 Are they behind trees and walls,
- 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,320 just waiting to jump out and scream "Surprise!"
- 00:01:00,454 --> 00:01:02,759 That is a great idea for a party.
- 00:01:02,859 --> 00:01:05,129 You know, one of my guys has a birthday coming up.
- 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:06,333 I should be real mean to him
- 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:07,903 and make him think I forgot about it
- 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:09,138 so when we jump out and yell,
- 00:01:09,238 --> 00:01:11,042 it almost kills him. Only almost.
- 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:13,112 No, it's not a great idea for a party.
- 00:01:13,212 --> 00:01:16,286 It's a great idea for an attack. What is going on here?
- 00:01:16,419 --> 00:01:18,724 I understand your concern, but I found
- 00:01:18,824 --> 00:01:20,794 a new way to grow my empire.
- 00:01:20,795 --> 00:01:22,799 Go ahead. Tell her the news, son.
- 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,903 I'm getting married!
- 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:27,809 Uhh... kay?
- 00:01:54,128 --> 00:01:55,097 My own son getting married.
- 00:01:55,197 --> 00:01:56,332 I'm so proud of you.
- 00:01:56,466 --> 00:01:58,571 Now let's talk consummation tent.
- 00:01:58,671 --> 00:02:00,775 Shall we put it on the porch so we can all hear
- 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:03,646 the erotic noises when the blessed moment comes?
- 00:02:03,647 --> 00:02:07,454 I don't care where it is as long as the sex bell is front and center.
- 00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:10,360 The whole city needs to hear when it goes ring-a-ding-ding.
- 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:12,164 Oh, I love a wedding because it's all about
- 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,634 me and my blessing.
- 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,807 Oh, the weird things I'll expect you to do to please me.
- 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:18,342 Congratulations to us.
- 00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:19,847 I think you're being stupid.
- 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,250 Who gets married to expand an empire?
- 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,687 I do, and it's genius.
- 00:02:23,787 --> 00:02:25,859 It's an arrangement that combines sex and
- 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:27,461 whatever it is Ty's trying
- 00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:29,766 to do in the world. That's genius to me.
- 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:32,204 How did you not talk to me about this first?
- 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:34,509 Did you even think about how being under the thumb of
- 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:36,714 some warrior king would affect my life?
- 00:02:36,814 --> 00:02:39,285 I'm not manageable! Come on, Stupe, lighten up.
- 00:02:39,418 --> 00:02:41,055 Krapopolis will still be Krapopolis.
- 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:43,026 You know, once our families are allied,
- 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:44,662 I bet we can get pepper again.
- 00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:46,332 Mmm, spicy!
- 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,437 Do you even know who you're marrying?
- 00:02:48,571 --> 00:02:50,374 Have you thought about that? Oh, Stupendous.
- 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,612 If she's a dog, we can just lock her in a tower.
- 00:02:52,712 --> 00:02:54,382 A nice tower. She'll love it.
- 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,186 You know weddings are primo locations
- 00:02:56,286 --> 00:02:57,756 for massacres, right? Like, the second
- 00:02:57,889 --> 00:03:00,561 most dangerous place to be after a battlefield?
- 00:03:00,661 --> 00:03:02,699 I could have told you if you'd consulted me.
- 00:03:02,866 --> 00:03:05,303 I'm sure Fatherinlawsus isn't that kind of guy,
- 00:03:05,403 --> 00:03:07,407 and that means no massacres from you, either.
- 00:03:07,508 --> 00:03:10,280 I'm serious, Stupe. That's an order. No massacres!
- 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:13,955 An order? Ugh, this keeps getting worse!
- 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,424 Does Fatherinlawsus dance?
- 00:03:15,558 --> 00:03:19,164 I'm gonna say yes. Yes to dancing, no to massacres.
- 00:03:19,264 --> 00:03:21,368 Fantastic. We'll end the whole thing
- 00:03:21,503 --> 00:03:24,175 with a showstopping Dance of the Dads.
- 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,714 That'll get me hot and bothered.
- 00:03:26,847 --> 00:03:28,483 Just what a son wants on his wedding day.
- 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:30,320 This day has to be perfect.
- 00:03:30,421 --> 00:03:32,659 You know Hermes will show up whether we invite him or not.
- 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:35,030 He's the god of critiquing seating arrangements,
- 00:03:35,163 --> 00:03:36,533 and he loves a free meal.
- 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,338 He also may be angry with me since I ripped out his eyes.
- 00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:40,942 Since you did what-was-it-though?
- 00:03:41,075 --> 00:03:42,244 There! Now that's a dress
- 00:03:42,377 --> 00:03:45,084 that will pull focus from a bride.
- 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,787 Sorry about the bachelor party.
- 00:03:46,921 --> 00:03:49,893 This was the only strip club I could find on short notice.
- 00:03:52,063 --> 00:03:53,700 Some people think this is hot.
- 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,905 This guy!
- 00:03:56,005 --> 00:03:57,642 So, what Stupe was saying about
- 00:03:57,742 --> 00:03:59,813 how dangerous weddings are-- she was just
- 00:03:59,913 --> 00:04:01,081 trying to scare me, right?
- 00:04:01,215 --> 00:04:02,318 Are you kidding? We've got
- 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,954 the Bootios Bloodbath,
- 00:04:04,054 --> 00:04:05,858 the Sacking of the Terziade,
- 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:07,894 the Dark Lemming Murders,
- 00:04:07,895 --> 00:04:09,365 the Fall of the Eel King,
- 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:12,772 The-The Flaming Eagle of Lord Philmox,
- 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:16,512 The Dark King's Demise in Calfothorag,
- 00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:21,623 The Cauldron Feint, the-the-the immolation of Emperor Tong!
- 00:04:21,723 --> 00:04:24,028 Those were all weddings? I thought they were wars.
- 00:04:24,128 --> 00:04:26,634 The Dance of the Dads is weighing heavily upon me.
- 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,871 I'm going to ask that fish for some pointers.
- 00:04:28,971 --> 00:04:30,675 So, you're not worried about a massacre?
- 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:33,013 Why would I be? I'm never the target.
- 00:04:33,113 --> 00:04:34,616 I'm too beloved.
- 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,121 General Stupendous.
- 00:04:37,254 --> 00:04:39,058 I thought I'd find you here. You seem upset.
- 00:04:39,158 --> 00:04:41,262 Well, yeah. My dumb brother thinks he can do
- 00:04:41,362 --> 00:04:43,366 whatever he wants on a whim with the city
- 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:45,437 I've devoted my life to defending.
- 00:04:45,538 --> 00:04:48,710 I could be out there splitting your guys' skulls in half,
- 00:04:48,711 --> 00:04:50,814 and instead I'm trying on dresses
- 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,086 and being told things about pepper.
- 00:04:53,186 --> 00:04:55,323 So, yeah, I'm a little upset.
- 00:04:55,456 --> 00:04:56,794 I don't blame you. In my heyday,
- 00:04:56,894 --> 00:04:58,830 I would have hated to be denied a good fight.
- 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:00,868 I bet you think I'm some old fuddy-duddy
- 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,705 who can't swing a sword anymore, so, I just
- 00:05:02,806 --> 00:05:04,976 marry off my daughters for territory.
- 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:06,446 Well, yeah, kinda.
- 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,417 And you're right. I'm ready to
- 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:10,721 retire from warfare, but I know you're not,
- 00:05:10,821 --> 00:05:13,828 and I need someone like you to lead my armies.
- 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:15,297 You do? Tell me.
- 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,168 Have you ever commanded an army of
- 00:05:17,268 --> 00:05:19,304 5,000 pre-castrated soldiers?
- 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:20,908 "Pre-castrated"? Like you still
- 00:05:20,909 --> 00:05:23,179 gotta castrate 'em or... No, no, no.
- 00:05:23,312 --> 00:05:24,950 Pre-castrated. It's already taken care of.
- 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:27,254 Wow. To answer your question, no,
- 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:28,758 but I've always wanted to.
- 00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:30,260 They're very obedient.
- 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:31,530 Totally hairless.
- 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,633 I bet they're gorgeous singers.
- 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,439 Their falsettos could crack marble.
- 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,342 Here. This is for you.
- 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:43,153 I should get out of this wedding. right?
- 00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:44,889 Let's just say if you go through with it,
- 00:05:45,023 --> 00:05:47,094 I'm planning on having a stomach bug that day.
- 00:05:47,194 --> 00:05:50,065 But there's also a chance that there won't be a massacre, right?
- 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:52,404 What's that thing you were telling me you just invented?
- 00:05:52,572 --> 00:05:55,611 The thing where you can guess how likely it is that something will happen.
- 00:05:55,778 --> 00:05:58,383 You mean odds? Yeah. What are the odds
- 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,820 that I get murdered at my wedding?
- 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,322 Dude, there's no way of knowing
- 00:06:01,422 --> 00:06:02,857 unless you have 1,000 weddings.
- 00:06:02,858 --> 00:06:05,363 Oh, if only there was a way to go through with this
- 00:06:05,497 --> 00:06:07,502 and not go through with it at the same time.
- 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:09,038 Holy moly.
- 00:06:09,138 --> 00:06:10,575 Look, do you see that guy?
- 00:06:10,675 --> 00:06:12,545 That wretched baker. What about him?
- 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:14,516 He looks exactly like you.
- 00:06:14,649 --> 00:06:16,553 What? No, he doesn't. He's wearing an apron.
- 00:06:16,653 --> 00:06:19,058 His face, Ty.
- 00:06:19,158 --> 00:06:21,062 You're right. You can get that guy
- 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:23,266 to go to the wedding in your place.
- 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:24,836 So, if there's a massacre,
- 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,441 he gets a sword through his guts, not me.
- 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:29,211 And if there isn't, we just switch back.
- 00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:31,850 Either way, Krapopolis keeps her king, and I'm a genius.
- 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,488 Or you're a guy who got a good idea from a genius.
- 00:06:34,589 --> 00:06:36,358 That's its own kind of intelligence.
- 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,028 Hey, you! Mr. Bread Guy!
- 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:40,367 Please. Mr. Bread Guy was my father.
- 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:44,108 I just inherited his debt. You can call me Cyrus.
- 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,779 Whoa! King Tyrannis? Well, I'll be!
- 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,651 Actually, that's sort of the idea.
- 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:51,089 How would you like to be me? Pretend to be.
- 00:06:51,189 --> 00:06:52,490 I mean, just through my wedding.
- 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:54,061 I've learned that royal weddings can be dangerous.
- 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:56,632 We're talking notoriously massacre-prone.
- 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,436 Eh, that doesn't worry me.
- 00:06:58,537 --> 00:06:59,740 Honestly, in some ways,
- 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,077 death would come as a relief.
- 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:03,847 Will there be a buffet?
- 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,759 No, no, no! The bride's brining tank
- 00:07:09,892 --> 00:07:11,863 should be in the corner, and there should be enough space
- 00:07:11,963 --> 00:07:15,003 for her handmaidens to stand around and get bad updos.
- 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:18,944 This altar is too plain and it needs a gutter for blood.
- 00:07:19,044 --> 00:07:20,648 If I'm going to bless the couple with fertility,
- 00:07:20,748 --> 00:07:22,552 I'm going to need a lot of goats.
- 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:24,188 And can somebody clear the area in front?
- 00:07:24,288 --> 00:07:26,627 That's not enough space for the Dance of the Dads!
- 00:07:26,727 --> 00:07:28,697 Stupendous, what on earth are you wearing?
- 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:29,999 Is this some kind of prank?
- 00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:31,737 You're not allowed to ruin this wedding.
- 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:34,208 Hermes is going to be here, and that messy bitch
- 00:07:34,308 --> 00:07:36,078 talks, and holds a grudge.
- 00:07:36,212 --> 00:07:39,151 It's a gift from Fatherinlawsus. He says it commands respect.
- 00:07:39,285 --> 00:07:42,692 Oh, if you say so. Now, don't forget that the sister of the groom
- 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:44,730 ties up her brother before the ceremony.
- 00:07:44,863 --> 00:07:46,497 Why do I do that again?
- 00:07:46,498 --> 00:07:48,203 Well, I could come up with some symbolism,
- 00:07:48,336 --> 00:07:49,839 but really, I just think it's funny.
- 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:52,277 You tie him up and then, when it's time,
- 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:54,481 you toss him into the consummation tent.
- 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,150 And those knots had better be tight.
- 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:59,023 I come to you sheepishly. What? You usually
- 00:07:59,024 --> 00:08:00,895 come to me wolfishly. What's wrong?
- 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:03,433 It's the Dance of the Dads. I'm wondering
- 00:08:03,534 --> 00:08:05,002 how important that is to you.
- 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:08,109 It's the final offering before I grant my blessing.
- 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:11,382 You know I love a show, and you know I love dads dancing.
- 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:13,353 Why would you ask how important it is?
- 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:15,123 I just wanted to make sure I knew you
- 00:08:15,223 --> 00:08:16,425 as well as I thought I did,
- 00:08:16,526 --> 00:08:18,062 though I have heard a crazy thing
- 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:20,233 that at some weddings, there's a dance between
- 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,103 the mother of the groom and the groom.
- 00:08:22,204 --> 00:08:24,408 What? This wedding is about pleasing me, remember.
- 00:08:24,509 --> 00:08:28,249 How would dancing with my son do that? Where is he, anyway?
- 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:30,755 OK, first things first. Do you know what this is?
- 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:35,430 A lice pick. Thanks! I've got lice, like, everywhere.
- 00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:37,166 Why don't we work on your accent?
- 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:41,643 "Fatherinlawsus, it is a great honor to join your family."
- 00:08:41,777 --> 00:08:44,315 That's not what you sound like.
- 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,919 Cyrus [Ty's accent]: I fart all the time and blame Servant No Name,
- 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,757 but everyone knows it's me. Wow.
- 00:08:48,857 --> 00:08:51,329 First of all, everyone does that with Servant No Name,
- 00:08:51,429 --> 00:08:52,965 but I agree. That was incredible!
- 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,704 All right, get me in that toga!
- 00:08:59,846 --> 00:09:02,451 Well, fellas, I'm off to goof around at the bakery.
- 00:09:02,552 --> 00:09:04,455 I'll be seeing you both later. And remember,
- 00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:06,492 no funny business in the consummation tent.
- 00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:08,598 I'll be back before the bell.
- 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:10,768 Oh, no. I never showed him how to be
- 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:13,005 an indentured bread baker!
- 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,711 Excuse me. Is this the bakery?
- 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,212 Bakery Boss: What the hell is wrong with you, Cyrus?
- 00:09:17,213 --> 00:09:19,553 You're not gonna pay off your debts with jokes.
- 00:09:19,686 --> 00:09:22,357 Get to work or get to be in debt.
- 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,973 Hello-- Oh. Sorry I'm late.
- 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,444 No crust off my bread. But if you don't get busy,
- 00:09:32,578 --> 00:09:34,515 they'll throw you in the fire and feed your
- 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,084 charred bones to the goats.
- 00:09:36,218 --> 00:09:39,324 "Yer worth more to me that way." Ha ha ha!
- 00:09:39,457 --> 00:09:43,466 No, no! Aah!
- 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:46,639 Hey, brother. Wink, wink. Hello, Ty.
- 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,775 No wink. Just Ty.
- 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,410 What are you up to, Hippo?
- 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:52,284 Making a duplicate me. A Hip replacement
- 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,390 So you don't have to go to Ty--I mean, my wedding.
- 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:58,162 Yes. Right on. So, it was the craziest thing.
- 00:09:58,262 --> 00:09:59,932 Jonathan here-- Servant No Name's
- 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,636 name is Jonathan? Uh-huh.
- 00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:03,808 So, he was feeding me figs, which, wow,
- 00:10:03,908 --> 00:10:06,546 what an experience, and anyway, we got to talking,
- 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,583 and I thought, Jonathan is interesting.
- 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,185 He's been on a boat, you know.
- 00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:11,322 I fled a famine.
- 00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:12,825 I was a doctor in my city.
- 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,861 And, Hippo, you're a really smart fish guy.
- 00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:16,933 You're, like, the most impressive guy I know.
- 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,871 Um, thank you. Anyway, so, yeah,
- 00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:20,774 he's a doctor, he's been on a boat,
- 00:10:20,775 --> 00:10:22,143 and I thought you'd hit it off.
- 00:10:22,277 --> 00:10:23,813 You're being so nice, Ty.
- 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:27,654 So nice and so, so out of character.
- 00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:29,726 He's nice, huh? I never knew it!
- 00:10:29,826 --> 00:10:32,530 I guess getting married can change a guy.
- 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,034 Children! Come here, please!
- 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,706 I think that's our dad. He's very fun.
- 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:38,777 Coming, Dad! Ugh. OK.
- 00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:41,850 I'm gonna test this out. Hippo 2, you ready?
- 00:10:45,824 --> 00:10:47,796 Put those over there.
- 00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:49,364 Knock, knock.
- 00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:51,302 We all clear? I got my daughter here.
- 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,039 Wait!
- 00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:54,742 Oh, sorry. I thought Ty was in the room,
- 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,513 but it was just this plant.
- 00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,886 Bring her in.
- 00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:03,025 Ah, there's my future daughter-in-law.
- 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,796 I thought everyone was supposed to, like,
- 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,900 stand up and make a big deal about the bride.
- 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,337 On my big day? I don't think so.
- 00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:11,341 Now, that suit fits your status.
- 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:14,782 It does, right? You're really good at guessing sizes.
- 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,285 What do you say before the wedding,
- 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,353 you and me go check out
- 00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:18,790 some pre-castrated soldiers?
- 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:21,261 Meaning they're slated for castration?
- 00:11:21,262 --> 00:11:24,167 Common mistake. No. Pre-castrated,
- 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,604 like ready-castrated.
- 00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,641 No disassembly required.
- 00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:30,446 Oh, of course. Good deal.
- 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,421 Sons, tell me, how am I doing?
- 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,295 I think you're doing a great job.
- 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,200 Hippo 2: Yes, fah-der. Thanks, boys,
- 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,837 but I know I'm not. Your mother cares a lot about
- 00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:44,809 the Dance of the Dads, and I didn't have the heart
- 00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,946 to tell her I have 3 left feet.
- 00:11:47,046 --> 00:11:49,619 Hippo, can you make me one of those contraptions
- 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,990 that keeps time? Hippo 2: Gargle gargle.
- 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:54,628 Maybe I can help you. There's no way.
- 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,733 Just relax and feel the music.
- 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,737 Oh, since when can you dance?
- 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,242 I'm seeing a whole new side of you.
- 00:12:01,342 --> 00:12:03,379 Hippo, look at Ty and me.
- 00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:06,217 He seriously thinks that's me?
- 00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:09,057 Has my dad never looked at me before?
- 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,863 This is actually so simple and beautiful.
- 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:15,269 Grain and water brought together with my powerful hands.
- 00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:17,942 Forged in fire. Bread!
- 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:20,313 Ha ha!
- 00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,785 No, stop!
- 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:26,125 What are you doing? Man 2: You are wasting dough.
- 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:28,495 Man 3: Please, please, please stop that. I have kids.
- 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,534 Man 4: You're gonna get us all killed.
- 00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:32,905 Man 5: That's yeast! Ha ha ha!
- 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,810 This is fun, but it's escalating
- 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:37,014 in a way that I don't know how to deal with.
- 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,253 Uhh! OK, OK, I'll stop.
- 00:12:40,353 --> 00:12:42,090 It's weird. It never occurred to me
- 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:45,296 that a lowly commoner--like me-- could have feelings.
- 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:49,270 Do our lives--I mean, our baker lives--do they matter?
- 00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:50,708 Well, the old me would have thought
- 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,611 you were a common kitchen wench.
- 00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,147 But you're like a real person.
- 00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:56,953 And the old me would have thought you were brain dead.
- 00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:59,625 Really makes you think, doesn't it?
- 00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:00,828 Uhh! Ah!
- 00:13:00,928 --> 00:13:01,962 Wow, you weren't kidding.
- 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,199 There's not a hair on 'em.
- 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,669 I thought I'd bring 'em
- 00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:06,005 as a wedding present. For you.
- 00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:07,808 You really don't want 'em anymore?
- 00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:10,446 The truth is, I'm just an old softie.
- 00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:13,620 I want to focus on my family. I want grandchildren.
- 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,958 Grandchildren and an enormous empire.
- 00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:17,562 That's what it's all about, right?
- 00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:19,665 I'll be a general to the kids.
- 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,270 General Granddad. That's me: Papa.
- 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,407 And where does that leave Ty?
- 00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:27,147 Well, once I have the grandkids, we'll just
- 00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,485 send him off on our next military campaign,
- 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,021 one where we know he's gonna die.
- 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,658 I say "we" but, of course,
- 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,361 I'd leave that decision up to you.
- 00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:37,233 I think Persia could be fun. He'll love the kebabs.
- 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,673 They're slightly different from how they are here,
- 00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,909 but again, totally up to you.
- 00:13:44,415 --> 00:13:45,985 Bakery Boss: Well, this wouldn't kill a hog.
- 00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,788 That's one loaf off your death sentence.
- 00:13:47,889 --> 00:13:49,692 Aah! I just realized something,
- 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,798 and when I realize something, I need to act on it right away.
- 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,903 Ana, will you get out of here with me?
- 00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:57,440 Hey, boss, we're leaving, and if you don't like it,
- 00:13:57,441 --> 00:13:59,812 you can throw more peasants into the fire.
- 00:13:59,912 --> 00:14:03,085 Why would you say that?
- 00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:09,732 Well, well, well.
- 00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:11,937 Hermes, darling,
- 00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:13,973 look at the spectacle they're putting on for me.
- 00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:17,414 Seems promising. The blood gutter on your altar is positively teeming.
- 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,618 Oh, you'll have to tell everyone back on Mount Olympus.
- 00:14:19,719 --> 00:14:22,859 Not that I care about them. I have enough attention here.
- 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,328 I'm gonna get a drink and talk trash
- 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,633 with some old spinsters. It'll really make their day.
- 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,937 Oh, they're seated in a pen by the meat.
- 00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:32,043 Now, that is an inspired seating arrangement.
- 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:35,316 Not bad, Deliria. Not bad. Super speed!
- 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,721 Good. Seems to have forgotten the eye.
- 00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,490 Stupendous, what are you doing?
- 00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:41,460 Your brother should be all tied up by now.
- 00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:44,067 Can we move this along, please? I'm pruning.
- 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,073 Soon she'll be your problem, Ty.
- 00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:49,512 The most ungrateful daughter ever.
- 00:14:51,115 --> 00:14:52,919 Hippo, I need you to get Stupe for me.
- 00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:54,188 I need to talk to her.
- 00:14:54,288 --> 00:14:56,759 Hippo 2: Stupe! Stupe! Stupe!
- 00:14:56,893 --> 00:14:58,061 What are we doing in the palace?
- 00:14:58,162 --> 00:14:59,497 You aren't gonna believe this, but
- 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,735 I'm King Tyrannis.
- 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:03,405 Hippo 2: Stupe, Stupe, Stupe!
- 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,278 Is a weird not-Hippo Hippo shouting my name?
- 00:15:06,445 --> 00:15:08,148 Thank you. What the--
- 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,619 Oof! OK,
- 00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:10,888 who did I just drop?
- 00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:12,357 That's Cyrus, the baker I switched with.
- 00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,295 Hello! Been having a great time!
- 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:15,898 What is going on? We did a switch.
- 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,167 Now, Stupe, I know you wanted to do
- 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,570 a massacre on Fatherinlawsus,
- 00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:20,707 and I ordered you not to, but I've changed my mind.
- 00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,344 Follow your bliss. Massacre him
- 00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:24,081 and his whole family and do it now.
- 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,684 I've found a regular woman to marry.
- 00:15:25,785 --> 00:15:27,655 Stupendous and Ana: What? Dad!
- 00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:28,958 Dad? What do you mean, "Dad"?
- 00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,995 I did a switch, too!
- 00:15:31,095 --> 00:15:33,098 Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
- 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,336 A little help, please! I know I'm not officially
- 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:38,142 part of the family, but at this point, I've invested.
- 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,886 Dad! Ana!
- 00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:46,191 Why aren't you plump and juicy and sopping wet?
- 00:15:46,325 --> 00:15:48,797 Because I am! Can someone get me
- 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:49,966 out of here now, please?
- 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,468 Oh, don't tell me.
- 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,837 You did a switch again.
- 00:15:52,838 --> 00:15:55,210 Is that your identical cousin Sarah in there?
- 00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,380 That's just great. You'll never be
- 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,251 someone else's problem at this rate.
- 00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:01,656 They want to do a massacre!
- 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,626 I'm here for this.
- 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:06,132 Don't worry, spinsters. Nobody's coming for you.
- 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,637 Fatherinlawsus is your dad? Yes. And you just
- 00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:11,008 told your sister to murder him and my whole family.
- 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,713 Why is anyone listening to a baker?
- 00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:15,316 I demand an offering of bread so I can
- 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,988 have a base for my stomach for the rest of the night.
- 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:20,059 Now, everybody, back to your seats.
- 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,862 Mom, it's me! I'm Tyrannis!
- 00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:23,967 But you're wearing an apron.
- 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,137 Hello, everyone. I'm Cyrus, just a baker.
- 00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:29,177 Not important enough to kill. Just putting that out there.
- 00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:30,581 Please, Fatherinlawsus, this is all
- 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:31,850 just a big misunderstanding.
- 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,452 I'm in love with your daughter.
- 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:35,558 Is it true about the massacre, Stupendous?
- 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:38,128 Ty told me to do it, but I don't want to.
- 00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:39,766 Where did you find this family?
- 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,302 Did you do any research
- 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,805 before you promised me to them?
- 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,575 I ordered her not to do it once.
- 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:46,011 Can't we focus on that part?
- 00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:47,615 Look, I'll order her not to do it again.
- 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,220 Stupe, don't kill them. Oh. I'm confused.
- 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,590 One of them is Tyrannis, yes?
- 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:55,029 One thing's for certain. That's our Hippo.
- 00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:56,464 Hippo 2: Aah!
- 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,469 Ana, you have to believe me.
- 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,039 I never would have told my sister
- 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,876 to kill your family if I knew you were you.
- 00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,814 In fact, it's really out of character
- 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:05,249 that I supported a massacre at all.
- 00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:07,755 I just did it because I want to be with you.
- 00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:10,794 I do get that, but-- Everybody, please listen up.
- 00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,731 Today, I met the most amazing woman.
- 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,604 I didn't know she was her, and she didn't know I was me,
- 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:16,905 but somehow, it just worked.
- 00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:18,475 Heh, heh. Come on, Ty, quit it.
- 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:20,747 No, I won't quit it. Because you don't quit love.
- 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,016 And you don't quit weddings
- 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,653 and you don't quit consummation tents.
- 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,158 We have it in us to fix everything about today.
- 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,495 I felt something when I was hurling buns with you,
- 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:30,466 and it's a feeling I never want to lose.
- 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,403 Ty! I think you got the wrong idea.
- 00:17:32,504 --> 00:17:35,308 I have fun throwing flour around with everybody.
- 00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:38,382 That wasn't sexual for me. And it's kind of weird
- 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,218 that you interpreted it that way.
- 00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:41,790 So, you don't want to marry me?
- 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,226 I don't want to marry any man.
- 00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:46,431 I'm super gay. That's why I keep switching.
- 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,003 And if my father would listen to me,
- 00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,372 we could stop this charade.
- 00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:53,412 Hmm? Huh? Did you hear something?
- 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:55,683 Well, that was a bust.
- 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:57,320 Do you know what I'm looking at right now?
- 00:17:57,487 --> 00:18:00,193 A bunch of hairless freaks?
- 00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:02,830 They were gonna be my hairless freaks.
- 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,802 Fatherinlawsus promised them to me.
- 00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:07,373 5,000 pre-castrated soldiers.
- 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:09,611 Wow. Well, that's one silver lining.
- 00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:12,818 At least now you don't have to castrate all those guys, right?
- 00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:15,523 No, it's-- ah, whatever.
- 00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:18,328 Why are you mad at me?
- 00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:20,133 I'm just feeling really shut out.
- 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,235 I mean, you want to find other ways
- 00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:24,307 than war for Krapopolis to expand.
- 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,877 Where does that leave me?
- 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:28,416 I want to find all of the ways for Krapopolis to grow.
- 00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,252 I've even been thinking of slogans like
- 00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:32,223 "The Stone City With Sass."
- 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,728 So, I'm just supposed to go along with
- 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:35,997 everything you say?
- 00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:38,737 Fatherinlawsus valued my opinions.
- 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,206 We were making plans.
- 00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:42,512 We were talking about conquering Persia.
- 00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:45,316 You never talk to me about conquering Persia.
- 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,520 Ah, you're telling him about Persia.
- 00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,524 Look, Ty, I'm sorry about my daughter,
- 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:51,763 but the good news is we're not gonna have to
- 00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,332 send you to your death anymore.
- 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,002 Wait, what? It's nothing!
- 00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,406 Cyrus, did my sister ever mention to you
- 00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,378 that she and Fatherinlawsus were going to
- 00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:01,081 send me to die at some point?
- 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,018 No, but to be fair,
- 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,522 we didn't spend that much time together.
- 00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:06,324 Really? How long did it take you
- 00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,028 to get rigged up like this?
- 00:19:08,128 --> 00:19:09,698 Um... I thought so.
- 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,368 It really wasn't that big of a deal.
- 00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:13,707 It would be years away. I wouldn't do it.
- 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,478 He really only cares about being a grandfather.
- 00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:18,215 What's a grandfather?
- 00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,886 I don't think we have them in the slums.
- 00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:21,756 It's an old man who's obsessed with
- 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,292 seeing his nose on a baby.
- 00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:26,431 That was the best wedding I've ever been to.
- 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,669 You mean "best" in a bad way.
- 00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:30,674 But that's still good. Think of it this way.
- 00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:33,478 You could be the goddess of messy events:
- 00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,550 weddings gone awry, girls' weekends
- 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,353 where the goal is to reset the dynamic,
- 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,090 revenge that you never know when it's gonna come
- 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,527 for plucking out somebody's eye,
- 00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,631 road trips where one person is a secret planner.
- 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,771 Anyway, invite me to your next party. Buh-bye. Super speed!
- 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:48,007 He's going to tell everyone what a disaster this was.
- 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:51,180 Oh, Deliria, this doesn't have to be a disaster.
- 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:52,585 Really? How?
- 00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:54,955 I talked to Fatherinlawsus and he agreed.
- 00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,425 The Dance of the Dads.
- 00:19:56,559 --> 00:20:00,867 Oh, Shlub! Fatherinlawsus, shall we?
- 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,372 Why not? Might as well have a little fun.
- 00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:06,612 Ha ha ha ha! You're very light on your feet.
- 00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:08,048 Thank you. The stranger
- 00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:09,719 who I thought was my son taught me.
- 00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:12,223 Tell me, is there a Mrs. Fatherinlawsus?
- 00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:14,194 Oh, no. She died in childbirth,
- 00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:15,631 giving me my ungrateful daughter.
- 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,637 Good.
- 00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:21,609 I haven't been to a lot of weddings, and I'm wondering--
- 00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:24,480 No, it's not normal.
- 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:30,326 I knew it. They're beautiful singers.
- 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:34,301 This is nice. It's nice with you.
- 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,006 Can I stay?
- 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,345 No, seriously. My boss will kill me if I try and go back.
- 00:20:47,026 --> 00:20:50,768 Hello? Is it safe to come out?
- 00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:52,036 Is anyone there?
- 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,577 Hello? Oh, thank God.
- 00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:58,182 I thought if I was quiet, I could ride out the massacre,
- 00:20:58,282 --> 00:20:59,519 but then everyone forgot me and--
- 00:20:59,619 --> 00:21:01,689 Shh. What? Is it still going on?
- 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:04,695 Can you help me get out? Is it--
- 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,200 Oh, my God! Aah!
- 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:11,709 What the--
- 00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:13,177 Oh! Oh, my--
- 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,623 Hello? Hippo 2: Har-lo.
- 00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:20,527 Hippocampus! Please help me.
- 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,062 I don't know what's going on.
- 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,900 Hippo 2: I don't know why I was made,
- 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,339 but I think I exist for evil.
- 00:21:29,243 --> 00:21:30,713 Well, that's just great.
- 00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:32,584 Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:35,990 Bento.
- 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:04,474 Ty: I can't say how nice it is
- 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:06,514 to talk to a guy like you. Fatherinlawsus.
- 00:00:06,647 --> 00:00:08,584 King to king. Fatherinlawsus: Yes, you have
- 00:00:08,585 --> 00:00:09,720 a fine city.
- 00:00:09,853 --> 00:00:11,288 A good place to raise kids, I hope.
- 00:00:11,289 --> 00:00:14,596 Ty: Oh, yes. Our infant survival rate is 14%.
- 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:16,165 I'm very proud of that number.
- 00:00:16,298 --> 00:00:18,504 Fatherinlawsus: My boy, you don't know how hard it is
- 00:00:18,604 --> 00:00:20,942 to find a king whose junk still works.
- 00:00:21,042 --> 00:00:23,013 You know, a lot of your contemporaries get their
- 00:00:23,113 --> 00:00:24,481 genitals blown off in war.
- 00:00:24,616 --> 00:00:26,286 Ty: My sister is a warrior around here.
- 00:00:26,419 --> 00:00:28,924 And there she is now, ravaged by some battle.
- 00:00:29,025 --> 00:00:31,697 Stupendous: Did you know we're getting attacked by hordes now?
- 00:00:31,797 --> 00:00:32,965 We've really made it.
- 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,270 Hey, who's this guy? He's got a sword!
- 00:00:35,437 --> 00:00:37,141 Fatherinlawsus: Ha ha ha ha! Ty: Relax, Stupe.
- 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:38,844 This is Fatherinlawsus the Great.
- 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:41,015 A warrior king whose vast empire
- 00:00:41,115 --> 00:00:43,186 stretches from one body of water to another.
- 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,490 He's seen noodles before! It's cute.
- 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:47,294 She doesn't even know what noodles are.
- 00:00:47,394 --> 00:00:49,398 Stupendous: Why would you let a conquering warrior king
- 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:53,073 inside the city walls without letting me murder him first?
- 00:00:53,173 --> 00:00:56,012 Where is your army? Are they disguised as bushes?
- 00:00:56,112 --> 00:00:57,414 Are they behind trees and walls,
- 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,320 just waiting to jump out and scream "Surprise!"
- 00:01:00,454 --> 00:01:02,759 Fatherinlawsus: That is a great idea for a party.
- 00:01:02,859 --> 00:01:05,129 You know, one of my guys has a birthday coming up.
- 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:06,333 I should be real mean to him
- 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:07,903 and make him think I forgot about it
- 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:09,138 so when we jump out and yell,
- 00:01:09,238 --> 00:01:11,042 it almost kills him. Only almost.
- 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:13,112 Stupendous: No, it's not a great idea for a party.
- 00:01:13,212 --> 00:01:16,286 It's a great idea for an attack. What is going on here?
- 00:01:16,419 --> 00:01:18,724 Fatherinlawsus: I understand your concern, but I found
- 00:01:18,824 --> 00:01:20,794 a new way to grow my empire.
- 00:01:20,795 --> 00:01:22,799 Go ahead. Tell her the news, son.
- 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,903 Ty: I'm getting married!
- 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:27,809 Stupendous: Uhh... kay?
- 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:30,313 [Theme music playing]
- 00:01:54,128 --> 00:01:55,097 Shlub: My own son getting married.
- 00:01:55,197 --> 00:01:56,332 I'm so proud of you.
- 00:01:56,466 --> 00:01:58,571 Now let's talk consummation tent.
- 00:01:58,671 --> 00:02:00,775 Shall we put it on the porch so we can all hear
- 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:03,646 the erotic noises when the blessed moment comes?
- 00:02:03,647 --> 00:02:07,454 Ty: I don't care where it is as long as the sex bell is front and center.
- 00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:10,360 The whole city needs to hear when it goes ring-a-ding-ding.
- 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:12,164 Deliria: Oh, I love a wedding because it's all about
- 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,634 me and my blessing.
- 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,807 Oh, the weird things I'll expect you to do to please me.
- 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:18,342 Congratulations to us.
- 00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:19,847 Stupendous: I think you're being stupid.
- 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,250 Who gets married to expand an empire?
- 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,687 Ty: I do, and it's genius.
- 00:02:23,787 --> 00:02:25,859 Shlub: It's an arrangement that combines sex and
- 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:27,461 whatever it is Ty's trying
- 00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:29,766 to do in the world. That's genius to me.
- 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:32,204 Stupendous: How did you not talk to me about this first?
- 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:34,509 Did you even think about how being under the thumb of
- 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:36,714 some warrior king would affect my life?
- 00:02:36,814 --> 00:02:39,285 I'm not manageable! Ty: Come on, Stupe, lighten up.
- 00:02:39,418 --> 00:02:41,055 Krapopolis will still be Krapopolis.
- 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:43,026 You know, once our families are allied,
- 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:44,662 I bet we can get pepper again.
- 00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:46,332 Shlub: Mmm, spicy!
- 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,437 Stupendous: Do you even know who you're marrying?
- 00:02:48,571 --> 00:02:50,374 Have you thought about that? Deliria: Oh, Stupendous.
- 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,612 If she's a dog, we can just lock her in a tower.
- 00:02:52,712 --> 00:02:54,382 Ty: A nice tower. She'll love it.
- 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,186 Stupendous: You know weddings are primo locations
- 00:02:56,286 --> 00:02:57,756 for massacres, right? Like, the second
- 00:02:57,889 --> 00:03:00,561 most dangerous place to be after a battlefield?
- 00:03:00,661 --> 00:03:02,699 I could have told you if you'd consulted me.
- 00:03:02,866 --> 00:03:05,303 Ty: I'm sure Fatherinlawsus isn't that kind of guy,
- 00:03:05,403 --> 00:03:07,407 and that means no massacres from you, either.
- 00:03:07,508 --> 00:03:10,280 I'm serious, Stupe. That's an order. No massacres!
- 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:13,955 Stupendous: An order? Ugh, this keeps getting worse!
- 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,424 Deliria: Does Fatherinlawsus dance?
- 00:03:15,558 --> 00:03:19,164 Ty: I'm gonna say yes. Yes to dancing, no to massacres.
- 00:03:19,264 --> 00:03:21,368 Deliria: Fantastic. We'll end the whole thing
- 00:03:21,503 --> 00:03:24,175 with a showstopping Dance of the Dads.
- 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,714 That'll get me hot and bothered. [Shlub chuckles]
- 00:03:26,847 --> 00:03:28,483 Ty: Just what a son wants on his wedding day.
- 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:30,320 Deliria: This day has to be perfect.
- 00:03:30,421 --> 00:03:32,659 You know Hermes will show up whether we invite him or not.
- 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:35,030 He's the god of critiquing seating arrangements,
- 00:03:35,163 --> 00:03:36,533 and he loves a free meal.
- 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,338 He also may be angry with me since I ripped out his eyes.
- 00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:40,942 Ty: Since you did what-was-it-though?
- 00:03:41,075 --> 00:03:42,244 Deliria: There! Now that's a dress
- 00:03:42,377 --> 00:03:45,084 that will pull focus from a bride.
- 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,787 Hippocampus: Sorry about the bachelor party.
- 00:03:46,921 --> 00:03:49,893 This was the only strip club I could find on short notice.
- 00:03:52,063 --> 00:03:53,700 Some people think this is hot.
- 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,905 Shlub: This guy!
- 00:03:56,005 --> 00:03:57,642 Ty: So, what Stupe was saying about
- 00:03:57,742 --> 00:03:59,813 how dangerous weddings are-- she was just
- 00:03:59,913 --> 00:04:01,081 trying to scare me, right?
- 00:04:01,215 --> 00:04:02,318 Hippocampus: Are you kidding? We've got
- 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,954 the Bootios Bloodbath,
- 00:04:04,054 --> 00:04:05,858 the Sacking of the Terziade,
- 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:07,894 the Dark Lemming Murders,
- 00:04:07,895 --> 00:04:09,365 the Fall of the Eel King,
- 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:12,772 The-The Flaming Eagle of Lord Philmox,
- 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:16,512 The Dark King's Demise in Calfothorag,
- 00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:21,623 The Cauldron Feint, the-the-the immolation of Emperor Tong!
- 00:04:21,723 --> 00:04:24,028 Ty: Those were all weddings? I thought they were wars.
- 00:04:24,128 --> 00:04:26,634 Shlub: The Dance of the Dads is weighing heavily upon me.
- 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,871 I'm going to ask that fish for some pointers.
- 00:04:28,971 --> 00:04:30,675 Ty: So, you're not worried about a massacre?
- 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:33,013 Shlub: Why would I be? I'm never the target.
- 00:04:33,113 --> 00:04:34,616 I'm too beloved.
- 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,121 Fatherinlawsus: General Stupendous.
- 00:04:37,254 --> 00:04:39,058 I thought I'd find you here. You seem upset.
- 00:04:39,158 --> 00:04:41,262 Stupendous: Well, yeah. My dumb brother thinks he can do
- 00:04:41,362 --> 00:04:43,366 whatever he wants on a whim with the city
- 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:45,437 I've devoted my life to defending.
- 00:04:45,538 --> 00:04:48,710 I could be out there splitting your guys' skulls in half,
- 00:04:48,711 --> 00:04:50,814 and instead I'm trying on dresses
- 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,086 and being told things about pepper.
- 00:04:53,186 --> 00:04:55,323 So, yeah, I'm a little upset.
- 00:04:55,456 --> 00:04:56,794 Fatherinlawsus: I don't blame you. In my heyday,
- 00:04:56,894 --> 00:04:58,830 I would have hated to be denied a good fight.
- 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:00,868 I bet you think I'm some old fuddy-duddy
- 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,705 who can't swing a sword anymore, so, I just
- 00:05:02,806 --> 00:05:04,976 marry off my daughters for territory.
- 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:06,446 Stupendous: Well, yeah, kinda.
- 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,417 Fatherinlawsus: And you're right. I'm ready to
- 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:10,721 retire from warfare, but I know you're not,
- 00:05:10,821 --> 00:05:13,828 and I need someone like you to lead my armies.
- 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:15,297 Stupendous: You do? Fatherinlawsus: Tell me.
- 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,168 Have you ever commanded an army of
- 00:05:17,268 --> 00:05:19,304 5,000 pre-castrated soldiers?
- 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:20,908 Stupendous: "Pre-castrated"? Like you still
- 00:05:20,909 --> 00:05:23,179 gotta castrate 'em or... Fatherinlawsus: No, no, no.
- 00:05:23,312 --> 00:05:24,950 Pre-castrated. It's already taken care of.
- 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:27,254 Stupendous: Wow. To answer your question, no,
- 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:28,758 but I've always wanted to.
- 00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:30,260 Fatherinlawsus: They're very obedient.
- 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:31,530 Totally hairless.
- 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,633 Stupendous: I bet they're gorgeous singers.
- 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,439 Fatherinlawsus: Their falsettos could crack marble.
- 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,342 Here. This is for you.
- 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:43,153 Ty: I should get out of this wedding. right?
- 00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:44,889 Hippocampus: Let's just say if you go through with it,
- 00:05:45,023 --> 00:05:47,094 I'm planning on having a stomach bug that day.
- 00:05:47,194 --> 00:05:50,065 Ty: But there's also a chance that there won't be a massacre, right?
- 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:52,404 What's that thing you were telling me you just invented?
- 00:05:52,572 --> 00:05:55,611 The thing where you can guess how likely it is that something will happen.
- 00:05:55,778 --> 00:05:58,383 Hippocampus: You mean odds? Ty: Yeah. What are the odds
- 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,820 that I get murdered at my wedding?
- 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,322 Hippocampus: Dude, there's no way of knowing
- 00:06:01,422 --> 00:06:02,857 unless you have 1,000 weddings.
- 00:06:02,858 --> 00:06:05,363 Ty: Oh, if only there was a way to go through with this
- 00:06:05,497 --> 00:06:07,502 and not go through with it at the same time.
- 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:09,038 [Hippocampus gasps] Holy moly.
- 00:06:09,138 --> 00:06:10,575 Look, do you see that guy?
- 00:06:10,675 --> 00:06:12,545 Ty: That wretched baker. What about him?
- 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:14,516 Hippocampus: He looks exactly like you.
- 00:06:14,649 --> 00:06:16,553 Ty: What? No, he doesn't. He's wearing an apron.
- 00:06:16,653 --> 00:06:19,058 Hippocampus: His face, Ty. [Baker grunting]
- 00:06:19,158 --> 00:06:21,062 Ty: You're right. Hippocampus: You can get that guy
- 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:23,266 to go to the wedding in your place.
- 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:24,836 Ty: So, if there's a massacre,
- 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,441 he gets a sword through his guts, not me.
- 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:29,211 And if there isn't, we just switch back.
- 00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:31,850 Either way, Krapopolis keeps her king, and I'm a genius.
- 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,488 Hippocampus: Or you're a guy who got a good idea from a genius.
- 00:06:34,589 --> 00:06:36,358 Ty: That's its own kind of intelligence.
- 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,028 Hey, you! Mr. Bread Guy!
- 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:40,367 Baker: Please. Mr. Bread Guy was my father.
- 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:44,108 I just inherited his debt. You can call me Cyrus.
- 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,779 Whoa! King Tyrannis? Well, I'll be!
- 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,651 Ty: Actually, that's sort of the idea.
- 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:51,089 How would you like to be me? Pretend to be.
- 00:06:51,189 --> 00:06:52,490 I mean, just through my wedding.
- 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:54,061 I've learned that royal weddings can be dangerous.
- 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:56,632 Hippocampus: We're talking notoriously massacre-prone.
- 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,436 Cyrus: Eh, that doesn't worry me.
- 00:06:58,537 --> 00:06:59,740 Honestly, in some ways,
- 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,077 death would come as a relief.
- 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:03,847 Will there be a buffet?
- 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,759 Deliria: No, no, no! The bride's brining tank
- 00:07:09,892 --> 00:07:11,863 should be in the corner, and there should be enough space
- 00:07:11,963 --> 00:07:15,003 for her handmaidens to stand around and get bad updos.
- 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:18,944 This altar is too plain and it needs a gutter for blood.
- 00:07:19,044 --> 00:07:20,648 If I'm going to bless the couple with fertility,
- 00:07:20,748 --> 00:07:22,552 I'm going to need a lot of goats.
- 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:24,188 And can somebody clear the area in front?
- 00:07:24,288 --> 00:07:26,627 That's not enough space for the Dance of the Dads!
- 00:07:26,727 --> 00:07:28,697 Stupendous, what on earth are you wearing?
- 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:29,999 Is this some kind of prank?
- 00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:31,737 You're not allowed to ruin this wedding.
- 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:34,208 Hermes is going to be here, and that messy bitch
- 00:07:34,308 --> 00:07:36,078 talks, and holds a grudge.
- 00:07:36,212 --> 00:07:39,151 Stupendous: It's a gift from Fatherinlawsus. He says it commands respect.
- 00:07:39,285 --> 00:07:42,692 Deliria: Oh, if you say so. Now, don't forget that the sister of the groom
- 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:44,730 ties up her brother before the ceremony.
- 00:07:44,863 --> 00:07:46,497 Stupendous: Why do I do that again?
- 00:07:46,498 --> 00:07:48,203 Deliria: Well, I could come up with some symbolism,
- 00:07:48,336 --> 00:07:49,839 but really, I just think it's funny.
- 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:52,277 You tie him up and then, when it's time,
- 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:54,481 you toss him into the consummation tent.
- 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,150 And those knots had better be tight.
- 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:59,023 Shlub: I come to you sheepishly. Deliria: What? You usually
- 00:07:59,024 --> 00:08:00,895 come to me wolfishly. What's wrong?
- 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:03,433 Shlub: It's the Dance of the Dads. I'm wondering
- 00:08:03,534 --> 00:08:05,002 how important that is to you.
- 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:08,109 Deliria: It's the final offering before I grant my blessing.
- 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:11,382 You know I love a show, and you know I love dads dancing.
- 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:13,353 Why would you ask how important it is?
- 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:15,123 Shlub: I just wanted to make sure I knew you
- 00:08:15,223 --> 00:08:16,425 as well as I thought I did,
- 00:08:16,526 --> 00:08:18,062 though I have heard a crazy thing
- 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:20,233 that at some weddings, there's a dance between
- 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,103 the mother of the groom and the groom.
- 00:08:22,204 --> 00:08:24,408 Deliria: What? This wedding is about pleasing me, remember.
- 00:08:24,509 --> 00:08:28,249 How would dancing with my son do that? Where is he, anyway?
- 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:30,755 Ty: OK, first things first. Do you know what this is?
- 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:35,430 Cyrus: A lice pick. Thanks! I've got lice, like, everywhere.
- 00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:37,166 Ty: Why don't we work on your accent?
- 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:41,643 "Fatherinlawsus, it is a great honor to join your family."
- 00:08:41,777 --> 00:08:44,315 Hippocampus: That's not what you sound like. [Whispers]
- 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,919 Cyrus [Ty's accent]: I fart all the time and blame Servant No Name,
- 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,757 but everyone knows it's me. Hippocampus: Wow.
- 00:08:48,857 --> 00:08:51,329 Ty: First of all, everyone does that with Servant No Name,
- 00:08:51,429 --> 00:08:52,965 but I agree. That was incredible!
- 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,704 Cyrus: All right, get me in that toga!
- 00:08:59,846 --> 00:09:02,451 Ty: Well, fellas, I'm off to goof around at the bakery.
- 00:09:02,552 --> 00:09:04,455 I'll be seeing you both later. And remember,
- 00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:06,492 no funny business in the consummation tent.
- 00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:08,598 I'll be back before the bell.
- 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:10,768 Cyrus: Oh, no. I never showed him how to be
- 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:13,005 an indentured bread baker!
- 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,711 Ty: Excuse me. Is this the bakery?
- 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,212 Bakery Boss: What the hell is wrong with you, Cyrus?
- 00:09:17,213 --> 00:09:19,553 You're not gonna pay off your debts with jokes.
- 00:09:19,686 --> 00:09:22,357 Get to work or get to be in debt.
- 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,973 Ty: Hello--[Clears throat] Oh. Sorry I'm late.
- 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,444 Woman: No crust off my bread. But if you don't get busy,
- 00:09:32,578 --> 00:09:34,515 they'll throw you in the fire and feed your
- 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,084 charred bones to the goats.
- 00:09:36,218 --> 00:09:39,324 "Yer worth more to me that way." Ha ha ha!
- 00:09:39,457 --> 00:09:43,466 [Ty laughs] Man: No, no! Aah!
- 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:46,639 Cyrus: Hey, brother. Wink, wink. Hippocampus: Hello, Ty.
- 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,775 No wink. Just Ty.
- 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,410 Cyrus: What are you up to, Hippo?
- 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:52,284 Hippocampus: Making a duplicate me. A Hip replacement
- 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,390 Cyrus: So you don't have to go to Ty--I mean, my wedding.
- 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:58,162 Hippocampus: Yes. Cyrus: Right on. So, it was the craziest thing.
- 00:09:58,262 --> 00:09:59,932 Jonathan here-- Hippocampus: Servant No Name's
- 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,636 name is Jonathan? Cyrus: Uh-huh.
- 00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:03,808 So, he was feeding me figs, which, wow,
- 00:10:03,908 --> 00:10:06,546 what an experience, and anyway, we got to talking,
- 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,583 and I thought, Jonathan is interesting.
- 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,185 He's been on a boat, you know.
- 00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:11,322 Jonathan: I fled a famine.
- 00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:12,825 I was a doctor in my city.
- 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,861 Cyrus: And, Hippo, you're a really smart fish guy.
- 00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:16,933 You're, like, the most impressive guy I know.
- 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,871 Hippocampus: Um, thank you. Cyrus: Anyway, so, yeah,
- 00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:20,774 he's a doctor, he's been on a boat,
- 00:10:20,775 --> 00:10:22,143 and I thought you'd hit it off.
- 00:10:22,277 --> 00:10:23,813 Hippocampus: You're being so nice, Ty.
- 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:27,654 So nice and so, so out of character.
- 00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:29,726 Jonathan: He's nice, huh? I never knew it!
- 00:10:29,826 --> 00:10:32,530 I guess getting married can change a guy.
- 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,034 Shlub: Children! Come here, please!
- 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,706 Cyrus: I think that's our dad. He's very fun.
- 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:38,777 Coming, Dad! Hippocampus: Ugh. OK.
- 00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:41,850 I'm gonna test this out. Hippo 2, you ready?
- 00:10:45,824 --> 00:10:47,796 Deliria: Put those over there.
- 00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:49,364 Fatherinlawsus: Knock, knock.
- 00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:51,302 We all clear? I got my daughter here.
- 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,039 Deliria: Wait!
- 00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:54,742 Oh, sorry. I thought Ty was in the room,
- 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,513 but it was just this plant.
- 00:10:56,647 --> 00:10:58,684 [Laughs]
- 00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,886 Bring her in.
- 00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:03,025 Ah, there's my future daughter-in-law.
- 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,796 Stupendous: I thought everyone was supposed to, like,
- 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,900 stand up and make a big deal about the bride.
- 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,337 Deliria: On my big day? I don't think so.
- 00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:11,341 Fatherinlawsus: Now, that suit fits your status.
- 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:14,782 Stupendous: It does, right? You're really good at guessing sizes.
- 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,285 Fatherinlawsus: What do you say before the wedding,
- 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,353 you and me go check out
- 00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:18,790 some pre-castrated soldiers?
- 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:21,261 Deliria: Meaning they're slated for castration?
- 00:11:21,262 --> 00:11:24,167 Fatherinlawsus: Common mistake. No. Pre-castrated,
- 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,604 like ready-castrated.
- 00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,641 No disassembly required.
- 00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:30,446 Deliria: Oh, of course. Good deal.
- 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,421 Shlub: Sons, tell me, how am I doing?
- 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,295 [Hippo 2 gasps] Cyrus: I think you're doing a great job.
- 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,200 Hippo 2: Yes, fah-der. Shlub: Thanks, boys,
- 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,837 but I know I'm not. Your mother cares a lot about
- 00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:44,809 the Dance of the Dads, and I didn't have the heart
- 00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,946 to tell her I have 3 left feet.
- 00:11:47,046 --> 00:11:49,619 Hippo, can you make me one of those contraptions
- 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,990 that keeps time? Hippo 2: Gargle gargle.
- 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:54,628 Cyrus: Maybe I can help you. Shlub: There's no way.
- 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,733 Cyrus: Just relax and feel the music.
- 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,737 Shlub: Oh, since when can you dance?
- 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,242 I'm seeing a whole new side of you.
- 00:12:01,342 --> 00:12:03,379 Hippo, look at Ty and me.
- 00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:06,217 Hippocampus: He seriously thinks that's me?
- 00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:09,057 Has my dad never looked at me before?
- 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,863 Ty: This is actually so simple and beautiful.
- 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:15,269 Grain and water brought together with my powerful hands.
- 00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:17,942 Forged in fire. Bread!
- 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:20,313 [Woman giggles] Ty: Ha ha!
- 00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,785 Woman: No, stop! [Both laugh]
- 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:26,125 Man: What are you doing? Man 2: You are wasting dough.
- 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:28,495 Man 3: Please, please, please stop that. I have kids.
- 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,534 Man 4: You're gonna get us all killed.
- 00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:32,905 Man 5: That's yeast! Ty: Ha ha ha!
- 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,810 Woman: This is fun, but it's escalating
- 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:37,014 in a way that I don't know how to deal with.
- 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,253 Ty: Uhh! OK, OK, I'll stop.
- 00:12:40,353 --> 00:12:42,090 It's weird. It never occurred to me
- 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:45,296 that a lowly commoner--like me-- could have feelings.
- 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:49,270 Woman: Do our lives--I mean, our baker lives--do they matter?
- 00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:50,708 Ty: Well, the old me would have thought
- 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,611 you were a common kitchen wench.
- 00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,147 But you're like a real person.
- 00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:56,953 Woman: And the old me would have thought you were brain dead.
- 00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:59,625 Ty: Really makes you think, doesn't it?
- 00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:00,828 Uhh! Woman: Ah!
- 00:13:00,928 --> 00:13:01,962 Stupendous: Wow, you weren't kidding.
- 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,199 There's not a hair on 'em.
- 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,669 Fatherinlawsus: I thought I'd bring 'em
- 00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:06,005 as a wedding present. For you.
- 00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:07,808 Stupendous: You really don't want 'em anymore?
- 00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:10,446 Fatherinlawsus: The truth is, I'm just an old softie.
- 00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:13,620 I want to focus on my family. I want grandchildren.
- 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,958 Grandchildren and an enormous empire.
- 00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:17,562 That's what it's all about, right?
- 00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:19,665 I'll be a general to the kids.
- 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,270 General Granddad. That's me: Papa.
- 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,407 Stupendous: And where does that leave Ty?
- 00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:27,147 Fatherinlawsus: Well, once I have the grandkids, we'll just
- 00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,485 send him off on our next military campaign,
- 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,021 one where we know he's gonna die.
- 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,658 I say "we" but, of course,
- 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,361 I'd leave that decision up to you.
- 00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:37,233 I think Persia could be fun. He'll love the kebabs.
- 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,673 They're slightly different from how they are here,
- 00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,909 but again, totally up to you.
- 00:13:44,415 --> 00:13:45,985 Bakery Boss: Well, this wouldn't kill a hog.
- 00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,788 That's one loaf off your death sentence.
- 00:13:47,889 --> 00:13:49,692 Ty: Aah! I just realized something,
- 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,798 and when I realize something, I need to act on it right away.
- 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,903 Ana, will you get out of here with me?
- 00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:57,440 Ana: Hey, boss, we're leaving, and if you don't like it,
- 00:13:57,441 --> 00:13:59,812 you can throw more peasants into the fire.
- 00:13:59,912 --> 00:14:03,085 [Blows raspberry] Man: Why would you say that?
- 00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:09,732 Hermes: Well, well, well.
- 00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:11,937 Deliria: Hermes, darling,
- 00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:13,973 look at the spectacle they're putting on for me.
- 00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:17,414 Hermes: Seems promising. The blood gutter on your altar is positively teeming.
- 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,618 Deliria: Oh, you'll have to tell everyone back on Mount Olympus.
- 00:14:19,719 --> 00:14:22,859 Not that I care about them. I have enough attention here.
- 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,328 Hermes: I'm gonna get a drink and talk trash
- 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,633 with some old spinsters. It'll really make their day.
- 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,937 Deliria: Oh, they're seated in a pen by the meat.
- 00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:32,043 Hermes: Now, that is an inspired seating arrangement.
- 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:35,316 Not bad, Deliria. Not bad. Super speed!
- 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,721 Deliria: Good. Seems to have forgotten the eye.
- 00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,490 Stupendous, what are you doing?
- 00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:41,460 Your brother should be all tied up by now.
- 00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:44,067 Bride: Can we move this along, please? I'm pruning.
- 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,073 Fatherinlawsus: Soon she'll be your problem, Ty.
- 00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:49,512 The most ungrateful daughter ever.
- 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,014 [Ty panting]
- 00:14:51,115 --> 00:14:52,919 Hippo, I need you to get Stupe for me.
- 00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:54,188 I need to talk to her.
- 00:14:54,288 --> 00:14:56,759 Hippo 2: Stupe! Stupe! Stupe!
- 00:14:56,893 --> 00:14:58,061 Ana: What are we doing in the palace?
- 00:14:58,162 --> 00:14:59,497 Ty: You aren't gonna believe this, but
- 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,735 I'm King Tyrannis.
- 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:03,405 Hippo 2: Stupe, Stupe, Stupe!
- 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,278 Stupendous: Is a weird not-Hippo Hippo shouting my name?
- 00:15:06,445 --> 00:15:08,148 Hippocampus: Thank you. Stupendous: What the--
- 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,619 Cyrus: Oof! Stupendous: OK,
- 00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:10,888 who did I just drop?
- 00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:12,357 Ty: That's Cyrus, the baker I switched with.
- 00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,295 Cyrus: Hello! Been having a great time!
- 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:15,898 Ana: What is going on? Ty: We did a switch.
- 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,167 Now, Stupe, I know you wanted to do
- 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,570 a massacre on Fatherinlawsus,
- 00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:20,707 and I ordered you not to, but I've changed my mind.
- 00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,344 Follow your bliss. Massacre him
- 00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:24,081 and his whole family and do it now.
- 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,684 I've found a regular woman to marry.
- 00:15:25,785 --> 00:15:27,655 Stupendous and Ana: What? Ana: Dad!
- 00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:28,958 Ty: Dad? What do you mean, "Dad"?
- 00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,995 Ana: I did a switch, too!
- 00:15:31,095 --> 00:15:33,098 Ty: Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
- 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,336 Cyrus: A little help, please! I know I'm not officially
- 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:38,142 part of the family, but at this point, I've invested.
- 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,886 Ana: Dad! Fatherinlawsus: Ana!
- 00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:46,191 Why aren't you plump and juicy and sopping wet?
- 00:15:46,325 --> 00:15:48,797 Bride: Because I am! Can someone get me
- 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:49,966 out of here now, please?
- 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,468 Fatherinlawsus: Oh, don't tell me.
- 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,837 You did a switch again.
- 00:15:52,838 --> 00:15:55,210 Is that your identical cousin Sarah in there?
- 00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,380 That's just great. You'll never be
- 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,251 someone else's problem at this rate.
- 00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:01,656 Ana: They want to do a massacre! [People gasp]
- 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,626 Hermes: I'm here for this.
- 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:06,132 Don't worry, spinsters. Nobody's coming for you.
- 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,637 Ty: Fatherinlawsus is your dad? Ana: Yes. And you just
- 00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:11,008 told your sister to murder him and my whole family.
- 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,713 Deliria: Why is anyone listening to a baker?
- 00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:15,316 I demand an offering of bread so I can
- 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,988 have a base for my stomach for the rest of the night.
- 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:20,059 Now, everybody, back to your seats.
- 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,862 Ty: Mom, it's me! I'm Tyrannis!
- 00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:23,967 Deliria: But you're wearing an apron.
- 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,137 Cyrus: Hello, everyone. I'm Cyrus, just a baker.
- 00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:29,177 Not important enough to kill. Just putting that out there.
- 00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:30,581 Ty: Please, Fatherinlawsus, this is all
- 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:31,850 just a big misunderstanding.
- 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,452 I'm in love with your daughter.
- 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:35,558 Fatherinlawsus: Is it true about the massacre, Stupendous?
- 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:38,128 Stupendous: Ty told me to do it, but I don't want to.
- 00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:39,766 Ana: Where did you find this family?
- 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,302 Did you do any research
- 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,805 before you promised me to them?
- 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,575 Ty: I ordered her not to do it once.
- 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:46,011 Can't we focus on that part?
- 00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:47,615 Look, I'll order her not to do it again.
- 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,220 Stupe, don't kill them. Deliria: Oh. I'm confused.
- 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,590 One of them is Tyrannis, yes?
- 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:55,029 Shlub: One thing's for certain. That's our Hippo.
- 00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:56,464 Hippo 2: Aah!
- 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,469 Ty: Ana, you have to believe me.
- 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,039 I never would have told my sister
- 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,876 to kill your family if I knew you were you.
- 00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,814 In fact, it's really out of character
- 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:05,249 that I supported a massacre at all.
- 00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:07,755 I just did it because I want to be with you.
- 00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:10,794 Ana: I do get that, but-- Ty: Everybody, please listen up.
- 00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,731 Today, I met the most amazing woman.
- 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,604 I didn't know she was her, and she didn't know I was me,
- 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:16,905 but somehow, it just worked.
- 00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:18,475 Ana: Heh, heh. Come on, Ty, quit it.
- 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:20,747 Ty: No, I won't quit it. Because you don't quit love.
- 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,016 And you don't quit weddings
- 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,653 and you don't quit consummation tents.
- 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,158 We have it in us to fix everything about today.
- 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,495 I felt something when I was hurling buns with you,
- 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:30,466 and it's a feeling I never want to lose.
- 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,403 Ana: Ty! I think you got the wrong idea.
- 00:17:32,504 --> 00:17:35,308 I have fun throwing flour around with everybody.
- 00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:38,382 That wasn't sexual for me. And it's kind of weird
- 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,218 that you interpreted it that way.
- 00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:41,790 Ty: So, you don't want to marry me?
- 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,226 Ana: I don't want to marry any man.
- 00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:46,431 I'm super gay. That's why I keep switching.
- 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,003 And if my father would listen to me,
- 00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,372 we could stop this charade.
- 00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:53,412 Fatherinlawsus: Hmm? Huh? Did you hear something?
- 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:55,683 Ty: Well, that was a bust.
- 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:57,320 Stupendous: Do you know what I'm looking at right now?
- 00:17:57,487 --> 00:18:00,193 Ty: A bunch of hairless freaks?
- 00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:02,830 Stupendous: They were gonna be my hairless freaks.
- 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,802 Fatherinlawsus promised them to me.
- 00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:07,373 5,000 pre-castrated soldiers.
- 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:09,611 Ty: Wow. Well, that's one silver lining.
- 00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:12,818 At least now you don't have to castrate all those guys, right?
- 00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:15,523 Stupendous: No, it's-- ah, whatever.
- 00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:18,328 Ty: Why are you mad at me?
- 00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:20,133 Stupendous: I'm just feeling really shut out.
- 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,235 I mean, you want to find other ways
- 00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:24,307 than war for Krapopolis to expand.
- 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,877 Where does that leave me?
- 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:28,416 Ty: I want to find all of the ways for Krapopolis to grow.
- 00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,252 I've even been thinking of slogans like
- 00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:32,223 "The Stone City With Sass."
- 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,728 Stupendous: So, I'm just supposed to go along with
- 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:35,997 everything you say?
- 00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:38,737 Fatherinlawsus valued my opinions.
- 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,206 We were making plans.
- 00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:42,512 We were talking about conquering Persia.
- 00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:45,316 You never talk to me about conquering Persia.
- 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,520 Fatherinlawsus: Ah, you're telling him about Persia.
- 00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,524 Look, Ty, I'm sorry about my daughter,
- 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:51,763 but the good news is we're not gonna have to
- 00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,332 send you to your death anymore.
- 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,002 Ty: Wait, what? Stupendous: It's nothing!
- 00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,406 Ty: Cyrus, did my sister ever mention to you
- 00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,378 that she and Fatherinlawsus were going to
- 00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:01,081 send me to die at some point?
- 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,018 Cyrus: No, but to be fair,
- 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,522 we didn't spend that much time together.
- 00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:06,324 Ty: Really? How long did it take you
- 00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,028 to get rigged up like this?
- 00:19:08,128 --> 00:19:09,698 Cyrus: Um... Ty: I thought so.
- 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,368 Stupendous: It really wasn't that big of a deal.
- 00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:13,707 It would be years away. I wouldn't do it.
- 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,478 He really only cares about being a grandfather.
- 00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:18,215 Cyrus: What's a grandfather?
- 00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,886 I don't think we have them in the slums.
- 00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:21,756 Stupendous: It's an old man who's obsessed with
- 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,292 seeing his nose on a baby.
- 00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:26,431 Hermes: That was the best wedding I've ever been to.
- 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,669 Deliria: You mean "best" in a bad way.
- 00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:30,674 Hermes: But that's still good. Think of it this way.
- 00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:33,478 You could be the goddess of messy events:
- 00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,550 weddings gone awry, girls' weekends
- 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,353 where the goal is to reset the dynamic,
- 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,090 revenge that you never know when it's gonna come
- 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,527 for plucking out somebody's eye,
- 00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,631 road trips where one person is a secret planner.
- 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,771 Anyway, invite me to your next party. Buh-bye. Super speed!
- 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:48,007 Deliria: He's going to tell everyone what a disaster this was.
- 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:51,180 Shlub: Oh, Deliria, this doesn't have to be a disaster.
- 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:52,585 Deliria: Really? How?
- 00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:54,955 Shlub: I talked to Fatherinlawsus and he agreed.
- 00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,425 [Deliria gasps] The Dance of the Dads.
- 00:19:56,559 --> 00:20:00,867 Oh, Shlub! [Laughs] Shlub: Fatherinlawsus, shall we?
- 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,372 Fatherinlawsus: Why not? Might as well have a little fun.
- 00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:06,612 Ha ha ha ha! You're very light on your feet.
- 00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:08,048 Shlub: Thank you. The stranger
- 00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:09,719 who I thought was my son taught me.
- 00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:12,223 Tell me, is there a Mrs. Fatherinlawsus?
- 00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:14,194 Fatherinlawsus: Oh, no. She died in childbirth,
- 00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:15,631 giving me my ungrateful daughter.
- 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,637 [Fatherinlawsus and Shlub laugh] Shlub: Good.
- 00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:21,609 Cyrus: I haven't been to a lot of weddings, and I'm wondering--
- 00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:24,480 Ty: No, it's not normal. [Soldiers singing indistinctly]
- 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:30,326 Stupendous: I knew it. They're beautiful singers.
- 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:34,301 Cyrus: This is nice. It's nice with you.
- 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,006 Can I stay? [Laughter]
- 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,345 No, seriously. My boss will kill me if I try and go back.
- 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:41,816 [Stupe laughs]
- 00:20:47,026 --> 00:20:50,768 Bride: Hello? Is it safe to come out?
- 00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:52,036 Is anyone there?
- 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,577 Hello? Oh, thank God.
- 00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:58,182 I thought if I was quiet, I could ride out the massacre,
- 00:20:58,282 --> 00:20:59,519 but then everyone forgot me and--
- 00:20:59,619 --> 00:21:01,689 Man: Shh. Bride: What? Is it still going on?
- 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:04,695 Can you help me get out? Is it--[Gasp]
- 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,200 Oh, my God! Man: Aah!
- 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:11,709 Bride: What the-- [Gasp]
- 00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:13,177 Oh! Oh, my--
- 00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:16,519 [Man screaming]
- 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,623 Bride: Hello? Hippo 2: Har-lo.
- 00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:20,527 Bride: Hippocampus! Please help me.
- 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,062 I don't know what's going on.
- 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,900 Hippo 2: I don't know why I was made,
- 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,339 but I think I exist for evil.
- 00:21:29,243 --> 00:21:30,713 Bride: Well, that's just great.
- 00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:32,584 Man: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:35,990 Woman: Bento. [People cheering]
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