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Когда Шлуб показывает вазу с рекламой двух женщин, Ступендус истолковывает это как рекламу Афродиты о празднике плодородия. Делирия приводит Ступендуса, чтобы тот присмотрел за Афродитой. По прибытии Делирия и Ступендус видят, как Афродита вызывает беременность у всех, кто становится её последователями. Ступендус встречает своих старых подруг из лагеря «Боевые красавицы» — Тину, Ирис и Кору, которые теперь гордые матери, и узнаёт, как они совмещают роли матерей и воинов. Это заставляет Ступендуса захотеть ребёнка, к большому огорчению Делирии. Тем временем Шлуб и Гиппокамп планируют пойти в баню и не говорят об этом Тираннису, потому что знают, как он реагирует на наготу. Он пытается смириться с этим, подслушивая, как некоторые посетители плохо отзываются о нём, что приводит к тому, что Тираннис отвечает самым неожиданным образом.
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- 00:00:02,973 --> 00:00:04,309 Shlub: Did you all see this?
- 00:00:04,409 --> 00:00:06,045 A two-headed creature bristling
- 00:00:06,179 --> 00:00:07,582 with penes was born.
- 00:00:07,682 --> 00:00:09,954 Hippocampus: Yes! All right! Tyrannis: Dad, I think
- 00:00:10,087 --> 00:00:12,392 you're reading that wrong. It's two women embracing.
- 00:00:12,492 --> 00:00:15,397 Shlub: Ah, yes, I think I can see that, too.
- 00:00:15,531 --> 00:00:17,969 -Why were you so excited? -Zero reason.
- 00:00:18,069 --> 00:00:19,673 Keep drinking the well water, everybody.
- 00:00:19,774 --> 00:00:23,046 Stupendous: Oh, it's an ad for Aphrodite's Fertility Festival.
- 00:00:23,146 --> 00:00:24,282 It's gonna be huge.
- 00:00:24,382 --> 00:00:25,985 Deliria: Aphrodite has festivals now?
- 00:00:26,085 --> 00:00:27,990 I remember when she was just a kid in a shell,
- 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,327 goddess of sea foam. No one cared about her
- 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:31,998 until she took her clothes off.
- 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,501 Stupendous: I mean, she's hot as hell, Mom.
- 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,639 Deliria: Try being hot with your clothes on.
- 00:00:35,772 --> 00:00:37,008 Now, that takes work!
- 00:00:37,141 --> 00:00:38,645 She used to be quite a bit heavier, you know.
- 00:00:38,711 --> 00:00:40,681 Shlub: Don't make me hornier than I already am.
- 00:00:40,781 --> 00:00:44,189 Deliria: So she's built an entire cult around love and fertility,
- 00:00:44,289 --> 00:00:46,894 just by shaking her little ass around town.
- 00:00:47,027 --> 00:00:48,430 God, I wish I'd thought of that.
- 00:00:48,497 --> 00:00:50,502 Stupendous: "The price of admission is one woman."
- 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:52,939 Deliria: Well, that settles it. I'll take you.
- 00:00:53,073 --> 00:00:54,408 -To a festival? -Yes, I need
- 00:00:54,509 --> 00:00:57,816 to study Aphrodite's game and hate her from closer.
- 00:00:57,916 --> 00:01:01,189 Stupendous: But it's a fertility festival. I'm not trying to have a baby!
- 00:01:01,255 --> 00:01:03,192 Deliria: Of course you aren't! It's a death sentence!
- 00:01:03,259 --> 00:01:05,163 Just stay by me, and if anyone tries to talk to you
- 00:01:05,263 --> 00:01:08,069 about the tides or "tearing," just plug your ears
- 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,609 and scream until you can't hear them.
- 00:01:10,742 --> 00:01:14,282 Tyrannis: Well, fellas, looks like it's another classic "boys' day."
- 00:01:14,415 --> 00:01:16,252 -Aren't you 29? -"Men's day!"
- 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:18,457 You know what I mean: When the cat's away,
- 00:01:18,558 --> 00:01:20,494 the mice will play. Shlub: Are we mice now?
- 00:01:20,629 --> 00:01:22,130 I thought he said we were children.
- 00:01:22,264 --> 00:01:23,634 -Yeah, I'm lost. -I'm just trying to say
- 00:01:23,734 --> 00:01:25,638 the three of us can hang out together.
- 00:01:25,738 --> 00:01:28,511 Hippocampus: Oh...we sorta made plans.
- 00:01:28,577 --> 00:01:31,449 -Oh, give me a break. -We're going to the bathhouse.
- 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,353 Hippo: We didn't invite you, because we know how much
- 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:35,558 you hate public nudity. Ty: Where did you get that from?
- 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:36,492 Shlub: Specifically?
- 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:38,698 From you wearing a shirt under your toga.
- 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:41,136 Tyrannis: This is a style choice and I would love
- 00:01:41,236 --> 00:01:42,706 to join you two at the bathhouse.
- 00:01:42,806 --> 00:01:45,244 Hippo: It's very far. And you have to know somebody to get in.
- 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:48,183 -I know you two. -Mmm, yes, I suppose.
- 00:01:48,283 --> 00:01:49,853 OK, then. Kolax: Hey, boss,
- 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:51,857 got time for a quick meet and greet
- 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:53,995 with Krapopolis' oldest living woman?
- 00:01:54,095 --> 00:01:55,364 She's 37.
- 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,101 Tyrannis: Ew. Can it wait?
- 00:01:57,235 --> 00:01:59,071 Kolax: Well, she is 37.
- 00:01:59,171 --> 00:02:01,008 You tell me.
- 00:02:01,108 --> 00:02:03,547 [Theme music playing]
- 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:14,168 [Male singers chanting]
- 00:02:22,151 --> 00:02:24,455 Whoo!
- 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:28,497 [Fanfare playing]
- 00:02:28,631 --> 00:02:31,135 Connie: Welcome to Aphrodite Fest,
- 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,339 where women can relax, uplift each other,
- 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:36,045 eat normal, and let go of our farts.
- 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,314 [Farts]
- 00:02:37,447 --> 00:02:39,084 Deliria: Time to see how this scam artist
- 00:02:39,184 --> 00:02:41,055 paints her scam canvas.
- 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:43,026 Her "scamvas." [Chuckles]
- 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:45,063 Stupendous: Mom, Aphrodite Fest is supposed
- 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:47,101 to be about women supporting women.
- 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,570 You should be complimenting her.
- 00:02:48,637 --> 00:02:50,240 Deliria: I'm being petty and jealous.
- 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,512 What greater compliment can a woman pay?
- 00:02:52,579 --> 00:02:56,452 Vendor: Cucumber water? Mud mask? Real orgasm?
- 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,125 Vendor 2: Dove blood. Dove blood!
- 00:02:59,225 --> 00:03:01,563 Women: Ooh! Connie: Ladies and ladies,
- 00:03:01,663 --> 00:03:04,836 the goddess you've been waiting for!
- 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:07,340 [Fanfare playing]
- 00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:11,583 Aphrodite: Where are my little baby-makers?
- 00:03:11,683 --> 00:03:13,954 [Women screaming] Woman: She's here!
- 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,592 Aphrodite: Welcome to Aphrodite Fest!
- 00:03:15,692 --> 00:03:18,864 Where women can women, however women women!
- 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:20,835 Quick announcement. There's been some shoving
- 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:23,608 at the massage chair station. Please wait your turn.
- 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,578 And remember, it's just a chair.
- 00:03:25,678 --> 00:03:27,582 You don't have to take off your underwear.
- 00:03:27,649 --> 00:03:29,919 Please stop taking off your underwear.
- 00:03:30,053 --> 00:03:32,391 OK, what's your name, beautiful?
- 00:03:32,491 --> 00:03:34,495 Woman: Lucy. Aphrodite: Well, Lucy,
- 00:03:34,596 --> 00:03:37,434 What do you want more than anything in the world?
- 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:39,540 Stupendous: That's obvious. A slingshot strong enough
- 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,309 to knock a hole in the sky.
- 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:43,446 -A baby! -Weird choice.
- 00:03:43,547 --> 00:03:46,218 Aphrodite: Well, Lucy, have you been praying to me?
- 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:48,089 Lucy: Every night! And, oh, here, I brought
- 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:51,964 a gold bracelet, passed down in my family for generations.
- 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:53,834 Deliria: Jewelry?! I'm lucky
- 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,640 if I can get my followers to kill a squirrel for me!
- 00:03:56,773 --> 00:03:58,476 Lucy: I hope the ruby isn't too big.
- 00:03:58,578 --> 00:04:01,182 Aphrodite: It's not my style, but I have some frumpy swans
- 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,886 back at my temple who this might fit.
- 00:04:03,019 --> 00:04:07,227 Lucy, the goddess Aphrodite has heard your prayers.
- 00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:09,231 You know I'm all about love,
- 00:04:09,365 --> 00:04:11,402 you know I sleep in a shell,
- 00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:15,110 but did you know I can do thiiiiiiis?
- 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:18,216 [Women gasp] Woman: She's pregnant!
- 00:04:18,316 --> 00:04:19,686 Aphrodite: That's right. I'm offering
- 00:04:19,786 --> 00:04:24,630 fast-track pregnancies to 25 lucky new followers today.
- 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:25,932 [All clamoring]
- 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,336 You could get pregnant and you could get pregnant
- 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,040 and you could get pregnant!
- 00:04:30,107 --> 00:04:33,647 Woman: Hey, you're spitting kind of a lot of dove blood on us.
- 00:04:33,747 --> 00:04:35,350 Stupendous: I hope you didn't buy that here.
- 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:37,388 I have a ton of dove blood at home.
- 00:04:37,488 --> 00:04:39,124 Hippo: Ty, you really sure you want to go in?
- 00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:42,130 It's super stuck-up in there, and you're so down to earth.
- 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,268 Shlub: Exactly. The people's king,
- 00:04:44,435 --> 00:04:46,039 going to a hoity-toity bathhouse?
- 00:04:46,139 --> 00:04:48,711 Tyrannis: You know I love all things both hoity and toity.
- 00:04:48,811 --> 00:04:50,981 [Gasps] You two don't want to spend time with me, do you?
- 00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:53,319 -It's not that! It's not that at all! -No, no, no, no, no!
- 00:04:53,453 --> 00:04:55,490 Tyrannis: Then prove it. OK, first of all,
- 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:57,795 not everyone's nude, so I just did
- 00:04:57,895 --> 00:04:59,499 all those quick push-ups for nothing.
- 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,469 Second, this place is hardly exclusive.
- 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:03,439 For God's sake, Scott is here. Scott: Found it!
- 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,711 Found my false tooth! Thanks, everybody!
- 00:05:05,845 --> 00:05:08,349 Tyrannis: Third, it's so steamy in here, no one's even gonna know
- 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:10,353 you're with me, so can you please explain why
- 00:05:10,453 --> 00:05:12,157 you two didn't want me here? Hippo: No reason.
- 00:05:12,257 --> 00:05:13,828 I mean, we didn't not want you here,
- 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:15,698 but maybe we should head to the dry sauna.
- 00:05:15,798 --> 00:05:17,301 What do you think? I'm foggin' up.
- 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:19,304 Tyrannis: Not yet. I'm enjoying this, and Dad's
- 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:21,242 not done sweating out all his breakfast cheese.
- 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:23,212 Shlub: I'm like a big brie.
- 00:05:23,313 --> 00:05:24,983 Man: I just think a wheat monoculture
- 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,485 is going to economically ruin us.
- 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:27,989 We need to diversify our crop yield.
- 00:05:28,123 --> 00:05:29,927 Man 2: And destroy the tens of jobs the wheat industry
- 00:05:30,027 --> 00:05:32,364 has created? Ty: This place is incredible.
- 00:05:32,464 --> 00:05:34,101 People are having civil, meaningful conversations
- 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,840 about the future of this city. Man: Well, no matter what we do,
- 00:05:36,941 --> 00:05:39,211 a city is only as strong as its leader,
- 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:40,681 and in that realm, we're screwed!
- 00:05:40,781 --> 00:05:43,720 -What's this now? -Always comes back to King Ty.
- 00:05:43,887 --> 00:05:45,490 Shlub: Perhaps we should head to the room where they
- 00:05:45,591 --> 00:05:47,729 beat us with horrible, rough twigs.
- 00:05:47,862 --> 00:05:49,465 Man: Let's be honest. It's half the reason we
- 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,837 come here, to make fun of that spindly twerp. Ha ha!
- 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:55,344 Man 3: Highlight of my week. Shlub: Ty?
- 00:05:56,112 --> 00:05:58,149 Stupendous: Do you mind? I don't need a prize,
- 00:05:58,249 --> 00:06:01,089 I just can't walk past a hammer and not pound something.
- 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:02,559 Deliria: Oh, knock yourself out.
- 00:06:02,659 --> 00:06:04,361 I'm going to go and check out Stage 3.
- 00:06:04,461 --> 00:06:06,432 Apparently, there's an oracle who can only predict
- 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,171 the exact day your butt will go.
- 00:06:09,271 --> 00:06:11,042 [Stupendous grunts]
- 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:13,547 [Ding, baby doll squeaks]
- 00:06:14,315 --> 00:06:16,787 Woman: Stupendous! Is that you?
- 00:06:16,887 --> 00:06:19,793 Stupendous: Tina! Iris! Cora! Man, I haven't seen
- 00:06:19,893 --> 00:06:22,397 you three since Battle Belles Sleepaway Camp!
- 00:06:22,497 --> 00:06:24,402 Sorry again about beheading your fourth friend
- 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:26,472 during training, by the way. Cora: It's cool.
- 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:27,909 Samantha was dead weight.
- 00:06:28,009 --> 00:06:29,612 Stupendous: So what are you three badasses doing
- 00:06:29,713 --> 00:06:31,950 at this gross-ass Fertility Festival?
- 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:34,523 Iris: Hey, this festival changed the course of our lives
- 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:36,527 for the better. Cora: Yeah, even more than
- 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,330 Samantha's beheading. Stupendous: Wait.
- 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:39,799 Are you...moms?
- 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,770 Tina: Proud ones! And now we travel
- 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:43,807 with the Fest with our little miracles.
- 00:06:43,907 --> 00:06:45,945 Stupendous: No way. How do you balance it all?
- 00:06:46,045 --> 00:06:49,351 You know, being badass warriors and goodass moms?
- 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,692 Tina: We're actually better warriors because of our mom-ly desires
- 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:55,732 to give our kids better, more aggro lives.
- 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,669 Stupendous: That's really sweet.
- 00:06:57,736 --> 00:07:00,106 Tina: So you must want kids, too, if you're here, eh, Stupe?
- 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,379 Stupendous: Well, I'm actually not sure. Most days, I'm like, "Nawww,"
- 00:07:03,479 --> 00:07:06,085 and then some days, I'm like, "Chawww?"
- 00:07:06,185 --> 00:07:09,124 Cora: We were all pretty nawww chawww for a while, too.
- 00:07:09,224 --> 00:07:11,362 Tina: But not only can kids avenge your death
- 00:07:11,429 --> 00:07:12,832 if something happens to you...
- 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,636 Cora: But they'll carry on your legacy.
- 00:07:14,736 --> 00:07:17,408 Iris: And you're the greatest warrior of all time, Stupendous.
- 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:19,044 Your legacy is everything!
- 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:20,981 Stupendous: I guess that makes some sense.
- 00:07:21,081 --> 00:07:23,854 Cora: Well, gal-pal, you have to start the process now.
- 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:26,594 We warriors get hit in the vag so much during battle,
- 00:07:26,727 --> 00:07:29,599 we need all the help we can get. Y'know, down there.
- 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,772 See ya at the ceremony! Deliria: What kind of idiot
- 00:07:32,839 --> 00:07:34,943 would want to buy something simply so they can let
- 00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:37,549 everyone know they once went to a festival?
- 00:07:37,649 --> 00:07:39,519 Like this isn't going to end up
- 00:07:39,619 --> 00:07:41,690 in the free bin at the secondhand agora.
- 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:43,828 It's a brilliant scam, I'll give her that.
- 00:07:43,928 --> 00:07:47,001 Stupendous: What if I told you I'm considering having a baby?
- 00:07:47,101 --> 00:07:49,070 Deliria, chuckling: Oh, Stupendous, please!
- 00:07:49,171 --> 00:07:52,879 I laughed hard enough at the crying women at the ass oracle!
- 00:07:52,979 --> 00:07:54,849 What? Why do you look like that?
- 00:07:54,949 --> 00:07:57,856 Why are you cradling that hammer like it's a baby?
- 00:07:57,956 --> 00:08:00,193 Stupendous: Because...I think I want one.
- 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:04,836 A baby, not a hammer. But I do want the hammer, too, so back off!
- 00:08:07,942 --> 00:08:09,946 Welcome, ladies. My name is Connie.
- 00:08:09,946 --> 00:08:11,382 Prospective mothers, please,
- 00:08:11,382 --> 00:08:13,353 gather round. Don't be shy.
- 00:08:13,353 --> 00:08:14,656 After all, giving birth
- 00:08:14,656 --> 00:08:16,793 is not a shy activity. You will defecate
- 00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:19,231 in front of everyone, and probably die.
- 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:21,269 [Laughter] Deliria: Since when
- 00:08:21,402 --> 00:08:22,905 do you want children?
- 00:08:23,006 --> 00:08:24,977 Stupendous: Since this morning. My old camp friends told me
- 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,616 how fulfilling their lives are as warrior moms.
- 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:29,318 Deliria: Your life is fulfilling!
- 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:32,023 I've seen the smile on your face when you rip a foe's heart out.
- 00:08:32,123 --> 00:08:34,629 Stupendous: You seem to be doing a lot of telling me what I want,
- 00:08:34,763 --> 00:08:36,399 and not a lot of listening to Connie's
- 00:08:36,465 --> 00:08:38,169 important-sounding poop speech.
- 00:08:38,235 --> 00:08:40,541 Connie: You've all made the brave decision to pursue
- 00:08:40,641 --> 00:08:43,046 Aphrodite's blessing and become mothers.
- 00:08:43,113 --> 00:08:45,450 Give yourselves a pat on the stomach.
- 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,120 [Women laugh]
- 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,826 Broseidon: Oh, yeah! Pat those stomachs!
- 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,397 Deliria: Broseidon, what on earth are you doing
- 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,334 at a woman's Fertility Festival?
- 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:58,544 Broseidon: I misread the urn, but am I ever glad I did!
- 00:08:58,644 --> 00:09:00,279 Connie: Now, remember, tributes are great,
- 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:03,887 but there's only one way to be truly ready to have a baby,
- 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:07,094 and that's to buy lots of Aphrodite-approved infant
- 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,665 and pre-infant products, not just for yourself,
- 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,237 but for mommy-curious friends, cousins,
- 00:09:12,337 --> 00:09:13,974 neighbors, and acquaintances.
- 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:15,443 Only when Aphrodite sees
- 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,147 you're prepared will she bless you.
- 00:09:17,214 --> 00:09:19,118 [Cheering and applause] Deliria: And there it is!
- 00:09:19,218 --> 00:09:22,023 The con. You don't need all that stuff to have a baby!
- 00:09:22,123 --> 00:09:24,494 All it takes is a drunk hookup and a high tolerance
- 00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:26,231 for a few decades of inconvenience.
- 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:28,002 Vendor: Want to show you have what it takes to bear
- 00:09:28,102 --> 00:09:30,406 the pain of childbirth? Stupendous: Do I!
- 00:09:30,508 --> 00:09:33,346 Deliria: Stupendous, listen to me. You don't want this.
- 00:09:33,446 --> 00:09:35,149 Now, I don't know if you've been tricked
- 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,886 or if you're trying to prove yourself or--
- 00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:38,624 Stupendous: I don't need to prove myself.
- 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,092 That's what these cannons are for.
- 00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:41,797 Deliria: What about your independence?
- 00:09:41,897 --> 00:09:43,499 You can kiss that good-bye, and your battle focus?
- 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:45,705 You don't want to be in the middle of bludgeoning someone
- 00:09:45,838 --> 00:09:47,441 and worrying about the babysitter.
- 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:49,679 Stupendous: Why do you care so much? Just 'cause you barely
- 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:52,484 wanted to be a mom doesn't mean it's not right for me.
- 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,488 Deliria: You're only here because of me!
- 00:09:54,589 --> 00:09:57,895 And I mean both in general terms and the festival, specifically.
- 00:09:58,028 --> 00:10:02,037 I practically dragged you here! Again, in both cases!
- 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,041 Stupendous: Are you gonna start this thing or what?!
- 00:10:04,108 --> 00:10:06,446 Vendor: Oh, it's been maxed out for a while.
- 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:10,153 Stupendous: Dang. I thought I was finally gonna experience "pain."
- 00:10:10,253 --> 00:10:11,990 Tyrannis: What the hell! Why were those guys
- 00:10:12,124 --> 00:10:13,928 so comfortable talking about me like that?
- 00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:15,731 Hippo: I think everyone has found this is a place
- 00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:17,234 to air their grievances in safety.
- 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,806 They figured you'd never come, 'cause of the nudity.
- 00:10:19,872 --> 00:10:22,310 Tyrannis: So people specifically come here to talk trash,
- 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:25,183 specifically about me? Shlub: Don't take it personally.
- 00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:27,420 -It's about me, personally! -Well, that's the stuff
- 00:10:27,522 --> 00:10:29,457 you really have to not take personally.
- 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:32,464 I wouldn't be surprised if you talked about me behind my back.
- 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,036 -Yes, but you're ridiculous! -We did try to protect you
- 00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:36,673 from it, Ty. Let's get outta here.
- 00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:38,544 Tyrannis: No. If there's a place in town where people want
- 00:10:38,644 --> 00:10:40,046 to talk about me, I'm glad I know about it.
- 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,117 And I've got a thing or two to say to them.
- 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:43,186 Hippo: Ty! No!
- 00:10:43,253 --> 00:10:46,058 Tyrannis: Attention, bathhouse trash-talkers!
- 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:47,996 Man: Oh, no! King Tyrannis is here?
- 00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:49,933 Tyrannis: Look, I know you've been coming here
- 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,570 to say bad things about me.
- 00:10:51,704 --> 00:10:53,072 Well, if anybody's going to criticize me,
- 00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,978 it might as well be the cruelest me-critic around...me!
- 00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:59,351 And by the way, I realize that that in itself is pathetic.
- 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,924 If I didn't recognize pathetic, I'd be baffled every time
- 00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:03,727 I looked in the mirror. [Laughter]
- 00:11:03,794 --> 00:11:05,163 Shlub: Oh, dear. What is he doing?
- 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:06,867 Hippo: He's attempting to disarm these men
- 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,804 with nothing but his own self-loathing.
- 00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:11,074 Tyrannis: It's actually kind of a relief to open up about this.
- 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:14,081 You're annoyed having me as king. Imagine being me.
- 00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:16,553 You at least could leave the city. I'm stuck here!
- 00:11:16,619 --> 00:11:18,222 [Laughter] Man: Keep going!
- 00:11:18,322 --> 00:11:21,329 -Do something about your ears! -Or your boring speeches!
- 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:24,769 -Or the bedwetting! -Thanks, but I've got this, Dad.
- 00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:27,140 Aphrodite: Mah! Bah! Vah!
- 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,048 Pan's playful Pegasus pranced proudly past Poseidon's palace.
- 00:11:31,114 --> 00:11:33,820 Deliria: Oh, very good, you've got your "puh" sound.
- 00:11:33,921 --> 00:11:36,559 -Hey, you can't be in here! -That's all right, Mirror Girl.
- 00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:39,365 You're free to go. Deliria, it's been ages.
- 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:42,104 Where have you been? Deliria: Oh, well, you know,
- 00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:44,441 kicked off Olympus and all that.
- 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:46,513 -You weren't "kicked off." -Yes, I was.
- 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,953 Aphrodite: Yeah, you were, but you've been so brave about it.
- 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:52,390 I have so much respect for you.
- 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:55,163 Deliria: And I you. You've really outdone yourself.
- 00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:57,668 Reproduction, such an interesting theme.
- 00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:59,839 All the fun of sex, just without--you know,
- 00:12:00,006 --> 00:12:02,411 all the fun of sex. Consequences only.
- 00:12:02,512 --> 00:12:05,718 Aphrodite: And what brings you here? Mortal children gone already?
- 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,922 They grow up and die so fast, don't they?
- 00:12:08,022 --> 00:12:09,993 Deliria: Look, I need you to not pick my daughter
- 00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:12,832 for your grand pregnancy ceremony-charade.
- 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,470 -Oh? Why's that? -She's actually buying into
- 00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:17,742 whatever it is you're selling. Aphrodite: Selling?
- 00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:19,813 This is my passion, Deliria.
- 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,350 It is the result of hard work and determination.
- 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,054 Deliria: Oh, come off it. It's another way for you
- 00:12:24,154 --> 00:12:26,058 to get followers and sell baby crap.
- 00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:29,130 Aphrodite: For someone asking for a favor, you sure are flailing.
- 00:12:29,297 --> 00:12:30,868 Deliria: Flailing? I'm not the one
- 00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:33,072 who's putting my own face on a nappy!
- 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:35,410 Aphrodite: You know, maybe I just will pick
- 00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,380 your stupid daughter.
- 00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:38,783 Deliria: She may be stupid,
- 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,088 but not stupid enough to go through with this!
- 00:12:41,188 --> 00:12:43,092 Aphrodite: Well, it's her choice, isn't it?
- 00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:45,631 So I guess we'll just have to see.
- 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,701 Deliria: Yes, we will!
- 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,906 Aphrodite: Zeus zapped zephyrs zealously,
- 00:12:50,006 --> 00:12:51,877 as Hera hatched heavenly havoc.
- 00:12:51,977 --> 00:12:53,847 Tyrannis: And it's like, if I wanted Krapopolis
- 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,052 to have a zoo so badly, I should've made the walls
- 00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:58,022 of the lion enclosure taller. [Laughter]
- 00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,993 Man: That lion killed my sister!
- 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,030 Tyrannis: And don't even get me started on my fears.
- 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:04,034 I'm scared of everything: drowning, choking,
- 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,005 heights, depths, not knowing the difference
- 00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:08,142 between a dress and a skirt. Is it the material?
- 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:10,180 And obviously, my biggest fear of all,
- 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:12,217 I'm scared of people not liking me.
- 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,087 I think it stems from my childhood.
- 00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:16,626 Anytime I would cry, my mother would turn me into a rabbit.
- 00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:18,663 Why, you ask? Because rabbits don't
- 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,534 have tear ducts, so they can't cry.
- 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,871 And I remember thinking, as I nibbled on hay and dropped
- 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:26,078 fecal pellets, that maybe my mom didn't like me very much.
- 00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:29,217 [Man coughs] Shlub: Ha ha ha ha ha!
- 00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:31,188 Hippo: All right, Ty, this is maybe getting a little sad.
- 00:13:31,321 --> 00:13:34,027 Tyrannis: You want sad? Last week, I found a gray hair,
- 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,664 and it got me so depressed,
- 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,300 I couldn't leave my bed for 3 days.
- 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,872 Then I got sad for having wasted so much time being sad
- 00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:42,512 about something so trifling. And then I got so sad
- 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:45,918 about getting sad so easily, I had to go lie down again,
- 00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:47,955 which started the cycle of sadness all over.
- 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,893 -Too dark! -You need help!
- 00:13:49,993 --> 00:13:51,563 Tyrannis: Oh, come on, where's everyone going?
- 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,101 I've got plenty more. I hate the way I kingsplain everything.
- 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,072 You know what I mean by kingsplain. I mean, I'm
- 00:13:56,205 --> 00:13:58,376 basically doing it right now. I can't help myself.
- 00:13:58,476 --> 00:14:00,914 Where'd all the steam go? Shlub: Even that little fellow
- 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,919 who throws the water on the hot rocks left.
- 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:04,889 Hippo: Yeah, you ruined our bathhouse, Ty.
- 00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:07,059 Tyrannis: Oh, the place where my brother and father go
- 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,565 without me and have a laugh with the citizens at my expense?
- 00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:11,001 Hippo: Yes!
- 00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,705 Tyrannis: At least the water guy came back.
- 00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:15,711 -Dad! -What? Stream to steam!
- 00:14:15,878 --> 00:14:17,180 Women: Hee, hee, hoo, hoo.
- 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,019 Hee, hee, hoo, hoo... Stupendous: It's weird that they
- 00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:22,391 found a way to make breathing less intuitive.
- 00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:26,198 Woman: It's making me lightheaded, and I want to chase this high!
- 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,603 Deliria: Stupendous, I just talked to Aphrodite and--
- 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,172 Stupendous: Oh, you meddled? Shocking.
- 00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:32,344 Deliria: Oh, you know what? This is your choice.
- 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:35,015 -Really? Well, in that case-- -I suppose I just have to let
- 00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,855 you make your own mess, and I don't want to waste my time
- 00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,726 watching someone mess herself.
- 00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:42,363 That's more Shlub's thing.
- 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,736 [Fanfare playing, women cheering]
- 00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:48,242 Aphrodite: Are you ready to get pregnant?!
- 00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:50,312 -Me! Me! -Whoo!
- 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:52,918 Aphrodite: Now's the moment you've all been waiting for.
- 00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:54,923 If I call on you, join me on stage,
- 00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:58,095 because, Mama, you're about to get huge!
- 00:14:58,162 --> 00:15:00,065 -[Cheering] -This is my favorite part.
- 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:03,071 I am here for anyone who wants to do it "natural"!
- 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,009 Aphrodite: You, with the sack of flour!
- 00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,882 You, who needs something to talk about with her sisters-in-law!
- 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,351 You, with the narrow pelvis!
- 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,789 I'll spread those hips like butter!
- 00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:14,762 And you, my one-eyed,
- 00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:17,768 broad-shouldered, pigtailed mama.
- 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,271 -Me?! -I'm pretty sure she was
- 00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:22,410 pointing at me! Did you mean me or her? Me, right?
- 00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:27,253 Aphrodite: Get up here, Stupendous!
- 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,391 You're gonna be a great mom!
- 00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:31,162 Stupendous: I didn't think I was gonna get picked.
- 00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:33,265 I--I might need a second to think.
- 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,303 Woman: What's to think about? All you need to do from now on
- 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:37,307 is just make babies. Stupendous: Babies?
- 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:40,012 I was thinking more like a one-and-done situation.
- 00:15:40,112 --> 00:15:42,450 Woman: Oh, no, after your first, you just keep making more!
- 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:45,558 You never even have to leave the babytorium until your tenth,
- 00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:47,895 when you get to take a vacation at a volcano!
- 00:15:47,995 --> 00:15:49,899 Stupendous: Um, I think I need to find my mom.
- 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,368 We had a fight and, you know.
- 00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:53,039 Woman: Oh, you'll never have to do that again.
- 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:54,942 They separate you from your family forever.
- 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:58,148 You don't even ever come back from the volcano, as far as anybody can tell!
- 00:15:58,282 --> 00:16:00,119 Aphrodite: We're waiting, Stupendous.
- 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:03,458 Bring those big, sturdy tree trunk legs up here.
- 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,196 Woman: Her or me? Just making sure!
- 00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:07,233 Stupendous: I was thinkin' I would take a pass
- 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,171 on the whole baby thing, just for now.
- 00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:12,043 -Are you out of your mind?! -I don't usually agree
- 00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:14,615 with such hysterical women, but--are you?
- 00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:17,387 Stupendous: No, ho, ho! I just had a chance to think about it
- 00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:20,393 and, funny thing, it turns out, I don't want a baby.
- 00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:23,366 Aphrodite: I know that's not true. It's just cold feet.
- 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,005 Stupendous: No, my feet are fine. It's this part.
- 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,708 No offense to all you baby crazies.
- 00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:30,479 I don't think you're all being long-term scammed or anything,
- 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,251 or that motherhood is, like, a type of slavery.
- 00:16:33,385 --> 00:16:35,189 I mainly just wanted to rile my mom up.
- 00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:38,095 She treats me like a baby, acts like I have no agency,
- 00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:40,266 blah blah blah. Aphrodite: Are you telling me
- 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:44,308 you used my festival to work out some kind of personal agenda?!
- 00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:47,347 That doesn't fly here! You said you wanted a baby!
- 00:16:47,447 --> 00:16:50,319 Well, baby, you're getting a baby!
- 00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:54,327 Where are you going with that big, empty womb?
- 00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:56,298 Woman 2: If she doesn't want hers, I'll take it!
- 00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:58,302 Woman 3: Same! In my village, women who don't produce heirs
- 00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:01,341 are turned into ankle bracelets for their husbands' next wives!
- 00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:04,314 Woman 2: Oh, are you from Ascra? Do you know Iris Glaukopis?
- 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,017 Woman 3, gasping: Get out!
- 00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:07,521 Aphrodite: I chose Stupendous,
- 00:17:07,621 --> 00:17:09,993 and I'll be baby-zapping Stupendous!
- 00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:13,666 I'm thinking I'll make this one a redhead.
- 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,570 Stupendous: You're sick!
- 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,941 [Pigs squealing and oinking]
- 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,812 Aphrodite: Deliria!
- 00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:21,983 -Mom! Where were you? -The wings!
- 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,020 Now, admit that I was right.
- 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,957 You did not want a baby!
- 00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:27,595 Stupendous: Fine, yes! I just wanted
- 00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:29,565 to show you I can make decisions for myself!
- 00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:31,602 Deliria: Well, that was a risky gamble, don't you think?
- 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,740 Rather proved the opposite of your point.
- 00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:36,178 Stupendous: Can you please just help me and we can talk about it later?!
- 00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:38,550 Aphrodite: Stop using my stage for your petty squabbling!
- 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,019 This is my show!
- 00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:42,023 Deliria: You know what I always find funny, Aphrodite?
- 00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:44,161 As the goddess of beauty, you have infinite forms
- 00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:47,702 you could choose from, and yet you picked those boobs?
- 00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:49,538 Aphrodite: Small and pointy is a classic!
- 00:17:49,638 --> 00:17:51,542 It's too bad I'm way more powerful than you are.
- 00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:54,815 You can't turn me into a pig, Deliria.
- 00:17:54,915 --> 00:17:57,453 Deliria: That's not my only thing!
- 00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:03,165 Viktoria: Noooooo!
- 00:18:05,003 --> 00:18:07,106 Woman: Whoo! Ha ha ha ha!
- 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,278 Woman 2: Ah! Ha ha!
- 00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:12,117 Viktoria: I used to spend Sundays just reading!
- 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,554 Shlub: You said some pretty hurtful things
- 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:15,557 about yourself back there. Are you all right?
- 00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:17,326 Tyrannis: If anything, I was holding back.
- 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,163 Hippo: Yikes. That was holding back?
- 00:18:19,263 --> 00:18:21,301 -I was just trying to own it. -Well, perhaps that was
- 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,407 the problem, son. You can't own someone else not liking you.
- 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:27,915 -Then what can you do? -What I do: go somewhere else.
- 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,153 Tyrannis: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have forced you to bring me.
- 00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:32,123 You were just trying to protect my feelings.
- 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,294 Shlub: I'm afraid you've awarded us too much credit.
- 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,298 Hippo: Yeah, we weren't thinking about your feelings.
- 00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:38,503 We were thinking about our bathhouse experience.
- 00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:40,540 We're the ones who should be apologizing to you.
- 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,243 Tyrannis: It's OK. The people have a right
- 00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:44,081 to free speech, you two included.
- 00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:46,351 Shlub: All right, then I'll come out and say it if no one else will:
- 00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:49,959 A little cannibalism should be welcome in the bedroom.
- 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:52,030 Hippo: Come on, let's go grab a drink.
- 00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:54,034 -All of us? -Obviously.
- 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,539 Jeez, Ty, you do need help.
- 00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:05,523 Stupendous: I got an idea.
- 00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:09,430 Well, that's not what I expected.
- 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:12,370 Deliria: So let me get this straight.
- 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,107 You got us into a zap battle
- 00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:16,211 with Aphrodite because...why again?
- 00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:18,115 Stupendous: I could argue you got us into a zap battle
- 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,553 by making me come to this stupid festival!
- 00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:23,125 [Grunts]
- 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:25,129 And what if I really did want a kid?
- 00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:27,668 Do you think I'd be such a terrible mother?
- 00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:29,037 Deliria: Of course not.
- 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:30,573 There's no such thing as a terrible mother.
- 00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:33,813 Stupendous: Because, you know, I might want to one day.
- 00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:35,249 Just not like this.
- 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:39,157 I mean, what kind of baby is that even gonna be?
- 00:19:39,257 --> 00:19:41,629 Aphrodite: A ground baby!
- 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,674 Deliria: I'm sorry I'm not the warmest mother.
- 00:19:47,774 --> 00:19:50,179 But I still don't want to lose you to Aphrodite.
- 00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:53,519 Stupendous: You can't lose me. You're my mom.
- 00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,728 Deliria: I think I can end this.
- 00:19:57,828 --> 00:19:59,565 [Grunts] Oh, Aphrodite?
- 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,268 Isn't this your second in command?
- 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,938 You know, you're not the only one
- 00:20:03,038 --> 00:20:04,876 who can zap a baby into someone.
- 00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:07,180 Aphrodite: You're bluffing. You don't have the power.
- 00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:09,084 Deliria: Watch me.
- 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:12,123 Aphrodite: No! Not my most productive deputy!
- 00:20:12,257 --> 00:20:14,127 I'll never find someone with her experience
- 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,298 for what I'm offering in benefits and perks!
- 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,368 Deliria: And if you don't leave my daughter alone,
- 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,841 I'll do it to all your best workers.
- 00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:24,047 Aphrodite: Fine, you win! Oh, get out of here, both of you!
- 00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:26,051 And Stupe, if you ever want a baby,
- 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,921 don't expect any help from me!
- 00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:29,157 Stupendous: I don't need you.
- 00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:32,330 I can get pregnant with my mom!
- 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,902 [Connie's belly oinks]
- 00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:40,947 Ty: This was a great idea! Hippo: We should do this
- 00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:42,617 more often, the three of us.
- 00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:45,088 Man: Did you hear how Tyrannis bankrupted the bathhouse?
- 00:20:45,222 --> 00:20:47,761 Man 2: He messed it up just like he messed up our legal system.
- 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:50,601 I liked solving disputes via spanking!
- 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,372 What am I supposed to do with all my canes and rods?
- 00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:55,409 Hippo: Resist the urge to outdo them, Ty.
- 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:57,948 Shlub: Perhaps someplace quieter?
- 00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:01,221 Hippo: Much better. Man: Ugh!
- 00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:03,425 This wine tastes like tar!
- 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,998 Tarmaid: That's because it is tar. You can thank the king,
- 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,469 who ruined the trade routes to the good grape regions!
- 00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:10,205 Tyrannis: Trying to end this will just make it worse.
- 00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:12,177 -That's right. -I was ready to die.
- 00:21:12,277 --> 00:21:14,815 I'd done everything I wanted to. Now this.
- 00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:17,721 Tyrannis: Well, we've come to something that isn't my fault.
- 00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,892 Viktoria: Now I have to get a second job as a tarmaid
- 00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:22,597 in order to afford a child, because this city
- 00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:24,134 is so expensive,
- 00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:25,938 which is your fault.
- 00:21:26,004 --> 00:21:27,908 Tyrannis: She is so old.
- 00:21:27,974 --> 00:21:30,613 -Right?! -Put my name down!
- 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,617 Man: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:35,857 Woman: Bento.
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