Ставрос на концерте
Описание
Однажды ночью последователи Афины прибывают за пределы Крапополиса с овцами и волками в качестве символа, но их задерживает армия Крапополиса. Ступендус была удивлена, обнаружив своего солдата Терри среди последователей Афины, когда их привели к Тираннису. Тираннис сообщает ей, что слепой певец Ставрос находится в городе. Войдя в лес, где выступает Ставрос, он узнает от Алексея, что никакой «королевской линии» нет. На концерте Тираннис встречает инкогнито Афину, которая, как и он, является поклонницей Ставроса. Хотя Ступендус недовольна тем, что Тираннис и Афина сблизились на концерте Ставроса, и ей приходится противостоять угрозе со стороны «Парней Афины», поскольку Афина заявляет, что не имеет к ним никакого отношения. Из-за угрозы со стороны «Парней Афины» Афина и Тираннис планируют провести мирный концерт с участием Ставроса. Тем временем Шлуб узнает, что Делирия хочет побыть наедине с собой, поскольку Гиппокамп использует формулу, чтобы уменьшить Шлуба и следовать за ней. Он обнаруживает, что Делирия работает муравьем-рабочей вместе со своими друзьями-муравьями Долорес, Пэтти и Уинифред.
Субтитры
- 00:00:05,945 --> 00:00:07,380 Here we go. You got the lambs?
- 00:00:07,381 --> 00:00:08,950 Yeah. Just one thing--
- 00:00:08,951 --> 00:00:10,721 why, exactly, are we using lambs?
- 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:13,258 It's symbolism, dummy. The lambs are Krapopolites.
- 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:15,463 The wolves are us, the Athena Boys,
- 00:00:15,464 --> 00:00:17,834 and we will lead them like lambs to the slaughter
- 00:00:17,835 --> 00:00:19,706 if they don't bow down to Athena.
- 00:00:19,707 --> 00:00:21,141 Sorry. Just checking.
- 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:22,546 Do wolves lead lambs to slaughter?
- 00:00:22,646 --> 00:00:24,281 Yeah, and you know it was a real pain
- 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:26,151 to get all those wolves.
- 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:29,124 What happened to killing livestock, raiding silos, fires?
- 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:31,797 Any group of knuckleheads could just kill lambs.
- 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,432 This makes a statement.
- 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,369 But won't they just think it's wolves?
- 00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:37,274 Well, if they do, that's on them.
- 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:38,944 Yeah. I just think we should be way more intentional
- 00:00:38,945 --> 00:00:40,413 about the statement that we're making.
- 00:00:40,414 --> 00:00:41,816 Save it for next time. Bolt. Bolt!
- 00:00:43,654 --> 00:00:47,561 Mummy, stop that. My feet were clean ages ago.
- 00:00:47,562 --> 00:00:50,935 Morning, sunshine. I caught more Athena Boys.
- 00:00:50,936 --> 00:00:53,974 The ones who sow chaos in cities for Athena's glory?
- 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:55,644 What do they do this time, kill some sheep?
- 00:00:55,645 --> 00:00:57,581 It was symbolism. For what?
- 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,786 Honestly, I was confused, too.
- 00:00:59,787 --> 00:01:01,523 Terry?
- 00:01:01,524 --> 00:01:03,693 But you're one of my best guys. Why would you do this?
- 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:05,630 My love for the many times we've chilled
- 00:01:05,631 --> 00:01:07,868 and relaxed together is second only to my allegiance to Athena.
- 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:10,908 Throw them in the dungeon, the dirty one.
- 00:01:10,909 --> 00:01:12,711 The dirty one?
- 00:01:12,712 --> 00:01:14,716 But Terry was with you when you got your first wolf sleeve.
- 00:01:14,717 --> 00:01:17,053 In battle, you have friends and enemies,
- 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:18,355 no middle ground.
- 00:01:18,356 --> 00:01:20,259 There goes the third best friend
- 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,598 and second worst sex buddy I ever had.
- 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:24,669 Ty, I think you have a problem here.
- 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,438 Yes. I do.
- 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:28,208 You're making a bigger deal of some fringe wackos than I would,
- 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:29,912 and I have a big day tomorrow,
- 00:01:29,913 --> 00:01:31,448 so could you please let me sleep?
- 00:01:31,449 --> 00:01:35,356 Stavros, the famous lute player, is in town.
- 00:01:35,357 --> 00:01:36,759 How often do you dream
- 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,328 about Mom washing your feet?
- 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:39,966 It's more of a nightmare, really.
- 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,334 You seem to be enjoying it.
- 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,405 That's why it's a nightmare.
- 00:01:53,928 --> 00:02:06,419 ♪ Uh uh uh whoo!
- 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,959 Don't worry, only a little further
- 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,596 to the Athena Boys' hiding place.
- 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:12,864 So when we get there,
- 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:14,267 I can go leash off, right?
- 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,871 Are you generally leashed?
- 00:02:15,872 --> 00:02:17,574 Yeah. I'm always digging my fingernails
- 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:20,346 into my palm to remind me not to go full Stup.
- 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:22,117 I have a lot of anger.
- 00:02:22,118 --> 00:02:24,522 OK, so I may have been exaggerating
- 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,258 when I said where we were going,
- 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:28,029 but I think you'll like this even better.
- 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:30,867 Better than going leash off on the Athena Boys?
- 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:32,370 Maybe.
- 00:02:32,371 --> 00:02:34,107 Oh, no, no, no.
- 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:35,911 Is this for that blind guy with the lute?
- 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:37,815 His name is Stavros, and his lack of sight
- 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:39,986 only improves his miraculous sense of hearing,
- 00:02:39,987 --> 00:02:41,689 and I'm already late for the show.
- 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:43,726 Ty, there are dissidents in the city,
- 00:02:43,727 --> 00:02:46,766 and you took the head of the military to a concert?
- 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,770 Joy persists in the face of chaos.
- 00:02:48,771 --> 00:02:50,941 Do you realize what a bad look this is?
- 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:54,314 Can you at least pretend to take the situation seriously?
- 00:02:54,315 --> 00:02:56,118 It's not even entirely clear to me
- 00:02:56,119 --> 00:02:57,286 what the situation is...
- 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:58,523 Ty--
- 00:02:58,524 --> 00:03:00,292 but--yes, yes-- of course
- 00:03:00,293 --> 00:03:01,697 I will take it seriously, and I will not look
- 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:03,431 like I'm not taking it seriously, either.
- 00:03:03,432 --> 00:03:05,302 Now can I stand on your shoulders?
- 00:03:05,303 --> 00:03:07,006 Not in those shoes.
- 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:09,210 Enjoy your dumb lute fest. I've got to defend your city.
- 00:03:09,211 --> 00:03:10,547 I will enjoy the show,
- 00:03:10,548 --> 00:03:13,285 but I will not get you a souvenir vase.
- 00:03:13,286 --> 00:03:15,389 Hey, no cutting.
- 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:18,596 What's a barkless freak like you doing at a Stavros concert?
- 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:20,166 His music isn't just for wood nymphs.
- 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,136 "Lute Goat Fable" changed my life,
- 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:23,607 and I think there's been a mix-up.
- 00:03:23,608 --> 00:03:26,679 I need the king line, the line for king,
- 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,117 so no line, just--zzzzzpit!-- right to the front.
- 00:03:29,118 --> 00:03:31,421 You got ears where your branch should be or something?
- 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,459 Back of the line!
- 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:36,666 You've got ears, too, and you're not a tree.
- 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:39,471 ♪ If peace fell down in the forest ♪
- 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:42,343 ♪ And no one was around to hear ♪
- 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:47,320 ♪ It would sound like love
- 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:53,331 I mean, an entire lyrical story where nobody dies.
- 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:54,635 He's a genius.
- 00:03:54,636 --> 00:03:55,804 He's calling them songs.
- 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:57,475 Mind if I climb you?
- 00:03:57,576 --> 00:03:59,444 Can't tell if you're saying no
- 00:03:59,445 --> 00:04:02,150 or just going still so I can climb you.
- 00:04:02,151 --> 00:04:03,987 Ty, is that you?
- 00:04:03,988 --> 00:04:05,289 Athena?
- 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:06,860 What? Who? No. Get serious.
- 00:04:06,861 --> 00:04:09,631 You're right. It's me--Athena. I'm incognito.
- 00:04:09,632 --> 00:04:11,736 Who wants special treatment at a Stavros show, right?
- 00:04:11,737 --> 00:04:13,974 I don't know. A goddess maybe?
- 00:04:13,975 --> 00:04:15,376 Or a king.
- 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:17,414 Wouldn't have pegged you as a Stavros fan.
- 00:04:17,415 --> 00:04:19,251 I'm a man of many interests--
- 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:21,354 lyrical lute, defending my city from saboteurs,
- 00:04:21,355 --> 00:04:23,492 not dying in a spaceship you launched me in.
- 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:26,298 Yeah. Well, I'll let you enjoy the show in peace.
- 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,801 Yeah.
- 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:29,103 I'll leave you alone, you leave me alone.
- 00:04:29,104 --> 00:04:30,105 Fine.
- 00:04:30,106 --> 00:04:31,743 Perfect.
- 00:04:31,744 --> 00:04:33,613 ♪ Fight fire with friendship ♪
- 00:04:33,614 --> 00:04:37,621 ♪ Go up to the flame and hold it close ♪
- 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:40,527 ♪ Friendship never burns if you hold it tight ♪
- 00:04:40,528 --> 00:04:46,037 ♪ Pick up your heart and put down the fight ♪
- 00:04:49,044 --> 00:04:50,647 There you are, darling.
- 00:04:50,648 --> 00:04:52,518 You're just in time for your evening foot rub.
- 00:04:52,519 --> 00:04:54,688 Oh, I can't. I'm off for the evening.
- 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,057 Good.
- 00:04:56,058 --> 00:04:57,661 Well, should I have the servants take the foot rub to go?
- 00:04:57,662 --> 00:04:59,532 We'll have a pedicure picnic.
- 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,635 I've been meaning to feed you grapes.
- 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:03,104 That sounds nice, but--
- 00:05:03,105 --> 00:05:04,107 But what?
- 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:05,577 But nothing.
- 00:05:05,578 --> 00:05:07,346 I just have something else I want to do.
- 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:08,950 Should I have them do manicures instead?
- 00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:10,152 I'm afraid you don't understand, my love.
- 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:11,622 I have plans.
- 00:05:11,623 --> 00:05:13,325 Well, I could come with you if you--
- 00:05:13,326 --> 00:05:15,462 No, Schlub. This is my me time.
- 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:17,467 Worker ant exit.
- 00:05:20,107 --> 00:05:21,576 I may not be a mind reader,
- 00:05:21,577 --> 00:05:24,681 but I know when I'm being asked to pursue.
- 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:26,586 Sounds like she wants to be alone for a while.
- 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,255 So, what, I'm supposed to just take
- 00:05:28,256 --> 00:05:30,026 what your mother says at face value?
- 00:05:30,027 --> 00:05:31,762 Yes.
- 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:34,300 Oh, Hippo, you have so much to learn about love.
- 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,771 Sure, Dad,
- 00:05:35,772 --> 00:05:37,239 as long as I get to test out this procedure.
- 00:05:39,412 --> 00:05:41,281 Mm, not feeling anything.
- 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:43,185 That's because I still have to do this.
- 00:05:43,186 --> 00:05:44,387 Uh!
- 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:45,957 Perfect.
- 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:47,995 No, it isn't. I look nothing like an ant.
- 00:05:47,996 --> 00:05:50,299 I broke the laws of nature and made you tiny.
- 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,303 What do you want, a costume, too?
- 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:53,973 Could we try that?
- 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,911 When he went into that sistrum breakdown
- 00:05:55,912 --> 00:05:57,079 in "Forest of Hugs"--
- 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,850 Oh, I know.
- 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:00,954 I almost lost it, and I've heard Apollo and Pan's jam sessions.
- 00:06:00,955 --> 00:06:02,925 It's like he's speaking to my soul.
- 00:06:02,926 --> 00:06:05,395 None of the other gods really get Stav.
- 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,200 It's nice to have someone to talk to about him.
- 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,937 I mean, of all the people in the world to run into
- 00:06:08,938 --> 00:06:11,441 at a Stavros concert, it had to be you.
- 00:06:11,442 --> 00:06:13,679 It is sort of nice, though.
- 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,619 King Tyrannis, we heard you'd be here.
- 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,590 We wanted to make sure you got our message,
- 00:06:18,591 --> 00:06:21,127 and by message, we mean we're gonna beat you up.
- 00:06:21,128 --> 00:06:22,798 Yep.
- 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,502 I was just heading home to think about that message.
- 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:25,770 Great seeing you guys.
- 00:06:25,771 --> 00:06:26,772 Rrgh...
- 00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:28,543 Aah!
- 00:06:28,544 --> 00:06:30,112 Oh, my God, am I dead?
- 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:33,018 Is this what it's like, just life but higher up?
- 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:34,420 Looked like you could use a ride.
- 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:36,057 Now we can go over his setlist.
- 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:38,061 Thank you, but those were your boys.
- 00:06:38,062 --> 00:06:39,363 Aren't you part of this?
- 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,201 I barely know those guys.
- 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:42,571 Sure, they like me.
- 00:06:42,572 --> 00:06:44,174 Lots of weirdos do stuff in my name.
- 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:45,610 You get it? You're king.
- 00:06:45,611 --> 00:06:47,480 With respect and power come creeps.
- 00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:49,151 Right, but as long as they're threatening
- 00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:51,956 everything I stand for, or whatever it is they're doing--
- 00:06:51,957 --> 00:06:53,726 I'm not entirely clear on it either, to be honest--
- 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:55,831 but my sister feels very strongly about it
- 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,601 and wants me to take it seriously.
- 00:06:57,602 --> 00:06:59,604 We shouldn't be seen together. I get it.
- 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:01,843 Can you imagine if your mom knew we were hanging out?
- 00:07:01,844 --> 00:07:03,245 Oh, God.
- 00:07:03,246 --> 00:07:04,715 I almost want to see that.
- 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,284 Oh, no, no, no. Secret friendship.
- 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:08,289 OK, OK, secret friendship.
- 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:11,294 ♪ The trees and the rocks and the rivers are friends ♪
- 00:07:11,295 --> 00:07:14,801 ♪ The clouds in the sky and the creatures are friends ♪
- 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:17,642 ♪ There's nothing in the world that isn't a friend ♪
- 00:07:17,742 --> 00:07:22,483 ♪ Because friends and not having friends are friends ♪
- 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:26,993 Stup, you know Athena, my new... friend.
- 00:07:26,994 --> 00:07:29,865 Are you--
- 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,003 Oh, boy.
- 00:07:34,609 --> 00:07:36,713 ♪ Hey, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- 00:07:36,714 --> 00:07:38,683 Ty, you cannot be friends with Athena.
- 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:40,019 Where's the bread?
- 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,789 Those frigging Athena Boys slashed
- 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,127 bags of wheat as a threat to Demeter worshipers.
- 00:07:44,128 --> 00:07:46,633 They're saying every slash represents a wound
- 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,570 in the city's wheat supply.
- 00:07:48,571 --> 00:07:49,939 That's not what it represents.
- 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,542 That's what it is.
- 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:53,112 There's no abstraction. Where's the metaphor?
- 00:07:53,113 --> 00:07:54,347 So they're not great abstractors.
- 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,851 There's still no bread.
- 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:57,854 Surprised your friend didn't tell you,
- 00:07:57,855 --> 00:07:59,357 or were you too busy hearing
- 00:07:59,358 --> 00:08:01,494 about famous battles set to harp?
- 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:03,299 Athena and I don't talk about that stuff.
- 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,735 It's a marker of maturity
- 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:06,639 to have a friendship with boundaries...
- 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,076 and Stavros doesn't sing about war.
- 00:08:09,077 --> 00:08:10,881 Dad?
- 00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:12,183 Does Stavros sing about a king being so stupid,
- 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:13,987 his whole city falls apart?
- 00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:15,624 That doesn't sound like a very good song.
- 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,892 Whew...
- 00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:18,563 I'm telling you, Ty,
- 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,533 this friendship is gonna be a problem.
- 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,169 I've got my eye on the Athena Boys.
- 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,338 Don't you worry.
- 00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:24,741 Just promise me
- 00:08:24,742 --> 00:08:26,211 you will not hang out with her again.
- 00:08:26,212 --> 00:08:28,482 I promise.
- 00:08:28,483 --> 00:08:30,052 So when he says, "What if the children
- 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:32,724 grew as tall as trees?" he's talking about us.
- 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:35,262 We're the trees, or at least that's my theory.
- 00:08:35,263 --> 00:08:37,166 Brilliant. I've never thought of that.
- 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,337 OK. Get ready to lose your freaking mind, dude.
- 00:08:39,338 --> 00:08:42,276 Here it is--my Stavros cave.
- 00:08:42,277 --> 00:08:43,779 No way.
- 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,248 You have a limited-edition tapestry
- 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:46,786 from his Dancing Dolphins Tour?
- 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:47,821 They only made, like--
- 00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:49,658 40 of them? Yeah.
- 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,729 I hate to put my king hat back on, but--
- 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:53,165 Your crown?
- 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,136 Right. Well, those boys of yours--
- 00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:56,539 Ty, I told you.
- 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:57,875 I don't have anything to do with them.
- 00:08:57,876 --> 00:08:59,410 I know. I know.
- 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:00,881 Can't we just be Stav bros?
- 00:09:00,882 --> 00:09:02,884 Yes, of course, but I'm also king,
- 00:09:02,885 --> 00:09:04,654 and my sister thinks I need to be
- 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,759 taking more of a public stand.
- 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,294 Maybe you need to worry a little less
- 00:09:08,295 --> 00:09:10,266 about what everybody else thinks.
- 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:11,702 You gotta believe in you.
- 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:13,506 "You gotta believe in you."
- 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:15,409 I like that. Is that Stavros?
- 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,779 Yeah, isn't it? I think so.
- 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:18,816 Deep cuts.
- 00:09:18,817 --> 00:09:20,452 Oh, that reminds me. Can I show you another secret?
- 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:22,891 The original toga from his first-ever show?
- 00:09:22,892 --> 00:09:25,730 I've only ever seen it on vases and in my dreams.
- 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,135 Yep. I had my boys get that one for me.
- 00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:30,172 You don't want to know who they killed for it.
- 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,842 I'm kidding. Ha ha!
- 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:34,080 Ha. Of course.
- 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,699 Have you seen my wife?
- 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,368 I don't have any drugs, man.
- 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:50,947 Patty, you're making my abdomen hurt.
- 00:09:50,948 --> 00:09:53,251 I swear, the whole time she's talking to me,
- 00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:54,688 sap all over her mandible.
- 00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:56,390 Our queen is a hot mess.
- 00:09:56,391 --> 00:09:57,994 I wouldn't mind being queen.
- 00:09:57,995 --> 00:09:59,632 At least she doesn't have to put up with crap
- 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,502 from that loser Randall.
- 00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:03,138 You know I'd kill that guy for you.
- 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,309 Deliria, there's a guy here to see you,
- 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:07,548 says he's your husband.
- 00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:09,651 Surprise. Did you miss me?
- 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,987 Why are you here?
- 00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:12,857 Are you not happy to see me?
- 00:10:12,858 --> 00:10:14,595 Well, I did tell you not to come,
- 00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:17,534 but now that you're here, why are you here?
- 00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:19,471 Taking an interest in your hobbies.
- 00:10:19,472 --> 00:10:20,907 I see that you're an ant,
- 00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:23,746 so then how may I be of thorax-sistance--
- 00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,616 give them fire, eat their young?
- 00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:27,788 I'm here to support all your kinks.
- 00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:29,290 It's nothing like that.
- 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:32,196 All I usually do is float around, be adored.
- 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:34,433 I just come down here to be a worker ant,
- 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,137 do some real work--
- 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:38,743 you know, lift 20 times my body weight with my girls.
- 00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,146 It's a nice change of pace.
- 00:10:40,147 --> 00:10:41,615 Oh, yes. I see.
- 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,285 Well, that sounds like its own kind of fun.
- 00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:44,722 Oh, never mind.
- 00:10:44,723 --> 00:10:46,525 No, no. I think it's marvelous.
- 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:48,295 I'll push the grain with you.
- 00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:50,767 If you really want to join in, get with the male ants.
- 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:52,705 They're in line to copulate with the queen.
- 00:10:52,706 --> 00:10:54,040 Copulation line?
- 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,010 Well, that sounds too good to be true.
- 00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:58,448 Are you sure you're not just trying to get rid of me?
- 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,789 Honestly, it seems like I couldn't if I tried.
- 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,358 ♪ Doodle ee deedle da doodle la doodle la ♪
- 00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:04,895 ♪ Deedle la diddle la diddle la doodle la did ♪
- 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,130 At this point, he sings...
- 00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,433 ♪ very high...
- 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,703 and then the strings go...
- 00:11:08,704 --> 00:11:09,805 ♪ Doodly, doodly doodly--
- 00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:11,575 Manus, volume down.
- 00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:12,911 ♪ Diddly doodle la diddly... ♪
- 00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:14,514 I've spent years looking
- 00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:15,517 for a Work-Man who knows Stavros.
- 00:11:15,518 --> 00:11:16,885 You rule.
- 00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:18,455 It's so nice to just be able
- 00:11:18,456 --> 00:11:20,259 to do something low-key like this.
- 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,796 Usually with kings, it's all, "Sponsor me. Protect my wife."
- 00:11:21,797 --> 00:11:23,833 That's me-- Low-Key Ty,
- 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:26,371 no wife at all so far, but fingers crossed.
- 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:27,974 Is it a little crowded?
- 00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:30,178 Why don't we just, um, hang out over here?
- 00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:31,883 See, this is what I mean.
- 00:11:31,884 --> 00:11:33,520 You don't even need to be seen with me.
- 00:11:33,521 --> 00:11:35,189 It's so refreshing.
- 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,692 I don't just not need to be seen with you.
- 00:11:36,693 --> 00:11:38,829 I need not to be seen with you.
- 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,200 Sorry. That came out worse than I expected.
- 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,338 Because of the Athena Boys.
- 00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:46,077 No. It's... because of the Athena Boys, yes.
- 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:48,549 King Tyrannis, they've blockaded the river.
- 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:50,285 We can't get goods in or out.
- 00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:51,454 Who has?
- 00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:53,192 Uh, the Athena Boys.
- 00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:54,628 Uh, all right.
- 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,665 Well, of course, I will take care of it.
- 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:58,101 Oh, great.
- 00:11:58,102 --> 00:11:59,604 What's that supposed to mean?
- 00:11:59,605 --> 00:12:01,240 You've done a great job so far.
- 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,810 Ouch.
- 00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:05,182 All right. This is just sad. Let me help.
- 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,753 No. What do you mean? How?
- 00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,355 What is Stavros all about?
- 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:10,693 Friendship, dolphins, tree sexuality.
- 00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:12,898 Exactly, and peace.
- 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,868 People of Krapopolis...
- 00:12:14,869 --> 00:12:16,572 Um...
- 00:12:16,573 --> 00:12:19,878 I, the mighty Athena, will host a concert in your city
- 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:24,888 along with King Tyrannis, a concert for peace,
- 00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:28,729 a peace concert with Stavros.
- 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:31,535 He's actually really underrated.
- 00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:33,505 Seriously, Ty? You're still friends?
- 00:12:33,506 --> 00:12:35,510 Aah!
- 00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,847 So he came all this way from another colony
- 00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:39,284 just to find you?
- 00:12:39,285 --> 00:12:41,154 That is so romantic, Deliria,
- 00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,926 even if his thorax and antennae do seem kind of wonky.
- 00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,898 So he's not the most handsome guy. He's nice.
- 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,402 That's gotta count for something.
- 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:50,072 I wish I could find an ant like that.
- 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,642 Of course you could. You're gorgeous.
- 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,077 Are you kidding me, Dolores?
- 00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:54,948 I wish I had your petiole.
- 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,453 My colony sense. Something's wrong.
- 00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:58,989 I feel it, too.
- 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:01,160 Shlub's in trouble, and the queen is dead
- 00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:04,066 from excessive sexual pleasure.
- 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,938 I don't understand. You want to go home already?
- 00:13:06,939 --> 00:13:09,309 Thank you, but I think I've had enough for today.
- 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,016 But I was the best stud ant in the colony.
- 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,186 I thought you'd at least be impressed.
- 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:16,190 The point wasn't to be the best, Shlub.
- 00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:19,698 The point was to be completely unremarkable.
- 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,403 Well, that'll be hard now.
- 00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:23,639 What do you mean?
- 00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:28,817 Hail the queen! Hail the queen!
- 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,352 Stop. Stop!
- 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:33,024 I'm not in line for the throne. Put me down.
- 00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:45,950 I can't believe this--
- 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,620 Stavros performing just for my city,
- 00:13:47,621 --> 00:13:49,190 and this will surely bring peace.
- 00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:51,562 Of course our friendship isn't a problem.
- 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,632 It's the solution.
- 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,703 Plus... Stavros concert.
- 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,139 Stavros!
- 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,942 Yes! I love you.
- 00:13:58,943 --> 00:14:00,914 Thank you to King Tyrannis
- 00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:03,653 and Athena for organizing this concert.
- 00:14:03,654 --> 00:14:05,388 He knows my name.
- 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:07,994 As you may know, I am a blind man.
- 00:14:07,995 --> 00:14:11,268 It is part of why I am so close to the spirit of sound.
- 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:14,039 That's a Stavros Fact. He's telling us a Stavros Fact.
- 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,145 I must use my platform as a traveling lute player
- 00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:20,085 and ally to tree nymphs everywhere for good.
- 00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:22,055 And is he doing a moral?
- 00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:24,026 I love it when he does a moral.
- 00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:26,030 When you have a position of power,
- 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,034 when you are a public figure such as myself,
- 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,542 you must use it to condemn violence and stand for peace.
- 00:14:31,543 --> 00:14:34,280 Public figure? He's not that popular.
- 00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:37,285 All this conflict-- brother versus brother,
- 00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:39,457 Athena Boys and Krapopolis...
- 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,826 Play songs!
- 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,962 Do you not like the moral?
- 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,398 Condemning violence doesn't seem
- 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,969 like it should be too much of a problem.
- 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,805 What do you say, King Tyrannis?
- 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:50,513 Surely any fan of mine will not stand with the Athena Boys.
- 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,749 I don't like that.
- 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,151 Now hold on.
- 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:54,888 I'm not standing with the Athena Boys.
- 00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:57,627 I'm just standing here with Athena.
- 00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,163 That's half the name!
- 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:02,303 OK. I get how it's a problem.
- 00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:05,677 All right. Well, this isn't that complicated.
- 00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:07,245 Violence is wrong,
- 00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:09,183 but the Athena Boys aren't calling for violence.
- 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,756 They demand the murder or enslavement
- 00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:14,695 of all who deny the supremacy of Athena.
- 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,997 They do?
- 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,132 Is that what they've been asking for?
- 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,870 I don't know. Maybe.
- 00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:20,372 It's hard for me to keep track of these things.
- 00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:22,376 It was painted on the manifesto vase.
- 00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,080 Stavros is blind, and he knew that.
- 00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:25,549 Well, that's bad.
- 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,689 I don't believe in that, but if I had to say,
- 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,827 you gotta believe in you.
- 00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:33,264 You gotta believe in you!
- 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,037 Ohh. Did they come up with that?
- 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,640 You know what? Yeah.
- 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,077 That may have been the Athena Boys' rallying cry,
- 00:15:39,078 --> 00:15:40,913 not a Stavros lyric.
- 00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,985 Sorry, man.
- 00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:48,695 ♪ If peace fell down in the forest ♪
- 00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:50,600 ♪ And no one was around to hear ♪
- 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:55,743 ♪ It would sound like love
- 00:15:55,744 --> 00:15:57,145 Athena?
- 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:02,189 Right.
- 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,725 Excuse me. Pardon me.
- 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:05,228 Just trying to get over to the--
- 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:07,801 Ty, little help here? Arrgh...
- 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,303 Nngh... uh!
- 00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:12,242 Agh! That guy was surprisingly strong.
- 00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:14,614 Don't you like war? Isn't this fun for you?
- 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,017 This isn't war, Ty.
- 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,221 It's defense against radical lunatics,
- 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:20,125 lunatics you called into action
- 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,663 after declaring your friendship with their goddess.
- 00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:24,433 Just because we hung out a few times
- 00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:26,270 doesn't mean I agree with everything she's done.
- 00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,175 God, you're pathetic.
- 00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:29,911 All right.
- 00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:31,347 Maybe my inaction has made the situation slightly worse,
- 00:16:31,348 --> 00:16:32,951 but it's not like every friendship
- 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,688 has to say some big thing about who we are.
- 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,625 Duck! Hwah!
- 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,297 I mean, Athena and I connected in a whole other way
- 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,033 about a whole other thing.
- 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,904 What good is civilization if you can't appreciate
- 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,607 the higher things with friends?
- 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:47,246 Being able to connect with someone about Stavros was--
- 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:48,583 Duck. Aah.
- 00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:49,984 No, Ty.
- 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:52,189 "Duck, so small treading on the water.
- 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,661 Your ripples deep can be seen."
- 00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:57,501 "Even causing change you didn't mean."
- 00:16:57,502 --> 00:16:58,803 Yeah. You're right.
- 00:16:58,804 --> 00:17:00,205 I'll find Athena and deal with this.
- 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,343 Wait. You listen to Stavros?
- 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,013 Some of his stuff is OK,
- 00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:06,116 but if you bring it up, I'm denying it
- 00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:08,088 and punching you in the head!
- 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,924 Yeesh. All right. Sold.
- 00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:12,697 It's my sworn duty to produce
- 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,266 more workers for the colony,
- 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,803 but I wouldn't mind taking a little time with it
- 00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,005 because I know I'm dying right after.
- 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:18,041 Mm, no.
- 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,678 There you are.
- 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,414 I'm a little winded, but I'm ready to hear you out.
- 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,984 I don't want to explain myself.
- 00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:25,221 I just want to go home and be alone.
- 00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,259 The queen cannot leave the colony.
- 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,430 Oh, please. Think for yourself for once.
- 00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:30,833 Between the lot of you, you must have
- 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,572 at least one tiny, little brain.
- 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:41,020 The queen must return the crown.
- 00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,724 How about making us big again?
- 00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:44,327 I can't make one of us big before the other,
- 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:46,063 or we'll both be crushed.
- 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,968 I wasn't planning on someone else being here.
- 00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:51,107 The queen cannot leave the colony.
- 00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:52,844 Huh!
- 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,454 Hail the queen. Hail the queen.
- 00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:00,559 Hail the queen. Hail the queen.
- 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,962 That'll do.
- 00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,498 Hail the queen. Hail the queen.
- 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,369 How much further do we have to run?
- 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,905 I think we're far enough apart now.
- 00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:08,474 If not, it'll serve you right.
- 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,682 Disappointed wife and bad listener husband exit.
- 00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:14,453 Maybe we can try again,
- 00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,390 make you queen of another species.
- 00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,260 That's not the point.
- 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:20,633 I'm sensing you're angry. Can't we talk about it?
- 00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:23,606 Ohh, I don't even know how to say this.
- 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,909 Sometimes I just want to be away from you.
- 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:28,916 There are parts of me I've never really let anyone see,
- 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,153 and, honestly, I like it that way.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,590 It keeps things more interesting.
- 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,293 And you thought I'd judge you?
- 00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:35,797 I've heard you fart.
- 00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:36,965 Gods don't fart.
- 00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,703 Sure.
- 00:18:38,704 --> 00:18:40,506 How about I leave you alone, and you can go and check on Dolores?
- 00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:42,677 Honestly, I visit a new colony every time.
- 00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:46,283 A few days is like 40 years with those bitches.
- 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,901 Stavros, there you are.
- 00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:57,272 I felt their eyes on me with desire to kill.
- 00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:58,609 Thank God they didn't.
- 00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,345 They knew my wife's name.
- 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,447 I didn't even know you had a wife.
- 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,117 I don't tell them
- 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,887 so the tree nymphs can believe we will wed.
- 00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:06,457 Oh, Ty, there you are.
- 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,762 Should I take us all somewhere safe, finish the show?
- 00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:11,968 Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,972 Raagh!
- 00:19:13,973 --> 00:19:16,210 I'm sorry. I can't.
- 00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:18,481 I actually don't know if we can be friends.
- 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,588 Seriously? I put on a whole concert for you.
- 00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:23,692 You're the one who got all weird about being seen with me
- 00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,630 when your citizens started noticing.
- 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,633 Well, maybe that's because of, you know,
- 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,304 the cult you incited that's terrorizing the city.
- 00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:32,711 I really don't see what that has to do with us.
- 00:19:32,712 --> 00:19:34,648 Can't we just chill?
- 00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:37,385 Stavros says, "When the dolphin showed integrity,
- 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,322 its shriek was loud as fire."
- 00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:40,927 I'm the dolphin.
- 00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:43,632 Oh, come on, Ty. We're above this. Let it go.
- 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,235 That's the thing, though.
- 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:46,805 I'm not. I'm mortal.
- 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:48,709 I can't just make all this go away with a poof.
- 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,311 Is that what this is about?
- 00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:53,050 You really just needed a favor? Fine.
- 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,062 Oh, my God, did you just kill them?
- 00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,568 I don't know. They went somewhere or disintegrated.
- 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,304 Isn't that what you wanted?
- 00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:04,808 You don't know if you killed those people?
- 00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:06,778 No. You're right. We can't be friends.
- 00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:08,716 You're so obsessed with your city, it's kind of irritating.
- 00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:11,053 Yeah. Well, someone has to be responsible.
- 00:20:11,054 --> 00:20:12,557 It's my job.
- 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,527 Well, we'll always have Stavros.
- 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:16,831 I think this has sort of ruined that for me, too.
- 00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,301 Whatever.
- 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,804 I'll probably just imprison him in a tower,
- 00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:21,474 turn him into an annoying bird or something.
- 00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:23,344 When I hear it, I'll think of you,
- 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:26,250 "its shriek as loud as fire."
- 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,853 Proud.
- 00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:30,926 I said the dolphin's shriek was "proud as fire."
- 00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,262 You misheard.
- 00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:33,699 Really? That's kind of dumb.
- 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,001 Yeah. What does that even mean?
- 00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,203 The trees get it.
- 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:38,608 Hwah!
- 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:41,549 Seriously? Oh, come on.
- 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,758 Stavros was at the height of his talent
- 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,261 and only soaring higher.
- 00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:50,431 He was suddenly playing for crowds of thousands,
- 00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,101 but he was an artist of his time.
- 00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:54,774 Once people started memorizing songs, singing them back,
- 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:58,247 let's just say the lyrics, they didn't really hold up.
- 00:20:58,248 --> 00:20:59,483 New guys came in.
- 00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:00,553 They were more popular,
- 00:21:00,554 --> 00:21:02,188 cooler with the kids,
- 00:21:02,189 --> 00:21:03,992 so little of his stuff even survived.
- 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:06,565 Once he stopped playing that night in Krapopolis,
- 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,604 it was like he disappeared, and no one's seen him since,
- 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:11,541 but that's not why I'm here.
- 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,413 I just wanted to pop in and make sure you all knew
- 00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:16,918 in case anybody was wondering whether I could climb
- 00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:19,524 through TV screens and out of your phone
- 00:21:19,525 --> 00:21:21,861 like that gal from that Japanese picture,
- 00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:25,903 better believe I can and will now that I've seen you.
- 00:21:25,904 --> 00:21:28,475 Ha ha ha!
- 00:21:28,476 --> 00:21:30,679 Oh, and mirrors, too.
- 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,551 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,692 Bento.
- 00:00:02,806 --> 00:00:05,712 ♪
- 00:00:05,945 --> 00:00:07,380 Dave: Here we go. You got the lambs?
- 00:00:07,381 --> 00:00:08,950 Terry: Yeah. Just one thing--
- 00:00:08,951 --> 00:00:10,721 why, exactly, are we using lambs?
- 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:13,258 Dave: It's symbolism, dummy. The lambs are Krapopolites.
- 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:15,463 The wolves are us, the Athena Boys,
- 00:00:15,464 --> 00:00:17,834 and we will lead them like lambs to the slaughter
- 00:00:17,835 --> 00:00:19,706 if they don't bow down to Athena.
- 00:00:19,707 --> 00:00:21,141 Man: Sorry. Just checking.
- 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:22,546 Do wolves lead lambs to slaughter?
- 00:00:22,646 --> 00:00:24,281 Terry: Yeah, and you know it was a real pain
- 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:26,151 to get all those wolves.
- 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:29,124 What happened to killing livestock, raiding silos, fires?
- 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:31,797 Dave: Any group of knuckleheads could just kill lambs.
- 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,432 This makes a statement.
- 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,369 Terry: But won't they just think it's wolves?
- 00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:37,274 Dave: Well, if they do, that's on them.
- 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:38,944 Terry: Yeah. I just think we should be way more intentional
- 00:00:38,945 --> 00:00:40,413 about the statement that we're making.
- 00:00:40,414 --> 00:00:41,816 Dave: Save it for next time. Bolt. Bolt!
- 00:00:41,817 --> 00:00:43,653 Men: [Shout]
- 00:00:43,654 --> 00:00:47,561 Tyrannis: Mummy, stop that. My feet were clean ages ago.
- 00:00:47,562 --> 00:00:50,935 Stupendous: Morning, sunshine. I caught more Athena Boys.
- 00:00:50,936 --> 00:00:53,974 Tyrannis: The ones who sow chaos in cities for Athena's glory?
- 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:55,644 What do they do this time, kill some sheep?
- 00:00:55,645 --> 00:00:57,581 Terry: It was symbolism. Tyrannis: For what?
- 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,786 Terry: Honestly, I was confused, too.
- 00:00:59,787 --> 00:01:01,523 Stupendous: Terry?
- 00:01:01,524 --> 00:01:03,693 But you're one of my best guys. Why would you do this?
- 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:05,630 Terry: My love for the many times we've chilled
- 00:01:05,631 --> 00:01:07,868 and relaxed together is second only to my allegiance to Athena.
- 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:10,908 Stupendous: Throw them in the dungeon, the dirty one.
- 00:01:10,909 --> 00:01:12,711 Tyrannis: The dirty one?
- 00:01:12,712 --> 00:01:14,716 But Terry was with you when you got your first wolf sleeve.
- 00:01:14,717 --> 00:01:17,053 Stupendous: In battle, you have friends and enemies,
- 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:18,355 no middle ground.
- 00:01:18,356 --> 00:01:20,259 There goes the third best friend
- 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,598 and second worst sex buddy I ever had.
- 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:24,669 Ty, I think you have a problem here.
- 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,438 Tyrannis: Yes. I do.
- 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:28,208 You're making a bigger deal of some fringe wackos than I would,
- 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:29,912 and I have a big day tomorrow,
- 00:01:29,913 --> 00:01:31,448 so could you please let me sleep?
- 00:01:31,449 --> 00:01:35,356 Stavros, the famous lute player, is in town.
- 00:01:35,357 --> 00:01:36,759 Stupendous: How often do you dream
- 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,328 about Mom washing your feet?
- 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:39,966 Tyrannis: It's more of a nightmare, really.
- 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,334 Stupendous: You seem to be enjoying it.
- 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,405 Tyrannis: That's why it's a nightmare.
- 00:01:43,406 --> 00:01:53,927 ♪
- 00:01:53,928 --> 00:01:55,062 Men: ♪ Uh
- 00:01:55,063 --> 00:02:06,419 ♪ Uh uh uh whoo!
- 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,959 Tyrannis: Don't worry, only a little further
- 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,596 to the Athena Boys' hiding place.
- 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:12,864 Stupendous: So when we get there,
- 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:14,267 I can go leash off, right?
- 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,871 Tyrannis: Are you generally leashed?
- 00:02:15,872 --> 00:02:17,574 Stupendous: Yeah. I'm always digging my fingernails
- 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:20,346 into my palm to remind me not to go full Stup.
- 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:22,117 I have a lot of anger.
- 00:02:22,118 --> 00:02:24,522 Tyrannis: OK, so I may have been exaggerating
- 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,258 when I said where we were going,
- 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:28,029 but I think you'll like this even better.
- 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:30,867 Stupendous: Better than going leash off on the Athena Boys?
- 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:32,370 Tyrannis: Maybe.
- 00:02:32,371 --> 00:02:34,107 Stupendous: Oh, no, no, no.
- 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:35,911 Is this for that blind guy with the lute?
- 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:37,815 Tyrannis: His name is Stavros, and his lack of sight
- 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:39,986 only improves his miraculous sense of hearing,
- 00:02:39,987 --> 00:02:41,689 and I'm already late for the show.
- 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:43,726 Stupendous: Ty, there are dissidents in the city,
- 00:02:43,727 --> 00:02:46,766 and you took the head of the military to a concert?
- 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,770 Tyrannis: Joy persists in the face of chaos.
- 00:02:48,771 --> 00:02:50,941 Stupendous: Do you realize what a bad look this is?
- 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:54,314 Can you at least pretend to take the situation seriously?
- 00:02:54,315 --> 00:02:56,118 Tyrannis: It's not even entirely clear to me
- 00:02:56,119 --> 00:02:57,286 what the situation is...
- 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:58,523 Stupendous: Ty--
- 00:02:58,524 --> 00:03:00,292 Tyrannis: but--yes, yes-- of course
- 00:03:00,293 --> 00:03:01,697 I will take it seriously, and I will not look
- 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:03,431 like I'm not taking it seriously, either.
- 00:03:03,432 --> 00:03:05,302 Now can I stand on your shoulders?
- 00:03:05,303 --> 00:03:07,006 Stupendous: Not in those shoes.
- 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:09,210 Enjoy your dumb lute fest. I've got to defend your city.
- 00:03:09,211 --> 00:03:10,547 Tyrannis: I will enjoy the show,
- 00:03:10,548 --> 00:03:13,285 but I will not get you a souvenir vase.
- 00:03:13,286 --> 00:03:15,389 Alexi: Hey, no cutting.
- 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:18,596 What's a barkless freak like you doing at a Stavros concert?
- 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:20,166 Tyrannis: His music isn't just for wood nymphs.
- 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,136 "Lute Goat Fable" changed my life,
- 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:23,607 and I think there's been a mix-up.
- 00:03:23,608 --> 00:03:26,679 I need the king line, the line for king,
- 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,117 so no line, just--zzzzzpit!-- right to the front.
- 00:03:29,118 --> 00:03:31,421 Alexi: You got ears where your branch should be or something?
- 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,459 Back of the line!
- 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:36,666 Tyrannis: You've got ears, too, and you're not a tree.
- 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:39,471 Stavros: ♪ If peace fell down in the forest ♪
- 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:42,343 ♪ And no one was around to hear ♪
- 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:47,320 ♪ It would sound like love
- 00:03:47,321 --> 00:03:49,558 [Cheering and applause]
- 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:53,331 Nymph: I mean, an entire lyrical story where nobody dies.
- 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:54,635 He's a genius.
- 00:03:54,636 --> 00:03:55,804 Tyrannis: He's calling them songs.
- 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:57,475 Mind if I climb you?
- 00:03:57,576 --> 00:03:59,444 Can't tell if you're saying no
- 00:03:59,445 --> 00:04:02,150 or just going still so I can climb you.
- 00:04:02,151 --> 00:04:03,987 Athena: Ty, is that you?
- 00:04:03,988 --> 00:04:05,289 Tyrannis: Athena?
- 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:06,860 Athena: What? Who? No. Get serious.
- 00:04:06,861 --> 00:04:09,631 You're right. It's me--Athena. I'm incognito.
- 00:04:09,632 --> 00:04:11,736 Who wants special treatment at a Stavros show, right?
- 00:04:11,737 --> 00:04:13,974 Tyrannis: I don't know. A goddess maybe?
- 00:04:13,975 --> 00:04:15,376 Athena: Or a king.
- 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:17,414 Wouldn't have pegged you as a Stavros fan.
- 00:04:17,415 --> 00:04:19,251 Tyrannis: I'm a man of many interests--
- 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:21,354 lyrical lute, defending my city from saboteurs,
- 00:04:21,355 --> 00:04:23,492 not dying in a spaceship you launched me in.
- 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:26,298 Athena: Yeah. Well, I'll let you enjoy the show in peace.
- 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,801 Tyrannis: Yeah.
- 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:29,103 I'll leave you alone, you leave me alone.
- 00:04:29,104 --> 00:04:30,105 Athena: Fine.
- 00:04:30,106 --> 00:04:31,743 Tyrannis: Perfect.
- 00:04:31,744 --> 00:04:33,613 All: ♪ Fight fire with friendship ♪
- 00:04:33,614 --> 00:04:37,621 ♪ Go up to the flame and hold it close ♪
- 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:40,527 ♪ Friendship never burns if you hold it tight ♪
- 00:04:40,528 --> 00:04:46,037 ♪ Pick up your heart and put down the fight ♪
- 00:04:46,038 --> 00:04:49,043 ♪
- 00:04:49,044 --> 00:04:50,647 Shlub: There you are, darling.
- 00:04:50,648 --> 00:04:52,518 You're just in time for your evening foot rub.
- 00:04:52,519 --> 00:04:54,688 Deliria: Oh, I can't. I'm off for the evening.
- 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,057 Shlub: Good.
- 00:04:56,058 --> 00:04:57,661 Well, should I have the servants take the foot rub to go?
- 00:04:57,662 --> 00:04:59,532 We'll have a pedicure picnic.
- 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,635 I've been meaning to feed you grapes.
- 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:03,104 Deliria: That sounds nice, but--
- 00:05:03,105 --> 00:05:04,107 Shlub: But what?
- 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:05,577 Deliria: But nothing.
- 00:05:05,578 --> 00:05:07,346 I just have something else I want to do.
- 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:08,950 Shlub: Should I have them do manicures instead?
- 00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:10,152 Deliria: I'm afraid you don't understand, my love.
- 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:11,622 I have plans.
- 00:05:11,623 --> 00:05:13,325 Shlub: Well, I could come with you if you--
- 00:05:13,326 --> 00:05:15,462 Deliria: No, Schlub. This is my me time.
- 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:17,467 Worker ant exit.
- 00:05:20,107 --> 00:05:21,576 Shlub: I may not be a mind reader,
- 00:05:21,577 --> 00:05:24,681 but I know when I'm being asked to pursue.
- 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:26,586 Hippocampus: Sounds like she wants to be alone for a while.
- 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,255 Shlub: So, what, I'm supposed to just take
- 00:05:28,256 --> 00:05:30,026 what your mother says at face value?
- 00:05:30,027 --> 00:05:31,762 Hippocampus: Yes.
- 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:34,300 Shlub: Oh, Hippo, you have so much to learn about love.
- 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,771 Hippocampus: Sure, Dad,
- 00:05:35,772 --> 00:05:37,239 as long as I get to test out this procedure.
- 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,411 Shlub: [Gulp]
- 00:05:39,412 --> 00:05:41,281 Mm, not feeling anything.
- 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:43,185 That's because I still have to do this.
- 00:05:43,186 --> 00:05:44,387 Shlub: Uh!
- 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:45,957 Hippocampus: Perfect.
- 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:47,995 Shlub: No, it isn't. I look nothing like an ant.
- 00:05:47,996 --> 00:05:50,299 Hippocampus: I broke the laws of nature and made you tiny.
- 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,303 What do you want, a costume, too?
- 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:53,973 Shlub: Could we try that?
- 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,911 Tyrannis: When he went into that sistrum breakdown
- 00:05:55,912 --> 00:05:57,079 in "Forest of Hugs"--
- 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,850 Athena: Oh, I know.
- 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:00,954 I almost lost it, and I've heard Apollo and Pan's jam sessions.
- 00:06:00,955 --> 00:06:02,925 Tyrannis: It's like he's speaking to my soul.
- 00:06:02,926 --> 00:06:05,395 Athena: None of the other gods really get Stav.
- 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,200 It's nice to have someone to talk to about him.
- 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,937 Tyrannis: I mean, of all the people in the world to run into
- 00:06:08,938 --> 00:06:11,441 at a Stavros concert, it had to be you.
- 00:06:11,442 --> 00:06:13,679 Athena: It is sort of nice, though.
- 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,619 Dave: King Tyrannis, we heard you'd be here.
- 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,590 We wanted to make sure you got our message,
- 00:06:18,591 --> 00:06:21,127 and by message, we mean we're gonna beat you up.
- 00:06:21,128 --> 00:06:22,798 Tyrannis: Yep.
- 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,502 I was just heading home to think about that message.
- 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:25,770 Great seeing you guys.
- 00:06:25,771 --> 00:06:26,772 Dave: Rrgh...
- 00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:28,543 Tyrannis: Aah!
- 00:06:28,544 --> 00:06:30,112 Oh, my God, am I dead?
- 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:33,018 Is this what it's like, just life but higher up?
- 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:34,420 Athena: Looked like you could use a ride.
- 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:36,057 Now we can go over his setlist.
- 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:38,061 Tyrannis: Thank you, but those were your boys.
- 00:06:38,062 --> 00:06:39,363 Aren't you part of this?
- 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,201 Athena: I barely know those guys.
- 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:42,571 Sure, they like me.
- 00:06:42,572 --> 00:06:44,174 Lots of weirdos do stuff in my name.
- 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:45,610 You get it? You're king.
- 00:06:45,611 --> 00:06:47,480 With respect and power come creeps.
- 00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:49,151 Tyrannis: Right, but as long as they're threatening
- 00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:51,956 everything I stand for, or whatever it is they're doing--
- 00:06:51,957 --> 00:06:53,726 I'm not entirely clear on it either, to be honest--
- 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:55,831 but my sister feels very strongly about it
- 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,601 and wants me to take it seriously.
- 00:06:57,602 --> 00:06:59,604 Athena: We shouldn't be seen together. I get it.
- 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:01,843 Can you imagine if your mom knew we were hanging out?
- 00:07:01,844 --> 00:07:03,245 Tyrannis: Oh, God.
- 00:07:03,246 --> 00:07:04,715 Athena: I almost want to see that.
- 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,284 Tyrannis: Oh, no, no, no. Secret friendship.
- 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:08,289 Athena: OK, OK, secret friendship.
- 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:11,294 Both: ♪ The trees and the rocks and the rivers are friends ♪
- 00:07:11,295 --> 00:07:14,801 ♪ The clouds in the sky and the creatures are friends ♪
- 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:17,642 ♪ There's nothing in the world that isn't a friend ♪
- 00:07:17,742 --> 00:07:22,483 ♪ Because friends and not having friends are friends ♪
- 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:26,993 Tyrannis: Stup, you know Athena, my new... friend.
- 00:07:26,994 --> 00:07:29,865 Are you--
- 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,003 Oh, boy.
- 00:07:34,609 --> 00:07:36,713 Tyrannis: ♪ Hey, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- 00:07:36,714 --> 00:07:38,683 Stupendous: Ty, you cannot be friends with Athena.
- 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:40,019 Tyrannis: Where's the bread?
- 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,789 Stupendous: Those frigging Athena Boys slashed
- 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,127 bags of wheat as a threat to Demeter worshipers.
- 00:07:44,128 --> 00:07:46,633 They're saying every slash represents a wound
- 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,570 in the city's wheat supply.
- 00:07:48,571 --> 00:07:49,939 Tyrannis: That's not what it represents.
- 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,542 That's what it is.
- 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:53,112 There's no abstraction. Where's the metaphor?
- 00:07:53,113 --> 00:07:54,347 Stupendous: So they're not great abstractors.
- 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,851 There's still no bread.
- 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:57,854 Surprised your friend didn't tell you,
- 00:07:57,855 --> 00:07:59,357 or were you too busy hearing
- 00:07:59,358 --> 00:08:01,494 about famous battles set to harp?
- 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:03,299 Tyrannis: Athena and I don't talk about that stuff.
- 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,735 It's a marker of maturity
- 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:06,639 to have a friendship with boundaries...
- 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,076 and Stavros doesn't sing about war.
- 00:08:09,077 --> 00:08:10,881 Hippocampus: Dad?
- 00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:12,183 Stupendous: Does Stavros sing about a king being so stupid,
- 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:13,987 his whole city falls apart?
- 00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:15,624 Tyrannis: That doesn't sound like a very good song.
- 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,892 Hippocampus: Whew...
- 00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:18,563 Stupendous: I'm telling you, Ty,
- 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,533 this friendship is gonna be a problem.
- 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,169 Tyrannis: I've got my eye on the Athena Boys.
- 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,338 Don't you worry.
- 00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:24,741 Stupendous: Just promise me
- 00:08:24,742 --> 00:08:26,211 you will not hang out with her again.
- 00:08:26,212 --> 00:08:28,482 Tyrannis: I promise.
- 00:08:28,483 --> 00:08:30,052 Athena: So when he says, "What if the children
- 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:32,724 grew as tall as trees?" he's talking about us.
- 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:35,262 We're the trees, or at least that's my theory.
- 00:08:35,263 --> 00:08:37,166 Tyrannis: Brilliant. I've never thought of that.
- 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,337 Athena: OK. Get ready to lose your freaking mind, dude.
- 00:08:39,338 --> 00:08:42,276 Here it is--my Stavros cave.
- 00:08:42,277 --> 00:08:43,779 Tyrannis: No way.
- 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,248 You have a limited-edition tapestry
- 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:46,786 from his Dancing Dolphins Tour?
- 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:47,821 They only made, like--
- 00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:49,658 Athena: 40 of them? Yeah.
- 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,729 Tyrannis: I hate to put my king hat back on, but--
- 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:53,165 Athena: Your crown?
- 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,136 Tyrannis: Right. Well, those boys of yours--
- 00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:56,539 Athena: Ty, I told you.
- 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:57,875 I don't have anything to do with them.
- 00:08:57,876 --> 00:08:59,410 Tyrannis: I know. I know.
- 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:00,881 Athena: Can't we just be Stav bros?
- 00:09:00,882 --> 00:09:02,884 Tyrannis: Yes, of course, but I'm also king,
- 00:09:02,885 --> 00:09:04,654 and my sister thinks I need to be
- 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,759 taking more of a public stand.
- 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,294 Athena: Maybe you need to worry a little less
- 00:09:08,295 --> 00:09:10,266 about what everybody else thinks.
- 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:11,702 You gotta believe in you.
- 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:13,506 Tyrannis: "You gotta believe in you."
- 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:15,409 I like that. Is that Stavros?
- 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,779 Athena: Yeah, isn't it? I think so.
- 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:18,816 Tyrannis: Deep cuts.
- 00:09:18,817 --> 00:09:20,452 Athena: Oh, that reminds me. Can I show you another secret?
- 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:22,891 Tyrannis: The original toga from his first-ever show?
- 00:09:22,892 --> 00:09:25,730 I've only ever seen it on vases and in my dreams.
- 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,135 Athena: Yep. I had my boys get that one for me.
- 00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:30,172 You don't want to know who they killed for it.
- 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,842 I'm kidding. Ha ha!
- 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:34,080 Tyrannis: Ha. Of course.
- 00:09:34,081 --> 00:09:41,929 ♪
- 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,699 Shlub: Have you seen my wife?
- 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,368 Ant: I don't have any drugs, man.
- 00:09:45,369 --> 00:09:47,173 [Laughter]
- 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:50,947 Deliria: Patty, you're making my abdomen hurt.
- 00:09:50,948 --> 00:09:53,251 Patty: I swear, the whole time she's talking to me,
- 00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:54,688 sap all over her mandible.
- 00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:56,390 Our queen is a hot mess.
- 00:09:56,391 --> 00:09:57,994 Dolores: I wouldn't mind being queen.
- 00:09:57,995 --> 00:09:59,632 At least she doesn't have to put up with crap
- 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,502 from that loser Randall.
- 00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:03,138 Deliria: You know I'd kill that guy for you.
- 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,309 Winnifred: Deliria, there's a guy here to see you,
- 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:07,548 says he's your husband.
- 00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:09,651 Shlub: Surprise. Did you miss me?
- 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,987 Deliria: Why are you here?
- 00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:12,857 Shlub: Are you not happy to see me?
- 00:10:12,858 --> 00:10:14,595 Deliria: Well, I did tell you not to come,
- 00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:17,534 but now that you're here, why are you here?
- 00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:19,471 Shlub: Taking an interest in your hobbies.
- 00:10:19,472 --> 00:10:20,907 I see that you're an ant,
- 00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:23,746 so then how may I be of thorax-sistance--
- 00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,616 give them fire, eat their young?
- 00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:27,788 I'm here to support all your kinks.
- 00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:29,290 Deliria: It's nothing like that.
- 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:32,196 All I usually do is float around, be adored.
- 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:34,433 I just come down here to be a worker ant,
- 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,137 do some real work--
- 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:38,743 you know, lift 20 times my body weight with my girls.
- 00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,146 It's a nice change of pace.
- 00:10:40,147 --> 00:10:41,615 Shlub: Oh, yes. I see.
- 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,285 Well, that sounds like its own kind of fun.
- 00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:44,722 Deliria: Oh, never mind.
- 00:10:44,723 --> 00:10:46,525 Shlub: No, no. I think it's marvelous.
- 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:48,295 I'll push the grain with you.
- 00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:50,767 Deliria: If you really want to join in, get with the male ants.
- 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:52,705 They're in line to copulate with the queen.
- 00:10:52,706 --> 00:10:54,040 Shlub: Copulation line?
- 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,010 Well, that sounds too good to be true.
- 00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:58,448 Are you sure you're not just trying to get rid of me?
- 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,789 Deliria: Honestly, it seems like I couldn't if I tried.
- 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,358 Manus: ♪ Doodle ee deedle da doodle la doodle la ♪
- 00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:04,895 ♪ Deedle la diddle la diddle la doodle la did ♪
- 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,130 At this point, he sings...
- 00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,433 ♪ very high...
- 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,703 and then the strings go...
- 00:11:08,704 --> 00:11:09,805 ♪ Doodly, doodly doodly--
- 00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:11,575 Athena: Manus, volume down.
- 00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:12,911 Manus: ♪ Diddly doodle la diddly... ♪
- 00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:14,514 Tyrannis: I've spent years looking
- 00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:15,517 for a Work-Man who knows Stavros.
- 00:11:15,518 --> 00:11:16,885 You rule.
- 00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:18,455 Athena: It's so nice to just be able
- 00:11:18,456 --> 00:11:20,259 to do something low-key like this.
- 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,796 Usually with kings, it's all, "Sponsor me. Protect my wife."
- 00:11:21,797 --> 00:11:23,833 Tyrannis: That's me-- Low-Key Ty,
- 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:26,371 no wife at all so far, but fingers crossed.
- 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:27,974 Is it a little crowded?
- 00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:30,178 Why don't we just, um, hang out over here?
- 00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:31,883 Athena: See, this is what I mean.
- 00:11:31,884 --> 00:11:33,520 You don't even need to be seen with me.
- 00:11:33,521 --> 00:11:35,189 It's so refreshing.
- 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,692 Tyrannis: I don't just not need to be seen with you.
- 00:11:36,693 --> 00:11:38,829 I need not to be seen with you.
- 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,200 Sorry. That came out worse than I expected.
- 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,338 Athena: Because of the Athena Boys.
- 00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:46,077 Tyrannis: No. It's... because of the Athena Boys, yes.
- 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:48,549 Man: King Tyrannis, they've blockaded the river.
- 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:50,285 We can't get goods in or out.
- 00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:51,454 Tyrannis: Who has?
- 00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:53,192 Man: Uh, the Athena Boys.
- 00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:54,628 Tyrannis: Uh, all right.
- 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,665 Well, of course, I will take care of it.
- 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:58,101 Man: Oh, great.
- 00:11:58,102 --> 00:11:59,604 Tyrannis: What's that supposed to mean?
- 00:11:59,605 --> 00:12:01,240 Man: You've done a great job so far.
- 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,810 Tyrannis: Ouch.
- 00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:05,182 Athena: All right. This is just sad. Let me help.
- 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,753 Tyrannis: No. What do you mean? How?
- 00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,355 Athena: What is Stavros all about?
- 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:10,693 Tyrannis: Friendship, dolphins, tree sexuality.
- 00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:12,898 Athena: Exactly, and peace.
- 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,868 People of Krapopolis...
- 00:12:14,869 --> 00:12:16,572 Tyrannis: Um...
- 00:12:16,573 --> 00:12:19,878 Athena: I, the mighty Athena, will host a concert in your city
- 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:24,888 along with King Tyrannis, a concert for peace,
- 00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:28,729 a peace concert with Stavros.
- 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:31,535 Tyrannis: He's actually really underrated.
- 00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:33,505 Stupendous: Seriously, Ty? You're still friends?
- 00:12:33,506 --> 00:12:35,510 Tyrannis: Aah!
- 00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,847 Winnifred: So he came all this way from another colony
- 00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:39,284 just to find you?
- 00:12:39,285 --> 00:12:41,154 Dolores: That is so romantic, Deliria,
- 00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,926 even if his thorax and antennae do seem kind of wonky.
- 00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,898 Winnifred: So he's not the most handsome guy. He's nice.
- 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,402 That's gotta count for something.
- 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:50,072 Dolores: I wish I could find an ant like that.
- 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,642 Deliria: Of course you could. You're gorgeous.
- 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,077 Patty: Are you kidding me, Dolores?
- 00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:54,948 Winnifred: I wish I had your petiole.
- 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,453 Dolores: My colony sense. Something's wrong.
- 00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:58,989 Winnifred: I feel it, too.
- 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:01,160 Shlub's in trouble, and the queen is dead
- 00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:04,066 from excessive sexual pleasure.
- 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,938 Shlub: I don't understand. You want to go home already?
- 00:13:06,939 --> 00:13:09,309 Deliria: Thank you, but I think I've had enough for today.
- 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,016 Shlub: But I was the best stud ant in the colony.
- 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,186 I thought you'd at least be impressed.
- 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:16,190 Deliria: The point wasn't to be the best, Shlub.
- 00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:19,698 The point was to be completely unremarkable.
- 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,403 Shlub: Well, that'll be hard now.
- 00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:23,639 Deliria: What do you mean?
- 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,075 [Gasps]
- 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:26,277 ♪
- 00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:28,817 Ants: Hail the queen! Hail the queen!
- 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,352 Deliria: Stop. Stop!
- 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:33,024 I'm not in line for the throne. Put me down.
- 00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:44,681 ♪
- 00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:45,950 Tyrannis: I can't believe this--
- 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,620 Stavros performing just for my city,
- 00:13:47,621 --> 00:13:49,190 and this will surely bring peace.
- 00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:51,562 Of course our friendship isn't a problem.
- 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,632 It's the solution.
- 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,703 Athena: Plus... Stavros concert.
- 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,139 Both: Stavros!
- 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,942 Man: Yes! Woman: I love you.
- 00:13:58,943 --> 00:14:00,914 Stavros: Thank you to King Tyrannis
- 00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:03,653 and Athena for organizing this concert.
- 00:14:03,654 --> 00:14:05,388 Tyrannis: He knows my name.
- 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:07,994 Stavros: As you may know, I am a blind man.
- 00:14:07,995 --> 00:14:11,268 It is part of why I am so close to the spirit of sound.
- 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:14,039 Tyrannis: That's a Stavros Fact. He's telling us a Stavros Fact.
- 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,145 Stavros: I must use my platform as a traveling lute player
- 00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:20,085 and ally to tree nymphs everywhere for good.
- 00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:22,055 Tyrannis: And is he doing a moral?
- 00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:24,026 I love it when he does a moral.
- 00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:26,030 Stavros: When you have a position of power,
- 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,034 when you are a public figure such as myself,
- 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,542 you must use it to condemn violence and stand for peace.
- 00:14:31,543 --> 00:14:34,280 Athena: Public figure? He's not that popular.
- 00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:37,285 Stavros: All this conflict-- brother versus brother,
- 00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:39,457 Athena Boys and Krapopolis...
- 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,826 Athena: Play songs!
- 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,962 Tyrannis: Do you not like the moral?
- 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,398 Condemning violence doesn't seem
- 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,969 like it should be too much of a problem.
- 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,805 Stavros: What do you say, King Tyrannis?
- 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:50,513 Surely any fan of mine will not stand with the Athena Boys.
- 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,749 Man: I don't like that.
- 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,151 Tyrannis: Now hold on.
- 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:54,888 I'm not standing with the Athena Boys.
- 00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:57,627 I'm just standing here with Athena.
- 00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,163 Man: That's half the name!
- 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:02,303 Tyrannis: OK. I get how it's a problem.
- 00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:05,677 All right. Well, this isn't that complicated.
- 00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:07,245 Violence is wrong,
- 00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:09,183 but the Athena Boys aren't calling for violence.
- 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,756 Stavros: They demand the murder or enslavement
- 00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:14,695 of all who deny the supremacy of Athena.
- 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,997 Tyrannis: They do?
- 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,132 Is that what they've been asking for?
- 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,870 Athena: I don't know. Maybe.
- 00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:20,372 It's hard for me to keep track of these things.
- 00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:22,376 Man: It was painted on the manifesto vase.
- 00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,080 Woman: Stavros is blind, and he knew that.
- 00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:25,549 Tyrannis: Well, that's bad.
- 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,689 I don't believe in that, but if I had to say,
- 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,827 you gotta believe in you.
- 00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:33,264 Men: You gotta believe in you!
- 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,037 Athena: Ohh. Did they come up with that?
- 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,640 You know what? Yeah.
- 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,077 That may have been the Athena Boys' rallying cry,
- 00:15:39,078 --> 00:15:40,913 not a Stavros lyric.
- 00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,985 Sorry, man.
- 00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:48,695 Stavros: ♪ If peace fell down in the forest ♪
- 00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:50,600 ♪ And no one was around to hear ♪
- 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:55,743 ♪ It would sound like love
- 00:15:55,744 --> 00:15:57,145 Tyrannis: Athena?
- 00:15:57,146 --> 00:15:59,717 [People shouting]
- 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:02,189 Tyrannis: Right.
- 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,725 Excuse me. Pardon me.
- 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:05,228 Just trying to get over to the--
- 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:07,801 Stupendous: Ty, little help here? Arrgh...
- 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,303 Tyrannis: Nngh... uh!
- 00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:12,242 Stupendous: Agh! That guy was surprisingly strong.
- 00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:14,614 Tyrannis: Don't you like war? Isn't this fun for you?
- 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,017 Stupendous: This isn't war, Ty.
- 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,221 It's defense against radical lunatics,
- 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:20,125 lunatics you called into action
- 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,663 after declaring your friendship with their goddess.
- 00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:24,433 Tyrannis: Just because we hung out a few times
- 00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:26,270 doesn't mean I agree with everything she's done.
- 00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,175 Stupendous: God, you're pathetic.
- 00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:29,911 Tyrannis: All right.
- 00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:31,347 Maybe my inaction has made the situation slightly worse,
- 00:16:31,348 --> 00:16:32,951 but it's not like every friendship
- 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,688 has to say some big thing about who we are.
- 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,625 Stupendous: Duck! Hwah!
- 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,297 Tyrannis: I mean, Athena and I connected in a whole other way
- 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,033 about a whole other thing.
- 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,904 What good is civilization if you can't appreciate
- 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,607 the higher things with friends?
- 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:47,246 Being able to connect with someone about Stavros was--
- 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:48,583 Stupendous: Duck. Tyrannis: Aah.
- 00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:49,984 Stupendous: No, Ty.
- 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:52,189 "Duck, so small treading on the water.
- 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,661 Your ripples deep can be seen."
- 00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:57,501 Tyrannis: "Even causing change you didn't mean."
- 00:16:57,502 --> 00:16:58,803 Yeah. You're right.
- 00:16:58,804 --> 00:17:00,205 I'll find Athena and deal with this.
- 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,343 Wait. You listen to Stavros?
- 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,013 Stupendous: Some of his stuff is OK,
- 00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:06,116 but if you bring it up, I'm denying it
- 00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:08,088 and punching you in the head!
- 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,924 Tyrannis: Yeesh. All right. Sold.
- 00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:11,327 ♪
- 00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:12,697 Ant: It's my sworn duty to produce
- 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,266 more workers for the colony,
- 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,803 but I wouldn't mind taking a little time with it
- 00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,005 because I know I'm dying right after.
- 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:18,041 Deliria: Mm, no.
- 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,678 Shlub: There you are.
- 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,414 I'm a little winded, but I'm ready to hear you out.
- 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,984 Deliria: I don't want to explain myself.
- 00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:25,221 I just want to go home and be alone.
- 00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,259 All: The queen cannot leave the colony.
- 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,430 Deliria: Oh, please. Think for yourself for once.
- 00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:30,833 Between the lot of you, you must have
- 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,572 at least one tiny, little brain.
- 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:38,381 ♪
- 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:41,020 Ants: The queen must return the crown.
- 00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,724 Shlub: How about making us big again?
- 00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:44,327 Deliria: I can't make one of us big before the other,
- 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:46,063 or we'll both be crushed.
- 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,968 I wasn't planning on someone else being here.
- 00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:51,107 Ants: The queen cannot leave the colony.
- 00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:52,844 Shlub: Huh!
- 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,454 Ants: Hail the queen. Hail the queen.
- 00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:00,559 Hail the queen. Hail the queen.
- 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,962 Shlub: That'll do.
- 00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,498 Ants: Hail the queen. Hail the queen.
- 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,369 Shlub: How much further do we have to run?
- 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,905 Deliria: I think we're far enough apart now.
- 00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:08,474 If not, it'll serve you right.
- 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,682 Disappointed wife and bad listener husband exit.
- 00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:14,453 Shlub: Maybe we can try again,
- 00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,390 make you queen of another species.
- 00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,260 Deliria: That's not the point.
- 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:20,633 Shlub: I'm sensing you're angry. Can't we talk about it?
- 00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:23,606 Deliria: Ohh, I don't even know how to say this.
- 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,909 Sometimes I just want to be away from you.
- 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:28,916 There are parts of me I've never really let anyone see,
- 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,153 and, honestly, I like it that way.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,590 It keeps things more interesting.
- 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,293 Shlub: And you thought I'd judge you?
- 00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:35,797 I've heard you fart.
- 00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:36,965 Deliria: Gods don't fart.
- 00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,703 Shlub: Sure.
- 00:18:38,704 --> 00:18:40,506 How about I leave you alone, and you can go and check on Dolores?
- 00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:42,677 Deliria: Honestly, I visit a new colony every time.
- 00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:46,283 A few days is like 40 years with those bitches.
- 00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:47,987 [People shouting]
- 00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:51,929 ♪
- 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,297 Stavros: [Whimpers]
- 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,901 Tyrannis: Stavros, there you are.
- 00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:57,272 Stavros: I felt their eyes on me with desire to kill.
- 00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:58,609 Tyrannis: Thank God they didn't.
- 00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,345 Stavros: They knew my wife's name.
- 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,447 Tyrannis: I didn't even know you had a wife.
- 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,117 Stavros: I don't tell them
- 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,887 so the tree nymphs can believe we will wed.
- 00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:06,457 Athena: Oh, Ty, there you are.
- 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,762 Should I take us all somewhere safe, finish the show?
- 00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:11,968 Stavros: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,972 Stupendous: Raagh!
- 00:19:13,973 --> 00:19:16,210 Tyrannis: I'm sorry. I can't.
- 00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:18,481 I actually don't know if we can be friends.
- 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,588 Athena: Seriously? I put on a whole concert for you.
- 00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:23,692 You're the one who got all weird about being seen with me
- 00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,630 when your citizens started noticing.
- 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,633 Tyrannis: Well, maybe that's because of, you know,
- 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,304 the cult you incited that's terrorizing the city.
- 00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:32,711 Athena: I really don't see what that has to do with us.
- 00:19:32,712 --> 00:19:34,648 Can't we just chill?
- 00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:37,385 Tyrannis: Stavros says, "When the dolphin showed integrity,
- 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,322 its shriek was loud as fire."
- 00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:40,927 I'm the dolphin.
- 00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:43,632 Athena: Oh, come on, Ty. We're above this. Let it go.
- 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,235 Tyrannis: That's the thing, though.
- 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:46,805 I'm not. I'm mortal.
- 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:48,709 I can't just make all this go away with a poof.
- 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,311 Athena: Is that what this is about?
- 00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:53,050 You really just needed a favor? Fine.
- 00:19:53,051 --> 00:19:54,654 ♪
- 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:57,259 [Men screaming]
- 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,062 Tyrannis: Oh, my God, did you just kill them?
- 00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,568 Athena: I don't know. They went somewhere or disintegrated.
- 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,304 Isn't that what you wanted?
- 00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:04,808 Tyrannis: You don't know if you killed those people?
- 00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:06,778 Athena: No. You're right. We can't be friends.
- 00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:08,716 You're so obsessed with your city, it's kind of irritating.
- 00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:11,053 Tyrannis: Yeah. Well, someone has to be responsible.
- 00:20:11,054 --> 00:20:12,557 It's my job.
- 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,527 Athena: Well, we'll always have Stavros.
- 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:16,831 Tyrannis: I think this has sort of ruined that for me, too.
- 00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,301 Athena: Whatever.
- 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,804 I'll probably just imprison him in a tower,
- 00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:21,474 turn him into an annoying bird or something.
- 00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:23,344 Tyrannis: When I hear it, I'll think of you,
- 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:26,250 "its shriek as loud as fire."
- 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,853 Stavros: Proud.
- 00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:30,926 I said the dolphin's shriek was "proud as fire."
- 00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,262 You misheard.
- 00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:33,699 Tyrannis: Really? That's kind of dumb.
- 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,001 Athena: Yeah. What does that even mean?
- 00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,203 Stavros: The trees get it.
- 00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:37,205 Athena: [Hoots]
- 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:38,608 Stavros: Hwah!
- 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:41,549 Tyrannis: Seriously? Oh, come on.
- 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,758 Prospector: Stavros was at the height of his talent
- 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,261 and only soaring higher.
- 00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:50,431 He was suddenly playing for crowds of thousands,
- 00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,101 but he was an artist of his time.
- 00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:54,774 Once people started memorizing songs, singing them back,
- 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:58,247 let's just say the lyrics, they didn't really hold up.
- 00:20:58,248 --> 00:20:59,483 New guys came in.
- 00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:00,553 They were more popular,
- 00:21:00,554 --> 00:21:02,188 cooler with the kids,
- 00:21:02,189 --> 00:21:03,992 so little of his stuff even survived.
- 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:06,565 Once he stopped playing that night in Krapopolis,
- 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,604 it was like he disappeared, and no one's seen him since,
- 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:11,541 but that's not why I'm here.
- 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,413 I just wanted to pop in and make sure you all knew
- 00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:16,918 in case anybody was wondering whether I could climb
- 00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:19,524 through TV screens and out of your phone
- 00:21:19,525 --> 00:21:21,861 like that gal from that Japanese picture,
- 00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:25,903 better believe I can and will now that I've seen you.
- 00:21:25,904 --> 00:21:28,475 Ha ha ha!
- 00:21:28,476 --> 00:21:30,679 Oh, and mirrors, too.
- 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,551 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,692 Voice: Bento.
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