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Джон Фэйт стучится в дверь
John Fate Comes a-Knockin
Сезон: 02Серия: 10
Описание
Пока Гиппокамп осматривает задницу Шлаба, Тираннис узнает о стучках в дверь, когда в его дворец приходит Джон Фэйт, брат Мойр. Он утверждает, что три сестры Мойр — Клото, Лахесис и Атропа — самые популярные, и все о них заботятся. Делирия против того, чтобы впустить Джона Фэйта, так как он один из ее бывших парней. Уклончиво говоря о том, когда Тираннис столкнется с разъяренной толпой и когда Ступендус падет в битве, он заявляет, что не может предсказать чихание. Позже, во время ужина, Тираннис, Ступендус и Гиппокамп понимают, почему Делирия его терпеть не могла, когда Тираннис пытается заполучить Джона Фэйта, который заявляет, что женится на Делирии снова, когда Шлаб умрет.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,306 --> 00:00:04,308 Dad, it looks normal.
- 00:00:04,408 --> 00:00:07,314 Yeah? Well, look harder. I swear I feel a mole.
- 00:00:07,415 --> 00:00:09,619 Do you see what I've got slapped on my peepers?
- 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:11,022 These are Argus eyes.
- 00:00:11,155 --> 00:00:13,159 If there was anything there, I would see it.
- 00:00:14,529 --> 00:00:16,834 Someone is hitting our door from the outside. Why?
- 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:18,035 I got no idea.
- 00:00:18,036 --> 00:00:20,575 Excuse me. Why are you hitting our door?
- 00:00:20,675 --> 00:00:22,945 This is a new thing people do with doors.
- 00:00:22,946 --> 00:00:24,182 It's called knocking.
- 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,552 That sounds fun.
- 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,223 You only do it from the outside.
- 00:00:28,357 --> 00:00:29,659 It means you want to come in.
- 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:31,798 Oh, is it related to the concept
- 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,300 of knocking down the door?
- 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,972 I don't believe it's related to knocking down doors,
- 00:00:36,239 --> 00:00:38,209 and you have to do it in 3s.
- 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,646 There's, like, a million rules
- 00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:40,447 to this stupid thing.
- 00:00:40,715 --> 00:00:42,652 So who are you who has knocked my door?
- 00:00:42,785 --> 00:00:44,322 I am one who knows all,
- 00:00:44,523 --> 00:00:47,694 everything that ever was and ever will be,
- 00:00:47,695 --> 00:00:50,802 for I am Fate, John Fate.
- 00:00:50,902 --> 00:00:52,605 Whoa, a Fate.
- 00:00:52,705 --> 00:00:54,976 I thought the Fates were 3 sisters.
- 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:56,212 There are many Fates.
- 00:00:56,312 --> 00:00:57,849 The sisters are just the famous ones
- 00:00:57,982 --> 00:00:59,986 because that's what they care about.
- 00:01:00,086 --> 00:01:02,458 No judgment, just, you know, priorities.
- 00:01:02,559 --> 00:01:04,195 Fates are very powerful.
- 00:01:04,295 --> 00:01:05,665 I think we'd better let him in.
- 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:06,901 Hang on.
- 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,504 How do we know you're a real Fate
- 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:10,207 and not just some thief who's too lazy to knock down a door?
- 00:01:10,307 --> 00:01:11,276 Good point.
- 00:01:11,376 --> 00:01:12,913 I knew you would ask that.
- 00:01:13,013 --> 00:01:14,181 This guy's legit. Wow.
- 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:15,684 I'm still not convinced.
- 00:01:15,685 --> 00:01:18,390 I was expecting that response, as well.
- 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:21,029 It's my burden in life to know what's coming,
- 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:23,501 and yet I still have to wait for it to happen.
- 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:25,337 Sorry about your head, by the way.
- 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,408 What? Yah! Ow!
- 00:01:27,509 --> 00:01:28,611 OK. Let him in.
- 00:01:28,744 --> 00:01:30,380 Do not let him in. You know him?
- 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,650 Yes, and I don't want to deal with him.
- 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:32,686 He's my ex-boyfriend.
- 00:01:32,819 --> 00:01:34,723 No kidding.
- 00:01:34,823 --> 00:01:37,127 Deliria.
- 00:01:37,261 --> 00:01:38,664 Ugh...
- 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:50,621 ♪ Uh! ♪
- 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:56,967 ♪ Uh! Uh! ♪
- 00:01:57,101 --> 00:02:01,643 ♪ Uh uh uh whoo! ♪
- 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,849 ...and this is where you'll collapse
- 00:02:04,983 --> 00:02:06,854 while choking on a cashew nut.
- 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:08,123 I won't tell you when it happens.
- 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,525 I could, of course,
- 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:11,428 but there has to be some mystery in life.
- 00:02:11,429 --> 00:02:13,233 At least that's what I'm told.
- 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,603 Wow.
- 00:02:14,703 --> 00:02:16,172 I've never been given a tour of my own palace before.
- 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:17,743 You'll be given a kind of tour
- 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:21,182 when an angry mob puts you up against the wall right there.
- 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:23,153 I don't want to say why that happens,
- 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:26,026 but I will say you get out of it by crying.
- 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:27,628 That tracks. Hey, I got a question.
- 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:29,866 You probably get this all the time. Am I gonna die?
- 00:02:29,966 --> 00:02:31,068 Yes.
- 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:32,404 Aw, crap. Why'd I even ask?
- 00:02:32,572 --> 00:02:34,375 All right, so I have a follow-up. When?
- 00:02:34,509 --> 00:02:36,045 Why would you want to know that?
- 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,783 I almost get killed all the time,
- 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:39,853 and I yell, "Not today!"
- 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:41,022 It's my thing.
- 00:02:41,156 --> 00:02:42,592 It's the turning point of every battle,
- 00:02:42,725 --> 00:02:44,095 but now that I know I'm gonna die,
- 00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:45,965 I can't say it with the same confidence.
- 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:49,372 I just want to know when I can use that line and when I can't.
- 00:02:49,472 --> 00:02:51,711 Oh, the policy is, we don't tell people
- 00:02:51,811 --> 00:02:54,382 the time or circumstances of their death--
- 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,854 it just gets messy-- but for special friends,
- 00:02:56,954 --> 00:03:00,861 we're allowed to give you one of these--fate medallion.
- 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:04,301 You don't eat it, good for 25 yes-or-no questions,
- 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:06,973 glows green for yes and red for no.
- 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:09,078 I just picked those colors at random,
- 00:03:09,178 --> 00:03:10,480 but I think they work.
- 00:03:10,615 --> 00:03:14,421 Oh, and it explodes violently after the 25th question,
- 00:03:14,556 --> 00:03:18,396 so remember the rules and be sure to keep track.
- 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:21,202 Ha ha ha! Sorry. I know you don't.
- 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:24,442 Well, now I will, right?
- 00:03:24,576 --> 00:03:25,545 Nuts.
- 00:03:25,645 --> 00:03:27,081 You wasted a question on that?
- 00:03:27,181 --> 00:03:28,750 That didn't count, did it?
- 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,053 It did?
- 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:31,356 I think we're getting off track here
- 00:03:31,456 --> 00:03:33,060 if we don't use this opportunity
- 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:34,997 to hear embarrassing stories about our mother.
- 00:03:35,097 --> 00:03:37,367 Request denied, and I'm sorry you can't stay.
- 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,305 Oh, I don't leave yet. But you could.
- 00:03:39,405 --> 00:03:42,478 In fact, I cannot because I don't, and that's fated.
- 00:03:42,579 --> 00:03:45,117 Have you learned nothing after all these years,
- 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:46,452 my little love pumpkin?
- 00:03:46,553 --> 00:03:47,722 Oh, slam!
- 00:03:47,822 --> 00:03:49,491 That's what I'm talking about.
- 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:51,764 I can see the sexual chemistry is still going strong.
- 00:03:51,897 --> 00:03:53,366 Kudos to you, my good man.
- 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,337 There is no chemistry, sexual or otherwise.
- 00:03:55,437 --> 00:03:57,776 Trust me, he seems fun at first, but it wears thin.
- 00:03:57,876 --> 00:03:59,813 So why are you here, John, to win me back?
- 00:03:59,913 --> 00:04:01,983 Because you must know that doesn't happen.
- 00:04:02,084 --> 00:04:03,220 Or does it?
- 00:04:03,386 --> 00:04:04,422 Ohh!
- 00:04:04,523 --> 00:04:07,194 Does she still have that cute, little sneeze,
- 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:08,964 the little mouse sneeze?
- 00:04:09,098 --> 00:04:10,901 Drives me mad with desire,
- 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,505 the first two times, anyway.
- 00:04:12,605 --> 00:04:13,874 Did for me, as well.
- 00:04:13,974 --> 00:04:15,745 Interesting fact about sneezes,
- 00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:18,015 they're the one thing I can't predict.
- 00:04:18,149 --> 00:04:20,187 They're completely outside of fate,
- 00:04:20,287 --> 00:04:22,926 unlike, say, broken vases.
- 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:25,732 Never gets old.
- 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,035 Oh, it does, trust me. The less you engage, the better.
- 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:30,307 Have you not already had enough of his little parlor trick?
- 00:04:30,407 --> 00:04:33,213 Au contraire. They're just getting started.
- 00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:35,149 They have a million more questions
- 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,254 about you and me back in the day.
- 00:04:37,354 --> 00:04:39,225 I'd love to pound down a few drinks
- 00:04:39,325 --> 00:04:42,164 with the man who took my wife to pound town.
- 00:04:42,264 --> 00:04:43,567 I accept.
- 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,404 ...and that was our 16th date,
- 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:48,711 but let me tell you about that 17th date.
- 00:04:48,811 --> 00:04:52,017 It was a magical night on the island of Crete.
- 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:54,790 Now, of course, I was the only one who knew the typhoon
- 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:57,194 would soon destroy the restaurant we were in
- 00:04:57,327 --> 00:04:58,698 and kill the entire staff,
- 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,337 just as I know I'm about to get another glass of wine.
- 00:05:02,437 --> 00:05:04,340 Another wine, please.
- 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:06,045 It's not fun anymore.
- 00:05:06,179 --> 00:05:07,381 Told ya.
- 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,051 Speaking of not fun, the typhoon killed
- 00:05:09,152 --> 00:05:11,254 over half the population on the island.
- 00:05:11,255 --> 00:05:12,859 Did I warn them? I didn't.
- 00:05:12,992 --> 00:05:16,767 This salad looks much better than it ends up tasting,
- 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:19,772 and here is where I run to the bathroom to vomit.
- 00:05:19,873 --> 00:05:21,376 Have you all had enough now?
- 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:22,879 Yes. He's awful.
- 00:05:22,979 --> 00:05:24,583 What in god's name did you ever see in him?
- 00:05:24,683 --> 00:05:26,051 Same thing you all did.
- 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,788 It's exciting to know someone who knows everything,
- 00:05:27,889 --> 00:05:28,857 and then it isn't.
- 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:29,993 Agreed.
- 00:05:30,093 --> 00:05:32,832 Once he's done puking, I'll ask him to leave.
- 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,068 Oh, here you are.
- 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,404 Listen. Dinner was fun,
- 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:37,041 but you must know I'm going to kick you out.
- 00:05:37,141 --> 00:05:38,410 Of course.
- 00:05:38,511 --> 00:05:40,013 I'm just dropping off a few things for later.
- 00:05:40,147 --> 00:05:43,419 I have this special pillow. I'm a side sleeper.
- 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,790 I'm confused.
- 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:46,593 You knew I came in here to kick you out, yes?
- 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:48,396 How could I have thought anything else?
- 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:50,099 But it looks like you're moving in.
- 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,272 A lot of things I do don't make sense to people
- 00:05:53,273 --> 00:05:55,277 who don't know the rest of the story.
- 00:05:55,377 --> 00:05:56,814 The rest of the story?
- 00:05:56,914 --> 00:05:58,718 I don't want to get into the nitty gritty of it,
- 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:01,724 but I leave, yada, yada, some things happen,
- 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:03,594 and then I end up coming back.
- 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:04,896 What things happen?
- 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:07,234 Oh, it doesn't concern you, I mean, yet.
- 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:10,107 At some point, it will after I marry your mom.
- 00:06:10,207 --> 00:06:11,543 What?
- 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,981 Yes. You're my future stepson. How about that?
- 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:15,518 Mum and Dad split up?
- 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:17,655 No. They love each other right to the very end.
- 00:06:17,755 --> 00:06:20,360 Oh, OK. Good, then, but he dies?
- 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,765 OK. Note that I didn't say anything.
- 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:25,938 You came to it on your own, but, yeah, he dies.
- 00:06:26,038 --> 00:06:27,274 Your mother is sad,
- 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:29,445 but eventually, she remembers what we had,
- 00:06:29,546 --> 00:06:32,217 and--bingo, bango-- you have a stepdad.
- 00:06:32,317 --> 00:06:34,254 Is there a good place to put this pillow
- 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:35,625 so no one touches it?
- 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:37,260 But if you're here now to get back together
- 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,400 with my mum, that must mean Dad is supposed to die soon?
- 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,371 Once again, that's you
- 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:44,642 doing all the thinky-thinky part.
- 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:47,214 Anyway, if it makes this any easier on you,
- 00:06:47,314 --> 00:06:48,651 I can take my pillow.
- 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,554 It's just that I know I'm gonna be using it here
- 00:06:50,688 --> 00:06:53,794 when I'm doing it with your mom, and it's kind of bulky.
- 00:06:53,928 --> 00:06:56,567 I mean, it's not heavy but more awkward.
- 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,436 The pillow doesn't matter anymore!
- 00:06:58,537 --> 00:07:00,073 That's what I was trying to explain.
- 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:04,214 Isn't that weird how something can matter so much and then not?
- 00:07:04,315 --> 00:07:05,585 It reminds me of--
- 00:07:05,685 --> 00:07:06,987 How does he die?
- 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,690 Oh, you know I can't tell you that one.
- 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:11,530 Anyway, see you at the wedding, son.
- 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,232 Wait, wait. You can't just go.
- 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:14,703 I can, and I do.
- 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:16,907 Oh, but now is when I tell you that if you let me stay
- 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:18,911 and chat with your mother a little bit longer,
- 00:07:19,011 --> 00:07:22,819 I might be willing to spill some details.
- 00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:24,856 Thank you for getting rid of him.
- 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:26,292 I didn't get rid of him.
- 00:07:26,392 --> 00:07:27,729 We have to let him stay.
- 00:07:27,829 --> 00:07:29,264 What? Oh, he's the worst.
- 00:07:29,364 --> 00:07:30,635 He said that Dad's going to die
- 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:31,737 and he's going to become our stepfather.
- 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:33,039 I'll kill him!
- 00:07:33,139 --> 00:07:34,408 Stupe, that wouldn't change things.
- 00:07:34,509 --> 00:07:35,745 You don't know that.
- 00:07:35,845 --> 00:07:37,047 Would it change things if I killed the guy?
- 00:07:37,181 --> 00:07:38,717 Are you lying?
- 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:41,188 Stupe, he said that he might be willing to tell us
- 00:07:41,355 --> 00:07:43,359 how dad dies if he can talk to Mum.
- 00:07:43,459 --> 00:07:44,829 I'm pretty sure I know how I die,
- 00:07:44,929 --> 00:07:48,570 and it involves no less than 75 very randy horses.
- 00:07:48,704 --> 00:07:50,741 You're not dying, not today.
- 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:52,946 You see how fun that is to say?
- 00:07:53,046 --> 00:07:55,249 Mum, I know you don't like him.
- 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,654 I know you don't want to talk to him,
- 00:07:56,787 --> 00:07:58,590 but if you can get him to tell us how Dad dies,
- 00:07:58,757 --> 00:08:00,460 we'll at least have a chance of stopping it.
- 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:02,364 Just lock up the prettiest horses.
- 00:08:02,464 --> 00:08:03,901 I'll tell you which ones.
- 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:06,640 I'll talk to him. Ohh...
- 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,443 John, I know you can hear me.
- 00:08:08,577 --> 00:08:10,813 I'm sorry I gave you a hard time before.
- 00:08:10,814 --> 00:08:12,652 I would love to catch up.
- 00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:13,887 Knew it, love to hear it.
- 00:08:14,021 --> 00:08:16,626 Sorry about the bad news, by the way.
- 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:19,097 I never know what to say in these circumstances.
- 00:08:19,231 --> 00:08:23,072 "Sorry" sounds bad, but, you know, sorry.
- 00:08:25,544 --> 00:08:26,780 Here. This is the wine he likes.
- 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,083 We don't need wine.
- 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:28,985 I'm just going to torture him
- 00:08:29,085 --> 00:08:30,987 until he gives us the information we need.
- 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:31,556 No, Mum.
- 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:34,060 The Fates are powerful supernatural beings,
- 00:08:34,061 --> 00:08:35,129 cosmic and mortal.
- 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,367 This guy is at least as powerful as you are.
- 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:39,539 You're going to have to flirt, to charm,
- 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:40,907 to seduce it out of him.
- 00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:41,676 Oh, if that's the case,
- 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:43,479 I'll need a hell of a lot more wine than that.
- 00:08:44,348 --> 00:08:46,719 There we go. Now tart it up, boobs out.
- 00:08:46,853 --> 00:08:48,624 Give me that pouty mouth you do so well.
- 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:50,259 What you're selling here is sex.
- 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,630 Uh, Ty, you OK?
- 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:53,398 Hippo, my dad is fated to die today.
- 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,502 Do you honestly think I'm thinking
- 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:55,670 about having sex with my mother?
- 00:08:55,671 --> 00:08:56,372 You're talking about it.
- 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:57,374 You wouldn't be the first.
- 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,276 There's no time to unpack it.
- 00:08:58,376 --> 00:09:00,715 Just watch Dad and keep him alive.
- 00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:02,351 I'll watch Mum seduce John Fate.
- 00:09:02,451 --> 00:09:04,922 We won't let you down, right?
- 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:09,264 I'm starting to really not like you, tiny medallion.
- 00:09:09,364 --> 00:09:12,404 I'm so glad we get to spend more time together.
- 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,341 What's this about Shlub dying?
- 00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:16,713 Whoa, whoa. Let's slow down.
- 00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:18,483 "Hi, John. How are you?
- 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:20,655 What have you been up to since we broke up?"
- 00:09:20,788 --> 00:09:22,559 "Oh, I'm glad you asked.
- 00:09:22,659 --> 00:09:25,230 I've taken up rock climbing. What a workout."
- 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:27,568 You really think I would have that conversation?
- 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,936 No. I knew you wouldn't.
- 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:31,677 I just wanted you to know how cool I am now.
- 00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,145 Well, the joke's on you
- 00:09:33,245 --> 00:09:35,283 because I don't think rock climbing is cool at all.
- 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:36,419 The gear is cool.
- 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:37,755 Just tell us!
- 00:09:37,756 --> 00:09:39,324 Oh, I will tell you, just not yet.
- 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,695 I'm not waiting. Rrgh... yah!
- 00:09:41,696 --> 00:09:43,800 OK. Get it out of your system.
- 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,740 You know I know where each of these things is going, right?
- 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,578 You know, you can never actually hit me with one.
- 00:09:49,579 --> 00:09:51,683 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- 00:09:51,784 --> 00:09:52,852 Heh heh heh.
- 00:09:52,986 --> 00:09:54,487 I'm just thinking about the fact
- 00:09:54,488 --> 00:09:56,693 that you eventually get too tired to shoot.
- 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,062 I don't get tired.
- 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,932 Tell me what happens to my husband.
- 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,102 Raagh...
- 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:03,874 Oh. I didn't know that could happen.
- 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:06,244 I didn't, either, but I knew that it would,
- 00:10:06,245 --> 00:10:07,615 so let's--oh!
- 00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,585 Fine. We'll try the torture approach.
- 00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:13,059 Are you sure that's not how I die?
- 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,996 Like, sure sure?
- 00:10:15,096 --> 00:10:17,334 You're gonna waste all your questions.
- 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:19,606 Dad, why do you have so many daggers?
- 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,576 I'm learning to juggle. Mm!
- 00:10:21,676 --> 00:10:22,979 Not tonight you aren't.
- 00:10:23,079 --> 00:10:24,516 Are you planning to help make this place safe?
- 00:10:24,649 --> 00:10:25,852 I don't know.
- 00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:27,387 I'm starting to think about what you said,
- 00:10:27,487 --> 00:10:29,224 and it's causing the top of my body to hurt a little bit.
- 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,197 Like, if something's fated to happen, it's gonna happen,
- 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:35,269 and that includes us trying to stop it from happening.
- 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:37,474 Until Ty finds out what's actually gonna happen,
- 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:40,379 there's nothing we can do, right?
- 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,050 Medallion, you're all right.
- 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:43,820 Well, now that I see what we're up against,
- 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,056 I'm into the challenge.
- 00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:47,026 I can't let that know-it-all win.
- 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:49,231 Maybe the fact that we know something is gonna happen
- 00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:52,772 is what will allow us to break him out of that thing happening.
- 00:10:52,872 --> 00:10:54,140 I say we tie him up...
- 00:10:54,141 --> 00:10:55,309 No objections.
- 00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:57,046 and put him on a bed covered in pillows.
- 00:10:57,146 --> 00:10:58,349 Ooh.
- 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,986 What if he rolls over and smothers himself?
- 00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:01,121 Ohh!
- 00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:03,292 Hah!
- 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,597 Aah! Aah!
- 00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:07,167 Whoa!
- 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,672 Is it possible we're doing more harm than good here?
- 00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,809 You're right. I'm so stupid.
- 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:14,716 It was obviously fate for us to know that Dad is gonna die,
- 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:17,053 which means us being here is a continuance of that fate,
- 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,559 which means that our best bet for breaking that fate
- 00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:21,696 is to leave Dad alone.
- 00:11:21,796 --> 00:11:24,034 Unless that's also part of fate.
- 00:11:24,134 --> 00:11:25,704 Want me to ask the medallion?
- 00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:27,440 No! Dad, stand in the center of the room.
- 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:28,844 Don't touch anything.
- 00:11:28,944 --> 00:11:30,748 Don't eat anything and don't say anything.
- 00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:33,018 Got it. Help me on with this, will you?
- 00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:35,490 What? No. Don't put that on.
- 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,160 Ah, kinky.
- 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,064 We'll be right outside.
- 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:41,869 Good-bye, training wheels.
- 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:42,905 He's awake.
- 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,241 Right on schedule.
- 00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:45,711 You really expect me to believe
- 00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:47,247 you planned for me to knock you out?
- 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,251 I didn't plan it, but it was fated to happen.
- 00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,122 I know something else that's fated to happen.
- 00:11:51,255 --> 00:11:53,293 Either you tell me what happens to my husband,
- 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:54,796 or I pull off all your limbs.
- 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,833 While it's true that you could pull off my limbs,
- 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,771 causing me intense pain
- 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:01,810 and a lifetime of needing to be helped to the toilet,
- 00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,647 torture is not, in fact,
- 00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:06,452 what causes me to spill the secret sauce here.
- 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,654 Then what does?
- 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,123 Because I'm not flirting or seducing you.
- 00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:10,528 You'll have to do nothing of the sort,
- 00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:12,397 my apple-bottomed goddess.
- 00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:13,767 All that's required
- 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,737 is for you to answer a few simple questions.
- 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,006 Fine.
- 00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:18,343 Do you remember the day we went
- 00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:19,980 to that little seaside village?
- 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,984 Yes, John. I do remember that day.
- 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,488 And we danced as the sun went down.
- 00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:26,593 Your mother was such a great dancer.
- 00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:27,862 Do you still dance, Deedee?
- 00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:29,031 Deedee?
- 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,333 You are on thin ice, John.
- 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,737 Just go with me, Deedee.
- 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,205 Yes, Deedee. Go with him.
- 00:12:33,305 --> 00:12:34,909 So you remember the village,
- 00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:37,313 and do you remember what you told me on the beach?
- 00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:39,886 I believe I said it was the greatest day of my life.
- 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,222 Good memory,
- 00:12:41,322 --> 00:12:43,727 and do you also remember saying you loved me?
- 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,262 Yes, I remember saying that,
- 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,635 and I remember you telling me you knew I would say it,
- 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:49,071 and then I remember you knowing
- 00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:50,908 that the waiter was going to spill your wine.
- 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,678 He's been doing the spill-predicting bit
- 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:53,981 for that long?
- 00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,517 People spill wine a lot. Enough.
- 00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:57,286 I'm driving the conversation here
- 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,358 because that's exactly what happens--
- 00:12:59,491 --> 00:13:01,228 I drive the conversation.
- 00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:02,497 Fine. Drive.
- 00:13:02,631 --> 00:13:04,367 So you admit that you remember
- 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,706 the "I love you, John Fate" part.
- 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:07,975 What do you want me to say?
- 00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:09,512 I loved you once, and then I didn't.
- 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:10,814 Now we're getting somewhere.
- 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,717 You loved me, and then you didn't,
- 00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:14,688 but how could that happen?
- 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,793 How could love just go away?
- 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,095 You're a Fate.
- 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,799 You should know it happens all the time.
- 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,669 I'm not asking you if it happens.
- 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,607 I'm asking you how.
- 00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:25,176 Well, I don't know.
- 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:28,049 So if you don't know, if love can just disappear
- 00:13:28,149 --> 00:13:31,021 like that for no explainable reason that even a goddess
- 00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:33,827 can comprehend, then it's not reliable,
- 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,864 which can only mean that the love
- 00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:39,171 you think you feel for Shlub cannot be trusted.
- 00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:42,077 Why, I suppose it can't.
- 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:44,448 That's what I wanted to hear you say.
- 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,018 Shlub dies at sunrise.
- 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,122 He's partying on a pontoon boat,
- 00:13:48,222 --> 00:13:50,694 and he falls, gets tangled in a fishing net,
- 00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:53,032 and drowns, but you can't change that.
- 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,468 Falls off a boat and drowns?
- 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:56,573 But that would mean he gets out of his room.
- 00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:58,208 Let's go. Mum, are you coming?
- 00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:01,449 Your mother has something pretty heavy to think about,
- 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,186 real insightful stuff.
- 00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:05,423 I was playing you, you idiot.
- 00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:07,996 OK, if you say so.
- 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,099 Ah, hello, friend.
- 00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:13,171 Would that I could, but I've made a promise to stay.
- 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,109 Then again, what's a life
- 00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:19,384 where I'm not free to follow butterflies?
- 00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:23,493 Am I torn apart by a big animal?
- 00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:24,762 Little animal?
- 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:26,298 Oh, wait, little animals.
- 00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,603 These are a little specific, don't you think?
- 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,006 I have my methods.
- 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,812 Am I gonna trip on a sword but not fall into it
- 00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,882 and instead fall on a poison snake?
- 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,819 But am I on the right track?
- 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,724 Is it one of those super complicated deaths
- 00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:40,561 or one of those mislead deaths?
- 00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:42,865 OK. Now we're getting somewhere.
- 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:45,236 How many more questions do you have?
- 00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,806 15?
- 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:51,480 Huh!
- 00:14:57,794 --> 00:14:59,632 Oh, no. Shlub!
- 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,001 What was that explosion?
- 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,872 That stupid fate medallion.
- 00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:04,542 We killed Dad. No, you didn't.
- 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,345 You don't know. You weren't here.
- 00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,650 No. He doesn't die in an explosion.
- 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,752 That's good news.
- 00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,055 He drowns.
- 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:12,891 He's partying on a pontoon boat and drowns.
- 00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:14,194 Less good news.
- 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,798 We got to get to the harbor!
- 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,584 Well, well, well. Look who's not here.
- 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,788 You said he was on a pontoon boat.
- 00:15:27,889 --> 00:15:29,659 This is the only pontoon boat there is.
- 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,395 On the water, sure.
- 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,698 Ha ha ha!
- 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,700 Shlub!
- 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,936 Family!
- 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,440 Dear lord! Ooh!
- 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:38,677 Agh!
- 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:39,946 Oh!
- 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,316 So, Deliria, will you marry me?
- 00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,057 Agh!
- 00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:47,360 Deliria and Tyrannis: Shlub!
- 00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:49,197 Uh-uh-uh.
- 00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:51,234 If you just fly over there, everybody dies.
- 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,675 It's actually pretty spectacular if you want to give it a try.
- 00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:56,712 I mean, you don't.
- 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:59,819 He said he drowns, but clearly he's impaled.
- 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,220 Yeah. Well, yeah.
- 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,627 He's impaled now, but as he loses his strength,
- 00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:05,731 his head sinks into that bucket,
- 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,500 and that's what ends up getting him.
- 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,703 He's not dead yet?
- 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,239 No, but you don't make it in time.
- 00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:11,676 Come on. What are we missing?
- 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:12,811 If we're missing it,
- 00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:14,280 it's fate that we're missing it.
- 00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:16,118 He knows everything, and it's all predetermined.
- 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,221 But what if we knew what was predetermined
- 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:19,692 as it was being determined?
- 00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:22,998 Then we could determine a new path, one where Dad lives.
- 00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:24,535 To do that, we'd have to be a Fate.
- 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,138 There has to be some kind of loophole here.
- 00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:28,777 There's no loophole, I assure you.
- 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,279 I can't believe it.
- 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,452 I can't believe this is how I lose him.
- 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:35,991 Wait a minute.
- 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:37,427 What was that earlier about sneezes?
- 00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:38,729 That the third one is annoying?
- 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,035 He's not wrong.
- 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,704 No, that they're unpredictable.
- 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,608 Right, and I know something else about sneezes.
- 00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,444 If you don't close your eyes when you sneeze, they pop out.
- 00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:48,248 That's not just a myth?
- 00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:49,885 It is not a myth, and don't ask me how I know
- 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,320 unless you want to get into a whole thing
- 00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:53,594 about medical ethics, which I don't.
- 00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:54,628 I'm not asking.
- 00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:55,931 You shot me a look.
- 00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:57,067 Mom, can you rustle up some pepper?
- 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,402 It makes people sneeze.
- 00:16:58,537 --> 00:17:00,206 You know a lot about sneezing.
- 00:17:00,306 --> 00:17:02,009 I did a deep dive, and thank god I did!
- 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,513 Mom, pepper!
- 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,949 Here.
- 00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:06,920 The loss of blood is what makes him lose consciousness,
- 00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:09,358 but it's really the water in the lungs that--
- 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,596 Got them.
- 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,834 That's not what's supposed to happen.
- 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,436 You exploited the sneeze.
- 00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:18,108 Almost like fate can be changed.
- 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:22,116 Argus eyes out, Fate eyes in.
- 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:41,823 Wait. What?
- 00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:43,793 Is it working?
- 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,135 I see what I'm going to do,
- 00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:49,204 which means we can do something else.
- 00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:50,941 Mum, take us that way.
- 00:17:52,477 --> 00:17:54,380 No, not a raptor. The raptor crashes.
- 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,628 Ty, what are you seeing?
- 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:02,363 We get stuck in the marketplace.
- 00:18:02,463 --> 00:18:04,067 Split up and take the alleys. Mum, no flying.
- 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,971 I have to do this on foot like an animal?
- 00:18:06,071 --> 00:18:07,472 And this is gonna work?
- 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:09,110 We just know the fated way doesn't,
- 00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:11,616 so we have to do things exactly the way we don't.
- 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,684 Let's go.
- 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,155 OK.
- 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:17,160 Stupe, right, right!
- 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,834 It's working. Our fates are changing.
- 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:23,573 So do we save Dad?
- 00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:26,245 Not yet.
- 00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:27,982 We need to keep changing our fates until we do.
- 00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:29,951 Hippo, take the alleys instead of those stairs,
- 00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:31,321 and Stupe, get to the rooftop.
- 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,396 Huh!
- 00:18:41,976 --> 00:18:43,145 Yah!
- 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,118 Yah!
- 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,587 Running out of time here.
- 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:48,890 I'm shuffling fates as fast as I can.
- 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,760 Hang on, Dad!
- 00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:01,882 Huh! Huh! Hngh! Aah!
- 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:14,775 Ty, no. No. No no no no!
- 00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:17,748 Noooooo!
- 00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:22,925 We did it. He survives!
- 00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:25,163 Not today!
- 00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:27,834 And...
- 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,439 What the--
- 00:19:30,573 --> 00:19:33,713 Oh, thank you. I'm so lucky you were all here.
- 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,049 Mm.
- 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,554 We were meant to be.
- 00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:41,393 Aha, leading me into a pet shop,
- 00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:42,964 just as I knew you would.
- 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,168 Dude, we know you don't have your eyes.
- 00:19:45,169 --> 00:19:47,775 You think I need my eyes to see fate?
- 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,549 That reminds me, sorry about stepping on your foot.
- 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,218 There are a lot of reasons I'm glad
- 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,721 this guy isn't gonna be our stepdad.
- 00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:57,326 You don't say. Here are your eyes back.
- 00:19:57,459 --> 00:20:00,099 So, John Fate, for the first time in your life,
- 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,804 you can't say you knew that would happen.
- 00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:04,040 Are you kidding?
- 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,476 I knew it would play out just like this.
- 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,347 What? Then why did you say it wouldn't?
- 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,353 I had to try because I was fated to try,
- 00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:12,592 and I knew I would fail, but I also knew
- 00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:15,229 I would convince myself that I wouldn't fail,
- 00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:17,500 which I knew wouldn't work, but in addition,
- 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:20,807 I knew that I would ignore the voice in my head
- 00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:22,511 saying, "John, don't,"
- 00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:25,282 which I knew would ultimately be my undoing.
- 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:27,285 You're actually pathetic.
- 00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:29,390 You think I don't know that?
- 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:31,362 I don't think it's pathetic at all.
- 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:33,232 I think you're a true romantic,
- 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,338 but if you ever try to woo my wife again,
- 00:20:36,471 --> 00:20:38,108 I'll cut you to ribbons.
- 00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,980 I know, and it hurts like hell.
- 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:46,893 Where have you been?
- 00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,161 Nowhere. Just out.
- 00:20:48,261 --> 00:20:49,597 It was rhetorical.
- 00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:50,868 We know you were trying to get back with her.
- 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,436 So what if I was?
- 00:20:52,537 --> 00:20:53,673 Lachesis and Clotho: Ohh...
- 00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,309 Man, you got to cut this off.
- 00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,781 It's never gonna work out between you two.
- 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,017 I can hope.
- 00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:00,452 I wasn't stating an opinion.
- 00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:02,456 You die alone. He dies alone.
- 00:21:02,557 --> 00:21:04,562 Yeah. The middle part's nothing special, either.
- 00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:06,297 The best is already over, to be honest.
- 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,868 Just stay out of it, OK?
- 00:21:08,002 --> 00:21:10,841 You're gonna have a lot of other relationships
- 00:21:10,941 --> 00:21:12,745 in your life... fail.
- 00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:15,382 Yah! Yagh!
- 00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:20,527 Thank you. I'll be in my room.
- 00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,599 Ugh, he's always been like this.
- 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,302 And always will be.
- 00:21:25,436 --> 00:21:27,807 Guess we just drink it ourselves.
- 00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:30,713 He dies alone.
- 00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,717 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:35,055 --> 00:21:36,792 Bento.
- 00:00:03,306 --> 00:00:04,308 Hippocampus: Dad, it looks normal.
- 00:00:04,408 --> 00:00:07,314 Shlub: Yeah? Well, look harder. I swear I feel a mole.
- 00:00:07,415 --> 00:00:09,619 Hippocampus: Do you see what I've got slapped on my peepers?
- 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:11,022 These are Argus eyes.
- 00:00:11,155 --> 00:00:13,159 If there was anything there, I would see it.
- 00:00:13,293 --> 00:00:14,028 [Knock knock knock, knock knock knock]
- 00:00:14,529 --> 00:00:16,834 Tyrannis: Someone is hitting our door from the outside. Why?
- 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:18,035 Stupendous: I got no idea.
- 00:00:18,036 --> 00:00:20,575 Tyrannis: Excuse me. Why are you hitting our door?
- 00:00:20,675 --> 00:00:22,945 Man: This is a new thing people do with doors.
- 00:00:22,946 --> 00:00:24,182 It's called knocking.
- 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,552 Tyrannis: That sounds fun.
- 00:00:25,652 --> 00:00:26,319 [Knock knock]
- 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,223 Man: You only do it from the outside.
- 00:00:28,357 --> 00:00:29,659 It means you want to come in.
- 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:31,798 Tyrannis: Oh, is it related to the concept
- 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,300 of knocking down the door?
- 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,972 Man: I don't believe it's related to knocking down doors,
- 00:00:36,239 --> 00:00:38,209 and you have to do it in 3s.
- 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,646 Stupendous: There's, like, a million rules
- 00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:40,447 to this stupid thing.
- 00:00:40,715 --> 00:00:42,652 Tyrannis: So who are you who has knocked my door?
- 00:00:42,785 --> 00:00:44,322 Man: I am one who knows all,
- 00:00:44,523 --> 00:00:47,694 everything that ever was and ever will be,
- 00:00:47,695 --> 00:00:50,802 for I am Fate, John Fate.
- 00:00:50,902 --> 00:00:52,605 Tyrannis: Whoa, a Fate.
- 00:00:52,705 --> 00:00:54,976 Hippocampus: I thought the Fates were 3 sisters.
- 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:56,212 John: There are many Fates.
- 00:00:56,312 --> 00:00:57,849 The sisters are just the famous ones
- 00:00:57,982 --> 00:00:59,986 because that's what they care about.
- 00:01:00,086 --> 00:01:02,458 No judgment, just, you know, priorities.
- 00:01:02,559 --> 00:01:04,195 Tyrannis: Fates are very powerful.
- 00:01:04,295 --> 00:01:05,665 I think we'd better let him in.
- 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:06,901 Hippocampus: Hang on.
- 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,504 How do we know you're a real Fate
- 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:10,207 and not just some thief who's too lazy to knock down a door?
- 00:01:10,307 --> 00:01:11,276 Stupendous: Good point.
- 00:01:11,376 --> 00:01:12,913 John: I knew you would ask that.
- 00:01:13,013 --> 00:01:14,181 Stupendous: This guy's legit. Tyrannis: Wow.
- 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:15,684 Hippocampus: I'm still not convinced.
- 00:01:15,685 --> 00:01:18,390 John: I was expecting that response, as well.
- 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:21,029 It's my burden in life to know what's coming,
- 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:23,501 and yet I still have to wait for it to happen.
- 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:25,337 Sorry about your head, by the way.
- 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,408 Hippocampus: What? Yah! Ow!
- 00:01:27,509 --> 00:01:28,611 OK. Let him in.
- 00:01:28,744 --> 00:01:30,380 Deliria: Do not let him in. Tyrannis: You know him?
- 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,650 Deliria: Yes, and I don't want to deal with him.
- 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:32,686 He's my ex-boyfriend.
- 00:01:32,819 --> 00:01:34,723 Tyrannis: No kidding.
- 00:01:34,823 --> 00:01:37,127 John: Deliria.
- 00:01:37,261 --> 00:01:38,664 Deliria: Ugh...
- 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:49,151 ♪
- 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:50,621 Men: ♪ Uh! ♪
- 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:54,596 ♪
- 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:56,967 ♪ Uh! Uh! ♪
- 00:01:57,101 --> 00:02:01,643 ♪ Uh uh uh whoo! ♪
- 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,849 John: ...and this is where you'll collapse
- 00:02:04,983 --> 00:02:06,854 while choking on a cashew nut.
- 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:08,123 I won't tell you when it happens.
- 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,525 I could, of course,
- 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:11,428 but there has to be some mystery in life.
- 00:02:11,429 --> 00:02:13,233 At least that's what I'm told.
- 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,603 Tyrannis: Wow.
- 00:02:14,703 --> 00:02:16,172 I've never been given a tour of my own palace before.
- 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:17,743 John: You'll be given a kind of tour
- 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:21,182 when an angry mob puts you up against the wall right there.
- 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:23,153 I don't want to say why that happens,
- 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:26,026 but I will say you get out of it by crying.
- 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:27,628 Stupendous: That tracks. Hey, I got a question.
- 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:29,866 You probably get this all the time. Am I gonna die?
- 00:02:29,966 --> 00:02:31,068 John: Yes.
- 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:32,404 Stupendous: Aw, crap. Why'd I even ask?
- 00:02:32,572 --> 00:02:34,375 All right, so I have a follow-up. When?
- 00:02:34,509 --> 00:02:36,045 Hippocampus: Why would you want to know that?
- 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,783 Stupendous: I almost get killed all the time,
- 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:39,853 and I yell, "Not today!"
- 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:41,022 It's my thing.
- 00:02:41,156 --> 00:02:42,592 It's the turning point of every battle,
- 00:02:42,725 --> 00:02:44,095 but now that I know I'm gonna die,
- 00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:45,965 I can't say it with the same confidence.
- 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:49,372 I just want to know when I can use that line and when I can't.
- 00:02:49,472 --> 00:02:51,711 John: Oh, the policy is, we don't tell people
- 00:02:51,811 --> 00:02:54,382 the time or circumstances of their death--
- 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,854 it just gets messy-- but for special friends,
- 00:02:56,954 --> 00:03:00,861 we're allowed to give you one of these--fate medallion.
- 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:04,301 You don't eat it, good for 25 yes-or-no questions,
- 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:06,973 glows green for yes and red for no.
- 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:09,078 I just picked those colors at random,
- 00:03:09,178 --> 00:03:10,480 but I think they work.
- 00:03:10,615 --> 00:03:14,421 Oh, and it explodes violently after the 25th question,
- 00:03:14,556 --> 00:03:18,396 so remember the rules and be sure to keep track.
- 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:21,202 Ha ha ha! Sorry. I know you don't.
- 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:24,442 Stupendous: Well, now I will, right?
- 00:03:24,576 --> 00:03:25,545 Nuts.
- 00:03:25,645 --> 00:03:27,081 Tyrannis: You wasted a question on that?
- 00:03:27,181 --> 00:03:28,750 Stupendous: That didn't count, did it?
- 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,053 It did?
- 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:31,356 Tyrannis: I think we're getting off track here
- 00:03:31,456 --> 00:03:33,060 if we don't use this opportunity
- 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:34,997 to hear embarrassing stories about our mother.
- 00:03:35,097 --> 00:03:37,367 Deliria: Request denied, and I'm sorry you can't stay.
- 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,305 John: Oh, I don't leave yet. Deliria: But you could.
- 00:03:39,405 --> 00:03:42,478 John: In fact, I cannot because I don't, and that's fated.
- 00:03:42,579 --> 00:03:45,117 Have you learned nothing after all these years,
- 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:46,452 my little love pumpkin?
- 00:03:46,553 --> 00:03:47,722 Hippocampus: Oh, slam!
- 00:03:47,822 --> 00:03:49,491 Tyrannis: That's what I'm talking about.
- 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:51,764 Shlub: I can see the sexual chemistry is still going strong.
- 00:03:51,897 --> 00:03:53,366 Kudos to you, my good man.
- 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,337 Deliria: There is no chemistry, sexual or otherwise.
- 00:03:55,437 --> 00:03:57,776 Trust me, he seems fun at first, but it wears thin.
- 00:03:57,876 --> 00:03:59,813 So why are you here, John, to win me back?
- 00:03:59,913 --> 00:04:01,983 Because you must know that doesn't happen.
- 00:04:02,084 --> 00:04:03,220 John: Or does it?
- 00:04:03,386 --> 00:04:04,422 Shlub: Ohh!
- 00:04:04,523 --> 00:04:07,194 John: Does she still have that cute, little sneeze,
- 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:08,964 the little mouse sneeze?
- 00:04:09,098 --> 00:04:10,901 Shlub: Drives me mad with desire,
- 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,505 the first two times, anyway.
- 00:04:12,605 --> 00:04:13,874 John: Did for me, as well.
- 00:04:13,974 --> 00:04:15,745 Interesting fact about sneezes,
- 00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:18,015 they're the one thing I can't predict.
- 00:04:18,149 --> 00:04:20,187 They're completely outside of fate,
- 00:04:20,287 --> 00:04:22,926 unlike, say, broken vases.
- 00:04:23,059 --> 00:04:24,161 [Crash]
- 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:25,732 Stupendous: Never gets old.
- 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,035 Deliria: Oh, it does, trust me. The less you engage, the better.
- 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:30,307 Have you not already had enough of his little parlor trick?
- 00:04:30,407 --> 00:04:33,213 John: Au contraire. They're just getting started.
- 00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:35,149 They have a million more questions
- 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,254 about you and me back in the day.
- 00:04:37,354 --> 00:04:39,225 Shlub: I'd love to pound down a few drinks
- 00:04:39,325 --> 00:04:42,164 with the man who took my wife to pound town.
- 00:04:42,264 --> 00:04:43,567 John: I accept.
- 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,404 ...and that was our 16th date,
- 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:48,711 but let me tell you about that 17th date.
- 00:04:48,811 --> 00:04:52,017 It was a magical night on the island of Crete.
- 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:54,790 Now, of course, I was the only one who knew the typhoon
- 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:57,194 would soon destroy the restaurant we were in
- 00:04:57,327 --> 00:04:58,698 and kill the entire staff,
- 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,337 just as I know I'm about to get another glass of wine.
- 00:05:02,437 --> 00:05:04,340 Another wine, please.
- 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:06,045 Stupendous: It's not fun anymore.
- 00:05:06,179 --> 00:05:07,381 Deliria: Told ya.
- 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,051 John: Speaking of not fun, the typhoon killed
- 00:05:09,152 --> 00:05:11,254 over half the population on the island.
- 00:05:11,255 --> 00:05:12,859 Did I warn them? I didn't.
- 00:05:12,992 --> 00:05:16,767 This salad looks much better than it ends up tasting,
- 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:19,772 and here is where I run to the bathroom to vomit.
- 00:05:19,873 --> 00:05:21,376 Deliria: Have you all had enough now?
- 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:22,879 Tyrannis: Yes. He's awful.
- 00:05:22,979 --> 00:05:24,583 Hippocampus: What in god's name did you ever see in him?
- 00:05:24,683 --> 00:05:26,051 Deliria: Same thing you all did.
- 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,788 It's exciting to know someone who knows everything,
- 00:05:27,889 --> 00:05:28,857 and then it isn't.
- 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:29,993 Tyrannis: Agreed.
- 00:05:30,093 --> 00:05:32,832 Once he's done puking, I'll ask him to leave.
- 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,068 Oh, here you are.
- 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,404 Listen. Dinner was fun,
- 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:37,041 but you must know I'm going to kick you out.
- 00:05:37,141 --> 00:05:38,410 John: Of course.
- 00:05:38,511 --> 00:05:40,013 I'm just dropping off a few things for later.
- 00:05:40,147 --> 00:05:43,419 I have this special pillow. I'm a side sleeper.
- 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,790 Tyrannis: I'm confused.
- 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:46,593 You knew I came in here to kick you out, yes?
- 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:48,396 John: How could I have thought anything else?
- 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:50,099 Tyrannis: But it looks like you're moving in.
- 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,272 John: A lot of things I do don't make sense to people
- 00:05:53,273 --> 00:05:55,277 who don't know the rest of the story.
- 00:05:55,377 --> 00:05:56,814 Tyrannis: The rest of the story?
- 00:05:56,914 --> 00:05:58,718 John: I don't want to get into the nitty gritty of it,
- 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:01,724 but I leave, yada, yada, some things happen,
- 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:03,594 and then I end up coming back.
- 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:04,896 Tyrannis: What things happen?
- 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:07,234 John: Oh, it doesn't concern you, I mean, yet.
- 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:10,107 At some point, it will after I marry your mom.
- 00:06:10,207 --> 00:06:11,543 Tyrannis: What?
- 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,981 John: Yes. You're my future stepson. How about that?
- 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:15,518 Tyrannis: Mum and Dad split up?
- 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:17,655 John: No. They love each other right to the very end.
- 00:06:17,755 --> 00:06:20,360 Tyrannis: Oh, OK. Good, then, but he dies?
- 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,765 John: OK. Note that I didn't say anything.
- 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:25,938 You came to it on your own, but, yeah, he dies.
- 00:06:26,038 --> 00:06:27,274 Your mother is sad,
- 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:29,445 but eventually, she remembers what we had,
- 00:06:29,546 --> 00:06:32,217 and--bingo, bango-- you have a stepdad.
- 00:06:32,317 --> 00:06:34,254 Is there a good place to put this pillow
- 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:35,625 so no one touches it?
- 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:37,260 Tyrannis: But if you're here now to get back together
- 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,400 with my mum, that must mean Dad is supposed to die soon?
- 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,371 John: Once again, that's you
- 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:44,642 doing all the thinky-thinky part.
- 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:47,214 Anyway, if it makes this any easier on you,
- 00:06:47,314 --> 00:06:48,651 I can take my pillow.
- 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,554 It's just that I know I'm gonna be using it here
- 00:06:50,688 --> 00:06:53,794 when I'm doing it with your mom, and it's kind of bulky.
- 00:06:53,928 --> 00:06:56,567 I mean, it's not heavy but more awkward.
- 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,436 Tyrannis: The pillow doesn't matter anymore!
- 00:06:58,537 --> 00:07:00,073 John: That's what I was trying to explain.
- 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:04,214 Isn't that weird how something can matter so much and then not?
- 00:07:04,315 --> 00:07:05,585 It reminds me of--
- 00:07:05,685 --> 00:07:06,987 Tyrannis: How does he die?
- 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,690 John: Oh, you know I can't tell you that one.
- 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:11,530 Anyway, see you at the wedding, son.
- 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,232 Tyrannis: Wait, wait. You can't just go.
- 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:14,703 John: I can, and I do.
- 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:16,907 Oh, but now is when I tell you that if you let me stay
- 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:18,911 and chat with your mother a little bit longer,
- 00:07:19,011 --> 00:07:22,819 I might be willing to spill some details.
- 00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:24,856 Deliria: Thank you for getting rid of him.
- 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:26,292 Tyrannis: I didn't get rid of him.
- 00:07:26,392 --> 00:07:27,729 We have to let him stay.
- 00:07:27,829 --> 00:07:29,264 Deliria: What? Stupendous: Oh, he's the worst.
- 00:07:29,364 --> 00:07:30,635 Tyrannis: He said that Dad's going to die
- 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:31,737 and he's going to become our stepfather.
- 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:33,039 Stupendous: I'll kill him!
- 00:07:33,139 --> 00:07:34,408 Tyrannis: Stupe, that wouldn't change things.
- 00:07:34,509 --> 00:07:35,745 Stupendous: You don't know that.
- 00:07:35,845 --> 00:07:37,047 Would it change things if I killed the guy?
- 00:07:37,181 --> 00:07:38,717 Are you lying?
- 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:41,188 Tyrannis: Stupe, he said that he might be willing to tell us
- 00:07:41,355 --> 00:07:43,359 how dad dies if he can talk to Mum.
- 00:07:43,459 --> 00:07:44,829 Shlub: I'm pretty sure I know how I die,
- 00:07:44,929 --> 00:07:48,570 and it involves no less than 75 very randy horses.
- 00:07:48,704 --> 00:07:50,741 Tyrannis: You're not dying, not today.
- 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:52,946 Stupendous: You see how fun that is to say?
- 00:07:53,046 --> 00:07:55,249 Tyrannis: Mum, I know you don't like him.
- 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,654 I know you don't want to talk to him,
- 00:07:56,787 --> 00:07:58,590 but if you can get him to tell us how Dad dies,
- 00:07:58,757 --> 00:08:00,460 we'll at least have a chance of stopping it.
- 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:02,364 Shlub: Just lock up the prettiest horses.
- 00:08:02,464 --> 00:08:03,901 I'll tell you which ones.
- 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:06,640 Deliria: I'll talk to him. Ohh...
- 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,443 John, I know you can hear me.
- 00:08:08,577 --> 00:08:10,813 I'm sorry I gave you a hard time before.
- 00:08:10,814 --> 00:08:12,652 I would love to catch up.
- 00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:13,887 John: Knew it, love to hear it.
- 00:08:14,021 --> 00:08:16,626 Sorry about the bad news, by the way.
- 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:19,097 I never know what to say in these circumstances.
- 00:08:19,231 --> 00:08:23,072 "Sorry" sounds bad, but, you know, sorry.
- 00:08:25,544 --> 00:08:26,780 Tyrannis: Here. This is the wine he likes.
- 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,083 Deliria: We don't need wine.
- 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:28,985 I'm just going to torture him
- 00:08:29,085 --> 00:08:30,987 until he gives us the information we need.
- 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:31,556 Tyrannis: No, Mum.
- 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:34,060 The Fates are powerful supernatural beings,
- 00:08:34,061 --> 00:08:35,129 cosmic and mortal.
- 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,367 This guy is at least as powerful as you are.
- 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:39,539 You're going to have to flirt, to charm,
- 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:40,907 to seduce it out of him.
- 00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:41,676 Deliria: Oh, if that's the case,
- 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:43,479 I'll need a hell of a lot more wine than that.
- 00:08:44,348 --> 00:08:46,719 Tyrannis: There we go. Now tart it up, boobs out.
- 00:08:46,853 --> 00:08:48,624 Give me that pouty mouth you do so well.
- 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:50,259 What you're selling here is sex.
- 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,630 Hippocampus: Uh, Ty, you OK?
- 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:53,398 Tyrannis: Hippo, my dad is fated to die today.
- 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,502 Do you honestly think I'm thinking
- 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:55,670 about having sex with my mother?
- 00:08:55,671 --> 00:08:56,372 Hippocampus: You're talking about it.
- 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:57,374 Deliria: You wouldn't be the first.
- 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,276 Tyrannis: There's no time to unpack it.
- 00:08:58,376 --> 00:09:00,715 Just watch Dad and keep him alive.
- 00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:02,351 I'll watch Mum seduce John Fate.
- 00:09:02,451 --> 00:09:04,922 Tyrannis: We won't let you down, right?
- 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:09,264 I'm starting to really not like you, tiny medallion.
- 00:09:09,364 --> 00:09:12,404 John: I'm so glad we get to spend more time together.
- 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,341 Deliria: What's this about Shlub dying?
- 00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:16,713 John: Whoa, whoa. Let's slow down.
- 00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:18,483 "Hi, John. How are you?
- 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:20,655 What have you been up to since we broke up?"
- 00:09:20,788 --> 00:09:22,559 "Oh, I'm glad you asked.
- 00:09:22,659 --> 00:09:25,230 I've taken up rock climbing. What a workout."
- 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:27,568 Deliria: You really think I would have that conversation?
- 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,936 John: No. I knew you wouldn't.
- 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:31,677 I just wanted you to know how cool I am now.
- 00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,145 Deliria: Well, the joke's on you
- 00:09:33,245 --> 00:09:35,283 because I don't think rock climbing is cool at all.
- 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:36,419 John: The gear is cool.
- 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:37,755 Deliria: Just tell us!
- 00:09:37,756 --> 00:09:39,324 John: Oh, I will tell you, just not yet.
- 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,695 Deliria: I'm not waiting. Rrgh... yah!
- 00:09:41,696 --> 00:09:43,800 John: OK. Get it out of your system.
- 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,740 You know I know where each of these things is going, right?
- 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,578 You know, you can never actually hit me with one.
- 00:09:49,579 --> 00:09:51,683 Deliria: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- 00:09:51,784 --> 00:09:52,852 John: Heh heh heh.
- 00:09:52,986 --> 00:09:54,487 I'm just thinking about the fact
- 00:09:54,488 --> 00:09:56,693 that you eventually get too tired to shoot.
- 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,062 Deliria: I don't get tired.
- 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,932 Tell me what happens to my husband.
- 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,102 Raagh...
- 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:03,874 Oh. I didn't know that could happen.
- 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:06,244 John: I didn't, either, but I knew that it would,
- 00:10:06,245 --> 00:10:07,615 so let's--oh!
- 00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,585 Tyrannis: Fine. We'll try the torture approach.
- 00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:13,059 Stupendous: Are you sure that's not how I die?
- 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,996 Like, sure sure?
- 00:10:15,096 --> 00:10:17,334 Hippocampus: You're gonna waste all your questions.
- 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:19,606 Dad, why do you have so many daggers?
- 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,576 Shlub: I'm learning to juggle. Mm!
- 00:10:21,676 --> 00:10:22,979 Hippocampus: Not tonight you aren't.
- 00:10:23,079 --> 00:10:24,516 Are you planning to help make this place safe?
- 00:10:24,649 --> 00:10:25,852 Stupendous: I don't know.
- 00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:27,387 I'm starting to think about what you said,
- 00:10:27,487 --> 00:10:29,224 and it's causing the top of my body to hurt a little bit.
- 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,197 Like, if something's fated to happen, it's gonna happen,
- 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:35,269 and that includes us trying to stop it from happening.
- 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:37,474 Until Ty finds out what's actually gonna happen,
- 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:40,379 there's nothing we can do, right?
- 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,050 Medallion, you're all right.
- 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:43,820 Hippocampus: Well, now that I see what we're up against,
- 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,056 I'm into the challenge.
- 00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:47,026 I can't let that know-it-all win.
- 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:49,231 Maybe the fact that we know something is gonna happen
- 00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:52,772 is what will allow us to break him out of that thing happening.
- 00:10:52,872 --> 00:10:54,140 I say we tie him up...
- 00:10:54,141 --> 00:10:55,309 Shlub: No objections.
- 00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:57,046 Hippocampus: and put him on a bed covered in pillows.
- 00:10:57,146 --> 00:10:58,349 Shlub: Ooh.
- 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,986 Stupendous: What if he rolls over and smothers himself?
- 00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:01,121 Shlub: Ohh!
- 00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:03,292 Hippocampus: Hah!
- 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,597 Stupendous: Aah! Hippocampus: Aah!
- 00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:07,167 Shlub: Whoa!
- 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,672 Stupendous: Is it possible we're doing more harm than good here?
- 00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,809 Hippocampus: You're right. I'm so stupid.
- 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:14,716 It was obviously fate for us to know that Dad is gonna die,
- 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:17,053 which means us being here is a continuance of that fate,
- 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,559 which means that our best bet for breaking that fate
- 00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:21,696 is to leave Dad alone.
- 00:11:21,796 --> 00:11:24,034 Stupendous: Unless that's also part of fate.
- 00:11:24,134 --> 00:11:25,704 Want me to ask the medallion?
- 00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:27,440 Hippocampus: No! Dad, stand in the center of the room.
- 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:28,844 Don't touch anything.
- 00:11:28,944 --> 00:11:30,748 Don't eat anything and don't say anything.
- 00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:33,018 Shlub: Got it. Help me on with this, will you?
- 00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:35,490 Hippocampus: What? No. Don't put that on.
- 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,160 Shlub: Ah, kinky.
- 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,064 Hippocampus: We'll be right outside.
- 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:41,869 Shlub: Good-bye, training wheels.
- 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:42,905 Tyrannis: He's awake.
- 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,241 John: Right on schedule.
- 00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:45,711 Tyrannis: You really expect me to believe
- 00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:47,247 you planned for me to knock you out?
- 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,251 John: I didn't plan it, but it was fated to happen.
- 00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,122 Deliria: I know something else that's fated to happen.
- 00:11:51,255 --> 00:11:53,293 Either you tell me what happens to my husband,
- 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:54,796 or I pull off all your limbs.
- 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,833 John: While it's true that you could pull off my limbs,
- 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,771 causing me intense pain
- 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:01,810 and a lifetime of needing to be helped to the toilet,
- 00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,647 torture is not, in fact,
- 00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:06,452 what causes me to spill the secret sauce here.
- 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,654 Deliria: Then what does?
- 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,123 Because I'm not flirting or seducing you.
- 00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:10,528 John: You'll have to do nothing of the sort,
- 00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:12,397 my apple-bottomed goddess.
- 00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:13,767 All that's required
- 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,737 is for you to answer a few simple questions.
- 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,006 Deliria: Fine.
- 00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:18,343 John: Do you remember the day we went
- 00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:19,980 to that little seaside village?
- 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,984 Deliria: Yes, John. I do remember that day.
- 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,488 John: And we danced as the sun went down.
- 00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:26,593 Your mother was such a great dancer.
- 00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:27,862 Do you still dance, Deedee?
- 00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:29,031 Tyrannis: Deedee?
- 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,333 Deliria: You are on thin ice, John.
- 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,737 John: Just go with me, Deedee.
- 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,205 Tyrannis: Yes, Deedee. Go with him.
- 00:12:33,305 --> 00:12:34,909 John: So you remember the village,
- 00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:37,313 and do you remember what you told me on the beach?
- 00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:39,886 Deliria: I believe I said it was the greatest day of my life.
- 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,222 John: Good memory,
- 00:12:41,322 --> 00:12:43,727 and do you also remember saying you loved me?
- 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,262 Deliria: Yes, I remember saying that,
- 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,635 and I remember you telling me you knew I would say it,
- 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:49,071 and then I remember you knowing
- 00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:50,908 that the waiter was going to spill your wine.
- 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,678 Tyrannis: He's been doing the spill-predicting bit
- 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:53,981 for that long?
- 00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,517 John: People spill wine a lot. Enough.
- 00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:57,286 I'm driving the conversation here
- 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,358 because that's exactly what happens--
- 00:12:59,491 --> 00:13:01,228 I drive the conversation.
- 00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:02,497 Deliria: Fine. Drive.
- 00:13:02,631 --> 00:13:04,367 John: So you admit that you remember
- 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,706 the "I love you, John Fate" part.
- 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:07,975 Deliria: What do you want me to say?
- 00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:09,512 I loved you once, and then I didn't.
- 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:10,814 John: Now we're getting somewhere.
- 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,717 You loved me, and then you didn't,
- 00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:14,688 but how could that happen?
- 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,793 How could love just go away?
- 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,095 Deliria: You're a Fate.
- 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,799 You should know it happens all the time.
- 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,669 John: I'm not asking you if it happens.
- 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,607 I'm asking you how.
- 00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:25,176 Deliria: Well, I don't know.
- 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:28,049 John: So if you don't know, if love can just disappear
- 00:13:28,149 --> 00:13:31,021 like that for no explainable reason that even a goddess
- 00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:33,827 can comprehend, then it's not reliable,
- 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,864 which can only mean that the love
- 00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:39,171 you think you feel for Shlub cannot be trusted.
- 00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:42,077 Deliria: Why, I suppose it can't.
- 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:44,448 John: That's what I wanted to hear you say.
- 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,018 Shlub dies at sunrise.
- 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,122 He's partying on a pontoon boat,
- 00:13:48,222 --> 00:13:50,694 and he falls, gets tangled in a fishing net,
- 00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:53,032 and drowns, but you can't change that.
- 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,468 Tyrannis: Falls off a boat and drowns?
- 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:56,573 But that would mean he gets out of his room.
- 00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:58,208 Let's go. Mum, are you coming?
- 00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:01,449 John: Your mother has something pretty heavy to think about,
- 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,186 real insightful stuff.
- 00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:05,423 Deliria: I was playing you, you idiot.
- 00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:07,996 John: OK, if you say so.
- 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,099 Shlub: Ah, hello, friend.
- 00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:13,171 Would that I could, but I've made a promise to stay.
- 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,109 Then again, what's a life
- 00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:19,384 where I'm not free to follow butterflies?
- 00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:23,493 Stupendous: Am I torn apart by a big animal?
- 00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:24,762 Little animal?
- 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:26,298 Oh, wait, little animals.
- 00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,603 Hippocampus: These are a little specific, don't you think?
- 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,006 Stupendous: I have my methods.
- 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,812 Am I gonna trip on a sword but not fall into it
- 00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,882 and instead fall on a poison snake?
- 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,819 But am I on the right track?
- 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,724 Is it one of those super complicated deaths
- 00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:40,561 or one of those mislead deaths?
- 00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:42,865 OK. Now we're getting somewhere.
- 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:45,236 Hippocampus: How many more questions do you have?
- 00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,806 Stupendous: 15?
- 00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:49,111 [Beeping]
- 00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:50,179 [Gasps]
- 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:51,480 Huh!
- 00:14:51,481 --> 00:14:53,920 [Beeping continues]
- 00:14:57,794 --> 00:14:59,632 Oh, no. Shlub!
- 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,001 Tyrannis: What was that explosion?
- 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,872 Hippocampus: That stupid fate medallion.
- 00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:04,542 Stupendous: We killed Dad. Tyrannis: No, you didn't.
- 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,345 Stupendous: You don't know. You weren't here.
- 00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,650 Tyrannis: No. He doesn't die in an explosion.
- 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,752 Hippocampus: That's good news.
- 00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,055 Tyrannis: He drowns.
- 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:12,891 He's partying on a pontoon boat and drowns.
- 00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:14,194 Hippocampus: Less good news.
- 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,798 Tyrannis: We got to get to the harbor!
- 00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:20,406 Deliria: [Screeches]
- 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,584 John: Well, well, well. Look who's not here.
- 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,788 Tyrannis: You said he was on a pontoon boat.
- 00:15:27,889 --> 00:15:29,659 This is the only pontoon boat there is.
- 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,395 John: On the water, sure.
- 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,698 Shlub: Ha ha ha!
- 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,700 Tyrannis: Shlub!
- 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,936 Shlub: Family!
- 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,440 Dear lord! Ooh!
- 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:38,677 Agh!
- 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:39,946 Deliria: Oh!
- 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,316 John: So, Deliria, will you marry me?
- 00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,057 Shlub: Agh!
- 00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:47,360 Deliria and Tyrannis: Shlub!
- 00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:49,197 John: Uh-uh-uh.
- 00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:51,234 If you just fly over there, everybody dies.
- 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,675 It's actually pretty spectacular if you want to give it a try.
- 00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:56,712 I mean, you don't.
- 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:59,819 Tyrannis: He said he drowns, but clearly he's impaled.
- 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,220 John: Yeah. Well, yeah.
- 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,627 He's impaled now, but as he loses his strength,
- 00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:05,731 his head sinks into that bucket,
- 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,500 and that's what ends up getting him.
- 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,703 Tyrannis: He's not dead yet?
- 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,239 John: No, but you don't make it in time.
- 00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:11,676 Stupendous: Come on. What are we missing?
- 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:12,811 Hippocampus: If we're missing it,
- 00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:14,280 it's fate that we're missing it.
- 00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:16,118 He knows everything, and it's all predetermined.
- 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,221 Tyrannis: But what if we knew what was predetermined
- 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:19,692 as it was being determined?
- 00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:22,998 Then we could determine a new path, one where Dad lives.
- 00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:24,535 Hippocampus: To do that, we'd have to be a Fate.
- 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,138 Tyrannis: There has to be some kind of loophole here.
- 00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:28,777 John: There's no loophole, I assure you.
- 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,279 Deliria: I can't believe it.
- 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,452 I can't believe this is how I lose him.
- 00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,755 [Ah-choo ah-choo]
- 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:35,991 Tyrannis: Wait a minute.
- 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:37,427 What was that earlier about sneezes?
- 00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:38,729 Stupendous: That the third one is annoying?
- 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:39,765 Deliria: [Ah-choo]
- 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,035 Stupendous: He's not wrong.
- 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,704 Tyrannis: No, that they're unpredictable.
- 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,608 Hippocampus: Right, and I know something else about sneezes.
- 00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,444 If you don't close your eyes when you sneeze, they pop out.
- 00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:48,248 Tyrannis: That's not just a myth?
- 00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:49,885 Hippocampus: It is not a myth, and don't ask me how I know
- 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,320 unless you want to get into a whole thing
- 00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:53,594 about medical ethics, which I don't.
- 00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:54,628 Tyrannis: I'm not asking.
- 00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:55,931 Hippocampus: You shot me a look.
- 00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:57,067 Mom, can you rustle up some pepper?
- 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,402 It makes people sneeze.
- 00:16:58,537 --> 00:17:00,206 Stupendous: You know a lot about sneezing.
- 00:17:00,306 --> 00:17:02,009 Hippocampus: I did a deep dive, and thank god I did!
- 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,513 Mom, pepper!
- 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,949 Deliria: Here.
- 00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:06,920 John: The loss of blood is what makes him lose consciousness,
- 00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:09,358 but it's really the water in the lungs that--
- 00:17:09,491 --> 00:17:10,493 [Ah-choo]
- 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,596 Stupendous: Got them.
- 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,834 John: That's not what's supposed to happen.
- 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,436 You exploited the sneeze.
- 00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:18,108 Deliria: Almost like fate can be changed.
- 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:22,116 Hippocampus: Argus eyes out, Fate eyes in.
- 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:41,823 Tyrannis: Wait. What?
- 00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:43,793 Hippocampus: Is it working?
- 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,135 Tyrannis: I see what I'm going to do,
- 00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:49,204 which means we can do something else.
- 00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:50,941 Mum, take us that way.
- 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,343 Deliria: [Screeches]
- 00:17:52,477 --> 00:17:54,380 Tyrannis: No, not a raptor. The raptor crashes.
- 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,628 Hippocampus: Ty, what are you seeing?
- 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:02,363 Tyrannis: We get stuck in the marketplace.
- 00:18:02,463 --> 00:18:04,067 Split up and take the alleys. Mum, no flying.
- 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,971 Deliria: I have to do this on foot like an animal?
- 00:18:06,071 --> 00:18:07,472 Stupendous: And this is gonna work?
- 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:09,110 Tyrannis: We just know the fated way doesn't,
- 00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:11,616 so we have to do things exactly the way we don't.
- 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,684 Let's go.
- 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:13,720 Hippocampus: [Panting]
- 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,155 OK.
- 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:17,160 Tyrannis: Stupe, right, right!
- 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,395 [Cattle lowing]
- 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,834 It's working. Our fates are changing.
- 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:23,573 Stupendous: So do we save Dad?
- 00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:26,245 Tyrannis: Not yet.
- 00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:27,982 We need to keep changing our fates until we do.
- 00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:29,951 Hippo, take the alleys instead of those stairs,
- 00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:31,321 and Stupe, get to the rooftop.
- 00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:33,726 Stupendous: [Panting]
- 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,396 Huh!
- 00:18:41,976 --> 00:18:43,145 Hippocampus: Yah!
- 00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:44,882 [Horse neighs]
- 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,118 Tyrannis: Yah!
- 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,587 Hippocampus: Running out of time here.
- 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:48,890 Tyrannis: I'm shuffling fates as fast as I can.
- 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,760 Hang on, Dad!
- 00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:52,531 Hippocampus: [Gasps]
- 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,203 [Horse neighs]
- 00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:58,142 [Both grunting]
- 00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:01,882 Stupendous: Huh! Huh! Hngh! Aah!
- 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:14,775 Hippocampus: Ty, no. No. No no no no!
- 00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:17,748 Noooooo!
- 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:21,021 Shlub: [Coughs]
- 00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:22,925 Tyrannis: We did it. He survives!
- 00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:25,163 Stupendous: Not today!
- 00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:27,834 Tyrannis: And...
- 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,439 What the--
- 00:19:30,573 --> 00:19:33,713 Shlub: Oh, thank you. I'm so lucky you were all here.
- 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,049 Deliria: Mm.
- 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,554 We were meant to be.
- 00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:41,393 John: Aha, leading me into a pet shop,
- 00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:42,964 just as I knew you would.
- 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,168 Stupendous: Dude, we know you don't have your eyes.
- 00:19:45,169 --> 00:19:47,775 John: You think I need my eyes to see fate?
- 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,549 That reminds me, sorry about stepping on your foot.
- 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,218 Hippocampus: There are a lot of reasons I'm glad
- 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,721 this guy isn't gonna be our stepdad.
- 00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:57,326 Deliria: You don't say. Here are your eyes back.
- 00:19:57,459 --> 00:20:00,099 Tyrannis: So, John Fate, for the first time in your life,
- 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,804 you can't say you knew that would happen.
- 00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:04,040 John: Are you kidding?
- 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,476 I knew it would play out just like this.
- 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,347 Tyrannis: What? Then why did you say it wouldn't?
- 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,353 John: I had to try because I was fated to try,
- 00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:12,592 and I knew I would fail, but I also knew
- 00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:15,229 I would convince myself that I wouldn't fail,
- 00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:17,500 which I knew wouldn't work, but in addition,
- 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:20,807 I knew that I would ignore the voice in my head
- 00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:22,511 saying, "John, don't,"
- 00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:25,282 which I knew would ultimately be my undoing.
- 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:27,285 Tyrannis: You're actually pathetic.
- 00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:29,390 John: You think I don't know that?
- 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:31,362 Shlub: I don't think it's pathetic at all.
- 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:33,232 I think you're a true romantic,
- 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,338 but if you ever try to woo my wife again,
- 00:20:36,471 --> 00:20:38,108 I'll cut you to ribbons.
- 00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,980 John: I know, and it hurts like hell.
- 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,456 [Pouring]
- 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:46,893 Clotho: Where have you been?
- 00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,161 John: Nowhere. Just out.
- 00:20:48,261 --> 00:20:49,597 Lachesis: It was rhetorical.
- 00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:50,868 We know you were trying to get back with her.
- 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,436 John: So what if I was?
- 00:20:52,537 --> 00:20:53,673 Lachesis and Clotho: Ohh...
- 00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,309 Atropos: Man, you got to cut this off.
- 00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,781 It's never gonna work out between you two.
- 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,017 John: I can hope.
- 00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:00,452 Atropos: I wasn't stating an opinion.
- 00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:02,456 You die alone. He dies alone.
- 00:21:02,557 --> 00:21:04,562 Lachesis: Yeah. The middle part's nothing special, either.
- 00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:06,297 The best is already over, to be honest.
- 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,868 John: Just stay out of it, OK?
- 00:21:08,002 --> 00:21:10,841 Atropos: You're gonna have a lot of other relationships
- 00:21:10,941 --> 00:21:12,745 in your life... fail.
- 00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:15,382 John: Yah! Yagh!
- 00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:20,527 Thank you. I'll be in my room.
- 00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,599 Clotho: Ugh, he's always been like this.
- 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,302 Atropos: And always will be.
- 00:21:25,436 --> 00:21:27,807 Lachesis: Guess we just drink it ourselves.
- 00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:30,713 Atropos: He dies alone.
- 00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,717 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:35,055 --> 00:21:36,792 Voice: Bento.
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