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Появляется Утка-Пророчество
Enter Prophecy Duck
Сезон: 02Серия: 09
Описание
Когда Шлуб заменяет свои подковы, появляется Гиппокамп, заявляя, что он поймал Утку-Пророчество, которая, как говорят, обладает даром пророчества, о чем узнает Тираннис. Утка передает пророчество, которое Шлуб переводит, о восхождении вражеского короля и падении Тиранниса. После консультации с Киллассом, чтобы узнать, сможет ли тот свергнуть его, Тираннис встречает торговца шелковыми коврами, которого Джошуа называет Королем Ковров. Пока Шлуб утверждает, что пророчества пророчества сбываются, Гиппокамп пытается отвлечь Тиранниса от мыслей о пророчестве и пытается подружиться с ним. Тем временем Ступендус заводит Делирию в пещеру, чтобы поговорить с ней по душам, но Делирия пытается сбежать. Она вспоминает недавние инциденты, которые устроила Делирия, например, драку с коровами, которые ходят на задних лапах и являются расистами, из-за чего Делирия использовала коровий яд на одном из их генералов. Однако пещера полна странных существ.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:06,345 [Hammering]
- 00:00:06,345 --> 00:00:08,651 Shlub: God, I could trample a whole village
- 00:00:08,651 --> 00:00:10,387 with these bad boys.
- 00:00:10,387 --> 00:00:11,824 Mwah.
- 00:00:11,891 --> 00:00:13,327 Hippocampus: I did it. Shlub: Did what?
- 00:00:13,327 --> 00:00:15,665 Hippocampus: I captured Prophecy Duck.
- 00:00:15,665 --> 00:00:17,234 It took months of planning,
- 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,973 but I finally got that slippery son of a bitch.
- 00:00:19,973 --> 00:00:21,944 Shlub: Why would you capture Prophecy Duck?
- 00:00:21,977 --> 00:00:23,648 He's a beloved oracle.
- 00:00:23,681 --> 00:00:25,250 Hippocampus: 'Cause I've been wanting to trap
- 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,088 and study an oracle.
- 00:00:27,121 --> 00:00:30,027 Are their powers real, or are they big, fake scams?
- 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:32,364 Shlub: Oracle powers are very real.
- 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:35,070 Tyrannis: Oh, my goodness. Hello.
- 00:00:35,104 --> 00:00:37,976 Such a good, little duck, one of the cutest ever.
- 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:39,580 Say, "Quack, quack."
- 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,082 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,084 Hippocampus: Ty, stop petting Prophecy Duck.
- 00:00:42,117 --> 00:00:43,487 Tyrannis: Prophecy Duck?
- 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,090 Hippocampus: He's a traveling oracle.
- 00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:46,493 I've been tracking his movements for months,
- 00:00:46,493 --> 00:00:48,062 and I finally managed to trap him.
- 00:00:48,129 --> 00:00:49,432 Tyrannis: An oracle? I'm confused.
- 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:51,268 Aren't oracles usually human women?
- 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,508 Shlub: Oh, so you don't think monsters can be oracles?
- 00:00:53,574 --> 00:00:54,843 Is that it?
- 00:00:54,876 --> 00:00:55,878 Tyrannis: Are ducks even monsters?
- 00:00:55,978 --> 00:00:57,481 Shlub: Yes.
- 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,351 Hippocampus: What's it like being a bigot, Ty?
- 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:01,055 Tyrannis: Well--what? No. I don't know how oracles work.
- 00:01:01,122 --> 00:01:02,391 What do they do again, predict the future?
- 00:01:02,424 --> 00:01:04,395 Hippocampus: Less that, more spout off
- 00:01:04,429 --> 00:01:07,068 cryptic things that could happen.
- 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,537 I'm gonna prove it's a scam.
- 00:01:08,571 --> 00:01:10,206 Shlub: Not a scam.
- 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,144 When an oracle tells you something will happen, it does,
- 00:01:12,211 --> 00:01:14,248 like when the oracle at Delphi told me
- 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:17,989 I'd get into cliff diving-- ha ha ha!--and indeed I did.
- 00:01:18,023 --> 00:01:20,595 Tyrannis: Ha. Whatever you say.
- 00:01:20,661 --> 00:01:24,301 Prophecy Duck: Quack. Quack quack quack quack quack.
- 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,573 Tyrannis: Was that a prophecy? Was it good?
- 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,310 Hippocampus: Dad, you speak duck, right?
- 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:30,447 What was Prophecy Duck's oracle prediction?
- 00:01:30,447 --> 00:01:33,019 Shlub: When the black cat prances by,
- 00:01:33,086 --> 00:01:35,759 the moon hangs high in the sky,
- 00:01:35,759 --> 00:01:38,396 and a pig's vomit is nigh,
- 00:01:38,429 --> 00:01:43,172 a rival king rises, and you shall fall.
- 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:45,711 Wowser. That's a spicy prophecy.
- 00:01:45,745 --> 00:01:47,414 Tyrannis: Spicy?
- 00:01:47,414 --> 00:01:49,118 It sounds like it's talking about me being overthrown.
- 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,792 Shlub: Well, that's what gives it it's a-spice.
- 00:01:52,825 --> 00:01:55,531 [Theme music playing]
- 00:02:03,547 --> 00:02:04,916 Men: ♪ Huh!
- 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:11,563 ♪ Huh! Huh!
- 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:13,233 ♪ Huh huh huh!
- 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:16,138 ♪ Whoo!
- 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:20,447 Tyrannis: So, what, a rival king is going to overthrow me?
- 00:02:20,447 --> 00:02:21,984 Hippocampus: Careful, Ty.
- 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:23,052 You know the Talus story, right?
- 00:02:23,086 --> 00:02:24,756 Tyrannis: Talus?
- 00:02:24,756 --> 00:02:26,560 The guy who was told by an oracle that he would drown,
- 00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:28,363 so he tried to teach himself how to breathe underwater
- 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:30,334 and subsequently drowned?
- 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:32,973 Hippocampus: Talus' mistake was listening to the oracle
- 00:02:33,006 --> 00:02:34,743 in the first place.
- 00:02:34,776 --> 00:02:36,747 All this oracle stuff works on the power of suggestion.
- 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:38,684 Once someone puts a thought in your head,
- 00:02:38,751 --> 00:02:41,088 it's hard to get rid of it, plus oracles like to say stuff
- 00:02:41,122 --> 00:02:43,060 that'll make you act crazy and stir up drama
- 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:45,865 so you keep coming back for more advice.
- 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,301 It's their business plan.
- 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,604 Tyrannis: Wow. You're right.
- 00:02:48,637 --> 00:02:50,240 Those oracles are clearly a scam,
- 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,512 even the really cute ones.
- 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:54,750 Shlub: Your skepticism is unbecoming,
- 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:58,089 and, if you don't mind me saying, foul.
- 00:02:58,123 --> 00:02:59,993 If Prophecy Duck says a rival
- 00:02:59,993 --> 00:03:01,997 king is going to overthrow you,
- 00:03:02,031 --> 00:03:03,233 then a rival king
- 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,004 is going to overthrow you.
- 00:03:05,004 --> 00:03:06,974 Now give me those crumbs.
- 00:03:07,008 --> 00:03:08,711 Daddy wants bread.
- 00:03:08,778 --> 00:03:10,682 Hippocampus: Ty, a rival king is not gonna overthrow you.
- 00:03:10,715 --> 00:03:13,219 Listen. I monitor all nearby city states
- 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:14,756 and their desire to kill us.
- 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,392 Tyrannis: Why?
- 00:03:16,425 --> 00:03:17,929 Hippocampus: Because the world is a cesspool of hate.
- 00:03:17,995 --> 00:03:19,165 Read a vase once in a while.
- 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:20,568 Tyrannis: Fair point.
- 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,204 Hippocampus: But, luckily for you,
- 00:03:22,237 --> 00:03:23,674 no rival king thinks of you as a threat.
- 00:03:23,707 --> 00:03:25,410 A lot of them haven't even heard of you.
- 00:03:25,443 --> 00:03:27,214 Tyrannis: You could have phrased it differently.
- 00:03:27,281 --> 00:03:28,416 Hippocampus: Closest possible threat is Asskill,
- 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,053 but you guys are cool, right?
- 00:03:30,087 --> 00:03:32,424 Tyrannis: Yeah, totally cool, and he's a true warlord,
- 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:34,195 and he's got the best intel of all,
- 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,332 and I'm just gonna double-check with him
- 00:03:36,399 --> 00:03:38,302 about the whole "no rival kings" thing, so--
- 00:03:38,336 --> 00:03:39,673 Hippocampus: Ty, don't visit him.
- 00:03:39,706 --> 00:03:41,308 You're falling right into the trap here.
- 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,079 This is how prophecies come true.
- 00:03:43,146 --> 00:03:45,317 Shlub: It's coming true either way.
- 00:03:45,317 --> 00:03:46,854 Stupendous: This is it,
- 00:03:46,854 --> 00:03:49,058 the huge monster cave deep in the dark forest.
- 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:50,294 You ready?
- 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:52,097 Deliria: I suppose.
- 00:03:52,097 --> 00:03:53,834 Darling, I know you want us to go on a big, fun adventure,
- 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,005 but have you considered a small, easy cave
- 00:03:56,038 --> 00:03:57,140 in the Forest of Mirth?
- 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:58,710 Stupendous: Nope.
- 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:00,013 It took a long time to get you to agree to do this.
- 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:01,984 We're not changing the plan now.
- 00:04:02,051 --> 00:04:04,823 Deliria: Agreements made drunk hardly seem fair to enforce.
- 00:04:04,823 --> 00:04:07,695 Stupendous: Then no agreement from you would be enforceable.
- 00:04:07,695 --> 00:04:09,600 Deliria: Well, if you say so, then I suppose--
- 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,670 Stupendous: No. I'm holding you to this. Equipment check.
- 00:04:11,704 --> 00:04:14,709 Helmet, torch, a can-do attitude.
- 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:16,479 Deliria; Mm, I have none of those things.
- 00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:19,118 Stupendous: Zero out of 3 ain't bad.
- 00:04:19,185 --> 00:04:20,822 Mm! Rrgh! Uh!
- 00:04:20,889 --> 00:04:22,692 Deliria: We should follow those bats.
- 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:25,363 Perhaps they're flying to a jewelry store or a pool.
- 00:04:25,363 --> 00:04:27,768 Stupendous: No. We're doing a fun adventure...
- 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,438 Deliria: [Sighs]
- 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:31,643 Stupendous: plus...uh!
- 00:04:33,046 --> 00:04:34,549 Deliria: What are you doing?
- 00:04:34,616 --> 00:04:36,620 Stupendous: There's no monsters in this cave.
- 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:39,726 I took us down here because I wanted to have a heart-to-heart
- 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,362 and get something off my chest...
- 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:44,970 Deliria: No. Frantic animal exit.
- 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:46,740 Wuh! Ooh!
- 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:49,478 Stupendous: and every time I try to ask you, you fly away.
- 00:04:49,513 --> 00:04:52,217 Deliria: I do not.
- 00:04:52,217 --> 00:04:53,419 Stupendous: Uh!
- 00:04:53,486 --> 00:04:55,490 Deliria: I just fly away a lot.
- 00:04:55,525 --> 00:04:57,394 If it happens to coincide with you saying something irritating
- 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,933 and nonsensical and trying to waste everyone's time,
- 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,672 then that's simply a happy coincidence.
- 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:06,379 Stupendous: Nice try.
- 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:08,049 You can't escape this cave without me,
- 00:05:08,049 --> 00:05:11,489 so today we're going spelunking and having a talk.
- 00:05:11,489 --> 00:05:14,161 Deliria: Oh, all right.
- 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:16,132 [Babbling]
- 00:05:16,165 --> 00:05:18,135 Stupendous: I got all day.
- 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:19,338 Deliria: Oh...
- 00:05:19,372 --> 00:05:20,808 Tyrannis: So you're super sure?
- 00:05:20,808 --> 00:05:22,377 Asskill: As sure as can be, brother.
- 00:05:22,377 --> 00:05:23,848 You're the only king nearby.
- 00:05:23,881 --> 00:05:25,552 I've attacked and eaten the rest.
- 00:05:25,585 --> 00:05:27,889 Tyrannis: How wonderful, no rival kings nearby.
- 00:05:27,923 --> 00:05:30,059 Asskill: Except in my belly. Ha ha ha!
- 00:05:30,059 --> 00:05:34,569 This is now a time of peace. I call it Pax Killassiana.
- 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,005 Tyrannis: That's extremely catchy,
- 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:37,709 and I'm sure it will take off.
- 00:05:37,742 --> 00:05:39,244 Thank you.
- 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:40,714 Asskill: You're leaving already? Would you like some blood tea?
- 00:05:40,714 --> 00:05:42,652 It's a delicacy.
- 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:45,324 Tyrannis: I'm not much of a tea drinker, but thanks.
- 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:46,827 Asskill: Suit yourself.
- 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:49,298 You like the bloodletting too much.
- 00:05:49,298 --> 00:05:51,837 It makes me uncomfortable.
- 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:54,408 Tyrannis: I knew there was no reason to trust that duck.
- 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:56,713 Oh, what's this soft sensation?
- 00:05:56,713 --> 00:05:58,283 Merchant: It's a silk rug, sir.
- 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,720 Tyrannis: Silk rug? Wow.
- 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,723 This is clearly very high quality.
- 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:03,293 Merchant: Very perceptive of you.
- 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:05,396 This is one of my finest rugs available.
- 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,168 Tyrannis: Perhaps I should buy this for the palace.
- 00:06:07,168 --> 00:06:08,436 Merchant: Good call, sir.
- 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:09,840 That pattern and texture
- 00:06:09,907 --> 00:06:11,308 will blend in perfectly at your palace.
- 00:06:11,408 --> 00:06:12,978 Tyrannis: I'll buy it.
- 00:06:13,045 --> 00:06:14,583 I'll send some of my servants to come pick it up later.
- 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,952 Merchant: Sounds good, sir.
- 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:17,321 Scott: You been to that new rug merchant?
- 00:06:17,321 --> 00:06:19,826 Truly unforgettable rugs.
- 00:06:19,859 --> 00:06:21,864 Joshua: Oh, man, they're the best.
- 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:24,569 There's a reason everyone calls that merchant the Rug King...
- 00:06:24,602 --> 00:06:27,307 Rug King... Rug King... Rug King...
- 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:29,244 Rug King... Rug King... Rug King...
- 00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:31,215 Scott: Joshua, are you good? Hello?
- 00:06:31,248 --> 00:06:35,256 My friend keeps repeating, "Rug King," for no reason. Help!
- 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:37,361 Man: Oh, my god!
- 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:39,799 Different man: What's wrong with him?
- 00:06:42,286 --> 00:06:44,810 Tyrannis: It's got to be just a weird, dumb coincidence, right,
- 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:46,747 I mean, this guy being called Rug King
- 00:06:46,747 --> 00:06:49,652 right after I got this "rival king" prophecy?
- 00:06:49,652 --> 00:06:51,657 I mean, how would I get overthrown by some merchant,
- 00:06:51,690 --> 00:06:53,493 especially one who's obviously so nice?
- 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,297 Hippocampus: Exactly. It's nothing to worry about.
- 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:58,003 Tyrannis: It's just, people seem to like him a lot, a lot a lot.
- 00:06:58,036 --> 00:06:59,640 Hippocampus: Do you remember what we talked about?
- 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,944 You have to stop fixating on this prophecy.
- 00:07:01,977 --> 00:07:03,748 Oracles aren't real.
- 00:07:03,748 --> 00:07:06,385 I only had to study Prophecy Duck for one afternoon
- 00:07:06,419 --> 00:07:08,289 to determine he has no real powers.
- 00:07:08,322 --> 00:07:10,628 Now we're just hanging out. He's staying for dinner.
- 00:07:10,661 --> 00:07:13,266 He might be a phony, but he has a great personality.
- 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,368 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,671 Shlub: You card, you.
- 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:17,942 By the way, oracles are not phony,
- 00:07:17,976 --> 00:07:20,280 and the prophecy is going to come true.
- 00:07:20,346 --> 00:07:21,716 Tyrannis: I'm not fixating on the prophecy,
- 00:07:21,783 --> 00:07:23,521 but you have to agree, it's interesting.
- 00:07:23,588 --> 00:07:25,891 A merchant who calls himself a king?
- 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:27,161 Who does that?
- 00:07:27,194 --> 00:07:28,897 Certainly an ambitious man-- that's for sure--
- 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:31,169 perhaps someone whose ambitions rival mine.
- 00:07:31,235 --> 00:07:32,806 "Rival." Oh!
- 00:07:32,806 --> 00:07:34,809 Hippocampus: No. Naughty. Stop it.
- 00:07:34,843 --> 00:07:36,613 Tyrannis: What I should do, and just as a precaution,
- 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,382 is make friends with the guy.
- 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,488 The prophecy says a rival king will rise, and I will fall,
- 00:07:41,556 --> 00:07:44,662 so if I make this guy a friend king, I'm fine.
- 00:07:44,662 --> 00:07:46,131 Hippocampus: I'm telling you,
- 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,102 you got to stop thinking about the prophecy.
- 00:07:48,102 --> 00:07:49,572 Tyrannis: I'm not thinking about the prophecy anymore, Hippo.
- 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:51,141 I'm thinking about the Rug King
- 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,513 and how we're about to become best friends.
- 00:07:53,547 --> 00:07:56,085 I love friends.
- 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:57,956 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:07:57,956 --> 00:08:00,160 Shlub: That's true, Prophecy Duck.
- 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,730 Ha ha ha!
- 00:08:01,763 --> 00:08:05,336 Stupendous: Oh, big crack ahead, gotta jump. Uh!
- 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:07,742 "Jump," I said.
- 00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:09,812 Deliria: Don't push it.
- 00:08:11,516 --> 00:08:13,787 Stupendous: Jerky time. Want any?
- 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:16,091 Deliria: Lizard jerky? No, thank you.
- 00:08:16,158 --> 00:08:17,729 Stupendous: Suit yourself.
- 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:20,768 So I've been mad at you recently.
- 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,672 Deliria: Oh, for God's sake.
- 00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:25,143 Stupendous: It started after the battle against the cows,
- 00:08:25,177 --> 00:08:28,149 the ones who walked on their hind legs and--
- 00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,120 Deliria: And were racist. Right. I remember now.
- 00:08:30,153 --> 00:08:32,892 Stupendous: It was a tough fight against the cow army,
- 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:36,365 but when the time came to fight their extremely hateful leader
- 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:38,871 Cowus Maximus, I noticed she--
- 00:08:38,904 --> 00:08:41,643 yes, female cows can be racist, too--
- 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:43,346 barely fought back.
- 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:44,949 She was extremely weak.
- 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:46,653 The whites of her eyes had gone green,
- 00:08:46,686 --> 00:08:48,758 and she was frothing at the snout.
- 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:51,663 I had a hunch you did something to weaken her
- 00:08:51,696 --> 00:08:53,534 because you didn't have faith in me.
- 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,137 Deliria: Oh, please.
- 00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:56,973 Stupendous: Then the other day, I was rummaging
- 00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:58,744 through the dungeon trying to find an old war hammer,
- 00:08:58,744 --> 00:09:00,246 and that's when I found a vial of cow poison
- 00:09:00,346 --> 00:09:01,850 hidden away in there.
- 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,720 Deliria: Oh, my God! I'm bored of this blather.
- 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,858 Is it any wonder I haven't wanted to indulge in this?
- 00:09:05,892 --> 00:09:09,064 It's the most tiresome thing we could possibly talk about.
- 00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:11,503 I'm off.
- 00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:12,505 Stupendous: Mom--
- 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,743 [Creatures shriek]
- 00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:17,848 Deliria: Stupendous, didn't you say this cave was empty?
- 00:09:17,915 --> 00:09:20,086 Shelly: Hey, Rug King, we just wanted to say,
- 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:22,291 we bought a rug from you a few months back.
- 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:24,830 Rug King: Yes. I remember-- the high-pile beige rug
- 00:09:24,863 --> 00:09:26,265 for the baby's room.
- 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:27,502 Brutus: Great memory.
- 00:09:27,535 --> 00:09:29,037 Well, our baby was trampled
- 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:30,808 by those feral goats that used to live in town.
- 00:09:30,842 --> 00:09:32,344 Rug King: So sorry to hear that.
- 00:09:32,377 --> 00:09:33,914 Shelly: But your rug was so plush,
- 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,152 she might actually be OK eventually, it seems like,
- 00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:38,022 and it's held up well since then, too.
- 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,692 Brutus; So we just wanted to say thank you.
- 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:41,462 Take care, King.
- 00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:43,701 Tyrannis: "Take care, King." No one's ever said that to me.
- 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:46,205 Oh, remember, we're on a friend mission.
- 00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:49,244 Become his friend. But how to befriend a stranger?
- 00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:51,649 Hmm, Shlub is good at this. What would Shlub do?
- 00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:54,656 [Deep voice] Why, it's the Rug King. Hello.
- 00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:56,793 Rug King: Oh, hello, King Tyrannis.
- 00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:58,730 Tyrannis: How wonderful to see you again.
- 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,233 It's your lucky day.
- 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,807 You're joining me for drinks at the tavern.
- 00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:06,078 Kevin: Special for you, Rug King.
- 00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:08,884 This one's completely urine-free.
- 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:09,953 [Snap]
- 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,723 Tyrannis: You go out much?
- 00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:14,563 I bet you're a man about town, a jaunty fellow.
- 00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:16,833 Rug King: Well, no.
- 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,973 If I'm being honest, social stuff makes me nervous.
- 00:10:20,006 --> 00:10:22,277 You know, I love to talk rugs, but, well, this is my first time
- 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,115 hanging out away from the shop in a long time.
- 00:10:24,181 --> 00:10:26,252 [Normal voice] No way. You're so beloved.
- 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,691 Rug King: That's sweet, but, no, I'm--I'm a shy guy.
- 00:10:28,691 --> 00:10:30,728 I get overwhelmed by all the people here sometimes.
- 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:33,266 Sometimes I think about quitting the biz
- 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,237 and moving far away to become a farmer.
- 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,441 Tyrannis: No. You shouldn't.
- 00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:38,911 Rug King: Thanks, King Ty.
- 00:10:38,978 --> 00:10:40,881 It feels good to be open about my anxieties.
- 00:10:40,914 --> 00:10:43,185 Well, I better get back to the shop.
- 00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:46,058 I've got rugs to sell. See you later, bud.
- 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,396 Tyrannis: This changes everything.
- 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,735 Kevin: Sorry. I accidentally gave you the wrong mug.
- 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:53,205 That mug was 100% urine.
- 00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:54,609 Tyrannis: Why?
- 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,880 Kevin: I don't have time to explain.
- 00:10:59,218 --> 00:11:00,621 [Sizzling]
- 00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:02,357 Tyrannis: Great news, everyone.
- 00:11:02,424 --> 00:11:05,296 I identified the Rug King's main weakness--social anxiety.
- 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,000 Hippocampus: I thought you were gonna become friends with him,
- 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,837 not identify his weaknesses.
- 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,875 Tyrannis: No. Yeah. Sure. I mean, I didn't mean weakness.
- 00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:13,312 I meant we're friends now, and because of that, the Rug King
- 00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:15,851 happened to reveal a solution to our prophecy problem.
- 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:19,024 Long story short, we're throwing him a gala.
- 00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:22,230 Shlub: A gala? I'll put on my bowtie.
- 00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:23,900 Hippocampus: This sounds like a lot of work
- 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,036 when you could be doing what I would do
- 00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,906 in your situation--nothing.
- 00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:28,910 Tyrannis: Then I wouldn't be creating an opportunity
- 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,617 to overwhelm him so he leaves the city,
- 00:11:31,617 --> 00:11:33,485 which sounds bad, but it's a perfect plan,
- 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,722 and it's best for both of us.
- 00:11:34,789 --> 00:11:35,924 Don't judge me.
- 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,695 Other kings have done way worse
- 00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,164 than a last-minute gala for a carpet merchant.
- 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,968 Hippocampus: You know, I might be a skeptic
- 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:42,772 about the whole oracle thing, but at this point,
- 00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:45,076 I'm just gonna let him keep following this path.
- 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:46,779 Shlub: I'm glad you've come around.
- 00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:48,082 Prophecy Duck: Quack quack quack.
- 00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:49,719 Shlub: You're right, Prophecy Duck.
- 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:53,960 Let's all wear bowties to the gala.
- 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,900 Stupendous: If we move quietly and work together,
- 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,706 we can avoid whatever creatures made those shrieks.
- 00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:02,010 Deliria: Gods shouldn't have to tiptoe.
- 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,450 Stupendous: Huh! Uh!
- 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,321 Mom, where are you?
- 00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:08,823 Deliria: Up here, but if you're behind me,
- 00:12:08,823 --> 00:12:11,529 whose foot did I just step on?
- 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,369 Creature: [Shrieks]
- 00:12:16,305 --> 00:12:18,944 [Shrieks]
- 00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:21,683 Deliria: Interesting.
- 00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:24,822 Maybe they're friendly.
- 00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,262 Well, I appreciate the honesty.
- 00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:31,235 Stupendous: Run! Stick with me. The exit's closed.
- 00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:32,805 Deliria: Are you going to kill them or not?
- 00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,308 Do you need me to weaken them first?
- 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,411 I would assume I'm not allowed to help.
- 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:39,619 Stupendous: Oh, now you want to talk about it?
- 00:12:39,685 --> 00:12:41,122 Shlub: Have you seen these?
- 00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,594 Little flatbread rugs with fringe.
- 00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:45,129 Tyrannis: Look at him over there,
- 00:12:45,162 --> 00:12:46,899 sweating in the corner, talking to no one,
- 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,106 and it's not mean because living on a quiet farm,
- 00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:54,081 so much better for him, my friend the rug farmer,
- 00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,884 Farmer King, just a farmer.
- 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,088 Shlub: And these experimental rugs he brought,
- 00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,993 this one's an optical illusion.
- 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:02,865 It's shocking. The man is so creative.
- 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,234 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,873 Tyrannis: Time to rip off the poultice.
- 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:08,577 [Tap tap]
- 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:11,214 Hear, hear. We're gathered here today to celebrate--
- 00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:15,322 Uh, excuse me. Hello? Why are you doing that here?
- 00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:17,995 This gala is to celebrate the accomplishments and career
- 00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:19,932 of a man we've all come to love.
- 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,636 We know that I'm the king, of course,
- 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:23,940 but this Rug King has somehow stolen
- 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:26,145 the hearts and minds of the people of Krapopolis.
- 00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:28,884 He might seem shy, but he practically begged me
- 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,955 to let him come up here and give a speech
- 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:32,157 to all of you right now.
- 00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:33,660 Isn't that right, Rug King?
- 00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:35,330 Rug King: Hmm? Uh...
- 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:38,202 Oh, gosh, uh, public speaking is my worst fear.
- 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,273 Tyrannis: What? That's a silly fear.
- 00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:42,477 Becoming overthrown, now, that's a fear.
- 00:13:42,512 --> 00:13:44,180 Come on. Speech!
- 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,689 Crowd: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech!
- 00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:51,529 Rug King: Sorry. I'm nervous. I've never made a speech before.
- 00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,332 Tyrannis: Oy, the guy's a goner.
- 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,738 I feel a little bad, but, again, it's for the best.
- 00:13:55,771 --> 00:13:57,775 Rug King: I've never made a speech,
- 00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:59,578 but I have made a rug,
- 00:13:59,612 --> 00:14:02,685 and a community can be kind of like making a rug.
- 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:06,058 A rug is made up of individual threads brought together
- 00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:08,062 by a series of techniques and tools.
- 00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:10,634 I like to think the sweet, kind people of Krapopolis
- 00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,303 are those threads.
- 00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:14,842 The techniques, well, those are our love of community,
- 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,980 the tools the feeling you get
- 00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,984 when you give someone a hug who needs one.
- 00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,620 Scott: I've never thought of it that way.
- 00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:22,958 Rug King: The city itself, well, that's the completed rug.
- 00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,260 When one thread pulls loose,
- 00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:25,965 the whole thing starts to unravel,
- 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,935 and that is what makes Krapopolis so wonderful.
- 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:31,342 All the threads protect each other...
- 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,813 Tyrannis: That's not even true. Everyone hates each other.
- 00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:35,416 Rug King: and I'm not one to curse,
- 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,990 but--doggone it--this city is worth fighting for.
- 00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:42,230 Scott: Wow. He's displaying natural leadership skills.
- 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,936 Joshua: He'd never ask me to, but I'd die for him.
- 00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,940 Hell, I'd even kill myself for him.
- 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,244 Scott: Do you want someone to ask if you're OK?
- 00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:52,818 Joshua: I do. That's the power of the Rug King.
- 00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:55,991 Crowd: Rug King! Rug King! Rug King!
- 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,561 Tyrannis: No. This is all going wrong.
- 00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,130 How could this be happening?
- 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,769 Shlub, voice-over: When the black cat prances by,
- 00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:04,107 the moon hangs high in the sky,
- 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,780 and a pig's vomit is nigh...
- 00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,953 Tyrannis: Phew. It's supposed to be a pig.
- 00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:11,889 Shlub, voice-over: you shall fall.
- 00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:13,425 Tyrannis: No!
- 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,536 Joshua: Rug King... Rug King... Rug King...
- 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,707 Scott: My friend keeps repeating, "Rug King,"
- 00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:22,711 for no reason.
- 00:15:22,778 --> 00:15:23,914 Tyrannis: You think you're the king?
- 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,184 I'm the only king in town-- me, King Ty.
- 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:29,057 Rug King? That's lunacy. You want to be king?
- 00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,728 You really think you can handle it?
- 00:15:30,761 --> 00:15:32,330 You can't handle the heat.
- 00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:35,202 Rug King: Uh, Ty, are you OK?
- 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:37,708 Tyrannis: Am I OK? How insulting.
- 00:15:37,742 --> 00:15:39,144 Guards, it's time.
- 00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:41,181 Lock the king in the tower right now,
- 00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:43,554 and no matter what anyone says, whoever's saying it,
- 00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:45,791 and no matter how reasonable it might sound,
- 00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:49,131 don't let him out.
- 00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:50,801 Crowd: Rug King! Rug King!
- 00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,738 Tyrannis: OK. I probably should have been more specific
- 00:15:52,805 --> 00:15:55,409 with my words, or perhaps less, but this is a big mistake.
- 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:56,947 Please, Prophecy Duck.
- 00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:58,783 I did everything possible to stop your prophecy.
- 00:15:58,817 --> 00:15:59,886 I want a new one.
- 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,590 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:03,059 Shlub: He said no.
- 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,895 Well, let's head back to the gala.
- 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,566 Prophecy Duck's friend Party Duck
- 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:10,039 was about to teach us how to do a sloppy keg stand.
- 00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:12,177 Tyrannis: There's a duck for everything now.
- 00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,613 Hippocampus: Bigot!
- 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,983 Shlub: Do we go back up there and hit him?
- 00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:16,485 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:16:16,552 --> 00:16:18,288 Shlub: You're more mature than I, Prophecy Duck.
- 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,193 You're right. We're better than that.
- 00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:22,163 Tyrannis: Yecch. Shut up already.
- 00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,600 Prophecy Duck: Quack quack quack quack.
- 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,504 Hippocampus: OK. That's it. Let's hit him.
- 00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:26,506 [Footsteps]
- 00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:27,808 Tyrannis: [Whimpers]
- 00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:29,545 Stupendous: Huh huh huh...huh!
- 00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:31,816 Deliria: You want me to say I poisoned the racist cow general?
- 00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:33,620 Stupendous: I want you to say why.
- 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,925 Deliria: I am sick of having to watch your battles
- 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,126 from the sidelines.
- 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,997 You never let me offer any input.
- 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,734 It's like you don't trust me.
- 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,205 Stupendous: Whoa, whoa. I trust you, but war is my thing.
- 00:16:43,238 --> 00:16:45,409 You can't just sneak in and poison the battle cattle.
- 00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:48,415 It almost feels like you don't trust me.
- 00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:51,255 Deliria: Whoa. Ultimately, I'm the victim here,
- 00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:54,227 the amount of racial invective I had to listen to.
- 00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,265 You wouldn't believe what those cows were saying
- 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:58,002 about the Macedonians,
- 00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:00,908 not entirely off base, I'll grant them that.
- 00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:03,312 [Creatures shrieking]
- 00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:07,019 Stupendous: The bridge. What do we do?
- 00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:09,558 Deliria: Ugh, follow my lead.
- 00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:11,596 Huh! Uh!
- 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,098 Stupendous: Aww.
- 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,269 Deliria: Yes, yes. I'm playing along now.
- 00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:19,979 Stupendous: Oh. I was awwing the monkey, but aww.
- 00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:22,818 Huh! Huh! Uh!
- 00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:25,023 Deliria: Huh! Uh!
- 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,260 Stupendous: Look at us, working together.
- 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,398 Deliria: Oh, shut up. Is that the exit up ahead?
- 00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:32,203 Stupendous: Huh! Uh! Wow. We made it.
- 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,341 Deliria: I assume you hate me
- 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:36,378 after the whole cow thing, though.
- 00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:38,382 Is at the end of our relationship?
- 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,721 Stupendous: What? No. I feel amazing.
- 00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,424 Deliria: You do? Why?
- 00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,394 Stupendous: I'm still mad. You shouldn't do what you did.
- 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,733 It makes battle unfair, but I thought you poisoned her
- 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,870 because you didn't think I could beat the cows,
- 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,540 and now I know it's because you wanted
- 00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:52,945 to get in on the fun and feel listened to.
- 00:17:53,012 --> 00:17:54,649 Deliria: I mean, I guess.
- 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,184 Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.
- 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,990 Deliria: Wow, so it was that easy the whole time?
- 00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:01,862 That's all I needed to do, say some words?
- 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,365 Stupendous: Yep.
- 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,869 I'm kind of glad we went down there, though.
- 00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:07,508 We finally talked, and we had an amazing adventure.
- 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,878 Deliria: Well, I was about to seal off this entrance,
- 00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:13,251 but now I vow to protect the cave and its little monsters.
- 00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:16,057 We can come here whenever you need to talk at me--
- 00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:17,561 I mean, to me.
- 00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:20,199 Stupendous: Thanks, Mom. Let's go home.
- 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,973 Deliria: Not now, wendigos.
- 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,345 Wendigo: [Whimpers]
- 00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:28,149 Tyrannis: This is where I belong.
- 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,053 Prophecy Duck's oracle prediction came true,
- 00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:31,154 and it should have.
- 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,591 I don't deserve to be king.
- 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,060 Guard: Sir, what are those tallies?
- 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,797 It's barely been a day.
- 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:36,933 Tyrannis: Tallies?
- 00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,937 Guard: You have a visitor.
- 00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,507 Rug King: Hi, King.
- 00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,344 Tyrannis: Don't look at me! Stop looking at me.
- 00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:43,847 Rug King: How's it going up here?
- 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,185 Tyrannis: Oh, why are you so nice after what I did?
- 00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:47,486 Well, you overthrew me.
- 00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,391 I'm overthrown, and I deserve it.
- 00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,562 I deserved to drink urine.
- 00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,065 Rug King: Huh?
- 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,067 Tyrannis: Here. You can even have my crown.
- 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,136 Take it, Rug King.
- 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:58,208 [Crown bounces away]
- 00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:00,379 You can get it on the way out.
- 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:02,484 Rug King: Sir, I don't know what you think is happening,
- 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,789 but I don't want to overthrow you.
- 00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,358 I don't want to be king.
- 00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:08,362 Rug King was just a nickname, a marketing trick,
- 00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:10,132 plus we're friends.
- 00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:11,703 Tyrannis: But the prophecy.
- 00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:13,338 Tyrannis: I wasn't prepared for that big gala,
- 00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:14,976 but it finally helped me overcome
- 00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:16,780 my fear of public speaking.
- 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,984 I was always so scared of it, and you stepped up as a friend
- 00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:20,688 and helped me realize I can do it.
- 00:19:20,721 --> 00:19:22,423 I don't have to be afraid of other people...
- 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:25,162 Tyrannis: Wow. That's actually beautiful.
- 00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:26,566 Rug King: so now I have no reason
- 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,603 to ever stop being a rug salesman.
- 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,807 I don't want to run away and become a farmer anymore.
- 00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:34,982 I love my life in Krapopolis, so thank you.
- 00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:37,153 You're a good king with a good heart
- 00:19:37,187 --> 00:19:39,057 who pulled me up when I was at my lowest,
- 00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:41,629 so I'm gonna do the same for you--free you.
- 00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:43,298 Tyrannis: Really?
- 00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:44,301 Rug King: Not sure I have the jurisdiction to free you
- 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,671 since you're the king
- 00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:47,073 and actually locked yourself in here.
- 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,710 It's kind of a riddle almost.
- 00:19:48,743 --> 00:19:50,045 No one knows what to do, but everyone seems to like me,
- 00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:51,047 so I think they'll let me do it.
- 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:52,684 Tyrannis: Wow.
- 00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:54,555 To think all this happened because of a prophecy.
- 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:57,794 Prophecy Duck: Quack. Quack quack quack quack quack.
- 00:19:57,828 --> 00:19:59,197 Tyrannis: Right.
- 00:19:59,197 --> 00:19:59,264 Person: Bento. [Cheering]
- 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:00,734 He wasn't the king who overthrew me. I was.
- 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,272 I tricked myself into a paranoid frenzy
- 00:20:03,306 --> 00:20:05,042 and then locked myself in the tower.
- 00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,447 I don't even know if it was Hippo or Shlub who was right,
- 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,754 but either way, wow, learning moment.
- 00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:12,858 Agh! Ooh! Uh! Ow!
- 00:20:12,892 --> 00:20:16,397 Ooh! Oh! Uh! Ow! Uh! Ooh! Oww!
- 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:21,375 Shlub: That is so true about women. Ha ha ha!
- 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,745 Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!
- 00:20:22,745 --> 00:20:25,784 It's got all the fun of something super offensive,
- 00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:29,357 and yet I wouldn't mind being quoted saying it in any context.
- 00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:31,495 You're really something, Prophecy Duck.
- 00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:32,230 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,267 Tyrannis: Well, I certainly learned my lesson.
- 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,539 Prophecy Duck, I owe you an apology.
- 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,843 I tried to outsmart your oracle prediction,
- 00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:41,983 but in the end, I'm the one who made it all come true,
- 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,387 so basically, props.
- 00:20:45,524 --> 00:20:46,559 Prophecy Duck: Quack.
- 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,864 Shlub: Wow. Prophecy Duck just predicted
- 00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,067 that some thousands of years from now,
- 00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,472 your descendants will be able to purchase
- 00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:57,179 a Prophecy Duck stuffed animal from a fox, no less.
- 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,183 That is if I'm understanding correctly.
- 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,520 Prophecy Duck: Quack quack quack.
- 00:21:00,587 --> 00:21:02,122 Shlub: He said if they don't buy many
- 00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,227 such Prophecy Duck stuffed animals,
- 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,930 then they too shall fall.
- 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,101 Tyrannis: Fall like down the stairs, I suppose.
- 00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,306 Prophecy Duck: Quack quack quack quack.
- 00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:11,776 Shlub: I'm afraid not.
- 00:21:11,776 --> 00:21:14,080 Civilization itself shall crumble.
- 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,851 All that is valued shall be lost.
- 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:20,225 The seas shall boil, and the earth shall split.
- 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,096 Hippocampus: Thousands of years from now, he said?
- 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:23,199 Shlub: That's right.
- 00:21:23,232 --> 00:21:24,635 Tyrannis: All right. Phew.
- 00:21:24,668 --> 00:21:26,004 Not really our problem, then, is it?
- 00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:27,707 Shlub: Don't see how it would be.
- 00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:28,876 To Prophecy Duck.
- 00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:30,647 Tyrannis and Hippocampus: To Prophecy Duck.
- 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,817 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,625 Voice: Bento.
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