Шлаб$
Описание
Шлуб найден без сознания возле большой вазы и чувствует себя плохо. Гиппокамп утверждает, что Шлуб очень болен, и может попытаться найти способ вылечить его, поскольку Делирия не хочет использовать на нём свои силы. Он изобретает электрошокер, чтобы разделить Шлуба на Шлуба-кентавра и Шлуба-мантикору, а затем Шлуб-мантикора разделяет на человека, льва, маленького дракона и скорпиона. Поскольку выяснилось, что львиная часть больна, ей нужна новая львиная часть на её место. Тираннис не хочет подвергаться воздействию электрошокера и использует его на Гиппокампе, разделяя его на атланта и мантитария, прежде чем разделить Гиппокампа-мантитавр на кентавра, человека, льва, маленького дракона и скорпиона. После того, как Атлантийский Гиппокамп убивает Львиного Гиппокампа, Тираннис решает не быть разделенным лучом электрошокера и пытается получить львиную сущность от Пайзо, Мантитавра третьего поколения. Его попытка терпит неудачу, и Тираннис разделяется на свое божественное ядро. Тем временем Делирия готовит обед на кухне с Колаксом, опасаясь, что может использовать свои силы.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,939 --> 00:00:04,442 Deliria: So then after that confusion,
- 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:06,246 your father decided it would behoove him
- 00:00:06,313 --> 00:00:08,685 to figure out a way to give a nonsexual hug.
- 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:11,222 Hippocampus: Is that why he keeps touching me with his fingertips?
- 00:00:11,256 --> 00:00:13,594 [Laughter] Stupendous: Where is Shlub, anyway?
- 00:00:13,594 --> 00:00:14,930 Hippocampus: The last time I saw him, he was
- 00:00:14,963 --> 00:00:16,299 playing dice with an ogre.
- 00:00:16,332 --> 00:00:17,802 Stupendous: The last time I saw him, he was
- 00:00:17,802 --> 00:00:19,072 dangling from a tree with his
- 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:20,474 coat pockets turned out
- 00:00:20,474 --> 00:00:22,211 saying he didn't have any money,
- 00:00:22,244 --> 00:00:23,681 but he obviously had enough
- 00:00:23,714 --> 00:00:25,117 money to buy that coat.
- 00:00:25,183 --> 00:00:26,720 Tyrannis: The last time I saw him, he was
- 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,889 passed out in a corner,
- 00:00:27,956 --> 00:00:29,091 probably from drinking red wine
- 00:00:29,124 --> 00:00:30,995 and warm milk all afternoon.
- 00:00:30,995 --> 00:00:32,097 What does he call that?
- 00:00:32,097 --> 00:00:33,767 Hippocampus: A Hotbelly Naptime!
- 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,507 [Laughter]
- 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:38,209 Stupendous: Which corner was he passed out in?
- 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:39,747 Tyrannis: The one with the big vase.
- 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:41,517 Stupendous: Oh, yeah. That's a good corner.
- 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:43,353 Deliria: That's odd. The last time I saw him
- 00:00:43,387 --> 00:00:44,623 passed out in a corner, it was
- 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:45,725 the one with the big vase.
- 00:00:45,725 --> 00:00:47,327 But that was ages ago.
- 00:00:56,614 --> 00:00:58,818 Hippocampus: This didn't seem like a problem to either of you?
- 00:00:58,818 --> 00:01:00,522 Tyrannis: He did not look like this when I saw him.
- 00:01:00,522 --> 00:01:02,158 Deliria: Nor I. And you know your father.
- 00:01:02,158 --> 00:01:03,728 He is a good sleeper.
- 00:01:03,795 --> 00:01:06,266 He snoozed right on through Pangea splitting up.
- 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:09,205 Shlub: One of you, come here and give your old man a hug.
- 00:01:09,238 --> 00:01:13,615 I'll save my sexual embrace for you, my love.
- 00:01:13,648 --> 00:01:15,718 [Coughing]
- 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:21,329 [Theme music playing]
- 00:01:21,329 --> 00:01:31,415 ♪
- 00:01:31,415 --> 00:01:40,067 ♪
- 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,870 ♪ Ooh!
- 00:01:45,678 --> 00:01:47,148 Stupendous: Hippo, what's wrong with him?
- 00:01:47,181 --> 00:01:48,851 Hippocampus: I can't be sure just yet.
- 00:01:48,884 --> 00:01:50,420 His body's ecosystem is far more complex than most.
- 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:51,891 Tyrannis: He's looking better already.
- 00:01:51,924 --> 00:01:53,326 I'm sure it's nothing too serious.
- 00:01:53,393 --> 00:01:55,197 Remember when he was passing that furball?
- 00:01:55,263 --> 00:01:57,702 He looked a lot worse then. Shlub: Aah!
- 00:01:57,735 --> 00:01:59,305 Hippocampus: I think it's his lionheart.
- 00:01:59,372 --> 00:02:01,076 Tyrannis: His lionheart? Shlub: The heart of
- 00:02:01,143 --> 00:02:02,646 my Manticore part.
- 00:02:02,679 --> 00:02:04,048 Hippocampus: Dad needs medical attention
- 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,818 and I mean serious tinkering.
- 00:02:05,818 --> 00:02:07,354 He is really sick.
- 00:02:07,387 --> 00:02:09,491 [Ty sighs] Stupendous: So what do we do?
- 00:02:09,491 --> 00:02:10,962 Tyrannis: I don't think we need to do anything
- 00:02:11,029 --> 00:02:12,497 but let him sleep it off.
- 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,468 He's obviously going to be OK. He always is.
- 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,439 Deliria: Can you fix him? Hippocampus: I can try.
- 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:18,209 Stupendous: No offense, Hippo, but isn't it time
- 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:20,313 someone brought up the goddess in the room here?
- 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:22,752 Deliria: What about me? Stupendous: If Dad's really sick,
- 00:02:22,752 --> 00:02:25,123 can't you do a little zap, zap, make him better?
- 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:26,627 Deliria: It's not as simple as that.
- 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:28,196 Stupendous: It was as simple as that when your
- 00:02:28,196 --> 00:02:29,900 favorite seal had that cough.
- 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,670 Deliria: When Shlub and I married, I promised
- 00:02:31,737 --> 00:02:33,541 I would never use my powers on him.
- 00:02:33,607 --> 00:02:35,077 Stupendous: And you don't think he'd want you
- 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,647 to make an exception here?
- 00:02:36,647 --> 00:02:39,085 Deliria: No! And besides, I'm too upset.
- 00:02:39,085 --> 00:02:40,487 when I'm upset, my powers--
- 00:02:40,522 --> 00:02:42,091 Tyrannis: Suddenly don't exist?
- 00:02:42,091 --> 00:02:43,761 If he was really sick, which he's not,
- 00:02:43,761 --> 00:02:46,132 I would do anything for Dad. But he's not that sick.
- 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,669 Stupendous: What are you doing?
- 00:02:47,736 --> 00:02:50,407 Shlub: Flying...to my ancestral homeland...
- 00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:52,512 to curl up under a bush
- 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:54,817 and hope that death takes the form
- 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:57,154 of a nice, busty tar pit.
- 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,359 Deliria: Shlub, no! You can't mean that.
- 00:02:59,392 --> 00:03:00,928 We have lunch later.
- 00:03:00,962 --> 00:03:02,866 Hippocampus: He's got a case of the sick crazies.
- 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:04,268 He doesn't know what he's saying.
- 00:03:04,301 --> 00:03:06,005 We gotta get him into a lab.
- 00:03:06,005 --> 00:03:07,542 My lab. The lab.
- 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,286 Tyrannis: So your plan is to blow him up?
- 00:03:13,353 --> 00:03:16,192 Sounds like it might do a little bit more harm than good, don't you think?
- 00:03:16,225 --> 00:03:18,062 Hippocampus: You're not getting it. This bad boy reduce--
- 00:03:18,096 --> 00:03:20,601 Tyrannis: This isn't a bad boy. This is a death machine.
- 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,639 Deliria: Just let him explain, Ty.
- 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:25,110 Hippocampus: This big ol' blastin' bad boy
- 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:28,283 reduces anything to its binary essences.
- 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:30,688 Stupendous: Uh, in language, please?
- 00:03:30,755 --> 00:03:32,424 Hippocampus: Dad's a mantitaur, right?
- 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:34,530 So he's part centaur, part manticore.
- 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:37,569 And a manticore is a man, scorpion, lion, and eagle.
- 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:39,438 I identify the sick element,
- 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:41,810 treat it, and I zap him back together.
- 00:03:41,844 --> 00:03:43,981 I built in a "reverse-zapper." Pretty cool.
- 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,655 Hit that and it puts the parts back together and Dad is saved.
- 00:03:47,722 --> 00:03:50,293 Stupendous: Are you sure this Dad-splitter will work?
- 00:03:50,326 --> 00:03:52,331 Hippocampus: Why don't you ask this ailouromus.
- 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:55,236 Part cat, part mouse. And...
- 00:03:57,675 --> 00:03:59,378 There you have it. [Cat meows]
- 00:03:59,412 --> 00:04:01,115 [Mouse squeaks] [Cat slurps]
- 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:03,554 Hippocampus: Ignore that part. Deliria: I'm not sure I can.
- 00:04:03,587 --> 00:04:05,692 Hippocampus: Well, does anyone else have a better idea?
- 00:04:05,725 --> 00:04:08,698 Tyrannis: Yes. Mom, fix Dad. Deliria: I told you I can't.
- 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:11,369 Tyrannis: Well, can! I mean, be able to!
- 00:04:11,436 --> 00:04:13,874 If you can't, can't you just...can?
- 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,477 [Shlub wheezing]
- 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:17,582 Stupendous: I don't think we got a lot of time here.
- 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:19,484 Deliria: Hippo, just do it. I trust you.
- 00:04:19,484 --> 00:04:21,790 Blow him up. I can't watch this.
- 00:04:26,365 --> 00:04:28,303 Hippocampus: It worked! I give you
- 00:04:28,303 --> 00:04:30,875 Centaur Shlub and Manticore Shlub!
- 00:04:30,909 --> 00:04:34,048 Stupendous: And they're both Shlub? Hippocampus: Well...
- 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:35,651 Centaur: What is "Shlub"?
- 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:37,187 Manticore: I think it's a sound.
- 00:04:37,187 --> 00:04:39,793 Like "pfft" or [blows raspberry].
- 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,897 Tyrannis: Neither of them is Shlub? That seems wrong.
- 00:04:41,963 --> 00:04:43,333 Hippocampus: They're not supposed to be.
- 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:44,368 They're his centaur
- 00:04:44,468 --> 00:04:46,673 and manticore essences.
- 00:04:48,711 --> 00:04:49,746 Huh?
- 00:04:51,983 --> 00:04:53,085 Hold on.
- 00:04:54,722 --> 00:04:57,494 Tyrannis: That's a dragon. I thought the wings were from an eagle.
- 00:04:57,528 --> 00:05:00,601 Dragon: Eagle. Pfft. Man: Pfft.
- 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:03,072 Centaur: Shlub. [Lion wheezes]
- 00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:05,611 Hippocampus: Just as I suspected. It's his lion.
- 00:05:05,611 --> 00:05:07,014 Stupendous: Can you make it better?
- 00:05:07,081 --> 00:05:08,216 Hippocampus: It's too far gone.
- 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,485 Our only option is to replace
- 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:11,289 his lion with a healthy one.
- 00:05:11,322 --> 00:05:13,293 You're the obvious choice. Let's split you up,
- 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:16,365 take out your presumably healthy lion, slap you back together again.
- 00:05:16,365 --> 00:05:18,670 Tyrannis: I'm sorry. Did you say my healthy lion?
- 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,373 Hippocampus: Yeah. You're part Dad and part Mom.
- 00:05:20,406 --> 00:05:22,144 So you're also a manticore,
- 00:05:22,211 --> 00:05:24,348 which means you're a lion, bro.
- 00:05:24,381 --> 00:05:26,587 Tyrannis: Now hold on just a-- thank you.
- 00:05:26,654 --> 00:05:29,459 But if having a sick lion is doing this to Dad,
- 00:05:29,526 --> 00:05:31,329 won't having no lion really screw me up?
- 00:05:31,362 --> 00:05:33,668 Hippocampus: You should be fine. Tyrannis: If I should be fine,
- 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,071 why don't we split you up and use your lion?
- 00:05:36,071 --> 00:05:37,976 Hippocampus: I would do it, but I'm the only guy here
- 00:05:37,976 --> 00:05:39,512 who knows the technology.
- 00:05:39,546 --> 00:05:41,684 Stupendous: I'm not part lion. Wish I was.
- 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,854 Tyrannis: Let's take a step back for a second.
- 00:05:43,887 --> 00:05:46,259 Have we considered soup?
- 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,162 Stupendous: I think you're just scared.
- 00:05:48,196 --> 00:05:49,432 Tyrannis: Of course I'm scared! I mean,
- 00:05:49,498 --> 00:05:51,035 how safe even is this thing?
- 00:05:52,004 --> 00:05:53,508 Hippocampus: Aah!
- 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:55,410 [Atlantean gasping]
- 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,113 Tyrannis: Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
- 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:58,818 Stupendous: What did you do? Tyrannis: It was a mistake.
- 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:00,153 Who knew such a delicate piece of machinery
- 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:01,389 would be so slippery?
- 00:06:01,423 --> 00:06:02,592 There you go, bro.
- 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:03,961 Atlantean: I'm not your bro.
- 00:06:03,995 --> 00:06:05,497 And you don't know what you're doing.
- 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,033 I can tell from your stupid face.
- 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,604 Stupendous: What is this guy?
- 00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:10,040 Tyrannis: An Atlantean, from the looks of it.
- 00:06:10,106 --> 00:06:11,275 Pretty unpleasant for no reason.
- 00:06:11,309 --> 00:06:12,444 Stupendous: Yeah, he definitely
- 00:06:12,477 --> 00:06:13,815 doesn't have Hippo's charm.
- 00:06:13,848 --> 00:06:15,316 Atlantean: That's because I'm not Hippo,
- 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,687 you pinheads. I'm my own thing.
- 00:06:16,687 --> 00:06:19,593 Deliria: Is he better yet? [Gasps]
- 00:06:19,659 --> 00:06:21,295 Oh, no! Where's Hippo?
- 00:06:21,329 --> 00:06:22,832 And which one of you is my Shlub?
- 00:06:22,832 --> 00:06:25,336 Dragon: Well, we know which lion is Shlub's.
- 00:06:25,336 --> 00:06:27,307 [Lion wheezing]
- 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:29,746 Dragon: I'm sorry. That was rude.
- 00:06:29,846 --> 00:06:31,583 Deliria: Ty, what have you done?
- 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,119 Tyrannis: What have I done? What have you done?
- 00:06:33,186 --> 00:06:34,589 I'm actually working to save Dad.
- 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:36,359 I was about to give him my lion.
- 00:06:36,426 --> 00:06:37,728 Stupendous: "About to" is for
- 00:06:37,762 --> 00:06:40,133 horseshoe crabs and pomegranates.
- 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,903 It's an expression!
- 00:06:41,937 --> 00:06:43,774 Tyrannis: So are you going to step in?
- 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,747 Deliria: No, I'm--I'm--I'm busy. But you must fix this.
- 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,851 Tyrannis: You heard the lady. I'm in charge here now,
- 00:06:48,884 --> 00:06:51,489 and I'm gonna save Dad. [Atlantean laughs]
- 00:06:51,489 --> 00:06:53,861 Tyrannis: Oh, you think I can't? Well, guess what?
- 00:06:53,861 --> 00:06:56,534 I'm gonna--whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
- 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,169 [Cat meows] [Dog barks]
- 00:06:58,202 --> 00:07:00,440 Tyrannis: Damn my commitment to moisturizing!
- 00:07:02,946 --> 00:07:04,649 Tyrannis: We'll need to keep the Shlub essences
- 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,319 and the Hippo essences together,
- 00:07:06,352 --> 00:07:08,724 because I don't know what happens if they get mixed up.
- 00:07:08,757 --> 00:07:09,625 Stupendous: You know who would probably
- 00:07:09,826 --> 00:07:11,864 know what happens? Tyrannis and Stupendous: Hippo.
- 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,568 Tyrannis: Yeah, I get it. I hate to pull rank here,
- 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:15,036 but Dad is my actual dad.
- 00:07:15,069 --> 00:07:16,439 He's just your stepdad,
- 00:07:16,473 --> 00:07:18,209 so please just go along with my plan.
- 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:20,080 Stupendous: Are you sure you didn't make all this happen
- 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,850 so you could be in charge? Atlantean: I think he did.
- 00:07:21,883 --> 00:07:23,587 Tyrannis: You're an essence. You don't know me.
- 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:25,592 I'm the king, so I'm always in charge.
- 00:07:25,592 --> 00:07:27,629 You know, in general. I promise you, Stupe,
- 00:07:27,662 --> 00:07:29,732 this wasn't the plan, but it is what it is.
- 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,670 Centaur: It's called turning a whoopsie-daisy
- 00:07:31,736 --> 00:07:33,507 into an oops-urtunity.
- 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,009 Tyrannis: Do you all have personalities?
- 00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:36,846 Because that will be a lot to keep track of.
- 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,482 Man: Humans are, like, a newer thing in the world,
- 00:07:38,482 --> 00:07:39,853 so I think I'm still finding mine.
- 00:07:39,886 --> 00:07:41,355 Dragon: And scorpions don't talk,
- 00:07:41,355 --> 00:07:42,559 though they communicate somehow.
- 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:44,095 Maybe through smells.
- 00:07:44,128 --> 00:07:45,564 Dragons are know-it-alls.
- 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,368 Stupendous: Are any of you Dad-parts,
- 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:49,539 like, really horny?
- 00:07:50,575 --> 00:07:52,578 Wow. Trippy. Tyrannis: You know what?
- 00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:54,214 This is gonna get very confusing.
- 00:07:54,214 --> 00:07:56,018 We need to be smart about this.
- 00:07:56,052 --> 00:07:58,088 You want to help, you can keep track of them with these.
- 00:07:58,122 --> 00:08:00,627 Stupendous: This is a good use of my time and talents.
- 00:08:00,694 --> 00:08:03,767 Tyrannis: Now I will carefully blow up Hippo's mantitaur.
- 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,036 Mantitaur: Wait, wait!
- 00:08:07,173 --> 00:08:10,848 Tyrannis: Are we ready? Manticore: Is "we" just me? Aah!
- 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,652 Deliria: Let's see. We've got the fire,
- 00:08:12,685 --> 00:08:15,525 the swirly stick, a fork you can comb your hair with.
- 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:17,562 Where's the thing? Oh! Kolax: Deliria,
- 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:19,197 what are you doing in the kitchen?
- 00:08:19,231 --> 00:08:21,035 Deliria: My husband isn't feeling well, and I want to
- 00:08:21,035 --> 00:08:22,639 surprise him with something special.
- 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:24,509 Kolax: Do you need help?
- 00:08:24,509 --> 00:08:25,745 Deliria: Of course not. I'm a goddess.
- 00:08:25,778 --> 00:08:28,416 I know how to make...lunch.
- 00:08:28,449 --> 00:08:30,922 Kolax: OK, well, what's for...lunch?
- 00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:32,424 Deliria: Something he had in a dream.
- 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:33,761 It's a party for the mouth.
- 00:08:33,794 --> 00:08:35,865 And complicated, yet simple.
- 00:08:35,931 --> 00:08:37,635 And that it came in a dish.
- 00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:39,939 That's all I know. That, and that he loves it
- 00:08:39,939 --> 00:08:42,745 and that I want to make it for him. He woke up salivating.
- 00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:45,718 Kolax: OK, so maybe it's a dry kind of food?
- 00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:46,887 Deliria: Oh, I know he loves dry food,
- 00:08:46,953 --> 00:08:48,423 especially when it gets wet
- 00:08:48,456 --> 00:08:51,129 and then dry again, like lasagna.
- 00:08:51,129 --> 00:08:53,199 Kolax: So...lasagna?
- 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,370 Deliria: If you're going to help me, you need to be serious.
- 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:56,807 Kolax: I'm serious. We're going to
- 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:59,045 figure this out together. You and me.
- 00:08:59,111 --> 00:09:01,482 A servant and a goddess.
- 00:09:01,549 --> 00:09:02,785 Deliria: Don't do that.
- 00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:04,556 Tyrannis: It's OK, everyone. It's OK.
- 00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:05,791 I'm not here to hurt you.
- 00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:07,360 I'm here to make you better.
- 00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:08,797 There's nothing to be afraid of.
- 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:10,601 Centaur: It's a weird experience, having
- 00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:12,706 the essences I've shared a body with split like this.
- 00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:14,007 Like I'm feeling a breeze
- 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,811 that's blowing in a different city.
- 00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:17,581 Centaur 2: Right on. Man: But we're not supposed
- 00:09:17,615 --> 00:09:19,251 to be here, man.
- 00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:21,155 We're not supposed to exist!
- 00:09:21,155 --> 00:09:23,326 Centaur: But if you think about it, is anything
- 00:09:23,326 --> 00:09:24,729 supposed to exist?
- 00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:26,600 Dragon: Nerd! Dragon 2: Nerd.
- 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,002 Man: Don't worry. I'm scared, too.
- 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,773 We should probably stick together.
- 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,643 Tyrannis: No, you shouldn't. Everyone stay sorted
- 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:34,248 until we-- Stupendous: Done with the ribbons!
- 00:09:34,314 --> 00:09:37,655 Unless you want me to put the blue ones on, too.
- 00:09:37,722 --> 00:09:39,125 Tyrannis: Of course. Of course. Well,
- 00:09:39,158 --> 00:09:41,229 that's a later this afternoon problem.
- 00:09:41,295 --> 00:09:42,598 I just need the--yes!
- 00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:44,334 That's a healthy, little lion guy.
- 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:45,705 Now, let's get to swapping.
- 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:48,410 [Atlantean laughing]
- 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:51,916 Tyrannis: W-Why? What have you done? Why would you do that?
- 00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:54,254 Atlantean: Maybe I'm protective of my fellow essence.
- 00:09:54,288 --> 00:09:55,591 Maybe I wanted to punish you.
- 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,595 Maybe I have no impulse control.
- 00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:58,630 Dealer's choice!
- 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,402 [Laughing] Hey!
- 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,773 Stupendous: I'm doing this for Hippo. He'd get it.
- 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:05,645 Tyrannis: Well, that's just great. Now we don't have
- 00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,113 a healthy lion we can use.
- 00:10:07,113 --> 00:10:08,684 Dragon: Sure we do. It's in you.
- 00:10:08,751 --> 00:10:10,052 Tyrannis: Can you please stay out of this?
- 00:10:10,119 --> 00:10:11,623 Stupendous: Ty, that's part of Dad.
- 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:13,426 You can't be mad at Dad. He's sick.
- 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:16,031 Tyrannis: I know he's sick. That's why we need another lion.
- 00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:18,136 Stupendous: Well, you didn't seem to know he was sick before.
- 00:10:18,136 --> 00:10:20,040 Now, Hippo might know what to do.
- 00:10:20,073 --> 00:10:21,910 Tyrannis: We don't have time to put Hippo back together.
- 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:23,647 We don't even know which things are him.
- 00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:25,250 Dragon: I bet we could figure it out.
- 00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,586 Tyrannis: No. You know what?
- 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:27,922 No more splitting up this family.
- 00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:29,592 At least not on purpose. Starting now.
- 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,229 Stupendous: If you say so.
- 00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:32,599 Tyrannis: I've been thinking about this all wrong.
- 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,901 Atlantean: You think? Ha!
- 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,270 Tyrannis: We need another mantitaur.
- 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:36,739 The only other mantitaur.
- 00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:38,677 Bring me Paizo.
- 00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,313 Paizo: What is the meaning of this?
- 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,685 I demand to know.
- 00:10:42,752 --> 00:10:45,357 Great polymorphous perversity, Shlub, man.
- 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,793 What have you gotten into?
- 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,329 Tyrannis: Paizo! Great to see you.
- 00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:50,300 Now, just so I've done my due diligence here,
- 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:53,306 would you confirm for me that you're a mantitaur
- 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:54,943 exactly like my father Shlub?
- 00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:57,080 Paizo: Obviously. In fact, I'm third generation.
- 00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:59,553 I'm very proud of being a mantitaur.
- 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,957 I couldn't imagine living any other way.
- 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:03,794 Dragon: Did he say third generation?
- 00:11:03,794 --> 00:11:05,697 Tyrannis: Here we go. Maximum power.
- 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,808 Stupendous: Whoa. There's so many of them.
- 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:13,345 Dragon: Hmm. I guess that makes sense.
- 00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:15,250 Tyrannis: I did it. We have all the lions
- 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,020 we could ever want to smoosh into Dad.
- 00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:18,289 We can throw one in for Hippo, too!
- 00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:19,592 [Voices talking at once]
- 00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:20,728 Lion: Thinking what I'm thinking?
- 00:11:20,794 --> 00:11:22,998 [Voices talking at once]
- 00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,775 Man: It didn't even occur to me to try to escape.
- 00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:29,579 [Panting] Uhh! Tyrannis: No!
- 00:11:29,613 --> 00:11:31,015 If you leave, you can never recombine
- 00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:32,851 exactly as you were before!
- 00:11:32,851 --> 00:11:35,123 Stay where you are! How is it so hard to replace
- 00:11:35,157 --> 00:11:37,493 a sick lion essence in a mantitaur?
- 00:11:37,595 --> 00:11:38,998 Red dragon: Hey, guys. Dragons: Hey.
- 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,435 Kolax: OK, we've already tried crunchy, sweet,
- 00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:43,740 hard, round, plump, and juicy.
- 00:11:43,773 --> 00:11:45,711 Does any of this seem right?
- 00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:47,715 Deliria: Yes, but there might have been one more.
- 00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:49,184 Salt! That was it. Wait.
- 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,821 Never mind. That was a sex thing.
- 00:11:50,854 --> 00:11:52,725 But I wouldn't rule it out for food, too.
- 00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,529 Stupendous: What's happening in here?
- 00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:55,764 Deliria: We're making lunch!
- 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:57,602 Kolax: And we're getting close!
- 00:11:57,635 --> 00:11:59,038 Deliria: I heard Paizo getting dragged in
- 00:11:59,071 --> 00:12:00,473 against his will earlier.
- 00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:01,643 Does that mean Shlub is better?
- 00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:03,279 Stupendous: Um, no, not yet,
- 00:12:03,345 --> 00:12:04,447 but we're working on it.
- 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,051 I was just wondering if maybe,
- 00:12:06,085 --> 00:12:08,356 you know, you've reconsidered
- 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:09,959 trying to use your powers.
- 00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:11,529 Deliria: Can't you see that I'm busy?
- 00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:13,165 And this kitchen was so disorganized.
- 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,069 I mean, who needs so many mugs?
- 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:16,739 Stupendous: You can put anything in a mug.
- 00:12:16,739 --> 00:12:17,908 Deliria: Not this lunch, you can't.
- 00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:19,244 No, no, this lunch
- 00:12:19,311 --> 00:12:20,614 goes in a dish
- 00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,885 and it's cold, wet, chunky, dry,
- 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,856 and it all works in perfect harmony.
- 00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:26,526 Kolax: Here. Try this.
- 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,695 Deliria: We're getting close.
- 00:12:27,761 --> 00:12:28,764 Try all the same things
- 00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:30,534 together, but don't stir.
- 00:12:30,568 --> 00:12:32,236 Kolax: Don't stir? Are you sure?
- 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:33,941 Deliria: Am I sure? Yes, I'm sure.
- 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:36,580 Pile all the stuff on top of each other one by one.
- 00:12:36,647 --> 00:12:38,884 Stupendous: I know this is important,
- 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,621 but things are really bad in there.
- 00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,958 Deliria: Please, let me do this cheese!
- 00:12:45,162 --> 00:12:47,200 [Crying]
- 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:52,277 Tyrannis: Where did you go? Stupendous: After the Paizo thing,
- 00:12:52,277 --> 00:12:53,981 I just thought I'd ask Mom if maybe--
- 00:12:54,047 --> 00:12:55,618 Tyrannis: Why? She's already made it clear
- 00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:57,053 that she won't help. I'm the only hope.
- 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,958 Stupendous: Right. So on the battlefield,
- 00:12:58,991 --> 00:13:01,963 we have a special word for this: a mess.
- 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:04,367 But, Mom, she's-- she's acting really weird.
- 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:05,605 Tyrannis: She's acting selfish and dramatic
- 00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:06,907 and utterly unhelpful.
- 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,711 That's not weird at all. That's Mom.
- 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,815 Stupendous: I don't know. It's a little different this time.
- 00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:12,217 She's, like, making things
- 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,354 with her hands. In the kitchen.
- 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:17,060 Tyrannis: Unbelievable. If I were a god, I'd fix Dad right away.
- 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,932 Stupendous: Me, too. Sucks only being half a god.
- 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,268 Tyrannis: Wait a minute. That's right.
- 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,439 I'm half Mom. If I split myself,
- 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:24,709 the god side of me can do what
- 00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:26,646 Mom has been refusing to do.
- 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,149 Then I can save Dad and probably
- 00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:29,852 clean all this up real fast, too.
- 00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:31,455 Stupendous: You really think that'll work?
- 00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:34,395 Tyrannis: We've gotta try. Now: explode me.
- 00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:35,463 Stupendous: Finally.
- 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,284 God Ty: Bring me Shlub's lion.
- 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:55,403 Seriously? [Laughter]
- 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,608 One of you dragons, check to see if it's getting any better.
- 00:13:57,642 --> 00:14:00,715 Dragon: It's hard to tell with all the flowers in the way.
- 00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:03,018 [Laughter]
- 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,326 Stupendous: Dad would have loved this.
- 00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,833 [Lion wheezing]
- 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:12,504 Dragon: It died. Our lion part died.
- 00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:16,445 Centaur: What does this mean for Foon-Foon?
- 00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:19,952 I've decided to call myself Foon-Foon.
- 00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:27,467 Man: Game over, man! Game over!
- 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,970 [Crying]
- 00:14:29,004 --> 00:14:30,641 Dragon: All right, where are my guys?
- 00:14:30,641 --> 00:14:32,545 Might as well smoosh back up and see what happens.
- 00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:34,347 Atlantean: Oh, no, I'm not smooshing back up.
- 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:36,351 I was never planning to smoosh back up.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,356 Dragon: Well, maybe we should explore new combinations.
- 00:14:38,422 --> 00:14:41,228 I think all the dragons together could be pretty cool.
- 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:42,898 Man: What would that mean for me?
- 00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:44,034 Dragon: I don't know, but don't think you can
- 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,570 start asking us for rides.
- 00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:46,940 Stupendous: What are you doing? I really think
- 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,409 you should give me the zapper.
- 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,046 God Ty: I refuse to believe that there isn't
- 00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:52,250 a powerful god inside me that can fix Dad.
- 00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:55,223 Dragon: OK, now, let's see. I guess that's just
- 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:57,393 what happens when you split a god?
- 00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:59,298 More of that god?
- 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,536 Stupendous: It's not working. Maybe your god side
- 00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:02,771 is not that strong.
- 00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:04,174 God Ty: But there's progress.
- 00:15:06,312 --> 00:15:08,015 Dragon: Hey, can we get the thingy over here?
- 00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:09,985 God Ty: Not right now. I'm trying something.
- 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:13,091 Dragon: Great. Let's just try smooshing.
- 00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:16,265 [All grunting]
- 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,035 Dragon: At a certain point, we have to acknowledge
- 00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:20,105 that what we're doing looks a little foolish.
- 00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:24,414 Stupendous: Ty, this is crazy. Just shoot your manticore,
- 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:26,384 take the lion, and get this over with
- 00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:29,290 so everyone can go back to how they're supposed to be.
- 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,635 Super God Ty: I'm getting there. I was right.
- 00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:37,674 There's a powerful god in me, and it's pretty fun!
- 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,551 Ty God Core: Stupey, look at me!
- 00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:45,658 Stupendous: Stupey? Ty God Core: I am a god.
- 00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,995 Stupendous: I see that. So are you gonna save Dad?
- 00:15:47,995 --> 00:15:49,264 Ty God Core: What's that now?
- 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,738 [Dance music playing]
- 00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:58,584 I don't think it's what I meant to do,
- 00:15:58,617 --> 00:15:59,953 but I'm happy it happened.
- 00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:01,255 Stupendous: Ty! Ty God Core: What?
- 00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:02,724 Look at all the puppets dancing.
- 00:16:02,758 --> 00:16:04,996 You know who'd like to see this?
- 00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:06,967 Deliria: My God, Kolax, I think we did it.
- 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,503 Kolax: Who would have believed it would work?
- 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,373 A dip of 7 layers.
- 00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:13,379 Deliria: The cold shredded cheese is so wrong it's right.
- 00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:15,282 Oh, the perverse things that come out of
- 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,255 my beautiful Shlub's mind. Thank you for helping me.
- 00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:21,128 I've just been feeling so helpless.
- 00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:24,234 Which is weird for me. My husband's very ill.
- 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,037 I don't know if he's going to get better.
- 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:27,708 And I don't think I can save him.
- 00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:30,814 Kolax: So you're saying there's a chance for us?
- 00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:32,116 Deliria: What? What?
- 00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:33,452 Kolax: Misread the signals.
- 00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:35,056 Forget it. Misread the signals.
- 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:36,559 Deliria: Aah!
- 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,830 [Dance music playing] Put me down.
- 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:42,070 Ty God Core: Mom, check it out! I'm a god just like you!
- 00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:43,540 Greater than you! A whole other
- 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,344 level of greatness, it seems like!
- 00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:47,982 [Laughs]
- 00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:49,652 Deliria: What is happening with Shlub?
- 00:16:49,652 --> 00:16:51,722 Ty God Core: Hold on, hold on, I've got to do something.
- 00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:57,702 Deliria: No! Not a low pony. Ty, be reasonable!
- 00:16:57,702 --> 00:16:59,772 Ty God Core: No one looks good with a lo-ny.
- 00:16:59,806 --> 00:17:01,543 Ha ha! Oh, Mom, lighten up.
- 00:17:01,576 --> 00:17:03,279 I'm just teasing you. It's funny.
- 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,149 Stupendous: You know how people go mad with power?
- 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,420 Ty's gone stupid with god power.
- 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,159 Deliria: Stop this right now. I am your mother.
- 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,736 Ty God Core: Oh, look at that. Who's the mother now?
- 00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:17,675 Deliria: Ty, you need to stop playing around and let me go.
- 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,579 Ty God Core: Can't risk you zapping me again.
- 00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:22,183 That wasn't very nice. I'm just trying to help here.
- 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,889 Deliria: Well, then at least use your god powers for good.
- 00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,324 Ty God Core: I could say the same to you.
- 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:29,397 Strong bird point. [Birds chirping]
- 00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,768 That is fun!
- 00:17:31,603 --> 00:17:33,907 Deliria: It's not that I didn't want to help.
- 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,512 When I'm upset, I can't trust my powers.
- 00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:39,117 I was afraid if I intervened, I might mess it all up
- 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:41,321 and I'd be the one to kill him, OK?
- 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,860 I thought he'd be in better hands with you children.
- 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:53,747 Tyrannis: Oh, wow. I think I've had this dream before.
- 00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:56,418 So, um, did I fix Dad?
- 00:17:56,485 --> 00:18:00,092 Stupendous: No! He's actually gotten worse. His lion died.
- 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:03,065 Deliria: I knew it. I could feel it in my bones.
- 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:05,102 And now I don't even know what parts of this
- 00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:07,073 puppet show are the rest of him.
- 00:18:07,073 --> 00:18:09,244 I'll never be able to say good-bye.
- 00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:11,247 Tyrannis: Stupe, why aren't you freaking out?
- 00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:13,620 Stupendous: I'm not freaking out because I realized
- 00:18:13,653 --> 00:18:15,389 how I can fix this.
- 00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:17,393 How I can save my dad.
- 00:18:17,426 --> 00:18:20,032 I'm half-god, too, and I think I can help.
- 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,571 Just watch out for the cyclops.
- 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:27,547 God Stupendous: It's smooshing time.
- 00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,423 Cyclops: Ha-ha-ha-ha.
- 00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:36,131 Hippocampus: Yeah.
- 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,986 Shlub: Darling, this is absolutely incredible.
- 00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:48,489 You made this? It's like you
- 00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:50,026 fished it out of my brain's
- 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,696 deepest pleasure center.
- 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,733 Kolax: I helped. Ooh! Deliria: Here,
- 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,002 try it with these.
- 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:56,872 They don't exist in our world yet.
- 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,144 [Shlub munching]
- 00:18:59,144 --> 00:19:01,682 Mm. Mm-hmm! Ha ha!
- 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,254 Stupendous: So what was it like being all exploded like that?
- 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:05,724 Shlub: Well, at first I didn't even know
- 00:19:05,757 --> 00:19:08,161 I was having an out-of-body experience.
- 00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:09,431 I thought I was just sleeping.
- 00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,068 You know I'm a good sleeper.
- 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:12,436 I slept through an ice age.
- 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,041 Deliria: And peed for 6 months
- 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,343 straight after he woke up.
- 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,280 Shlub: But this, well, this was different.
- 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,317 I was sliding in and out of awareness--
- 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:23,292 rhythmically, sensuously, with increasing intensity.
- 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,331 I suppose that's why they call death "the little love."
- 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,201 Hippocampus: Thanks for explaining it all, by the way.
- 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,805 At first I thought some of it didn't make any sense,
- 00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,511 but it all did make sense. Every part of it.
- 00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:34,314 Ty: Well, I, for one, am happy that
- 00:19:34,314 --> 00:19:36,184 you're not dead, and I mean that.
- 00:19:36,184 --> 00:19:37,621 Shlub: Why would you not mean it?
- 00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,423 Stupendous: I think he means people can act
- 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:41,795 in surprising ways in an emergency.
- 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:44,200 Shlub: Did you do something surprising while I was out?
- 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,304 Deliria: Let's just say no and leave it at that.
- 00:19:46,304 --> 00:19:48,342 Tyrannis: And neither did Stupe.
- 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,513 She saved you, you know.
- 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:54,120 Shlub: Thank you, Stupe. I can always count on my daughter.
- 00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:56,626 Stupendous: It was nothin' you wouldn't have done for me.
- 00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:59,263 Shlub: Now, there's one more thing that happened while I was out.
- 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,535 I couldn't stop thinking about Paizo.
- 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:04,040 Isn't that odd? I'd love to see him.
- 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,478 Tyrannis: So we can't be sure, but--
- 00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:08,349 Hippocampus: Paizo exploded and there's a not insignificant
- 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:10,052 chance that he's in both of us right now.
- 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,958 Tyrannis: It got pretty messy, but it all worked out.
- 00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:15,229 Stupendous: Well, not for Paizo.
- 00:20:15,263 --> 00:20:16,799 Shlub: Focus on the positives.
- 00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,235 We're all Paizoed up.
- 00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:20,907 Rest in peace, good fellow. Or...
- 00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:22,410 Hippocampus: Rest in pieces. Right. Tyrannis: In pieces.
- 00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,815 Shlub: Rest in pieces because...
- 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,319 Tyrannis: It's the pieces of Paizo that-- Hippocampus: We get it, Dad.
- 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,190 Shlub: Good night, sweet prince.
- 00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:30,927 Tyrannis: Oh, wait, Dad, I got a good one.
- 00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:33,733 Now that's... Tyrannis and Shlub: A piece of Paizo.
- 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,970 [Laughter]
- 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:36,972 Hippocampus: How is that funny?
- 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,559 Centaur: Hello? Is anyone there?
- 00:20:47,427 --> 00:20:48,897 Manticore: Hello? I'm here.
- 00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:51,401 Centaur: Oh, you scared me a little bit.
- 00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:53,272 Manticore: I did? Boo!
- 00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:55,644 [Both laugh] Manticore: I'm just kidding.
- 00:20:55,678 --> 00:20:57,279 Dragon: We just came from Krapopolis,
- 00:20:57,313 --> 00:20:59,985 but I have zero memory of anything before.
- 00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:02,758 Centaur: Me, too! Manticore: You won't believe this,
- 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,361 but me, too.
- 00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:05,663 Centaur: I hope this isn't inappropriate,
- 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,500 but I feel a strong attraction
- 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,370 to all of you. Physically.
- 00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:11,241 It's almost like I've just fallen in love.
- 00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:13,478 Manticore: Me, too. Lion: I've never felt
- 00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:16,318 such an instant attraction like this.
- 00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:18,455 Dragon: So. Should we explore it?
- 00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:21,696 Centaur: I mean, I can't think of a single reason why not.
- 00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:25,269 Manticore: What's a couple if you can be a quadruple?
- 00:21:25,302 --> 00:21:28,442 [Laughter]
- 00:21:28,475 --> 00:21:30,479 Whispering voice: Paizo. Voice: Hey.
- 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,416 Man: Did you get any of that?
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