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Крапокалипсис
Krapocalypse
Сезон: 02Серия: 05
Описание
Пока Гиппокамп недоволен тем, что Ступендус моет свои окровавленные мечи в бассейне, в котором он спит, Тираннис сообщает Гиппокампу, Ступендус и Шлубу о извержении вулкана Крапополис. Он признается, что был проклят Хроносом: Персонификацией Времени за то, что тот перепутал его с Кроносом: Царём Титанов, и попал во временную петлю. Чтобы исправить это, Делирия планирует найти способ помочь Тираннису снять проклятие, наложенное на него Хроносом. Делирия узнает, что Хронос проклял Тиранниса за то, что тот построил Крапополис рядом с вулканом, и это заставляет Тиранниса задуматься о спасении города, найдя способ нейтрализовать вулкан Крапополис с помощью остальной части своей семьи.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,939 --> 00:00:04,442 Hippocampus: It's a simple request.
- 00:00:04,442 --> 00:00:06,213 Stop cleaning your dirty battle swords
- 00:00:06,213 --> 00:00:08,317 in the pool where I sleep.
- 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:11,189 If I don't clean them, the blood turns to rust.
- 00:00:11,323 --> 00:00:13,561 Then do it literally anywhere else!
- 00:00:13,661 --> 00:00:16,232 Shlub: Good news, children. I'm taking to the sea.
- 00:00:16,299 --> 00:00:18,003 If the tides are in my favor,
- 00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:20,174 this time on the morrow I'll be singing shanties
- 00:00:20,241 --> 00:00:22,612 with the Saharans.
- 00:00:23,013 --> 00:00:24,716 I breathe water.
- 00:00:24,716 --> 00:00:27,388 Anything you put in the water goes into my body.
- 00:00:27,455 --> 00:00:29,158 Tyrannis: Shut up and listen.
- 00:00:29,158 --> 00:00:31,128 Sorry, but in one minute, Mount Krapopolis
- 00:00:31,228 --> 00:00:33,033 is going to erupt, and we're all going to die,
- 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,001 hence the tone.
- 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,303 [Rumbling]
- 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,774 We need to get to higher ground.
- 00:00:36,807 --> 00:00:38,143 No! We stay and fight!
- 00:00:38,177 --> 00:00:40,782 No! We stay and eat! I had a good run.
- 00:00:40,815 --> 00:00:43,120 Why waste breakfast quail?
- 00:00:43,153 --> 00:00:45,391 All: Whoa!
- 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:48,765 Wait. How did you know the volcano was gonna erupt?
- 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:51,402 Because this is the 60th time I've lived this day
- 00:00:51,435 --> 00:00:53,206 I've been cursed by Chronos.
- 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,843 I think I pronounced his name wrong or something.
- 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:56,747 Shlub: Oh, Cronos, Zeus' father.
- 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,116 No. Shh. that's the whole--
- 00:00:58,150 --> 00:00:59,318 you're gonna piss him off even more.
- 00:00:59,318 --> 00:01:00,755 There's two Chronoses.
- 00:01:00,788 --> 00:01:02,158 One is Zeus's father,
- 00:01:02,191 --> 00:01:03,393 and one is the elder god of time.
- 00:01:03,426 --> 00:01:05,130 Shoot! The volcano is here.
- 00:01:05,164 --> 00:01:06,733 You guys go. I'll hold off this lava and--
- 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,935 aah!
- 00:01:07,969 --> 00:01:09,773 [All screaming]
- 00:01:09,806 --> 00:01:11,409 And 61.
- 00:01:37,495 --> 00:01:38,697 Aah!
- 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:41,971 Open the gate!
- 00:01:42,004 --> 00:01:43,273 Both: Who goes there?
- 00:01:43,307 --> 00:01:44,944 It's me Scott--King Tyrannis!
- 00:01:44,977 --> 00:01:46,681 Both: Hey! What are you doing out there?
- 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:48,183 Let's just go ahead and open the gate now, please.
- 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:50,353 Come on, come on. Ehh!
- 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:54,061 Sorry. I was much nicer the first 30 times we did this.
- 00:01:54,061 --> 00:01:56,132 Well, you did say, "please"
- 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,769 Tyrannis: Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 00:01:57,802 --> 00:01:59,506 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
- 00:02:01,677 --> 00:02:03,681 Why does there have to be so much running?
- 00:02:03,681 --> 00:02:06,553 If I don't clean them, the blood turns to rust.
- 00:02:06,587 --> 00:02:09,158 Then do it literally anywhere else!
- 00:02:09,224 --> 00:02:11,195 Tyrannis: OK, everyone. We got to go now!
- 00:02:11,228 --> 00:02:13,366 -[Grunting] -Stupendous: Uh...
- 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,170 Tyrannis: Listen. There's free ice cream outside.
- 00:02:15,204 --> 00:02:16,774 Meat ice cream!
- 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:18,210 Shlub: Good news, children.
- 00:02:18,243 --> 00:02:20,413 I'm off to battle the mighty hydradusa.
- 00:02:20,447 --> 00:02:22,786 Am I interrupting some horseplay?
- 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:24,255 You have to listen to me.
- 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:25,758 I've spent this last two months living
- 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:27,228 this day over and over.
- 00:02:27,261 --> 00:02:28,631 I know everything that's about to happen.
- 00:02:28,664 --> 00:02:30,601 OK. Then What's Dad gonna do next?
- 00:02:30,635 --> 00:02:32,237 He's actually the only person who's different every time.
- 00:02:32,271 --> 00:02:34,977 I'm famously erratic! Ha-cha!
- 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:37,683 -How convenient for you. -Not really!
- 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:38,918 [Rumbling]
- 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,420 Ah! It's too late again.
- 00:02:40,454 --> 00:02:41,957 While I've got you, maybe you can help me
- 00:02:41,991 --> 00:02:43,528 figure this out.
- 00:02:43,561 --> 00:02:45,030 Every day, the volcano erupts, everyone dies,
- 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:46,567 and no one remembers it but me.
- 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,103 I'm trying to stop it, but it's very stressful,
- 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:49,840 and I've had no success, and by the way,
- 00:02:49,873 --> 00:02:52,979 it's impossible to get sympathy from anyone about it.
- 00:02:53,013 --> 00:02:55,350 Hippocampus: Huh? Stupendous: Whoa!
- 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,323 So do you not even care about being burned up by lava?
- 00:02:58,356 --> 00:03:00,661 No, I care. It really, uh, sucks.
- 00:03:00,694 --> 00:03:02,899 -It really sucks. -Ah. I was hoping you'd say
- 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,335 it's really no big deal.
- 00:03:04,368 --> 00:03:06,072 I can say that if you want.
- 00:03:06,105 --> 00:03:07,909 [Screaming]
- 00:03:07,943 --> 00:03:09,411 We need to go now.
- 00:03:09,445 --> 00:03:11,215 The palace is the first thing engulfed by lava.
- 00:03:11,248 --> 00:03:13,186 Pfft! You're worried about a little lava.
- 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,756 Right. We've never talked about this.
- 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,325 Why do you think you're stronger than lava?
- 00:03:16,359 --> 00:03:18,096 Uh, because I am.
- 00:03:18,129 --> 00:03:19,599 [Boom]
- 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,336 Stupendous: Ohh! Shlub: Ohh!
- 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,939 I didn't see that coming.
- 00:03:22,973 --> 00:03:24,409 I just told you it was coming.
- 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:26,112 Have you tried apologizing to Chronos?
- 00:03:26,145 --> 00:03:27,481 He won't talk to me.
- 00:03:27,516 --> 00:03:29,653 I mean, can't Mom talk to him?
- 00:03:29,686 --> 00:03:33,627 -You haven't told Mom? -Uh...
- 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,264 [Screaming]
- 00:03:35,297 --> 00:03:36,733 Don't you think this one could be fun to figure out
- 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:37,969 for ourselves?
- 00:03:38,002 --> 00:03:39,272 [Screaming]
- 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,577 Mum is dead...somehow.
- 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:43,046 [Screaming]
- 00:03:43,079 --> 00:03:44,950 I have a peanut allergy.
- 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,386 [Screaming]
- 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:47,955 I just don't like asking Mum for help, OK?
- 00:03:47,989 --> 00:03:49,325 I'd rather die 11,000 deaths!
- 00:03:49,358 --> 00:03:51,195 [Screaming]
- 00:03:51,229 --> 00:03:54,201 All right. I'll ask her for help.
- 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,772 [Gasps]
- 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:56,841 Mother?
- 00:03:56,874 --> 00:03:58,076 ♪ Mother
- 00:03:58,109 --> 00:03:59,111 -Mother! -[Citizens screaming]
- 00:03:59,144 --> 00:04:00,247 Mother! Agh!
- 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,884 Mother!
- 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:03,320 Mother, I'm dying...
- 00:04:03,353 --> 00:04:05,290 to give you some cake.
- 00:04:05,323 --> 00:04:06,694 Deliria: What kind of cake?
- 00:04:06,727 --> 00:04:08,598 I don't like it when it's too wet.
- 00:04:08,631 --> 00:04:10,034 Hang on. Have you been that sparrow this whole time?
- 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:11,503 Fine. You caught me.
- 00:04:11,536 --> 00:04:12,973 Some mornings, I like to be a sparrow.
- 00:04:13,006 --> 00:04:14,341 I have sparrow friends.
- 00:04:14,374 --> 00:04:15,812 We engage in sparrow gossip.
- 00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:17,414 It's mostly about worms. Now where's this cake?
- 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:19,284 There is no cake. I need your help!
- 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:21,255 -Need or want? -Need!
- 00:04:21,289 --> 00:04:22,358 It's still a pass.
- 00:04:22,391 --> 00:04:23,761 [Rumbling]
- 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:25,397 I spent a week trying to find you,
- 00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:27,201 and now I'm going to die in lava again.
- 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,670 What do you mean again?
- 00:04:31,275 --> 00:04:32,979 -You're not running. -It doesn't matter.
- 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:35,751 I've been cursed by "Cronos." I die every day.
- 00:04:35,784 --> 00:04:37,655 -Do you mean Chronos? -Yeah, see, that's a problem.
- 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,593 I honestly can barely hear the difference.
- 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:41,362 "Cronos." "'Nos." "Cronos."
- 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:44,469 No. Chronos! Oh, Tyrannus.
- 00:04:44,503 --> 00:04:45,938 Is this why he cursed you?
- 00:04:45,972 --> 00:04:47,976 He's done this before, these loops in time.
- 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:49,580 Wait a minute. Am I in it?
- 00:04:49,613 --> 00:04:51,917 He put me in a time loop without my permission?
- 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:53,252 We need to stop this.
- 00:04:53,319 --> 00:04:54,689 It's too late, this loop.
- 00:04:54,723 --> 00:04:56,392 We have to do all this again?!
- 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:59,332 How do you think I feel? I'm in a time loop.
- 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,737 Aah! Ow! That's hot.
- 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:03,306 Tyrannus?
- 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,310 -I beg your pardon? -Yes.
- 00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:06,747 That offends you, doesn't it,
- 00:05:06,814 --> 00:05:08,383 stuck in someone else's time loop.
- 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:09,986 "Cronos" did this to you.
- 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:11,857 "Cronos"? Do you mean Chronos?
- 00:05:11,924 --> 00:05:13,359 Yes. He cursed me.
- 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:14,963 Do you think you could talk to him for me,
- 00:05:14,996 --> 00:05:16,465 get him to lift the curse?
- 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:18,069 Well, if that's what you need from me,
- 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:19,739 you're going to have to get better at asking quickly
- 00:05:19,772 --> 00:05:21,577 because I'm not a genie, Tyrannus.
- 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:23,379 I'm not the god of time,
- 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:25,985 so I need you to be quicker about getting my help.
- 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:27,621 Oh, that should be easy.
- 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:29,525 You know, you're actually kind of a difficult person.
- 00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:30,962 Not sure if you're aware of that.
- 00:05:30,995 --> 00:05:34,468 [Boom]
- 00:05:34,503 --> 00:05:36,372 Here, give me something to cut through the resistance,
- 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:38,110 something you'd never tell me unless you were sure
- 00:05:38,143 --> 00:05:39,646 I was going to die.
- 00:05:39,679 --> 00:05:41,482 Fine. If you're really going to die in lava,
- 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:42,719 how about this?
- 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:43,754 Tell me...
- 00:05:43,787 --> 00:05:46,459 [Gasps]
- 00:05:46,492 --> 00:05:48,430 You gave me up for adoption when I was 3,
- 00:05:48,463 --> 00:05:51,269 and there's an ogre who technically still owns me.
- 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:53,073 -Who told you that? -You did, Mum.
- 00:05:53,106 --> 00:05:55,477 I'm in a time loop. We need to talk about Chronos.
- 00:05:55,511 --> 00:05:57,247 Well, why didn't you say so?
- 00:05:57,247 --> 00:05:58,316 [Sparrow chirps]
- 00:05:58,349 --> 00:05:59,619 Why would he have worms?
- 00:06:04,094 --> 00:06:05,598 [Eagle screeches]
- 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:07,835 [Blues-like music playing]
- 00:06:13,814 --> 00:06:15,851 What's this I hear about you cursing my son?
- 00:06:15,885 --> 00:06:19,659 Oh! Hey, little man. Your mom's a god?
- 00:06:19,693 --> 00:06:21,997 -I didn't know that. -Look. He's a stupid human.
- 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:23,501 He got your name wrong.
- 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,269 He thought you were "Cronos." Who cares?
- 00:06:25,303 --> 00:06:29,044 Wait. Who the hell is "Cronos"? There's another Chronos?
- 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:31,449 I don't give a crap how you pronounce my name.
- 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:33,086 How petty do you think I am?
- 00:06:33,119 --> 00:06:36,158 I'm the god of time. My moments are centuries.
- 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:37,995 My experiences are millennia.
- 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:41,970 I eat stars, poop asteroids, and fight dinosaurs.
- 00:06:42,003 --> 00:06:43,406 Rawwr! Cah!
- 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,743 What's a dinosaur?
- 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:46,479 Something way cooler than a human.
- 00:06:46,547 --> 00:06:48,684 Whatever he did, let's work it out, shall we?
- 00:06:48,717 --> 00:06:50,086 I don't have all day.
- 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,724 Well, that's not true.
- 00:06:51,757 --> 00:06:53,961 What could he have possibly done to make you
- 00:06:53,961 --> 00:06:55,430 put him in a time loop?
- 00:06:55,463 --> 00:06:57,100 I didn't like this thing he said.
- 00:06:57,134 --> 00:06:58,670 What did I say?
- 00:07:00,073 --> 00:07:03,581 What the hell is all this crap that everybody's building?
- 00:07:03,614 --> 00:07:05,483 Uh, civil--civilization?
- 00:07:05,518 --> 00:07:07,320 You built it next to a volcano.
- 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:11,563 There's volcanoes all over the place, "Cronos," right?
- 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:13,868 -Chronos. -Oh, sorry. Uh...
- 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:17,341 -What if the volcano erupts? -Erupts?
- 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:19,312 I mean, I'm assuming eventually it will,
- 00:07:19,345 --> 00:07:21,950 but we don't really have time to think about things like that.
- 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,422 I mean, we have to take it one day at a time, you know?
- 00:07:24,455 --> 00:07:26,325 It doesn't make any sense.
- 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:27,896 Why would you build a city?
- 00:07:27,929 --> 00:07:30,267 Why would you even go down the road of doing
- 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,736 any of this stuff in a world
- 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:33,540 where there are volcanoes at all?
- 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:35,678 Well, with all due respect, these are questions
- 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:37,448 mortals can't really afford to ask ourselves.
- 00:07:37,481 --> 00:07:40,988 There are more important things, and we just don't have the time.
- 00:07:41,021 --> 00:07:42,725 Did you say "Cronos"?
- 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,230 What kind of an answer was that?
- 00:07:45,263 --> 00:07:47,234 This kid clearly needed his head straightened.
- 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,506 Deliria: All right, but now you've made your point.
- 00:07:49,539 --> 00:07:51,943 -Can't you let him out of this? -Yeah, I don't know.
- 00:07:51,977 --> 00:07:54,414 I don't know. Have I made my point?
- 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:56,118 I mean, the city's still there.
- 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:57,689 Well, that doesn't make sense.
- 00:07:57,722 --> 00:07:59,626 You're making him repeat the same day
- 00:07:59,659 --> 00:08:01,095 over and over again.
- 00:08:01,128 --> 00:08:02,732 That's not enough time to move a city.
- 00:08:02,765 --> 00:08:04,669 But if I do move the city,
- 00:08:04,702 --> 00:08:06,940 if I move every man, woman, and child, get them all out,
- 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,677 then would you let me out of this?
- 00:08:08,711 --> 00:08:11,215 If you got every single person out somehow?
- 00:08:11,248 --> 00:08:13,588 Sure. That's exactly the kind of thing that would
- 00:08:13,621 --> 00:08:14,923 make me reconsider.
- 00:08:14,956 --> 00:08:16,092 Power chord!
- 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:19,632 ♪ Raahhhhh
- 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,469 Oh, sorry. I thought the volcano
- 00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:23,006 was about to erupt.
- 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:25,677 Heh. So did I. You'd think after 94 times--
- 00:08:27,447 --> 00:08:29,620 What is it about goblin blood?
- 00:08:29,653 --> 00:08:31,288 -[Screech] -Aah!
- 00:08:31,322 --> 00:08:34,395 ♪ But instead, it was his arse ♪
- 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:35,731 -Huh! -Aah!
- 00:08:39,873 --> 00:08:41,309 This is the fourth time we've done this
- 00:08:41,342 --> 00:08:42,779 since Mum got on board.
- 00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:44,114 The first time, you argued until we died.
- 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:45,752 The second time, you told me your secrets,
- 00:08:45,785 --> 00:08:47,555 then argued until we died.
- 00:08:47,622 --> 00:08:49,358 The third time, Mother dropped Stupe as an eagle,
- 00:08:49,391 --> 00:08:50,795 and she died, and now we're here.
- 00:08:50,828 --> 00:08:52,932 Maybe next time, watch the talons.
- 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,237 Maybe next time, die in lava.
- 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:56,807 It sounds like I did.
- 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,078 Does this timely loop mean I could have a drink
- 00:08:59,111 --> 00:09:01,382 in my favorite bar before it burns down,
- 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,554 die, and be fine tomorrow?
- 00:09:03,587 --> 00:09:05,423 Well, technically, yes, but you still die
- 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,726 a terrible death.
- 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,100 You had me at "technically, yes."
- 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,439 Hippocampus: So you were saying your plan is to fight a volcano?
- 00:09:13,472 --> 00:09:16,212 My plan is to neutralize a volcano
- 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:19,886 by saving every last person in the city.
- 00:09:19,919 --> 00:09:22,357 Hey. Did you ever die from an exploded house
- 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:24,395 -landing on you? -No.
- 00:09:24,428 --> 00:09:27,167 Well, then at least this will be a new experience.
- 00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:30,841 Hippocampus: We were under that?!
- 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,177 Tyrannis: Most of us.
- 00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:34,081 Dad died in a tavern fire moments earlier.
- 00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:35,651 Ah. Then I died happy.
- 00:09:35,684 --> 00:09:38,256 I'm still mad that Chronos time looped me.
- 00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:39,793 I don't even like this city.
- 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,461 He's flaunting his power.
- 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:42,665 Well, I have power too, you know.
- 00:09:42,698 --> 00:09:44,267 10 bears!
- 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,907 [Roaring]
- 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,044 The good news is Mum is on board to help.
- 00:09:49,077 --> 00:09:51,382 Figuring out how to pull that off was not easy.
- 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:52,785 I'm actually pretty proud about it.
- 00:09:52,819 --> 00:09:55,190 Even with Mom, this feels impossible.
- 00:09:55,223 --> 00:09:57,795 Knowing where everyone is on this particular morning
- 00:09:57,829 --> 00:09:59,732 and getting them all out of the city in time
- 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,402 -could take-- -Centuries?
- 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,872 That's time that I have.
- 00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:05,511 Wait. So then what's the plan for today?
- 00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:08,517 -Research! -So we help you do research,
- 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,353 and then we die.
- 00:10:10,387 --> 00:10:12,124 W-what? Well, no,
- 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:14,830 because, you see, uh, eventually, I save you.
- 00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:16,667 Eventually, but not today.
- 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,738 Well, technically, it will be today,
- 00:10:18,771 --> 00:10:20,774 just not the today we're--
- 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,812 Hippocampus: So excited to help you out
- 00:10:22,846 --> 00:10:24,683 with this little project, bro.
- 00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:27,354 Yeah, I'd much rather do this than fight the lava
- 00:10:27,387 --> 00:10:30,861 For the literal thousandth time, you cannot fight the lava.
- 00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:32,698 Deliria: This is a new low. Hippocampus: You run from lava!
- 00:10:32,731 --> 00:10:34,167 Stupendous: Just let me fight it! I can take it!
- 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,504 Shlub: Not your finest hour there, son.
- 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,240 Tyrannis: I'll be right back.
- 00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:38,476 Shlub: I think you've made a proper tom fool of yourself.
- 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,113 [Volcano exploding]
- 00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:41,716 Tyrannis: And we should all be safe out here
- 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,453 to do this important research.
- 00:10:43,486 --> 00:10:46,693 Hippocampus: How is watching an entire city die research?
- 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,396 Aside from Dad, everything happens
- 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:49,799 the same way every day.
- 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,168 If I can memorize what happens,
- 00:10:51,201 --> 00:10:53,506 we can make a plan to save everyone.
- 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,143 Here it comes.
- 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,579 Hippocampus: Does anyone else still think that Ty
- 00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:58,149 might be totally full of sh--
- 00:10:58,183 --> 00:10:59,919 [Volcano explodes]
- 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,863 Stupendous: How in Hades do we stop that?
- 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,668 Hippocampus: I have some thoughts.
- 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,438 Safe out here, huh, bro?
- 00:11:09,471 --> 00:11:10,741 Tyrannis: I honestly thought it was.
- 00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:12,310 You had some thoughts?
- 00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:13,613 Hippocampus: Hopefully, I'll have them again
- 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,383 in the next loop!
- 00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:17,321 Tyrannis: Right. This is the path of the lava.
- 00:11:17,354 --> 00:11:19,726 This is the safe zone outside the city walls.
- 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,696 We clear as many people out as we can
- 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:24,034 before the eruption and then go from there.
- 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,867 [Citizens screaming]
- 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:44,809 OK. Well, we weren't able to save everyone,
- 00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:46,713 but this was the best try yet.
- 00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:48,382 We're gonna be able to do this, people!
- 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,053 Hippocampus: Maybe don't smile so much when these people
- 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:53,694 watch their homes and friends disappear into fire.
- 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:56,165 To be clear, I wasn't smiling at the tragedy.
- 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:59,237 I was smiling at the future lack of tragedy.
- 00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:01,676 [People screaming]
- 00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:03,345 I'm just going to go.
- 00:12:06,486 --> 00:12:07,888 Aah!
- 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:11,262 Aah!
- 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,565 Aaaah!
- 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,369 -Ohh! -Aah!
- 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:18,276 My lord--unh!
- 00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:21,048 Hippocampus: Aah! Stupendous: Aah!
- 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:26,793 It's time.
- 00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:29,431 -Eagle! -You don't get to--
- 00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:30,868 Eagle!
- 00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,273 Where has this guy been your entire life?
- 00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:34,775 [Screeches]
- 00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,013 So your plan is to fight a volcano?
- 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,385 My plan is to beat a volcano today.
- 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:40,921 Hippo, you'll divert lava.
- 00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:42,992 Stupe, you'll evacuate the city with the army.
- 00:12:43,026 --> 00:12:45,062 Mother, you'll turn the elderly into tiny animals
- 00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,767 and carry them out in baskets.
- 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,506 And what of Shlub? I'm handy in a pinch
- 00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:52,612 and handsy in a--what the?
- 00:12:52,645 --> 00:12:54,114 The plan never works if he's conscious.
- 00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:56,018 Hippocampus: How long have you been doing this?
- 00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:58,155 Tyrannis: I lost track after a hundred years.
- 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:26,479 You missed.
- 00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:28,249 [Cheering]
- 00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:31,021 [Music playing, indistinct chatter]
- 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,230 It's finally over.
- 00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,267 Hippocampus: Finally over? It's been a day.
- 00:13:37,301 --> 00:13:38,938 Are you seriously still don't believe
- 00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:40,574 I've been trapped in a loop for a century?
- 00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:42,578 As a scientist, I have my doubts.
- 00:13:42,611 --> 00:13:44,448 I still think it would have been easier for me to
- 00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:47,087 climb the mountain and block the volcano with my body.
- 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,657 For what it's worth, I let you try that
- 00:13:48,691 --> 00:13:50,193 for a whole month.
- 00:13:50,227 --> 00:13:52,264 I'm gonna get some food. Want anything?
- 00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:55,570 Ahh. Just to wake up on a new day.
- 00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,779 No.
- 00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:01,315 No!
- 00:14:01,348 --> 00:14:02,651 [Panting]
- 00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:04,121 Chronos, you said if I saved everyone
- 00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,691 you'd break the loop.
- 00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:06,860 We had a deal. What are you trying to...
- 00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,262 [Speeds up]
- 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,166 and I do not appreciate-- hang on.
- 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,469 Did you just speed up time while I was talking to you?
- 00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:12,638 That's incredibly...
- 00:14:12,671 --> 00:14:14,609 [Speeds up]
- 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,445 on me for thinking an elder god
- 00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:18,248 would be a grownup.
- 00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:19,718 Are you done?
- 00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:22,123 I said I'd reconsider, and I did.
- 00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:24,160 Uh, no. I'll even do it again,
- 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,498 throw in another reconsideration for free.
- 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,035 Here you go. Mmm. No.
- 00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:30,140 Tyrannis: This is outrageous! That's not what--
- 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,945 So I changed my mind then because whatever.
- 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,782 Deal with it, man.
- 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:37,453 But I even--I worked so hard with my mum.
- 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:40,392 Oh, yeah. You learned to work with your mom.
- 00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:41,763 Good for you.
- 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,432 So you want to keep doing that,
- 00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,169 learn how to work with people and then work with them,
- 00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:47,173 or is it gonna turn out that's the kind of thing
- 00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:48,810 you only do when you think it's gonna
- 00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:50,312 pay off for you somehow,
- 00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:51,983 and once you realize it isn't
- 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,657 get a little bored and give up
- 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:59,097 now that you can really afford to ask that question,
- 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,936 now that you have the time?
- 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,342 Thought so.
- 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:06,378 ♪ Reeerrrooo
- 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,823 [Gasps]
- 00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:14,127 [Sparrows chirping]
- 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,471 [Citizens screaming]
- 00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,992 [Screaming]
- 00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:46,793 Chronos: Wake up!
- 00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,195 Now that's what I'm talking about.
- 00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:50,600 -Huh? -You learned your lesson. Great.
- 00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:53,673 What lesson? That everything is pointless, nothing matters?
- 00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:55,878 Yes! I haven't heard you crying
- 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,681 and sucking your thumb for a while
- 00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:58,984 or questioning me.
- 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:01,523 Are you a child? Are you kidding me?
- 00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:05,263 Little man, I would kill you for talking to me like that,
- 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:07,233 but you're going to live.
- 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,170 I already know there's something worse than death,
- 00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:11,442 and you clearly still need to figure that part out.
- 00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:13,312 I'm trying to teach you a real thing here.
- 00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:16,553 I'd love to introduce you to my friends the dinosaurs,
- 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,056 but I can't.
- 00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:19,659 Go ask them how important it is to worry
- 00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:21,929 about all the other dinosaurs and all that.
- 00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,398 It doesn't matter!
- 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,136 These are lessons, little man.
- 00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:29,043 No one's ever gonna do you any favors.
- 00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,947 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
- 00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,651 in my entire life!
- 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:35,657 Uh, yeah. All right. Fine, but hey, here's your reward.
- 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,728 Now consequences matter again.
- 00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:40,399 You get to live the volcano day one more time,
- 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:41,903 no take backs,
- 00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:43,472 move forward with what you've learned.
- 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:45,143 What are you gonna do, little man?
- 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,980 Wait. You didn't stop the volcano?
- 00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:49,217 I didn't start the volcano.
- 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,687 That was fire lizards.
- 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,826 I just saw it and thought this could be funny.
- 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,564 But I can't save everyone now.
- 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,837 The day already started, and Shlub is famously erratic.
- 00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:01,308 Did I say you have to save anybody?
- 00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:04,114 You don't have to do jack! That's my point.
- 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:07,253 This time, tomorrow is tomorrow no matter what you do.
- 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,760 Let's see what you do now that you've had some perspective
- 00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:12,698 and--seriously?!
- 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,136 This is how you want to spend your last day?
- 00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:17,774 You moron! All right. Fine.
- 00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:20,412 We'll pick this up after you die!
- 00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:23,318 So your plan is to fight a volcano?
- 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,490 I don't know. That was the plan,
- 00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:27,528 and it worked before, but Dad was unconscious.
- 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:29,431 Also, have been drinking for the past 100 years,
- 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,402 so I'm not sure I totally remember the plan,
- 00:17:31,435 --> 00:17:33,272 but it's life or death, so let's go.
- 00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,343 Hippo, this is really happening, so take it seriously.
- 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,347 How could I not take it seriously?
- 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,284 Stupe, you are not immune to lava.
- 00:17:39,317 --> 00:17:41,155 Really? Because I feel like maybe just
- 00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:42,725 a little lava would be OK.
- 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:46,231 Stupe, you are not... immune...to lava.
- 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:49,805 -Fair enough. -No mistakes.
- 00:17:49,838 --> 00:17:51,676 One mistake. Out of my system.
- 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,112 [Volcano erupts]
- 00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,282 Hey! The volcano erupted.
- 00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:01,563 Tyrannis: Does anyone see Shlub?
- 00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:04,067 Shlub: Did someone say Shlub, and did they also say,
- 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,604 "Let's see him juggle"?
- 00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:08,141 Tyrannis: There! Someone shoot him before--aah!
- 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:11,682 Could be worse.
- 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,391 Deliria: Does your plan normally involve you turning to yell
- 00:18:16,424 --> 00:18:18,362 at your father and then falling off a roof
- 00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:20,934 into an alley about to be filled with lava?
- 00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,306 Just get Dad out of the city!
- 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:25,878 [Deliria screeches]
- 00:18:25,911 --> 00:18:27,881 [Grunting]
- 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,626 -Whoa! -[Screech]
- 00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:44,849 We did it! Everyone is out.
- 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,722 Shlub: Still never hurts to do one final sweep
- 00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,658 before the bar burns down.
- 00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:51,562 Dad, noooo!
- 00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,146 All right. That's enough. Now you're being theatrical.
- 00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:02,016 At the end of it all, you're just gonna throw
- 00:19:02,049 --> 00:19:03,620 your life away for your dad,
- 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:05,690 who's gonna die eventually anyway?
- 00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:08,329 What's your point even? Doesn't make sense.
- 00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:11,201 Oh. What the hell were you thinking?
- 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,539 I wasn't. Honestly, I didn't think.
- 00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,209 I just acted.
- 00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:18,349 How are you dumber and less cool than dinosaurs?
- 00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:21,187 I don't know what those are, but they sound stupid.
- 00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:23,794 -Uh, yeah. -And I do it all again--
- 00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,262 leading people to safety,
- 00:19:25,329 --> 00:19:26,933 learning to make the perfect omelet,
- 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,937 going on a first date with every woman in the city.
- 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,108 [Speeds up]
- 00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:32,778 I guess I am stubborn.
- 00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:34,782 I didn't know how stubborn until I spent a millennium
- 00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,385 refusing to say, "You win,"
- 00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:38,155 but my flaw is also my strength, and...
- 00:19:38,188 --> 00:19:40,025 [Speeds up]
- 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,596 maybe that's what being immortal
- 00:19:41,629 --> 00:19:44,367 makes it impossible to understand.
- 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:48,242 Oh, OK. So I thought you were trying to say
- 00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:49,912 humans were better than us,
- 00:19:49,946 --> 00:19:52,016 but if you're saying it's just how you were born,
- 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,354 like a congenital disorder, then it's not your fault,
- 00:19:54,387 --> 00:19:56,726 so there's no point in me punishing you for it.
- 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,765 Ehh, you humans can go on existing,
- 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,836 and I'll take a nap till you're done.
- 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,407 I'm gonna give you, like, 10,000 years at most.
- 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,911 Tyrannis: What about me?
- 00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:07,514 You'll live, and you know what?
- 00:20:07,548 --> 00:20:09,518 I'll even undestroy your city.
- 00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:12,323 After you go to sleep tonight, one more reset, no volcano.
- 00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:14,093 Never liked those fire lizards anyway.
- 00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:17,299 I might actually skip my nap and see how this pans out.
- 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,273 You dummies aren't uninteresting.
- 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,277 -Unh! -Ohh!
- 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,214 Hippocampus: Is that it? Is it over?
- 00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:26,351 Deliria: No. Now we get revenge on Chronos
- 00:20:26,384 --> 00:20:28,455 for trapping me in the loop with all of you.
- 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,593 Rise up, worshippers.
- 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,304 I want more flowers in my temple this week.
- 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:38,108 Hey! Free lava!
- 00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:40,479 Tyrannis: Stupe, no! Stupendous: Aah!
- 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,639 [Sizzling]
- 00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:57,346 The trick is to whisk enough air into the eggs
- 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,050 that they lighten to a pale yellow,
- 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,421 but if you whisk too much, you actually beat the air
- 00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:02,991 out of them again,
- 00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:05,229 which will make your omelet flat.
- 00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:07,166 [Sizzling]
- 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,636 Hippocampus: Is this enough chives?
- 00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,439 Yes, Hippo. Thank you, but next time,
- 00:21:10,472 --> 00:21:12,043 cut them at a slight angle.
- 00:21:12,076 --> 00:21:13,513 It exposes more of the interior,
- 00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:15,282 which extracts more flavor,
- 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:18,188 and as a bonus, it's more aesthetically pleasing.
- 00:21:18,221 --> 00:21:19,725 Hippocampus: I'll be damned!
- 00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:22,230 It is more aesthetically pleasing!
- 00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:24,000 What's this sudden interest in omelets?
- 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,405 Oh. The city is going to be destroyed in a few seconds,
- 00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,075 and I don't care anymore.
- 00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:30,881 -What? -I said eat up.
- 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,985 [Rumbling]
- 00:21:33,118 --> 00:21:34,621 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:37,994 Voice: Bento! [Cheering]
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