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Мистер Бугенс
Mr. Boogens
Сезон: 02Серия: 04
Описание
Крапополис переживает свой первый мусорный кризис после того, как Тираннис, обращаясь к толпе, произносит слово «мусор». Он говорит всем, включая свою семью, что нужно что-то делать с горами мусора. Затем Делирия занимает должность Богини Мусора. Когда дело доходит до сбора мусора, он называет бога мистера Бугенса, которого он называет гражданским лицом по имени Джошуа, якобы выросшим из мизинца Делирии на ноге, и некоторые люди верят, что он действительно существует. Тем временем Гиппокамп предлагает идею создания жировой ямы для ловли захватчиков, против чего возражает Ступендус. Она уступает, и они строят яму, в которой случайно оказываются в ловушке. Шлуб тоже оказывается в ловушке, испугавшись мухи, и его крылья покрываются жиром. В яму также попадает армия захватчиков и два их боевых слона, что заставляет обе стороны объединить усилия, чтобы выбраться.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,908 --> 00:00:06,479 Tyrannis: Look, science now confirms that many of the rocks
- 00:00:06,479 --> 00:00:09,953 we throw at birds are, in fact, the same rocks
- 00:00:09,953 --> 00:00:13,026 that randomly fall out of the sky onto people.
- 00:00:13,093 --> 00:00:14,864 Miriam: So, what, we're just supposed to sit back
- 00:00:14,964 --> 00:00:17,234 and let that hawk with a knife stab us dead?
- 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,838 Joshua: Yeah! Your brother strapped a knife to that thing,
- 00:00:18,904 --> 00:00:20,407 and now we're done for.
- 00:00:20,474 --> 00:00:22,010 You don't know true fear until you've been
- 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:23,413 face to face with the Knife-Hawk.
- 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,750 Tyrannis: I want to stop Knife-Hawk
- 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,152 as much as the next guy.
- 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,856 Just be mindful is all I'm saying.
- 00:00:27,922 --> 00:00:30,227 We're in a city now, we're a lot more densely packed,
- 00:00:30,261 --> 00:00:32,131 which brings me to my next item.
- 00:00:32,164 --> 00:00:34,435 Who can tell me what these things are?
- 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,905 Kayleigh: A piece of a vase, some dirty cloth,
- 00:00:35,939 --> 00:00:37,509 and chicken bones?
- 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,379 Tyrannis: That's what they used to be called,
- 00:00:39,412 --> 00:00:42,118 but now I'm giving them a different name--garbage.
- 00:00:42,151 --> 00:00:43,955 All of this is garbage,
- 00:00:43,988 --> 00:00:45,625 and there's too much of it everywhere.
- 00:00:45,658 --> 00:00:47,862 Joshua: You're telling me those three different things
- 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:49,398 are now one thing?
- 00:00:49,431 --> 00:00:51,136 Tyrannis: Don't get hung up on the word,
- 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:53,306 even though it was perfect. The point is--
- 00:00:53,339 --> 00:00:55,277 Miriam: So if I want to chew on a chicken bone,
- 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:57,147 I have to say "Pass the garbage"?
- 00:00:57,181 --> 00:00:58,585 Tyrannis: If you want a chicken bone,
- 00:00:58,651 --> 00:01:00,287 you can still say, "Pass the chicken bone."
- 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,424 But once it's on the ground, it's garbage.
- 00:01:02,424 --> 00:01:04,395 Joshua: So now things have different words
- 00:01:04,429 --> 00:01:06,099 depending on whether or not they're on the ground?
- 00:01:06,165 --> 00:01:08,269 Scott: I'm on the ground. Am I garbage?
- 00:01:08,303 --> 00:01:10,140 Tyrannis: No. Look, once again,
- 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:11,744 the word thing was just a fun little way to start.
- 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,914 Scott: You basically just killed the entire concept
- 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,450 of conversation.
- 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,154 "Hi, garbage? How's your wife and garbage?
- 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:18,924 Nice garbage you're wearing."
- 00:01:18,924 --> 00:01:20,360 Is this how we're living now?!
- 00:01:20,427 --> 00:01:22,331 Joshua: Yeah, walk me through this.
- 00:01:22,365 --> 00:01:23,667 Why aren't we all sometimes garbage in this new paradigm?
- 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,003 Citizens: Yeah.
- 00:01:25,037 --> 00:01:26,707 Tyrannis: Look, let me start again.
- 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:29,713 Stuff is piling up, and we need to do something about it.
- 00:01:29,713 --> 00:01:32,051 Nothing is more important than-- [Hawk screeching]
- 00:01:32,118 --> 00:01:34,222 Knife-Hawk! [Citizens screaming]
- 00:01:34,255 --> 00:01:36,560 [Theme music playing]
- 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:46,547 ♪
- 00:01:46,547 --> 00:01:54,495 ♪
- 00:01:54,529 --> 00:01:57,367 ♪ Ooh!
- 00:01:59,607 --> 00:02:01,644 Stupendous: Mmm. Now, that's lamb cooked rare--
- 00:02:01,711 --> 00:02:04,048 bloody on the inside and a little bit of wool
- 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,651 on the outside.
- 00:02:05,651 --> 00:02:07,522 Tyrannis: Well, I just had a swing and a mi--aah!
- 00:02:07,555 --> 00:02:09,527 Ugh. Stupe! Stupendous: What?
- 00:02:09,527 --> 00:02:11,262 It's not my fault you can't walk on bones.
- 00:02:11,262 --> 00:02:12,497 Tyrannis: I just talked to my citizens about
- 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,401 cleaning up after themselves.
- 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:18,476 They didn't get it, and it seems like you don't either. Mom!
- 00:02:18,476 --> 00:02:20,147 Shlub: Furious entrance, darling!
- 00:02:20,214 --> 00:02:22,017 Deliria: I have a reason to be furious.
- 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:24,656 I've just been to my temple. What is he doing on the floor?
- 00:02:24,756 --> 00:02:27,094 Shlub: Ty gets off on collecting old food,
- 00:02:27,128 --> 00:02:29,198 and he wants everyone in town to do it, too.
- 00:02:29,231 --> 00:02:31,335 There's an element of humiliation to it.
- 00:02:31,369 --> 00:02:33,106 Deliria: Right. So as I was saying,
- 00:02:33,106 --> 00:02:34,777 I was just at my temple, and there
- 00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:37,314 wasn't a single offering there. Can you believe it?
- 00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:39,051 Tyrannis: I absolutely can believe it.
- 00:02:39,084 --> 00:02:40,220 Why would anyone leave you offerings?
- 00:02:40,254 --> 00:02:41,657 Deliria: Because I'm a goddess!
- 00:02:41,657 --> 00:02:43,360 Stupendous: But, like, goddess of what?
- 00:02:43,393 --> 00:02:45,296 Deliria: Over the years, I've had many titles:
- 00:02:45,363 --> 00:02:48,036 goddess of self-destruction, questionable choices,
- 00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:50,708 a boozy brunch, dust devils, derring-do.
- 00:02:50,741 --> 00:02:52,211 Tyrannis: Dust devils?
- 00:02:52,244 --> 00:02:54,281 Those little knee-high tornadoes of dust?
- 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:56,418 Deliria: Your predecessors were terrified of them.
- 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:57,923 Shlub: And I'm delighted by them.
- 00:02:57,956 --> 00:02:59,458 Those sweet little things.
- 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:01,663 Only problem is there's no cheeks to pinch.
- 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:04,268 Tyrannis: Mother, you actually have to do things for people
- 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,639 if you expect them to worship you.
- 00:03:05,705 --> 00:03:07,474 Deliria: Hmm, that doesn't sound right.
- 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:09,278 Hippocampus: Hey, Ty, I don't know what you said
- 00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:11,650 to people today, but they are really freaking out.
- 00:03:11,683 --> 00:03:13,387 Deliria: What exactly did you do?
- 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,858 Joshua: What do you think you're doing
- 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,261 with my sexy amphora?
- 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:18,931 Philomena: It's ugly, it's embarrassing,
- 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:23,072 and now I finally have a word for it. It's garbage. Mm!
- 00:03:23,106 --> 00:03:24,676 Joshua: My father gave me that!
- 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:26,580 Scott: And he's like, "Hey, today, no big deal,
- 00:03:26,647 --> 00:03:28,551 "but everything is gonna be different.
- 00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:30,120 "Some things will have value
- 00:03:30,153 --> 00:03:31,623 "and some things won't have value,
- 00:03:31,657 --> 00:03:34,294 and it's up to you to decide."
- 00:03:34,294 --> 00:03:36,299 Tyrannis: Kayleigh, what did we just talk about?
- 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,969 Kayleigh: Chicken bones? Tyrannis: Yes,
- 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:41,510 but the example includes all discarded animal parts.
- 00:03:41,543 --> 00:03:44,315 Kayleigh: I just don't understand anything. [Sobbing]
- 00:03:44,315 --> 00:03:46,086 Deliria: Oh, you really did a number on these guys.
- 00:03:46,152 --> 00:03:47,454 Kayleigh: I feel stupid.
- 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:49,058 Hippocampus: OK, so you know pits, right?
- 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:50,260 Stupendous: Of course I know pits.
- 00:03:50,294 --> 00:03:51,731 We've been using 'em for years.
- 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,935 A good pit can snag 30, 40 guys a day.
- 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:55,571 It's a battlefield staple.
- 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:57,374 Hippocampus: All right. So you know pits.
- 00:03:57,407 --> 00:03:59,245 Now, do you know grease?
- 00:03:59,278 --> 00:04:00,815 Stupendous: I don't know. It's great on food.
- 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:03,186 Gets all over our hands, though. Slippery stuff.
- 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:05,725 Wait a minute. You're not saying, like...
- 00:04:05,725 --> 00:04:08,063 Hippocampus: A greased pit! Stupendous: It can't be done.
- 00:04:08,129 --> 00:04:09,700 Hippocampus: Oh, it can.
- 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,469 Grease in the pit, grease on the walls,
- 00:04:11,469 --> 00:04:13,172 grease around the perimeter.
- 00:04:13,239 --> 00:04:14,710 Greased pit. [Falling soldiers yell]
- 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:16,479 Stupendous: No, you don't understand.
- 00:04:16,479 --> 00:04:18,851 We can't do this. Hippocampus: Why the hell not?
- 00:04:18,851 --> 00:04:21,322 Stupendous: Because it's not right! A fully greased pit?
- 00:04:21,356 --> 00:04:23,493 I mean, I'm all for destroying my enemies,
- 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,099 but you're talking about whole armies sliding in
- 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,769 not knowing what hit 'em.
- 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:31,075 It's not a fair fight. There's no glory in this hole.
- 00:04:31,075 --> 00:04:32,779 Hippocampus: Stupe, we build this,
- 00:04:32,846 --> 00:04:34,783 and you'll never have to fight another war ever again.
- 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:37,755 It's more than a grease pit. It's a peace pit.
- 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,425 Stupendous: No, no, no. You're not thinking it through.
- 00:04:39,459 --> 00:04:41,730 We build it, everyone else builds it, too.
- 00:04:41,763 --> 00:04:44,636 Then what do we have? A world full of greased pits,
- 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:46,740 or what's left of a world.
- 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,610 Hippocampus: Look. The idea exists.
- 00:04:48,644 --> 00:04:50,614 It was there for me to discover.
- 00:04:50,648 --> 00:04:53,520 Other scientists are way behind me, but they will get there.
- 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:56,058 The only question is who gets there first.
- 00:04:56,092 --> 00:04:58,230 Stupendous: Aah! You're right.
- 00:04:58,263 --> 00:05:00,935 We have to do this.
- 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:03,439 I can't believe what we've done here today.
- 00:05:03,473 --> 00:05:05,443 May all the gods have mercy on our souls.
- 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:07,347 Hippocampus: Right, so let's just get the ladder
- 00:05:07,381 --> 00:05:10,487 and get out of here. Stupendous: What ladder?
- 00:05:10,522 --> 00:05:13,661 ♪
- 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,397 Tyrannis: OK, everyone, attention, please.
- 00:05:15,464 --> 00:05:18,169 We're going to start this whole thing over again.
- 00:05:18,202 --> 00:05:20,340 I need you to forget that I ever said
- 00:05:20,373 --> 00:05:22,078 anything about garbage.
- 00:05:22,111 --> 00:05:23,781 Isn't that a relief?
- 00:05:23,814 --> 00:05:27,120 Kayleigh: How can I forget something that I remember?
- 00:05:27,154 --> 00:05:31,964 It like my brain-- It's--oh, god!
- 00:05:31,997 --> 00:05:35,738 Oh, it hurts so bad!
- 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,880 Joshua: Now, is that barf garbage if a cat eats it?
- 00:05:39,947 --> 00:05:43,186 I can see both answers being right, and the fact that there
- 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,525 can be two answers, possibly even more,
- 00:05:45,525 --> 00:05:47,862 chills me to the bone.
- 00:05:47,928 --> 00:05:51,335 I just wish there was an authority I could turn to.
- 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:52,839 Tyrannis: What do you think I am.
- 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:54,642 Deliria: He's saying he wishes there were
- 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:56,680 a god he could turn to. Tyrannis: Is that true?
- 00:05:56,714 --> 00:06:00,621 You mean to tell me if a god told you to pick up the stuff
- 00:06:00,688 --> 00:06:03,293 all over the ground, you'd do it, no questions asked?
- 00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:04,897 Joshua: Well, yeah.
- 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,432 I mean, I'd imagine he'd smite me if I didn't.
- 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,136 Deliria: You know, it's not every day
- 00:06:08,169 --> 00:06:09,806 that a brand-new human thing
- 00:06:09,806 --> 00:06:12,344 comes along that causes this much mental anguish.
- 00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:14,148 Tyrannis: It was an unintended consequence.
- 00:06:14,148 --> 00:06:15,851 Please don't dunk on me right now.
- 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,089 Deliria: I'm not going to dunk, darling.
- 00:06:18,122 --> 00:06:20,695 These people need a god where there's currently no god,
- 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,699 and that's simply something you can't do.
- 00:06:22,732 --> 00:06:24,536 I'll take over from here.
- 00:06:24,570 --> 00:06:29,445 Everyone, I am Deliria, goddess of garbage.
- 00:06:29,478 --> 00:06:31,215 Worship me!
- 00:06:31,248 --> 00:06:33,587 Tyrannis: OK, great. So then in addition to the worship,
- 00:06:33,587 --> 00:06:35,558 though, you'll also make them pick up their--
- 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,962 Deliria: Worship me!
- 00:06:38,362 --> 00:06:40,099 Tyrannis, softly: Wonderful.
- 00:06:42,939 --> 00:06:45,076 Citizens: Deliria! Citizen: Over here! Pick me...
- 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:48,416 Scott: Goddess Deliria, in exchange for this offering,
- 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,722 would you please tell my roommate
- 00:06:50,722 --> 00:06:55,698 that his collection of really old yogurt is garbage?
- 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:58,704 Deliria: How old is really old? Scott: Here. Another sheep.
- 00:06:58,738 --> 00:07:00,607 Deliria: The yogurt's garbage.
- 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:01,743 Tyrannis: Here's a barrel for you
- 00:07:01,777 --> 00:07:03,380 to toss that stinky yogurt into.
- 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:04,516 Scott: I'll just throw it on the street.
- 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,185 That works for me.
- 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,222 Tyrannis: Mother, I appreciate your help here,
- 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:11,462 but I kind of thought it would involve a little more cleanup.
- 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:14,134 You know, zap-zap and the garbage goes away.
- 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,904 Deliria: Why would I do that?
- 00:07:15,938 --> 00:07:18,242 Tyrannis: Because I'm having a garbage problem.
- 00:07:18,276 --> 00:07:19,879 That's why all of this is happening.
- 00:07:19,879 --> 00:07:22,451 I need people to throw their garbage away.
- 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,923 You are the goddess of garbage, right?
- 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:27,896 Shouldn't getting rid of garbage be a big thing you do?
- 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,498 Deliria: Darling, does the goddess of war get rid of war?
- 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,002 Tyrannis: What?
- 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:32,639 Deliria: Does the goddess of sex get rid of sex?
- 00:07:32,672 --> 00:07:34,141 Tyrannis: I wouldn't know.
- 00:07:34,141 --> 00:07:36,012 Deliria: The gods don't get rid of the things
- 00:07:36,012 --> 00:07:37,749 they're gods of. That's where they get their power.
- 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,418 Tyrannis: Right. Sure.
- 00:07:39,451 --> 00:07:40,555 But didn't you say you'd be helping out?
- 00:07:40,588 --> 00:07:42,223 Deliria: I am helping out.
- 00:07:42,257 --> 00:07:45,296 You created confusion about this garbage thing,
- 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:46,766 and I pounced on it as someone
- 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,237 they can direct their weird energy toward,
- 00:07:49,271 --> 00:07:50,741 and the offerings are pouring in.
- 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,477 Someone even gave me a baby.
- 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:54,048 Tyrannis: What? Give it back!
- 00:07:54,048 --> 00:07:56,820 Deliria: Oh, fine. Here. It's someone's baby.
- 00:07:56,853 --> 00:07:58,824 Mazel tov. Or, I don't know, bon appétit.
- 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:00,493 Tyrannis: You know you're
- 00:08:00,528 --> 00:08:02,030 not the real goddess of garbage, right?
- 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:05,538 Deliria: Real? Who cares? Tyrannis: Well, that's--
- 00:08:05,605 --> 00:08:07,675 Well, actually that's sort of interesting.
- 00:08:07,675 --> 00:08:10,113 It's not the god that does the work,
- 00:08:10,113 --> 00:08:11,950 it's the idea of the god.
- 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:13,820 Deliria: All right. Well, if you're just going to be
- 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:16,793 processing thoughts out loud, I think we're done here.
- 00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:19,364 Stupendous: Hyah! Hippocampus: Whoa! Ohh.
- 00:08:19,431 --> 00:08:21,703 Whoa! Oof.
- 00:08:21,703 --> 00:08:23,406 Stupendous: All right. I gotta call it. I give up.
- 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:25,109 Hippocampus: No, you can't. Come on. Just one more time.
- 00:08:25,143 --> 00:08:27,648 14th time's the charm. Stupendous: Come on.
- 00:08:27,648 --> 00:08:30,655 We both know how this ends. Heh!
- 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:32,424 I always thought I would die in battle.
- 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:34,127 Guess that dream's dead.
- 00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:36,432 Hippocampus: I always thought I'd evolve beyond death,
- 00:08:36,466 --> 00:08:38,704 but I didn't get there in time.
- 00:08:38,771 --> 00:08:40,407 [Stupendous groans]
- 00:08:40,407 --> 00:08:41,676 Stupendous: So how do you wanna do this,
- 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:43,245 you wanna kill each other
- 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:45,083 or just watch each other gradually starve to death,
- 00:08:45,116 --> 00:08:46,854 or I eat you or what?
- 00:08:46,887 --> 00:08:48,289 Hippocampus: Let me think about it.
- 00:08:48,322 --> 00:08:49,759 Shlub: Hippo, Stupendous!
- 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:51,429 No one's at the palace, and I'm bored!
- 00:08:51,462 --> 00:08:53,300 Hippocampus: It's Dad! He can fly us out.
- 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:56,773 Dad! We're in here!
- 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:58,577 But watch out for the grease!
- 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:00,012 Stupendous: Yeah, fly in.
- 00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:02,084 It's greased before you think it is!
- 00:09:02,151 --> 00:09:03,319 [Insect buzzes]
- 00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:04,956 [Doink] Shlub: Aah! What!
- 00:09:04,956 --> 00:09:07,328 Whoa! Whoa! Ohh! It appears I've been spooked.
- 00:09:07,361 --> 00:09:08,830 My lower half is spooked.
- 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:11,737 Hippocampus: You gotta calm yourself down!
- 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,574 Shlub: Did you not hear me? I'm spooked.
- 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:15,645 You can't self-calm when you're spooked.
- 00:09:15,711 --> 00:09:18,718 Once the spooking starts, it has to run its course.
- 00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:20,387 Stupendous: We know!
- 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:22,592 Shlub: Whoa! Whoa! whoa!
- 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:26,165 Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no, noooooo!
- 00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:27,602 [Thud]
- 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,405 Stupendous: Shh, shh, shh. There you go.
- 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:32,612 Shlub: I'm good now. I'm good. Hippocampus: Can you fly us out?
- 00:09:32,645 --> 00:09:34,447 Shlub: My wings are greased!
- 00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:35,984 You bastards.
- 00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:38,289 Do you have any idea what you've built here?
- 00:09:38,322 --> 00:09:41,495 This is the very invention that killed humans the first time.
- 00:09:41,529 --> 00:09:42,865 Hippocampus: First time?
- 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:45,436 Tyrannis: Hey, Joshua, my man.
- 00:09:45,436 --> 00:09:48,375 Remember when we were talking earlier about a garbage god
- 00:09:48,442 --> 00:09:50,413 who would smite you if you didn't pick up garbage?
- 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:52,885 Joshua: Honestly, I haven't stopped thinking about him,
- 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,522 especially since your mother
- 00:09:54,522 --> 00:09:56,192 turned out to be the garbage goddess,
- 00:09:56,192 --> 00:09:58,630 and she doesn't seem to care about picking things up.
- 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,099 Tyrannis: Tell me about it!
- 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,370 Well, get this--there is another garbage god.
- 00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:05,911 He is in charge of picking it up and putting it in barrels.
- 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:07,716 Joshua: Oh? What's his name?
- 00:10:07,782 --> 00:10:10,353 Tyrannis: His name is, uh...
- 00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:12,491 Mister...Boogens. Mr. Boogens.
- 00:10:12,525 --> 00:10:14,494 Joshua: Does Mr. Boogens work with Deliria?
- 00:10:14,529 --> 00:10:18,236 Tyrannis: He does not. In fact, they are bitter enemies.
- 00:10:18,336 --> 00:10:21,744 The story is, he grew out of Deliria's pinky toe, but she
- 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:23,513 was such a terrible mother, she killed him
- 00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:26,920 by stuffing him into a barrel and tossing it into the sea.
- 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,928 And he also made her forget all her sons' birthdays
- 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:33,701 every single year, which is the only reason
- 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,838 why she hasn't wished me a happy birthday.
- 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,675 Joshua: Wow. What's he look like?
- 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,514 Tyrannis: He's got a pig nose for smelling garbage
- 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:43,119 and eagle claws for picking up garbage.
- 00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,989 You definitely don't want a visit from him,
- 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:47,427 so I'd chop-chop on the garbage.
- 00:10:47,461 --> 00:10:48,964 Joshua: Right, yes. Of course.
- 00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:52,036 Anything not to be smited by Mr. Boogens.
- 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,177 Tyrannis: "Oh. Is it your birthday?"
- 00:10:55,177 --> 00:10:56,847 Yes, it actually is.
- 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,584 Stupendous: How's the degreasing going?
- 00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,986 Hippocampus: [Sighs] Hopeless.
- 00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:01,856 I sure didn't skimp on this stuff.
- 00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:04,461 Man: This field gives us a good entry into the city.
- 00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:06,098 Get in formation to attack!
- 00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,969 Stupendous: Invaders. Shlub: Do we warn them?
- 00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,572 Stupendous: If we do, then they'll sack the city.
- 00:11:09,572 --> 00:11:10,941 Hippocampus: Now do you understand
- 00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:12,711 why we had to do this?
- 00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:14,381 Stupendous: I understand it, but I don't like it.
- 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:18,156 Over here!
- 00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:22,330 [Audio plays at slow speed] General: Attack!
- 00:11:22,364 --> 00:11:24,067 ♪
- 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,571 [Horse neighing]
- 00:11:25,605 --> 00:11:28,777 ♪
- 00:11:28,811 --> 00:11:31,916 Soldiers: Ohh!
- 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,388 Soldier: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:46,245 ♪
- 00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:48,617 Soldier: Oh!
- 00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:56,098 ♪
- 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,505 General: Whoa!
- 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:04,247 ♪
- 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:05,416 [Music stops]
- 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,254 Stupendous: Is that everyone?
- 00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:09,825 [Elephant trumpets]
- 00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:14,635 General: I could've sworn we had one more elephant.
- 00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:16,305 [Different elephant trumpets]
- 00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:19,378 General: Ah, there he is. Stupendous: Cool.
- 00:12:19,444 --> 00:12:21,917 Tyrannis: That's it. Everything in the barrels.
- 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:24,789 Oh, Mr. Boogens commands someone to refill my cheese board.
- 00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:26,392 Deliria: What the hell is going on?
- 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,597 There's no one at my temple and the garbage is gone.
- 00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:30,033 Tyrannis: I would thank you,
- 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:31,670 but you didn't fix my problems for me,
- 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,473 so I had to bring in the big guns.
- 00:12:33,473 --> 00:12:37,648 This is the work of Mr. Boogens. Joshua: All hail Mr. Boogens!
- 00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:39,084 Tyrannis: That's right, Joshua.
- 00:12:39,118 --> 00:12:40,821 Deliria: Did you make up a god?
- 00:12:40,855 --> 00:12:42,324 Tyrannis: I did.
- 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:43,661 He tells people to clean up the garbage
- 00:12:43,661 --> 00:12:45,229 or else they'll be smited.
- 00:12:45,262 --> 00:12:46,967 Deliria: You can't do that. Tyrannis: Why not?
- 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,771 You made yourself the goddess of garbage.
- 00:12:48,771 --> 00:12:50,574 Deliria: Yes, but I was already a god!
- 00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:52,812 How exactly does Mr. Boogens operate?
- 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,949 Tyrannis: Oh, he sends his messages through me.
- 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,187 Deliria: Do the people ever see this Mr. Boogens?
- 00:12:57,187 --> 00:12:59,191 Tyrannis: Nah. I just told them he talks to me in my head.
- 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:00,828 Deliria: So you made up an unseen god
- 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:02,230 who talks to mortals in their heads,
- 00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,867 and you don't think that's dangerous?
- 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,370 Joshua: Hey, everyone!
- 00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:07,407 Mr. Boogens talks to people in their heads!
- 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,846 Scott: I heard him. I just heard him in my own head.
- 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,983 He commands us to wear these hats.
- 00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:13,753 Joshua: He told me the hat is all wrong.
- 00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:15,957 We're supposed to wear tall sandals.
- 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:16,993 Scott: You're just self-conscious
- 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,429 about your height.
- 00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:21,068 From now on, Mr. Boogens only talks to me.
- 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:24,141 Joshua: Don't listen to him. He's getting rich selling hats,
- 00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:27,314 and that's not what Mr. Boogens is all about.
- 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,417 Citizens: War time!
- 00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:31,321 [Citizens yelling]
- 00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:33,894 ♪
- 00:13:33,927 --> 00:13:36,800 Man: Aah! Woman: You killed him!
- 00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:38,302 [Citizens groaning]
- 00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:40,541 Deliria: One afternoon pretending to be a god
- 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,245 and you've trashed the city you were hellbent on cleaning up.
- 00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:44,949 I couldn't teach you a better lesson
- 00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:46,786 than you've taught yourself.
- 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,455 Tyrannis: I'll just tell the people
- 00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:49,825 as plainly as possible what happened. I'll own it.
- 00:13:49,859 --> 00:13:51,328 That should make things fine.
- 00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:52,932 Joshua: We did good today, sandals-people.
- 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,802 Thanks be to Boogens.
- 00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,473 Tyrannis: Hey, Joshua, mind if I have a word?
- 00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,210 Joshua: Ah, good Boogens to you.
- 00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:02,552 Tyrannis: Right. So, about that. Mr. Boogens isn't real.
- 00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,354 He's a god I made up.
- 00:14:04,387 --> 00:14:08,162 Joshua: That's interesting because he's very real to me.
- 00:14:08,162 --> 00:14:10,466 Deliria: The fun's over, my son is an idiot, and I
- 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:13,072 wouldn't blame you for holding this whole episode
- 00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:16,211 against him, but he is right. Mr. Boogens is a fake.
- 00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:19,083 He made him up, and pretty recklessly, I might add.
- 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,623 Tyrannis: I know you might be feeling a little foolish
- 00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,094 right now for going along with a fake god's wishes,
- 00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:26,733 but please be comforted knowing that your actions
- 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,469 really helped Krapopolis.
- 00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,776 Well, until the destructive war, but I'll take the heat for that.
- 00:14:31,776 --> 00:14:33,580 Joshua: Sorry. I wasn't listening.
- 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,016 Mr. Boogens was just talking to me, and he told me
- 00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,452 that kings don't matter.
- 00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:38,055 Deliria: Well, I agree with you there.
- 00:14:38,089 --> 00:14:39,759 But, seriously, drop the Boogens stuff.
- 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,462 He's obviously not real.
- 00:14:41,462 --> 00:14:43,967 Joshua: Of course the evil mother of Mr. Boogens
- 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,604 would say that.
- 00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:47,975 Deliria: Oh, are you saying that I'm Mr. Boogens' mother?
- 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,213 Joshua: Yes, you're evil. And in a world
- 00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:53,486 where Mr. Boogens exists, we don't need you.
- 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,958 Deliria: [Gasps] Ty, did you tell him that?!
- 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,326 Tyrannis: OK, technically, yes, but--
- 00:14:57,326 --> 00:14:59,865 Deliria: Furious mother exit!
- 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,301 [Citizens moaning]
- 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,005 [Man groans]
- 00:15:06,278 --> 00:15:07,314 Tyrannis: I'm sorry, Mother.
- 00:15:07,314 --> 00:15:08,850 It's just because I was in the zone.
- 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,453 You know how creative I can be.
- 00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:12,457 Deliria: You were mad that things didn't work out
- 00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,929 exactly how you'd envisioned they would, and instead
- 00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,601 of managing your expectations, you tried a shortcut.
- 00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,337 Tyrannis: I just wanted some help from my mother.
- 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,341 Deliria: And your mother is a god.
- 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,714 If gods made the world perfect for you,
- 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,250 you'd become just like us--
- 00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:26,853 bored little teenagers breaking things for fun.
- 00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:28,590 Is that what you want?
- 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,459 Tyrannis: Desperately! Deliria: No, you don't.
- 00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:32,464 You want the world to be a better place for some reason.
- 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,369 And your good intentions led to the creation of a monster
- 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:37,073 that neither of us can control--
- 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:39,177 an all-powerful being that no one can see
- 00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:41,314 and everyone thinks they can hear.
- 00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:43,185 This kind of thing happens every once in a while.
- 00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:44,856 No one can shut it down.
- 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,526 I'm going to have to tell the gods to destroy the world
- 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,229 and start over. Tyrannis: Wait. What?
- 00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:49,966 Deliria: We do it all the time. It's fine.
- 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,669 Tyrannis: Not fine for us!
- 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,375 Despite that shocking admission, I want you to know
- 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,378 that I don't really think you're evil.
- 00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:59,251 Deliria: I like to think of myself as a real piece of work,
- 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,523 but being evil would be better than being irrelevant.
- 00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,092 Tyrannis: You are pretty good at terrorizing people.
- 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:04,929 Deliria: Thank you.
- 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:07,167 And I do think you'll make the world a better place eventually.
- 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,937 Tyrannis: Not when everything I try backfires.
- 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,975 I mean, Mr. Boogens worked too well,
- 00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:12,678 and that was only because he wasn't me
- 00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:14,715 and didn't even exist.
- 00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:17,254 Wait a minute. I have an idea.
- 00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:20,493 Mom, give me a pig nose and eagle claws.
- 00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:22,564 General: I still don't quite understand what happened.
- 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:25,102 Whatever monster did this deserves to die.
- 00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:27,406 Hippocampus: Wait! It was me. She tried to stop me.
- 00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:29,244 She said there was no honor in it.
- 00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:30,914 General: Well, there isn't. Stupendous: I know.
- 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,885 General: And yet if we'd had the idea,
- 00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,689 we would have done it, too.
- 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,194 You know, we tried to grease a volcano once,
- 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,497 but grease doesn't make you fall uphill.
- 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,569 Hippocampus: That sounds like an interesting challenge, though.
- 00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:43,038 Soldier: I'm scared!
- 00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,274 The more I think about how we can't get out,
- 00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:45,777 the more afraid I am.
- 00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:47,280 Can we just slaughter each other?
- 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,884 Shlub: No. There will be no slaughter.
- 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,854 I refuse to be stuck in a greased pit
- 00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,457 with a bunch of dead bodies.
- 00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,294 I've been through enough as it is.
- 00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:56,098 Stupendous: There will be no slaughter,
- 00:16:56,164 --> 00:16:58,737 no sudden movements, and no loud noises.
- 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,543 My stepdad gets spooked. Shlub: I get spooked.
- 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:03,179 Stupendous: But I think together,
- 00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:05,951 we might be able to get out of here.
- 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,755 General: So what do you propose we do?
- 00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,625 Hippocampus: Let's take stock of what we're working with.
- 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,094 On our side, we've got
- 00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,365 the world's strongest and tallest warrior.
- 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,904 Stupendous: Thanks, bro. We've also got a genius engineer.
- 00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:17,440 Shlub: And I'm a hoot!
- 00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:19,646 General: Thanasi's got a really long braid.
- 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,381 Shlub: Well, this seems obvious enough.
- 00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,589 Have you ever climbed multiple men? I have.
- 00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:28,196 Stupendous: Shlub, read the pit. It's not time for a sex brag.
- 00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:30,466 Shlub: I mean, if you climb atop each other,
- 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,339 not only will you get a good feel for each other's bodies,
- 00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:35,844 but if you do it right, you can be free of this pit.
- 00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:38,081 Scramble and hoist.
- 00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:40,319 And enjoyyyy.
- 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,457 Stupendous: Whoever gets out first will have an advantage.
- 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,460 General: And the biggest soldier will have to anchor
- 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,331 if we're going to have a chance.
- 00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:48,002 Stupendous: Well, I guess we'll have to trust each other.
- 00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:50,006 Shlub: And enjoyyyy.
- 00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,341 Stupendous: Hey, braid guy,
- 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:54,214 let's see what that thing can do.
- 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,452 [Soldiers grunting]
- 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:06,572 ♪
- 00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:20,734 ♪
- 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,303 Stupendous: Uh!
- 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:27,413 ♪
- 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,986 Stupendous: I gotta get a braid guy.
- 00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,321 Uh!
- 00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:33,392 ♪
- 00:18:33,425 --> 00:18:35,998 General: Whew! I gotta hand it to you.
- 00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:38,803 That thing-- that thing is amazing.
- 00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:40,774 Hippocampus: I think it might be too amazing.
- 00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,112 Stupendous: The greased pit is a perfect weapon,
- 00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:44,916 and that's why I think
- 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,590 we have to agree to never use it on each other or anyone else.
- 00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,226 General: It's mutually assured destruction
- 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:52,765 if we use this thing. For all humanity.
- 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,933 Hippocampus: Shake on it?
- 00:18:55,436 --> 00:19:00,079 General: Let me be the first to fill in this pit.
- 00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:02,417 Whoa! Oh, no! No! Oh, come on!
- 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,187 Hippocampus: We don't need to fill in the pit, right?
- 00:19:04,221 --> 00:19:06,257 Stupendous: Nah. We'll remember where it is.
- 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,899 General: Aah. Oh, boy! I'm hurt. I'm hurt real bad.
- 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:12,971 This is classic me!
- 00:19:13,038 --> 00:19:15,276 Uh-oh. This elephant looks pissed.
- 00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:16,879 [Elephant trumpets]
- 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:20,153 Tyrannis: I'm gonna disappoint our way out of this,
- 00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:23,860 but first, scare the crap out of them.
- 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:28,335 Deliria: I am Deliria, and I am more relevant than ever!
- 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:33,546 [Citizens shouting and moaning]
- 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,116 [Tyrannis laughs diabolically]
- 00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:37,655 Tyrannis: And I am Mr. Boogens.
- 00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:40,059 [Citizens screaming]
- 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:45,469 ♪
- 00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:47,207 Narrator: And almost immediately,
- 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:49,344 people began to ignore Mr. Boogens.
- 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:51,181 Whether it was Tyrannis' performance
- 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:53,085 or the fact that people could no longer project
- 00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:55,456 whatever they wanted onto this god,
- 00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:58,495 his importance in their lives began to wane--
- 00:19:58,495 --> 00:19:59,832 It happened really fast, actually.
- 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,769 I mean, you're seeing cross-dissolves,
- 00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:04,775 but it's less of a time thing and more of a drama thing.
- 00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:08,482 This is basically one afternoon. Like an hour, hour, 15.
- 00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:12,057 I think it's my pace. Sorry, guys. I just woke up.
- 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,527 I'm laying down right now.
- 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,997 Oh, what are you up to, little guy?
- 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,935 Sorry. I'm talking to my cat.
- 00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:18,937 [Cell phone vibrates]
- 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:20,440 Oh, hang on. Hey, bitch.
- 00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:23,112 Oh, nothing. I'm just recording a V.O.
- 00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:25,249 How's Simon? How was that sushi place?
- 00:20:25,282 --> 00:20:27,788 He did what? Hang on a sec--
- 00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:29,992 ...so they started ignoring Mr. Boogens,
- 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,998 and that's why you've never heard of Mr. Boogens.
- 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,608 Singer: ♪ One fine day 'twas a normal hawk ♪
- 00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,378 ♪ He could fly and screech, but he couldn't talk ♪
- 00:20:39,478 --> 00:20:41,348 ♪ Then a fish man gave him a dangling knife ♪
- 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,720 ♪ And it changed that hawk's entire life ♪
- 00:20:43,886 --> 00:20:46,860 He was... ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:48,563 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:50,400 ♪ Diving fast with amazing ease ♪
- 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,403 ♪ He could stab a man on the softest breeze ♪
- 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,407 ♪ If you see a shadow overhead
- 00:20:54,441 --> 00:20:56,411 ♪ It might be Knife-Hawk and you might be dead ♪
- 00:20:56,411 --> 00:20:58,315 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:00,587 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:02,457 ♪ Ask yourself Who does Knife Hawk kill? ♪
- 00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:04,729 ♪ It is anyone who defies his will ♪
- 00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:06,666 ♪ He's an angry hawk with motives bad ♪
- 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,004 ♪ And he's secondarily looking for his dad ♪
- 00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:11,141 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:12,677 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:21:12,711 --> 00:21:14,515 ♪ On a winter's day in the morning snow ♪
- 00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:16,519 ♪ Saw a shiny fork with a lady crow ♪
- 00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,556 ♪ Now they have three kids, and he's very sad ♪
- 00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:20,694 ♪ He never had a father, so he's not a good dad ♪
- 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,798 It's about generational trauma.
- 00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:24,969 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:26,471 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:21:26,505 --> 00:21:28,843 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:29,912 ♪ Knife-Hawk!
- 00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:32,584 [Knife-Hawk screeches]
- 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,655 Dan: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:34,888 --> 00:21:36,525 ♪
- 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:37,794 Person: Bento. [Cheering]
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