Орехи Аида
Описание
Тираннис заявляет, что Гильдия Дровосеков приезжает в Крапополис на прослушивание, чтобы проверить, воспринимает ли кто-нибудь смерть всерьез. Недовольный тем, что Делирия и Шлуб не воспринимают человечество всерьез, Тираннис планирует научить их ценности человеческой жизни и завоевать одобрение Гильдии Дровосеков, в результате чего они случайно убивают своих заключенных Гектора и Григория. Тем временем Ступендус использует Машину Смерти, чтобы отправиться в греческий подземный мир к Праку Неудержимому, в которого она влюбилась, и принять участие в различных мероприятиях, таких как предотвращение поедания трупов Эвриномом, при этом испытывая симпатию к Праку Неудержимому. Поскольку Гиппокамп был изгнан из греческого подземного мира за кражу у Аида, он поручает Ступендус проникать во дворец Аида во время ее визитов к Праку Неудержимому, чтобы они устроились работать надзирателями у Аида.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:03,140 [Chittering]
- 00:00:03,273 --> 00:00:04,709 Deliria: Don't just stare at him.
- 00:00:04,776 --> 00:00:06,046 Help him up and try again.
- 00:00:06,212 --> 00:00:08,349 Shlub: Be patient with them, darling. They'll learn.
- 00:00:08,416 --> 00:00:10,487 Tyrannis: Mother, please don't tell me those mice are
- 00:00:10,487 --> 00:00:12,257 the servants.
- 00:00:13,026 --> 00:00:14,229 Deliria: You just told me not to tell you.
- 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:15,665 Was there something else, or...?
- 00:00:15,799 --> 00:00:17,068 Tyrannis: Turn them back right now.
- 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:19,272 Deliria: Fine!
- 00:00:19,438 --> 00:00:21,242 Men: Aah! [Men speaking gibberish]
- 00:00:21,343 --> 00:00:24,449 Tyrannis: I know neither of you is exactly a humanitarian...
- 00:00:24,517 --> 00:00:28,490 Deliria: Ha ha! What would that even mean?
- 00:00:28,591 --> 00:00:30,493 Tyrannis: but the Axmen's Guild is coming
- 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:33,499 for executioner auditions and-- Hippocampus: Axmen's Guild?
- 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:36,574 They're the best in the biz, artists of capital punishment.
- 00:00:36,674 --> 00:00:39,178 Wouldn't we have to audition to hire one of them?
- 00:00:39,311 --> 00:00:41,182 Tyrannis: Yes. That's the problem!
- 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,919 They take enormous pride in what they do.
- 00:00:43,053 --> 00:00:45,658 They won't work with you if they get the sense you're kill-happy,
- 00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:47,261 all killy-willy-nilly.
- 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:49,298 They need to know you take death seriously.
- 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:53,006 Hippocampus: Hence the slogan: "Because life is not cheap."
- 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,977 Deliria: Of course it's cheap. You lot were free.
- 00:00:55,077 --> 00:00:58,684 Besides, all humans die. Who cares when or why
- 00:00:58,818 --> 00:01:00,521 or with what degree of savagery?
- 00:01:00,655 --> 00:01:03,628 Tyrannis: Humans do, Mom! And the Axmen's Guild does!
- 00:01:03,695 --> 00:01:05,431 Have you not been paying attention?
- 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:07,234 Shlub: Ha! I'm sorry. I was just thinking about
- 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:11,209 those hilarious servant mice. Shall we go again, darling?
- 00:01:11,276 --> 00:01:12,679 Tyrannis: All right. That's it.
- 00:01:12,779 --> 00:01:14,482 It's past time you learned the most basic tenets
- 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:17,087 of our modern world-- that human life matters.
- 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:18,489 Deliria: Ugh!
- 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:20,227 Tyrannis: I mean, Stupe is a bloodthirsty soldier.
- 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,899 She understands this. Stupendous: Oh, yeah, for sure.
- 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,303 Life--special, relationships--valuable.
- 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,642 What's not to get? I have to go.
- 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:30,381 [Servant sniffs, then chitters] Tyrannis: See?
- 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,852 And now we have to lock up all the cheese.
- 00:01:32,986 --> 00:01:36,426 ♪
- 00:01:36,527 --> 00:01:38,330 [Growls]
- 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,705 Stupendous: All right, death machine. Let's do this.
- 00:01:44,408 --> 00:02:04,015 ♪
- 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:06,018 Stupendous: Hey, Prack.
- 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,689 Prack: Hey, Stupe. You're looking good.
- 00:02:07,756 --> 00:02:10,094 Stupendous: I've been drinking water.
- 00:02:10,227 --> 00:02:12,899 [Theme music playing]
- 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:30,033 ♪
- 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:33,674 ♪ Ooh! ♪
- 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:50,909 ♪
- 00:02:51,042 --> 00:02:52,912 [Yells]
- 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,920 [Laughter]
- 00:02:59,058 --> 00:03:00,928 Prack: Uh!
- 00:03:01,062 --> 00:03:09,579 ♪
- 00:03:09,713 --> 00:03:12,417 Stupendous: Whoa!
- 00:03:12,518 --> 00:03:14,956 Wow. That was... Prack: Amazing!
- 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:16,726 I think that was our best kill yet.
- 00:03:16,826 --> 00:03:21,035 Daimon: Stop hunting me! Stupendous: Stop eating corpses.
- 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,672 Daimon: It's my job.
- 00:03:22,806 --> 00:03:24,909 [Both chuckle]
- 00:03:25,010 --> 00:03:26,747 ♪
- 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,519 Stupendous: Man, I can't get magma shakes like these
- 00:03:29,619 --> 00:03:33,160 back home. So spicy. [Burps]
- 00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:35,363 Prack: It feels like I've known you my entire death.
- 00:03:35,463 --> 00:03:37,434 I wonder if we knew each other when we were alive.
- 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:39,171 Stupendous: Yeah, me, too.
- 00:03:39,304 --> 00:03:42,044 Too bad both of our memories got wiped.
- 00:03:42,177 --> 00:03:43,379 Whatever we did up there,
- 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,217 it couldn't have been better than this.
- 00:03:45,317 --> 00:03:47,021 Prack: Want to go fight that skeleton army that
- 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:50,227 uses the bones of another skeleton army as weapons?
- 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:51,964 Stupendous: Ugh! Sorry.
- 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,970 The magma shake is running right through me. Gotta go!
- 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:58,577 ♪
- 00:03:58,711 --> 00:04:01,148 [Stupendous gasps]
- 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,652 Hippocampus: Have you been using my stuff?
- 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:04,388 Stupendous: It was just one time.
- 00:04:04,455 --> 00:04:05,658 Hippocampus: You drank an entire jug
- 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:08,463 of death poppy poison to die once?
- 00:04:08,564 --> 00:04:10,200 Stupendous: Once each. 50 times.
- 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,871 Hippocampus: You realize if something went wrong,
- 00:04:12,004 --> 00:04:13,339 you'd be dead forever?
- 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:14,810 Stupendous: Is that the worst thing?
- 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:16,680 Hippocampus: Yes! It's literally the worst thing
- 00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:19,452 and not to mention a waste of valuable resources.
- 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,455 All for what, a little vacation?
- 00:04:21,556 --> 00:04:23,026 Am I supposed to not know it's Prack?
- 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,729 Stupendous: Well, I--I mean...
- 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,768 they are my old rival... Hippocampus: Do they like you?
- 00:04:27,902 --> 00:04:29,706 Stupendous: I think so... Hippocampus: Prack pals around
- 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:31,743 with a lot of important dead people.
- 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:33,680 Stupendous: I don't know. I guess. Sometimes.
- 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:35,584 Hippocampus: I'm going to help you go back to Hades,
- 00:04:35,685 --> 00:04:37,454 but I need you to do something for me.
- 00:04:37,555 --> 00:04:39,125 Stupendous: What did you have in mind?
- 00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:40,661 Tyrannis: All right.
- 00:04:40,761 --> 00:04:42,766 To prove we're worthy of the world's best executioners,
- 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:45,336 you two are going to need to learn the value of human life.
- 00:04:45,436 --> 00:04:46,974 We'll start with the basics.
- 00:04:47,107 --> 00:04:50,481 Humans aren't just things you can turn into other things.
- 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,117 Deliria: Mm, that has not been my experience.
- 00:04:52,184 --> 00:04:54,923 Tyrannis: You need to understand that each human being is unique,
- 00:04:55,057 --> 00:04:57,662 passing through the world with their own hopes and dreams.
- 00:04:57,762 --> 00:04:59,532 But you don't need to hear it from me.
- 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,202 You're going to learn it for yourselves.
- 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,772 [Clap clap]
- 00:05:02,905 --> 00:05:04,777 Deliria: Let me guess. You want us to have sex with them,
- 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:07,114 so that we appreciate the beauty and fragility
- 00:05:07,214 --> 00:05:08,449 of humanity?
- 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:09,853 Shlub: You don't have to ask me twice.
- 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:12,726 I'll take you to pound town, my good fellow.
- 00:05:12,859 --> 00:05:14,797 Tyrannis: On the contrary, these humans are
- 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:16,365 not to have sex with.
- 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:18,604 They're violent criminals who have been sentenced to death
- 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,473 for their dreadful crimes--
- 00:05:20,608 --> 00:05:21,776 Shlub: Stop making it hotter.
- 00:05:21,877 --> 00:05:23,380 Tyrannis: and are therefore candidates
- 00:05:23,514 --> 00:05:24,849 for the Axmen auditions.
- 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:26,953 You are going to prove you appreciate the value
- 00:05:27,053 --> 00:05:30,126 of all human life by keeping these two prisoners alive
- 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:31,597 for an entire day,
- 00:05:31,697 --> 00:05:33,901 so you can finally see the fragility of life
- 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,807 and the beauty of its impermanence, and we can get
- 00:05:36,907 --> 00:05:38,610 an absolute genius of head-removal
- 00:05:38,744 --> 00:05:42,051 on our murder staff. Got it? Got it? Good.
- 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:44,422 Deliria: So all we have to do is keep them alive?
- 00:05:44,488 --> 00:05:46,626 Well, that's the easiest assignment I've ever heard of.
- 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:49,633 Shall we go for a walk? Shlub: Splendid idea.
- 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:52,539 Prisoners: Aah! [Thud, thud]
- 00:05:52,672 --> 00:05:54,041 Deliria: Oh, they are quite dead.
- 00:05:54,108 --> 00:05:57,014 Shlub: I was going to take him to pound town.
- 00:05:57,081 --> 00:06:00,254 Hippocampus: These are artifacts I stole from the underworld.
- 00:06:00,387 --> 00:06:02,057 Stupendous: You stole from Hades?
- 00:06:02,191 --> 00:06:04,262 Hippocampus: It's his fault for having so much great stuff,
- 00:06:04,328 --> 00:06:06,399 like this obsidian fang.
- 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,638 [Clink] Sorry.
- 00:06:08,771 --> 00:06:10,908 But he caught me, so I'm banished.
- 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:12,579 There's pictures of me at every entrance.
- 00:06:12,679 --> 00:06:14,181 I'm locked out. Stupendous: Whoa.
- 00:06:14,281 --> 00:06:16,252 If you're banished from Hades, what happens when you die?
- 00:06:16,385 --> 00:06:17,789 Hippocampus: I don't know. It's like
- 00:06:17,923 --> 00:06:19,793 a figure-it-out-when-we- get-to-it situation.
- 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:23,066 Really scary to think about, so don't change the subject.
- 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,669 We're talking about you now.
- 00:06:24,736 --> 00:06:26,573 Hades has a palace, and in that palace are
- 00:06:26,673 --> 00:06:28,042 unimaginable treasures,
- 00:06:28,142 --> 00:06:29,746 and I have a shopping list.
- 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,183 Stupendous: I can't just go into Hades' palace.
- 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:33,921 He's the top dog.
- 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:36,158 He's so powerful, his name is the same name
- 00:06:36,258 --> 00:06:37,929 as the place where he lives.
- 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:39,833 Wait a minute.
- 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,237 Are you saying you want me to keep killing myself but use
- 00:06:42,304 --> 00:06:45,310 the realest relationship in my life just so I can pull off
- 00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:47,815 some kind of secret underworld robbery for you?
- 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:49,084 Hippocampus: Yeah.
- 00:06:49,218 --> 00:06:50,921 Stupendous: OK. Just making sure I was following.
- 00:06:50,988 --> 00:06:52,424 Yeah, I'm in.
- 00:06:54,996 --> 00:06:56,900 Stupendous: And after I ripped all his legs off,
- 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,573 the centipede man said I could have his apartment
- 00:06:59,573 --> 00:07:01,375 on the other side of the lake, so you'll
- 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,712 be seeing a lot more of me.
- 00:07:02,712 --> 00:07:06,452 Prack: Really? We can be together?
- 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,189 Stupendous: I mean, I still gotta go back
- 00:07:08,322 --> 00:07:09,626 every once in a while.
- 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,598 I got my wolf there. I like my bed. You know.
- 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,335 Hey, what do you know about Hades?
- 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:15,972 Prack: I've met him a couple times.
- 00:07:16,072 --> 00:07:17,575 My buddy's his bodyguard.
- 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:20,815 Stupendous: You think your buddy could get us a job like that?
- 00:07:20,915 --> 00:07:23,486 Guard: So you want to work for the big guy, huh?
- 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:25,858 Stupendous: Yeah. How do we get a job like yours?
- 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:28,764 Guard: Well, I got mine by killing the last bodyguard--
- 00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:30,735 Prack: Stupe! That was my friend.
- 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:32,905 Guard: No, no, no. It was a good kill.
- 00:07:33,005 --> 00:07:34,341 I'll set up a meeting.
- 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:35,978 Hades: Good to have you two on board.
- 00:07:36,078 --> 00:07:37,882 So here's the drill.
- 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:40,555 The problem with the underworld is there's nothing beneath it,
- 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:43,593 which means my problems stay my problems forever.
- 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:46,299 And, sure, I can throw the worst of them in the pit,
- 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,003 but the pit can't solve all my problems.
- 00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:49,606 Plus, it's not soundproof.
- 00:07:49,673 --> 00:07:52,043 Sisyphus: Hey, Tantalus, rise and grind, huh?
- 00:07:52,143 --> 00:07:54,014 Tantalus: Working hard or hardly working.
- 00:07:54,148 --> 00:07:55,483 Am I right, Arke?
- 00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:58,489 Arke: Do one thing every day that scares you!
- 00:07:58,624 --> 00:08:00,493 Hades: You're not saying anything.
- 00:08:00,628 --> 00:08:02,230 Sisyphus: Dream big, think small.
- 00:08:02,297 --> 00:08:04,101 Hades: Ugh! Frankly, I don't like
- 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:05,504 to be the bad guy down here.
- 00:08:05,571 --> 00:08:07,374 I like other guys to be the bad guys.
- 00:08:07,441 --> 00:08:08,877 You see that palace? That's my palace.
- 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:11,883 I want you to kill anyone who comes to my palace.
- 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:13,654 And when they get up, you keep killing them
- 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,390 until they get the message.
- 00:08:15,456 --> 00:08:16,693 You do that for me, one day you'll have
- 00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:18,597 a palace of your own. How's that sound?
- 00:08:18,697 --> 00:08:21,268 Stupendous: It sounds amazing. Hades: The dream, right?
- 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,607 Warriors, partners--maybe more--
- 00:08:23,707 --> 00:08:26,513 fighting by each other's side for all eternity.
- 00:08:26,613 --> 00:08:28,249 So, do we have a deal?
- 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,786 Hypnos: Uh, Hades, can we talk about--
- 00:08:29,852 --> 00:08:32,324 Hypnos: Oh, OK. Well, not a good time I guess.
- 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,028 Hades: Still gonna need a yes or a no.
- 00:08:34,128 --> 00:08:35,731 Stupendous: Oh. Then, yes.
- 00:08:35,798 --> 00:09:02,351 ♪
- 00:09:02,451 --> 00:09:04,154 [Growling]
- 00:09:04,288 --> 00:09:15,443 ♪
- 00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:17,916 Shlub: No, that's not quite right.
- 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:21,188 Tyrannis will know we swapped him. He had a sexier brow
- 00:09:21,322 --> 00:09:22,658 and a bigger nose.
- 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,462 Man: I'm sorry. What are we doing here?
- 00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:26,198 Shlub: We need to make the two of you look like
- 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:27,602 the other ones we had.
- 00:09:27,669 --> 00:09:29,471 I don't think two noses is right.
- 00:09:29,606 --> 00:09:30,975 Deliria: Maybe a third to balance him out.
- 00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:33,479 Man: You're talking about Hector and Georgios?
- 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,049 Deliria: Oh, they had names. That's fun.
- 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,319 Yes, they died.
- 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,454 Shlub: Quite horribly, I'm afraid.
- 00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:39,592 Did mine have antlers?
- 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:41,696 No, I'm remembering something else.
- 00:09:41,763 --> 00:09:43,700 Man: Oh, man. They were good guys.
- 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,469 Deliria: I thought they were violent criminals.
- 00:09:45,604 --> 00:09:47,340 Man: Well, sure, but great guys in here.
- 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,644 We all make mistakes.
- 00:09:48,744 --> 00:09:50,179 I mean, yeah, I stole a little fruit--
- 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,552 like, four or five houses full of fruit--
- 00:09:52,619 --> 00:09:53,954 but does that mean I'm irredeemable?
- 00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:55,489 Deliria: Hardly even seems like a crime.
- 00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:57,027 What are you in for?
- 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,964 Man wearing antlers: Murder. But it's not my fault.
- 00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:01,503 I got into a bar fight with one of those bleeder guys.
- 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:03,072 Shlub: Oh, I've been there.
- 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:04,943 One little scratch, and they're like, "Ooh, I'm one of
- 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:07,515 those bleeder guys. I've got that bleeding thing."
- 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,151 Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken my chair.
- 00:10:09,285 --> 00:10:11,088 Man wearing antlers: Exactly! Deliria: You chaps are fun.
- 00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:14,529 Who wants wine? Does anyone want wine? I'm getting wine.
- 00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:17,200 I got sixty barrels. Will that be enough?
- 00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:19,304 Oh, who am I kidding? I'll get sixty more.
- 00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:21,610 Hippocampus: I gotta say, you and I make a pretty good team.
- 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,379 Can I show you some of the booty?
- 00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:24,515 Stupendous: Are you coming on to me?
- 00:10:24,615 --> 00:10:26,118 Hippocampus: Not that booty.
- 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,055 I should have said, Do you want to see some of the treasure?
- 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:30,060 Stupendous: Is that what you call your front booty?
- 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,495 Hippocampus: No!
- 00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:34,001 This thing here, armor made from Charybdis scales. Impenetrable.
- 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:37,474 Minotaur horn. It's both an aphrodisiac and a whistle.
- 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,111 Dragon teeth. They explode on contact.
- 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:41,684 Ankle wings, magic stones, and if you drink this potion,
- 00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:44,522 you shoot fire out of your eyes. Right, Scott?
- 00:10:44,589 --> 00:10:47,995 Scott: Not just your eyes. Every hole.
- 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,566 Every hole!
- 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,870 Stupendous: So cool. Come on. Send me back.
- 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:53,540 Hippocampus: Slow your roll, partner.
- 00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:55,076 We gotta be careful about this.
- 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:57,180 You're already developing a tolerance for the antidote.
- 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,617 Stupendous: Then use more.
- 00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:00,020 Come on. I gotta see Prack.
- 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,123 Hippocampus: You know you're drawn to people
- 00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:03,960 who are unavailable. Stupendous: Name one other time.
- 00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:05,765 Hippocampus: The Witch King with a thousand wives,
- 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,135 that Ice Goddess who froze anyone she touched,
- 00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:09,573 He Who Cannot Love.
- 00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,710 Stupendous: That's all in the past. Prack is--
- 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,445 Hippocampus: Dead, not living in this world,
- 00:11:13,613 --> 00:11:16,686 not a real option for you. Stupendous: I was going to say
- 00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:18,824 a beautiful person inside and out.
- 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,493 What do you care what I do as long as it
- 00:11:20,594 --> 00:11:21,830 gets you your trinkets?
- 00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:23,701 Hippocampus: Fine. Just be careful.
- 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,170 And while you're down there, see if you can get
- 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,508 more information on this mirror that doesn't show...
- 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,311 reflections.
- 00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:30,848 Hades: Closed. Closed.
- 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:35,323 And...open! Welcome home, you two.
- 00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:36,760 Stupendous: Are you serious?
- 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,164 This is bigger than the palace I live in...
- 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,834 in my mind.
- 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,674 I have a vivid but modest imagination.
- 00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,711 Hades: You're the best bodyguards I ever had.
- 00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:47,313 You feel like family.
- 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,484 Why don't you two join me for dinner tonight?
- 00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:52,257 Prack: Hey, Stupe,
- 00:11:52,391 --> 00:11:53,660 will you marry me?
- 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,797 I don't totally know what it is,
- 00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:58,436 but I know I want to do it with you.
- 00:11:58,537 --> 00:11:59,539 Stupendous: Oh, wow!
- 00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:02,243 I mean, of course my answer is--
- 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:04,348 No! Prack: Oh. No?
- 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:07,621 Stupendous: No, not no to you. I gotta run
- 00:12:07,688 --> 00:12:09,224 and not 'cause you're so available.
- 00:12:09,324 --> 00:12:11,930 I love how available you are. No!
- 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:14,367 Hippocampus: What the hell was that?
- 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:16,405 I've been trying to bring you back for an hour.
- 00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:18,844 It's like your soul didn't want to come back.
- 00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,548 Stupendous: You don't just get to just pull me out
- 00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,183 whenever you feel like it.
- 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,923 Hippocampus: Actually, I do, because you're working for me.
- 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,494 Stupendous: I have a life down there, OK?
- 00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:28,797 Hippocampus: Don't you mean a death?
- 00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:31,202 Stupendous: Ignorant... and hack!
- 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,841 Tyrannis: Mom, Dad, you did it! Shlub: Hmm?
- 00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:35,443 Tyrannis: I see you took care of your humans,
- 00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:37,047 and from the looks of it, entertained them as well.
- 00:12:37,114 --> 00:12:39,250 Shlub: But where are the two we had?
- 00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:40,921 Tyrannis: Oh, I took them away. They're due to get executed
- 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:43,426 as a trial run by the Axmen's Guild.
- 00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,929 Shlub: Are you mad?
- 00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:46,566 The prisoners you took don't look
- 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,202 anything like Hector and Georgios.
- 00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:49,505 Tyrannis: Who?
- 00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:50,908 Deliria: One of them had three noses.
- 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,644 Tyrannis: That did seem weird, but I thought
- 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,047 maybe I'd just missed it the first time.
- 00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:55,951 Deliria: You cannot execute Jerry and Jacob.
- 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,222 They are not execution material. Shlub: One's a petty thief
- 00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,961 and the other one killed one of those bleeder people.
- 00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:02,932 Tyrannis: Ah, well, that does cause a bit of a problem.
- 00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:05,804 If I step in now, we'll definitely lose the Guild...
- 00:13:05,905 --> 00:13:07,240 Deliria: Two relatively innocent people
- 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,278 will lose their heads. They are human beings.
- 00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:11,583 Tyrannis: Oh, relax, Mother. You passed the course.
- 00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,154 you can stop pretending you internalized the lesson.
- 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:17,662 Deliria: I did internalize the lesson. Stop the execution.
- 00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:20,500 Tyrannis: But the Axmen's Guild!
- 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:23,305 Yup, it's sinking in.
- 00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:24,976 Wait! Stop the...
- 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:27,549 [Ax cuts twice] execution.
- 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,821 And the ax guy's mad, too.
- 00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,691 Hippocampus: We need to talk.
- 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,027 Stupendous: Where's the death machine?
- 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,597 Hippocampus: I got that mirror working.
- 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,433 Turns out it's a window to Hades.
- 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,071 Prack: Where'd she go? Stupe?
- 00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:40,707 Hippocampus: Prack's telling all their friends
- 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,110 that you two are getting married.
- 00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:44,148 You're in too deep. I'm pulling you out.
- 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,452 Stupendous: What? You gotta let me go back.
- 00:13:46,553 --> 00:13:48,222 Hippocampus: No. I never should have let you go
- 00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:49,559 in the first place.
- 00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:51,530 I haven't been a very good brother. This ends now.
- 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,633 Stupendous: Now that I already got you everything you wanted
- 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,004 from down there. Hippocampus: N--no!
- 00:13:56,105 --> 00:13:58,309 There's still a few treasures... I think.
- 00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:00,881 Stupendous: I know you keep poison on you at all times.
- 00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,918 Hippocampus: That's my walking-around poison.
- 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:11,603 ♪
- 00:14:11,669 --> 00:14:13,206 Prack: There you are.
- 00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:15,678 So do you have an answer for me?
- 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,280 Hades: The answer is no.
- 00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:22,758 Your girlfriend isn't who you think. She's not even dead.
- 00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:24,762 Prack: What? Hades: That's right.
- 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:27,635 She used you to get close to me so she could steal from me.
- 00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:29,805 Prack: Stupe, is this true?
- 00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:31,543 Stupendous: I can explain.
- 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,079 Everything he said is true.
- 00:14:33,179 --> 00:14:35,016 Shoot. I shouldn't have explained.
- 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,621 Hades: And now I'm super mad!
- 00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:39,057 Hades: And you're going in the pit.
- 00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:41,161 Stupendous: Why Prack? They're innocent.
- 00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:42,898 Hades: I'm not doing this to hurt Prack.
- 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,903 I'm doing it to hurt you.
- 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,940 And you're banished. Stupendous: Wait.
- 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,044 What does that mean happens when I die?
- 00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,082 Are you're not gonna tell me?
- 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,520 No one could go through life not knowing that.
- 00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,422 Stupendous: No!
- 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,943 ♪
- 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:07,949 Tantalus: Hey, work hard. Play harder.
- 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,251 Sisyphus: The hustle never stops.
- 00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:12,057 Prack: Wake up and smell the...hustle.
- 00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:13,794 Sisyphus: Yeah! Tantalus: All right!
- 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,062 Hades: Do you know why you're doing this?
- 00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:16,866 Prack: Huh? Hades: Long story short,
- 00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:19,070 you're being constantly reminded of downfall.
- 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:21,007 Do you get it, Stupendous?
- 00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:23,145 I assume you're watching through my special mirror,
- 00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:25,984 which I know I banished you, but I really want that back
- 00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,989 because, you know, it's cool and it belonged to someone
- 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,895 I cared about and I had to kill her to get it, so...
- 00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:32,264 Prack: Who's Stupendous?
- 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,234 Hades: Oh, and I wiped their memory.
- 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,238 Hippocampus: Well, at least we know what the mirror is now.
- 00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:38,408 Stupendous: Shh! Hades: I'll make you a deal.
- 00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:41,382 Kill yourself one last time and bring back my stuff,
- 00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,285 especially that mirror because I really like it,
- 00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:46,593 and I might think about letting Prack out of the pit.
- 00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:48,262 Hades out.
- 00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:51,168 Stupendous: Oh, I'll bring him his stuff.
- 00:15:51,302 --> 00:16:07,166 ♪
- 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,903 Hippocampus: Stupe! Stupendous: What?
- 00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,574 Hippocampus: I was gonna say,
- 00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:14,582 I am very excited to watch you use that stuff.
- 00:16:14,716 --> 00:16:16,318 Stupendous: Me, too!
- 00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:20,059 ♪
- 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,197 Guard: Hey, you're not allowed in.
- 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,669 Stupendous: And you're not allowed to have a head.
- 00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:28,108 [Blow lands] Guard: That was awesome!
- 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,288 Prack: Uh, hello?
- 00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,058 Stupendous: Listen to me, your name is Prack.
- 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,694 In life, we were enemies,
- 00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:41,536 but in death, we became friends, more than friends.
- 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,804 I'm in love with you,
- 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,374 and not because you're not available
- 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:47,615 or I have a death wish, but because you're an equal,
- 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:48,950 and I don't have many of those.
- 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,421 I died a thousand times to be with you,
- 00:16:51,556 --> 00:16:55,931 and I'll die a thousand more times to bring back what we had.
- 00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,269 Prack: You said my name is Prack?
- 00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,174 Stupendous: Yeah. We can start there. You're Prack.
- 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:04,515 I'm Stupendous. Prack: You really are.
- 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,384 ♪
- 00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:10,860 Hades: Seriously?
- 00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,196 And you didn't even bring the mirror?
- 00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:15,637 I am really getting sick of you. [Yells]
- 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,444 Tyrannis: So--
- 00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:21,348 Deliria: I think we just don't talk about it.
- 00:17:21,481 --> 00:17:23,218 Tyrannis: Yeah? Not at all? Can we--can we do that?
- 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,789 Deliria: Of course. Why not?
- 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:26,124 Tyrannis: It's just we've been
- 00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:27,928 through this whole thing together.
- 00:17:28,029 --> 00:17:30,132 You don't think we need to do a recap or a...post-mortem?
- 00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,969 Deliria: Nope. I think we can move on.
- 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,707 Shlub: Yeah, a week from now,
- 00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:36,244 who's even gonna remember?
- 00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:39,852 Tyrannis: Do we still have any of that cheese?
- 00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:42,257 Stupendous: You let them go.
- 00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:44,394 Hades: I don't take orders from people in the pit.
- 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,699 Stupendous: Then we'll just have to get out of the pit.
- 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,135 Sisyphus!
- 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,607 Hades: What are you doing? No!
- 00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:53,914 Sisyphus: Whoa. All this core work has really paid off.
- 00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:55,617 [Groans]
- 00:17:55,751 --> 00:18:04,969 ♪
- 00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,473 Hades: Get back in there! No!
- 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,643 [All grunting]
- 00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,248 [Yells]
- 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,854 ♪
- 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,593 [Yells]
- 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,728 [Yells]
- 00:18:17,895 --> 00:18:34,595 ♪
- 00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:36,498 [Both yell]
- 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:41,909 ♪
- 00:18:44,348 --> 00:18:48,422 Hades: The first one's free, but the nex--Aah!
- 00:18:48,557 --> 00:18:49,491 [Coughs]
- 00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:52,831 Hades: That's right. Get it all o--Uh! Uh! Uh!
- 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,436 Lava creature: Hey, man, I think he's had enough.
- 00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:58,041 [Stupendous yells] Hades: No! No, no, no! No!
- 00:18:58,141 --> 00:19:02,316 Ow! Ow. Ow.
- 00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:06,225 Hades: I am getting really tired of y--oof!
- 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,295 [Hades growls] Stupendous: Get used to it.
- 00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:10,934 Hades: Then you get used to me wiping Prack's memories.
- 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,504 [Snaps fingers]
- 00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:16,311 Prack: I am Pra-- Wait. I was just saying something?
- 00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:19,217 Hades: I can do this all existence.
- 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,956 Stupendous: So can I.
- 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,496 But I don't want that for Prack.
- 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,101 You don't want to be a bad guy? Let Prack go.
- 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,939 Let them live in the palace you gave us.
- 00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:31,543 And in return, I'll leave
- 00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:34,081 instead of staying here and ripping your arms off
- 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,584 and beating you with them forever.
- 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:39,057 Hades: I mean, in a way, that does sound easier.
- 00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:40,593 Done.
- 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:48,977 ♪
- 00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:51,348 Stupendous: You won't remember me,
- 00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,085 but maybe you'll remember this.
- 00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:56,725 My answer is yes. [Kiss]
- 00:19:56,826 --> 00:20:05,076 ♪
- 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:08,950 Hippocampus: OK, when I tell you to--
- 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,453 Stupendous: Aah!
- 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:11,856 Hippocampus: Stupe! You're alive! Say something.
- 00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:13,025 Are you OK?
- 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,461 Stupendous: It's over.
- 00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:16,766 I let Prack go. I'll never see them again.
- 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,839 Hippocampus: Correction: You may never meet Prack again.
- 00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:23,445 As for seeing Prack again...
- 00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,516 ♪
- 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:29,024 Stupendous: I can make do with this for a while. Thanks, bro.
- 00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,894 [Servants chittering]
- 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:38,777 ♪
- 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:42,316 [Sighs]
- 00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,688 Daimon: Can we just do this later?
- 00:20:44,755 --> 00:20:47,728 Wife: I don't know, Eury. Can we feed our children later?
- 00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,700 Did you not bring home any corpses for them to eat?
- 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,605 Eurynomos: But you don't know the day I've had.
- 00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:54,440 Wife: Because you don't tell me.
- 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,046 You come home after the kids are asleep and go downstairs
- 00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:58,683 to play with your damn toy skeletons.
- 00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:01,088 Eurynomos: OK, they are model skeletons, and they are
- 00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,825 the only outlet for my stress.
- 00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,494 Wife: Because you won't sleep with me!
- 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:07,934 Eurynomos: Because you find me repulsive. Admit it.
- 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,141 Wife: Eury, I--No. I don't.
- 00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,711 Come here. Please come here.
- 00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,615 Eurynomos: Every time I go to the lake of fire
- 00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:16,552 and find corpses, these two crazy warriors
- 00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:19,559 just start killing me. Like, it's fun for them.
- 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,698 Wife: You'll find corpses tomorrow, OK?
- 00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:23,967 [Awk, awk]
- 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,637 Dan: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,645 Person: Bento. [Cheering]
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