Ледяная неделя!
Описание
Наступает Ледяная неделя, и Тираннис получает большую партию льда для жителей Крапополиса, которые находят ему применение и готовятся к Танцу Ледяной недели. В это время Тираннис встречает известную журналистку, пишущую о вазах, по имени Тина, и очаровывается ею. Чтобы произвести на неё впечатление, Тираннис берёт к себе сироту, которого он называет Маленьким Ти, и которого его слуга Колакс пытался утопить по его приказу. Тем временем Шлуб находит своего старого друга-Офиотавра Опи, замороженного во льду. Это заставляет Делирию вывести его из печали, разморозив Опи, и они общаются, где Опи обнаруживает, что многое изменилось со времён правления Титанов. В то же время Ступендус и Гиппокамп получают от ведьмы предметы, чтобы растапливать лёд, и обнаруживают, что лошади для их колесницы пропали, и ищут другой способ вернуться в Крапополис.
Субтитры
- 00:00:17,636 --> 00:00:19,673 [Thunder]
- 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:22,377 Men: Oh!
- 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,203 [Men shouting]
- 00:00:52,505 --> 00:00:54,542 [Seagulls crying]
- 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:01,155 Stupendous: Ice! [Crowd cheering]
- 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,835 Tyrannis: You're a month late. You should resupply and get going
- 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:10,206 if you want to make it in time for next year's Ice Week.
- 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:14,883 Almost forgot. Thanks! 5 stars.
- 00:01:14,916 --> 00:01:17,120 [People chanting "Ice Week!]
- 00:01:18,891 --> 00:01:21,095 ♪
- 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,813 Tyrannis: All right. Let's get more ice over here, can we?
- 00:01:46,813 --> 00:01:48,885 Let's get those ice sculptures higher, huh, guys?
- 00:01:48,885 --> 00:01:51,690 Gonna need that ice slide to be way more slippery.
- 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:54,261 And remember not to stick your tongue to the ice.
- 00:01:54,295 --> 00:01:55,798 It will get stuck.
- 00:01:57,001 --> 00:01:58,671 And I need twice the slush in the slushies.
- 00:01:58,704 --> 00:02:02,646 You know what they say: No skimping during Ice Week.
- 00:02:02,679 --> 00:02:05,050 Miriam: Hey, guys, guys. Rub it on your privates.
- 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,453 Tyrannis: That's the spirit.
- 00:02:06,486 --> 00:02:08,256 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep 'em moving.
- 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,993 Those beauties are for the Ice Dance.
- 00:02:10,027 --> 00:02:11,764 Take 'em straight to the venue.
- 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,735 Joshua: King Ty, King Ty! Look at this!
- 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:16,339 No more boo boo! My boo boo is completely gone!
- 00:02:16,373 --> 00:02:18,443 I had a boo boo, and what did I put on it?
- 00:02:18,476 --> 00:02:22,150 A poultice of dung and leaves? No! Friggin' ice!
- 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,621 Tyrannis: You know what they say:
- 00:02:23,688 --> 00:02:25,758 No boo boos during Ice Week. Joshua: Ha ha!
- 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:27,562 Tyrannis: Is that the Ice Virgin I see?
- 00:02:27,629 --> 00:02:29,399 Ice Virgin: That's an honorary title, right?
- 00:02:29,432 --> 00:02:31,268 Because I've done everything. Tyrannis: Oh, well,
- 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:33,373 everyone lies during Ice Week.
- 00:02:33,406 --> 00:02:36,246 Kolax: Hey, are you gonna take her to the Ice Week Dance?
- 00:02:36,279 --> 00:02:38,116 Ice Virgin: I said I've done everything,
- 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:41,322 not that I'll do anything. [Laughs]
- 00:02:41,389 --> 00:02:43,895 Tyrannis: Very funny. Everyone's very funny during Ice Week.
- 00:02:43,928 --> 00:02:46,600 [Chewing ice] Orphan: King Ty, I'm an orphan,
- 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,605 and I'm wondering, is it true that
- 00:02:48,638 --> 00:02:51,711 everyone has a family during Ice Week?
- 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:54,014 Tyrannis: Did I say that? Kolax: Hey, look!
- 00:02:54,047 --> 00:02:55,316 A reporter.
- 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,326 Tyrannis: It's true. There are no orphans at Ice Week.
- 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,565 [Crowd cheering]
- 00:03:02,598 --> 00:03:05,270 Get rid of the kid. No visible orphans during Ice Week.
- 00:03:05,303 --> 00:03:07,007 Kolax: You got it, boss. And, hey,
- 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,644 go easy on the ice chewing.
- 00:03:08,678 --> 00:03:11,517 They say it's a sign of sexual frustration.
- 00:03:11,584 --> 00:03:13,486 Tyrannis: You're overstepping, Kolax.
- 00:03:29,352 --> 00:03:31,122 Deliria: What are you doing? Surely you're not
- 00:03:31,156 --> 00:03:33,025 as amazed by ice as they are.
- 00:03:33,059 --> 00:03:35,497 You lived through an ice age.
- 00:03:35,531 --> 00:03:38,303 Oh, a grotesque monster frozen in a moment of terror,
- 00:03:38,336 --> 00:03:40,274 left to melt on the side of the street.
- 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,776 Great party, mortals.
- 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:42,912 Shlub: I think
- 00:03:42,945 --> 00:03:44,516 this is my old friend Opie.
- 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:47,187 Deliria: Oh. I'm....sorry? Shlub: No, he would love
- 00:03:47,221 --> 00:03:48,356 to have been called grotesque.
- 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:49,793 Makes me think of the old days.
- 00:03:49,827 --> 00:03:51,997 We were quite the terror in our youth.
- 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,967 And now here he is, frozen,
- 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,739 and I would have to assume dead.
- 00:03:55,772 --> 00:03:57,875 Whereas I...am old.
- 00:03:58,911 --> 00:04:00,882 Well, as Opie used to say,
- 00:04:00,915 --> 00:04:02,417 you mess with the snake...
- 00:04:04,823 --> 00:04:06,392 you get the horns.
- 00:04:06,425 --> 00:04:08,262 Deliria: Can you stop doing whatever this is?
- 00:04:08,329 --> 00:04:10,400 Sadness? I don't like it.
- 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:13,406 Shlub: Would that I could, but I'll do the next best thing
- 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,578 and stop being sad around you.
- 00:04:17,782 --> 00:04:18,917 Deliria: Hmm.
- 00:04:20,722 --> 00:04:22,659 Hippocampus: Thanks for coming with me all the way out here.
- 00:04:22,692 --> 00:04:25,263 The witches have the best deals on magic metals,
- 00:04:25,297 --> 00:04:27,434 even if they're always trying to pucker up.
- 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,238 Witch: Mwah. Stupendous: No problem.
- 00:04:29,272 --> 00:04:31,175 What Ty wants, Ty gets, right?
- 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,979 Even if it's last-minute magic metals
- 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:35,685 to help keep the ice going for stupid Ice Week.
- 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:37,956 Hippocampus: Yeah. I figured you'd want to get away, too.
- 00:04:37,989 --> 00:04:39,759 I don't mind running his errands if it gets me
- 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:42,932 out of that circus, right? Ice Week. Pfft.
- 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:45,671 Stupendous: Yeah. Too bad we have to get back so quick.
- 00:04:46,472 --> 00:04:49,444 Didn't this chariot have horses and wheels earlier?
- 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:53,486 Witch: Ohh, I can help you get your horses back,
- 00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:57,862 for a true love's kiss. Ha ha ha! Mwah.
- 00:04:57,895 --> 00:04:59,566 Hippocampus: Lady, be professional.
- 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,503 Stupendous: Plus, there's a sign right over there.
- 00:05:01,537 --> 00:05:06,079 Witch: No! There goes my best shot at a first kiss.
- 00:05:06,112 --> 00:05:10,087 Tina: So, King Ty, we're doing a little puff vase for Ice Week.
- 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,559 I'm not from around here, and I know my vase-lookers
- 00:05:12,592 --> 00:05:15,063 Want to know: what's so special about this week?
- 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,065 Tyrannis: Well...
- 00:05:16,099 --> 00:05:23,848 ♪
- 00:05:23,848 --> 00:05:27,989 Well, Ice Week celebrates the human triumph over the ice.
- 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:33,166 It's usually really hot here. So hot here.
- 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,807 Tina: Right. OK. So, what's your favorite part of Ice Week?
- 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,713 Is it the Ice Dance? I've been hearing a lot about the Ice Dance.
- 00:05:39,746 --> 00:05:41,784 Tyrannis: Well, ice brings people together.
- 00:05:41,817 --> 00:05:44,656 Tina: Clearly. You know, they say chewing ice
- 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:46,860 is a sign of sexual frustration.
- 00:05:46,893 --> 00:05:48,362 Do you have any thoughts about that?
- 00:05:48,396 --> 00:05:49,899 [Tyrannis gulps] I thought this was
- 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,871 supposed to be a puff vase, not a deep dive
- 00:05:51,904 --> 00:05:54,274 into whether King Ty can score or not.
- 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:56,079 Always keep things light during Ice Week.
- 00:05:56,112 --> 00:05:59,018 Tina: Relax. I was talking about the ice humpers.
- 00:05:59,051 --> 00:06:01,155 But I can tell you're a tough nut to crack.
- 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:03,392 Oh, no, Chloe. Will you excuse me?
- 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:04,662 Tyrannis: Please don't leave.
- 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,635 What are you doing here?
- 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,740 Orphan: Your goon tried to drown me.
- 00:06:09,773 --> 00:06:12,746 Tyrannis: Oh, wow, he really overshot the assignment. Very sorry.
- 00:06:12,779 --> 00:06:15,951 Orphan: I thought there was no drowning during Ice Week.
- 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:17,989 Tyrannis: Listen, this might be inappropriate to tell a child,
- 00:06:18,055 --> 00:06:20,027 but there's this reporter here, and it turns out
- 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,597 she's simply spectacular.
- 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,265 It was hard enough when it was just about
- 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,738 getting good press coverage, but now I see it's about that
- 00:06:25,772 --> 00:06:27,575 and impressing a pretty lady,
- 00:06:27,609 --> 00:06:29,411 which I'm very close to doing, so...
- 00:06:29,411 --> 00:06:30,413 Orphan: No, you're not. Tyrannis: if you'll just
- 00:06:30,446 --> 00:06:31,783 make yourself scarce.
- 00:06:31,817 --> 00:06:33,386 I'm sorry. What did you just say?
- 00:06:33,419 --> 00:06:34,422 Orphan: You're not giving her anything.
- 00:06:34,455 --> 00:06:36,091 Tina: Knock knock! Sorry.
- 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,597 I just saw that my daughter was on her third ice cone
- 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,233 and I had to get her. I wish I could have
- 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,370 left her home with her dad, but she doesn't have one.
- 00:06:42,404 --> 00:06:43,941 Orphan: My mom also went away.
- 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:46,111 Tina: Is this your son? Tyrannis: Well...
- 00:06:46,145 --> 00:06:48,382 Tina: I know it's not professional to say this,
- 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,286 but I think it's sexy when a man
- 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,592 takes responsibility for his kid,
- 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:56,031 stays in the same city as his kid, and is alive.
- 00:06:56,065 --> 00:06:58,870 ♪
- 00:06:58,904 --> 00:07:01,910 Tyrannis: Well, I sure do love this little guy.
- 00:07:01,944 --> 00:07:05,083 In fact, I think I might just keep him.
- 00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:07,688 [Laughter]
- 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,532 Tina: You really undersold it before.
- 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,336 This is such a magical place.
- 00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:17,107 And you organized this whole thing,
- 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:20,013 all while balancing the responsibilities of fatherhood?
- 00:07:20,046 --> 00:07:22,885 Tyrannis: As it turns out, men can do it all.
- 00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:24,088 Here. Try this.
- 00:07:24,121 --> 00:07:25,992 Tina: Hmm. What is it?
- 00:07:26,025 --> 00:07:28,964 Tyrannis: Frozen yogurt. I like to call it froyo.
- 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:30,835 Tina: I'll just call it frozen yogurt.
- 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:33,239 Tyrannis: I wish you could hear how uncool you sound.
- 00:07:33,273 --> 00:07:36,614 Tina: Do you like it, Chloe? Chloe: Yes, and I like this man.
- 00:07:36,647 --> 00:07:39,051 Tina: Well, you passed a crucial test.
- 00:07:39,118 --> 00:07:41,455 Chloe's chased away some real contenders.
- 00:07:41,488 --> 00:07:42,925 Tyrannis: This is a great treat for kids.
- 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:45,263 I take little Ty here all the time.
- 00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:46,900 Some say I spoil him.
- 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,539 Orphan: Yes. That's why I wear such raggedy clothes.
- 00:07:49,572 --> 00:07:51,275 My father wants to keep me humble,
- 00:07:51,308 --> 00:07:52,645 but he's going to buy me
- 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:54,816 a fancy outfit for the Ice Dance.
- 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,587 Tyrannis: Hey, why don't the two of you see
- 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,623 who can stand under the biggest icicle?
- 00:07:58,657 --> 00:08:00,126 [Kids laughing]
- 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,262 Tina: I have to say, I've never
- 00:08:01,295 --> 00:08:02,799 seen an unmarried king.
- 00:08:02,832 --> 00:08:04,903 Tyrannis: Well, I'm a rarity. Tina: Seriously.
- 00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:06,974 I mean, it kinda doesn't matter with kings, right?
- 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:09,846 Like, it doesn't have to do anything with personality or looks.
- 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:12,117 They have money and food. Tyrannis: Yeah, I--I get it.
- 00:08:12,151 --> 00:08:15,891 Tina: There's a king in Crimea who weighs 400 pounds only in the trunk.
- 00:08:15,924 --> 00:08:19,364 Jaw can't open, nose is on the side of his head, and he's wifed up.
- 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:20,701 Tyrannis: Well, I guess I'm just picky.
- 00:08:20,735 --> 00:08:22,404 Tina: No, I mean, the economics alone.
- 00:08:22,438 --> 00:08:23,573 Who wouldn't have shoved their
- 00:08:23,607 --> 00:08:25,077 daughter in your face by now?
- 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:26,211 Tyrannis: It is a mystery.
- 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:27,848 Can we move on?
- 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,087 Deliria: There you are. I don't like knowing
- 00:08:30,153 --> 00:08:31,455 you're so down in the dumps.
- 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:32,792 Shlub: Oh, don't worry about me.
- 00:08:32,825 --> 00:08:34,227 Deliria: I didn't say I'm worried.
- 00:08:34,261 --> 00:08:35,665 I said I don't like knowing it.
- 00:08:35,698 --> 00:08:37,301 But I have a little surprise that I think
- 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:38,671 might turn things around.
- 00:08:38,704 --> 00:08:40,541 I've been working on it this whole time.
- 00:08:40,574 --> 00:08:41,910 Quite a production, in fact.
- 00:08:41,944 --> 00:08:43,312 A lot more work than I expected
- 00:08:43,346 --> 00:08:44,950 but I believe it'll be worth it.
- 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,587 What was that catchphrase you said
- 00:08:46,654 --> 00:08:48,523 your old monster friend used to have?
- 00:08:48,557 --> 00:08:49,926 Shlub: You mess with the snake...
- 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:51,563 Opie: ...you get the horns!
- 00:08:51,596 --> 00:08:53,232 Shlub: Opie! You're alive!
- 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,738 Opie: Yeah! Your wife here brought me back.
- 00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:58,544 Speaking of which, wife? Come on.
- 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:00,147 [Shlub laughs] Opie: Really? You got married?
- 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:02,619 How long was I dead for? Till the Minotaur laid eggs?
- 00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:04,355 [Laughter]
- 00:09:04,388 --> 00:09:07,562 Deliria: I don't get it, so, I'll leave you to it.
- 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:10,835 [Both grunting, laughing]
- 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:12,370 Stupendous: Maybe it was stupid to go to
- 00:09:12,404 --> 00:09:14,074 the witch's hut before Ice Week.
- 00:09:14,108 --> 00:09:15,711 Hippocampus: Who could have predicted that the horses
- 00:09:15,745 --> 00:09:17,347 would steal our wheels and ride off?
- 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:18,951 Stupendous: Why do you think that's what happened?
- 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:20,286 Hippocampus: I've done experiments.
- 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,890 Horses are obsessed with wheels.
- 00:09:21,924 --> 00:09:23,827 Stupendous: Look! Another sign.
- 00:09:23,861 --> 00:09:25,731 Looks like it's that way to the horse vendor.
- 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,267 I might go for a palomino today.
- 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,071 Hippocampus: Although, Stupe, hear me out.
- 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:29,906 If we go to the river
- 00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:31,510 and get swept downstream,
- 00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:33,179 we'll end up at the Inventors' Guild.
- 00:09:33,213 --> 00:09:35,851 We can borrow a vessel and make up a ton of time.
- 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:38,490 Stupendous: A "vessel"? But the horses are right there.
- 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:40,326 Why are we making this more complicated?
- 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,598 Hippocampus: Trust me. I've done the calculations.
- 00:09:42,631 --> 00:09:44,434 What's the big rush? Did you buy yourself
- 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:47,775 a new snowflake gown for the Ice Dance or something?
- 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:49,680 Ha ha! Stupendous: Ridiculous.
- 00:09:49,713 --> 00:09:51,550 That would be so out of character. Like,
- 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,755 "Look at me, looking good, trying new things,
- 00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:56,593 having a good time with the ice!"
- 00:09:56,626 --> 00:10:00,701 Hippocampus: Snowflake gown. [Laughs]
- 00:10:00,735 --> 00:10:01,970 Crack myself up.
- 00:10:02,004 --> 00:10:03,541 Tina: You know, I never do this.
- 00:10:03,574 --> 00:10:04,809 Female vase painter
- 00:10:04,842 --> 00:10:06,379 getting involved with her subject.
- 00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:07,949 It's such a cliche.
- 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,086 Tyrannis: Well, have any of your former subjects
- 00:10:10,119 --> 00:10:12,190 given you a floor of ice to slip on?
- 00:10:12,224 --> 00:10:14,629 [People screaming]
- 00:10:14,662 --> 00:10:16,365 And what about this? You ever seen
- 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:17,869 one of these bad boys before?
- 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:19,639 Tina: Yeah, it's a sweater.
- 00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:20,908 Tyrannis: Well, you're gonna need it if you're
- 00:10:20,941 --> 00:10:22,512 gonna go to the Ice Dance.
- 00:10:22,545 --> 00:10:24,649 It's cold in there. You need layers.
- 00:10:24,682 --> 00:10:26,953 Tina: Oh, am I going to the Ice Dance
- 00:10:26,987 --> 00:10:29,926 in a personal or professional capacity?
- 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,598 Tyrannis: Can't you do both? As my date in one role
- 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,036 and a journalist covering me in the other?
- 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:38,577 Tina: I guess so. I'll just have to disclose it on the vase.
- 00:10:38,611 --> 00:10:39,979 Chloe: She says she never does this,
- 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:41,716 but you should see her vases.
- 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,388 They're covered in disclosures.
- 00:10:44,422 --> 00:10:46,659 [People screaming]
- 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,668 Shlub: Oh, Opie, it is good to see you.
- 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,070 I haven't felt this young since...
- 00:10:52,104 --> 00:10:55,110 Opie: You were young. [Laughter]
- 00:10:55,143 --> 00:10:57,648 What the hell is this? Shlub: Monster Hall of Fame.
- 00:10:57,682 --> 00:10:58,884 Opie: Is that Sean? Shlub: Yes.
- 00:10:58,884 --> 00:11:00,353 That bastard gave a good fight.
- 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,525 We lost him a thousand or so years after you.
- 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,729 Opie: Glad to see the thrill and terror of wanton destruction
- 00:11:04,762 --> 00:11:05,998 hasn't died down at all.
- 00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:07,835 Choose death, am I right?
- 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,173 Shlub: Hmm. Yes. Of course.
- 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:12,243 Opie: So, it's all these humans now, huh?
- 00:11:12,277 --> 00:11:14,783 They look like little gods. Shlub: Oh, they're all right.
- 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:17,120 Opie: And you said that there's no Titans anymore.
- 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,692 Shlub: Oh, Opie, so much has changed.
- 00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:21,529 Opie: Yeah, but rampaging and pillaging
- 00:11:21,563 --> 00:11:25,637 and wild, random violence against humans hasn't changed.
- 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,541 What? It has?
- 00:11:27,574 --> 00:11:29,144 Come on. Not too much, I hope.
- 00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:32,651 All those years in ice, they got me really craving blood.
- 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:36,091 Shlub: Really? I thought they might have chilled you out.
- 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,995 [Laughs]
- 00:11:38,029 --> 00:11:39,464 Opie: Shush! Shush, shush. Man: So, I was like, buddy,
- 00:11:39,497 --> 00:11:40,634 I don't know what a will is,
- 00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,070 but I definitely don't need one.
- 00:11:42,104 --> 00:11:44,040 Man 2: Ha ha ha! Classic. Aah!
- 00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,580 Shlub: No, no, no, no, no, Opie!
- 00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:48,349 Man: Don't look him in the eye. Aah!
- 00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:51,455 Shlub: Opie, we don't really-- Opie: What is going on here?
- 00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:54,261 Is it not about the death anymore for you or something?
- 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:59,304 Hooah! Here. I see a cowering shoe salesman. Go get him.
- 00:11:59,337 --> 00:12:01,509 Salesman: Anything for the sale. Anything for the sale.
- 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,652 You snooze, you lose. Ahahaha!
- 00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:09,457 I don't even have feet. Hahahaha!
- 00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:13,199 Ah! You really have changed, bro.
- 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,606 Hippocampus: The part of the journey with the most variability
- 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,044 was the being swept downstream. And whether anyone would
- 00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:20,948 answer the door at the Inventors' Guild.
- 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,019 We should focus on those triumphs.
- 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,589 Stupendous: Why would you choose to rely on
- 00:12:24,622 --> 00:12:25,824 a solar-powered vessel
- 00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,160 this late in the afternoon?
- 00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:28,764 I never would have agreed if I knew
- 00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:30,333 this is what I was signing up for.
- 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,772 Hippocampus: These things usually go much faster.
- 00:12:32,805 --> 00:12:34,909 Why are you so upset? Stupendous: No reason.
- 00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,512 I just thought we'd get back to Ice Week
- 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,349 in time for the Ice Week Dance.
- 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,021 Hippocampus: Because of the metals? Ty will get over it.
- 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:43,325 Stupendous: So you really hate Ice Week, huh?
- 00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,263 Hippocampus: No, I mean, I don't hate it.
- 00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:46,833 I just don't like being stuck out there
- 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,637 with the crowds and people.
- 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,507 Everyone's shoving and noisy
- 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:53,312 and their hands are cold. Why?
- 00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:55,851 Hey. Don't stress.
- 00:12:55,885 --> 00:12:57,353 It'll still be Ice Week tomorrow.
- 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,491 Stupendous: Will it be, though? Nobody knows
- 00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,328 how long an Ice Week is.
- 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,069 Deliria: Now what's wrong with you?
- 00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:06,204 Have you not been having fun
- 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:08,276 with your snake creature friend?
- 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,413 Shlub: He thinks I'm a joke, a sellout.
- 00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,985 Seeing myself through his eyes, I feel older
- 00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:14,556 even than I did before.
- 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:15,658 Deliria: The nerve of you!
- 00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:16,993 I tried to make you happy,
- 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,897 something I've never done for any man,
- 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,634 and now I've done it, you're sadder.
- 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,172 A thank you would be nice. Shlub: Well, first of all,
- 00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,143 I don't need you solving my problems.
- 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,247 [Deliria gasps] I beg your pardon?
- 00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,418 Shlub: Second of all, he's right about everything.
- 00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:33,727 I've become a mascot to humans and a goddess' pet.
- 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,263 I'm sorry I came home.
- 00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:37,702 I'm going back out to party with my friend.
- 00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:39,071 Like the monsters we are!
- 00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,439 Deliria: You're welcome.
- 00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:43,246 It really is true what they say.
- 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,051 Resurrection is never worth the trouble.
- 00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,888 Tina: Chloe and I should get going.
- 00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,190 Tyrannis: You've got a lot of layers
- 00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:50,794 to put on for the dance tomorrow.
- 00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:52,264 Kolax: Boss. I've been looking for you.
- 00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:54,434 Two things. First, some ancient monster
- 00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,606 was rampaging the town square earlier.
- 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,409 Did a lot of gratuitous murder.
- 00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:01,382 Tina: Monsters rampaging at Ice Week? That's a huge scoop.
- 00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:03,987 Tyrannis: I assure you, there's no rampaging at Ice Week.
- 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,024 Kolax: And second-- oh, there he is.
- 00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:09,097 I'm sorry, Ty. I thought I drowned him.
- 00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:11,101 He musta held his breath or something.
- 00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,470 Tyrannis: That's enough, Kolax. Tina: Ty,
- 00:14:12,504 --> 00:14:13,941 what's he talking about?
- 00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:16,044 Tyrannis: Nothing. It's--it's fine now.
- 00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:18,950 Everything is fine. Kolax: My boss King Ty
- 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,787 told me to kill this orphan.
- 00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,324 Tyrannis: No, no, no, I didn't.
- 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,094 Kolax: Yeah, you--you said to kill him.
- 00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:26,231 Tyrannis: Not the case! Kolax: And I did.
- 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:29,104 I am not a liar. The kid held his breath.
- 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,843 If anything, he's the liar for pretending to be dead.
- 00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:34,080 Tyrannis: I did not say kill the orphan.
- 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,917 I said get rid of the orphan,
- 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:38,857 which is not the winning argument
- 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,761 I think I thought it was.
- 00:14:40,795 --> 00:14:42,163 Tina: I have a vase to paint.
- 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:44,902 Tyrannis: Great. Why not just tell her
- 00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,338 I'm sexually frustrated, too?
- 00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:48,610 Orphan: She definitely already knows.
- 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,356 Shlub: Oh, that's the sad kind of drinking.
- 00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:58,530 Hate to see it. So, what happened?
- 00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,168 Tyrannis: I blew it with this girl. Why are you sad?
- 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,139 Shlub: I have a little monster incident to deal with.
- 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,243 Tyrannis: The one who did all the murdering last night?
- 00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:08,650 Shlub: I know, I know, and there are no rampages during Ice Week.
- 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:11,355 I'll take care of it. So, tell me about this girl.
- 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,927 I can see you're sexually frustrated.
- 00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:15,430 Tyrannis: But I'm not even chewing ice right now.
- 00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:16,933 Shlub: What does ice have to do with it?
- 00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,036 Tyrannis: I don't know. I don't
- 00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,304 understand the connection.
- 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:20,841 I just want what you and Mom have.
- 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,210 Shlub: Just be honest with her,
- 00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:23,547 and I'll be honest with you.
- 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,686 You'll never have what your mom and I have
- 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,892 because we're very, very hot.
- 00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:31,162 Stupendous: Maybe you're right.
- 00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:33,633 All that bullcrap about Ice Week.
- 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,103 It's all bullcrap.
- 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,806 Hippocampus: I didn't say that exactly.
- 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,180 Hey, you seem pretty hung up about the dance all of a sudden.
- 00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:42,317 Stupendous: Well, you know about the snowflake gown.
- 00:15:42,351 --> 00:15:43,954 Hippocampus: I was just making that up.
- 00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:45,156 Stupendous: Well, the gown is real,
- 00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,860 and it's exquisite.
- 00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,495 It really hugs my curves.
- 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,068 Hippocampus: OK, so, you don't hate Ice Week.
- 00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,538 Why didn't you just tell me?
- 00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,241 You didn't want me to think you're a loser?
- 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,345 Stupendous: Since when do I care what you think?
- 00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:59,151 Being a ruthless killing machine can get a little lonely.
- 00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:01,221 Not a ton of people want to hang out.
- 00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,727 Hippocampus: I never would have purposely sabotaged Ice Week
- 00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:05,063 if I knew how you felt.
- 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,231 Stupendous: Well, it turns out Ice Week
- 00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:07,868 really is stupid after all.
- 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,471 -What do you mean? -You know what they say:
- 00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,208 When you tell the truth during Ice Week,
- 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,545 you get your ice wish.
- 00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:13,647 Well, I wish we'd be there
- 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,816 in time for the Ice Dance,
- 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,385 and that's not gonna happen.
- 00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:18,322 Hippocampus: Hold on. I think I have an idea.
- 00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,261 This might not work. And if it doesn't,
- 00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:24,702 we're both gonna look like idiots. And probably drown.
- 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:27,240 Stupendous: Well, those two things cancel each other out!
- 00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,509 Hippocampus: Do they? [Ice cracking]
- 00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:31,081 Hippocampus: Let's go!
- 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,320 [Panting]
- 00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,662 Shlub: There you are. Deliria: Having fun at last?
- 00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:40,601 Shlub: No, I was having fun before all this.
- 00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:43,740 If I had only remembered when I first saw that ice
- 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,476 that "You can only be so old
- 00:16:45,511 --> 00:16:47,848 when you're smashing solid gold."
- 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,184 Deliria: That is what they say.
- 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,319 Shlub: I'm sorry for ever
- 00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,156 questioning how lucky I am.
- 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,027 Deliria: Well, it was insane of me to find fault
- 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,296 in you being unhappy.
- 00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:57,133 You're allowed to be unhappy
- 00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,404 as long as you keep giving me that slappy.
- 00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,342 Shlub: Another classic expression.
- 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,279 [People gasp, scream] Opie: Shlub!
- 00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:05,116 There's a whole lotta humans gathering.
- 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,719 You want to see if anyone can put up a real fight?
- 00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:09,091 Shlub: You know what, Opie? I know the perfect place
- 00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:11,461 for some good, old-fashioned carnage. Come with me.
- 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,504 Opie: Oh, man, I'm so glad you had a change of heart.
- 00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:18,743 Who are we gonna kill? Oh, maybe we take on the gods again.
- 00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:20,379 Oh! Your wife?
- 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,283 Shlub: The woman I treasure more than life itself?
- 00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,387 Quite the escalation. Opie: I know, right?
- 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,926 What better way to choose death than murdering someone you love?
- 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,763 Shlub: I know what you mean, old pal.
- 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,767 Let me just pick something up.
- 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:37,047 Opie: Wow. Respect, man. That's hardcore.
- 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,585 [Coughing] You think I made the wall?
- 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,224 Shlub: Yes, buddy. I think you did.
- 00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:44,729 Opie: Uhh! [Thud]
- 00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,832 ♪ [Indistinct chatter]
- 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,344 Tyrannis: Ugh, what now? Orphan: Listen, man,
- 00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:54,214 I have to tell you something. Tyrannis: OK.
- 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,084 Orphan: I'm not an orphan. I'm actually
- 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,454 an apprentice butcher.
- 00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,558 I'm 23 years old. I was playing you.
- 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,696 -But why? -Let's not get judgy.
- 00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:05,369 I just wanted 3 squares a day, just like you wanted Tina.
- 00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,206 By the way, she's also a soulless monster
- 00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:08,543 who uses children as props.
- 00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:10,947 Maybe you two are made for each other.
- 00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,416 Tyrannis: Made for each other?
- 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,487 ♪
- 00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:19,566 Hey. I'm surprised you came.
- 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,234 Tina: Why? I have to finish my story.
- 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,805 Tyrannis: I owe you an explanation.
- 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,374 I owe you the truth.
- 00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,178 Tina: Is it that you pretended that an orphan
- 00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,514 you had recently tried to get murdered
- 00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,217 was your son in order to win my trust?
- 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,386 Tyrannis: That's one truth.
- 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,123 But much like at this dance,
- 00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:33,660 there are layers.
- 00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:36,031 OK, so, the truth is, I am sexually frustrated
- 00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,568 and I was keeping it a secret from everyone.
- 00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,170 Tina: No, you weren't. Everyone knew.
- 00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,807 Tyrannis: Right. OK. How about this?
- 00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,043 My fake orphan son
- 00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,178 isn't an orphan at all.
- 00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:44,782 He's a weirdly young-looking
- 00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:47,186 adult con man. And a butcher's assistant.
- 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,623 I don't know why he has that job.
- 00:18:48,656 --> 00:18:50,326 You'd think he could make a decent living
- 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,662 just as a con man.
- 00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:54,200 Maybe he likes meat? Or hates animals?
- 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,038 At any rate, he was playing me,
- 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:57,908 just like I was playing you.
- 00:18:57,942 --> 00:19:01,314 And perhaps you were playing...
- 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,520 No? Nothing you wanted to share?
- 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,626 You know if you tell the truth during Ice Week,
- 00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:07,894 you get an ice wish.
- 00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:13,239 Tina: Well, while we're spewing truths, Chloe's not my daughter.
- 00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,875 She's just a kid I found when I was drunk.
- 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,613 And then I kept her around because she was useful
- 00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:18,717 in getting my subjects to lower their guards.
- 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,754 But I gotta tell you, she's getting on my nerves.
- 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,524 You think you can get your goon to drown her?
- 00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:24,261 [Gasp] Never mind. Don't ask him.
- 00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,297 That can be my ice wish.
- 00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:33,311 Tyrannis: I think I'm in love. Stupendous: We made it!
- 00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:35,016 Tyrannis: Stupe, you look great!
- 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,387 Stupendous: Thank you! Uhh!
- 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,958 Oh, my gosh, this ice is like water.
- 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,737 People: Wow! Ooh!
- 00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:47,440 ♪
- 00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:49,645 Stupendous: Ohh! Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!
- 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:54,120 Yeah. Come on. [Stupendous and Hippocampus laugh]
- 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,456 Hippocampus: Whoo! Deliria: It's what
- 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:56,726 he would have wanted.
- 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,828 Shlub: Absolutely.
- 00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:59,531 Just look at that smile.
- 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,772 Tyrannis, voice-over: And that's the thing about Ice Week.
- 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,141 It's just like life.
- 00:20:04,174 --> 00:20:07,080 Everyone tells the truth. Everyone lies.
- 00:20:07,113 --> 00:20:09,952 There's real magic. There's false magic.
- 00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:13,826 It's cold. It's wet. And it ends.
- 00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,028 [Kids laughing] Tyrannis: Get back here, Orphan!
- 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,454 [Explosions]
- 00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,399 Richard: Well, I guess this is good-bye, then.
- 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,574 Julia: Uhh. Richard, wait. You forgot something.
- 00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:12,577 Richard: Oh, right. My shawl.
- 00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:17,721 Both: [Muffled speech] [Richard laughs]
- 00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:19,858 Phil: Wow. I can't believe all three of us
- 00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,597 were stuck that whole time and now we're in love.
- 00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:23,933 Richard and Julia: [Muffled speech]
- 00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,302 Man: Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:28,843 Person: Bento. [Cheering]
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