Восстановительная археология — В настоящем времени женщина-археолог по имени Алиса натыкается на руины подземного храма. Она находит морскую раковину, которая позволяет ей связаться с Тираннисом в прошлом, после того как он купил её у торговца. Он узнаёт от Алисы, что Крапополис к настоящему времени превратился в затерянный город, и получает совет, как сохранить Крапополис в настоящем. После некоторых изменений в настоящем Алиса рассказывает Тираннису о высеченном изображении короля, где разные судьбы приводят к разным событиям, которые меняют судьбу Тиранниса. Тем временем Шлуб получает приглашение на свадьбу монстров от своего старого друга-монстра из слизи. Делирия идёт с Шлубом, стараясь не обидеть гостей-монстров, но всё идёт наперекосяк, когда она случайно расчленяет их в целях самообороны.

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Восстановительная археология

Remedial Archeology

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Описание

В настоящем времени женщина-археолог по имени Алиса натыкается на руины подземного храма. Она находит морскую раковину, которая позволяет ей связаться с Тираннисом в прошлом, после того как он купил её у торговца. Он узнаёт от Алисы, что Крапополис к настоящему времени превратился в затерянный город, и получает совет, как сохранить Крапополис в настоящем. После некоторых изменений в настоящем Алиса рассказывает Тираннису о высеченном изображении короля, где разные судьбы приводят к разным событиям, которые меняют судьбу Тиранниса. Тем временем Шлуб получает приглашение на свадьбу монстров от своего старого друга-монстра из слизи. Делирия идёт с Шлубом, стараясь не обидеть гостей-монстров, но всё идёт наперекосяк, когда она случайно расчленяет их в целях самообороны.

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00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,685 Не верится, что я здесь, в поле, откапываю прошлое,
00:00:06,690 --> 00:00:10,080 чтобы лучше понять настоящее и обеспечить себе место в будущем.
00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,560 Ты всерьёз обдумала эту карьеру, а?
00:00:12,570 --> 00:00:16,830 Ну, я буду у воды, откапывать спартанский военный корабль, а ты будешь где угодно еще.
00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:17,914 Извини, что?
00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:20,700 Думаешь, археологи прославляются, помогая друг другу?
00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:21,830 Ты сама по себе, дорогуша.
00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:22,910 Дорогуша?
00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:24,760 Кто так говорит?
00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:28,340 Я ему покажу. Он будет умолять помочь ему, когда я...
00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:32,250 Слава богу.
00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:37,610 Я могу позвать на... помощь.
00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,270 Боже мой.
00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,510 Привет, обложка журнала Кисть и лопата.
00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:54,510 Теперь бы только выбраться отсюда.
00:00:54,590 --> 00:00:56,090 Шесть куриц, ты обезумел?
00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:57,260 Кто здесь?
00:00:57,340 --> 00:00:59,260 Думаешь, мне их девать некуда?
00:00:59,410 --> 00:01:00,600 Это ракушка.
00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:02,170 Ладно, пять куриц.
00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:05,190 За скипетр, который светится, когда меня не уважают?
00:01:05,270 --> 00:01:06,690 Он даже нормально не работает.
00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,420 Я дам тебе один скелет белки.
00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,270 Эй. Привет?
00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:11,270 О, что это?
00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:12,680 Прекрасный выбор.
00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,200 Ракушка, которая говорит "привет" тем, у кого нет друзей.
00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:18,150 У меня такой проблемы нет.
00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:22,430 Два беличьих скелета, и я докину ракушку бесплатно.
00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,790 - По рукам. - Вы меня слышите?
00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:25,360 Я в пещере, мне нужна помощь!
00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:26,710 Она не только здоровается.
00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:29,200 Мой самый выгодно потраченный беличий скелет.
00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:59,200 Что случилось?
00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,910 Он явно не хочет об этом говорить.
00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:03,140 С чего мне не хотеть говорить?
00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,010 Ладно, раскусил, я не хочу об этом слышать.
00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:07,310 Кто на этот раз?
00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:10,420 Это продавец еды за напоминание мыть руки.
00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:14,430 Это мать за напоминание, что мы не бросаем детей в глуши.
00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:16,666 А это подростки. Они не называют причин.
00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:19,750 Ты пробовал не говорить всем в городе что им делать?
00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:21,600 Я не говорю им, что делать.
00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,166 Я пытаюсь сделать этот город памятником тому, чем человечество могло быть,
00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,127 маяком, эхом отражающимся в будущем, что кричит:
00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:33,133 Здесь началась цивилизация, и всё благодаря царю Тирану!
00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,620 Если ты сказал это подросткам, я знаю, почему они тебя побили.
00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,270 Это неважно, уверяю тебя.
00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:41,180 А я не принимаю твои заверения.
00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,360 Мам, пап, из-за чего ссора?
00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,850 И можно в другом месте?
00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:45,870 Сейчас расскажу.
00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:51,333 Какое-то чудовище, явно знавшее вашего отца, подползло к нам к визгом и грохотом шупалец -
00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,573 какая грубость - и сказало что-то о свадьбе.
00:02:53,578 --> 00:02:56,066 И теперь ваш отец не говорит мне, что это за свадьба.
00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:59,470 Вообще-то, мы были заняты кое-чем важным.
00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:03,266 Как нам убедиться, что мои деяния запомнят на все времена?
00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:04,740 Да уж.
00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,332 Меня слышно? Помогите!
00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,560 Твоя волшебная ракушка чего-то хочет.
00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:12,171 Не меняй тему только из-за голоса, доносящегося из волшебной ракушки.
00:03:12,171 --> 00:03:16,010 Я хочу поговорить о доказанном неуважении этой семьи ко мне.
00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,160 Скажи это ракушке.
00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,052 Может, и скажу.
00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,580 Привет? Ракушка дружбы?
00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,100 Так и знай, мне не нужен друг.
00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,600 Я купил тебя в шутку.
00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,750 Да, привет, привет, меня слышно?
00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,840 Да, волшебная ракушка, я тебя слышу.
00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,090 Я не волшебная ракушка.
00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:40,420 Я человек, Элис.
00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,610 Волшебный человек в обычной ракушке.
00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,020 Я обычный человек снаружи волшебной ракушки.
00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:49,020 О, в этом мы с тобой похожи, хотя я не совсем обычный человек.
00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,190 Я царь.
00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:51,270 Царь?
00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:52,600 Царь чего?
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,600 Крапополиса.
00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:54,710 Крапополис?
00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:59,030 Окей, возможно, я сейчас сильно опозорюсь в шоу розыгрышей...
00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:00,530 В чём, в чём?
00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:06,370 Но я честно думаю, что происходит вот что: эта ракушка соединила нас сквозь время.
00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:12,450 Если ты правда из Крапополиса, это значит, что я говорю с тобой из тысяч лет в будущем.
00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:17,880 Тысячи лет? Это означает, что Крапополис будут помнить спустя тысячи лет в будущем.
00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,900 Я знал! Невероятно.
00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:24,980 Не верится, что я действительно говорю с царём затерянного города Крапополис.
00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:29,750 Что ж, я рад... Извини, с царём какого города Крапополис ты сказала?
00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:32,466 Я не то что не хотел брать тебя на свадьбу двоюродного брата...
00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:35,090 Просто не сказал мне, а им сказал, что я не могу.
00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,530 Так было проще, дорогая.
00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,310 Мы из очень разных миров.
00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:39,590 Значит, ты стыдишься их.
00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,910 Или меня!
00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,191 Поэтому не взял меня на чудовищную свадьбу
00:04:43,196 --> 00:04:45,500 или другие чудовищные встречи твоей чудовищной семьи?
00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:48,510 Необязательно добавлять ко всему слово "чудовищный", мы так не делаем.
00:04:48,976 --> 00:04:50,770 Ты считаешь меня расисткой.
00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,010 Э, нет.
00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,500 Шлаб, у меня нет проблем с чудовищами.
00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,110 Как ты мог так подумать? Я клёвая.
00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:58,590 Да, конечно.
00:04:58,610 --> 00:05:00,340 Это явно важно для тебя, так что давай.
00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:01,950 Пойдём на свадьбу вместе.
00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:02,950 Правда?
00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,520 Замечательно!
00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,690 Но знай, это очень традиционные чудовища.
00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:08,120 С ними бывает нелегко.
00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,600 Меня не пугает монстрятник.
00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,700 Такого там говорить не стоит.
00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:12,770 Чего, монстрятник?
00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:13,870 Нет, нет, нет, конечно.
00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:14,960 Что ты.
00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,690 О, это будет так весело.
00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:20,550 Но потом вход в пещеру обрушился, так что я застряла под землёй без выхода.
00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:23,733 И я не знаю, от жажды я умру, голода или еще одного обвала.
00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:27,290 Ясно. Но почему город "затерянный"? Как это возможно?
00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,700 Я смотрю на него сейчас. У нас три двухэтажных здания.
00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,640 Ты несколько зациклен на себе, да?
00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:33,720 Я царь.
00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,540 Мне положено таким быть.
00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,060 Может быть ты плоха в... напомни, как называется твоя работа?
00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:40,410 Арки-барки?
00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:41,470 Археология.
00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,060 Может быть, ты в этом плоха?
00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,470 Я знаю о твоем городе, как раз потому что я хороша.
00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,810 Крапополис довольно малоизвестен.
00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:51,414 Единственное его упоминание - одна строчка в афинской пьесе.
00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:55,533 Что-то про то, что лучше стать обедом в лесу, чем обедать в Крапополисе.
00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,320 Да, мне знакомо это выражение.
00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:00,214 Оно популярно. Я пытаюсь с ним покончить.
00:06:00,214 --> 00:06:04,300 Радуйся, что тебе не удастся, благодаря этому о вас будут помнить,
00:06:04,305 --> 00:06:08,090 да и то только настоящие аркигологи и выкапыватели типа меня.
00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,750 Вы далеко не Афины.
00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:11,260 Афины будут помнить?
00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,410 Их не просто помнят.
00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:13,580 Они еще стоят.
00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:14,350 Серьёзно?
00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:15,670 Как? Как они?..
00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:17,850 Помоги мне сделать то, что сделали они.
00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:20,080 Я умираю в пещере, ты забыл?
00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,600 У этих проблем одно решение.
00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:26,510 Ты в руинах, которых не было бы, если бы Крапополис еще стоял, как... Афины.
00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:30,369 Помоги моему городу выжить, и тебе будет нечего арки-фаркить,
00:06:30,369 --> 00:06:32,890 а это значит, что ты там не застрянешь.
00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:36,490 В твоих словах есть смысл. Если не считать арки-фарки.
00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:38,490 Отлично. Так что нам делать?
00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,730 Ну, есть миллион причин, почему город выживает, или его помнят.
00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:43,300 Над чем вы сейчас работаете?
00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:46,520 Мы думаем, как распределить время между орошением, разводом Фрэда и Нэнси
00:06:47,136 --> 00:06:49,740 и заменой всех каменных построек деревянными.
00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,590 Конечно, развод Фреда и Нэнси важнее.
00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:54,830 Кто такие Фред и Нэнси, и почему они важнее?
00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:55,670 Интересно.
00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:57,170 Забудь о Фреде и Нэнси.
00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,660 Они могут остаться вместе, найти способ, может даже снова влюбиться.
00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,930 Они были такой милой парой.
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,340 Поставь орошение в начало списка и не заменяй камень деревом.
00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,250 В основном уцелеет камень. И статуи.
00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:09,610 Статуи, серьёзно?
00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,420 Именно такие сведения мне нужны.
00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,520 Ого, погоди.
00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:15,610 Что, ты нашла выход?
00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,510 Я не хотел прозвучать разочарованно.
00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,930 Нет, здесь вдруг стало намного больше вещей.
00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:23,286 Кажется, сказав тебе, как сменить приоритеты, я только что
00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:26,350 изменила историю и сделала Крапополис менее затерянным.
00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:27,301 Это работает.
00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:30,020 Здесь столько невероятных находок.
00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,870 Боже, это изображение.
00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:33,460 Изображение? Какое?
00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:39,970 Огромная одноглазая женщина убивает царя колесом телеги, пока рыба наблюдает.
00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,300 Ты слышишь?
00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,100 Ты уверена, что ты в Крапополисе?
00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,390 И у женщины точно один глаз?
00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:51,560 Может, эта двуглазая, которая подмигивает.
00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:55,390 Слуга сказал, что ты хочешь сосредоточиться только на орошении?
00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:56,560 Не только.
00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,880 Торговля тоже очень важна.
00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,830 О, ясно. А почему мы слушаем ракушку?
00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,950 Если хочешь знать, в ракушке женщина из будущего, застрявшая
00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:07,660 в руинах затерянного, но ненадолго, города Крапополис.
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,150 Элис, поздоровайся с Гиппокампом.
00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,480 Привет.
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,480 Ты в будущем?
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,730 Я уничтожил луну?
00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:15,490 Ты это планируешь?
00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:16,730 Ну, я мечтаю.
00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,420 - Луна еще на небе. - Чёрт.
00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:20,570 А солнце? Эта ерундовина еще там?
00:08:20,938 --> 00:08:23,250 Нет, стой! Я говорил с ней кое о чём важно.
00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:24,180 Вот ты где.
00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:30,340 А вот где ты, рядом с телегой, с колёсами, с колёсами телеги.
00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,520 Да, Гиппо попросил притащить припасы.
00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:34,010 С колёсами что-то не так?
00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,530 - Могу их снять. - Нет!
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:40,700 Я только что принял закон о запрете колёс телег, так что я бы не стал их трогать.
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,260 Ты запрещаешь колёса?
00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,680 Это тебе волшебная ракушка сказала?
00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,200 Нет, я просто решил, что они опасны.
00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,280 Кого-то может убить.
00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,210 Колесом телеги?
00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,770 Очевидно.
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:54,325 И если ты не планируешь убить кого-то колесом телеги,
00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:57,880 тебе следует поддержать закон и начать сжигать колёса.
00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:00,290 Аккуратно.
00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:04,450 Она просит построить тоннель, который выстоит пять тысяч лет, без детского труда.
00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:06,960 Да, в будущем мы это порицаем.
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,620 Еще отличный совет. Но для чего этот тоннель?
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,970 Мы меняем план?
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,880 Я думал, мы делаем так, чтобы Крапополис дожил до твоего времени.
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:19,390 Да, на случай, если у нас не получится, хочу убедиться, что я буду жива в своем времени.
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,820 Да, конечно. Извини.
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,490 Из любопытства, то изображение изменилось?
00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,640 Нет, одноглазая женщина бросает царя в колодец.
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,400 Что? Она била его колесом телеги.
00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,640 Да? Подожди.
00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,900 Ну конечно.
00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:39,173 Это как в тех фильмах о путешествиях во времени, вроде Назад в будущее,
00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:42,061 Назад в будущее два или Назад в будущее три.
00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:44,988 Изменив прошлое, ты создал настоящее, где изображения
00:09:44,993 --> 00:09:47,600 с колесом не было, и я тебе нём не рассказывала.
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,840 Интересно. И напомни, о чём мы говорили?
00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:56,830 Похоже, когда мы что-то меняем, наша память о том, как было прежде, исчезает.
00:09:56,830 --> 00:10:00,360 Я не совсем понял, но знаю, что мы закроем все колодцы.
00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,930 Нам стоит беспокоиться?
00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,600 Определённо.
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,340 Но я люблю копать тоннели.
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,910 А я люблю огонь.
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:15,290 Тост за жениха и невесту.
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,610 Р-р-р!
00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:19,350 Так здорово, что я с вами.
00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:22,040 Мы тебе рады, Деррария.
00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:22,870 Делирия.
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:23,860 Извини?
00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:25,170 Это произносится "Делирия".
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,050 Не волнуйся. Мне нравится, как ты говоришь.
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,790 Это звучит обаятельно.
00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:34,040 Я знаю, что у наших видов проблемная история, это ужасно.
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:37,370 Что ж, это очень сложная тема.
00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:38,630 И в то же время простая.
00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:42,409 Для меня важно, чтобы вы знали, что меня приводят в ужас мои так называемые сородичи,
00:10:42,705 --> 00:10:45,680 которые безнаказанно жгут чудовищ божественным огнём.
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,730 В наши-то времена, это просто жуть.
00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:53,220 Вроде на той неделе выкосили целый регион чудовищ?
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,480 Да, это была чудовищная резня.
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,820 Не добавляете слово "чудовищный" ко всему, говоришь?
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:03,560 Ну, можете быть уверены, я не стану выкашивать этот регион.
00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,320 Если вы не станете меня злить.
00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:08,920 Шучу, конечно же.
00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:11,920 Как видите, у меня нет проблем с чудовищами.
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,730 Я замужем за одним из них.
00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:20,920 Ты просил отчёт.
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:23,600 Да. Вот оттуда, пожалуйста.
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:28,010 Мы сожгли все колёса, хотя ты больше не помнишь, зачем нужно было это делать.
00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,760 Я помню, что это было важно.
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,540 И мы закрыли решётками все колодцы, вёдра в них больше не пролезают.
00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:37,360 И мы начали осуществлять твой новый закон о ломании всех вил.
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,360 Отлично.
00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,770 У нас всё хорошо?
00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:44,460 Ты странно смотришь, как будто боишься, что я зарежу тебя, каждый раз, когда я подхожу ближе.
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,140 Эй, тебе надо ломать вилы, а мне посоветоваться с ракушкой.
00:11:48,145 --> 00:11:50,602 Так что давай не вдаваться в то, кто боится быть
00:11:50,607 --> 00:11:53,220 зарезанным чем-то, когда к нему кто-то приближается.
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,300 Что сейчас на табличке?
00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:55,480 То же, что и всегда.
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,487 Чёрт.
00:11:56,733 --> 00:12:00,710 Ти - и я спрашиваю это, как женщина, умирающая в пещере, которой сейчас не до сочувствия другим -
00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:03,120 ты царь на изображении?
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:04,460 Я царь на изображении.
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,630 Великанша - моя сестра.
00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,140 Рыболюд - мой брат.
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,720 Гиппо - рыболюд?
00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:11,720 Ну, это не страннее всего остального.
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,530 Так значит, ты выглядишь так?
00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,540 Не знаю.
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,880 Как я выгляжу?
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,620 Тощий парень с большими волосами. И чем-то похожим на полоски вони.
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:22,960 Все воняют. В будущем люди не воняют?
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,960 У нас есть мыло.
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,460 Я хочу рецепт.
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,800 Как ты выглядишь?
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,060 Я выгляжу как ракушка.
00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:34,845 Если я упаду в пещеру, из которой ведёт тоннель, можно предположить,
00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:39,050 что я не найду ракушку. И тогда никто из нас не вспомнит этой встречи.
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,550 Точно, как с табличкой.
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:44,820 Вот бы был способ сохранить всё, что ты рассказал, на случай, если я забуду.
00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,890 Не думаю, что у вас есть письменность.
00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:49,060 Письменность. Она прижилась?
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,910 Я знал, что она приживётся.
00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:51,990 Она у вас есть?
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,400 - Гиппо над ней работал. Гиппо! - Что?
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,590 Письменность, поторопись с ней.
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,990 - Это сработало. - Правда? Уже?
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:10,160 Ты попросил его и это значит, что он рано или поздно это сделает. Так что нам удалось!
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,330 Нам удалось!
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,920 Ладно, сейчас займусь этим.
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,270 По-моему всё идёт замечательно.
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:21,520 Ты слышал мою речь о том, почему стереотипы о чудовищах так вредны?
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,690 Да, не могла бы ты немножко сбавить обороты?
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,170 Сбавить обороты?
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,190 Они меня обожают.
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,930 Они прикусывают языки, дорогая.
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:32,010 Они не хотят слышать о том, как твой вид доводит их до вымирания.
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:33,460 Но я выступаю против.
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:37,180 Это не та тема, которую они хотят обсуждать с тобой на свадьбе.
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,800 Р-р-р, р-р-р!
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,690 Да, рычим, народ.
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:43,870 Привет.
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:48,332 Моему мужу кажется, что вы осуждаете меня, но я знаю, что это не так.
00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:52,530 Иначе бы вы напали на меня и попытались растерзать своими чудовищными челюстями.
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:57,710 Потому что чудовища пытаются растерзать всех подряд без разбора?
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,800 Естественно, я шутила.
00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:02,210 Если что, я фанатка растерзания.
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:04,590 Если ты в этом хорош, то ты в этом хорош.
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,570 Вы всё-таки осуждаете меня.
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:13,330 Кучка рявкающих чудовищ осуждает меня?
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,150 Не рычите на меня.
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:49,030 Что ж, я признаю, что была неправа.
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:53,430 Всё-таки лучше держать нас раздельно. И их лучше держать раздельно.
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,520 Дошло?
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,430 Ой, расслабься.
00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:59,600 Так что, сразу домой или сперва за медовухой?
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,710 Ты серьёзно?
00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:03,710 Значит, сразу домой.
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,370 Ты уже расшифровала?
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,550 Почти.
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,130 Это по сути линейное письмо Б.
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,220 Оно может даже помочь нам с линейным А.
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:16,970 Я не могу расшифровать то, что ты говоришь, но это звучит как большой успех.
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,290 Почему они не копают?
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,790 Мне нужно вернуть детский труд?
00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:21,230 Ну как бы да!
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,960 Но пара зданий рухнула.
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,230 Это важнее.
00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:26,030 Ладно. Так и скажу жертвам.
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:27,610 - Элис, ты уже на свободе? - Нет.
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:28,460 Всё еще в пещере.
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,890 Она еще в пещере, Гиппо.
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,450 Ти, мы переживаем.
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,710 Ты переживаешь, что убьёшь меня припрятанными вилами.
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:35,230 Что?
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,140 Твоя ракушка, которая должна делать тебя менее одиноким и грустным,
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:42,630 тебе не приходило в голову, что она говорит то, что ты хочешь услышать?
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,800 Он говорит, что ты обезумел.
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,800 Я не это говорю.
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,910 А я это.
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:48,070 Это нужно прекратить.
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,820 - Всё, я поняла. - Ты поняла?
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,750 - Да, Тиран... - Боже, боже, там это написано?
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,150 Там мое имя?
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,730 - Легендарный безумный царь. - Легендарный, класс!
00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,830 Подожди, безумный?
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:05,650 Который подчинялся приказам ракушки и поэтому был заперт в тюрьме для безумных.
00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:08,740 Что ж, это...
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,660 Ясно.
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,010 Мужчины и женщины одинаковые.
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,440 Мы равные.
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,020 У нас всех по тридцать два зуба, пересчитайте мои.
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,000 Нет, мы не будем их считать.
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,340 Но спасибо, что поделилась, ТельмамнмОн.
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:29,690 Адриан, БЭдриан, хотите продолжить?
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,270 Как видите, мы два брата.
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,120 Да-да.
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,620 Мы родились в один день.
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:34,850 Одна мама, один папа.
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:35,940 И выглядим одинаково.
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,960 Но мы разные люди.
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,870 БЭдриан, мы это обсуждали.
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:42,960 Ты один человек, которого разделило надвое проклятие ведьмы.
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,690 А я царь Крапополиса.
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:45,710 Я тоже!
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,280 Нет, он правда царь.
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,530 Блин.
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,950 Я провалил всё, что пытался сделать.
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,380 И даже хуже. Лучше бы я не находил ту ракушку.
00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:53,860 Ракушки, блин.
00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:56,620 Я хотел запомниться, хотел прикоснуться к будущему,
00:16:56,620 --> 00:17:01,200 но я лишь предрешил свою судьбу беспомощного безумца, которого убьёт сестра.
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:05,150 По крайней мере если я заперт здесь, это больше не проблема.
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,230 Царь Тиран, к тебе пришла сестра.
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,990 О чём ты? Я не хочу тебя убивать.
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,720 Я хочу, чтобы тебе стало лучше.
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,830 Лучше это здоровее или мертвее?
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,720 - "Лучше мертвее"? - Я знал!
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,810 Отойди от меня!
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,450 У нас напряжённая работа.
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,170 Давай покажу, что я делаю, когда у меня стресс.
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,750 Ты наверно захочешь изобразить, как убиваешь не себя. Или нет.
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,230 Может, это уймёт твой зуд.
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,250 Ты это рисовала?
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,680 Ты никогда не собиралась меня убивать.
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,240 Ну как никогда...
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,660 Мы не можем определить то, какими нас запомнят.
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,830 Безумно пытаться контролировать информацию на протяжении тысяч лет.
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,000 Теперь я понимаю.
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,910 Я должен ее спасти.
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,050 Можешь меня вытащить?
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,360 Могу ли я тебя вытащить?
00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:55,700 Ну, всё равно я толком не понимал, что я делаю.
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,780 ГоргОна, ты жива!
00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:04,430 Вы все живы и еще чудовищнее, чем когда-либо.
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,270 Как?
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,860 Считай, что я так предлагаю мир.
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,290 Обязательно было их ронять?
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,460 Просто слушай.
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,290 Ты был прав насчёт всего.
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,800 Я хотела доказать, что я не такая. как другие боги. Но это тоже типичное поведение богов.
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:20,620 И мы были на празднике чудовищ, который я испортила. Поэтому я вернула твоих друзей.
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:25,230 Полагаю, они не против, что часть их лап и крыльев перепуталась.
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:28,400 Я говорю это с уверенность, зная, что они уже меня ненавидят.
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:34,050 Учитывая, что ты создала новый вид чудовищ, который мы назовём франкенштейном,
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:38,240 мы принимаем твою странную попытку принести извинения.
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,750 О, я бы не назвала это извинением.
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:40,970 Дорогая.
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,810 Да, да, ладно, я извиняюсь.
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,990 Р-р-р!
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,540 У меня зубов как у мужчин!
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:53,260 Я совершенно индивидуальный самостоятельный человек.
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,760 Да, я тоже. Мы оба такие.
00:18:55,910 --> 00:19:00,350 Я копаю тоннель, который сотрёт мою память о ракушке, сказавшей его выкопать.
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:03,770 Ох ты.
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,660 Держись, Элис, я иду!
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:10,610 Ти, если закончите тоннель сейчас, мы не успеем обеспечить вам место в будущем.
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,020 Крапополис останется затерянным.
00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,510 История и арки-фарки это просто идеи.
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,860 Реальны люди и то, умрут ли они в пещерах.
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,190 Но я тебя не вспомню.
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:22,470 Никто из нас не будет знать, что ты меня спас.
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:25,770 Но я всё равно тебя спасу.
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,880 Ти, что ты здесь делаешь?
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,360 И зачем ты вырыл тоннель?
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:44,640 Точно не знаю, но такое чувство, что это было важным.
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,130 Зачем я держу ракушку?
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:51,730 Кстати о важном, зацените. Я нарисовала, как бросаю Ти львам.
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,890 Мне не нравится.
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,150 Я так снимаю стресс.
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:57,110 Рисунку незачем быть красивым.
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,480 Как прошла чудовищная поездка?
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,400 Я бы сказала удачно.
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,890 Но это просто поездка.
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,520 Не нужно добавлять к ней слово чудовище, а?
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,500 Да.
00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:13,230 Ваша мать даже создала новое вид чудовищ, чудовище франкенштейн.
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:16,550 Вообще-то, просто франкенштейн.
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:23,020 Это был пугающий, но очень счастливый случай.
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:27,190 Если бы не обвал, возможно, артефакты никогда бы не нашли.
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:31,510 И одни только письмена произведут революцию в изучении этого забытого города.
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,838 Из-за таких открытий и становятся арки-фарки...
00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:37,750 извините, и становятся археологами.
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,350 И как назывался этот город?
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:40,260 Крапополис.
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,020 Как думаете, его возможно изменить?
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,440 Изменить название?
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,110 Нет, не думаю.
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,950 Название уже было.
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,040 Почему такое?
00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,780 Над ним легко смеяться.
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,940 О чём вы?
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,440 Мне сказать это вслух?
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,620 Скажите.
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,270 Достаточно изменить одну букву.
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,030 Вот что вы сделали бы, как журналист?
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:02,630 Вы бы сказали "Крапополис? Скорее Кражополис" и были бы довольны собой?
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:06,780 Типа, вы сделали свою работу, придумали что-то умное и оригинальное?
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,880 Пожалуй, это немного халтурно.
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:09,800 Вот и ладно.
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,120 Всё равно оно не очень.
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,400 Какое есть, ясно? Проехали.

00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,778 I can't believe I'm here in the field
00:00:05,778 --> 00:00:08,383 digging up the past to better understand the present
00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,120 and cement my place in the future.
00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,189 You've really thought about what
00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:12,491 this career means to you, huh?
00:00:12,491 --> 00:00:14,262 Well, I'll be by the water unearthing ruins
00:00:14,262 --> 00:00:15,364 of a Spartan warship,
00:00:15,364 --> 00:00:17,001 and you'll be anywhere the hell else.
00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:18,270 Excuse me?
00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:20,641 You think archaeologists get famous by helping each other?
00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:21,844 You're on your own, Toots.
00:00:21,844 --> 00:00:22,880 "Toots"?
00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,783 Who even says that?
00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:25,919 He'll see.
00:00:26,019 --> 00:00:28,389 He'll be begging me for favors when I make it to the--
00:00:28,389 --> 00:00:31,028 [screams]
00:00:31,028 --> 00:00:32,264 Oh, thank god.
00:00:32,264 --> 00:00:37,643 I can still call for-- ahh--help.
00:00:37,643 --> 00:00:39,312 Oh, my.
00:00:39,312 --> 00:00:40,849 [gasps]
00:00:40,849 --> 00:00:43,621 Whoa.
00:00:43,621 --> 00:00:46,760 <i>[mysterious music]</i>
00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,598 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:00:48,598 --> 00:00:52,338 Hello, cover of "Brush & Shovel" magazine.
00:00:52,338 --> 00:00:54,341 Now, if I can just get out of here.
00:00:54,341 --> 00:00:55,878 <i>Six chickens, are you insane?</i>
00:00:55,878 --> 00:00:57,048 Hello?
00:00:57,048 --> 00:00:59,052 <i>Do you think I'm made of chickens?</i>
00:00:59,052 --> 00:01:00,588 [gasps] It's the shell.
00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:01,857 <i>Fine, five chickens.</i>
00:01:01,857 --> 00:01:05,030 For a scepter that glows if someone doesn't respect me?
00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:06,466 Look, it doesn't even work right.
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,136 I'll give you one squirrel skeleton.
00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,973 <i>Hello? Hello?</i>
00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:11,042 Oh, what's that?
00:01:11,042 --> 00:01:12,444 Ah, excellent choice.
00:01:12,444 --> 00:01:14,717 It's a shell that says "hello" for people
00:01:14,717 --> 00:01:16,018 who don't have friends.
00:01:16,018 --> 00:01:17,922 Ah, not an issue for me.
00:01:17,922 --> 00:01:19,526 [scepter whirring]
00:01:19,526 --> 00:01:22,131 Two squirrel skeletons, and I throw in the shell for free.
00:01:22,131 --> 00:01:23,601 - Deal. <i>- Can you hear me?</i>
00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:25,137 <i>I'm trapped in a cave, and I need help!</i>
00:01:25,137 --> 00:01:26,473 Hmm, says more than "hello."
00:01:26,473 --> 00:01:28,978 Best squirrel skeletons I ever spent.
00:01:28,978 --> 00:01:31,951 <i>[dramatic lyre music]</i>
00:01:31,951 --> 00:01:39,198 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:01:49,953 --> 00:01:52,257 <i>♪ Whoo ♪</i>
00:01:54,062 --> 00:01:57,970 <i>[mysterious music]</i>
00:01:57,970 --> 00:01:59,438 What happened to you?
00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:00,808 He obviously doesn't want to talk about it.
00:02:00,808 --> 00:02:02,946 What? Why wouldn't I want to talk about it?
00:02:02,946 --> 00:02:04,282 OK, you got me.
00:02:04,282 --> 00:02:05,785 I just don't want to hear about it.
00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:07,121 So who was it this time?
00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:08,991 This was the food merchants for reminding
00:02:08,991 --> 00:02:10,327 them to wash their hands.
00:02:10,327 --> 00:02:11,864 This was a mother for reminding her
00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:14,335 we don't just abandon our children in the wilderness.
00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,337 And this was teens.
00:02:15,337 --> 00:02:16,907 They don't give a reason.
00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:18,343 Have you considered not telling a city full of people
00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:19,546 what to do all the time?
00:02:19,546 --> 00:02:21,482 I'm not telling them what to do.
00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:23,554 I'm trying to make sure this city is a monument to what
00:02:23,554 --> 00:02:26,760 humanity could be-- a beacon echoing into the future,
00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,434 crying out, this is where civilization started,
00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:33,173 and it's all thanks to King Tyrannis!
00:02:33,173 --> 00:02:34,542 If you said that to the teens,
00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,412 I think I know why they beat you up.
00:02:36,513 --> 00:02:38,116 It was nothing of importance, I assure you.
00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:41,021 And I reject your assurance out of hand.
00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:43,260 Mom, Dad, what's the bickering?
00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,763 And can it happen elsewhere?
00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:45,765 Well, I'll tell you.
00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,702 Some monster who clearly knew your father
00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:50,473 came up to us with a great shrieking and thrashing
00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:52,612 of tentacles, terribly rude, and said something
00:02:52,612 --> 00:02:54,415 about a wedding, and now your father
00:02:54,415 --> 00:02:56,018 won't tell me what wedding.
00:02:56,018 --> 00:02:58,156 You know, actually, we were in the middle of something
00:02:58,156 --> 00:02:59,391 pretty important.
00:02:59,391 --> 00:03:00,828 How do we ensure that I'm remembered
00:03:00,828 --> 00:03:03,801 for all time as a visionary?
00:03:03,801 --> 00:03:04,737 Wow.
00:03:04,737 --> 00:03:05,939 <i>Can you hear me?</i>
00:03:05,939 --> 00:03:07,174 <i>Help!</i>
00:03:07,174 --> 00:03:08,577 I think your magic shell needs something.
00:03:08,677 --> 00:03:10,313 Don't change the subject just because you
00:03:10,313 --> 00:03:11,851 hear a voice calling for help from a magic shell.
00:03:11,851 --> 00:03:13,086 I want-- [scepter whirring]
00:03:13,186 --> 00:03:16,125 to talk about this family's proven lack of respect for me.
00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:17,161 Tell it to the shell.
00:03:17,161 --> 00:03:20,033 Maybe I will.
00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,206 [scepter whirring]
00:03:24,776 --> 00:03:25,879 [scepter whirring]
00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:28,483 [grumbles]
00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:29,285 Hello?
00:03:29,285 --> 00:03:30,588 Friendship shell?
00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:32,190 <i>To be clear, I don't need a friend.</i>
00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,694 <i>I bought this as a goof.</i>
00:03:33,694 --> 00:03:34,730 Yes, hello.
00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:35,765 Hello, can you hear me?
00:03:35,765 --> 00:03:37,802 Yes, magic shell, I can hear you.
00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:39,105 <i>I'm not a magic shell.</i>
00:03:39,105 --> 00:03:40,441 <i>I'm a person, Alice.</i>
00:03:40,441 --> 00:03:42,678 A magic person inside an ordinary shell.
00:03:42,678 --> 00:03:45,083 <i>A normal person outside of a magic shell.</i>
00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,520 Oh, then we have that in common,
00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,125 although I'm not entirely a normal person.
00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,260 I'm a king.
00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,295 <i>King?</i>
00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:52,665 <i>King of what?</i>
00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,701 Of Krapopolis.
00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:54,870 Krapopolis?
00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:58,076 OK, I may be about to embarrass myself
00:03:58,076 --> 00:03:59,111 very badly on a prank show--
00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:00,615 <i>On a what?</i>
00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:04,188 but I honestly think what's happening is this shell
00:04:04,188 --> 00:04:06,359 is connecting us across time.
00:04:06,359 --> 00:04:08,530 If you're really from Krapopolis,
00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:11,369 that means I'm talking to you from thousands
00:04:11,369 --> 00:04:12,505 of years in the future.
00:04:12,505 --> 00:04:14,843 Thousands of-- well, that would
00:04:14,843 --> 00:04:16,814 mean Krapopolis is remembered thousands
00:04:16,814 --> 00:04:17,982 of years in the future.
00:04:17,982 --> 00:04:19,018 I knew it!
00:04:19,118 --> 00:04:20,020 This is incredible.
00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,923 <i>I can't believe I'm actually talking</i>
00:04:21,923 --> 00:04:25,130 <i>to the king of the lost city of Krapopolis.</i>
00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,499 Well, I'm pleased to--
00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,571 I'm sorry, king of the what city of Krapopolis
00:04:28,571 --> 00:04:29,906 did you say?
00:04:29,906 --> 00:04:31,877 It's not that didn't want you at my cousin's wedding.
00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:33,012 I just--
00:04:33,213 --> 00:04:35,150 Didn't tell me about it and told them I couldn't make it.
00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,653 Well, it just seems simpler, darling.
00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:38,389 We're from very different worlds.
00:04:38,389 --> 00:04:40,026 So you're embarrassed of them--
00:04:40,026 --> 00:04:41,028 [gasps] or of me.
00:04:41,028 --> 00:04:42,799 Is that why you won't take me to your monster
00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,334 wedding or any other monster events with your
00:04:44,334 --> 00:04:45,672 monster family?
00:04:45,672 --> 00:04:47,207 You know you can just say the words.
00:04:47,207 --> 00:04:48,677 We don't put "monster" in front of everything.
00:04:48,677 --> 00:04:50,949 [gasps] You think I'm a bigot.
00:04:50,949 --> 00:04:52,151 Uh, no.
00:04:52,151 --> 00:04:54,590 Shlub, I have no problem with monsters.
00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:56,125 How could you think that?
00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:57,328 I can hang.
00:04:57,328 --> 00:04:58,730 Yes, of course.
00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:00,467 Clearly important to you, darling, so let's do it.
00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,137 Let's go to this wedding together.
00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:03,139 Do you mean it?
00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:04,576 How wonderful!
00:05:04,576 --> 00:05:06,847 You should know these are very orthodox monsters.
00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:08,150 They can be quite a lot.
00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:09,753 I think I can handle a monster mash.
00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:11,824 Ooh, maybe don't say that while we're there.
00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:12,926 What, "monster mash"?
00:05:12,926 --> 00:05:14,061 Oh, no, no, no, of course not.
00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:15,163 Why would I?
00:05:15,163 --> 00:05:16,700 Oh, this is going to be so much fun.
00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,203 But then the cave entrance collapsed,
00:05:18,203 --> 00:05:20,073 so I'm trapped underground with no way out,
00:05:20,073 --> 00:05:22,913 and I don't know if I'll die of thirst or starvation
00:05:22,913 --> 00:05:23,914 or another cave-in.
00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:26,152 Right, but "lost" city.
00:05:26,152 --> 00:05:27,454 How is it lost?
00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:28,691 I'm looking at it right now.
00:05:28,691 --> 00:05:30,828 We have three two-story buildings.
00:05:30,828 --> 00:05:33,099 <i>You're sort of self-centered, aren't you?</i>
00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:33,934 I'm the king.
00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,671 I'm supposed to be in the center.
00:05:35,671 --> 00:05:37,943 Is it possible you're a bad-- uh, what-- what did
00:05:37,943 --> 00:05:39,245 you say your job is called?
00:05:39,245 --> 00:05:40,447 A arky-barky?
00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:41,650 <i>Archaeologist.</i>
00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,252 Is it possible you're bad at it?
00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,658 The only reason I've heard of your city is I'm great at it.
00:05:45,658 --> 00:05:47,996 Krapopolis is a pretty deep cut.
00:05:47,996 --> 00:05:51,235 The only record of it is one line in an Athenian play,
00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:53,841 something about it being better to be dinner in the woods
00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:55,845 than to have dinner in Krapopolis.
00:05:55,845 --> 00:05:58,517 Um, yes, I'm aware of the expression.
00:05:58,617 --> 00:05:59,920 It's very popular. I'm trying to kill it.
00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,190 Well, you should be glad you fail,
00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,894 because that's how you're remembered,
00:06:03,894 --> 00:06:08,303 and only by real "archaeholics" and "excavaniacs" like me.
00:06:08,303 --> 00:06:09,973 <i>You're not exactly Athens.</i>
00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:11,475 Athens is remembered?
00:06:11,475 --> 00:06:12,579 <i>It's not just remembered.</i>
00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:13,748 <i>It's still around.</i>
00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:14,616 Seriously?
00:06:14,616 --> 00:06:15,884 How? How do they--
00:06:15,884 --> 00:06:17,956 Help-- help me do whatever they did.
00:06:17,956 --> 00:06:20,260 <i>You remember I'm dying in a cave, right?</i>
00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,730 Two problems with the same solution.
00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:23,634 You're in rubble, but you wouldn't be
00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,472 if Krapopolis was still around, like--ugh--Athens.
00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:28,877 Help my city survive, and you won't have anything
00:06:28,877 --> 00:06:31,717 to "arky-farky-cize" here, which means you'll never get
00:06:31,717 --> 00:06:32,919 trapped in the first place.
00:06:32,919 --> 00:06:35,089 <i>That actually kind of makes sense,</i>
00:06:35,089 --> 00:06:36,492 <i>except for "arky-farky-cize."</i>
00:06:36,492 --> 00:06:38,597 Great, all right. So what do we do?
00:06:38,597 --> 00:06:39,833 <i>Well, there's a million reasons</i>
00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,803 <i>a city survives or is remembered.</i>
00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:43,306 <i>Tell me what you're working on now.</i>
00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:45,010 We're figuring out how to divide our time
00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,381 between irrigation, Fred and Nancy's divorce,
00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:49,786 and replacing all our stone structures with wood.
00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:51,690 Obviously, Fred and Nancy's divorce comes first.
00:06:51,690 --> 00:06:54,896 <i>Who are Fred and Nancy, and why would that come first?</i>
00:06:54,896 --> 00:06:55,965 Interesting.
00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:57,267 Forget Fred and Nancy.
00:06:57,267 --> 00:06:59,304 They can stay together, figure out a way to make it work,
00:06:59,304 --> 00:07:00,708 fall in love again, even.
00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:02,077 They were so cute together in the beginning.
00:07:02,077 --> 00:07:03,781 <i>Push irrigation to the top of that list,</i>
00:07:03,781 --> 00:07:05,450 <i>and do not replace stone with wood.</i>
00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:08,323 <i>Stone is most of what survives, and statues.</i>
00:07:08,323 --> 00:07:09,760 Statues, really?
00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,530 See, this is the kind of intel I need.
00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,634 <i>Whoa, hang on.</i>
00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,738 What, did you find a way out?
00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:17,541 I didn't mean to sound disappointed just then.
00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:20,013 No, there's a lot more stuff down here all of a sudden.
00:07:20,013 --> 00:07:22,652 I think me telling you how to change your priorities
00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:26,392 just changed history and made Krapopolis a little less lost.
00:07:26,392 --> 00:07:27,696 <i>It's working.</i>
00:07:27,696 --> 00:07:30,067 Everything here is an incredible find.
00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:32,004 Oh, my god, this carving.
00:07:32,004 --> 00:07:33,640 <i>Carving? Of what?</i>
00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,309 A giant one-eyed woman beating
00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:40,153 a king to death with a wagon wheel while a fish watches.
00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:41,489 Hello?
00:07:41,489 --> 00:07:44,261 <i>Are you sure you're in Krapopolis?</i>
00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,537 And you're positive the woman has one eye?
00:07:48,537 --> 00:07:51,676 Maybe it's a two-eyed giant woman and she's winking.
00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:53,446 A servant said you want me to focus
00:07:53,446 --> 00:07:55,518 exclusively on irrigation?
00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:56,686 <i>Not exclusively.</i>
00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,857 <i>Trade is also very important.</i>
00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:01,997 Oh, OK, and why does the shell have a say?
00:08:01,997 --> 00:08:04,101 If you must know, the shell is a woman from the future
00:08:04,101 --> 00:08:06,940 trapped in the ruins of the "soon to be not lost"
00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:07,876 city of Krapopolis.
00:08:07,876 --> 00:08:10,247 Alice, say hello to Hippocampus.
00:08:10,247 --> 00:08:11,617 <i>Uh, hi.</i>
00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:12,619 You're in the future?
00:08:12,619 --> 00:08:13,854 Did I destroy the moon?
00:08:13,854 --> 00:08:15,625 You're planning to destroy the moon?
00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,827 I mean, it's a dream.
00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:18,530 <i>- The moon's still here.</i> - Damn.
00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:19,733 What about the sun?
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,868 Is that stupid old thing still up there?
00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,003 No, wait!
00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:23,406 I need to talk to her about something important.
00:08:23,406 --> 00:08:24,375 There you are.
00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,577 Gah!
00:08:25,577 --> 00:08:28,016 And there you are, beside a wagon,
00:08:28,016 --> 00:08:30,521 a wagon with wheels, wagon wheels.
00:08:30,521 --> 00:08:32,726 Yeah, Hippo asked me to bring some supplies up.
00:08:32,726 --> 00:08:34,161 Something wrong with the wheels?
00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:35,564 I can take 'em off. - No!
00:08:35,564 --> 00:08:38,604 In fact, I just passed a law banning wagon wheels,
00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:40,908 so I wouldn't be caught touching that.
00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:42,378 You're banning wagon wheels?
00:08:42,378 --> 00:08:44,850 Did the magic shell tell you to do this?
00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,354 No, I simply decided they're dangerous.
00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:48,490 Someone could be killed.
00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:49,491 By a wagon wheel?
00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:50,928 Apparently.
00:08:50,928 --> 00:08:53,032 And frankly, unless you plan to kill someone with a wagon
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,902 wheel, you should support this law
00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:58,109 and start burning wagon wheels.
00:08:58,109 --> 00:08:59,211 [sighs]
00:08:59,211 --> 00:09:00,246 Easy.
00:09:00,346 --> 00:09:02,652 She wants me to build a tunnel that lasts 5,000
00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:04,488 years without child labor.
00:09:04,488 --> 00:09:07,161 <i>Yeah, we frown on that in the future.</i>
00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:09,766 Another great tip, but what's this about a tunnel?
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,168 Are we changing the plan?
00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:12,772 Thought we were trying to make sure Krapopolis
00:09:12,772 --> 00:09:14,074 is alive in your time.
00:09:14,074 --> 00:09:16,078 Yeah, no, just in case we fail at that,
00:09:16,078 --> 00:09:19,586 I'd also like to make sure I'm alive in my time.
00:09:19,586 --> 00:09:21,221 Right, yes, of course.
00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:23,125 I'm sorry.
00:09:24,328 --> 00:09:27,735 Out of curiosity, has that carving changed at all?
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,706 <i>No, it's still a one-eyed woman</i>
00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:30,975 <i>throwing the king in a well.</i>
00:09:30,975 --> 00:09:32,043 What?
00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:33,614 She used to be beating him with a wagon wheel.
00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:34,983 <i>She did? Wait a minute.</i>
00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:36,151 <i>Of course.</i>
00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:38,089 <i>This is like one of those time-travel movies</i>
00:09:38,089 --> 00:09:39,993 <i>like "Back to the Future" or "Back to the Future Part II."</i>
00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:41,996 <i>[gasps] Or "Back to the Future Part III."</i>
00:09:41,996 --> 00:09:44,034 <i>By changing the past, you created a present</i>
00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:46,706 <i>where the wagon wheel picture never existed, so I never</i>
00:09:46,706 --> 00:09:48,075 <i>saw it to tell you about it.</i>
00:09:48,075 --> 00:09:49,478 Interesting.
00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:51,114 And remind me what we were talking about?
00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:53,987 <i>I guess when we change things, our memories</i>
00:09:53,987 --> 00:09:56,960 <i>of the old way just fade away.</i>
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,462 I don't totally understand that,
00:09:58,462 --> 00:10:00,667 but I know we're sealing all the wells.
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,109 Are we worried about this?
00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,847 We definitely are.
00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:08,551 But I love digging a tunnel.
00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,219 And I love fire.
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,598 A toast to the bride and groom.
00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:16,867 [together] Roar!
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:19,606 It really is so nice to be here.
00:10:19,606 --> 00:10:22,344 We welcome you, Derrrarrhia.
00:10:22,444 --> 00:10:23,345 Deliria.
00:10:23,445 --> 00:10:24,080 I'm sorry?
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,484 It's pronounced "Deliria."
00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:26,553 Don't worry.
00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,356 I love the way you say it.
00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:29,960 It's quite charming, in fact.
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,863 I know our kind and yours have had
00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:34,168 a troubled history, so awful.
00:10:34,168 --> 00:10:37,608 Well, these issues are very complicated.
00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:38,877 And yet so simple.
00:10:38,877 --> 00:10:40,146 It's important to me that you know
00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:42,383 I'm horrified by my so-called brethren
00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:45,924 who burn monsters with divine fire without consequence.
00:10:45,924 --> 00:10:50,066 In this day and age, just so awful.
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,472 Wasn't an entire monster region scourged last week?
00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:55,778 Yeah, it was a monster massacre.
00:10:55,778 --> 00:10:58,149 Don't put "monster" in front of everything, do we?
00:10:58,149 --> 00:11:01,923 [laughs] Well, you can be sure that I will
00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:03,861 not be scourging this region--
00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:05,631 as long as you don't get on my bad side!
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,735 [laughs]
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,238 Oh, that was a joke, of course.
00:11:09,238 --> 00:11:12,243 As you can see, I have no problem with monsters.
00:11:12,243 --> 00:11:15,082 I married one, after all.
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,194 You wanted an update?
00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,933 Oh, yes, from over there, please.
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,203 We burned all the wagon wheels,
00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:27,509 even though you say you no longer remember
00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:28,176 why we had to do that.
00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:30,046 I remember it felt important.
00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:32,685 We also grated all the wells, which means buckets
00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:33,954 don't fit in them anymore.
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,058 And we just got started on your new law
00:11:36,058 --> 00:11:37,695 about breaking all the pitchforks.
00:11:37,695 --> 00:11:38,697 Very good.
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,899 Are we OK?
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,468 You get this weird look like you're
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,607 afraid I'm going to stab you with something every time
00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:44,843 I get close to you.
00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:46,412 Hey, you have pitchforks to snap,
00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:47,982 and I have a shell to consult,
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,853 so let's not get in the weeds about who
00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:51,656 gets scared of being stabbed by what when
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:53,627 they're approached by whom.
00:11:53,627 --> 00:11:54,696 What's on the tablet now?
00:11:54,696 --> 00:11:55,765 Same thing as always.
00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,367 Damn it.
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,237 <i>Ty-- and I say this as a woman dying in a cave with</i>
00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:01,075 <i>limited emotional bandwidth for others--</i>
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,445 are you the king in the carving?
00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:04,816 <i>I'm the king in the carving.</i>
00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:05,985 The giant is my sister.
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,555 The fish-man is my brother.
00:12:07,555 --> 00:12:08,991 Hippo is a fish-man?
00:12:08,991 --> 00:12:11,094 I guess that's no weirder than anything else.
00:12:11,094 --> 00:12:12,096 Huh.
00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:13,634 But, so, this is what you look like?
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,702 I don't know.
00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,005 What does it look like?
00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:18,677 Scrawny guy with big hair, and it looks
00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:20,648 like these are stink lines?
00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:21,883 Everyone stinks.
00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:23,085 Do people in the future not stink?
00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:24,922 We have something called soap.
00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,560 I'll want the recipe for that.
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,929 So what do you look like?
00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:29,532 Oh, I look like a shell.
00:12:29,532 --> 00:12:30,701 [laughter]
00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:33,039 You know, if I fall into a cave with a tunnel leading out
00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:34,576 of it, I don't think we can assume
00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:37,080 I'm gonna find the shell, and that means neither of us
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,150 is gonna remember ever meeting.
00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:40,654 Right, like with the carving.
00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:43,425 I wish there were a way to preserve everything you've
00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,930 told me, in case I forget.
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,033 I don't assume you have written language?
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,104 Written language-- that's a thing?
00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:51,141 I knew it was gonna be a thing.
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,110 <i>You have it?</i>
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,514 Hippo's been working on it. Hippo!
00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:54,516 What?
00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,753 Written language-- rush it into production.
00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:59,759 <i>[mystical music]</i>
00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:02,732 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:04,100 - [gasps] It's working. <i>- It's working?</i>
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,069 <i>Already?</i>
00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:06,673 I guess the fact that you asked
00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:08,510 him to do it means he's eventually going to,
00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:10,246 so it's here. We did it!
00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:11,415 We did it!
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,988 OK, I'll get right on that.
00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:16,292 [indistinct chatter]
00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,296 It's going wonderfully, I think.
00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,199 Did you hear my speech about why monster
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,702 stereotypes are so harmful?
00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:24,876 Yes, I wonder if you might want to just dial it back.
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,244 Dial it back?
00:13:26,244 --> 00:13:27,347 They love me.
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,084 They're biting their tongues, darling.
00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,721 They don't want to hear about your kind
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,124 hunting theirs to extinction.
00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:33,661 But I came out against.
00:13:33,661 --> 00:13:36,065 It's not a topic they're eager to rehash
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,300 with you at a wedding.
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,039 Roar, roar!
00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:42,812 Yes, roar, everyone.
00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:44,081 Hello.
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,185 My husband seems to think you're judging me,
00:13:46,185 --> 00:13:48,824 but I know that's not the case, or you'd
00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:50,561 be attacking me and attempting to tear me
00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:52,698 apart with your monster jaws.
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,000 [laughs]
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,005 Because monsters try to tear everyone
00:13:56,005 --> 00:13:57,841 apart indiscriminately?
00:13:57,841 --> 00:13:59,979 Obviously, I was joking.
00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:02,350 If anything, I'm quite a fan of the tearing apart.
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,789 You know, if you're good at it, you're good at it.
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:06,258 [laughs]
00:14:06,258 --> 00:14:07,962 [all grumbling]
00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:09,799 You are judging me.
00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:13,607 A bunch of snarling monsters is judging me?
00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:14,642 [all growling]
00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,345 Don't you growl at me.
00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:17,615 [all growling]
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,552 Ahh!
00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:21,623 [gasps]
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:24,194 Ahh!
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,263 [groans]
00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:28,704 Ahh-uhh!
00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:31,041 Ahh!
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,814 Uh... ahh-ahh!
00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:36,986 [shouting]
00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:41,461 Ahh!
00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:43,098 [grunts]
00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:44,168 Ahh!
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:47,273 Ugh!
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:49,344 Well, I'm not too proud to admit I was wrong.
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,314 Better to keep us separate after all,
00:14:51,314 --> 00:14:53,620 and to keep them separate as well.
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,789 Do you get it?
00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:56,526 Oh, lighten up.
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:59,832 So, straight home, or stop for mead first?
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,037 Are you serious?
00:15:02,037 --> 00:15:04,007 Straight home, then.
00:15:05,977 --> 00:15:07,615 Have you deciphered it yet?
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,751 <i>Almost.</i>
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:10,386 <i>It's basically Linear B.</i>
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,524 <i>Might even help us finally decipher Linear A.</i>
00:15:12,524 --> 00:15:14,963 Well, I can't decipher any of what you're saying,
00:15:14,963 --> 00:15:17,134 but tonally, it sounds like a big win.
00:15:17,134 --> 00:15:18,504 Why did they stop digging?
00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:20,006 Do I need to bring back the child labor?
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,441 I mean, yes!
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:23,212 But a couple buildings collapsed.
00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:24,582 This is more important.
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,151 All right, I'll tell that to the bereaved.
00:15:26,151 --> 00:15:27,688 - Alice, are you free yet? <i>- Nope.</i>
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:28,623 <i>Still in a cave.</i>
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,093 She's still in a cave, Hippo.
00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:31,563 Ty, we're worried about you.
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,867 Worried about killing me with that pitchfork you hid.
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,436 Huh?
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:37,039 This "hello" shell that you bought that's supposed to make
00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,308 you feel less lonely and sad--
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:41,214 did it ever occur to you that it's just telling
00:15:41,214 --> 00:15:42,718 you what you want to hear?
00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:44,889 He's saying you've gone insane.
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:45,891 That's not what I'm saying.
00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,093 It's what I'm saying.
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,295 I'm saying this needs to stop.
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,999 <i>- OK, I've got it.</i> - You've got it?
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,435 <i>Yes. "Tyrannis--"</i>
00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:52,972 Oh my god, oh my god. It says that?
00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,207 It says my name?
00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:56,145 <i>"--the legendary, mad king--"</i>
00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,814 "Legendary," nice!
00:15:57,814 --> 00:15:58,817 Wait a minute.
00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,019 "Mad"?
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,823 <i>"--who took orders from a seashell and was confined,</i>
00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:05,797 <i>therefore, to a prison for the insane"?</i>
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,904 Well, that's--
00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:11,776 Right.
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,278 [door slams]
00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:19,324 Men and women are the same.
00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:20,661 We're equal.
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:23,232 We all have 32 teeth, if someone would just count mine.
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,136 No, we're not going to count them.
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:27,373 But thank you, Thelmamnmon, for sharing.
00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:29,912 Adrian, Bdrian, would you like to go next?
00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:31,448 As you can see, we're two brothers.
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,383 That's right.
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:33,887 We were born on the same day.
00:16:33,887 --> 00:16:34,922 Same mom, same dad.
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,124 And we look the same.
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,226 But we're two different people.
00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,997 Bdrian, we've gone over this.
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,836 You're clearly one person who was split into two
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,105 by the curse of a witch.
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,842 Well, I'm the king of Krapopolis.
00:16:44,842 --> 00:16:45,911 Me too!
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:47,715 No, he really is king.
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,683 Ouch.
00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:50,153 Everything I've tried to do, I've failed.
00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:51,388 More than failed.
00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:52,925 I wish I'd never found that shell.
00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:54,060 Shells, man.
00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,398 I wanted to be remembered, wanted to touch the future,
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,603 and all I managed to do was cement my fate
00:16:58,703 --> 00:17:01,542 as an ineffectual madman whose sister is going to murder him.
00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:03,747 At least that problem and the problem of me being locked
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:05,416 in here cancel each other out.
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,487 King Tyrannis, your sister is here to see you.
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:08,388 [screams]
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:10,226 What are you talking about?
00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:11,295 I don't want to kill you.
00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:12,931 I want you to get better.
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,135 "Better" healthy, or "better" dead?
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,906 - Better dead? - I knew it!
00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:18,008 Get away from me!
00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:19,646 Look, our jobs are stressful.
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:22,450 Let me show you an activity I do when I'm stressed.
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,655 You'd probably want to draw you killing somebody
00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:25,991 who isn't you, or not.
00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:28,329 Maybe that's what would scratch your itch.
00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:29,532 You've been drawing these?
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,969 You were never going to kill me.
00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,439 I don't know about never.
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:35,911 We can't determine how we're read or remembered.
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,215 It's madness to try and control a narrative
00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:40,085 for thousands of years.
00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:41,254 I get it now.
00:17:41,254 --> 00:17:43,159 I've got a woman to save.
00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:44,261 Can you get me out of here?
00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:46,699 [laughs] Can I get you out of here?
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,801 Ahh!
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,204 Ugh!
00:17:49,204 --> 00:17:52,277 [indistinct chatter]
00:17:52,277 --> 00:17:56,017 Well, I guess I didn't really know what I was doing anyway.
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:57,187 [grunts]
00:17:57,187 --> 00:17:59,057 Gorgon, you're alive!
00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:01,328 [all grunting]
00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:04,702 You're all alive and more monstrous than ever.
00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:05,403 How?
00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:07,139 Consider it a peace offering.
00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:08,610 Did you have to drop them?
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:09,611 Just listen.
00:18:09,611 --> 00:18:11,616 You were right about the whole thing.
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:13,987 I wanted to prove that I wasn't like the other gods,
00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,125 but that's just more god behavior.
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,097 And we were at a monster party, which I ruined,
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,901 and that's why I've returned your friends.
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:24,207 I assume they won't mind some of their legs and wings
00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,511 getting mixed up.
00:18:25,511 --> 00:18:27,147 And I can say that with confidence because I
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,750 know they already hate me.
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,454 Given that you have created a new kind of monster,
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,860 which we will call the Frankenstein,
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:37,066 we accept at least what seems to be the spirit
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,603 of your strange apology.
00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:40,139 Oh, I wouldn't call it an apology.
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,275 Darling--
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,081 Yes, yes, fine, I apologize.
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,885 [together] Roar!
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,354 Roar!
00:18:47,354 --> 00:18:49,892 I have as many teeth as a man!
00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:53,666 I'm a complete individual human being on my own.
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,003 Yeah, me too.
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:56,204 We're both that.
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:57,608 I'm digging a tunnel that will
00:18:57,608 --> 00:19:00,714 erase my memory of the seashell that told me to dig it.
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,153 Oh, boy.
00:19:04,153 --> 00:19:05,958 Hang on, Alice, I'm coming!
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,995 Ty, if you finish the tunnel now,
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,033 we'll never finish securing your city's
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:10,901 place in the future.
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,405 Krapopolis will still be a lost city.
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,811 History and arky-farky are just ideas.
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:18,015 What's real is people and whether or not
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:19,117 they die in caves.
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,587 But I won't remember you.
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:22,791 Neither of us will even know you saved me.
00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:26,131 But I will have saved you all the same.
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,835 [grunts]
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:31,008 <i>[mysterious music]</i>
00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:36,952 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:19:36,952 --> 00:19:39,224 Ty, what are you doing in here?
00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:40,727 And why did you dig a tunnel?
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:45,069 I'm not sure, but it feels like it was important.
00:19:45,069 --> 00:19:46,506 Why am I holding a shell?
00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:49,344 Speaking of important, check it out, a drawing
00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:52,150 of me throwing Ty to lions.
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,318 I don't care for it.
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,588 I just do it for stress relief.
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:57,561 It's not supposed to be good.
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,869 How'd the monster trip go?
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,773 I would say quite well.
00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:04,975 But it's just a trip.
00:20:04,975 --> 00:20:07,848 You don't have to put "monster" in front of it, eh?
00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:08,750 Yes.
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,255 Your mother even created a new monster,
00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:13,593 a Frankenstein monster.
00:20:13,593 --> 00:20:16,999 Actually, it's just called a Frankenstein.
00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:23,278 It was frightening, yes, but such a lucky accident.
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:25,884 If it weren't for the cave-in, these artifacts
00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,453 might never have been found.
00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:29,992 And the writings alone are gonna revolutionize the study
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:31,695 of this long-forgotten city.
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:34,467 This kind of discovery is why you get into arky-farky--
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,840 [chuckles] excuse me, archaeology--
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,142 in the first place.
00:20:38,142 --> 00:20:39,779 And what was the name of the city again?
00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:40,914 Krapopolis.
00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:41,882 Ah.
00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:43,419 Do you think it would be possible to change it?
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:44,889 To change the name?
00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:46,559 No, I don't think so.
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:48,395 I mean, it already is the name.
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:49,565 Why would they name it that?
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,201 Seems so easy to make fun of.
00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:52,337 What do you mean?
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:53,840 Well, do I have to say it?
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,109 Maybe you should.
00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,712 The word "crap" is right in there.
00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:59,450 So as a journalist, that's what you would use?
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,556 You'd say, "More like crap-opolis,"
00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:03,124 and you'd feel good about that?
00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:05,531 You'd feel like you had done your job, hit on something
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,200 pretty smart and original?
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,304 I guess it might feel a little hack.
00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:10,272 All right, then.
00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:11,542 Still not a great name.
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,945 It's the name, all right? Let's move on.
00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:14,515 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,656 <i>Bento.</i>

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