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Дело о короне Тиранниса
The Tyrannis Crown Affair
Сезон: 01Серия: 22
Описание
Вор грабит богатых людей. Тиранис назначает Ступендуса разобраться с ворами, а сам превращает его старые боевые отряды в полицию. Полиция начинает подавлять воров. Когда грабят ещё одного богатого человека, вор одолевает полицию и похищает корону Тираниса. Ступендус принимает меры, чтобы преследовать вора и вернуть корону Тираниса. Тем временем Гиппокамп и Делирия получают приглашение в Купол Чудовищ Гермеса, который раньше был Парадом Чудовищных Чудовищ Делирии и Гермеса, пока Делирию не изгнали с горы Олимп, и название не было изменено. Они планируют выпустить там чудовищ. Пока Делирия отвлекает Гермеса, Гиппокамп направляется к загонам для чудовищ, но его планы рушатся, когда его принимают за участника и ставят в пару с гибридом Минотавра и крокодила.
Субтитры
- 00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:14,790 Чёрт, у меня была всего одна задача.
- 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:18,330 А нет. У меня было две задачи.
- 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,240 Да чёрт.
- 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:29,150 Еще одного богача обокрали, и они наседают на меня, чтобы я принял меры.
- 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:30,860 Наседают в плохом или хорошем смысле?
- 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,530 Я так и не поняла концепцию богатства.
- 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,340 Да, богатые люди это те, у кого есть вещи, или у кого их нет?
- 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:40,110 Вроде это те, кто не может перестать кашлять кровью.
- 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,410 Нет, это больные.
- 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,620 И нужно болеть, чтобы быть богатым?
- 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,490 - Верно. - Неверно.
- 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:46,920 Всё очень просто.
- 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,690 В дикой природе у людей ничего не было.
- 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:50,800 Но в городе у людей могут быть вещи.
- 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:55,470 Когда вещей достаточно, они становятся богатыми. Но не в том случае, если вещи крадут.
- 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:57,480 Тогда они заболевают.
- 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:58,950 Болезнь тут ни при чём.
- 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:01,520 Мама, ты можешь что-то сделать с ворами?
- 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:03,390 Конечно могу.
- 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,290 - И сделаешь? - Не думаю.
- 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:13,840 Что это было?
- 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,420 Приглашение на бои чудовищ в куполе чудовищ Гермеса.
- 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,060 Бои чудовищ это варварство.
- 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:21,220 Ты тоже их ненавидишь?
- 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,430 Я на них не была, но да.
- 00:01:22,490 --> 00:01:26,490 Купол чудовищ был чудесным чудовищным представлением Делирии и Гермеса.
- 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:31,700 Но когда меня прогнали с Олимпа, он подсуетился, заменил представление на бои и сменил название.
- 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:34,380 Ясно, ты ненавидишь их по неверным причинам.
- 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:35,820 Для ненависти нет неверных причин.
- 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:39,630 Я ненавижу дельфинов, потому что дельфин увёл мою бывшую.
- 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:42,200 То есть мы просто ушли от моей проблемы.
- 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,200 Я богата!
- 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,470 Нет.
- 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,440 То есть да, но не потому что чихнула.
- 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,180 Ладно, я сам этим займусь.
- 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,550 И история меня вознаградит.
- 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:53,358 Потому что если я в чём и уверен, так это в том, что
- 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,460 общество всегда будет благожелательно к защитникам богатых.
- 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,660 Это мои манекены для практики речей?
- 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,730 Откуда я знаю, что ты с ними делаешь?
- 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:35,070 Подожди, почему на этом колпак пекаря?
- 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:37,680 Я одеваю их людьми, которые меня обидели.
- 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:40,420 Это дети, которые бросались в меня камнями.
- 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,520 В свободное время ты представляешь, что убиваешь сограждан?
- 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:45,360 Это не свободное время, а тренировка.
- 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:48,000 Ну, смирись, сегодня твоя работа - защищать их.
- 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,070 Пошли.
- 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,030 К нам вторглась армия?
- 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:53,640 Злейший враг Крапополиса на данный момент взялся изнутри.
- 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,050 - Жуки? - Воры.
- 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,520 - Мы это обсуждали. - Ах да, ваза. Уверена, это само прекратится.
- 00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:01,020 После завтрака было еще три кражи.
- 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:03,530 И что? Люди забирают вещи у других людей?
- 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,500 Кого волнует, кто чем владеет?
- 00:03:05,570 --> 00:03:07,100 Смотри, теперь мое.
- 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:08,240 Ну ё моё.
- 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,610 Я это только украл.
- 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:12,410 Так или иначе с этим надо разобраться.
- 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,890 Встречай свой новый боевой отряд.
- 00:03:14,950 --> 00:03:16,620 Это мой старый отряд.
- 00:03:16,690 --> 00:03:18,290 Но в новой форме.
- 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,690 Я зову их полицией.
- 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:21,100 Так кого надо убить?
- 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,100 Никого.
- 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,300 Ваша работа - остановить воров в городе.
- 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,440 Убив их?
- 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:26,810 Только при необходимости.
- 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,880 Почему это не необходимо?
- 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:29,450 Ты можешь объяснить?
- 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:30,950 Нет. Я не хочу за это браться.
- 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:33,963 Я должна быть за стенами, сражаться с настоящими угрозами,
- 00:03:33,968 --> 00:03:37,260 резать захватчиков и рубить головы драконам.
- 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,070 Защищать вазы ниже моего достоинства.
- 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:42,605 Тогда, видимо, весь город снова погрузится в дикое безумие,
- 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:45,710 где прав тот, кто сильнее, и только сильные выживают.
- 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,380 Меня это устраивает.
- 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:48,480 Это был сарказм.
- 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,290 Мне всё равно.
- 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,230 Ладно. Пока Колосса не передумает, ты за главного.
- 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:54,460 Начнём бойню.
- 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:55,700 Я передумал, я передумал.
- 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:58,670 Никто не главный. И к форме больше не прилагаются мечи.
- 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:01,110 Нам убивать голыми руками?
- 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,110 Не надо убивать.
- 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,150 Если увидите вора, свяжите его.
- 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:06,450 Если буду нужна, я в лесу.
- 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,930 Ты нужна сейчас. Ты что, не слушала?
- 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,000 Всё нормально?
- 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:14,800 Да. Что может быть не нормально?
- 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:17,380 Что вообще заставило тебя об этом спросить?
- 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,510 К чему эти расспросы?
- 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:21,580 Ты крушишь свою комнату.
- 00:04:21,650 --> 00:04:22,990 Это вызывает вопросы.
- 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:25,530 Это агрессивная перестановка.
- 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:27,500 Зачем комнатам стены?
- 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,670 Я не говорила прекращать.
- 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:38,850 Эта перестановка случайно не связана с твоим приглашением на бои чудовищ?
- 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,020 Ну просто зачем менять название?
- 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:43,790 Чудесное чудовищное представление Делирии и Гермеса.
- 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:45,300 Вот что это было.
- 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,800 Вот что все любили.
- 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,040 Ты спрашивала у чудовищ, что любили они?
- 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:51,740 Думаю, представление они любили больше, чем бои насмерть.
- 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,150 По-моему то и то плохо, но не в этом суть.
- 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:58,290 - Они могут идти? - Да.
- 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,030 Теперь у вас есть ребёнок. Поздравляю.
- 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:04,040 Суть в том, что мы оба ненавидим купол чудовищ Гермеса.
- 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:08,410 Я ненавижу жестокое убийство ни в чём не повинных чудовищ ради забавы богов.
- 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,410 Ты ненавидишь...
- 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:10,480 Купол чудовищ.
- 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,250 Дурацкое название.
- 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,520 Но мы оба хотим прикрыть эту лавочку.
- 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,960 Я слушаю.
- 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,730 Ты управляла тем местом.
- 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,400 Ты знаешь планировку и знаешь Гермеса.
- 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:24,210 С твоей помощью мы сможем освободить чудовищ и покончить с боями раз и навсегда.
- 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:28,320 Без чудовищ это будет просто купол Гермеса.
- 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:29,620 Никто туда не пойдёт.
- 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,990 А чудовища будут свободно жить на природе.
- 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:33,360 О, это меня не волнует.
- 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:36,400 А меня не волнует, что тебя не волнует. Так что порядок.
- 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,220 За что?!
- 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:49,960 Спасибо.
- 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,570 Не думаю, что еще будут проблемы с ворами.
- 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,410 Колосса, ты слышишь то же, что и я?
- 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:57,640 Я слышу крики.
- 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:59,410 - Между криками. - Мольбы?
- 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,180 Тишина.
- 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:04,130 Мирное молчание граждан, знающих, что их ценности в безопасности,
- 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:08,200 а значит, они могут спокойно работать в городе, чтобы купить больше ценностей и так далее.
- 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,570 Этот дворец уступает моему дому.
- 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,540 Вы можете идти. Спасибо.
- 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,780 Но в основном я слышу крики и мольбы.
- 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:17,920 Что ты за сегодня сделала?
- 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:21,590 Помимо спасения девочки от трёхглавого льва в лесу?
- 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:23,860 Девочка немного одичала.
- 00:06:23,930 --> 00:06:27,940 Откуда нам знать, что это были не три разных льва?
- 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,380 Еще тупые вопросы?
- 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,440 Нет. У меня всё.
- 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:34,620 И мне всё равно, я в итоге обошёлся без тебя.
- 00:06:34,650 --> 00:06:36,150 Полиция сработала идеально.
- 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:38,120 Ты поймал пару похитителей бананов.
- 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,830 Ты хотел, чтобы полиция прекратила ограбления богатей.
- 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:42,170 И пока всё хорошо.
- 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,170 Мои золотые медальоны пропали!
- 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,370 Это был богатый человек.
- 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,480 Полиция, за мной.
- 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,050 Когда это случилось?
- 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,020 Только что. Он еще там.
- 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:55,360 Перекрыть выходы. Найти его.
- 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:56,530 Можешь помочь.
- 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,660 Я лучше просто посмотрю.
- 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,670 Здесь.
- 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:00,800 Он здесь.
- 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,340 Куда он делся?
- 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:03,680 Там! На потолке!
- 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:09,250 Хватайте его за руки. Он бьёт вас ими.
- 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,420 Моя корона.
- 00:07:10,490 --> 00:07:11,520 Я чуть не умер.
- 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:14,160 Но я жив, поэтому думаю о потере короны.
- 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:15,930 Нет!
- 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:19,540 Никто не смеет едва не убивать моего брата, кроме меня.
- 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:40,880 Ты не такая, как другие.
- 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:42,220 Ты тоже.
- 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,090 Попал.
- 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,990 Сдавайся, будь добр.
- 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:49,570 Я тебя еще увижу, но ты не увидишь меня.
- 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:51,740 И ты не увидишь меня.
- 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:52,810 Чёрт.
- 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:54,380 Он уже сказал, что увидит.
- 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,380 Он хорош.
- 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,350 Есть еще идиотские полицейские тоги?
- 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,220 Несколько.
- 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,850 Куча ребят уволилась.
- 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,120 Я думал, это ниже тебя.
- 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:04,100 Работа - да, но не этот парень.
- 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,630 То есть буквально-то ниже.
- 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:07,900 Он где-то там внизу.
- 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:09,710 Нет, нет, нет. Я понял. Он...
- 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:13,150 - Спрыгнул с... - Да, спрыгнул с крыши.
- 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:20,290 Помни, корона из чистого золота, ее легко помять.
- 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,130 Мне начхать на корону.
- 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,940 В короне весь смысл.
- 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,840 Если крадут у царя, то ничто не в безопасности.
- 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:29,810 Богачи хотят, чтобы вора поймали, и полиция пытается это сделать.
- 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,780 Полиция бесполезна.
- 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:32,820 Он им не по зубам.
- 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:35,960 Чтоб ты знала, полиция поймала десятки воров фруктов.
- 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:39,070 Я сделал бы это снова. Лучшее манго в моей жизни.
- 00:08:39,130 --> 00:08:41,640 И этот искусный вор выставил их дураками.
- 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:45,350 Ты не понял? За всеми крупными кражами стоял он.
- 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:46,310 Один человек.
- 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,920 Он профессионал, достойный противник.
- 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,690 Кое-кто влюбился.
- 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,020 Что? Нет.
- 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,560 Я фантазировала, как убью его.
- 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:55,100 Это другое. Заткнись.
- 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,430 Я вернусь, когда он умрёт.
- 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,810 Мне не нравятся твои мотивы, но нравятся цели.
- 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,510 Так что действуй.
- 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:03,350 Почему ты думаешь, что вор нанесёт удар здесь?
- 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:06,020 Потому что я бы нанесла удар здесь.
- 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:07,920 Но ты этого не сделаешь, да?
- 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:09,360 Нет.
- 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:11,930 Я не хочу с тобой драться.
- 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,800 Стоп, что это было?
- 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:35,910 Что, не понравился мой подарок?
- 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:37,480 Я ведь им пользуюсь.
- 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:40,150 Верно. Я заметил, что ты метнула его в бутылку, а не в меня.
- 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,660 Я не могла прицелиться.
- 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:44,460 Не думаю, что такой женщине, как ты, нужно целиться.
- 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:46,970 Ты знаешь меня на так хорошо, как тебе кажется.
- 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,670 Я хотел бы узнать.
- 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:51,610 Я... что мы делаем?
- 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,750 Ты мне скажи.
- 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:54,020 Колосса!
- 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,690 Уходи из города.
- 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,720 Или мне придётся тебя убить.
- 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,090 Я даже не требую корону.
- 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,560 Думаешь, меня волнует корона?
- 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:02,700 Она здесь.
- 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:04,170 Вот ты где.
- 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,910 Вор начал бить ножом бочки с вином.
- 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:09,510 Он осмелел.
- 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:14,990 Он сменил вывеску?
- 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:15,990 Соберись.
- 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:19,330 Ты сказала, есть служебный тоннель прямо до загонов?
- 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:24,180 Был, если он заодно не изменил вполне себе хороший сервисный тоннель.
- 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,450 Он сменил цвет.
- 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,720 Будем надеяться, что ведёт он туда же.
- 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:32,460 Заходим. Отвлекай его, пока я спасаю чудовищ.
- 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:34,230 Спасай только тех, кто достоин.
- 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:36,630 Все чудовища достойны спасения.
- 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,400 Ох.
- 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:41,950 Делирия.
- 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:44,180 Ты получила приглашение.
- 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,720 Ну, я ведь здесь.
- 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:49,030 И проверяешь, работают ли чары на вывеске.
- 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,360 Хорошо. Заходи.
- 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,030 Заходи, заходи, заходи, пока чудовища не выбежали.
- 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,640 Шучу, они не могут.
- 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:55,940 Ты только посмотри.
- 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,110 Да.
- 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,080 Я кое-что изменил после твоего ухода.
- 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:00,610 То есть после изгнания.
- 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,820 И мне пришлось вести всё в одиночку.
- 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,230 Вести в пропасть.
- 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,000 Ты изменил всё.
- 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:08,360 Что было не так со старым названием?
- 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,370 Дом никому не нужной скуки Делирии и Гермеса?
- 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,680 Боги не хотят любоваться чудовищами на сцене.
- 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:18,720 Они хотят, чтобы те дрались до смерти на огороженной арене.
- 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:26,770 Приходи на бои чудовищ. Отдохнём, развлечёмся.
- 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,270 Не волнуйся, ласковый зверь.
- 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:34,050 Я пришёл как друг, чтобы спасти тебя.
- 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,950 Ладно. Уходи.
- 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,260 Я могу делать, что хочу.
- 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,760 Над входом мое имя.
- 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,230 Потому что мое ты убрал.
- 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,520 Неуклюже.
- 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,720 Я немного разочарован.
- 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:55,720 Я тоже.
- 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:56,560 Подожди.
- 00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:59,138 Чтобы поставить здесь ловушку, ты должна была видеть,
- 00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:01,470 как я ставил вчера свою ловушку, и отпустить меня.
- 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,510 И оно того стоило, ты попался в мою ловушку.
- 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,950 Ну, похоже, у нас есть время поговорить.
- 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,280 Я говорила тебе покинуть город.
- 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,450 Ты мог забрать корону и уйти.
- 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,190 Забрать куда? И зачем?
- 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,990 Не знаю. Чтобы быть богатым?
- 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,190 Богатым.
- 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:14,330 Мне плевать на богатство.
- 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,000 Да, мне тоже.
- 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,900 Конечно, мы оба воины.
- 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,110 Я не знаю, кто ты.
- 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,540 Солдат, как и ты.
- 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,203 По крайней мере был, пока мы не перестали сражаться
- 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,480 за идеалы и не начали за вещи и собственность.
- 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,560 Мы когда-то дрались за идеалы?
- 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,230 Разве в основном не за земли и ресурсы?
- 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:32,230 Мы сражались во имя славы.
- 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:33,870 Думаю, ты со мной согласна.
- 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,170 Возможно.
- 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,140 А может, я тем временем освободилась.
- 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,050 Может, я сделал то же самое.
- 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,820 Чего ты хочешь?
- 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,620 Убить меня?
- 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:43,820 Запереть?
- 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,420 Послужить обществу?
- 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,690 Победить тебя.
- 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,960 Чего ты хочешь?
- 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:49,270 Чтобы ты сбежала со мной.
- 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,100 Что?
- 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,340 Покинем город. Здесь для нас ничего нет.
- 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,910 Будем вольными воинами, вместе.
- 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,590 Поговорим не здесь.
- 00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:05,060 За статуей Афины есть секретный вход во дворец.
- 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,300 Тоннель приведёт ко мне.
- 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,070 В единственное место, куда я хочу.
- 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:10,070 Тут невысоко.
- 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,180 О нет.
- 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,780 Он сбежал.
- 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:18,990 Последний.
- 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:22,270 Ты свободен, дикобразотАм.
- 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,040 Да, не благодари.
- 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,880 Это было сложнее, чем я думал.
- 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,480 Этот умеет превращаться.
- 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,220 Я не одно из чудовищ.
- 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,590 И говорить.
- 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:36,130 Вы исходите из неверного предположения.
- 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,100 Я в клетке, потому что упал сюда.
- 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,130 И озадачивать.
- 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,640 А это. Скамья?
- 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,710 Что было не так с мягкими креслами?
- 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,055 Богам нравится скамья. Так непринуждённее.
- 00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:48,180 Вот поэтому я и изменил всё, Делирия.
- 00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:51,460 Когда мы были партнёрами, ты не принимала никаких предложений.
- 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:53,730 Все твои предложения были дурацкими.
- 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:56,600 Тогда не смотри на них. Выметайся.
- 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,070 Почему бои еще не начались?
- 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,940 Хм. Ладно.
- 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,210 Хорошо.
- 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,720 Господа, у нас случилась накладка в вольерах чудовищ.
- 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,790 Но не волнуйтесь.
- 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:13,070 Победитель прошлого боя готов ко второму раунду, как и его противник.
- 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,120 Веришь ли, я пришёл тебе помочь.
- 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,980 - Любовные проблемы? - Нет.
- 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,450 То есть да.
- 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,866 Я подкачалась, и теперь любимые наплечники мне малы.
- 00:14:42,066 --> 00:14:44,100 И ты хочешь быть красивой для вора.
- 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:47,400 О вашей эротичной потасовке на крыше говорит весь рынок.
- 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,570 О боже. Всё совсем не так.
- 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:52,080 То есть я не знаю, что это такое.
- 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,310 Я не знаю, что я делаю.
- 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:56,166 Ты слушаешь свое сердце, и нет ничего храбрее.
- 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,600 Помимо сражения с ужасающей химерой КОрфу.
- 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,700 Но оно не говорит, что делать дальше.
- 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,170 Думаю, когда придёт время, ты поймёшь.
- 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,070 И что бы это ни было, я тебя поддержу.
- 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:10,210 Если ты не попросишь помочь сразиться с ужасающей химерой КОрфу.
- 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,480 Спасибо, папа.
- 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,020 Уходи, пока он не пришёл.
- 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,190 Ужасающая химера КОрфу?
- 00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,960 Он здесь, ловите его.
- 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,270 Видите?
- 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,440 Он обычный человек.
- 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,940 Очень красивый человек.
- 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,240 Спасибо.
- 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,210 Колосса есть хорошие и отличные новости.
- 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:30,120 Моя якобы бесполезная полиция поймала якобы искусного вора.
- 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,590 Теперь он попадёт в тюрьму?
- 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,030 Таким был мой план.
- 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:36,870 Но богачи считают, что нам нужно более постоянное решение.
- 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:42,810 Что если мы сделаем так с вором?
- 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,360 И в этом нет ничего ужасного, верно?
- 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:52,900 Конечно же нет.
- 00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:56,810 Это не означает, что мы ничем не лучше вора, это было бы сумасшествием.
- 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,640 Именно, мы лучше вора.
- 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,280 Поэтому вор должен умереть.
- 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,680 И это ясно любому.
- 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,650 Сомневаться в этом было бы оскорбительно.
- 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:08,260 Нет ничего варварского, чрезмерного или непростительного в том, чтобы...
- 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,037 Слушай, у нас много вещей. И если ты можешь их защитить,
- 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,010 я заберу свои вещи в город, который может.
- 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,210 Скажем, в ТрОю.
- 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,280 Нет, конечно, мы отрубим ему голову.
- 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,520 Я говорю глупости.
- 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:24,900 Ничто из этого не делает нас бесчеловечными злодеями, которых самих следует судить.
- 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,370 Ты попался?
- 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,270 Я шёл путём, о которым ты рассказала.
- 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:32,580 И поэтому твоя голова отделится от тела.
- 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:36,190 Вход, о котором я говорила, не идёт мимо тронного зала.
- 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,390 Полиция была повсюду, пришлось сделать крюк.
- 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:42,470 И так вышло, что он пролегал через комнату, где лежат все дорогие вещи?
- 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:47,940 А затем мы снова сунем твою голову в гильотину и разрубим на куски.
- 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:48,910 Ты обманул меня.
- 00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:50,780 Одно не мешает другому быть правдой.
- 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,699 Я могу хотеть сбежать с тобой.
- 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,828 И я также мог увидеть идеальный шанс нанести удар по коррупции,
- 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:59,266 помешав беспрепятственному накоплению богатства.
- 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:05,550 Ты всегда был полон этой многословной чуши, или ты напираешь на это сейчас из отчаяния?
- 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:12,560 Мы соберём все кусочки головы, положим их в бутерброд, и после этого скормим этот сэндвич...
- 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,000 Подожди, кому?
- 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,200 Я хочу знать, кто съест мою голову.
- 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,470 Но время на исходе.
- 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,440 Поэтому я отброшу всю многословную чушь и скажу прямо.
- 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,980 Помоги мне, или я умру на твоих глазах.
- 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:23,950 Я доверяю тебе.
- 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,190 У тебя нет выбора, а мои выборы - отстой.
- 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,490 Мы не знакомы.
- 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,190 Я отец Колоссы.
- 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,760 - Очень приятно, господин. - Господин?
- 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:33,900 У него ловкие руки, и он вежливый.
- 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,170 Вот это улов.
- 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,610 А еще он преступник, которого скоро казнят.
- 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,420 А я какаю стоя.
- 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,550 У всех свои особенности.
- 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,220 Богачи готовы сделать это по-настоящему.
- 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,600 Что это за аИдство?
- 00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:53,468 Бой с последними оставшимися у меня чудовищами.
- 00:17:53,468 --> 00:17:55,460 Других кто-то освободил.
- 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:57,950 Я всё время была с тобой.
- 00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,650 Очевидно, я про твоего сына.
- 00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,360 Почему ты держишь меня за дурака?
- 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,520 Потому что ты дурак.
- 00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:04,130 А ты злая.
- 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:20,360 Говорю тебе, не нужно этого делать! Я хочу помочь.
- 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,530 Это за то что сломал мою тиару.
- 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:29,080 А это за то что сказала всем, что я описал тогу на твоем дне рождения.
- 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,080 Не подходи!
- 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,220 Предупреждаю.
- 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,190 Я на твоей стороне, но убью тебя, если придётся.
- 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:39,270 Я даю тебе выбор и объясняю последствия.
- 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,850 Ладно. Не все чудовища достойны спасения.
- 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,350 Ты всё время мог так сделать?
- 00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,140 Знаешь, кажется, я поняла прелесть боёв.
- 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,610 Мне сильно полегчало.
- 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,620 И девятнадцать из двадцати чудовищ это неплохо.
- 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,320 Я хочу драки с Аполлоном.
- 00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:07,990 Я хочу драки с ГЕлиосом.
- 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,200 Они так долго отрастают!
- 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:14,440 Делирия!
- 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:15,700 Хорошие новости.
- 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:20,710 Я поговорил с богачами, и они согласились отрубить тебе голову острым лезвием, а не тупым.
- 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:24,360 Ладно, новости не совсем хорошие, но...
- 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,830 Что за?..
- 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:29,070 Папа, ты видел, что произошло?
- 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,340 Да.
- 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,500 Найдите его.
- 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,740 Куда он мог пойти?
- 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:34,980 Я знаю не больше тебя.
- 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,320 Тогда и вы чувствуете себя обречённым на неудачу.
- 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,740 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,570 Я остаюсь. Ты уходишь.
- 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:51,480 Но почему? Тебе не место в этом мире.
- 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:52,337 Ты как я.
- 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:57,190 Я не знаю какой ты, но знаю, что нет времени разбираться, прежде чем тебя придут убивать.
- 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,230 Если не уйдёшь, брат перестанет доверять мне, а богачи - ему.
- 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:03,170 Поэтому я должна довериться тебе, уходи и не возвращайся.
- 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,910 Может, однажды мы найдём друг друга снова.
- 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:09,473 А может, однажды это новое общество богатства приведёт к появлению
- 00:20:09,478 --> 00:20:12,620 города размером с мир, и половина из нас окажется в клетках.
- 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,820 Конечно. Это тоже возможно.
- 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,070 Я даже не знаю твоего имени.
- 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,570 Ха-ха, я знаю.
- 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,110 Он украл мой наплечник.
- 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,590 Есть объявление.
- 00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:36,670 Я решил не казнить вора, потому что я придумал гораздо более худшую кару, чем казнь.
- 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:38,570 Я назвал это экстрадицией.
- 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,570 Что это такое?
- 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,980 Всё просто.
- 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,767 Вместо того чтобы убивать вора, чего он по словам многих
- 00:20:43,772 --> 00:20:46,600 хочет и поэтому это было бы, по иронии, слишком милосердно,
- 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,437 мы изгоним его из города, из его драгоценного дома,
- 00:20:50,437 --> 00:20:53,774 и отправим его далеко, в другой город, и больше никогда его не увидим.
- 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,140 - В какой город? - Даже я не знаю.
- 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,710 - Его там убьют? - Возможно.
- 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,650 А разве Крапополис его дом?
- 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,280 Казалось, что он откуда-то еще.
- 00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:04,360 Ладненько, похоже, мы закончили.
- 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:05,190 Спасибо большое.
- 00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:07,860 Как думаешь, что стало с освобождёнными чудовищами?
- 00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:11,440 Не знаю, но уверен, они радуются жизни.
- 00:00:01,136 --> 00:00:04,777 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:00:04,777 --> 00:00:11,757 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:14,495 Oh, man, I had one job to do.
- 00:00:14,495 --> 00:00:15,632 No, wait.
- 00:00:15,632 --> 00:00:18,036 I had two jobs to do.
- 00:00:18,036 --> 00:00:19,940 Oh, man.
- 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:23,681 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:00:23,681 --> 00:00:26,353 Another rich citizen robbed of their valuables,
- 00:00:26,353 --> 00:00:28,858 and they are riding me to do something about it.
- 00:00:28,858 --> 00:00:30,562 Good riding or bad riding?
- 00:00:30,562 --> 00:00:33,233 I still don't understand the concept of being rich.
- 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,337 Yes, are rich people the ones who have
- 00:00:35,337 --> 00:00:37,040 things or don't have things?
- 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,143 I believe they're the ones who
- 00:00:38,143 --> 00:00:39,813 cannot stop coughing blood.
- 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:41,116 Those are the sick.
- 00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:43,320 And you have to be sick to be rich?
- 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,191 - Correct. - Not correct.
- 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:46,627 Look, it's very simple.
- 00:00:46,627 --> 00:00:48,397 Out in the wilderness, people didn't have anything.
- 00:00:48,397 --> 00:00:50,501 But here in the city, people can have things.
- 00:00:50,501 --> 00:00:52,405 If they have enough things, they
- 00:00:52,405 --> 00:00:55,177 become rich, but not if other people steal those things.
- 00:00:55,177 --> 00:00:57,181 Because then they get sick.
- 00:00:57,181 --> 00:00:58,651 Sickness has nothing to do with it.
- 00:00:58,651 --> 00:01:01,222 Mom, can you do something about the city's thieves?
- 00:01:01,222 --> 00:01:03,093 Of course I can.
- 00:01:03,093 --> 00:01:04,997 - And will you? - I don't think so.
- 00:01:04,997 --> 00:01:08,003 [phoenix screeches]
- 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:10,575 [monsters chittering]
- 00:01:10,575 --> 00:01:12,077 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:01:12,077 --> 00:01:13,547 What was that?
- 00:01:13,547 --> 00:01:15,886 It was an invitation to the monster fight
- 00:01:15,886 --> 00:01:17,121 at Hermes' Monsterdome.
- 00:01:17,121 --> 00:01:19,760 Ugh, those monster fights are barbaric.
- 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,929 You hate them, too?
- 00:01:20,929 --> 00:01:22,131 Well, I haven't been, but yes.
- 00:01:22,131 --> 00:01:24,435 The Monster Dome used to be Deliria and Hermes' Pageant
- 00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:27,575 of Monstrous Wonders, but when I got kicked out of Olympus,
- 00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:30,247 he took over, changed the pageant to fights,
- 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:31,617 and changed the name.
- 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:34,088 Right, so you hate it for the wrong reasons.
- 00:01:34,088 --> 00:01:35,524 There's no wrong reason to hate something.
- 00:01:35,524 --> 00:01:39,331 I hate dolphins because one stole my ex-girlfriend.
- 00:01:39,331 --> 00:01:41,904 So we've just totally moved on from my problem.
- 00:01:41,904 --> 00:01:43,908 [sneezes] I'm rich!
- 00:01:43,908 --> 00:01:45,176 You're not.
- 00:01:45,176 --> 00:01:47,147 I mean, you are, but not because of the sneeze.
- 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:48,884 Fine, I'll handle it myself.
- 00:01:48,884 --> 00:01:50,254 And history will reward me.
- 00:01:50,254 --> 00:01:52,124 Because if there's one thing I'm sure about,
- 00:01:52,124 --> 00:01:54,161 it's that society will always look kindly
- 00:01:54,161 --> 00:01:56,166 on those who defend the rich.
- 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:59,138 <i>[dramatic lyre music]</i>
- 00:01:59,138 --> 00:02:06,553 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:02:21,215 --> 00:02:24,522 [grunting]
- 00:02:28,463 --> 00:02:30,367 Are these my speech practice dummies?
- 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,438 How should I know what you use them for?
- 00:02:32,438 --> 00:02:34,776 Wait, why is this one wearing a hat like the baker?
- 00:02:34,776 --> 00:02:37,381 Oh, I dress him up like people who have wronged me.
- 00:02:37,481 --> 00:02:40,120 Those are the kids who threw pebbles at my head.
- 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,957 You use your free time pretending
- 00:02:41,957 --> 00:02:43,226 to kill your fellow citizens?
- 00:02:43,326 --> 00:02:45,064 It's not free time. It's training.
- 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:46,399 Well, get over it.
- 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:47,702 Today your job is to protect these people.
- 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:48,771 Come on.
- 00:02:48,771 --> 00:02:49,739 Is it an invading army?
- 00:02:49,839 --> 00:02:52,211 Right now, the greatest enemy of Krapopolis
- 00:02:52,211 --> 00:02:53,346 comes from within.
- 00:02:53,346 --> 00:02:54,750 - Bugs? - Thieves.
- 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,088 We talked about this. - Oh, the vase thing.
- 00:02:57,088 --> 00:02:58,223 I'm sure that'll work itself out.
- 00:02:58,223 --> 00:03:00,728 There have been three more robberies since breakfast.
- 00:03:00,728 --> 00:03:01,597 So what?
- 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:03,233 People are taking things from other people?
- 00:03:03,233 --> 00:03:05,203 No one cares who owns what.
- 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:06,807 Look, mine now.
- 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:07,943 Oh, man.
- 00:03:07,943 --> 00:03:09,311 I just stole that.
- 00:03:09,311 --> 00:03:12,117 One way or another, you need to take care of this.
- 00:03:12,117 --> 00:03:14,590 Meet your new fighting force.
- 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:16,326 This is my old fighting force.
- 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:17,996 But with new uniforms.
- 00:03:17,996 --> 00:03:19,398 I call them "police."
- 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:20,801 So who are we killing?
- 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:21,803 No one.
- 00:03:21,903 --> 00:03:24,008 Your job is to stop the thieves inside the city.
- 00:03:24,008 --> 00:03:25,143 By killing them?
- 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:26,513 Only if absolutely necessary.
- 00:03:26,513 --> 00:03:27,582 Why would it not be necessary?
- 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,151 Can you work this out, please?
- 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,655 No. I don't even want this job.
- 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:32,925 I'm supposed to be outside the castle walls facing
- 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:36,967 real threats, stabbing invaders and cutting heads off dragons.
- 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,770 Protecting vases is beneath me.
- 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,543 Then I guess the entire city will just descend back
- 00:03:41,543 --> 00:03:43,346 into the madness of the wilderness,
- 00:03:43,346 --> 00:03:45,417 where might makes right, and only the strong survive.
- 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,087 That works for me.
- 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:48,189 That was sarcasm.
- 00:03:48,189 --> 00:03:49,258 I don't care.
- 00:03:49,258 --> 00:03:50,694 Fine.
- 00:03:50,694 --> 00:03:52,933 Until Stupendous decides to step up, you're in charge.
- 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,167 Begin the slaughter.
- 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,404 Changed my mind. Changed my mind.
- 00:03:55,404 --> 00:03:57,141 No one's in charge, and the uniform
- 00:03:57,141 --> 00:03:58,376 no longer includes swords.
- 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:00,815 So we kill with our bare hands?
- 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:01,817 No killing.
- 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:03,854 If you see someone stealing something, tie them up.
- 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,159 If anyone needs me, I'll be in the forest.
- 00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:07,596 We need you now.
- 00:04:07,596 --> 00:04:09,632 That's been the whole point of this conversation.
- 00:04:09,632 --> 00:04:11,335 Oh. Ah!
- 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:12,706 Everything OK?
- 00:04:12,706 --> 00:04:13,473 Yes.
- 00:04:13,473 --> 00:04:14,509 Why would everything not be OK?
- 00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:17,081 Why would you even feel the need to ask me that?
- 00:04:17,181 --> 00:04:19,218 Why are you interrogating me?
- 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,289 You're destroying your entire room.
- 00:04:21,289 --> 00:04:22,692 It raises questions.
- 00:04:22,692 --> 00:04:25,230 It's called an aggressive remodel.
- 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:27,201 Why do rooms have walls?
- 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:30,908 [zapping]
- 00:04:30,908 --> 00:04:32,378 I didn't say stop.
- 00:04:32,378 --> 00:04:34,047 [both kissing] - [groans]
- 00:04:34,047 --> 00:04:37,454 Is this remodel by any chance related to your invitation
- 00:04:37,454 --> 00:04:38,557 to the monster fights?
- 00:04:38,557 --> 00:04:40,728 It's just, why change the name?
- 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:43,499 Deliria and Hermes' Pageant of Monstrous Wonders.
- 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:45,003 That is what it is.
- 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,507 That's what everyone loved.
- 00:04:46,507 --> 00:04:48,744 Did you ask the monsters if that's what they loved?
- 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:50,380 I think they loved the pageant more
- 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,448 than fighting to the death.
- 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,856 And I think it's all bad, but that's not my point.
- 00:04:54,856 --> 00:04:56,259 [both moaning]
- 00:04:56,259 --> 00:04:57,996 Can they leave now? - Yes.
- 00:04:57,996 --> 00:04:59,098 You have a child now.
- 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:00,735 Congratulations.
- 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,740 My point is we both hate Hermes' Monsterdome.
- 00:05:03,841 --> 00:05:06,980 I hate the brutal destruction of innocent-feeling monsters
- 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,116 for the pleasure of gods.
- 00:05:08,116 --> 00:05:09,117 You hate--
- 00:05:09,117 --> 00:05:10,186 Monsterdome.
- 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:11,957 It's a stupid name.
- 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:14,228 But we both want to see this thing go down.
- 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:15,664 I'm listening.
- 00:05:15,664 --> 00:05:17,435 Like you said, you used to run this place.
- 00:05:17,435 --> 00:05:19,104 The know the layout, and you know Hermes.
- 00:05:19,104 --> 00:05:22,512 With your help, I think we can break the monsters out and end
- 00:05:22,512 --> 00:05:23,914 these fights once and for all.
- 00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:28,023 Hm, without monsters, it would just be Hermes' Dome.
- 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:29,324 No one would go to that.
- 00:05:29,424 --> 00:05:30,562 And the monsters would be free to live
- 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:31,696 out their natural lives.
- 00:05:31,696 --> 00:05:33,066 Oh, I don't care about that part.
- 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,105 And I don't care if you care, so I guess we're good.
- 00:05:36,105 --> 00:05:39,979 [whistling]
- 00:05:39,979 --> 00:05:41,082 [screams]
- 00:05:41,082 --> 00:05:43,921 [grunting] Why?
- 00:05:43,921 --> 00:05:45,224 [club thudding]
- 00:05:45,224 --> 00:05:46,459 Ah!
- 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:49,666 Thank you. [grunts]
- 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,737 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:05:51,737 --> 00:05:54,274 I don't think you'll have any more trouble with thieves.
- 00:05:54,274 --> 00:05:56,112 Stup, do you hear what I hear?
- 00:05:56,112 --> 00:05:57,347 I hear screaming.
- 00:05:57,347 --> 00:05:59,117 - Between the screams. - Begging?
- 00:05:59,117 --> 00:05:59,886 Silence.
- 00:05:59,986 --> 00:06:01,924 The peaceful silence of citizens
- 00:06:01,924 --> 00:06:03,861 who know their valuables are safe, which
- 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:05,798 means they can feel safe to work in the city,
- 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,936 to buy more valuables and so on.
- 00:06:07,936 --> 00:06:10,274 This palace isn't as nice as my house.
- 00:06:10,274 --> 00:06:12,243 You can go now. Thank you.
- 00:06:12,243 --> 00:06:13,915 [screaming]
- 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,485 I still mostly hear screaming and begging.
- 00:06:16,485 --> 00:06:17,622 Well, what have you done today?
- 00:06:17,622 --> 00:06:20,093 Besides rescuing a little girl from a three-headed
- 00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:21,296 lion in the forest?
- 00:06:21,296 --> 00:06:22,464 [yelps]
- 00:06:22,464 --> 00:06:23,567 The girl went a little feral.
- 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,236 How do we know those didn't come
- 00:06:25,236 --> 00:06:27,642 from three separate lions?
- 00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:30,080 Any other dumb questions?
- 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,148 Nope. That's it for me.
- 00:06:31,315 --> 00:06:34,321 And I don't care, because I didn't need you after all.
- 00:06:34,321 --> 00:06:35,859 The police are working perfectly.
- 00:06:35,859 --> 00:06:37,829 So you've got a few banana burglars.
- 00:06:37,829 --> 00:06:40,534 You wanted your police to stop the rich from getting robbed.
- 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:41,870 And so far, so good.
- 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:43,874 My gold medallions, they're gone!
- 00:06:43,874 --> 00:06:46,078 [gasps] That sounds like a rich person.
- 00:06:46,078 --> 00:06:48,182 Police, come with me.
- 00:06:48,182 --> 00:06:49,586 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:50,754 When did this happen?
- 00:06:50,754 --> 00:06:52,726 Just now. He's still in there.
- 00:06:52,726 --> 00:06:55,063 Seal the exits. Find him.
- 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:56,232 Feel free to help.
- 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,369 I'll feel free to watch.
- 00:06:58,369 --> 00:06:59,371 Here.
- 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:00,508 He's right here.
- 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:02,044 [grunts] Where'd he go?
- 00:07:02,044 --> 00:07:03,380 There! On the ceiling.
- 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,949 [grunts]
- 00:07:04,949 --> 00:07:05,818 Grab his arms.
- 00:07:05,818 --> 00:07:08,957 That's what he's using to hit you.
- 00:07:08,957 --> 00:07:10,126 My crown.
- 00:07:10,126 --> 00:07:11,228 I nearly died.
- 00:07:11,395 --> 00:07:13,867 But since I didn't, I'm still stuck on losing the crown.
- 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,638 No!
- 00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:19,245 No one almost kills my brother but me.
- 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:20,949 [panting]
- 00:07:20,949 --> 00:07:23,787 [grunting]
- 00:07:23,787 --> 00:07:29,298 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:07:29,298 --> 00:07:30,734 Ha!
- 00:07:30,734 --> 00:07:32,237 [grunting]
- 00:07:32,237 --> 00:07:35,476 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:07:35,476 --> 00:07:36,813 [screams]
- 00:07:36,813 --> 00:07:39,351 [both grunting]
- 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:40,588 You're not like the others.
- 00:07:40,588 --> 00:07:41,924 Neither are you.
- 00:07:41,924 --> 00:07:42,992 Ha.
- 00:07:42,992 --> 00:07:43,794 Got him.
- 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,698 So, you know, give up, please.
- 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:49,272 I'll see you again, but you won't see me.
- 00:07:49,272 --> 00:07:51,442 And you won't see me.
- 00:07:51,442 --> 00:07:52,512 Damn it.
- 00:07:52,512 --> 00:07:54,081 He already said he'd see me.
- 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:55,083 He's good.
- 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,053 Do you have any more of those stupid police togas?
- 00:07:57,053 --> 00:07:57,922 Several.
- 00:07:57,922 --> 00:07:59,559 A bunch of the guys down there quit.
- 00:07:59,559 --> 00:08:00,828 But I thought this job was beneath you.
- 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,801 The job is, but this guy isn't.
- 00:08:03,801 --> 00:08:06,339 I mean, literally he's beneath us.
- 00:08:06,339 --> 00:08:07,609 Like, he's down there somewhere.
- 00:08:07,609 --> 00:08:09,411 No, no, no. I get it, because he--
- 00:08:09,411 --> 00:08:10,614 Jumped off the--
- 00:08:10,614 --> 00:08:12,852 Yeah, he jumped off the roof.
- 00:08:16,425 --> 00:08:18,630 Now, remember, the crown is solid gold,
- 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:19,999 which means it dents easily.
- 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,836 Yeah, I don't care about the crown.
- 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:23,641 The crown is the whole point.
- 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:25,544 If you can steal from the king, nothing is safe.
- 00:08:25,544 --> 00:08:27,014 The rich want this thief locked up,
- 00:08:27,014 --> 00:08:29,519 and the police are trying to make that happen.
- 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,489 Pfft. The police are useless.
- 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:32,525 They can't handle this guy.
- 00:08:32,525 --> 00:08:34,395 I'll have you know, the police have caught
- 00:08:34,395 --> 00:08:35,665 dozens of fruit thieves.
- 00:08:35,665 --> 00:08:36,733 And I'd do it again.
- 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,770 Best mango of my life.
- 00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:41,342 And this master thief made them look like fools.
- 00:08:41,342 --> 00:08:42,712 Don't you see?
- 00:08:42,712 --> 00:08:45,050 All the big crimes in the city were him.
- 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,019 One man.
- 00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:48,624 He's a professional, a worthy adversary.
- 00:08:48,624 --> 00:08:50,393 ♪ Someone has a crush ♪
- 00:08:50,393 --> 00:08:51,729 What? No.
- 00:08:51,729 --> 00:08:53,265 I was fantasizing about killing him.
- 00:08:53,265 --> 00:08:54,803 It's different. Shut up.
- 00:08:54,803 --> 00:08:56,139 Oh, I'll be back when he's dead.
- 00:08:56,139 --> 00:08:58,510 I don't love your motives, but I like your goals.
- 00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:00,213 So I allow this.
- 00:09:00,213 --> 00:09:03,052 Why do you think the thief will strike here next?
- 00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:05,725 Because it's where I would strike.
- 00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,628 But you're not going to, right?
- 00:09:07,628 --> 00:09:09,064 - No. - Phew.
- 00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:11,636 [chuckles nervously] I did not want to fight you.
- 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:14,509 Wait. What was that?
- 00:09:14,509 --> 00:09:17,515 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:24,862 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:35,617 What, you didn't like my gift?
- 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,187 I'm using it, aren't I?
- 00:09:37,187 --> 00:09:38,289 True.
- 00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:39,859 I noticed you threw it at the barrel instead of me.
- 00:09:39,859 --> 00:09:41,362 I didn't have a clear shot.
- 00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:44,168 I don't think a woman such as yourself needs a clear shot.
- 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,674 I don't think me as well as you think you do.
- 00:09:46,674 --> 00:09:48,376 I think I want to.
- 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:51,315 I-- what are we doing here?
- 00:09:51,315 --> 00:09:52,450 You tell me.
- 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:53,721 Stupendous!
- 00:09:53,721 --> 00:09:55,390 Go. Leave the city.
- 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,427 If you don't, I'll have to kill you.
- 00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:58,797 I won't even ask for the crown.
- 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:01,269 You think I care about the crown?
- 00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:02,403 She's down here.
- 00:10:02,403 --> 00:10:03,874 There you are.
- 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:06,613 The thief has moved up to stabbing barrels of wine.
- 00:10:06,713 --> 00:10:09,218 He's getting bolder.
- 00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:12,725 <i>[mystical music]</i>
- 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:14,695 He changed the sign?
- 00:10:14,695 --> 00:10:15,697 Can we focus?
- 00:10:15,697 --> 00:10:17,736 You said there's a service tunnel that leads
- 00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,038 right to the monster pens?
- 00:10:19,038 --> 00:10:21,275 There was, unless he's changed a perfectly
- 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,880 good service tunnel, too.
- 00:10:25,618 --> 00:10:27,153 He changed the color.
- 00:10:27,153 --> 00:10:29,425 Let's hope he didn't change where the tunnel goes.
- 00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:30,794 Just get in there.
- 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:32,163 And keep him distracted while I save the monsters.
- 00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:33,934 Only save the ones worth saving.
- 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,339 All monsters are worth saving.
- 00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:38,109 Ugh.
- 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:40,246 [zapping]
- 00:10:40,246 --> 00:10:41,650 Deliria.
- 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,887 You got my invitation.
- 00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:45,423 I'm here, aren't I?
- 00:10:45,423 --> 00:10:48,731 Here, and testing whether the enchantment on the sign works.
- 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,066 Good for you. Come in.
- 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,670 Come in, come in, come in, come in.
- 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:52,738 Come in before we let the monsters out.
- 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,342 I kid. They're never getting out.
- 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:55,644 Look at this place.
- 00:10:55,644 --> 00:10:56,813 Yeah.
- 00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:58,783 I made a few changes since you left.
- 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,319 You mean since I was exiled.
- 00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:03,527 And I was left running this whole operation by myself.
- 00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:04,930 Mm, running it into the ground.
- 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,700 You changed everything.
- 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,069 What was wrong with Deliria and Hermes--
- 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:11,075 Deliria and Hermes' House of Boring Who Cares?
- 00:11:11,075 --> 00:11:14,381 Gods don't want to admire monsters on a stage.
- 00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:18,422 They want to watch them fight to the death in a caged pit.
- 00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:21,161 [cheering]
- 00:11:21,161 --> 00:11:22,565 [roars]
- 00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,502 Come to the monster fights.
- 00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:26,471 Have a few laughs.
- 00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:29,979 - [growls] - Don't worry, gentle beast.
- 00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:33,754 I'm here as a friend to save you.
- 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,657 Fine. Just go.
- 00:11:35,657 --> 00:11:36,693 [gears crank]
- 00:11:36,693 --> 00:11:37,962 I can do whatever I want.
- 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:39,464 It's my name on the door.
- 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,937 Only because you took down my name.
- 00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:43,541 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:46,546 [grunting]
- 00:11:46,546 --> 00:11:49,251 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,222 Clumsy.
- 00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:52,559 [yelps]
- 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:54,427 I'm a little disappointed.
- 00:11:54,427 --> 00:11:55,429 So am I.
- 00:11:55,429 --> 00:11:56,264 Hang on.
- 00:11:56,264 --> 00:11:58,002 To plant your trap here, you would
- 00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,740 have had to watch me plant my trap last night
- 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,174 and then let me leave.
- 00:12:01,174 --> 00:12:03,213 And it was worth it, to watch you fall into my trap.
- 00:12:03,213 --> 00:12:05,651 Well, it looks like we have a moment to talk.
- 00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:06,986 I told you to leave the city.
- 00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:08,156 You could just take the crown and go.
- 00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:09,893 Take it where? And for what?
- 00:12:09,893 --> 00:12:11,697 I don't know. To be rich?
- 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:12,899 Rich.
- 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,034 I don't care about being rich.
- 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,705 Yeah, neither do I.
- 00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:17,609 Of course not. We're both warriors.
- 00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:18,811 I don't know what you are.
- 00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:20,246 A soldier, like you.
- 00:12:20,346 --> 00:12:23,019 Used to be, anyway, until we stopped fighting for ideals
- 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:25,189 and started fighting for things, property.
- 00:12:25,189 --> 00:12:27,260 Did we ever really fight for ideals?
- 00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:29,933 Wasn't it mostly land and resources?
- 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,937 It was for glory.
- 00:12:31,937 --> 00:12:33,573 I think you agree with me.
- 00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:34,876 Maybe.
- 00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:36,846 Or maybe I've been using this time to get free.
- 00:12:36,846 --> 00:12:38,751 Maybe I've been doing the same.
- 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,521 What do you even want?
- 00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:42,324 To kill me?
- 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:43,527 To cage me?
- 00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:45,129 To serve society?
- 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,399 To beat you.
- 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,668 What do you want?
- 00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:48,970 For you to come away with me.
- 00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:49,806 What?
- 00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:51,008 Leave the city.
- 00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,043 There's nothing for us here.
- 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:54,616 We can be warriors in the wilderness, together.
- 00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:56,753 <i>[soft music]</i>
- 00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,455 Huh?
- 00:12:58,455 --> 00:12:59,993 [gasps]
- 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:01,295 We can't talk here.
- 00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:03,099 There's a secret entrance to the palace,
- 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:04,769 behind the statue of Athena.
- 00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:06,005 The tunnel will take you to me.
- 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,775 The only place I want to be taken.
- 00:13:07,775 --> 00:13:09,779 - Little drop. - [grunts]
- 00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:10,881 [citizens gasping] - [drily] Oh, no.
- 00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:12,484 He got away.
- 00:13:12,484 --> 00:13:15,524 [panting]
- 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:18,697 Last one.
- 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:21,970 Be free, Porcupotamus. - [growls]
- 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,740 Yeah, you're welcome.
- 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,176 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,581 That was harder than I thought it would-- oh!
- 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:28,917 [grunts] - Whoa.
- 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,186 This one can shapeshift.
- 00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:31,923 I'm not one of the monsters.
- 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,292 And speak.
- 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:35,831 You're still proceeding from the wrong assumption.
- 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,802 I'm in this cage because I fell into it.
- 00:13:37,802 --> 00:13:39,839 And confuse me.
- 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,342 And this. A bench?
- 00:13:41,442 --> 00:13:43,412 What was wrong with the cushioned seats?
- 00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:45,049 Gods like the bench. It's more casual.
- 00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:46,285 You know what, Deliria?
- 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,889 This is why I had to change everything.
- 00:13:47,889 --> 00:13:49,357 Because when we were partners, you
- 00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:51,161 wouldn't take any suggestion that wasn't your own.
- 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:53,432 Because your suggestions were stupid.
- 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,969 Then you don't have to look at any of them.
- 00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:56,305 You're banned.
- 00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:57,775 Why haven't we started the next monster fight?
- 00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:59,779 [whispers indistinctly]
- 00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:01,649 Huh. Fine.
- 00:14:01,649 --> 00:14:02,918 Very fine.
- 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,622 Ladies and gentlemen, we've had a mishap
- 00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,425 in our monster holding pens.
- 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:07,494 But not to worry.
- 00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:10,568 The winner of our last fight is ready for round two,
- 00:14:10,568 --> 00:14:12,772 as is our challenger.
- 00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:14,842 [screaming]
- 00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:17,848 [crowd cheering]
- 00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:20,252 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:22,825 Would you believe that I'm here to help you?
- 00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:25,831 [roars]
- 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,637 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:29,905 [whimpering]
- 00:14:29,905 --> 00:14:33,680 <i>[soft music]</i>
- 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,818 Oh.
- 00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:37,688 - Armor problems? - No.
- 00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:39,157 I mean yeah.
- 00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:40,695 I've been working my delts, so the shoulder plates don't
- 00:14:40,695 --> 00:14:42,030 fit the way they used to.
- 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,801 And you want to look your best for the thief.
- 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:45,837 You're curiously sexual rooftop rumble
- 00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,106 is the talk of the market.
- 00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:49,278 Oh, my God, that's not what this is.
- 00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:51,783 I mean, I don't know what this is.
- 00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:53,019 I don't know what I'm doing.
- 00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:54,454 You're following your heart, and there's
- 00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:56,993 nothing braver, aside from fighting
- 00:14:56,993 --> 00:14:59,331 the dreaded chimera of Corfu.
- 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,401 But that doesn't tell me what to do next.
- 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,874 When the time comes, I think you'll know.
- 00:15:03,874 --> 00:15:05,778 And whatever it is, I'll support you.
- 00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:09,919 Unless you want help fighting the dreaded chimera of Corfu.
- 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,188 Thanks, Dad.
- 00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:12,724 You should go before he gets here.
- 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,896 The dreaded chimera of Corfu?
- 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,667 He's here. Grab him.
- 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,869 Wah!
- 00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:18,970 You see?
- 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,142 He's just a man.
- 00:15:21,142 --> 00:15:22,645 An extremely handsome man.
- 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:23,947 Thank you.
- 00:15:23,947 --> 00:15:25,917 Stupendous, I have good news and great news.
- 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,055 My so-called useless police caught
- 00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:29,826 the so-called master thief.
- 00:15:29,826 --> 00:15:31,295 So now he goes to prison?
- 00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:32,732 That was my original plan.
- 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,167 But the city's rich.
- 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,572 Believe we need a more permanent solution.
- 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:42,518 What if we use that on the thief?
- 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:48,129 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:51,068 And this isn't horrible, though, right?
- 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,605 I mean, obviously it isn't.
- 00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,876 It's not like it means we're no better than the thief
- 00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,512 or anything crazy like that.
- 00:15:56,512 --> 00:15:58,349 But we are better than the thief.
- 00:15:58,349 --> 00:15:59,986 That's why the thief has to die.
- 00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:01,388 And anyone could see that.
- 00:16:01,388 --> 00:16:03,359 To doubt it would be frankly offensive.
- 00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:06,465 There's nothing barbaric or disproportionate or morally
- 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,969 unforgivable about--
- 00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:09,437 Look, we've got a lot of stuff,
- 00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,241 and if you're not going to protect that stuff,
- 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,713 I can take that stuff to a city that will.
- 00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:14,915 Say, Troy.
- 00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:16,018 No, no.
- 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:16,987 Of course we'll cut off his head.
- 00:16:16,987 --> 00:16:18,221 I was being silly.
- 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:19,525 And there's no way in which doing
- 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,863 this makes us inhuman villains, deserving ourselves
- 00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:24,602 of justice.
- 00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:26,072 You got caught?
- 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,975 Using the entrance you told me about.
- 00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,377 [shouting] And that's why your head
- 00:16:29,377 --> 00:16:32,283 is coming right off your body.
- 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,254 [whispering] The entrance I told you about doesn't
- 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,891 go past the throne room.
- 00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:36,927 But the police were everywhere,
- 00:16:36,927 --> 00:16:38,095 and I had to make a detour.
- 00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:40,132 And that happened to be through the room in the palace
- 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,170 with all the expensive stuff?
- 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,774 [shouting] Then we're going to put
- 00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:47,648 your head back into the guillotine and slice that up.
- 00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:48,617 You played me.
- 00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,486 Two things can be true at once, you know?
- 00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,190 I can want to run away with you,
- 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,194 and I can also see the perfect time
- 00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:55,664 to strike a blow against corruption
- 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:59,170 by disrupting the unfettered accumulation of wealth.
- 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,344 Were you always so full of wordy values crap,
- 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:05,250 or are you leaning in now that you're desperate?
- 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,555 [shouting] And once we got all the head slices,
- 00:17:07,555 --> 00:17:09,424 we're going to put them in a sandwich,
- 00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:12,264 and we're going to feed that sandwich to the--
- 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,700 Wait, to the what?
- 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,904 I want to know who's eating my head slices.
- 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,173 But we're out of time.
- 00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:19,144 So I'll strip out all the wordy values crap
- 00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:20,146 and make it simple.
- 00:17:20,146 --> 00:17:22,685 Help me or watch me die.
- 00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:23,653 I trust you.
- 00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:25,891 You don't have a choice, and my choices suck.
- 00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:27,193 We haven't met.
- 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,897 I'm Stupendous' father.
- 00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:30,466 - Nice to meet you, sir. - Sir?
- 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,606 Clever with his hands, and he's polite.
- 00:17:33,606 --> 00:17:34,876 Quite the catch.
- 00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:38,315 He's also a wanted criminal about to be executed.
- 00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:40,120 And I poop standing up.
- 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,256 We all have something.
- 00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:44,929 The rich are saying they're ready for the real thing.
- 00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:46,733 Hmm.
- 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,971 [screaming]
- 00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:50,306 What in Hades is this?
- 00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,343 A monster fight with the only monsters
- 00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:55,483 I have left, since someone freed the others.
- 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,654 I have been with you the whole time.
- 00:17:57,654 --> 00:17:59,357 Obviously, I'm talking about your son.
- 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:01,061 Why do you always treat me like I'm stupid?
- 00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:02,229 Because you are stupid.
- 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,833 And you're mean.
- 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,804 Ow! crowd: Ooh!
- 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:06,940 [gasps]
- 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,743 [grunts]
- 00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:10,513 [crowd exclaiming]
- 00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:13,920 [grunts] [crowd exclaiming]
- 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,757 [grunts]
- 00:18:15,857 --> 00:18:18,362 I'm telling you, you don't have to do this!
- 00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:20,066 I'm trying to help you.
- 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,239 This is for smashing my tiara.
- 00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:25,476 And this is for telling everyone I
- 00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:28,783 peed my toga at your birthday.
- 00:18:30,854 --> 00:18:31,789 Stay back!
- 00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:32,925 I'm warning you.
- 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:35,898 I'm on your side, but I will kill you if it's me or you.
- 00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,968 I'm giving you a choice here and laying
- 00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:38,970 out the consequences.
- 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:41,609 [growls]
- 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:45,550 All right, so maybe not all monsters are worth saving.
- 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,055 You could do that the whole time?
- 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,759 Ha-ha!
- 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,394 [grunts] Ow!
- 00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:53,198 Ow!
- 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,671 [laughs]
- 00:18:55,671 --> 00:18:56,873 [grunts]
- 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:57,641 Well, you know something,
- 00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:59,846 I think I understand the fights.
- 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,314 I feel much better.
- 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,320 And 19 out of 20 monsters isn't bad.
- 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,025 I want to fight Apollo.
- 00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:07,695 I want to fight Helios.
- 00:19:07,695 --> 00:19:08,630 [grunts]
- 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,900 It takes so long for these to grow back!
- 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,140 Deliria!
- 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,409 Good news.
- 00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:16,713 I've negotiated with the rich, and they've
- 00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:19,284 agreed to cut your head off with the sharp blade
- 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,419 instead of the dull one.
- 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:24,060 OK, maybe not good news, but--
- 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:26,532 what the--
- 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,770 Dad, did you see what happened here?
- 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:31,041 Yes.
- 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,209 Find him.
- 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:33,445 Any idea where he went?
- 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,682 I have the same information you do.
- 00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:37,020 Then you must also feel set up to fail.
- 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,890 [sighs]
- 00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:42,531 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:46,137 [grunts]
- 00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:47,440 What are you doing?
- 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,277 I'm staying. You're leaving.
- 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,181 But why? You don't belong in this world.
- 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:52,617 You're like me.
- 00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:53,887 I don't know what you are, but I do know that there's
- 00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:55,891 not enough time to figure it out before people
- 00:19:55,891 --> 00:19:56,893 come to kill you.
- 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,563 And if you don't leave, my brother won't trust me,
- 00:19:58,563 --> 00:19:59,932 and the rich people won't trust him.
- 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,871 So I have to trust you to go and never come back.
- 00:20:02,871 --> 00:20:05,611 Maybe one day we'll find each other again.
- 00:20:05,611 --> 00:20:08,082 Maybe one day this new society of wealth and property
- 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,155 will result in a city the size of the world, and half of us
- 00:20:11,155 --> 00:20:12,323 will be in cages.
- 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:14,528 Sure. Maybe that, too.
- 00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:19,771 I don't even know your name.
- 00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:22,276 Ha-ha! I know.
- 00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,815 Aw, he stole my shoulder plate.
- 00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:25,817 Mm.
- 00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:30,292 I have an announcement.
- 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:31,863 I have decided not to execute the thief
- 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:35,003 because I have invented something far worse and more
- 00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:36,372 punitive than execution.
- 00:20:36,372 --> 00:20:38,275 I call it extradition.
- 00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:39,277 How does it work?
- 00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:40,681 It's very simple.
- 00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:42,785 Instead of killing the thief, which many are saying
- 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:45,389 is precisely what he wants, and therefore, ironically enough,
- 00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:48,028 too merciful, we remove him from the city,
- 00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:50,432 his precious, precious home, and send
- 00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,538 him far away, to another city, where
- 00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:53,606 he can never be seen again.
- 00:20:53,606 --> 00:20:55,844 - What city? - Even I don't know.
- 00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:58,415 - Will he be killed there? - Possibly.
- 00:20:58,415 --> 00:21:00,353 Wait, is Krapopolis his home?
- 00:21:00,353 --> 00:21:01,989 It seemed like he was from somewhere else.
- 00:21:01,989 --> 00:21:04,060 All righty, then. Looks like we're done here.
- 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:04,895 Thank you so much.
- 00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,298 What do you think happened to all
- 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,567 those monsters you set free?
- 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,141 I don't know, but I know they found peace.
- 00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:14,147 [people screaming]
- 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,153 [monsters screeching]
- 00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:20,894 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:21:20,994 --> 00:21:22,429 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:26,505 <i>Bento.</i>
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