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Хирургическую операцию Гиппокампа над ткачихой по имени Филберт прерывает Тираннис, который хочет, чтобы вся семья присутствовала на спуске на воду непотопляемого корабля, который станет первым в флоте Крапополиса. Это событие прерывают рыбоподобные атланты из подводного города Атлантиды, которые хотят, чтобы Гиппокамп вернулся домой. После некоторых уговоров Тираннис отправляется в Атлантиду вместе с Тираннисом и Шлубом. По прибытии Тираннис и Шлуб узнают, что Гиппокамп — принц Атлантиды, а его биологическая мать — безымянная королева Атлантиды, которая не помнит Шлуба. Он показывает ей, как пользоваться дыхательным аппаратом, чтобы работать на суше, дабы атланты могли вторгнуться на землю. Тем временем Делизия знакомится с одним из глав своего культа, которого представляет Ступендус, желающий стать её верховной жрицей. Делизия передаёт ей часть своей силы, а Ступендус заявляет, что только что с ним познакомилась. Потрясающий обнаруживает, что Верховная жрица — хеттка, которая хочет, чтобы поклонение Делирии продолжалось и без неё.
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- 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:04,600 Когда я сделаю надрез, будет много крови.
- 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:08,210 Но методом проб и ошибок я научился ее останавливать.
- 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,380 Всё должно получиться.
- 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:16,130 Гиппо, бросай всё.
- 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:17,460 Не буквально же, но ладно.
- 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,370 - У нас всё хорошо? - Нет!
- 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:25,280 Потом что каждый раз, когда я пытаюсь продвинуть науку вперёд, меня прерывают.
- 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,750 Я про всю эту кровь.
- 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:31,990 Люди устраивают церемонию спуска на воду нашего непотопляемого корабля.
- 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:32,960 Зачем мне на нее идти?
- 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:36,006 Ну, ты конструктор корабля. Если ты не придёшь,
- 00:00:36,011 --> 00:00:38,470 он не будет вселять большой уверенности.
- 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,670 Он не на вере держится.
- 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,510 Его непотопляемость не зависит от моего присутствия.
- 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:44,380 Ну же, я всегда хотел флот.
- 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:47,990 У всех серьёзных городов они есть. И вся семья должна прийти.
- 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:49,160 Ладно.
- 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:50,830 Потекло что-то жёлтое.
- 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:51,700 Всё нормально.
- 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:54,840 Ты останешься таким же, каким был.
- 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:58,310 Но я собирался сделать тебя богом.
- 00:00:58,410 --> 00:01:00,380 Ну блин.
- 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,810 Греби быстрее.
- 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,580 Я абсолютно не приспособлен для суши.
- 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:35,550 Любой другой на моем месте не сделал бы и десятой части того, что могу я.
- 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,320 Меня совсем не ценят, в этом...
- 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,930 О нет, опять.
- 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,030 О нет, опять?
- 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:44,317 Морское создание, преодолевшее все препятствия к жизни
- 00:01:44,322 --> 00:01:47,340 на суше, чтобы построить твой город, чуть не умерло.
- 00:01:47,410 --> 00:01:48,750 И что ты говоришь? О нет, опять?
- 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:50,680 Просто это часто происходит.
- 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,350 И нередко по твоей вине.
- 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:54,802 Ты делаешь мне подножку, наступаешь на колёса
- 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,533 или дуешь в свисток с частотой, которая разрушает мой шлем.
- 00:01:58,830 --> 00:02:01,576 Этот свисток нужен, чтобы отпугивать птиц от
- 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:04,210 моих волос, и я не стану за это извиняться.
- 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,310 Флот сосёт! Армия рулит!
- 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:09,120 Ценю энтузиазм, но это не в духе мероприятия.
- 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,520 Где мои боги?
- 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,790 Ах да, не здесь.
- 00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:15,630 Колосса, заслони свет, будь добра.
- 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:16,800 Ты в курсе, что я воин?
- 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:19,640 А не какая-то целующая задницу верховная жрица.
- 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:21,140 Ну, ты моя дочь.
- 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:24,020 Я сотворила тебя и не стала бросать койотам.
- 00:02:24,050 --> 00:02:27,085 Так что не знаю, какую должность ты предпочитаешь,
- 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,200 но солнце светит мне в глаза. Заслони его.
- 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,500 Найми себе жрицу.
- 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:35,510 Итак, мы готовы пойти помахать морякам и спустить корабль на воду?
- 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,980 Гиппо, пошли. Мы уже могли быть в доке.
- 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:48,870 Неожиданно.
- 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:49,940 О боже!
- 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,240 Он тонет так же быстро, как потопляемые.
- 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:56,780 Всё равно я не хотел опаздывать.
- 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,790 - Что это такое? - И кто это построил?
- 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:02,530 И какого чёрта на церемонии нет еды?
- 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,040 Еда здесь.
- 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:12,550 Значит, под океаном есть целое царство?
- 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:13,950 Атлантида, да.
- 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:16,390 Мы известны нашими красивыми парками.
- 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,090 И тем, что мы под водой.
- 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,730 Их называют океанским Вавилоном.
- 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:22,670 Это Вавилон - Атлантида на суше.
- 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,440 Мы пришли, едва узнали, брат.
- 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,640 Что?
- 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:29,580 Смотри, это когда тебя стошнило на агамЕмнона.
- 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:31,580 Это попало на вазу сплетен?
- 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:34,520 Не знал, что там был гончарацци.
- 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,130 Ну клёво.
- 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,260 Я не понимаю.
- 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,270 Ты был сам по себе.
- 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,470 Ты один из нас.
- 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:41,970 Ты не знал?
- 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:44,110 Атлант? Ты знал, Гиппо?
- 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,680 - А ты, папа? - Я знал, что переспал с рыбой.
- 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:49,250 У каждой рыбы есть своя история.
- 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,590 Первое, что я помню, это грязь кругом и выживание.
- 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:55,430 В основном грязь, но и выживание тоже.
- 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:56,670 Морского рая не припомню.
- 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,000 Похоже, ты заплутал.
- 00:03:58,070 --> 00:04:01,880 Но теперь пора вернуться домой.
- 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,280 - Не, не хочу. - Гиппо.
- 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:07,720 Извините, он странный. Все атланты странные?
- 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,030 Без обид. Просто он такой странный.
- 00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:14,340 Вряд ли вы захотите обменять один из своих кораблей на обломки моего?
- 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:15,610 Нет? Ладно.
- 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,140 Но мы могли бы дать вам огонь.
- 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:19,750 Хотя не знаю, как вам его передать.
- 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:22,090 Предположу, что у вас там мокровато.
- 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,920 Мы уходим. Мы не можем долго жить в этих костюмах.
- 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:30,333 Если твой брат хочет вернуться в Атлантиду, пусть решает.
- 00:04:30,533 --> 00:04:34,110 Да. Не переживайте из-за корабля и утонувших солдат.
- 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,240 Или ковра.
- 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:39,920 Готово.
- 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:42,230 Теперь ты не забудешь заткнуть дырку пальцем.
- 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:43,660 Спасибо.
- 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,270 Гиппо, есть тайная подводная цивилизация, с кораблём, который уходит под воду,
- 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,940 но не тонет, и ты не хочешь там побывать?
- 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,080 Я был под водой. И не просто так оттуда вышел.
- 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:53,920 А как же увидеть, откуда ты родом?
- 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:56,650 Узнать свой народ? Может даже найти маму.
- 00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:58,060 Я пас.
- 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,430 Если морская мама и проявляет интерес к детям, то обычно чтобы съесть их.
- 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,500 Ты не хотел бы узнать?
- 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:03,770 Сделай одолжение.
- 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,940 Не притворяйся, что дело во мне.
- 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,578 Ты хочешь спуститься туда как монарх, встретить другого монарха
- 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:11,066 и заняться монархическими тупостями типа торговых переговоров.
- 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:12,420 Это называется царствование.
- 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,060 И я не смогу этого сделать без тебя.
- 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:16,360 - Значит, не сможешь. - Это просто визит.
- 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:18,800 С таким кораблём мы будем сильнее спартанцев.
- 00:05:18,830 --> 00:05:20,700 - Я дам тебе иммунитет. - Полный.
- 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,770 - Полный. - Когда?
- 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:22,840 Когда ты пожелаешь.
- 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:26,250 За любое преступление против города, людей, богов или тебя?
- 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,650 Полный иммунитет.
- 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,520 Мне так нравится царствовать.
- 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,010 Что думаешь об этом возле кровати?
- 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:40,410 Или на потолке?
- 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:43,110 Теперь остальной потолок выглядит пустым.
- 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:46,420 Из-за этого ты не пустила меня покупать оружие вместе с братом? Я так и знала.
- 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:48,820 Я всё еще жду ответа по кушетке.
- 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:50,690 Да? Нет?
- 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:51,860 Тук-тук.
- 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,600 Надеюсь, я не помешала.
- 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:54,770 Кто это?
- 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,910 Убей ее.
- 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,180 Я могу подождать снаружи.
- 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,100 Я просто не знала, где мы должны были встретиться.
- 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,420 Нет, нет, заходи.
- 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,020 Мама, это глава одного из культов Делирии.
- 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,790 Она твоя новая верховная жрица.
- 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:07,030 Ясно.
- 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:10,300 Твои низкопоклонники или шумные, которые хотят контакта?
- 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,140 Прости меня, я путаюсь в этих культах.
- 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:15,310 О, не беспокойся об этом.
- 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:18,020 Я здесь ради тебя, а не наоборот.
- 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:21,390 Ты думай о том, как хочешь провести время, а я обо всём позабочусь.
- 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:23,330 Извини, но позволь сказать.
- 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:25,060 Надеюсь, это не будет неуместным.
- 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:27,170 Мне нравится твой дом.
- 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,310 - Правда? - Ты шутишь?
- 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:33,050 То есть я ожидала, что твое чувство дизайна будет несравненным.
- 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,680 Ты же богиня Делирия.
- 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:37,050 Но всё равно, самой это увидеть...
- 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:38,790 Извини, я заискиваю.
- 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:40,700 Нет, нет, заискивай дальше.
- 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,330 Конечно, я живу, чтобы служить.
- 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:45,092 Но помимо храма, если нужна будет помощь по дворцу,
- 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:48,721 если захочешь повесить больше этих невероятных штор, к примеру...
- 00:06:48,721 --> 00:06:50,550 О, больше штор.
- 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:53,050 Интересно. Думаешь, будет смотреться?
- 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:54,960 - Куда их повесить? - Хорошо. Видишь, мам?
- 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,360 Она о тебе позаботится.
- 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:59,770 Если хочешь кем-то командовать, она тебя за это еще и поблагодарит.
- 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,200 Колосса, не мешай.
- 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,340 Я разговариваю со своей жрицей.
- 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:05,910 Хорошо. Пойду найду медведя и подерусь.
- 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,980 Или медведя из других медведей.
- 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,920 Что эти медведи себе позволяют?
- 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,340 Тебе правда совсем не интересно увидеть, откуда ты?
- 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:22,980 Ну, технологии интересны, но я здесь ради иммунитета.
- 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,120 Ты в целом понимаешь, чего хочешь, чтобы мы могли по-быстрому войти и выйти?
- 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:28,090 Я сказал "войти и выйти", но это не значит, что...
- 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,530 Надеюсь, не слишком по-быстрому.
- 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:32,400 Хотя в некоторых случаях так даже лучше.
- 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:34,640 Надо думать, прежде чем говорить.
- 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:37,978 Но серьёзно, наверху меня ждёт работа. Какой у тебя план?
- 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:40,856 Ну, мы первые люди, открывшие Атлантиду.
- 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:43,200 Мы могли бы стать эксклюзивными партнёрами по обмену.
- 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:48,860 Эксклюзивность и обмен партнёрами звучат взаимоисключающе, но я заинтригован.
- 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:55,580 Надевайте свои скафандры.
- 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:11,740 С возвращением, Гиппокамп, принц Атлантиды.
- 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:13,510 - Принц? - Принц?
- 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:17,320 Я знаю, почему мы говорим "принц", потому что я слушал.
- 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:20,060 Но если кто-то хочет объяснить...
- 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:22,330 Слава! Слава! Слава! Слава! Слава!
- 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,640 А к такому можно привыкнуть.
- 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,310 Слава! Слава! Слава!
- 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:31,380 Надо признать, здесь невероятно.
- 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:35,590 Это освещение и транспорт. Никто не дерётся и не мочится на улице.
- 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:39,330 Рад, что тебе нравится. Надеюсь, это место станет твоим домом.
- 00:08:39,415 --> 00:08:40,940 Я всерьёз об этом думаю.
- 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,240 Ребята, не отставайте.
- 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:43,670 Я устал вас ждать.
- 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:45,010 - Очень смешно. - Уел.
- 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,810 - Просто прекрасно. - В точку.
- 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,120 Ай-яй.
- 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:49,420 Здесь транспортный узел.
- 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,290 А это один из наших прекрасных парков.
- 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,070 Я особенно ценю то, что вы переловили всех преступников перед нашим визитом.
- 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,870 Крапополису тоже нужно бы как следует за это взяться.
- 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:01,110 Здесь нет преступников.
- 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,550 У нас всего одна камера.
- 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:05,750 Для тех, кто перебрал моллюскового сока.
- 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:09,030 Значит, алкоголь есть. Я получил ответ на три первых вопроса.
- 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:13,000 Я всю жизнь думал, что поднялся из грязи, но это совсем не грязь.
- 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,010 Это развитое общество.
- 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,140 Ты наверняка ощущал себя особенным.
- 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,780 Да. Только не знал почему.
- 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:23,320 Ну, теперь мы знаем. Обсудим союз и технологии.
- 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:28,060 Нам очень интересны корабли, искусственный свет, барьер от кальмаров.
- 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,440 И давайте поподробнее про моллюсковый сок.
- 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:37,186 Мы запланировали встречу с Тираном и твоим отцом для
- 00:09:37,191 --> 00:09:40,160 обсуждения обмена военной и технологической информацией.
- 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:43,790 Но для тебя, Гиппокампус, есть гораздо большие планы.
- 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:46,130 Ты встретишься со своей матерью.
- 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,940 Мне интереснее технологии, если честно.
- 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,540 Гиппо, ты сейчас серьёзно?
- 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,810 Мамы не вызывает у меня такого восторга.
- 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:55,080 О, я ее помню.
- 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,790 Привет, сын.
- 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:59,660 Мама?
- 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,440 Извини, тебе назначено?
- 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,910 - Серьёзно? - А, это моя дочь.
- 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,010 - Впусти ее. - Прошу.
- 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:12,020 Колосса, познакомься с моей жрицей.
- 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:14,560 - Мы уже были знакомы. - Я наняла ее вчера.
- 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:18,200 - Да, я была здесь. - И она уже незаменима.
- 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:19,970 Ты была здесь? Ты уверена?
- 00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,340 Я ее привела, забыла?
- 00:10:21,345 --> 00:10:24,340 Жрица, моя дочь была здесь вчера, когда ты пришла?
- 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,980 - Была, да. - О.
- 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,320 Видимо, так и было.
- 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,220 Подожди, ты дала ей...
- 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,460 Кулон с частичкой моей силы?
- 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:34,800 Да, я позволила ей действовать от моего лица.
- 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:38,340 Зачем ты это сделала? Ты только что ее встретила.
- 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:41,240 Так ей будет проще мне помогать.
- 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:43,510 А я смогу следовать за своим счастьем.
- 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,220 Ты издеваешься, потому что я не хочу быть твоей слугой?
- 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:51,530 Ты ревнуешь, потому что я нашла ту, что ценит свое положение подо мной?
- 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:52,600 Позволь сказать.
- 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:56,610 Должно быть, твоей дочери сложно принять нового человека в твоей жизни.
- 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:57,410 Не в этом дело.
- 00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,380 Я говорила о ее перепадах настроения?
- 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:03,020 Кстати, поэтому я и дала тебе свой кулон.
- 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,690 Что бы она с ним делала?
- 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,270 Извини, что моя слеза вызвала глубинный шторм.
- 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,240 Я еще не привык к местной физике.
- 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,120 Не переживай об этом.
- 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:19,950 Посмотри на себя, ты один на миллион.
- 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:24,130 Я никогда не забуду дня, когда ты родился.
- 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,910 О, кажется, я это помню.
- 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,180 Это возможно?
- 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,450 Думаю, да. Особенно в твоем случае.
- 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,330 Даже тогда было ясно, что ты особенный.
- 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,330 Ну, знаешь, я стараюсь.
- 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,040 Как ты решил проблему с дыханием на суше?
- 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:47,140 Мы можем оставаться на поверхности всего около часа.
- 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,050 Вам нужна система фильтрации.
- 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:51,120 Невероятно.
- 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:53,520 Нарисуй мне схему.
- 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:57,830 А здесь мы избавляем мясо от паразитов.
- 00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:00,940 Эту тему вам определённо следует изучить.
- 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,810 Извините.
- 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,340 Угу. Угу.
- 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:05,750 Но возвращаясь к тоннелям.
- 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,550 Каков стандарт по секретным тоннелям?
- 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,220 Их у нас довольно много.
- 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,160 Здесь, здесь и здесь.
- 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,572 А этот ведёт в мою спальню на случай, если к нам
- 00:12:14,577 --> 00:12:16,770 вторгнутся, и я не захочу с этим связываться.
- 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,070 Угу. А вход в этот тоннель?
- 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,310 То есть выход?
- 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,837 Сын, я сваливал из достаточного числа городов,
- 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,450 чтобы знать, когда готовится внезапное нападение.
- 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:30,190 И должен сказать, они только и делают, что выведывают наши военные слабости.
- 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:32,330 Чепуха. Они просто дотошные.
- 00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:36,068 Сколько солдат, чисто теоретически, по-вашему потребуется,
- 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:41,133 чтобы, скажем, полностью сокрушить вашу цивилизацию и убить всех обитателей суши?
- 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:49,830 ХЕтты.
- 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,500 Ненавижу их.
- 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,780 С тем, что нам дано, мы будем брать.
- 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:59,590 Ее будут знать через нас и только через нас.
- 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,690 Я знал, что она затеяла неладное.
- 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,500 Да, вот как сделать шлем, как у меня.
- 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:10,870 С таким можно оставаться на суше бесконечно.
- 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:11,740 Гениально.
- 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,550 Я покажу это своим учёным?
- 00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,990 Я буду оскорблён, если не покажешь.
- 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:19,290 Сынок.
- 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:22,170 О нет, приготовься.
- 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,500 Потому что я превратился в плаксу.
- 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:28,740 Но серьёзно, нам следует беспокоиться из-за еще одного безумного шторма?
- 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:29,810 Да.
- 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,375 Гиппо, я нервничаю из-за того, как много информации мы им дали.
- 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,294 Да, а взамен получили очень мало.
- 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:40,630 Нужно выпить галлон устричного сока, чтобы почувствовать хоть что-нибудь.
- 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:43,240 Должно быть, мы в нём чуть ли не купались.
- 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,710 - Я тебя не помню. - О чём вы говорите?
- 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,250 Они прощупывают наши слабости, Гиппо.
- 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,120 Да уж. Извини, мама.
- 00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,660 Нет, нет, они полностью правы.
- 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,730 Мы атакуем сушу утром.
- 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,500 Видите? Они атакуют сушу... О нет.
- 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,840 Что случилось?
- 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,133 Придумала ответ на то, что я сказала на днях, и не могла ждать?
- 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,250 - Нет, твоя жрица... - Верховная жрица.
- 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,190 - Она здесь? - Верховная жрица.
- 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,690 Она теперь верховная жрица.
- 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,560 А я могу расслабиться.
- 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:15,300 Она хетт, мама. И ты можешь сказать: "Не верь стереотипам, Колосса".
- 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:19,010 Но она буквально проводила ритуал над твоим ожерельем.
- 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,880 Это какое-то колдовство.
- 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,490 Ну есть у нее прошлое. А у кого нет?
- 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:24,860 Это не прошлое, это настоящее.
- 00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:26,760 И речь идёт об убийстве богов.
- 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,800 Колосса, я не думала, что ты такая ревнивая.
- 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,540 Ревность тут ни при чём.
- 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,310 Этой жрице нельзя доверять!
- 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,480 Верховная жрица.
- 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,580 Меня не волнует ее титул. Только...
- 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,220 Нет, жрица здесь. Привет.
- 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,460 Привет.
- 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:44,160 Вы не можете вторгнуться в Крапополис.
- 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,460 Это мой дом.
- 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,200 Это в лучшем случае не совсем правда.
- 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,440 Тебе вообще плевать, чего я хочу?
- 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:53,180 Я же сказала, ты один на миллион.
- 00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:02,253 По нашим обычаям дети смешанного происхождения
- 00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:04,840 должны рождаться за стенами города.
- 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:10,310 Большинство других мальков умерли почти сразу. Некоторые от моих рук.
- 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,250 Точнее, челюстей.
- 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,390 Давно у меня не было детей.
- 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:17,230 Сейчас бы не отказалась от них.
- 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,530 Ты получил чертежи?
- 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,370 Да. Ты получила шлем?
- 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,600 Он отдал его без боя.
- 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,540 По итогу неплохой визит.
- 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,810 Вот зачем вы пришли. Вы использовали меня.
- 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,480 Повзрослей. Все всех используют.
- 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,494 Думаешь, мне нравится, что посол случайно задевает плавником мои жабры
- 00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:34,454 каждый раз, когда проходит мимо меня?
- 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,240 Это просто... Я счастлив в браке.
- 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,500 Думаю, ты не так поняла.
- 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:42,550 Но я ему позволяю, потому что его отец убил великого кита.
- 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,150 Почитай историю Атлантиды.
- 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,950 Это было большое событие.
- 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,420 Значит, я для тебя мусор?
- 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:52,000 Напротив, ты доказал свое превосходство единственным возможным способом.
- 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,300 Ты выжил.
- 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,370 И заслужил право присоединиться к нашему завоеванию.
- 00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:57,510 Я пас.
- 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,840 Можно и так.
- 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,380 Ладно, убьём их?
- 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,720 Нет. Посадим в тюрьму.
- 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:05,520 Хорошо. Позволь мне пройти мимо тебя.
- 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,900 Вот так.
- 00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:15,410 Единственная камера на всю цивилизацию, и мы в ней.
- 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,250 Кого волнует, сколько у них камер?
- 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,420 Какая вообще разница?
- 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,790 Так или иначе мы в тюрьме.
- 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,420 Я просто пытаюсь завести разговор.
- 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,590 Давайте не будем ссориться.
- 00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:26,400 Давайте будем. Потому что мы здесь по твоей вине.
- 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:28,200 - Я сюда не хотел. - Класс, а?
- 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,910 Твоя ли это вина?
- 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,480 Э, нет?
- 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,320 Я знал, что было глупо хотеть семью.
- 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,750 А вот это обидно. Уж так-то не надо.
- 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:39,430 Присутствующих это касается или нет?
- 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,230 Я не про вас. Вы не считаетесь.
- 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,170 Вы для меня... как семья.
- 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,880 Я прослеживаю здесь логику и я то ли растроган, то ли в ярости.
- 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:51,320 Я хотел, чтобы меня ценили и любили.
- 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,150 И так и было.
- 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:55,827 С вами, ребята.
- 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,330 - Растроган. - Яростно растроган.
- 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,340 Извини, я отвлёкся.
- 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,210 Я люблю тебя, брат.
- 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,480 О, дай обниму.
- 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,750 Нет, идиот! Я вытаскиваю нас отсюда.
- 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,490 В укрытие.
- 00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:13,630 Приготовьтесь.
- 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:17,070 Ё моё, надо завязывать с устрицами.
- 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:28,490 Я знала, что ты немного того, но это уже перебор.
- 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,500 Что ты за жрица Делирии такая?
- 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,466 Та, что будет говорить за Делирию, представлять Делирию,
- 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,800 получать ее молитвы и подношения.
- 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,380 Нет большего авторитета по воле Делирии, чем я.
- 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,390 Кроме Делирии.
- 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,320 О, ее не будет.
- 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:49,370 Поклонение Делирии пойдёт намного более гладко без самой Делирии.
- 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:53,110 Ты увидишь, когда будешь беспомощно наблюдать из этого камня.
- 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,510 И теперь мы обе умираем.
- 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,910 Поверить не могу.
- 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,790 Ничего из этого не случилось бы, если бы ты просто помогла своей матери.
- 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,520 Я бы без проблем помогла.
- 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,930 Но ты воспринимаешь меня как должное.
- 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,300 Я никогда не воспринимала тебя как должное.
- 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,270 Ты одна из самых дорогих мне вещей.
- 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,010 Я не вещь, мама.
- 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,440 Я человек.
- 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,050 Ты придираешься к словам.
- 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,150 Ты можешь попросить о помощи, но ты не можешь требовать.
- 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:17,660 Это мое решение!
- 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:20,662 Если это правда так для тебя важно, Колосса,
- 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:24,800 разрешаю тебе по своему усмотрению спасти или не спасать наши жизни.
- 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:28,240 - Делай, что считаешь нужным. - Хорошо.
- 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:33,890 Ты опоздала. Камень получит свое.
- 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:34,920 Ладно.
- 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,600 Красиво оторвала руки.
- 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,900 Спасибо, что заметила.
- 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,000 Ладно, мы на месте.
- 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,140 Что теперь? Как остановить вторжение?
- 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,440 Так же как ты отгоняешь птиц от волос.
- 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,333 Есть разные способы. Птичий яд?
- 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,520 А. А как же ты?
- 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,020 Я уже подсуетился на этот счёт.
- 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,490 Дуй в свисток.
- 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,890 Вот какой выбор ты сделал?
- 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,900 Я, конечно, была не лучшей матерью.
- 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,730 Моя мать на твоем фоне, ну, барракуда.
- 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,470 Но хорошая барракуда.
- 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,080 Она не пыталась меня съесть.
- 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:34,840 Ну...
- 00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:37,850 Всё, что я делала, закалило тебя.
- 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,150 Но ты предпочтёшь жить там, где ты медленнее?
- 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,360 Где ты слабее? Где ты урод?
- 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,630 Ты это хочешь сказать?
- 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,125 Я сильный не потому что я единственный,
- 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,600 кто поплыл в нужном направлении и не был съеден.
- 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,510 А из-за всего, что было после.
- 00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:53,910 Опыт, трудности. Такие же трудности, как у людей на суше.
- 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:56,690 Гравитация без воды - это настоящая боль.
- 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:59,020 Именно слабость делает меня сильным.
- 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:02,139 Я не хочу быть сильным, потому что я их племени самодовольных задир,
- 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:05,600 которые, кстати, далеко не такие особенные, как им кажется.
- 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,510 Ах ты предательский...
- 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:10,250 С меня хватит.
- 00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:17,290 Мои сыновья, два моих самых лучших оргазма.
- 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,260 - Ох. - Зачем?
- 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,080 Меня зовут ФИлберт.
- 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,050 Я никого не трогал, ткал сети.
- 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,420 Но затем судьба соткала другую сеть.
- 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,140 Я чуть не умер.
- 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,080 Весело.
- 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:46,890 Но вместо этого я стал чем-то большим.
- 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:54,170 Теперь я борюсь с преступностью и ищу того, кто украл мою сеть.
- 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,540 Время ткать сети.
- 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:03,690 А тем временем я нашёл самую большую из сетей...
- 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,900 Сердце этого города.
- 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,170 На крыше кто-то есть?
- 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,340 Но для чего?
- 00:00:01,604 --> 00:00:04,308 After I do the cut, there's going to be a lot of blood.
- 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:06,046 But after much trial and error,
- 00:00:06,046 --> 00:00:07,916 I think I found a way to stop it.
- 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:09,084 You're going to be fine.
- 00:00:09,185 --> 00:00:12,491 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:00:12,491 --> 00:00:14,061 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:15,831 - Hippo, drop everything. - Ahh!
- 00:00:15,831 --> 00:00:17,168 I didn't mean literally, but fine.
- 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:20,073 - Um, are we good here? - No, we're not.
- 00:00:20,073 --> 00:00:22,211 Because every time I try to do one thing
- 00:00:22,211 --> 00:00:24,984 to actually advance science, I get interrupted.
- 00:00:25,084 --> 00:00:27,455 I actually meant all this red.
- 00:00:27,455 --> 00:00:29,727 Anyway, they're having a launch ceremony
- 00:00:29,727 --> 00:00:31,697 for our new unsinkable boat.
- 00:00:31,697 --> 00:00:32,666 Why would I go to that?
- 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,337 Well, as the designer of the unsinkable boat,
- 00:00:35,337 --> 00:00:37,041 it wouldn't instill much confidence
- 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:38,176 if you didn't show up.
- 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:39,378 It doesn't run on belief.
- 00:00:39,478 --> 00:00:42,217 It's unsinkable whether I'm there or not.
- 00:00:42,217 --> 00:00:44,088 Come on, I've always wanted a navy.
- 00:00:44,088 --> 00:00:45,391 All the serious cities have one,
- 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:47,696 and the whole family has to make a showing.
- 00:00:47,696 --> 00:00:48,864 All right.
- 00:00:48,864 --> 00:00:50,535 We got some yellow leaking too now.
- 00:00:50,535 --> 00:00:51,403 You'll be fine.
- 00:00:51,403 --> 00:00:54,543 Exactly as fine as you were before.
- 00:00:54,543 --> 00:00:58,016 [whispers] But I was going to make you a god.
- 00:00:58,116 --> 00:01:00,087 Aw, nuts.
- 00:01:00,087 --> 00:01:03,026 <i>[dramatic lyre music]</i>
- 00:01:03,126 --> 00:01:10,407 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:01:25,136 --> 00:01:27,040 <i>[grand music]</i>
- 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:28,510 Come on, roll faster.
- 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:31,282 Literally, no part of me was designed for land.
- 00:01:31,282 --> 00:01:33,286 Anyone else in my situation couldn't
- 00:01:33,286 --> 00:01:35,256 do a tenth of what I do.
- 00:01:35,256 --> 00:01:38,029 I am so unappreciated in this--
- 00:01:38,029 --> 00:01:39,633 Ahh! - Oh, not again.
- 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,735 Not again?
- 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:43,373 Did the sea creature who overcame every single obstacle
- 00:01:43,373 --> 00:01:45,846 to live on land and built your entire city
- 00:01:45,846 --> 00:01:47,047 for you almost die?
- 00:01:47,047 --> 00:01:48,450 Is that what you're saying? Not again?
- 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:50,387 I'm just saying it happens a lot.
- 00:01:50,387 --> 00:01:52,057 And half the time it's your fault.
- 00:01:52,157 --> 00:01:53,694 Either you trip me or you step on my wheels
- 00:01:53,694 --> 00:01:57,134 or you blow that whistle that's the exact right frequency
- 00:01:57,134 --> 00:01:58,470 to shatter my helmet.
- 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:00,307 That whistle is designed to scare away
- 00:02:00,307 --> 00:02:01,577 the birds that keep swooping at my hair,
- 00:02:01,577 --> 00:02:03,915 and I will not apologize for that.
- 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,019 Navy sucks! Army rules!
- 00:02:06,019 --> 00:02:07,288 I like the enthusiasm,
- 00:02:07,288 --> 00:02:08,824 but that's not really the spirit of the event.
- 00:02:08,924 --> 00:02:10,227 Where are my gods at?
- 00:02:10,327 --> 00:02:12,498 Oh, right. Not here.
- 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:15,337 Stupendous, block the light, will you?
- 00:02:15,437 --> 00:02:16,507 You know I'm a warrior, right?
- 00:02:16,607 --> 00:02:19,345 Not some kind of butt-kiss head priestess or something.
- 00:02:19,345 --> 00:02:20,849 Well, you're my daughter.
- 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,721 I created you and didn't leave you on a rock for coyotes.
- 00:02:23,721 --> 00:02:26,627 So I don't know what job title you'd prefer,
- 00:02:26,627 --> 00:02:30,033 but the sun is in my eyes, so block it.
- 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:31,202 Get a head priestess.
- 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:32,606 All right, are we ready
- 00:02:32,606 --> 00:02:35,210 to go wave at some sailors and launch a boat?
- 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:37,682 Hippo, let's go. We could be on the dock by now.
- 00:02:37,682 --> 00:02:41,055 [all grunting]
- 00:02:41,055 --> 00:02:44,596 [all cheering]
- 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:48,570 [all screaming] - Unexpected.
- 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:49,640 Oh, god!
- 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,946 It's sinking as fast as the sinkable ships.
- 00:02:52,946 --> 00:02:54,215 [gurgling]
- 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,486 Well, I still don't like being late.
- 00:02:56,486 --> 00:02:59,491 - What the hell is that? - And who the hell built it?
- 00:02:59,491 --> 00:03:02,231 And why the hell is there no food at this ceremony?
- 00:03:02,231 --> 00:03:04,268 [door whirs]
- 00:03:04,369 --> 00:03:06,874 <i>[ominous music]</i>
- 00:03:06,874 --> 00:03:08,745 Food's here.
- 00:03:08,745 --> 00:03:12,250 So there's an entire kingdom under the ocean?
- 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:13,654 Atlantis, yes.
- 00:03:13,654 --> 00:03:16,092 We're known for our beautiful parks.
- 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,796 And secondarily, for being underwater.
- 00:03:17,796 --> 00:03:20,434 They call it the "Babylon of the Ocean."
- 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:22,371 Babylon is the Atlantis of the land.
- 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:24,141 We came as soon as we knew, brother.
- 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,346 Knew?
- 00:03:26,346 --> 00:03:29,284 Look, this is when you threw up on Agamemnon.
- 00:03:29,284 --> 00:03:31,289 That wound up on the gossip vases?
- 00:03:31,289 --> 00:03:34,228 I didn't know there were potterazzi there.
- 00:03:34,228 --> 00:03:35,832 Well, that's cool.
- 00:03:35,832 --> 00:03:36,967 I don't understand.
- 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,971 One of our own out in the wild.
- 00:03:38,971 --> 00:03:40,173 You're one of us.
- 00:03:40,173 --> 00:03:41,677 You didn't know?
- 00:03:41,677 --> 00:03:43,815 An Atlantean? Did you know, Hippo?
- 00:03:43,815 --> 00:03:46,385 Did you, Dad? - I knew I'd slept with a fish.
- 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:48,958 One does know every fish has a story.
- 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:52,297 My first memories involve a lot of muck and survival.
- 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:55,137 Mostly muck, but also survival.
- 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:56,372 Can't recall a sea paradise.
- 00:03:56,372 --> 00:03:57,709 You must have lost your way somehow.
- 00:03:57,709 --> 00:04:01,584 But now, it's time for you to come home.
- 00:04:01,684 --> 00:04:03,987 - Eh, I'm good. - Oh, Hippo.
- 00:04:03,987 --> 00:04:07,427 Oh, I'm sorry, he's weird. Wait, are all Atlanteans weird?
- 00:04:07,427 --> 00:04:09,733 No offense. He's just so weird.
- 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,337 Now, I don't imagine you'd be interested in trading
- 00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:14,041 one of your boats for a shipwreck?
- 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,310 No? OK.
- 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:16,847 But we could give you, for example, fire.
- 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:19,451 Although I'm not sure how we'd get it to you.
- 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:21,790 I'm going to assume it's pretty wet down there.
- 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:22,726 We must leave.
- 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:24,629 These suits will keep us alive only for so long.
- 00:04:24,629 --> 00:04:28,938 If your brother wishes to return to Atlantis,
- 00:04:29,038 --> 00:04:30,575 he must decide. - Right.
- 00:04:30,575 --> 00:04:33,815 No worries about the boats and the drowned soldiers then.
- 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,949 Or the rug.
- 00:04:38,156 --> 00:04:39,626 There.
- 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:41,930 Now you won't forget to put your fingie in the hole.
- 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,366 Thank you.
- 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:45,304 Hippo, there is a secret underwater civilization
- 00:04:45,304 --> 00:04:46,974 with a boat that goes underwater--
- 00:04:46,974 --> 00:04:49,646 and not in a sinking way-- and you're not going to visit?
- 00:04:49,746 --> 00:04:51,783 I've been underwater. I came out for a reason.
- 00:04:51,783 --> 00:04:53,620 What about seeing where you're from?
- 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:56,359 Getting to know your people? Maybe you could find your mom.
- 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:57,762 I'll pass.
- 00:04:57,762 --> 00:04:59,265 If a sea mom takes an interest in her newborn children,
- 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,135 it's usually because she wants to eat them.
- 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,204 Wouldn't you like to find out?
- 00:05:02,204 --> 00:05:03,473 Do me a favor.
- 00:05:03,473 --> 00:05:04,643 Let's not pretend this is about me.
- 00:05:04,743 --> 00:05:06,379 You want to go down there to be a monarch
- 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:08,483 and meet another monarch and do dumb monarching things
- 00:05:08,483 --> 00:05:10,855 like trade negotiations or something.
- 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:12,124 It's called kinging.
- 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,761 And I can't do it if you don't go.
- 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:16,065 - Then I guess you can't do it. - It's just a visit.
- 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:18,504 We'd be stronger than Sparta if we had one of those boats.
- 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:20,407 I'll give you immunity. - Full immunity.
- 00:05:20,508 --> 00:05:21,476 - Full. - When?
- 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:22,546 One time of your choosing.
- 00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:25,951 For any crime against city, man, god, or you?
- 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,354 Full immunity.
- 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:30,227 I really like kinging.
- 00:05:30,227 --> 00:05:33,033 [panting]
- 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,569 [doors whir]
- 00:05:36,005 --> 00:05:38,410 What do you think of this at the foot of the bed?
- 00:05:38,511 --> 00:05:39,813 Or up here on the ceiling?
- 00:05:39,813 --> 00:05:42,519 Ugh, now the rest of the ceiling looks so bare.
- 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:44,388 This is why you wouldn't let me go weapon shopping
- 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:45,825 with my brother? I knew it.
- 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:48,229 Still waiting for an answer on the divan.
- 00:05:48,229 --> 00:05:50,099 Yes? No?
- 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,269 Knock-knock.
- 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,005 I hope I'm not interrupting.
- 00:05:53,005 --> 00:05:54,174 Who is this?
- 00:05:54,174 --> 00:05:55,310 Kill her for me.
- 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,580 Oh, I can wait outside.
- 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,316 I just didn't know if I was supposed
- 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,788 to meet you in here or-- - No, no. Come in.
- 00:06:00,788 --> 00:06:03,426 Mom, this is the head of one of your Delirian cults.
- 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:05,197 She's going to be your new head priestess.
- 00:06:05,297 --> 00:06:06,433 I see.
- 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:08,270 Are yours the grovelers or the loud ones
- 00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:09,706 who really want to engage?
- 00:06:09,806 --> 00:06:12,545 You'll forgive me, I do get the sects confused.
- 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:14,716 Oh, don't you worry about any of that.
- 00:06:14,816 --> 00:06:17,420 I'm here for you, not the other way around.
- 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,658 You focus on how you want to spend your time,
- 00:06:18,658 --> 00:06:20,794 and I'll take care of everything else.
- 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:22,732 Oh, you know, I'm sorry, but can I just say--
- 00:06:22,832 --> 00:06:24,468 I hope this isn't inappropriate.
- 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,573 I love your home.
- 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:28,710 - Do you? - Are you kidding?
- 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:30,582 I mean, I would have expected that your sense
- 00:06:30,582 --> 00:06:32,451 of interior design would be unmatched.
- 00:06:32,451 --> 00:06:34,087 You're the goddess Deliria.
- 00:06:34,087 --> 00:06:36,459 But still, to see it, it--
- 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:38,196 I'm sorry, I'm fawning. Oh. [laughs]
- 00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:40,100 Oh, no. Fawn away.
- 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,737 Obviously, I live to serve.
- 00:06:41,737 --> 00:06:43,439 But apart from the temples, if you ever needed help
- 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:44,743 around the palace, like if you wanted
- 00:06:44,743 --> 00:06:46,880 to hang more of these incredible drapes,
- 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,886 for example-- - [gasps] Ooh, more drapes.
- 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:52,458 Interesting. Do you think that would work?
- 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:54,362 Where would you put them? - Good. See, Mom?
- 00:06:54,362 --> 00:06:55,765 She's going to take care of you.
- 00:06:55,865 --> 00:06:56,800 If you want someone to boss around
- 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,171 and thank you for doing it, that'll be her.
- 00:06:59,171 --> 00:07:00,608 Stupendous, please.
- 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:02,746 I am trying to speak with my priestess.
- 00:07:02,746 --> 00:07:05,317 OK then, maybe I'll go find a bear to fight.
- 00:07:05,317 --> 00:07:07,387 Or a bear made out of other bears.
- 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:11,328 What are those bears think they're up to?
- 00:07:11,328 --> 00:07:14,334 <i>[ominous music]</i>
- 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,470 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:17,474 So do you really have no interest
- 00:07:17,474 --> 00:07:18,744 in seeing where you're from?
- 00:07:18,744 --> 00:07:20,748 I guess the tech is interesting,
- 00:07:20,748 --> 00:07:22,384 but I'm in it for the immunity.
- 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,121 You got a clear sense of what you want down there
- 00:07:24,221 --> 00:07:25,525 so we can be in and out quick?
- 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:27,494 I know I said in and out. That does not require you to--
- 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:28,931 Not too quick, I should hope.
- 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,804 Although in some cases, that's just the thing.
- 00:07:31,804 --> 00:07:34,041 Gotta remember to think before I speak.
- 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:36,513 Seriously, though, I got work to do up there.
- 00:07:36,513 --> 00:07:37,915 What's your plan? - Well,
- 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,654 since we're the first land people to discover Atlantis,
- 00:07:40,654 --> 00:07:42,826 I'm thinking we could be exclusive trading partners.
- 00:07:42,926 --> 00:07:44,930 Exclusive and trading partners
- 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:48,269 seem to be a contradiction, but color me intrigued.
- 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:50,106 [loud thud]
- 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:54,983 You guys better put your suits on.
- 00:07:54,983 --> 00:08:01,996 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:11,148 Welcome home, Hippocampus, prince of Atlantis.
- 00:08:11,148 --> 00:08:12,918 - Prince? - Prince?
- 00:08:12,918 --> 00:08:14,789 I know why we're saying prince,
- 00:08:14,789 --> 00:08:16,726 because I've been paying attention.
- 00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:19,464 But if anyone did want to explain--
- 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:21,737 all: Hail. Hail. Hail. Hail. Hail. Hail.
- 00:08:21,837 --> 00:08:24,041 I could actually get used to this.
- 00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:25,711 all: Hail. Hail. Hail.
- 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:30,788 You know, I have to admit, this place is incredible.
- 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:32,692 Look at the lights, the vehicles,
- 00:08:32,692 --> 00:08:34,996 the no people fighting or urinating in the streets.
- 00:08:34,996 --> 00:08:36,800 I'm happy you like it, Your Highness.
- 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,737 And I hope you'll make it your home.
- 00:08:38,737 --> 00:08:40,541 I'm seriously considering it.
- 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:41,843 Hey, guys, come on, keep up.
- 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:43,279 Tired of having to accommodate you.
- 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:44,615 - Very well done. - Touché.
- 00:08:44,615 --> 00:08:46,418 - Perfectly played. - Bull's-eye.
- 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:47,722 Ouchie-ouchie.
- 00:08:47,722 --> 00:08:49,024 Over here is our transportation hub.
- 00:08:49,124 --> 00:08:51,896 And this is one of our many beautiful parks.
- 00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:54,467 I particularly appreciate how you've rounded up
- 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,671 all your criminals for our visit.
- 00:08:55,671 --> 00:08:57,440 That's something we in Krapopolis
- 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,478 need to do better at, actually.
- 00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:00,714 You'll find no criminals here.
- 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,151 We only have a single jail cell.
- 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:05,356 Mostly for when people hit the clam juice too hard.
- 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:06,760 So there is alcohol.
- 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,630 Well, that answers my first three questions.
- 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,033 I spent my whole life thinking
- 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,605 I'd come from nothing, but this isn't the muck.
- 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:15,611 This is advanced society.
- 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:17,748 Surely you sensed you were special.
- 00:09:17,748 --> 00:09:19,384 I did. I just didn't know why.
- 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:22,925 Well, now that we know, let's talk alliances, technology.
- 00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:24,662 We're very interested in the ships,
- 00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:27,669 the artificial light, the squid zappers.
- 00:09:27,769 --> 00:09:31,141 [squid shrieks]
- 00:09:31,141 --> 00:09:34,048 Interested in hearing more about this clam juice as well.
- 00:09:34,148 --> 00:09:35,785 Well, we've scheduled a meeting for Tyrannis
- 00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:37,855 and your father to discuss an exchange of military
- 00:09:37,855 --> 00:09:39,760 and technological information.
- 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,495 But for you, Hippocampus,
- 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:43,399 we have something much bigger planned.
- 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:45,738 You're going to meet your mother.
- 00:09:45,738 --> 00:09:48,544 Eh, kind of more into the tech thing, to be honest.
- 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,146 Hippo, with the "ehs," seriously?
- 00:09:50,146 --> 00:09:52,417 I guess I'm just not that geeked about moms.
- 00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:54,689 Oh, I remember her.
- 00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:56,392 Hello, son.
- 00:09:56,392 --> 00:09:59,264 Mom?
- 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:00,300 [water whooshes]
- 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,537 [all screaming]
- 00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:04,041 Oh, I'm so sorry. Do you have an appointment?
- 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:06,513 - Seriously? - Oh, that's just my daughter.
- 00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:08,617 Let her in. - Welcome.
- 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:11,623 Stupendous, I see you've met my priestess.
- 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:14,161 - We already met, Mom. - Just started yesterday.
- 00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:17,802 - Yeah, I was there. - And already indispensable.
- 00:10:17,802 --> 00:10:19,572 You were there. Are you sure?
- 00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:21,843 - I set it up, remember? - Priestess,
- 00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:23,947 was my daughter here yesterday when you arrived?
- 00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:25,585 - She was, yes. - Oh.
- 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:26,920 I suppose you were here.
- 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,824 Wait a minute, did you give her the--
- 00:10:28,824 --> 00:10:31,061 Pendant that contains a small portion of my power?
- 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:33,332 Yes, enabling her to act in my name
- 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,401 as my divine representative.
- 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:37,942 Why would you do that, Mom? You just met this person.
- 00:10:37,942 --> 00:10:40,848 It makes it easier for her to assist me, of course.
- 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,119 Leaves me more time to follow my bliss.
- 00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:44,822 Are you messing with me because you're mad
- 00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:45,825 I don't want to be your servant?
- 00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,193 Oh, are you jealous,
- 00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:49,599 because I found someone who appreciates
- 00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:51,135 her position beneath me?
- 00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:52,204 If I may?
- 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:54,441 It must be challenging for your daughter to suddenly
- 00:10:54,441 --> 00:10:56,212 have a new person in your life.
- 00:10:56,212 --> 00:10:57,014 That's not it.
- 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,984 Didn't I tell you about her moods?
- 00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:02,625 Ugh, that's why I gave you my necklace, by the way.
- 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,295 What would she do with it?
- 00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:07,233 <i>[foreboding music]</i>
- 00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:12,879 I'm sorry my tear caused a benthic storm.
- 00:11:12,979 --> 00:11:14,849 I'm not used to the physics down here, I guess.
- 00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:16,720 Don't give it another thought.
- 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,559 Look at you, you're one in a million.
- 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:20,861 Aww.
- 00:11:20,861 --> 00:11:23,734 I'll never forget the day you were born.
- 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:26,739 <i>[mystical music]</i>
- 00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:28,042 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,516 <i>Whoa, I think I actually remember that.</i>
- 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,785 Is that possible?
- 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:35,056 I believe so, particularly with you.
- 00:11:35,056 --> 00:11:38,931 I could see even then that you were special.
- 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,934 Well, you know, I do my best.
- 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,640 How did you manage to solve the land breathing problem?
- 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,511 Our technology allows us to stay on land
- 00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:46,747 only for about an hour.
- 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,651 Oh, you need a filtration system.
- 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,721 Incredible.
- 00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:53,125 Sketch it out for me.
- 00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:57,434 So that right there is our meat deworming facility.
- 00:11:57,434 --> 00:12:00,541 Meat deworming is something you guys should really look into.
- 00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,411 [burps] Excuse me.
- 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,947 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:05,350 Getting back to the tunnels, though.
- 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:08,156 What's the standard on secret tunnels in the back?
- 00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:09,825 Quite common. We've got plenty of them.
- 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,763 Here, here, here.
- 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,499 And this one leads right into my bedroom,
- 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,702 in case we're being invaded,
- 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,372 and I just don't want to deal with it.
- 00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:17,073 Mm-hmm.
- 00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:18,677 And the entrance to that tunnel?
- 00:12:18,778 --> 00:12:19,913 I mean, the exit.
- 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,317 Son, I've bugged out of enough cities
- 00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:25,056 to know when people are planning a surprise attack.
- 00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,226 And I have to say, these people have done nothing
- 00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:29,799 but explore our military weaknesses.
- 00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:31,936 Oh, nonsense. They're just being thorough.
- 00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,940 How many men, just as a thought exercise,
- 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,978 do you think it would take to, say,
- 00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:38,950 I don't know, thoroughly overwhelm your civilization
- 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:42,290 and kill all land dwellers, hmm?
- 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,696 [grunting]
- 00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:47,835 [cultists chanting]
- 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,437 Hittites.
- 00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:51,108 I hate these guys.
- 00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:54,381 That which is given we now use to take.
- 00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:59,191 Through us shall she be known and through us alone.
- 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:02,297 I knew she was up to something janky.
- 00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:04,000 [gem chimes]
- 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,106 Yeah, so this is how you build a helmet more or less like mine.
- 00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:09,477 You can stay on land indefinitely
- 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:10,479 with one of these.
- 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,348 Ingenious.
- 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,152 May I show this to my science team?
- 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,591 I'd be insulted if you didn't.
- 00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:18,897 My son.
- 00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:21,770 Oh, no, get ready for some more blubbering.
- 00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,108 Because this guy just became a crier.
- 00:13:24,108 --> 00:13:26,111 But seriously, do we need to worry about
- 00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:28,349 another one of those crazy water storms?
- 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,417 Yes.
- 00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,890 Hippo, I'm very nervous about the amount of information
- 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,626 we've been giving them. - Yes.
- 00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:34,896 And in exchange for very little,
- 00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:37,367 you have to drink about a gallon of clam juice
- 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:40,239 before you even feel the slightest thing.
- 00:13:40,239 --> 00:13:42,845 We must have practically bathed in it.
- 00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:45,316 - I do not remember you. - What are you saying?
- 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,855 They're probing our weaknesses, Hippo.
- 00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:49,725 Wow. I'm sorry, Mom.
- 00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,261 No, no, they're absolutely right.
- 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:53,332 We will be attacking the land in the morning.
- 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,267 See?
- 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,107 They'll be attacking the land in--oh, no.
- 00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:59,444 - [panting] - What's happened?
- 00:13:59,545 --> 00:14:01,883 Did you think of a comeback to something I said days ago
- 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,119 and you just couldn't wait? - No.
- 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,856 Your priestess-- - High priestess.
- 00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,793 - She's here? - No, high priestess.
- 00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,296 She's my high priestess now.
- 00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:10,166 It really allows me to take a step back.
- 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,303 She's a Hittite, Mom. And you can say,
- 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,909 "Don't reinforce stereotypes, Stupendous."
- 00:14:14,909 --> 00:14:17,013 But she literally was chanting
- 00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,617 over the necklace you gave her.
- 00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,487 It's some kind of witch biz.
- 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:21,790 So she has a past.
- 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,091 Who doesn't?
- 00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:24,461 It's not her past, it's her present.
- 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,365 And it's specifically about killing gods.
- 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,537 Oh, Stupendous, I didn't think of you
- 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:29,405 as the jealous type.
- 00:14:29,506 --> 00:14:31,141 This has nothing to do with jealousy.
- 00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:32,911 You can't trust that priestess!
- 00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:34,081 Hi, Priestess.
- 00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:36,384 I don't care what her title is.
- 00:14:36,384 --> 00:14:37,186 I just care--
- 00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:38,823 No, I was saying hi to the priestess.
- 00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:41,061 Hi.
- 00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:43,766 Mom, you can't invade Krapopolis.
- 00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:45,069 It's my home.
- 00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:46,806 Factually inaccurate at best.
- 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:49,044 Do you not care what I want at all?
- 00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:52,785 I told you, you're one in a million.
- 00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:56,124 [grunting]
- 00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:01,235 <i>According to our customs, a brood of mixed heritage</i>
- 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:04,441 <i>must be birthed outside city walls.</i>
- 00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:07,214 <i>Most of your siblings died immediately,</i>
- 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:09,919 <i>some, admittedly, by my own hand.</i>
- 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,856 <i>Jaws, actually.</i>
- 00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,092 Mmm.
- 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:14,996 It's been a while since I've had babies.
- 00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:16,833 I could go for some now.
- 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,135 Did you get the schematics?
- 00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:19,972 Yep. You got the helmet?
- 00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:21,208 He gave it up without a fight.
- 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,145 All in all, not a bad visit.
- 00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:25,416 That's why you came for me. You were using me.
- 00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:28,089 Oh, grow up. Everyone uses everyone.
- 00:15:28,089 --> 00:15:30,159 You think I like the ambassador
- 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,898 accidentally brushing a fin against my side gills
- 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,300 every time he squeezes past me?
- 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,840 That's just-- I'm happily married.
- 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,108 I think you misunderstand.
- 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:39,979 But I allow it because his father
- 00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:42,150 killed off the master whale.
- 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,753 Read an Atlantis history book.
- 00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:45,557 It's a really big deal.
- 00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:47,027 So I'm garbage to you?
- 00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:49,866 On the contrary, you've proved your superiority
- 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,602 the only way that matters.
- 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,905 By surviving.
- 00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:54,642 You've earned the right to join us
- 00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:55,978 in our conquest of the land.
- 00:15:55,978 --> 00:15:57,113 Hard pass.
- 00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:58,448 That's fine too.
- 00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:00,988 - Huh? - All right, kill these guys?
- 00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:02,323 No. Jail is fine.
- 00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:05,129 All right, just let me squeeze past you here.
- 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:08,503 [grunts] There we go.
- 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:13,747 Only one jail cell in their whole civilization,
- 00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:15,016 and here we are in it.
- 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,853 Who cares how many jail cells?
- 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,022 What difference does that make?
- 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:19,391 We're in jail either way.
- 00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,028 I'm just trying to make conversation.
- 00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:23,198 All right now, let's not fight.
- 00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:26,005 I want to fight, because it's your fault we're down here.
- 00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:27,808 I didn't want to come. - Nice, huh?
- 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,512 Is it your fault?
- 00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:31,081 Um, no?
- 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,921 I knew it was stupid to care about family.
- 00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,023 Wow, that smarts.
- 00:16:35,023 --> 00:16:36,358 Not pulling any punches, I guess.
- 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,030 In or ex, for present company 'clusion?
- 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,834 I don't mean you guys. You don't count.
- 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,773 You're like family.
- 00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:45,076 I'm tracing the logic here,
- 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,480 and I think I'm either touched or furious.
- 00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:50,921 I wanted to be recognized as special, to be loved.
- 00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:52,758 And I was.
- 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,831 By you guys.
- 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,936 - Touched. - Furious--ly touched.
- 00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:00,941 I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
- 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,811 I love you, brother.
- 00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:05,083 [water whooshes] Oh, come here.
- 00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:07,353 No, you idiot! I'm breaking us out of here.
- 00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:10,092 Take cover. [water whooshing]
- 00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:13,232 Brace yourselves.
- 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:16,673 Oh, man, I gotta lay off the clams.
- 00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:20,581 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:22,684 [all screaming]
- 00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:28,095 I knew you were a bit woo-woo, but this is too much.
- 00:17:28,195 --> 00:17:31,101 What kind of Delirian priestess are you?
- 00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:32,638 One who will speak for Deliria,
- 00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:36,612 represent Deliria, receive her prayers and offerings.
- 00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:39,985 There is no higher authority on the will of Deliria than I.
- 00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:41,990 Except for Deliria.
- 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,927 Oh, she's not around.
- 00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:48,970 Deliria worship will go so much more smoothly without Deliria.
- 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,141 You'll see, as you watch powerless
- 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:52,711 from within this gem.
- 00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:54,114 And now we're both dying.
- 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,517 I can't believe you.
- 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,254 None of this would have happened if you weren't
- 00:17:57,254 --> 00:17:59,390 so offended by the idea of helping your mother.
- 00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,128 I have no problem helping you.
- 00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,533 I just don't like being taken for granted.
- 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,904 [gasps] I have never taken you for granted.
- 00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,875 You're one of my prized possessions.
- 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,611 I'm not a possession, Mom.
- 00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:11,048 I'm my own person.
- 00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:12,651 Seems like splitting hairs.
- 00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:15,757 You can ask me to help, but you don't get to tell me to.
- 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,260 It's my decision!
- 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,397 Well, if it's really that important to you,
- 00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:21,603 Stupendous, permission to act freely
- 00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:24,542 with regard to saving or not saving our lives.
- 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,848 Whatever feels right to you. - Good enough.
- 00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:29,552 [grunting]
- 00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:33,492 You're too late. The gem will be satisfied.
- 00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:34,528 OK.
- 00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:36,732 [screams]
- 00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:39,204 Excellent arm snap.
- 00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,509 Thanks for noticing.
- 00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:43,279 [chuckles]
- 00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:46,619 <i>[suspenseful music]</i>
- 00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:53,633 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:56,606 All right, we're here.
- 00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:58,743 But now what? How do we stop the invasion?
- 00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:01,048 The same way you stop birds from flying into your hair.
- 00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:02,150 There's a few.
- 00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:04,054 Bird poison? Oh.
- 00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:05,122 But what about you?
- 00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,627 Ty-proofing is built into my budget at this point.
- 00:19:07,627 --> 00:19:09,097 Blow that thing.
- 00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:11,802 [whistle blows]
- 00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:13,806 [glass shattering]
- 00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:17,279 [all screaming]
- 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,093 [all gasping]
- 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,496 This is the choice you make?
- 00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:27,500 I may not have been the greatest mother.
- 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,339 You make my mother look like a--well, like a barracuda.
- 00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:32,077 But a better barracuda.
- 00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:33,680 She at least never tried to eat me.
- 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,448 Well--
- 00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:37,453 Everything I did made you strong.
- 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,758 But you'd rather live in a place where you move slower?
- 00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,962 Where you're weaker? Where you're a freak?
- 00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:43,232 Is that what you're telling me?
- 00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:44,636 My strength doesn't come from being
- 00:19:44,736 --> 00:19:46,873 the one fish who swam the right direction
- 00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:48,209 and didn't get eaten.
- 00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:50,112 It comes from everything I did after that.
- 00:19:50,112 --> 00:19:52,083 The experience, the struggle,
- 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,519 the same way land people struggle.
- 00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:56,291 Gravity without water is a real pain in the ass.
- 00:19:56,391 --> 00:19:58,629 What makes me strong is the weakness.
- 00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:00,399 I don't want to be strong because I belong
- 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,638 to a tribe of smug bullies who, by the way,
- 00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,242 aren't half as special as they think they are.
- 00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:08,115 Why, you little treacherous--
- 00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:09,852 oh, that's it.
- 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:12,390 Ahh!
- 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:16,899 My sons, two of the best orgasms I've ever had.
- 00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:17,868 - Oh. - Why?
- 00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:23,145 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:24,682 <i>My name is Philbert.</i>
- 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,653 <i>I used to be an ordinary net weaver.</i>
- 00:20:26,653 --> 00:20:30,025 <i>But then fortune weaved a different net.</i>
- 00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,197 - [chuckling] - [grunts]
- 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:39,612 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:41,749 <i>I nearly died.</i>
- 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,684 Fun.
- 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:46,492 <i>But instead, I became something more.</i>
- 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,064 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,868 <i>Now, I fight crime</i>
- 00:20:50,968 --> 00:20:53,773 <i>while trying to find the man who took my net.</i>
- 00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,309 [grunts]
- 00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:58,148 Time to weave some nuts.
- 00:20:58,148 --> 00:20:59,619 [metal clanks] - [screams]
- 00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:03,291 <i>But in the meantime, I've found the biggest net of all--</i>
- 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:06,198 [all screaming]
- 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,503 <i>The heart of this city.</i>
- 00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,540 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,778 Uh, is somebody on the roof?
- 00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,948 Because why?
- 00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:16,919 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,627 <i>Bento. [all cheering]</i>
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