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Muse Your Illusion
Сезон: 01Серия: 19
Описание
Тираннис объявляет толпе, что создал новый флаг для Крапополиса, но его презентация оказывается затмеваемой пьесой, придуманной Крейгом, вдохновлённым этим флагом. Гиппокамп обнаруживает, что за вдохновением Крейга стоят Музы, утверждающие, что они потребляют ресурсы города и разрушают его. Он планирует придумать способ поймать Музу. Когда ему это удаётся, Гиппокамп разрабатывает устройство, которое собирает вдохновение у Муз, и те впоследствии используют Тиранниса в своих целях. Тем временем Делирия узнаёт, что Шлуб проходит метаморфозу, через которую проходят все Мантитары, и остаётся рядом с ним, чтобы защитить его от различных хищников.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,460 --> 00:00:08,030 Жители Крапополиса, знаю, обычно я созываю собрание, чтобы объявить, как много людей умерло или умрёт.
- 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:12,700 Но сегодня я здесь, чтобы представить новый флаг Крапополиса.
- 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:14,560 А после перейдём к смертям.
- 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:22,470 Как видите, эта ткань покрашена в синий, самый дорогой цвет из-за того, как много улиток надо раздавить, чтобы его получить.
- 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:26,050 Эти улитки были с Крита.
- 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,390 Флаги достаточно в новинку, поэтому я вам поясню.
- 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:34,500 Этот флаг символизирует нас. И мы должны защищать его ценой наших жизней.
- 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:37,540 Если кто-то отберёт его, мы станем их пленниками.
- 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,510 Так, очевидно, работают флаги.
- 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,240 Я сам до сих пор разбираюсь.
- 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:48,020 Ладно, я люблю аплодисменты не меньше других царей, но я также знаю разницу между настоящими аплодисментам и формальными.
- 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:50,430 И почему здесь так мало людей?
- 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:58,710 О мать, ты моя мать, а я мальчик по имени Александр, я не каменщик ТОбиас.
- 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:04,920 Нет, сын, я твоя мать, женщина по имени Клэр, а не НИко, который доит коз.
- 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:07,560 Что они делают? Это же Нико.
- 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,100 Мы все это видим.
- 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,640 Мать, я голоден.
- 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,180 Я говорю это как мальчик Александр.
- 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,410 Тобиас уже поел.
- 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,820 В жизни не видел ничего круче.
- 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:20,590 Вот, поешь хлеба. Мои руки не пусты.
- 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:23,960 Они держат хлеб. Я тридцатилетняя женщина.
- 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:26,730 Извини, что мы смотрим?
- 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:28,410 Мой новый вид искусства.
- 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,080 Я назвал это игрой.
- 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:31,740 Антоним работы.
- 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:34,850 Я сыт, вновь как Александр.
- 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:40,600 А я счастлива как Клэр, хотя вы все знаете, что я недавно потерял сына в реальной жизни.
- 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:43,100 Это правда, он потерял сына.
- 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:49,650 Крэйг, что я могу сказать?
- 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,350 - Это было удивительно. - Спасибо.
- 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:54,760 - Крутая идея, да? - Очень крутая.
- 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:57,060 Где ты ее взял? То есть откуда она взялась?
- 00:01:57,130 --> 00:02:00,340 - Как ты это сделал? - Не знаю, просто вдохновился.
- 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,640 Погоди.
- 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:05,210 Говоря "вдохновился", ты имеешь в виду, что идея пришла к тебе ниоткуда?
- 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,580 Да.
- 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:11,652 И ты почувствовал себя обязанным бросить всё и заняться ей, и не смог бы про нее забыть, даже если бы захотел?
- 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:13,430 Да, пожалуй.
- 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:14,660 - Беги. - Бежать?
- 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:17,570 - Потому что житель вдохновился? - Музами!
- 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:22,810 О нет.
- 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,520 Защищайте флаг. Защищайте флаг.
- 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,770 Брысь. Кыш.
- 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,710 - Гоните ее к окну. - Так, все расслабьтесь.
- 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:59,050 - Наука спешит на помощь. - Мы расслаблены.
- 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,890 Это не даст им залезть в голову и подать идеи, которые нас обычно не посетили бы.
- 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:05,670 - Музы ненавидят медь. - Как и все.
- 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,170 Она в пятёрке худших металлов.
- 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,080 Это выиграет время на поиск постоянного решения.
- 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:14,580 Я не вижу большой проблемы в хороших идеях.
- 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,550 Кто сказал, что идеи хорошие?
- 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:18,060 Большинство идей ужасны.
- 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:24,540 Всё, что отвлекает мысли от секса, по умолчанию подозрительно по моим правилам, моим сексуальным правилам.
- 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:26,770 Правилам сексуальной философии.
- 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:31,580 - Очень сексуальным. - Нет, извините, что здесь происходит?
- 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,920 Да, спасибо. Я думал, что с ума схожу.
- 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,460 Я не хотела ничего говорить.
- 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:36,860 Это такая шутка?
- 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:41,500 У меня есть ни малейший идеи, о чём вы все говорите.
- 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:45,980 Или у меня, или у кого-то из еще, включая вас. В особенности вас.
- 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:48,450 Э, ладно.
- 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,520 А еще теперь мы живём в обществе.
- 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:55,430 Некоторым нужно доить коров, а не внезапно бросать вымя, чтобы начать модельную карьеру.
- 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,500 Это риск для города.
- 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,710 Эй, смотрите, смотрите. Сейчас.
- 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:01,510 Подождите. Так, смотрите.
- 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,550 Я просто... Ладно, вот так, вот так.
- 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:05,080 Я должен удержать их в воздухе.
- 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,660 Вот видишь? Мы потеряли дневного слугу.
- 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,990 И это меньшая из проблем.
- 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:14,340 Музы делают это, чтобы поглощать наши ресурсы, пока мы отвлечены. Они разрушают города.
- 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:15,540 И что нам делать?
- 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:21,420 Если мои расчёты верны, то должно быть возможно поймать и удержать музу.
- 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,390 Убирайся отсюда.
- 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:32,010 Это что-то значит.
- 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:36,250 И это история Делирии
- 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,990 Всегда ее я должен петь и танцевать
- 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:42,390 Двадцатая часть, я начинаю опять
- 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:43,830 Выключить звук.
- 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,500 Какая команда? Есть для этого команда?
- 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:46,630 Должна быть команда.
- 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:47,940 Ты видел моего мужа?
- 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:49,240 Ты что-то об этом знаешь?
- 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,440 Можно сказать?
- 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:52,150 Есть другой способ ответить на вопрос?
- 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:58,694 Легенда мантитавра, известная немногим, конечно же гласит о славных...
- 00:04:58,694 --> 00:05:01,870 Ясно. Нет, говори, а не пой.
- 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,570 - Это точно сработает? - О да.
- 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,550 Браслеты из чистой меди. И музы не устоят перед этой приманкой.
- 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,920 Пара на третьем свидании!
- 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:17,460 Так...
- 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:23,240 Они летят сюда.
- 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,980 Закрываем выходы.
- 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,860 Проведём наши жизни вместе.
- 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:33,830 Я хочу путешествовать по миру... одна.
- 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:37,170 Сейчас!
- 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,920 Крути педали, Колосса.
- 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:46,790 Подожди, у меня идея.
- 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:48,020 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:54,100 Что если мы построим большой дом для муз? Типа гнезда, где они смогут жить в комфорте?
- 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:58,480 - И будем приносить им еду. - Ти, она вдохновлена.
- 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,870 - Извини. - Ничего, Колосса.
- 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,030 Это не твоя вина.
- 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:12,870 Но я всё равно думаю, что надо построить им дом.
- 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,080 Конечно же.
- 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:20,220 Метаморфоз? Когда ты собирался сказать?
- 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:22,790 Это бывает лишь раз в тысячу лет.
- 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:24,660 То есть у тебя было полно времени.
- 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:26,770 Кто тебе сказал? Я порву его на части.
- 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:28,200 Шлаб, я понимаю.
- 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:33,950 Ты думаешь, что будешь непривлекателен для меня в процессе. Что не лишено смысла, учитывая, что я слышала.
- 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:39,890 Но единственное, что я нахожу в тебе непривлекательным, это твое беспокойство из-за непривлекательности.
- 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:42,400 Это не Шлаб, которого я люблю и желаю.
- 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,870 Кто сказал, что меня беспокоит непривлекательность?
- 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:49,380 Откровенно говоря, я хотел избежать именно этой ситуации.
- 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,150 Ты привлекаешь меня куда меньше, когда жалеешь меня.
- 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:56,860 Я никогда не слышала от тебя подобного. Я привлекаю тебя меньше?
- 00:06:56,930 --> 00:07:05,666 Прости, дорогая, но не такую Делирию я лежу и сексуально жду, словно камышовый кот, дожидающийся камышовую кошку еще больше и сексуальнее его.
- 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:07,660 Что ж, в таком случае иди.
- 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:16,770 Преображайся в одиночестве сколько душе угодно и знай, что твоя жестокая жена не испытывает к тебе абсолютно никакой жалости.
- 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:22,280 Я думал, что будет длиннее история
- 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:24,920 Но негде тут разойтись
- 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:27,920 Они не стали долго вздорить
- 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,560 Не о чем мне...
- 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:35,240 МолтИть? ДжолтИть? Бо-бо-болтИть.
- 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:40,750 - Они рассержены. - Ну, да.
- 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:43,818 Мы схватили их, а потом по сути пытали их, так что...
- 00:07:43,818 --> 00:07:45,890 О каких пытках речь? Я не совсем понял.
- 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,970 Я разработал способ фильтровать их вдохновение.
- 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:51,700 Только хорошие идеи. Смотрите.
- 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,170 Привет, Гэри.
- 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,010 Я думала, ты погиб в бою.
- 00:07:55,110 --> 00:08:02,290 Нет, мне удалось собрать свои мозги. Кроме части, которую съела собака. И частей, утащенных муравьями.
- 00:08:02,330 --> 00:08:04,660 Теперь работаю на твоего брата.
- 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,970 - Отлично. Круто. - Готов?
- 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,880 Давай, погнали.
- 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:12,850 Голова, голова.
- 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,450 Мозг, мозг.
- 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,920 Закрыть мозг.
- 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:17,790 Можно закрыть черепа солдат металлом.
- 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:22,930 Чтобы врагу пришлось разбить две вещи, чтобы вышибить мозги. Интересно.
- 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,440 А, стоп, это шлемы.
- 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:28,180 Но всё равно неплохо для того, чьи мозги раскиданы повсюду.
- 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,866 Это может дать Крапополису преимущество над другими городами.
- 00:08:31,866 --> 00:08:36,490 Что скажете? Вдохнём эти телесные жидкости или как?
- 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:50,520 Физическая подготовка может поддержать армию готовой к бою, даже когда она не участвует в бою.
- 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:09,160 Рисунки можно упростить до стандартных форм.
- 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:11,800 Формы могут обозначать слова.
- 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:15,240 Нет! Они могут обозначать звуки.
- 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,780 Из этого получится письменность.
- 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:27,330 Да, да, хорошо.
- 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:31,240 План правления с голосованием представителей. Мне это нравится.
- 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:34,510 А где мое место? Вы серьёзно?
- 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:38,950 - Какая идея посетила тебя? - Никакая.
- 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:41,090 То есть это будет полезно, но не...
- 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,860 - Да знаете, неважно. - Ладно.
- 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,800 А я хочу поработать над своей.
- 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,940 Да, я тоже. Ты идёшь, Ти?
- 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,570 Да, одну минуту. Вы идите.
- 00:09:55,250 --> 00:10:02,081 Может быть несколько ветвей власти, чтобы они противодействовали и ни одна не стала слишком влиятельной.
- 00:10:02,081 --> 00:10:06,940 Нет, это глупо. Это глупое изобретение.
- 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,300 Попробуем снова.
- 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:27,606 Прежде чем арестовать кого-то, мы должны убедиться, что преступник знает, что имеет право не говорить нам, виновен ли он.
- 00:10:27,606 --> 00:10:31,690 Да что происходит? Почему во всех моих идеях лидеры теряют значение?
- 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,000 Можно мне идею, с которой я сохраню работу?
- 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:40,440 Эй, никто не спрашивал наше мнение, но у нас есть кое-какие соображения.
- 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:43,680 Мы уже довольно давно вдохновляем людей.
- 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,620 Вы умеете говорить?
- 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:04,820 Делирия?
- 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,490 Шлаб.
- 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,270 Слава богу, я была здесь.
- 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,040 Ты не в состоянии защитить себя.
- 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,940 Это тоже по-своему привлекает.
- 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,350 Я невероятно нежен.
- 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,480 Мясо само отходит от костей.
- 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,790 Хищники чуют, как я линяю, за мили.
- 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:23,090 Но что ты здесь делаешь?
- 00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,300 Мы же договаривались.
- 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:32,010 Извини, что проследила за тобой. Но я решила, что тебе сейчас нельзя доверять полностью самостоятельно принимать решения.
- 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:36,759 Всё-таки, как ты только что продемонстрировал, ты скорее умрёшь, чем позволишь тебя жалеть.
- 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:41,133 И на такой риск тебе идти нельзя. Это нарушает мое право сохранить тебе жизнь.
- 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,470 Ну, я не в состоянии спорить.
- 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:48,080 Так что если ты правда этого хочешь, можешь остаться и защитить меня.
- 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:51,420 Но предупреждаю, это будет мерзко.
- 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,760 Берегись ослонОв, моя дорогая.
- 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,510 Это совершенно логично.
- 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:07,480 Учёный или воин может обойтись разбавленным вариантом того, что мы делаем.
- 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,627 Но для идеи, способной вдохновить царя, тебе нужны мы сами.
- 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:14,400 Я знал, знал, что это не со мной что-то не так.
- 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,500 Убери фильтр. У тебя явно великий ум.
- 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,540 - Ты выдержишь чистый вариант. - Погодите.
- 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,120 Вы точно не пудрите мне мозги, просто чтобы я вас выпустил?
- 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:30,630 О, нет, что ты? Мы не хотим, чтобы ты чувствовал себя глупо.
- 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:35,840 Не все знают правила муз, но мы не можем заставить делать что угодно.
- 00:12:35,910 --> 00:12:42,320 Мы можем лишь вдохновить. А на что именно, строительство утопии или убийство семьи, полностью зависит от тебя.
- 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,790 Ну, надеюсь, это будет первое.
- 00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:55,380 Когда они прекратят?
- 00:12:55,410 --> 00:13:02,290 Хотел бы сказать, но боюсь, я теряю память. Это еще один неприятный побочный эффект метаформоза.
- 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,400 Возможно, я забуду, кто ты.
- 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,300 - Забудешь, кто я? - Да.
- 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:12,110 И если это случится, не гарантирую, что у меня будут к тебе прежние чувства или какие-либо чувства вообще.
- 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:15,950 Что ж. Это всё усложняет.
- 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,060 Именно.
- 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:22,573 Но пока не забыл, должен предупредить, что на последних стадиях линьки я буду источать запах,
- 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:27,400 который учуют все волшебные создания и захотят полакомиться моей куколкой.
- 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:32,390 - Это привлечёт космическое зверьё высшего порядка. - Ничего страшного.
- 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:37,200 Но уточню: в конце концов ты, конечно же, станешь прежним?
- 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:42,400 Иными словами, ты хочешь знать, будет ли оно того стоить: телесные ужасы и всяческое зверьё.
- 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,340 Пожалуй, да.
- 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,650 Это очень важный вопрос.
- 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,520 Вынужден тебя огорчить, я забыл ответ.
- 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,730 Но есть и хорошая новость. Ты сексуально создание.
- 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:56,900 Может, познакомимся поближе? Как тебя зовут?
- 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:02,910 Что ты делаешь, Ти?
- 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,220 Привет, вы вовремя.
- 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:08,790 - Меня посетила невероятная, просто удивительная идея. - Ладно.
- 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:09,990 Готовы? Вот.
- 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,710 Нет!
- 00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:17,640 О боже, я только что понял.
- 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:22,850 Вся моя жизнь была предметом искусства. И я знаю, как его закончить.
- 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,930 Я прекрасен!
- 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,930 Что есть, то есть.
- 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,400 Я назвал картину "Гранатовый человек".
- 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,200 Есть о чём задуматься, да?
- 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,830 Я - высказывание о безудержном потреблении.
- 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,770 - По крайней мере некоторые из смертей абсолютно шикарны. - Да.
- 00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:10,210 Я видела много смертей. И ни одна из них не заставляла так задуматься.
- 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,420 Видел Гранатового человека?
- 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,360 Да. На самом деле он меня разочаровал.
- 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,160 - Серьёзно? - Но подожди.
- 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,700 Ти, зачем ты это сделал?
- 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,030 Как ты позволил им так тебя одурачить?
- 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:26,710 Меня посещали видения того, какой я ненужный, и что лучшее, на что способен - это сделать себя еще более ненужным.
- 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,450 Я хотел доказать, что для меня есть роль.
- 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,060 - Почему ты не сказал? - Мне было стыдно.
- 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,760 Минуточку, стыд.
- 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:37,570 Унижение - противоположность вдохновения.
- 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,710 Ах да, как в легенде о Вдохно и Униже?
- 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:44,850 Весь смысл этой известной притчи в том, что они противоположности.
- 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,250 Точно. Вот как мы их победим.
- 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,500 И кстати, Гранатовый человек гениален. Ты сбрендил.
- 00:15:53,066 --> 00:16:00,210 Ладно, ты не узнаёшь меня. Но я всё еще знаю тебя, мантитавр, нравится тебе это или нет. Всё это не сексуально и не весело.
- 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,790 Ну, не совсем. В потере памяти есть потенциал.
- 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:07,330 Но так или иначе, я рядом с тобой даже в худший момент.
- 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,130 Чудесно, потому что он как раз наступает.
- 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:32,280 - Ох, ну ладно. Мы просто... - Мама.
- 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,220 О боже.
- 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,310 Мне обязательно быть на твоей спине?
- 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,410 Это не слишком героично.
- 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,690 Нет времени. Нас заметили.
- 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:57,460 - Бежим, бежим! - Так, дай подумать.
- 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,470 Давай, Ти, давай.
- 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,300 Я ужасно боюсь провала.
- 00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:04,410 Я боюсь, что не смогу сделать того, чего все от меня хотят.
- 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,290 Вот это я понимаю.
- 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,490 Еще, Ти, больше стыда.
- 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:17,333 Иногда я слушаю себя и представляю как это, должно быть, звучит для других людей.
- 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:21,933 И мне хочется свернуться в крошечный комочек и перестать существовать.
- 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,350 У тебя получается, жалкий идиот.
- 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,690 - Ты знаешь... - Продолжай.
- 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:31,947 Я говорю себе, что хочу найти идеального человека, с которым проведу жизнь.
- 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:38,200 И если честно, как бы это ни было иронично, это по сути то, что есть у мамы и папы.
- 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,980 А если говорить совсем честно...
- 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:46,290 - Я не уверен, что вообще хочу искать нужного человека. - Нет.
- 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:51,440 Наверное, на самом деле я хочу, чтобы на меня просто свалился кто-нибудь...
- 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,840 - Мама! - Кто угодно...
- 00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:54,810 Отпусти моего маленького мужа.
- 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,680 И мы были вместе вечно, как бы мы ни менялись.
- 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:01,490 - Мама! -Я здесь, любимый.
- 00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:09,740 Даже если никто из нас не будет счастлив, даже если мы будем знать, что это делает наши жизни хуже почти во всех отношениях.
- 00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:10,980 Мама!
- 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:16,150 Потому что если честно, суть в том, что я просто боюсь быть один.
- 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,560 Мама.
- 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:21,330 Ну, ну, малыш, ты в безопасности.
- 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:27,480 Хорошо, осталась одна.
- 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,150 Долбани по ней реально мерзким стыдом.
- 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,320 Да, стыда у меня хоть отбавляй.
- 00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,590 Скажу я вам, я...
- 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:39,470 - Стойте. - Ты только что загордился стыдом?
- 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:40,740 Нет, я...
- 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,470 Ну, у меня и правда к этому талант.
- 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,980 Вы меня разозлили люди.
- 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:50,690 Хоть облейтесь медным соусом, я всё равно растерзаю вас до костей.
- 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,790 - Звучит нехорошо. - Медный соус?
- 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:55,300 - Точно. - Ти, нет.
- 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:56,600 Не бойся, у меня есть идея.
- 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,700 - Точнее, идеи нет. - А?
- 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,070 Позволь спросить.
- 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,980 Тебе не надоело, что ты только и делаешь, что служишь другим?
- 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:07,660 Спрашиваю, потому что мне это знакомо. Ты могла бы на этом заработать.
- 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:13,700 Почему бы не держать вдохновение при себе и давать его только тем, кто больше всего за него благодарен?
- 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:17,640 Так ты сможешь сделать себе имя и получить рычаг влияния на человечество.
- 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:21,850 Тебе всегда будут приписывать все заслуги и никогда никакой вины.
- 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,220 Ты можешь даже просить что-то взамен.
- 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,960 А они пусть работают.
- 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,000 Знаешь что?
- 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:35,210 Это наименее вдохновлённая, самая очевидная лучшая идея, что я слышала.
- 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,650 Это же так логично.
- 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:40,620 Меня будут любить истинные художники и поэты, визионеры.
- 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:44,200 Ты спаситель, шеф. Мир тебе.
- 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:45,660 Кто бы мог подумать.
- 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:52,410 Слава Тирану, святому покровителю смягчения, компромиссов и сомнений.
- 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,920 Ладно.
- 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:58,660 Что ж, тут, похоже, обошлось без особых проблем?
- 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,260 Да. И у вас тоже.
- 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,330 А погоди, что было у вас?
- 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,770 Метаморфоз твоего отца.
- 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,140 Выглядишь...
- 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,920 Я бы не сказала, что всё прошло хорошо.
- 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:14,060 Он пережил это и, по крайней мере, снова меня помнит.
- 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,860 Ты ведь что-то помнишь, да?
- 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:18,970 О, многое, моя дорогая, очень многое.
- 00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:23,710 Но я заменила ему мать, так что мы больше никогда не займёмся сексом.
- 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:24,810 - Не видеть бы этого. - Конец эпохи.
- 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,610 - Как жаль. - Да.
- 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:32,120 Это было настолько до тревожного интимно, что едва снова не стало сексуальным.
- 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,400 - Да, не правда ли? - Ты мне скажи, мама.
- 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,270 Куда еще отвратительнее?
- 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,750 Знаешь, отчасти я рад, что это случилось.
- 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,290 Вся эта история с музами.
- 00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,990 - Это был необходимый урок. - Полностью согласен.
- 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:53,670 Мой научный мозг хотел контролировать творчество, а его не следует контролировать.
- 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,310 - Да. - Ты тоже что-то усвоил?
- 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,780 О, да, конечно.
- 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:02,650 Но думаю, я просто хотел сказать, что это хорошо. Нет, знаешь что?
- 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,420 - Это отлично. - Согласен. Да.
- 00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,030 Всё закончилось хорошо.
- 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,630 Однозначно.
- 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,640 Думаешь, я должен произнести речь?
- 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,540 Думаешь, они этого ждут?
- 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:16,480 - Нет, они заняты. - Да, конечно.
- 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:19,120 Продолжайте. Не обращайте на нас внимания.
- 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:02,606 Citizens of Krapopolis,
- 00:00:02,606 --> 00:00:04,709 I know that usually when I call a town meeting,
- 00:00:04,709 --> 00:00:07,447 it's about how many people died or are going to die,
- 00:00:07,447 --> 00:00:11,790 but today, I'm here to unveil the new Krapopolis flag.
- 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:12,358 [light applause]
- 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:14,261 And then afterwards, we'll do deaths.
- 00:00:14,261 --> 00:00:16,466 As you can see, it is a bold cloth
- 00:00:16,466 --> 00:00:19,472 dyed the color blue, which is the most expensive color
- 00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:22,177 because of how many snails you have to grind up to make it.
- 00:00:22,177 --> 00:00:25,752 These snails were from Crete. [light applause]
- 00:00:25,752 --> 00:00:29,091 Flags are a pretty new thing, so I'll walk you through it.
- 00:00:29,091 --> 00:00:32,031 This flag means us, and then
- 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,202 we have to protect it with our lives.
- 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,505 Because if anyone takes it,
- 00:00:35,505 --> 00:00:37,241 that means we've become their prisoners.
- 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,212 That's just how flags work apparently.
- 00:00:39,212 --> 00:00:40,949 I'm still learning about them myself.
- 00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:42,384 [light applause] OK.
- 00:00:42,384 --> 00:00:44,355 I enjoy applause as much as the next king,
- 00:00:44,355 --> 00:00:46,694 but I also know the difference between real applause
- 00:00:46,694 --> 00:00:47,729 and the perfunctory kind.
- 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:50,134 And why are there so few people here in the first place?
- 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:53,139 [laughter]
- 00:00:53,139 --> 00:00:54,610 Oh, mother, you are my mother,
- 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:58,416 and I am a boy named Alexander, not Tobias the Bricklayer.
- 00:00:58,416 --> 00:01:02,693 Oh, son, I am your mother, a woman named Claire,
- 00:01:02,693 --> 00:01:04,629 not Nico who milks goats.
- 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:07,267 Why are they doing this? That's Nico.
- 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,807 We can all see it's Nico. - Shh.
- 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:11,342 Mother, I am hungry.
- 00:01:11,342 --> 00:01:13,881 I say this as Alexander the boy.
- 00:01:13,881 --> 00:01:15,117 Tobias has already eaten.
- 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:17,522 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
- 00:01:17,522 --> 00:01:20,294 Here is some bread to eat. My hands are not empty.
- 00:01:20,294 --> 00:01:23,668 They're holding bread. I am a 30-year-old woman.
- 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:24,469 [crowd gasps]
- 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:26,439 I'm sorry, what are we watching?
- 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:28,110 It's a brand new art form I came up with.
- 00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:29,780 I call it a play.
- 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:31,449 The opposite of work.
- 00:01:31,449 --> 00:01:34,556 I am fed, once again as Alexander.
- 00:01:34,556 --> 00:01:38,196 And I am happy as Claire, even though you all know
- 00:01:38,196 --> 00:01:40,300 I just lost my son in real life.
- 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,806 He did lose his son. It's true.
- 00:01:42,906 --> 00:01:46,112 [cheers and applause]
- 00:01:46,112 --> 00:01:49,351 Craig, what can I even say?
- 00:01:49,351 --> 00:01:52,057 That was amazing. - Oh, thank you.
- 00:01:52,057 --> 00:01:54,461 Cool idea, right? - Very cool idea.
- 00:01:54,461 --> 00:01:56,767 How did you get it? I mean, where did it come from?
- 00:01:56,767 --> 00:02:00,040 How-- how did you do that? - I don't know, I got inspired.
- 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,342 Wait a minute.
- 00:02:01,342 --> 00:02:03,548 When you say inspired, do you mean the idea
- 00:02:03,548 --> 00:02:04,917 just came to you out of nowhere?
- 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,286 Yeah.
- 00:02:06,286 --> 00:02:08,223 And you felt compelled to just drop everything
- 00:02:08,223 --> 00:02:10,160 and pursue it and couldn't have let it go,
- 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,066 even if you had wanted to? - Yeah, I guess.
- 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,368 - Run. - Run?
- 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,275 Because a citizen was inspired? - By muses.
- 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,044 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:02:19,044 --> 00:02:21,182 [crowd screaming]
- 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,519 Oh, no.
- 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:25,224 Protect the flag. Protect the flag.
- 00:02:25,224 --> 00:02:28,196 <i>[dramatic lyre music]</i>
- 00:02:28,196 --> 00:02:35,544 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:02:50,274 --> 00:02:51,911 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:02:51,911 --> 00:02:53,479 Get out. Shoo.
- 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:56,419 Make it go towards the window. - All right. Everybody relax.
- 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:58,758 Science to the rescue. - We're relaxed.
- 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:00,595 This will keep them from getting in our heads
- 00:03:00,595 --> 00:03:02,598 and giving us ideas we wouldn't normally have.
- 00:03:02,598 --> 00:03:05,370 Muses hate copper. - Everyone does.
- 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:07,876 Top five worst metals, easy.
- 00:03:07,876 --> 00:03:09,946 This'll buy me a little time to come up with
- 00:03:09,946 --> 00:03:10,781 a more permanent solution.
- 00:03:10,882 --> 00:03:12,920 I don't see why getting good ideas
- 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,288 is such a big problem.
- 00:03:14,288 --> 00:03:16,259 Who said anything about good ideas?
- 00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:17,763 Most ideas are terrible.
- 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:19,800 Anything that takes one's mind off sex
- 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:24,242 is automatically suspect in my book, my sex book.
- 00:03:24,242 --> 00:03:26,479 It's a book about sexual philosophy.
- 00:03:26,479 --> 00:03:29,352 It's a very sexy book. - You know what?
- 00:03:29,352 --> 00:03:31,289 I'm sorry, what is going on up here?
- 00:03:31,289 --> 00:03:32,526 Right? OK, thank you.
- 00:03:32,526 --> 00:03:33,627 Thought I was going crazy.
- 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:35,163 Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything.
- 00:03:35,163 --> 00:03:36,567 Is this a bit or--
- 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:39,305 I have neither the faintest nor foggiest idea
- 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,209 what any of you are saying.
- 00:03:41,209 --> 00:03:43,312 Nor have I, nor has any one of us,
- 00:03:43,312 --> 00:03:45,685 yourselves included. Most of all, in fact.
- 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:48,155 Uh, all right. [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:03:48,155 --> 00:03:50,226 Also, we live in a society now.
- 00:03:50,226 --> 00:03:51,997 Some people need to be milking cows,
- 00:03:51,997 --> 00:03:55,137 not suddenly dropping the udder to start a modeling career.
- 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:57,207 Puts the city at risk.
- 00:03:57,207 --> 00:03:59,411 Hey, watch this. Watch. OK. Wait.
- 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:01,216 Wait, hold on. OK. See if I--
- 00:04:01,216 --> 00:04:03,253 if I just do-- OK. Here we go. Here we go.
- 00:04:03,253 --> 00:04:04,789 OK, I got to keep them up in the air.
- 00:04:04,789 --> 00:04:05,658 Right, see?
- 00:04:05,825 --> 00:04:07,361 Now we've lost the server for the afternoon.
- 00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:08,697 And that's the least of it.
- 00:04:08,697 --> 00:04:11,302 Muses do this so they can consume our resources
- 00:04:11,302 --> 00:04:14,042 while we're distracted. They destroy cities.
- 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:15,243 So what do we do?
- 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:17,448 Well, if my calculations are correct,
- 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:21,122 it should be possible to catch and contain a muse.
- 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:23,093 Go, get out of here.
- 00:04:23,093 --> 00:04:25,063 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:04:29,238 --> 00:04:31,711 This means something.
- 00:04:31,711 --> 00:04:32,745 Ah!
- 00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:35,952 ♪ And that is the story of Deliria ♪
- 00:04:35,952 --> 00:04:38,691 ♪ The song I'm always singing and doing this dance ♪
- 00:04:38,691 --> 00:04:42,097 ♪ Part 20 of 20, then we start again ♪
- 00:04:42,097 --> 00:04:43,534 Off, sound off.
- 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,203 What's the command? Is there a command?
- 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:46,338 I mean, there should be a command.
- 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:47,642 Have you seen my husband?
- 00:04:47,642 --> 00:04:48,944 Do you know anything about this?
- 00:04:48,944 --> 00:04:50,146 May I speak?
- 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,851 Well, unless there's another way of answering my question.
- 00:04:51,851 --> 00:04:55,424 ♪ Well, the legend of the mantitaur is ♪
- 00:04:55,424 --> 00:04:57,361 ♪ Known to the few, speak of course ♪
- 00:04:57,361 --> 00:04:59,332 ♪ To the glories of the-- ♪ - I see.
- 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,570 No, speak, don't sing.
- 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:03,339 <i>[dramatic lyre music]</i>
- 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:05,277 - You're sure this will work? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:05:05,277 --> 00:05:07,147 These headbands are pure copper,
- 00:05:07,147 --> 00:05:09,251 and muses cannot resist this bait.
- 00:05:09,251 --> 00:05:11,623 Deploy couple on third date.
- 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,167 So...
- 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:20,641 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:05:20,641 --> 00:05:22,946 Here they come. This is it.
- 00:05:22,946 --> 00:05:24,682 Sealing exits.
- 00:05:27,321 --> 00:05:28,423 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:30,561 We should spend our lives together.
- 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:33,534 I want to travel the world, on my own.
- 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:36,874 - Now! - [panting]
- 00:05:36,874 --> 00:05:39,846 [air whooshing]
- 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:43,620 Keep paddling, Stupe.
- 00:05:44,656 --> 00:05:46,492 Wait a minute, I got an idea.
- 00:05:46,492 --> 00:05:47,729 What are you doing?
- 00:05:47,829 --> 00:05:50,601 What if we built a big house for the muses,
- 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,808 like a nest where they could live and be comfortable?
- 00:05:53,808 --> 00:05:58,182 Maybe bring food to them. - Ty, she's been inspired.
- 00:05:58,182 --> 00:06:00,988 [panting]
- 00:06:00,988 --> 00:06:04,127 [air whooshing]
- 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,570 - Sorry. - That's all right, Stupendous.
- 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:09,739 It obviously wasn't your fault.
- 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,578 I do still think we should build them that house though.
- 00:06:12,578 --> 00:06:14,782 Of course, you do.
- 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:17,487 [insect buzzing]
- 00:06:17,487 --> 00:06:19,927 A metamorphosis? Were you going to tell me?
- 00:06:19,927 --> 00:06:22,497 Well, it's only once every 1,000 years.
- 00:06:22,497 --> 00:06:24,368 Well, it seems like plenty of time to tell me.
- 00:06:24,368 --> 00:06:26,472 Who told you? I'll tear them apart.
- 00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:27,909 Shlub, I get it.
- 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,515 You think I won't be attracted to you during your process,
- 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,351 which is not unreasonable for you to think
- 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,654 given what I've been told.
- 00:06:33,754 --> 00:06:36,325 But as it happens, the only part
- 00:06:36,325 --> 00:06:38,262 I find unattractive is you worrying
- 00:06:38,262 --> 00:06:39,599 about being unattractive.
- 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:42,104 That's not the Shlub I love and desire.
- 00:06:42,104 --> 00:06:44,576 And who said I was worried about being unattractive?
- 00:06:44,576 --> 00:06:47,348 To be perfectly frank, the situation I wanted
- 00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:49,084 to avoid was precisely this.
- 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:51,857 I'm far less attracted to you when you're pitying me.
- 00:06:51,857 --> 00:06:53,794 I don't know if I've ever heard you express
- 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:56,566 such a thing, less attracted to me?
- 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:58,838 I'm sorry, my darling, it's just not the Deliria
- 00:06:58,838 --> 00:07:01,643 I lie in sexual wait for, like a jungle cat
- 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:03,881 stalking another yet even bigger jungle cat,
- 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:07,923 except sexually. - Well, in that case, go.
- 00:07:07,923 --> 00:07:11,495 Metamorphose in private to your heart's content
- 00:07:11,495 --> 00:07:13,800 and know that your devastating wife
- 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,472 is absolutely without pity for you while you do.
- 00:07:16,472 --> 00:07:17,909 [growls]
- 00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:21,984 ♪ I thought this would be a bigger story ♪
- 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,623 ♪ But there's nothing to solve ♪
- 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:27,628 ♪ And nothing at all to track or follow ♪
- 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:30,267 ♪ Nothing at all to-- ♪
- 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:32,606 Molve? Uh, jolve?
- 00:07:32,606 --> 00:07:34,942 ba-- ba-- ball-- ballve.
- 00:07:37,716 --> 00:07:40,454 - Oh, they look mad. - Yeah.
- 00:07:40,454 --> 00:07:41,990 Well, we captured them and have basically
- 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:44,328 been torturing them, so-- - What's this about torturing?
- 00:07:44,328 --> 00:07:45,597 I'm not sure I--
- 00:07:45,597 --> 00:07:46,633 Now that we've got them contained,
- 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,671 I've developed a way to filter their inspiration.
- 00:07:48,671 --> 00:07:51,408 Nothing but good ideas. Check this out.
- 00:07:51,408 --> 00:07:52,879 Oh, hey, Gary.
- 00:07:52,879 --> 00:07:54,716 I thought you got killed in battle.
- 00:07:54,816 --> 00:07:57,622 Oh, no, I was-- I was able to get my brains back in,
- 00:07:57,622 --> 00:07:59,893 except for the part that the dog ate,
- 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:01,997 and the parts the ants carried off.
- 00:08:01,997 --> 00:08:04,368 So I'm working for your brother now.
- 00:08:04,368 --> 00:08:06,673 - Right on. Very cool. - Ready?
- 00:08:06,673 --> 00:08:10,581 - All right, here we go. - [inhales]
- 00:08:10,581 --> 00:08:12,551 [ethereal shimmering] Head, head.
- 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,155 Brain, brain.
- 00:08:14,155 --> 00:08:15,625 Brain skull cover--
- 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,494 you could cover soldier skulls with metal.
- 00:08:17,494 --> 00:08:19,799 So the enemy would have to break two things
- 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:22,639 to get the brains out. Interesting.
- 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:24,141 Oh, wait, that's helmets.
- 00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:26,647 But still not terrible for someone with his brains
- 00:08:26,647 --> 00:08:27,882 all over the place.
- 00:08:27,982 --> 00:08:29,953 This could be the thing that gives Krapopolis
- 00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:32,725 the edge over all other cities. - So what do you say?
- 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:36,199 Are we gonna huff these bodily fluids or what?
- 00:08:36,199 --> 00:08:37,735 [inhales]
- 00:08:37,835 --> 00:08:41,142 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:08:41,142 --> 00:08:43,714 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:08:43,714 --> 00:08:45,449 A physical fitness regimen
- 00:08:45,449 --> 00:08:47,454 could keep an army ready for battle,
- 00:08:47,454 --> 00:08:50,226 even when they're not in battle.
- 00:08:51,963 --> 00:08:54,201 [water gurgles]
- 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:58,042 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:08:58,042 --> 00:08:59,980 [screams]
- 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,181 [grunts]
- 00:09:01,181 --> 00:09:03,086 Huh?
- 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:04,523 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:09:04,523 --> 00:09:06,125 Whoa!
- 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,864 <i>Drawings can be simplified into standard shapes.</i>
- 00:09:08,864 --> 00:09:11,503 <i>The shapes could represent words.</i>
- 00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:14,943 No! They could represent sounds.
- 00:09:14,943 --> 00:09:17,481 That's how you do a written language.
- 00:09:17,481 --> 00:09:19,252 [inhales]
- 00:09:19,252 --> 00:09:20,888 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:25,263 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:09:25,263 --> 00:09:27,033 OK, OK, this is good.
- 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,904 It looks like a plan for governance,
- 00:09:28,904 --> 00:09:30,941 representatives voting. I like it.
- 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:34,214 And where do I sit in all this? Are you serious?
- 00:09:34,214 --> 00:09:36,018 [screams]
- 00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:38,658 - What was your inspiration? - Oh, nothing.
- 00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:40,794 I mean, it'll be very useful, but not--
- 00:09:40,794 --> 00:09:43,567 you know, no big deal. - All right.
- 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:45,505 Well, I'm excited to go work on my thing.
- 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:47,642 Yeah, me too. You coming, Ty?
- 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,646 Hm? Yes, in just a bit.
- 00:09:49,646 --> 00:09:52,786 You go ahead. [inhales]
- 00:09:52,786 --> 00:09:54,856 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:57,996 There could be several branches of government
- 00:09:57,996 --> 00:10:00,901 so as to counter each other so that no single one of them
- 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,807 becomes too powerful. Oh, come on, this is stupid.
- 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,647 This is a stupid invention.
- 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,117 <i>[ominous music]</i>
- 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:15,430 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:17,000 Let's try this again.
- 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,205 [inhales] [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:10:19,205 --> 00:10:22,812 Before arresting someone, it should be upon us
- 00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:24,749 to make sure the criminal knows
- 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,719 they have the right not to tell us
- 00:10:26,719 --> 00:10:28,957 whether they're guilty. Oh, what's going on here?
- 00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:31,395 Why is all my inspiration about leaders not mattering anymore?
- 00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:34,703 Can I get an idea that doesn't put me out of a job?
- 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,272 [Muses speaking together] Hey, nobody asked
- 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:40,146 for our opinion, but we could have some insight about that.
- 00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:43,385 We've been inspiring people for a pretty long time.
- 00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:45,323 You can talk?
- 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,399 [growls softly]
- 00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:59,217 Hm?
- 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,421 [screams]
- 00:11:03,392 --> 00:11:04,529 Deliria?
- 00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:06,198 Shlub.
- 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,668 [screams]
- 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:10,975 Thank goodness I was here.
- 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,746 You're in no shape to defend yourself.
- 00:11:12,746 --> 00:11:14,649 I believe that is part of the appeal.
- 00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:16,051 I'm incredibly tender.
- 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,189 My meat falls right off the bone.
- 00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:21,496 Predators can smell my molting from a mile away.
- 00:11:21,496 --> 00:11:22,798 But what are you doing here?
- 00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:25,003 I thought we had agreed.
- 00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:26,740 I'm so sorry for stalking you,
- 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,277 but I've decided you can't be entirely trusted
- 00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:31,716 to call your own shots during this process.
- 00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,854 After all, as you've just demonstrated,
- 00:11:33,854 --> 00:11:36,191 you'd literally die before accepting pity,
- 00:11:36,191 --> 00:11:38,262 which is a risk you're not allowed to take
- 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,135 because it intrudes on my right to keep you alive.
- 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,172 Well, I'm in no position to disagree.
- 00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:45,343 So as long as it's what you really want to do,
- 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:47,782 you're welcome to stay here and protect me.
- 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:51,121 But fair warning, it gets gross.
- 00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:54,461 Ah, mind the waspephants, my dear.
- 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:57,434 [waspephant buzzing]
- 00:11:57,434 --> 00:12:00,240 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,210 [Muses speaking together] It makes perfect sense.
- 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:04,816 Maybe a scientist or a warrior can make do
- 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,187 with some watered down version of what we do.
- 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:10,026 But for an idea that will inspire a king,
- 00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,096 you need the real deal. - I knew it.
- 00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:14,101 I knew it wasn't something wrong about me.
- 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,207 Remove the filter. You're clearly a great mind.
- 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:21,248 You can handle the pure stuff. - Wait a minute.
- 00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:22,886 You're not just trying to get in my head
- 00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:24,822 so you can make me let you go or something?
- 00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:28,062 [laughs] Oh, wow, no, if only.
- 00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:30,333 No, we don't want to make you feel stupid.
- 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,971 Not everyone knows all the muse rules,
- 00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:35,544 but we can't make you do anything.
- 00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:37,314 All we can do is inspire,
- 00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:39,284 whether that makes you build a utopia
- 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:42,023 or kill your siblings is entirely up to you.
- 00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:44,494 Well, here's hoping it's the former.
- 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:45,832 [inhales]
- 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,969 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:51,108 [creatures shrieking]
- 00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:53,045 [grunting]
- 00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:55,083 At what point do they let up?
- 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:58,022 I wish I could say, but I'm afraid my memory
- 00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:00,460 is fading, another unpleasant side effect
- 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,996 of the metamorphosis.
- 00:13:01,996 --> 00:13:04,101 It is possible I'll forget who you are.
- 00:13:04,101 --> 00:13:06,005 - Forget who I am? - Yes.
- 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,875 And if that happens, there's no guarantee
- 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,846 I'll have precisely the same feelings for you,
- 00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:11,817 or any at all as a matter of fact.
- 00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:15,658 Well, that is a complication, isn't it?
- 00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:16,760 Indeed.
- 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,295 But before I forget, I should warn you
- 00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:20,233 that in the final molting stages,
- 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,372 I will emit an odor that all magical beasts
- 00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:27,180 will smell, and all will wish to feast upon my pupal form.
- 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,184 It does rather attract a higher order
- 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,090 of cosmic bogans. - Oh, I'm fine with that.
- 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,796 But to clarify, you will, of course,
- 00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,900 eventually be back to your old self?
- 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,169 In other words, you want to know if all this
- 00:13:38,169 --> 00:13:40,073 is gonna be worth it-- the body horror,
- 00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:44,013 the beasts, and the bogans. - I suppose so, yes.
- 00:13:44,013 --> 00:13:46,352 That's a very crucial question.
- 00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:49,224 I regret to inform you that I have forgotten the answer.
- 00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:52,464 The good news is, you're a sexy thing,
- 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,432 aren't you?
- 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,936 Perhaps we can get to know each other.
- 00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:56,607 What's your name?
- 00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:58,543 <i>[soft dramatic music]</i>
- 00:13:58,543 --> 00:13:59,410 Hm.
- 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:02,618 - Um, what are you doing, Ty? - Oh.
- 00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:03,920 Hello, you're just in time.
- 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,091 I came up with this incredible idea,
- 00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:08,496 just really amazing. - OK.
- 00:14:08,496 --> 00:14:09,699 Ready? This.
- 00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:12,605 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:14:12,605 --> 00:14:13,574 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,410 No!
- 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,347 Oh, my God, I just realized something.
- 00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:19,819 My entire life has been a work of art,
- 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:22,558 and I finally know how to finish it.
- 00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:25,631 I'm beautiful.
- 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,200 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,638 When you got it, you got it.
- 00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,883 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:37,722 [people screaming]
- 00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:40,661 <i>[soft dramatic music]</i>
- 00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:42,999 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:46,105 I call this painting "Pomegranate Man."
- 00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:47,908 Makes you think, doesn't it?
- 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:48,877 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:49,979 Hm.
- 00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:53,285 [people grunting melodically]
- 00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:01,536 I'm a comment on rampant consumerism.
- 00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:03,106 Mmm.
- 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:04,575 On the plus side, some of these deaths
- 00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,478 are absolutely gorgeous. - Yeah.
- 00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:08,248 I've seen a lot of guys die, and none of them
- 00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:09,919 were as thought provoking as this.
- 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,122 Did you see "Pomegranate Man"?
- 00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:14,061 Yeah, you know, I actually found that one disappointing.
- 00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:15,865 - You did? - But wait a minute.
- 00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:17,400 Ty, why did you do this?
- 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,739 How could you let them play you like this?
- 00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:21,375 I just kept getting these visions
- 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,613 of how unnecessary I was and how the best thing
- 00:15:23,613 --> 00:15:26,418 I could do was make myself even more unnecessary.
- 00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:29,157 I guess I wanted to prove that there was a role for me.
- 00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,763 - Why didn't you tell us? - I was ashamed.
- 00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,465 Wait a minute, shame.
- 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:37,273 The opposite of inspiration is humiliation.
- 00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:40,413 Oh, yeah, like in the legend of Inspo and Humil?
- 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:42,216 The whole point of that famous parable
- 00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,556 is Inspo and Humil are opposites.
- 00:15:44,556 --> 00:15:46,959 That's it. That's how we'll beat them.
- 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,329 And by the way, "Pomegranate Man"
- 00:15:48,329 --> 00:15:50,200 was brilliant. You're crazy.
- 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,939 [creatures shrieking
- 00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:54,441 All right, you don't know who I am,
- 00:15:54,441 --> 00:15:56,344 but you're still the mantitaur I know,
- 00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:59,919 whether you like it or not. None of this is sexy or fun.
- 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,491 Well, not none, the memory part has potential.
- 00:16:02,491 --> 00:16:04,896 But either way, I find I am here for it,
- 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:07,033 even the bad part.
- 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,839 Marvelous, because here that comes now.
- 00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:13,111 [screaming]
- 00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:14,481 [pulse booms]
- 00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:15,651 [creatures chirping]
- 00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:17,588 [creatures growling]
- 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,361 [creature roaring]
- 00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:22,698 [creature roars]
- 00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,969 [distant roaring]
- 00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,137 [gasps]
- 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:30,112 - [laughing] - Ugh, well, all right.
- 00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:31,983 We'll just-- - Mama.
- 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:34,922 Oh, God. [retches]
- 00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:37,127 [people screaming]
- 00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:39,297 [ethereal shimmering]
- 00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:41,769 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:44,675 [people screaming]
- 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:48,015 Do I really need to be on your back?
- 00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:50,119 It doesn't feel especially heroic.
- 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,390 No time. They've spotted us.
- 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:57,166 Go! Go! - OK. Let's see.
- 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,171 Now, Ty, now.
- 00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:01,008 I'm-- I'm terrified of failure.
- 00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:02,410 I'm-- I'm afraid I won't be able
- 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,113 to do what anyone wants of me.
- 00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:08,991 That's what I'm talking about.
- 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:11,195 More, Ty, more shame.
- 00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,865 I hear myself speaking sometimes,
- 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,739 and I just hear it how other people must be hearing it,
- 00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,746 and I want to fold into the tiniest ball of nothing
- 00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:21,582 and just cease to exist.
- 00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:24,054 You're doing it, you pathetic idiot.
- 00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:26,391 - You know-- - Keep going.
- 00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:27,561 Uh, um...
- 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:30,466 I tell myself I want to find the perfect person
- 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,372 to spend my life with, which, ironically enough,
- 00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:35,376 <i>if I'm being honest, it's basically</i>
- 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,447 <i>mom and dad, what they have.</i>
- 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,549 [crying]
- 00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,688 <i>But if I'm really being honest--</i>
- 00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:41,756 [crying]
- 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,793 <i>I'm not sure I even do care about finding</i>
- 00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,997 <i>the right person.</i> - No.
- 00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:48,369 <i>Maybe what I really want is for someone</i>
- 00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:51,141 <i>to be dropped into my lap, someone--</i>
- 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,544 - Mama! <i>- Anyone...</i>
- 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,515 Get away from my baby husband.
- 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:57,386 <i>And be with her forever, no matter how we change.</i>
- 00:17:57,386 --> 00:18:01,194 - Mama! - Oh. I'm here, love.
- 00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:03,032 [screams]
- 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:05,336 <i>Even if it would make neither of us happy,</i>
- 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:06,639 <i>even if we knew it was going to make</i>
- 00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:09,444 <i>both of our lives worse in almost every way.</i>
- 00:18:09,444 --> 00:18:10,681 Mama!
- 00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:13,520 <i>Because if I'm being honest, the bottom line is,</i>
- 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,857 <i>I'm just terrified of being alone.</i>
- 00:18:15,857 --> 00:18:17,260 Mama.
- 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:21,034 There, there, little one, you're safe now.
- 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:25,009 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- 00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:27,180 OK, just one left.
- 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,852 Hit it with some real nasty shame.
- 00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:32,023 Yes, I've got shame in spades.
- 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,294 I tell, you I am--
- 00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:39,170 wait, did you just get proud about shame?
- 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,440 No, I--
- 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,178 well, I guess I do have a knack for it.
- 00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:45,684 [laughs] You people have made me mad.
- 00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:47,588 You could douse yourself in copper sauce,
- 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:50,393 and I would still pick you down to the bones.
- 00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:52,497 - That doesn't sound good. - Copper sauce?
- 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:55,002 - I got this. - Ty, no.
- 00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,305 Don't worry, I have an idea.
- 00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,408 Or rather, I don't. - Huh?
- 00:18:58,408 --> 00:18:59,778 Let me ask you something.
- 00:18:59,778 --> 00:19:02,050 Aren't you a little tired of having your whole thing
- 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,687 be in service to other people?
- 00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,356 I ask because I relate.
- 00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:07,360 Don't you think you could market this?
- 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,264 Why don't you just withhold inspiration
- 00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,503 most of the time and only give it to the people
- 00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:13,406 who are the most grateful for it?
- 00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,309 That way, you can make a name for yourself
- 00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:17,347 and have leverage over humanity.
- 00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,686 All the credit, they'll always give the credit
- 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,555 and none of the blame.
- 00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:23,927 You can even ask them for things in exchange.
- 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,663 Let them do the work.
- 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,703 You know what?
- 00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:32,344 That is the least inspired, most obvious,
- 00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,916 best idea I've ever heard.
- 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,351 It makes total sense.
- 00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,356 I could be loved by true artists
- 00:19:38,356 --> 00:19:40,326 and poets, visionaries.
- 00:19:40,326 --> 00:19:43,901 You're a lifesaver, chief. Peace out.
- 00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:45,369 Wow, what do you know?
- 00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:48,442 All hail Tyrannis, the patron saint
- 00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:52,116 of mitigation, and compromise, and second guessing.
- 00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:54,221 [crowd cheering]
- 00:19:54,221 --> 00:19:55,624 Heh, all right.
- 00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:56,993 Well, this all seems to have worked
- 00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:58,362 itself out without much trouble?
- 00:19:58,362 --> 00:19:59,965 Sure, and yours as well.
- 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,036 Actually, what was yours exactly?
- 00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,472 Your father's metamorphosis.
- 00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:05,844 You look-- uh...
- 00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,621 I don't know that I'd say it went well.
- 00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:13,760 He did survive it, and he seems to remember me again at least.
- 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,563 You do, yes? Somewhat?
- 00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:18,670 Oh, quite a bit, my darling, quite a bit indeed.
- 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:21,275 But I became a mother figure, and we bonded,
- 00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:23,412 so we're never going to have sex again.
- 00:20:23,412 --> 00:20:24,515 - Oh, you hate to see it. - End of an era.
- 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,318 - A real shame. - Yes.
- 00:20:26,318 --> 00:20:28,455 It was so unsettlingly intimate,
- 00:20:28,455 --> 00:20:31,829 it almost looped back around into being sexual again.
- 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:36,104 - It did, didn't it? - You tell me, mother.
- 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,207 [all screaming]
- 00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:38,976 How did it get grosser?
- 00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:44,454 You know, in a way, I'm glad this happened.
- 00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:45,991 The business with the muses, it--
- 00:20:45,991 --> 00:20:48,697 it was a lesson we needed. - I agree completely.
- 00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:51,435 My scientific brain just wanted to control creativity,
- 00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:53,372 which ultimately should never be controlled.
- 00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:56,011 - Yeah. - You learn some things too?
- 00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:58,482 Oh, yes, of course.
- 00:20:58,482 --> 00:20:59,819 But I-- I guess what I'm saying is,
- 00:20:59,819 --> 00:21:02,356 this is a good thing. No. You know what?
- 00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:05,129 It's a great thing. - I agree. I do.
- 00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:06,732 It did end up working out.
- 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,337 It sure did.
- 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,341 Do you think I need to make a speech?
- 00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:13,245 Do they expect that, do you think?
- 00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:16,184 - No, they're-- they're busy. - Yeah, of course.
- 00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:18,823 Carry on. Don't mind us.
- 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,797 [sobs]
- 00:21:27,107 --> 00:21:30,045 <i>[uplifting music]</i>
- 00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:30,947 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,684 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,057 <i>Bento.</i>
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