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Death Takes a Holiday
Сезон: 01Серия: 15
Описание
Делирия получает послание от Гестии, которая приглашает её на свою вечеринку по системе «всё включено» на своём частном острове Виталус где-то в Трёх Царствах и хочет, чтобы она взяла с собой Тиранниса. По прибытии они обнаруживают, что среди гостей есть Бросейдон. Все встречаются с Гестией и её смертным парнем Гуманусом/Тони, где цветок Бротос нейтрализует божественные силы, чтобы все были равны. В финале Гуманус восстаёт против Гестии, не обеспечив распространение противоядия, чтобы Эпоха Человечества могла подняться, к большому неудовольствию Тиранниса и Делирии. Теперь Тираннис и Делирия пытаются выжить в условиях восстания. Тем временем Шлуб, Ступендус и Гиппокамп получают визит от Ясона и аргонавтов, которые остановились, чтобы пополнить запасы. Когда Ступендус случайно убивает всех аргонавтов, она, Шлуб и Гиппокамп находят слепого Гомера в качестве своего попутчика, и вместе они пытаются скрыть свою смерть, чтобы Гомер не придумал плохую историю о Крапополисе, пока не разгадает её во время инсценировки битвы с гигантским змеем с лезвиями.
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- 00:00:01,269 --> 00:00:01,804 Did you see this?
- 00:00:02,271 --> 00:00:04,242 Jason and the Argonauts are heading this way.
- 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:05,912 Looks like they want to fight an army
- 00:00:05,912 --> 00:00:07,181 of hairless, grinning women.
- 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,316 Those are skeletons.
- 00:00:08,316 --> 00:00:09,953 Why would you fight a skeleton?
- 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,122 Seems like punching down.
- 00:00:11,122 --> 00:00:14,129 But you'd fight an army of hairless, grinning women?
- 00:00:14,129 --> 00:00:15,131 If they started it.
- 00:00:15,131 --> 00:00:17,367 Did you see them? They look pretty menacing.
- 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:19,606 They look menacing because they're skeletons, darling.
- 00:00:19,606 --> 00:00:20,809 I don't know.
- 00:00:20,909 --> 00:00:23,446 When I see a skeleton, I don't think, oh, here comes trouble.
- 00:00:23,446 --> 00:00:25,952 I think, there goes someone that got into trouble
- 00:00:25,952 --> 00:00:27,255 several years ago.
- 00:00:27,255 --> 00:00:29,192 The Argonauts' battles are always pretty epic.
- 00:00:29,192 --> 00:00:31,196 Yeah. I'm on the edge of my seat.
- 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:32,599 A fight with a skeleton.
- 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,235 How do you know when you're finished?
- 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,305 Wait--they'll have to stop here for supplies.
- 00:00:36,305 --> 00:00:38,545 They won't stop here, they'll stop in Supplesia.
- 00:00:38,545 --> 00:00:40,982 The Supplesians practically invented supplies.
- 00:00:40,982 --> 00:00:43,053 Yes, but they also bragged about it,
- 00:00:43,053 --> 00:00:45,357 so Poseidon turned them all into supplies,
- 00:00:45,357 --> 00:00:47,395 and they had to use themselves to death.
- 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:50,200 Which makes Krapopolis a must-stop for the Argonauts.
- 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,637 But does that put us in danger?
- 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:53,841 It's not like we're mankind's greatest threat,
- 00:00:53,841 --> 00:00:55,377 its own skeleton.
- 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:57,181 Guys, Homer travels with the Argonauts.
- 00:00:57,181 --> 00:00:58,250 What's Homer?
- 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:59,853 Everywhere the Argonauts go
- 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:01,456 gets referenced in a Homer poem.
- 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:03,595 If we could get a favorable mention,
- 00:01:03,595 --> 00:01:05,898 I mean, preferably involving something touristy
- 00:01:05,898 --> 00:01:07,234 like our delicious kebabs.
- 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,637 Everyone knows our kebabs suck.
- 00:01:08,637 --> 00:01:11,877 Sounds like we have world-famous kebabs.
- 00:01:11,877 --> 00:01:13,146 Work with me here, Stupendous.
- 00:01:14,448 --> 00:01:16,219 - Ah! - It's just a message orb.
- 00:01:16,219 --> 00:01:17,856 Ignore it. - A message orb?
- 00:01:17,856 --> 00:01:19,124 Ah, what the--
- 00:01:19,124 --> 00:01:20,728 Yes, it zaps you until you answer.
- 00:01:20,728 --> 00:01:21,964 It zapped me!
- 00:01:21,964 --> 00:01:23,133 It'll make the rounds.
- 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:24,435 Ignore it, I said. This is family time.
- 00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:26,372 Ow. Can you answer it already?
- 00:01:26,372 --> 00:01:28,109 Nobody answers on the second zap.
- 00:01:28,109 --> 00:01:29,980 I don't want to seem desperate.
- 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:31,784 Ow. Why me twice?
- 00:01:31,784 --> 00:01:32,952 You showed weakness.
- 00:01:32,952 --> 00:01:34,421 Oh, fine.
- 00:01:34,421 --> 00:01:37,528 <i>Deliria, I hope this finds you well.</i>
- 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:40,467 <i>I'm hosting a very special, very exclusive retreat</i>
- 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:43,574 <i>on my private island, and I'd love you to be there.</i>
- 00:01:43,574 --> 00:01:45,377 Oh, mama likey.
- 00:01:45,377 --> 00:01:47,147 <i>But you simply must bring</i>
- 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:49,185 <i>your little mortal king, Tedious.</i>
- 00:01:49,185 --> 00:01:51,022 What? Mama confusey.
- 00:01:51,022 --> 00:01:52,759 Does Hestia know you?
- 00:01:52,759 --> 00:01:53,795 Oh, yeah, clearly.
- 00:01:53,795 --> 00:01:55,397 We're on a wrong name basis.
- 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:57,301 <i>It's the pinkish blue paradisey thing</i>
- 00:01:57,301 --> 00:01:58,771 <i>at the center of the Three Realms.</i>
- 00:01:58,771 --> 00:02:01,977 <i>If you see a pyramid, you've gone too far.</i>
- 00:02:01,977 --> 00:02:03,113 Don't go, Ty.
- 00:02:03,113 --> 00:02:04,348 This island sounds like a kill box
- 00:02:04,348 --> 00:02:06,319 where gods hunt man for sport.
- 00:02:06,319 --> 00:02:07,856 - That's a thing? - Oh, don't be silly.
- 00:02:07,856 --> 00:02:08,891 We're gods.
- 00:02:08,891 --> 00:02:10,861 The entire world is our kill box.
- 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:12,231 Still, if it's all the same,
- 00:02:12,231 --> 00:02:13,968 I'll stay here and tend to the Argonauts.
- 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,437 Nice try.
- 00:02:15,437 --> 00:02:18,544 A Hestia invite never happens, and she said I must bring you.
- 00:02:18,544 --> 00:02:21,182 - She called me Tedious. - She ain't wrong.
- 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,786 Now, are you going to keep pouting like a baby,
- 00:02:22,786 --> 00:02:25,323 or are you going to grow up and let me carry you to a party?
- 00:02:25,323 --> 00:02:26,827 All right, but the rest of you
- 00:02:26,827 --> 00:02:29,198 have to get this place decent for Jason and the Argonauts.
- 00:02:29,198 --> 00:02:31,268 - Decent? - What's that supposed to mean?
- 00:02:31,268 --> 00:02:33,173 Well, you know, these people are better than we are.
- 00:02:33,173 --> 00:02:34,475 - What? - Excuse me.
- 00:02:34,576 --> 00:02:36,345 If you've got the energy to be offended by that,
- 00:02:36,345 --> 00:02:38,183 you've got the energy to clean up the dock.
- 00:02:38,183 --> 00:02:39,485 Get rid of the fish smell.
- 00:02:39,485 --> 00:02:42,324 I don't want any more pushback, I'm your king.
- 00:02:42,424 --> 00:02:44,462 Make sure the Argonauts have a good time.
- 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:46,332 Have fun at your kill box.
- 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,836 It's not a kill box.
- 00:03:14,355 --> 00:03:16,225 Hestia's private island.
- 00:03:16,225 --> 00:03:18,664 There are Olympians who would kill to be here.
- 00:03:18,664 --> 00:03:21,369 I haven't been to a lot of parties,
- 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,440 but this one seems weak.
- 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,645 Well, it only goes to show how little you understand
- 00:03:25,645 --> 00:03:28,183 the--wait a minute. Broseidon's here.
- 00:03:28,183 --> 00:03:30,020 Babe, are you being serious right now?
- 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,189 Just pick something.
- 00:03:31,189 --> 00:03:32,859 Well I'm not sure what I want.
- 00:03:32,859 --> 00:03:34,228 Come on.
- 00:03:34,228 --> 00:03:36,098 Are you trying to embarrass me?
- 00:03:36,098 --> 00:03:37,502 Either the Hestia cachet
- 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:39,205 or my memory seems to have slipped.
- 00:03:39,205 --> 00:03:40,775 What do you say? Ten minutes? Five?
- 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,212 Just show our faces to Hestia and then bolt?
- 00:03:43,212 --> 00:03:45,718 Greetings, mortal and immortal pairs.
- 00:03:45,818 --> 00:03:49,258 My beloved Humanus and I welcome you to a weekend
- 00:03:49,258 --> 00:03:50,895 you will never forget.
- 00:03:50,895 --> 00:03:54,636 A weekend that will leave you changed and renewed.
- 00:03:54,636 --> 00:03:57,441 If my fellow gods and goddesses will hold your hands
- 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:59,680 over the nearest open flame,
- 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,451 you will experience something profound.
- 00:04:04,054 --> 00:04:05,257 I was gonna do that anyway.
- 00:04:05,257 --> 00:04:06,928 Whoa! Whoa!
- 00:04:06,928 --> 00:04:07,996 Is that, like, pain?
- 00:04:07,996 --> 00:04:09,699 Indeed it is.
- 00:04:09,699 --> 00:04:13,273 The pollen of the brotos flower, unique to this island,
- 00:04:13,273 --> 00:04:15,410 has the rather extraordinary property
- 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:17,649 of canceling out our godly powers.
- 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:21,288 You've been breathing it in since you arrived.
- 00:04:21,288 --> 00:04:23,327 You've been spiking the air?
- 00:04:23,327 --> 00:04:25,264 Now, now. Don't panic.
- 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,134 It's good for you.
- 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,506 Cleansing. Therapeutic.
- 00:04:29,506 --> 00:04:33,547 An opportunity to free yourself from the prison of eternity,
- 00:04:33,547 --> 00:04:38,056 and to achieve levels of intimacy and understanding
- 00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:39,659 never imagined possible.
- 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:41,329 I already understand everything.
- 00:04:41,329 --> 00:04:42,599 I don't need to understand him.
- 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:45,170 Well, you can try to leave if you like.
- 00:04:47,441 --> 00:04:51,415 Here on Vitalis, gods and humans are equal.
- 00:04:51,415 --> 00:04:52,586 - What? - What?
- 00:04:52,586 --> 00:04:53,521 Ugh. Then we leave by boat.
- 00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:55,491 You know how to build a boat, don't you?
- 00:04:55,491 --> 00:04:57,996 Actually, I'm suddenly very interested
- 00:04:57,996 --> 00:05:01,236 in staying the whole weekend.
- 00:05:01,236 --> 00:05:03,339 And no, about the boat.
- 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:05,143 I can't believe our brother said these people
- 00:05:05,143 --> 00:05:06,278 are better than us.
- 00:05:06,278 --> 00:05:08,216 We're gonna show them a good time.
- 00:05:08,216 --> 00:05:09,886 We don't have to clean. - Right?
- 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,823 Like we're gonna make such a bad impression.
- 00:05:11,823 --> 00:05:14,461 Totally ridiculous. Ty needs to relax.
- 00:05:18,638 --> 00:05:21,209 Greetings, good people of--
- 00:05:21,209 --> 00:05:23,514 Oh, my God. The smell.
- 00:05:23,514 --> 00:05:25,483 What is that?
- 00:05:25,483 --> 00:05:27,454 Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
- 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:28,791 Not that bad?
- 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:31,028 All right, Argonauts, back on the boat.
- 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:32,197 - Wait, what? - No!
- 00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:33,601 Hold on just a second.
- 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,336 How dare you touch our rigging.
- 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,575 Rigging? This is a mooring line.
- 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:38,778 We call all the ropes rigging.
- 00:05:38,778 --> 00:05:41,215 What are you? The boat word police?
- 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:45,189 Give me. - Stay for our famous kebab.
- 00:05:45,189 --> 00:05:47,829 You do not give me orders, you bi--
- 00:05:53,006 --> 00:05:53,774 Um...
- 00:05:53,908 --> 00:05:56,514 Well, they're all dead, so at least
- 00:05:56,514 --> 00:05:59,085 there certainly can't be a story about it.
- 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:03,561 Is that Homer?
- 00:06:03,561 --> 00:06:05,364 Hey, where are those Argonauts?
- 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:06,733 Did they run ahead?
- 00:06:07,936 --> 00:06:09,238 Yes.
- 00:06:11,943 --> 00:06:13,079 Running away?
- 00:06:13,246 --> 00:06:15,818 You're that unwilling to give this equality thing a chance?
- 00:06:15,818 --> 00:06:18,624 Not everything deserves a chance, Tyrannis.
- 00:06:18,624 --> 00:06:21,061 In fact, most things don't.
- 00:06:21,061 --> 00:06:22,097 You realize what this is?
- 00:06:22,263 --> 00:06:25,204 Hestia just finally lost her weirdly famous virginity,
- 00:06:25,204 --> 00:06:29,946 and now she thinks she and her mortal boyfriend invented sex.
- 00:06:29,946 --> 00:06:32,050 Ugh.
- 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,386 I can see you're upset.
- 00:06:33,386 --> 00:06:34,856 Oh, of course, you're loving this.
- 00:06:34,856 --> 00:06:37,596 Seeing me powerless is your dream come true.
- 00:06:37,596 --> 00:06:40,768 I did feel that for a rather wonderful moment,
- 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,073 but I actually think this could be a good thing.
- 00:06:43,073 --> 00:06:44,341 A whole new way for gods
- 00:06:44,341 --> 00:06:45,879 and mortals to relate to each other.
- 00:06:45,879 --> 00:06:48,450 We already have a way that's worked for thousands of years.
- 00:06:48,551 --> 00:06:49,952 It's called worship.
- 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,424 Well, I think doing this is going to be good for you.
- 00:06:52,424 --> 00:06:53,794 And whether or not you agree with me,
- 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:55,732 it is what you're going to be doing.
- 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:57,034 I don't suppose there's any chance
- 00:06:57,134 --> 00:06:59,371 you'll make even the tiniest effort this weekend?
- 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:00,340 Don't hold your breath.
- 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,510 Well, don't you hold your breath, either,
- 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:02,545 because you'll die.
- 00:07:02,545 --> 00:07:04,214 You really are tedious.
- 00:07:04,214 --> 00:07:05,450 Why do you have to do that?
- 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:06,586 Why do you always have to have the last word?
- 00:07:06,753 --> 00:07:09,692 Ask me that 1,000 years after your death.
- 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:14,201 I can't believe some of them are actually
- 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,504 participating in this charade.
- 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:17,441 Imprisoned, violated, and what?
- 00:07:17,441 --> 00:07:18,577 Just playing along?
- 00:07:18,677 --> 00:07:20,514 Maybe they don't feel violated, Mom.
- 00:07:20,514 --> 00:07:23,386 Maybe they find it therapeutical, as advertised.
- 00:07:23,386 --> 00:07:25,925 Oh, this-- what did you call it?
- 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:28,363 - Mild indigestion. - It's unbearable.
- 00:07:28,363 --> 00:07:30,066 You said this just happens sometimes?
- 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:34,642 I had no idea, babe, that you could be feeling this ever.
- 00:07:34,642 --> 00:07:36,445 It sucks to be you.
- 00:07:36,445 --> 00:07:38,684 Oh, Broseidon.
- 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:40,487 Well, see? That's nice.
- 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:41,757 Oh, come off it.
- 00:07:41,757 --> 00:07:43,894 Do you not see that they're making fun of you?
- 00:07:43,894 --> 00:07:47,535 The meaninglessness of your brief, stupid lives.
- 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,405 Beginning to see the appeal?
- 00:07:49,405 --> 00:07:51,108 I believe I am, yes.
- 00:07:52,545 --> 00:07:54,950 Wait--this <i>is</i> about laughing at mortals.
- 00:07:54,950 --> 00:07:57,354 I thought this was about us being equal.
- 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:59,091 I apologize, Hestia.
- 00:07:59,091 --> 00:08:00,427 You know mortals.
- 00:08:00,427 --> 00:08:01,630 Oh, no, no, no.
- 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:02,799 It's quite all right.
- 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,936 They do get excited, don't they?
- 00:08:05,638 --> 00:08:06,840 What else do you have here?
- 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,146 Oh, a range of treatments, big and small.
- 00:08:10,146 --> 00:08:11,449 Physical exhaustion.
- 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:12,585 Arm fell asleep.
- 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:13,954 Fecal urgency.
- 00:08:13,954 --> 00:08:15,891 Being snuck up on, but then realizing
- 00:08:15,891 --> 00:08:17,695 it was a statue and feeling dumb.
- 00:08:17,695 --> 00:08:18,998 Knowing people are talking about you,
- 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,537 but having no way to know what they're saying.
- 00:08:21,537 --> 00:08:23,874 Oh, this is too much.
- 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:26,145 Hestia, I'm sorry I doubted you.
- 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:27,916 This is divine.
- 00:08:27,916 --> 00:08:29,652 Ugh.
- 00:08:29,652 --> 00:08:31,489 He's in his room getting cleaned up.
- 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:33,426 How lucky are we that Homer's blind?
- 00:08:33,426 --> 00:08:35,664 The gods are truly smiling upon us.
- 00:08:35,664 --> 00:08:36,833 Did he ask about the Argonauts?
- 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:37,935 Yeah, I didn't know what to tell him,
- 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:41,242 so he just said they're in an orgy with themselves.
- 00:08:41,242 --> 00:08:42,210 Perfect cover story.
- 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:45,551 According to the gossip I've heard, it's airtight.
- 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,420 And I do mean airtight.
- 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:48,557 What the hell do we do next?
- 00:08:48,557 --> 00:08:49,760 When he finds out what's happened,
- 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:52,766 we've not only proved Ty right by not doing what he wanted,
- 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,903 we've proved him super right by achieving
- 00:08:54,903 --> 00:08:57,107 pretty much the opposite of what he wanted.
- 00:08:57,107 --> 00:08:57,943 It is true.
- 00:08:57,943 --> 00:09:00,079 To be the villains of an Homeric epic
- 00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:02,918 might not have the desired effect on the tourist crowd.
- 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,190 Hippo, is there any way you can make those guys alive?
- 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:07,695 That technology is three years away, at least.
- 00:09:07,695 --> 00:09:09,700 Dang it. We're still screwed.
- 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,001 Hang on. Let's just think about this.
- 00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:13,573 Perhaps there's a way to turn it to our advantage.
- 00:09:13,573 --> 00:09:15,443 What is true about blind men?
- 00:09:15,443 --> 00:09:16,747 They like sitting on the ground.
- 00:09:16,747 --> 00:09:19,218 And tin cups. They love tin cups.
- 00:09:19,218 --> 00:09:20,287 And?
- 00:09:20,454 --> 00:09:22,858 They experience everything through their other senses.
- 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:25,531 Exactly. We've got work to do.
- 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,535 Right, this way, Homer, old boy.
- 00:09:27,535 --> 00:09:28,703 The Argonauts await.
- 00:09:28,703 --> 00:09:30,841 - Ah. I smell kebabs. - Yes.
- 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:34,247 Krapopolis has kebabs in tremendous quantities.
- 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:37,989 And your friends didn't wanna start eating without you.
- 00:09:37,989 --> 00:09:40,393 Oh, you didn't have to do that, lads.
- 00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:41,462 Tin cup?
- 00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:43,601 Shall we dig in, all of us?
- 00:09:43,601 --> 00:09:45,605 Mmm, mmm, mmm, yes.
- 00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:48,142 - Mmm. - Mmm, mmm.
- 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,517 So Jason, tell me about the orgy.
- 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:54,021 Uh, uh.
- 00:09:55,323 --> 00:09:56,392 What was that?
- 00:09:56,392 --> 00:09:58,129 Oh, that's our giant serpent.
- 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:01,336 It has swords sticking out all over it.
- 00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:03,139 It's terribly dangerous.
- 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,611 Sounds like something we Argonauts should fight.
- 00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:07,247 - Oh, yes. - Yeah.
- 00:10:09,953 --> 00:10:12,525 Ooh, that doesn't sound like a good idea.
- 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:13,794 It's a dangerous animal.
- 00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:15,765 Yeah, and it's never lost a battle.
- 00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:19,238 I've gone up against it many times, and I've...
- 00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:21,375 never beaten it.
- 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,414 We have to fight that thing.
- 00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:25,717 Are you sure?
- 00:10:25,717 --> 00:10:28,389 It's nowhere as easy to kill as human skeletons.
- 00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:34,101 But have at it, oh brave destroyers of human remains.
- 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:34,836 Argonauts!
- 00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:36,706 both: Argonauts!
- 00:10:39,278 --> 00:10:40,747 Mortality.
- 00:10:40,747 --> 00:10:43,019 I get it now. I really do.
- 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:45,089 No, you don't, Mom. You know how I know?
- 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:46,391 Because you're enjoying yourself.
- 00:10:47,762 --> 00:10:50,901 Oh, relax and have fun like everyone else.
- 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,473 Of course, I don't get mortality.
- 00:10:53,473 --> 00:10:54,709 That's the whole joke.
- 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:57,347 My mortality is itself temporary.
- 00:10:57,347 --> 00:11:00,988 Frankly, the alternative is unthinkable and offensive.
- 00:11:00,988 --> 00:11:03,359 Well, I'm sorry my mortality has always been
- 00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:04,795 such an insult to you.
- 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:07,201 Are those apologies I hear?
- 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:10,006 Sounds like somebody is making progress.
- 00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:13,045 Now, the real trust building can begin.
- 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:14,815 See you at the final event tonight.
- 00:11:14,815 --> 00:11:16,987 It's a gas. You're going to love it.
- 00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:19,058 I don't suppose there's any chance you'll make
- 00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:21,563 even the tiniest effort tonight?
- 00:11:24,903 --> 00:11:26,607 Stupid...
- 00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:28,778 God problems?
- 00:11:28,778 --> 00:11:30,614 Yeah. How did you guess?
- 00:11:30,714 --> 00:11:32,150 I mean, my name is Tony.
- 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,988 Humanus is just what Hestia calls me.
- 00:11:33,988 --> 00:11:36,826 No kidding? That's--yeesh.
- 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:39,097 Yeesh is right, but it's not our job to fix them.
- 00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:41,002 They're never gonna change, and that's just fine
- 00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:43,840 because we are gonna be around long after they're gone.
- 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,747 Yes. Right? I mean--oh, my God.
- 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,385 It feels so good to hear someone else say that.
- 00:11:49,385 --> 00:11:50,486 And you know what else?
- 00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:52,758 She, Hestia, got my name wrong.
- 00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,829 But what's so funny is, I was offended
- 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:56,633 because of the specific way she got it wrong.
- 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,802 You know what?
- 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,271 I don't even need to hear all the details.
- 00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:01,509 I am familiar with that whole routine, believe me.
- 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:02,912 We are on the same page, brother.
- 00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:05,383 Tedious. She called me Tedious.
- 00:12:05,383 --> 00:12:06,419 What?
- 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,219 Let's go!
- 00:12:23,219 --> 00:12:24,421 Hah!
- 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,430 Hah!
- 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,701 Skeletons were easy.
- 00:12:32,204 --> 00:12:35,209 So when did you actually kill them?
- 00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:36,779 The second they stepped off the boat?
- 00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:39,017 - Uh... - You knew this whole time?
- 00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:40,787 You were overperforming, Stupe.
- 00:12:40,787 --> 00:12:42,959 You gave it away. - I was living in the moment.
- 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,829 An actor makes choices.
- 00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:46,933 Oh, how dumb do you think I am?
- 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,004 I just wanted to see how far you were gonna go
- 00:12:49,004 --> 00:12:52,010 with this hacky, problematic, let's-fool-the-blind-guy bit.
- 00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:53,012 And I'll give you this:
- 00:12:53,012 --> 00:12:55,049 you went a lot further than I thought possible.
- 00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:56,853 You wanna maybe tell a story about
- 00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,590 how cool we are with sound design?
- 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,393 Maybe?
- 00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,897 No?
- 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,384 So glad you've made a little friend.
- 00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:14,421 Have you finished sulking now? - You know--
- 00:13:14,421 --> 00:13:18,964 Friends, welcome to the closing ceremony.
- 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,370 The tea you are holding will purge the flower's effect
- 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,272 from your system.
- 00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:26,680 Drink now, and you will be gods once more.
- 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,248 - May I? - Of course.
- 00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,054 My beloved Humanus. - Thank you.
- 00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:33,827 My friends, humans, gathered gods,
- 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:35,865 you have now experienced a world in which
- 00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,302 gods and humans are equal.
- 00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:42,010 Now I ask you to visualize a world without gods at all.
- 00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:46,252 - What? - Ladies and gentlemen,
- 00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:48,222 the antidote will not be served tonight.
- 00:13:48,222 --> 00:13:50,761 What you've been drinking is hot water.
- 00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,565 Water?
- 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,470 The age of man begins today.
- 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,773 Down with the gods!
- 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:01,482 It's happening!
- 00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:02,584 No!
- 00:14:05,957 --> 00:14:08,028 I don't like your friend.
- 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,976 I think I'm having a panic attack.
- 00:14:14,976 --> 00:14:16,613 Mother, we've already been over this.
- 00:14:16,613 --> 00:14:18,382 That's just called breathing.
- 00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:19,885 Oh, yes.
- 00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:21,021 I don't like it.
- 00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:22,190 Here. We can stop for a second.
- 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,660 I think we've lost them, anyway.
- 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:24,796 What happened back there?
- 00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:27,768 I-I don't understand. - What's not to understand?
- 00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:29,404 Your friend is a violent extremist
- 00:14:29,404 --> 00:14:31,810 who thinks the subjugation of humans by the gods
- 00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:33,814 is somehow out of line.
- 00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:35,316 It's a ludicrous philosophy for which
- 00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:37,755 no imaginable extremes of contempt
- 00:14:37,755 --> 00:14:39,491 could possibly suffice.
- 00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:40,694 But a surprise.
- 00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:42,030 I'm not sure it's ludicrous.
- 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,600 The murder part I disagree with, but--
- 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,307 Lowliness often doesn't agree with the lowly, Tyrannis.
- 00:14:47,307 --> 00:14:49,645 Most, however, know better than to try
- 00:14:49,645 --> 00:14:50,981 to do something about it.
- 00:14:50,981 --> 00:14:53,687 Revolution is very desperate.
- 00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:55,891 Mom, look out.
- 00:14:55,891 --> 00:14:57,127 How does it work?
- 00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,666 If it touches me, do I die?
- 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,970 Or how many stabs does it take?
- 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,072 Just don't get stabbed at all.
- 00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:04,742 So even one might do it?
- 00:15:04,742 --> 00:15:07,480 Does it matter how deep?
- 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,951 Oh, my God.
- 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,754 That was crazy.
- 00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:12,156 Continue to flee?
- 00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:15,463 Yes, yes. Continue to flee.
- 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,435 We found another ship for you.
- 00:15:18,435 --> 00:15:20,439 But Homer, is there anything we can do
- 00:15:20,439 --> 00:15:22,578 to convince you not to tell this story
- 00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:24,114 exactly as it happened?
- 00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:25,851 I'm offended by the very question.
- 00:15:25,851 --> 00:15:27,588 Who made these kebabs?
- 00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:28,657 Why? You like them?
- 00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:29,559 No, they're terrible.
- 00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:31,963 But do you know who else makes terrible kebabs?
- 00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:33,800 Ionia, where I'm from.
- 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,604 I'm tasting this, and I can tell
- 00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:36,973 you people are hard workers.
- 00:15:36,973 --> 00:15:38,610 It makes me wanna throw you a bone.
- 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:39,979 I tell you what.
- 00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:42,217 I never liked the Argonauts. I found them rude.
- 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,889 I didn't like the bits they did about me being blind.
- 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,826 So I'm gonna cut you some slack.
- 00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,730 But you're terrible storytellers.
- 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,134 Your giant serpent was awful.
- 00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:54,408 I'm gonna tell you a story that you can tell everybody.
- 00:15:54,408 --> 00:15:57,981 And if you ever stray from our narrative, I swear to God,
- 00:15:57,981 --> 00:16:00,419 I will sink your city with a stanza.
- 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,725 - Yeah, all right. - Sounds fair.
- 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:05,597 What do you want us to say?
- 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:06,700 My legs hurt.
- 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,970 That's because you've never really had to use them before.
- 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,640 My back hurts.
- 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,381 Ty, the red juice that comes out of people sometimes...
- 00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:15,283 Blood?
- 00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,253 Is it bad for the blood to come out?
- 00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:19,024 That's not what kills you, is it?
- 00:16:19,024 --> 00:16:21,930 Mom, no! They got you! What's happening?
- 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,334 I think my life is flashing before my eyes.
- 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,071 Isn't that supposed to be instantaneous?
- 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:27,875 Well, there's a lot more ground to cover
- 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,144 when you're a god.
- 00:16:29,144 --> 00:16:31,048 How do you live this way?
- 00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:33,452 Always holding on for dear life.
- 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,957 Always begging for borrowed time.
- 00:16:35,957 --> 00:16:37,995 I've never thought about it that way.
- 00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:41,168 I suppose we do hold on to each other.
- 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,040 When you reach for someone and they reach back,
- 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,515 that feeling of connection almost makes it bearable.
- 00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:51,288 I felt that once on the day you were born.
- 00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:56,031 <i>You were so small, so fragile, so unlike your sister.</i>
- 00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:57,602 <i>You needed me.</i>
- 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,005 <i>It was not for me.</i>
- 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,176 All right, Mom. I'm gonna find the antidote.
- 00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:05,216 Meanwhile, you-- there's this thing humans do.
- 00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:08,255 It's called will to live, where you're dying,
- 00:17:08,255 --> 00:17:11,061 and you can want to not die so badly
- 00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:13,098 that you actually don't die.
- 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,302 I'm realizing I'm not sure it's an actual thing,
- 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,407 or if it's a confirmation bias.
- 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:18,911 Maybe even a smidge of victim blaming
- 00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:20,179 when people do die, but--
- 00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:21,716 but it's worth a try.
- 00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:22,551 Oh, my God.
- 00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:25,056 Less talking, more antidote getting.
- 00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:26,927 All right, yes. Hang in there, Mom.
- 00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:41,322 Oh, there he is.
- 00:17:41,322 --> 00:17:43,458 Where's your mom? - Dead, thanks to you.
- 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,597 You're welcome. Free at last.
- 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,833 Come to join me?
- 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,902 Oh, okay.
- 00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:49,505 Well, I'm not fighting you.
- 00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:51,509 Pitting us against each other is only one of the ways
- 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:54,180 the gods keep us down, but those days are done.
- 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,752 This baby is aimed right at the heart of Mount Olympus.
- 00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:59,190 Every single god there will have been breathing brotos
- 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,328 by the time our army of pissed off humans with knives
- 00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:03,099 gets up there to finish the job.
- 00:18:03,099 --> 00:18:04,300 You're completely insane.
- 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,037 We worship these maniacs
- 00:18:06,037 --> 00:18:07,407 who turn us into goats and spiders
- 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:08,476 because they're horny and bored,
- 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:11,214 but I'm the crazy one for wanting to put a stop to it?
- 00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:13,118 The age of man cannot truly begin
- 00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:14,420 until all the gods are dead.
- 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,759 I don't care about your ideology.
- 00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:18,095 Just give me the antidote.
- 00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:19,297 What, this antidote?
- 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:20,600 Why would you need that?
- 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,239 Unless someone's mother isn't all the way dead.
- 00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:25,175 If you're not man enough to finish the job,
- 00:18:25,175 --> 00:18:27,147 I guess I'll just have to take care of it myself.
- 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,284 No!
- 00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:31,622 It took us ages to calibrate the Godkiller.
- 00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:35,731 Oh, yeah?
- 00:18:38,904 --> 00:18:40,774 No. No, no, no, no!
- 00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:41,910 Ah. No.
- 00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:50,192 You know they can never be trusted.
- 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:51,228 They're terrible.
- 00:18:51,228 --> 00:18:52,598 And there's only one solution.
- 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,236 How do you not see that? - That's the thing.
- 00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,407 Politically, I couldn't be more aligned with you.
- 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,046 That's why it's so frustrating that you're such a dick.
- 00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,281 Dick.
- 00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:04,253 Mom? Mom, stay with me.
- 00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:06,258 Am I too late?
- 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,295 I guess when two people have hated each other
- 00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:10,266 for as long as we have,
- 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:13,171 in some ways, it's the same as love, isn't it?
- 00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:16,111 So I love you.
- 00:19:19,819 --> 00:19:22,725 I guess I kind of thought that might bring you back somehow.
- 00:19:22,725 --> 00:19:26,364 Well, if that didn't work, this must be real.
- 00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,102 I can't believe this is how I ended up
- 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:29,806 getting the last word.
- 00:19:29,806 --> 00:19:31,175 The hell you did.
- 00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:32,511 Mom? You're alive!
- 00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:34,615 Telling you I love you did give you the will to live.
- 00:19:34,615 --> 00:19:36,953 Did you say that? I didn't hear.
- 00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:38,790 All I heard was last words.
- 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:39,725 Oh, come on.
- 00:19:39,859 --> 00:19:43,700 Now, let's blow this kill box and go home.
- 00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:49,678 <i>What happened with the Argonauts?</i>
- 00:19:49,678 --> 00:19:50,847 Did they show up?
- 00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:51,716 It was incredible.
- 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,153 They had been cursed by a giant serpent
- 00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:56,559 who turned them against Homer himself.
- 00:19:56,559 --> 00:20:00,065 But no one knew what an amazing swordsman Homer was.
- 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,470 He sliced up the mighty Argonauts
- 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,875 with the strength of an entire army.
- 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:05,711 My goodness.
- 00:20:05,844 --> 00:20:07,748 Oh, and then having broken the curse,
- 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,319 the serpent blessed Homer with a beautiful head
- 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:11,722 of golden hair.
- 00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:14,828 The most beautiful hair ever seen, which he now has.
- 00:20:14,828 --> 00:20:18,269 He complimented our kebabs and sailed off for more adventure,
- 00:20:18,269 --> 00:20:20,608 looking sexy as hell.
- 00:20:20,608 --> 00:20:22,443 It's better than anything I imagined.
- 00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:24,247 So did you get everything you wanted
- 00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:25,784 out of your spa weekend?
- 00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:27,187 Do you feel renewed?
- 00:20:27,187 --> 00:20:29,759 Nah. I nearly died of boredom.
- 00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:32,230 So obviously, something happened.
- 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,700 Well?
- 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,173 You know, son, not everything needs to be talked about.
- 00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:38,743 I couldn't agree more.
- 00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:46,457 And that is how I, Homer,
- 00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:49,431 inventor of the oral tradition, slaughtered the Argonauts.
- 00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:52,203 Oh, Homer, you little pest.
- 00:20:52,303 --> 00:20:54,541 I always thought of you as more of a voyeur.
- 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,480 Now, how about a little bit more of that oral tradition?
- 00:20:58,883 --> 00:20:59,919 What the hell was that?
- 00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:03,425 No, no, no!
- 00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:07,500 Sounds like some sort of struggle.
- 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,738 On Mount Olympus itself?
- 00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:12,945 What is the meaning of this?
- 00:21:12,945 --> 00:21:17,220 Heracles.
- 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:21,729 This is for Jason, Admetus, Acastus, Ancaus.
- 00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:24,134 I don't have to say all these names.
- 00:21:26,471 --> 00:21:29,143 I hereby avenge the Argonauts.
- 00:21:29,143 --> 00:21:30,814 Next quest.
- 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,416 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:35,924 <i>Bento.</i>
- 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:07,330 Вы видели? ясОн и аргонавты плывут в наши края сразиться с армией лысых, скалящихся женщин.
- 00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:08,490 Это скелеты.
- 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:11,250 Зачем сражаться со скелетами? Это как бить лежачих.
- 00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:14,000 Но ты сразился бы с армией лысых, скалящихся женщин?
- 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,250 Если бы они первые начали.
- 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:17,710 Ты их видел? Выглядят угрожающе.
- 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,500 Потому что это скелеты, дорогой.
- 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:21,010 Не знаю.
- 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:23,550 При виде скелета я не думаю: сюда идут проблемы.
- 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,350 Я думаю: сюда идёт кто-то, у кого были проблемы годы назад.
- 00:00:27,430 --> 00:00:29,390 Битвы аргонавтов всегда эпичные.
- 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,310 Да. Я весь в предвкушении.
- 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:34,310 Битва со скелетом. Как вообще понять, что она окончена?
- 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,440 А они ведь зайдут сюда за припасами.
- 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,650 Не сюда, а в ПрипАсию.
- 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:41,110 Припасцы по сути изобрели припасы.
- 00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:45,530 Да, но они этим хвастались, так что Посейдон превратил в припасы их всех,
- 00:00:45,570 --> 00:00:47,490 и они использовали себя до смерти.
- 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:50,290 А значит, аргонавты остановятся в Крапополисе.
- 00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:51,750 Нам есть чего опасаться?
- 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:55,460 Мы всё-таки не величайшая угроза для человека, его же скелет.
- 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,250 Ребята, с ними путешествует Гомер.
- 00:00:57,340 --> 00:00:58,340 Какой Гомер?
- 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:01,550 Все места, где бывают аргонавты, упоминаются в поэме Гомера.
- 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,670 Мы можем удостоиться упоминания.
- 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,300 Желательно если это будет что-то туристическое вроде наших кебабов.
- 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:08,720 Все знают, что наши кебабы отстой.
- 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,970 В таком случае наши кебабы всемирно известны.
- 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:13,230 Лучше бы помогла, Колосса.
- 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:17,900 - Это сфера послания, не обращайте внимания. - Сфера послания?
- 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:19,190 Какого?..
- 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,770 Да, она бьёт, пока не ответишь.
- 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:22,030 Почему меня?!
- 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,490 Всех по кругу. Игнорируйте ее. У нас семейное время.
- 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:26,490 Ты можешь ей ответить?
- 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:28,160 После второго удара не отвечают.
- 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,030 Не хочу показаться отчаявшейся.
- 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,830 Почему меня дважды?
- 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:33,000 Ты проявил слабость.
- 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,450 Ох, ладно.
- 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:37,580 Делирия, надеюсь, у тебя всё хорошо.
- 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:43,630 Я устраиваю очень особенный очень эксклюзивный отдых на своем острове и буду рада тебя там видеть.
- 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,420 О, мамочке это нравится.
- 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:49,220 Но возьми с собой своего смертного царя, Тягомота.
- 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,140 Что? Мамочка не поняла.
- 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:52,810 ГЕстия знает тебя?
- 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:55,560 Да, очевидно. Она перепутала мое имя.
- 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,810 Это розовато-голубая райская штука в центре трёх миров.
- 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:01,980 Если увидите пирамиду, вернитесь чуть назад.
- 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:06,320 Не надо Ти, звучит так, будто на этом острове боги охотятся на людей ради забавы.
- 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:07,860 - Такое бывает? - Не глупи.
- 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,870 Мы же боги. Мы забавляемся по всему миру.
- 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:13,910 Всё равно, я бы лучше остался здесь и встретил аргонавтов.
- 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,580 Нет уж. Гестия никогда не рассылает приглашений. И она сказала взять тебя.
- 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:21,210 - Она назвала меня тягомотом. - И не ошиблась.
- 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:25,260 Так ты будешь дуться как ребёнок или повзрослеешь и дашь отнести тебя на вечеринку?
- 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:29,220 Ладно, но остальные приведите это место в приличный вид для Ясона и аргонавтов.
- 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,260 - Приличный? - Это еще как понимать?
- 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:33,100 Ну, эти люди лучше, чем мы.
- 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:34,430 - Чего? - Извини меня?
- 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:38,190 Если у вас есть энергия так оскорбляться, пустите ее на расчистку доков.
- 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:39,480 Выведите рыбный запах.
- 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,270 И не пререкайтесь, я ваш царь.
- 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,520 Аргонавты должны хорошо провести время.
- 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:46,320 Удачи тебе на охоте!
- 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,820 Охоты не будет.
- 00:03:14,610 --> 00:03:18,900 Остров Гестии. Некоторые олимпийцы убили бы, чтобы попасть сюда.
- 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:23,700 Я нечасто бывал на вечеринках, но эта выглядит слабовато.
- 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:26,070 Это показывает, как мало ты понимаешь.
- 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,450 Минуточку, Бросейдон здесь.
- 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,250 Детка, ты сейчас серьёзно?
- 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:31,410 Выбери что-нибудь.
- 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,080 Я не уверена, что я хочу.
- 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:36,330 Ну же. Хочешь меня опозорить?
- 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:39,420 То ли Гестия уже не та, то ли память меня подводит.
- 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:40,960 Что скажешь? Десять минут, пять?
- 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,430 Просто покажемся Гестии и уйдём?
- 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:45,970 Приветствую, пары смертных и бессмертных.
- 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:51,100 Мы с моими любимым человеком устроим вам незабываемые выходные.
- 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:55,020 Выходные, после которых вы почувствуете себя посвежевшими.
- 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:59,900 Дорогие боги и богини, поднесите свои руки к ближайшему открытому пламени,
- 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,820 и вы испытаете нечто удивительное.
- 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,450 Я и так собирался.
- 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:08,200 Оу! Это что, боль?!
- 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,910 Она самая.
- 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:13,460 Пыльца брОтоса, что растёт только на этом острове,
- 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:17,830 обладает удивительным свойством лишать наш божественной силы.
- 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,460 Вы дышали ей с момента прибытия.
- 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:23,510 Ты нас отравила?
- 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:25,430 Только не паникуйте.
- 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:27,300 Это полезно для вас.
- 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:29,680 Очищающе. Целебно.
- 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:33,730 Это возможность освободиться из темницы вечности
- 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:39,900 и достичь уровней близости и понимания, которых вы и представить не могли.
- 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,780 Я уже понимаю всё. Мне не нужно понимать его.
- 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,320 Ну, попытайся уйти, если хочешь.
- 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,920 На ВитАлисе боги и люди равны.
- 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,880 - Что? - Что?
- 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,050 Тога мы уплывём.
- 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:55,960 Ты ведь умеешь грести?
- 00:04:56,010 --> 00:05:01,680 Вообще-то, мне вдруг захотелось остаться на все выходные.
- 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,810 И нет, я не стану грести.
- 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:06,720 Как брат мог сказать, что эти люди лучше нас?
- 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:09,747 Мы окажем им хороший приём. Но прибираться-то зачем?
- 00:05:09,747 --> 00:05:12,310 Да, будто мы производим плохое впечатление.
- 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,900 Что за глупости. Ти нужно расслабиться.
- 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,610 Приветствую, славный народ...
- 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:25,910 О боже, этот запах. Что это?
- 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,870 Да ладно вам, не так он и плох.
- 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,370 Не так и плох?
- 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,420 Аргонавты, поплыли дальше.
- 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,620 - Стойте. - Нет!
- 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:34,000 Подождите.
- 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,750 Не трогай наши снасти.
- 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,010 Снасти? Это швартовы.
- 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:41,150 Мы зовём все канаты снастями. Ты что, полиция корабельных слов?
- 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:45,760 - Отпусти. - Останьтесь на наш знаменитый кебаб.
- 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:48,220 Не приказывай мне, ты...
- 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:59,440 Они все мертвы. По крайней мере это не войдёт в историю.
- 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:03,950 Это Гомер?
- 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,830 Эй, где аргонавты?
- 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:07,120 Они уже ушли?
- 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:09,660 Да.
- 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,420 Сбегаешь?
- 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:16,210 Ты настолько не готова дать равенству шанс?
- 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:19,010 Не всё заслуживает шанса, Тиран.
- 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:21,380 Мало что его заслуживает.
- 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:25,550 Ты понимаешь, в чём дело? Гестия потеряла свою почему-то знаменитую девственность
- 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:30,350 и теперь думает, что они с ее смертным парнем изобрели секс.
- 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,730 Вижу, ты расстроена.
- 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,190 Конечно, тебе это нравится.
- 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:37,940 Я бессильна, твоя мечта сбылась.
- 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:41,110 Я насладился этим одно чудесное мгновение.
- 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,400 Но я правда думаю, что это хорошо.
- 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:46,200 Новый способ взаимоотношений богов и смертных.
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,740 У нас уже есть способ, работавший тысячи лет.
- 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:50,290 Называется поклонение.
- 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:52,750 Ну, это пойдёт тебе на пользу.
- 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:56,080 И согласна ты со мной или нет, отказаться не получится.
- 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:59,460 Ты могла бы приложить хоть немного усилий на этих выходных.
- 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:00,630 Жди, затаив дыхание.
- 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,920 А ты не затаивай дыхание надолго, а то умрёшь.
- 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:04,510 Ну ты и тягомотина.
- 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,930 Почему тебе всегда нужно оставлять последнее слово за тобой?
- 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:10,010 Спроси через тысячу лет после твоей смерти.
- 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,810 Не верится, что кто-то всё-таки участвует в этом фарсе.
- 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,900 Их пленили и надругались над ними, а они и рады?
- 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:20,820 Может, они не чувствую себя поруганными.
- 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,820 Может, они находят это целебным, как и обещалось.
- 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,240 Ох, это... как ты это назвала?
- 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,660 - Небольшое несварение. - Это невыносимо.
- 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,370 И говоришь, так бывает время от времени?
- 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:34,910 Детка, я понятия не имел, что можно так себя чувствовать.
- 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,710 Отстойно быть тобой.
- 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,960 О, Бросейдон.
- 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,750 Видишь как мило?
- 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,000 Да брось ты.
- 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:44,300 Ясно же, что они над вами смеются.
- 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:47,800 Над бессмысленностью ваших коротких, дурацких жизней.
- 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:49,680 Начала понимать, в чём соль?
- 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,390 Кажется, да.
- 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:55,230 Так это всё насмешка над смертными?
- 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:57,600 Я думал, мы должны быть равными.
- 00:07:57,690 --> 00:07:59,360 Извиняюсь, Гестия.
- 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,690 Ты знаешь этих смертных.
- 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,900 О нет, нет, нет.
- 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,070 Всё в порядке.
- 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,030 Но их легко взбудоражить, не так ли?
- 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:07,070 Что еще здесь есть?
- 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,410 Ой, всего и не перечислишь.
- 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,700 Вымотался.
- 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:12,830 Онемела рука.
- 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,200 Прихватило живот.
- 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:17,920 Наткнулась на статую, подумала, что к ней подкрались, и чувствует себя глупо.
- 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,750 Знает, что люди говорят о нём, но не имеет возможности узнать, что именно.
- 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,130 Это уже чересчур.
- 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,380 Извини, что сомневалась в тебе.
- 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:28,180 Это божественно.
- 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:33,720 Он в своей комнате. Нам очень повезло, что Гомер слепой.
- 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:37,100 Поистине, боги улыбаются нам. Он спрашивал об аргонавтах?
- 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:41,560 Я не знала, что сказать, и сказала, что они устроили оргию между собой.
- 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:42,770 Идеальное прикрытие.
- 00:08:43,030 --> 00:08:47,610 Эту дыру заткнули. И если верить слухам, все дыры были заткнуты.
- 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,650 Что нам делать дальше?
- 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:52,950 Когда он узнает, что случилось, мы докажем, что Ти был не просто прав, и мы не сделали того, что он хотел,
- 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:57,290 а суперправ, потому что мы сделали противоположное тому, что он хотел.
- 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:03,130 Это правда. Став злодеями в эпосе Гомера, мы едва ли привлечём к себе туристов.
- 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:05,380 Гиппо, их можно вернуть к жизни?
- 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:07,880 До этой технологии еще года три минимум.
- 00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:09,970 Чёрт. Мы попали.
- 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,300 Стойте, давайте подумаем.
- 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:13,800 Есть способ обернуть это нам на пользу.
- 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:15,640 Что мы знаем о слепых?
- 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,930 Они любят сидеть на земле.
- 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:19,100 И обожают жестяные кружки.
- 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:20,440 А еще?
- 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:23,020 Они воспринимают всё оставшимися чувствами.
- 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:25,690 Именно. За работу.
- 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,690 Сюда, Гомер, старина.
- 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:28,900 Аргонавты ждут.
- 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:31,240 - Я чую кебабы. - Да.
- 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,450 Крапополис славится неимоверным количеством кебабов.
- 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:38,160 И твои друзья не хотели начинать есть без тебя.
- 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:40,540 О, не нужно было, ребята.
- 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:41,620 Жестяную кружку?
- 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:43,750 Налетаем, все вместе?
- 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,750 Мм, мм, да.
- 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,680 Ясон, как прошла оргия?
- 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:56,510 Что это было?
- 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,270 Наш гигантский змей.
- 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:01,480 Он весь усеян мечами.
- 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,400 Он ужасно опасен.
- 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,730 Нам, аргонавтам, следовало бы с ним сразиться.
- 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:07,400 - О да. - Да.
- 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,337 - Да. - Да!
- 00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:10,200 - Да! - Да!
- 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,910 Звучит как не лучшая идея. Это животное опасно.
- 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:16,080 Да, и он ни разу не проигрывал.
- 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,410 Я много раз с ним дралась, и...
- 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,500 не смогла победить.
- 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,500 Мы должны с ним сразиться.
- 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,840 Ты уверен?
- 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,500 Его не так легко убить, как людские скелеты.
- 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:34,220 Но вперёд, о храбрые уничтожители останков.
- 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:34,930 Аргонавты!
- 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,800 - Аргонавты! - Аргонавты!
- 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,850 Смертность.
- 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,140 Теперь я ее понимаю, правда.
- 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:45,190 Нет, не понимаешь. Знаешь, откуда я знаю?
- 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,480 Ты этим наслаждаешься.
- 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,990 Расслабься и веселись, как все остальные.
- 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:53,570 Конечно, я не понимаю смертность.
- 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:54,780 В этом вся шутка.
- 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,490 Моя смертность временная.
- 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:01,290 А альтернатива немыслима и оскорбительна.
- 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:05,000 Ну уж извини, что моя смертность всегда была для тебя оскорбительной.
- 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,250 Что это я слышу, извинения?
- 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:10,090 Похоже, кое-кто делает успехи.
- 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:13,260 Теперь можно начать укрепление доверия.
- 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:17,140 Увидимся на мероприятии в конце вечера. Вы будете в восторге.
- 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:21,640 Можно не ждать, что ты приложишь хоть немного усилий сегодня вечером?
- 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,950 Идиотка.
- 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:29,110 Проблемы с богами?
- 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,950 Да. Как ты угадал?
- 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,330 Меня зовут Тони, а Гестия зовёт меня человеком.
- 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:37,160 Шутишь? Вот блин.
- 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,420 И не говори. Но не нам их исправлять.
- 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,340 Они не изменятся, но это нормально.
- 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:44,170 Потому что мы их еще переживём.
- 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:47,090 Да, точно. Боже мой.
- 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,750 Так приятно слышать это от кого-то еще.
- 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,100 И знаешь что? Гестия перепутала мое имя.
- 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,980 Но что забавно, меня оскорбило то, как именно она его перепутала.
- 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,600 Мне даже не нужно слышать всех подробностей.
- 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:01,810 Мне это хорошо знакомо, поверь мне.
- 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,230 Мы на одной волне, брат.
- 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,690 Она назвала меня тягомотом.
- 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:06,740 Что-о?
- 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,540 В атаку!
- 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,010 Со скелетами было просто.
- 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:37,060 Так когда вы их убили? Как только они сошли с корабля?
- 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,430 Ты всё это время знал?
- 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,060 Ты переиграла, Колосса.
- 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,310 - Выдала нас. - Я жила моментом.
- 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,070 Это был актёрский выбор.
- 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:47,230 Вы думаете, я совсем дурак?
- 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:52,030 Я просто хотел увидеть, как далеко вы зайдёте с вашей нелепой и проблематичной попыткой обдурить слепого.
- 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,330 И отдам должное, вы зашли куда дальше, чем я считал возможным.
- 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:58,830 Может, расскажешь историю о том, как крут наш звуковой дизайн?
- 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,660 А?
- 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,170 Нет?
- 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,680 Рада, что ты завёл друга.
- 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,680 - Закончил дуться? - Ты...
- 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:19,180 Друзья, добро пожаловать на церемонию закрытия.
- 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:23,520 Чай в ваших руках очистит ваш организм от действия цветка.
- 00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:26,940 Выпейте его и снова станете богами.
- 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,610 - Можно? - Конечно.
- 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:31,280 - Мой любимый человек. - Спасибо.
- 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:38,540 Друзья, люди, боги, вы только что своими глазами увидели мир, в котором боги и люди равны.
- 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:42,250 А теперь я попрошу вас представить мир без богов.
- 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,460 - Что? - Дамы и господа.
- 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,420 Противоядия сегодня не будет.
- 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,960 Вы выпили горячую воду.
- 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:52,800 Воду?
- 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:55,680 Эпоха людей начнётся сегодня.
- 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,010 Долой богов!
- 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,680 Началось!
- 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:02,810 Нет!
- 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,230 Мне не нравится твой друг.
- 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,160 Кажется, у меня приступ паники.
- 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,780 Мама, я же уже объяснял.
- 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,620 Это называется дыхание.
- 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,200 Ах да. Мне это не нравится.
- 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,540 Остановимся ненадолго. Вроде мы оторвались.
- 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:24,960 Что там произошло?
- 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,920 - Я не понимаю. - Что непонятного?
- 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:34,010 Твой друг воинственный экстремист. Он почему-то считает неправильным то, что люди подчиняются богам.
- 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:39,680 Это абсурдная философия, и мое презрение к ней переходит все мыслимые и немыслимые пределы.
- 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,850 Как ни удивительно.
- 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:43,980 Я не уверен в ее абсурдности. С убийствами я не согласен, но...
- 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:47,600 Ничтожествам, как правило, не нравится быть ничтожными, Тиран.
- 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:51,150 Но большинству хватает ума даже не пытаться что-то делать.
- 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,820 Революция это очень отчаянно.
- 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,030 Мама, берегись.
- 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,240 Как это работает?
- 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,910 Если он меня коснётся, я умру?
- 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,120 Или сколько требуется ударов?
- 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,200 Просто не дай себя ударить.
- 00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:04,870 И одного может хватить?
- 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,670 А важно как глубоко?
- 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,080 О боже.
- 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,880 Это было безумие.
- 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,340 Бежим дальше?
- 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,590 Да, да. Бежим дальше.
- 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,550 Мы нашли тебе корабль.
- 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:24,310 Но Гомер, мы можем как-нибудь убедить тебя не рассказывать всё в точности так, как это произошло?
- 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:25,980 Меня оскорбляет этот вопрос.
- 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,690 Кто готовил кебабы?
- 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:28,560 Они тебе нравятся?
- 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,690 Нет, они ужасны.
- 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,100 Но знаете, где еще готовят ужасные кебабы?
- 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,900 В иОнии, откуда я родом.
- 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:37,070 По их вкусу чувствуется, что вы усердные труженики.
- 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,120 Так что вот, я пойду вам навстречу.
- 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,330 Эти грубияны аргонавты никогда мне не нравились.
- 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:45,160 Они подшучивали над моей слепотой.
- 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,910 Поэтому я не буду с вами строг.
- 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,960 Но вы ужасные рассказчики.
- 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,210 Ваш гигантский змей был из рук вон.
- 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,500 Я расскажу вам историю, которую вы перескажете всем.
- 00:15:54,550 --> 00:16:00,510 И если вы отклонитесь от нашей версии, клянусь богам, я уничтожу ваш город в своих строфах.
- 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,800 - Да, хорошо. - Справедливо.
- 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,350 Что мы должны сказать?
- 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,730 Ноги болят.
- 00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:09,100 Потому что ты никогда ими не пользовалась.
- 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:10,730 Спина болит.
- 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,230 Ти, красный сок, который иногда течёт из людей...
- 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,360 Кровь?
- 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,400 Плохо, когда течёт кровь?
- 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,110 Это ведь убивает, да?
- 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,200 Мама, нет! В тебя попали! Что происходит?
- 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,410 Жизнь пролетает у меня перед глазами.
- 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,330 Это должно длиться мгновение.
- 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:29,210 Ну, боги за свою жизнь повидали куда больше.
- 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,080 Как можно так жить?
- 00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:33,540 Вечно держаться за свою жизнь.
- 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:36,000 Вечно молиться, что у тебя есть время.
- 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,130 Я никогда об этом не задумывался.
- 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:41,180 Мы держимся друг за друга.
- 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,100 Когда мы тянемся к кому-то, а они тянутся в ответ,
- 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,560 это чувство связи делает жизнь почти выносимой.
- 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,350 Я ощутила это однажды, в день твоего рождения.
- 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:56,070 Ты был таким маленьким и хрупким, таким непохожим на сестру.
- 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,650 Ты нуждался во мне.
- 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,030 Это было не для меня.
- 00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:02,200 Ладно, мам, я найду противоядие.
- 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,422 А ты пока... У людей есть такая штука, называется воля к жизни.
- 00:17:07,422 --> 00:17:13,080 Это когда ты умираешь, но тебе так сильно не хочется умирать, что ты этого не делаешь.
- 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:17,420 Я сейчас понял, что я не уверен, правда ли это или мне только так казалось.
- 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:20,170 В этом есть немного перекладывания вины на тех, кто таки умирает.
- 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,470 Но попытаться стоит.
- 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:22,510 О боже.
- 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,050 Хватит болтать, давай за противоядием.
- 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,010 Верно, да. Держись, мама.
- 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,320 А вот и он.
- 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,490 - Где твоя мама? - Мертва благодаря тебе.
- 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,570 Радуйся, ты наконец свободен.
- 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,910 Присоединишься? Ладно.
- 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,490 Я не стану драться.
- 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:54,170 Стравливать нас было одним из способов, которым боги принижали нас, но эти дни позади.
- 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,710 Эта малышка нацелена прямо в сердце Олимпа.
- 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:03,050 Все боги надышатся бротосом к тому моменту, когда наша армия разгневанных людей с ножами поднимется туда закончить начатое.
- 00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:04,260 Ты полный безумец.
- 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:08,640 Мы поклоняемся маньякам, которые превращают нас в козлов и пауков из похоти и скуки,
- 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,140 а я безумец, потому что хочу с этим покончить?
- 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:14,350 Эпоха людей не начнётся, пока все боги не умрут.
- 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,690 Мне плевать на твою идеологию.
- 00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:18,020 Дай мне противоядие.
- 00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:20,650 Это противоядие? Зачем оно тебе?
- 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:23,200 Или чья-то мать не так уж и мертва?
- 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:27,120 Если тебе не хватает мужества, мне придётся покончить с ней самому.
- 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:31,540 Нет! Мы целую вечность нацеливали убийцу богов.
- 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,670 Вот как?
- 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,710 Нет. Нет, нет, нет, нет!
- 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,840 Нет!
- 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,440 Им нельзя доверять, они ужасны.
- 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,440 - И есть лишь одно решение. Как ты не понимаешь? - Вот в чём дело.
- 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:57,740 Я полностью согласен с твоей точкой зрения.
- 00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:01,530 Поэтому очень досадно, что ты такой мудак. Мудак.
- 00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:04,450 Мама? Мама, не покидай меня.
- 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,500 Я опоздал?
- 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:10,630 Когда двое людей ненавидят друг друга так долго, как мы,
- 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,380 в каком-то смысле это то же, что и любовь.
- 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,300 Так что я люблю тебя.
- 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,890 Я почему-то думал, что это вернёт тебя к жизни.
- 00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:26,720 Но если это не сработало, то ты правда мертва.
- 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:30,020 Не думал, что вот так последнее слово останется за мной.
- 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,310 Ни черта.
- 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,690 Мама? Ты жива!
- 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,900 Мои слова о любви дали тебе волю к жизни.
- 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:37,110 Ты такое говорил? Я не слышала.
- 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,700 Я услышала лишь последние слова.
- 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:39,860 Да ё моё.
- 00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:43,870 А теперь полетели отсюда домой.
- 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,920 Что там было с аргонавтами? Они приплывали?
- 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Это было невероятно.
- 00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:56,670 Их проклял гигантский змей, и они обратились против самого Гомера.
- 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,220 Но никто не знал, какой Гомер удивительный мечник.
- 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:04,800 Он искромсал могучих аргонавтов. Он был силён, как целая армия.
- 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:05,850 Ничего себе.
- 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:11,106 А затем, после снятия проклятия, змей даровал Гомеру прекрасные золотые волосы.
- 00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:15,010 Никто не видел волос прекрасней, чем теперь есть у Гомера.
- 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:20,740 Он похвалил наши кебабы и уплыл навстречу новым приключениям, выглядя чертовски сексуально.
- 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,570 Даже лучше, чем я мог представить.
- 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:27,330 А вы получили всё, что хотели, от своих выходных? Чувствуете себя посвежевшими?
- 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,870 Не. Я чуть не умерла от скуки.
- 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,290 То есть явно что-то произошло.
- 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,790 Ну?
- 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,300 Знаешь, сын, не обо всём нужно говорить.
- 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,880 Полностью согласна.
- 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:49,520 Вот так я, Гомер, изобретатель устной традиции, сразил аргонавтов.
- 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,270 О, Гомер, маленький негодник.
- 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,650 Я всегда думал, что ты больше любишь наблюдать.
- 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:57,570 Как насчёт продолжения устной традиции?
- 00:20:59,030 --> 00:20:59,980 Что это было?
- 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,490 Нет, нет, нет!
- 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:07,580 Кажется, там идёт борьба.
- 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,830 На горе Олимп?
- 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,040 Как это понимать?
- 00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:17,340 Геракл.
- 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:21,920 Это за Ясона, адмЕта, акАста, анкЕя.
- 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:24,220 Не буду перечислять их всех.
- 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,180 Я отомстил за аргонавтов.
- 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,850 Следующий подвиг.
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