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A Krapwork Orange
Сезон: 01Серия: 14
Описание
На Гиппокампа в четвертый раз нападают сироты, и Тираннис поручает ему разобраться с ситуацией. С помощью Ступендуса Гиппокамп собирает сирот, пытаясь взять их под контроль, изобретая школу. После этого Гиппокамп и Ступендус обнаруживают, что сироты ведут себя как высшие хищники, начиная с убийства Рока и пристрастившись к школе. Тем временем Тираннис под прикрытием отправляется на митинг, где Анаркис, Правдоискательница, говорит о том, что Тираннис — плохой король. Пока Делирия и Шлуб устраивают парад, чтобы отвлечь людей от собрания, Тираннис пытается расположить к себе Анаркис, что заканчивается неудачей: она связывает его и устраивает государственный переворот.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:05,845 Dandelion, dandelion.
- 00:00:05,845 --> 00:00:07,982 Oh, hello, deadly nightshade.
- 00:00:08,082 --> 00:00:10,722 Would you like to be used in a paralysis dart?
- 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:11,923 You would?
- 00:00:12,024 --> 00:00:13,728 Is someone there?
- 00:00:15,297 --> 00:00:19,104 If that's a bear, you should know I'm incredibly poisonous.
- 00:00:19,104 --> 00:00:21,677 If that's another bear, the first bear
- 00:00:21,677 --> 00:00:23,647 already called dibs.
- 00:00:26,119 --> 00:00:28,457 That's not bears.
- 00:00:28,457 --> 00:00:29,994 Ahh!
- 00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:36,305 Ah!
- 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:39,580 Please, no. Not like this.
- 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,416 Egg fish.
- 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,222 all: Egg fish, egg fish, egg fish,
- 00:00:44,222 --> 00:00:47,528 egg fish, egg fish, egg fish, egg fish.
- 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:51,871 Ambushed by orphans again?
- 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:54,475 Yep.
- 00:00:54,475 --> 00:00:56,012 Hey, no.
- 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,214 Ow!
- 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:59,820 Ty specifically said we can't burn
- 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,022 the city's feral children.
- 00:01:01,022 --> 00:01:02,358 I'm not gonna burn 'em!
- 00:01:02,358 --> 00:01:04,829 I'm just gonna set their--
- 00:01:04,829 --> 00:01:06,199 Bodies on fire.
- 00:01:30,982 --> 00:01:33,286 I can't live like this.
- 00:01:33,286 --> 00:01:36,292 That was the third orphan attack this month.
- 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:38,496 Are you counting when you got trampled by cows,
- 00:01:38,496 --> 00:01:41,236 and later you found out that orphans released the cows?
- 00:01:41,236 --> 00:01:42,972 Fourth attack this month.
- 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,910 Why are there these kids everywhere?
- 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:46,112 Seems like a bad system.
- 00:01:46,112 --> 00:01:47,348 It was easier in the old days.
- 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:48,984 When you had a child you didn't want,
- 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,354 you simply threw them into a bush.
- 00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:52,225 What happened after they landed in the bush,
- 00:01:52,225 --> 00:01:55,230 it wasn't for us to say.
- 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:57,101 Have you considered not foraging
- 00:01:57,101 --> 00:01:58,938 for poisonous plants outside the city walls
- 00:01:58,938 --> 00:01:59,907 in the middle of the night?
- 00:01:59,907 --> 00:02:00,975 Why should I change?
- 00:02:00,975 --> 00:02:02,244 They're the ones who suck.
- 00:02:02,244 --> 00:02:03,614 Ty needs to take care of this.
- 00:02:03,614 --> 00:02:06,019 You can tell him that when he gets here.
- 00:02:06,019 --> 00:02:07,689 Unless--
- 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:08,758 He already is.
- 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:10,294 What?
- 00:02:10,294 --> 00:02:12,966 We weren't supposed to know it was him?
- 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,369 Yeah, I just saw the fake mustache
- 00:02:14,369 --> 00:02:15,905 and figured, not my problem.
- 00:02:15,905 --> 00:02:17,843 Well, Mom didn't recognize me.
- 00:02:17,843 --> 00:02:19,378 Oh, I don't see servants.
- 00:02:19,378 --> 00:02:20,982 Well, I'm off to see this incredible new
- 00:02:20,982 --> 00:02:22,151 performer, Anarkkis.
- 00:02:22,151 --> 00:02:23,588 Very underground, very political.
- 00:02:23,688 --> 00:02:25,959 Actually had some not positive things to say about me,
- 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:27,060 if you can believe it.
- 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,396 I can believe it.
- 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:30,234 If I went as myself, people would be distracted.
- 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,137 It would make it impossible for her to do her show,
- 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:33,273 which is not my goal.
- 00:02:33,273 --> 00:02:34,710 And what was that goal again?
- 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:37,014 Encouraging insubordination by the rabble?
- 00:02:37,014 --> 00:02:38,317 Exactly wrong, mother.
- 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:39,753 That's how she thinks I think.
- 00:02:39,753 --> 00:02:42,960 But when I reveal to her how cool a king I actually am,
- 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,462 it's going to blow her mind.
- 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:46,433 She may even want to go on a date with me.
- 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,003 Maybe to that new shop that only sells
- 00:02:48,003 --> 00:02:49,338 things made of straw.
- 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:50,341 Has anyone been there yet?
- 00:02:50,341 --> 00:02:51,409 How do they make money?
- 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:52,879 It's such a specific thing?
- 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,048 Brilliant plan.
- 00:02:54,148 --> 00:02:55,250 All right, Mr. Brilliant Plan.
- 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:57,856 You know what, I'm putting you in charge of the orphans.
- 00:02:57,856 --> 00:02:59,392 What? No, I hate them.
- 00:02:59,392 --> 00:03:01,530 That's why you're the perfect person for the job, Hippo.
- 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:03,366 Find out something to do with them,
- 00:03:03,366 --> 00:03:05,805 round them up, do whatever, just make them go away.
- 00:03:05,905 --> 00:03:06,940 OK, yeah.
- 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,376 Not whatever.
- 00:03:08,376 --> 00:03:10,447 Don't burn them with flamethrowers or something.
- 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:11,951 Told you.
- 00:03:11,951 --> 00:03:13,186 Just take care of them.
- 00:03:13,186 --> 00:03:15,023 Did I tell you, or did I tell you?
- 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:17,027 You come with me.
- 00:03:17,027 --> 00:03:18,931 Did we raise weird children?
- 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:20,133 Of course not.
- 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,572 I wouldn't say we raised them.
- 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:31,791 Ah-ah.
- 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:33,928 Whoa!
- 00:03:37,101 --> 00:03:39,305 No, no!
- 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,910 Aww.
- 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:43,847 Come here, you little thing.
- 00:03:47,989 --> 00:03:49,760 Well, hello, children.
- 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,266 You are horrible drains on society, and more importantly,
- 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,104 on me personally,
- 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,776 so this is your new home until you're not.
- 00:03:57,776 --> 00:03:59,212 If you're hungry, there's a bucket
- 00:03:59,212 --> 00:04:00,648 of deer hoofs in the corner.
- 00:04:00,648 --> 00:04:02,519 We'll be shipping you off just as soon
- 00:04:02,519 --> 00:04:04,222 as I find an appropriately distant
- 00:04:04,222 --> 00:04:06,192 and punishing destination.
- 00:04:06,192 --> 00:04:08,898 Maybe these kids just need somebody
- 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:10,200 to give them a chance.
- 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,870 To do what, stab you in the eye?
- 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:14,274 You know, eventually, they're going to get the right one.
- 00:04:14,274 --> 00:04:15,578 Didn't you used to be an orphan?
- 00:04:15,578 --> 00:04:17,648 Yeah, born in darkness, one in a million.
- 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,919 Had to find my father by making my own wheelchair out
- 00:04:19,919 --> 00:04:21,189 of sticks.
- 00:04:21,189 --> 00:04:22,324 Is that supposed to make me more
- 00:04:22,324 --> 00:04:25,063 sympathetic to useless, freeloading, violent brats?
- 00:04:25,063 --> 00:04:26,265 I just feel bad.
- 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:27,936 The little one is kind of cute.
- 00:04:27,936 --> 00:04:29,371 She gave me a flower.
- 00:04:29,371 --> 00:04:31,209 Figure out how to get them to stop assaulting me,
- 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:33,981 and you can play with her whenever you want.
- 00:04:33,981 --> 00:04:36,486 And he was like, help, help!
- 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:38,323 That's pretty much what he sounded like.
- 00:04:38,323 --> 00:04:42,097 He was scared, but then the tiger ate him.
- 00:04:42,097 --> 00:04:44,202 And he died.
- 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:46,205 And that's all I got.
- 00:04:46,205 --> 00:04:48,477 Ronald the Storyteller!
- 00:04:48,477 --> 00:04:52,986 All right, next up, Anarkkis the Truth Teller.
- 00:04:52,986 --> 00:04:55,758 My story was true.
- 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,302 Cities.
- 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,105 I would have opened with a joke.
- 00:05:03,105 --> 00:05:04,943 Krapopolis.
- 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:08,349 So is it ground Krapopolis, or is it the vase?
- 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,922 Or the throwing, bit confusing.
- 00:05:10,922 --> 00:05:13,226 Shh!
- 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:17,368 At the center of it all, King Tyrannis.
- 00:05:17,368 --> 00:05:19,505 OK, here we go.
- 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:24,315 Yes!
- 00:05:24,315 --> 00:05:26,285 Ex-squeeze me?
- 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:27,622 Bad news.
- 00:05:27,622 --> 00:05:29,592 The market already threw away all the deer hoofs.
- 00:05:29,592 --> 00:05:32,498 But I got my hand on some goat tails, so--
- 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,770 Check it out. I taught 'em a trick.
- 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:36,740 Kids, sit.
- 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,345 Shoot, he did it right before you came in.
- 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:41,048 Jaxton, sit.
- 00:05:41,148 --> 00:05:42,986 Sit. Sit!
- 00:05:42,986 --> 00:05:44,455 I don't want to.
- 00:05:44,455 --> 00:05:46,726 Fine, then no berry.
- 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:50,334 Good, Jaxton.
- 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:52,939 They obey you and speak in full sentences?
- 00:05:52,939 --> 00:05:53,608 But they're kids.
- 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:55,611 They're basically wild animals.
- 00:05:55,611 --> 00:05:57,247 That's what I thought, too.
- 00:05:57,247 --> 00:05:59,218 But they're actually pretty smart.
- 00:05:59,218 --> 00:06:01,824 Check out what Eudoria can do.
- 00:06:02,859 --> 00:06:05,163 Are you crazy? Get your hand out of there.
- 00:06:05,163 --> 00:06:08,003 Just watch. Eudoria, wait.
- 00:06:08,003 --> 00:06:10,942 Wait, wait.
- 00:06:10,942 --> 00:06:12,712 OK.
- 00:06:13,747 --> 00:06:15,852 We're still working on using our hands.
- 00:06:15,852 --> 00:06:16,954 Cool, right?
- 00:06:16,954 --> 00:06:18,290 Cool?
- 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,793 Stupe, do you realize what you've done?
- 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:20,761 Yeah.
- 00:06:20,761 --> 00:06:21,897 No.
- 00:06:22,064 --> 00:06:26,540 You've proven that the nature of children can be changed.
- 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:28,511 With the right training, we can shape these kids
- 00:06:28,511 --> 00:06:29,746 into whatever we want.
- 00:06:29,746 --> 00:06:32,084 The centralized indoctrination of feral
- 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:36,325 minded nothings, molded in my image to advance my will?
- 00:06:36,325 --> 00:06:39,064 I shall call it "school."
- 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:43,774 Here's the deal. I know a lot about everything.
- 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,745 You know very little about anything.
- 00:06:45,745 --> 00:06:49,351 I'm smarter and older and better.
- 00:06:49,351 --> 00:06:51,255 I thought you'd searched them for eggs.
- 00:06:51,255 --> 00:06:52,491 I did.
- 00:06:52,491 --> 00:06:53,426 They're really good at hiding them.
- 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:54,563 All right, look.
- 00:06:54,563 --> 00:06:56,231 I'm gonna tell you what I know, and hopefully you can
- 00:06:56,231 --> 00:06:57,467 absorb a small fraction of it,
- 00:06:57,467 --> 00:06:59,605 which will make your lives slightly better.
- 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:02,579 In exchange, all I ask for is that you work for me,
- 00:07:02,579 --> 00:07:05,217 instead of attacking me.
- 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,620 And deer hooves?
- 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,323 I will get more deer hooves.
- 00:07:11,362 --> 00:07:12,932 I think they're on board.
- 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,468 Great! Hey, hey!
- 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,774 Let's not throw or eat our seats.
- 00:07:16,774 --> 00:07:17,742 Cosmo!
- 00:07:17,742 --> 00:07:19,579 Percy's ears are attached to his body.
- 00:07:19,679 --> 00:07:21,081 They're not coming off.
- 00:07:21,081 --> 00:07:22,619 Cosmo! Cosmo.
- 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:24,088 I think you're losing them.
- 00:07:24,088 --> 00:07:25,323 All right, fine!
- 00:07:25,323 --> 00:07:27,061 The next person to smash their chair
- 00:07:27,061 --> 00:07:31,936 gets a lesson from my assistant, Mr. Flamethrower.
- 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:33,840 Now, sit down!
- 00:07:35,377 --> 00:07:37,180 Hi, Mr. Flamethrower.
- 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:38,349 How does it work?
- 00:07:38,349 --> 00:07:40,821 Sit down, and I'll show you.
- 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,185 It's incredible.
- 00:08:13,352 --> 00:08:16,024 They're actually listening and talking and working together.
- 00:08:16,024 --> 00:08:18,764 And they retain more than I ever thought possible.
- 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,968 I never realized how rewarding teaching could be.
- 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,473 Turning minds into a lesser version of me?
- 00:08:23,473 --> 00:08:25,511 It's how the gods must feel.
- 00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:28,482 So what's the lesson today?
- 00:08:28,482 --> 00:08:31,723 I think it's time for a field trip.
- 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,432 Ugh, this woman really hates me.
- 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,735 It's highly arousing.
- 00:08:37,735 --> 00:08:39,371 But how can I get her to like me?
- 00:08:39,371 --> 00:08:41,408 Who, your mother? I tend to agree.
- 00:08:41,408 --> 00:08:43,547 But hands off, son. She's mine.
- 00:08:43,547 --> 00:08:45,383 It's not a good look, Tyrannis,
- 00:08:45,383 --> 00:08:46,686 lusting after your own mother.
- 00:08:46,686 --> 00:08:49,258 That's not-- do you have anything else to do?
- 00:08:49,258 --> 00:08:51,028 Honestly, not really.
- 00:08:51,028 --> 00:08:54,602 The tedium of immortality, every day the same.
- 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,372 Daughter's off punching something,
- 00:08:56,472 --> 00:08:57,641 son wants to kiss me.
- 00:08:57,641 --> 00:08:59,478 What I'd give for some variety.
- 00:08:59,478 --> 00:09:01,149 Funny, I could use a little less.
- 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,151 It's not even clever.
- 00:09:02,284 --> 00:09:04,354 She can't decide if she's an artist, an activist,
- 00:09:04,354 --> 00:09:05,591 or a rabble-rouser.
- 00:09:05,591 --> 00:09:07,629 She does have a certain dramatic flair.
- 00:09:07,629 --> 00:09:09,666 And let's be honest, she's an 8 out
- 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:11,570 of 10 in the looks department.
- 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:14,375 Dad, can you at least attempt to be helpful?
- 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:15,778 She's becoming a threat.
- 00:09:15,778 --> 00:09:18,517 The sooner you realize all mortals are
- 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,986 idiots, Tyrannis, the better.
- 00:09:19,986 --> 00:09:23,560 Always following the loudest noise and the brightest color.
- 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,430 You'd all walk off a cliff if there was
- 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:27,400 a shiny button at the bottom.
- 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,837 That's it.
- 00:09:28,837 --> 00:09:31,576 Mother, can you still shoot fireworks from your fingers?
- 00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:34,014 Does this answer your question?
- 00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:37,555 Good enough.
- 00:09:37,555 --> 00:09:40,059 The root problem of a failed system.
- 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:45,170 The worm and the apple, the scorpion and the sandal.
- 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,606 Oh, shutting me down.
- 00:09:46,606 --> 00:09:48,544 Just what I expected from you.
- 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,581 Well, I hate to defy your expectations,
- 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:52,585 but I'm not here to shut you down,
- 00:09:52,585 --> 00:09:55,356 but to announce the People's Parade.
- 00:09:55,356 --> 00:09:56,627 Mother?
- 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:01,101 That's right, people of Krapopolis.
- 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,204 We've got music.
- 00:10:02,204 --> 00:10:03,339 We've got prizes.
- 00:10:03,339 --> 00:10:04,876 We've got grain.
- 00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:08,116 And it's all courtesy of your ally, King Tyrannis.
- 00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:09,986 If you want to chant my name, the parade song
- 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:13,994 was specifically chosen to make that work.
- 00:10:13,994 --> 00:10:17,367 I must say, parades are actually rather delightful.
- 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,641 Constant attention from an ever changing crowd of admirers.
- 00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:23,012 It's a party on wheels, combining
- 00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:26,385 the novelty of drinking and the spontaneity of driving.
- 00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:27,655 It's working.
- 00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:29,425 I didn't know Krapopolis had so many musicians.
- 00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:30,661 You don't.
- 00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:32,297 They're birds I turned into people.
- 00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:39,244 Now remember, you're looking for
- 00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:43,386 a chartreuse, variegated leaf with reticulate venation
- 00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,390 in the primary blossom.
- 00:10:51,502 --> 00:10:52,805 Look at this.
- 00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:54,642 A week ago, I couldn't come near this valley
- 00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:56,112 without those little monsters attacking me.
- 00:10:56,112 --> 00:10:59,017 Yeah, my army calls this the Valley of Tiny Devils.
- 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:01,054 But now, they're our tiny devils.
- 00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:03,527 I think we're on to something with this school business.
- 00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:05,263 Whoa, check it out.
- 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:10,240 When did you teach him that?
- 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,208 I didn't.
- 00:11:11,442 --> 00:11:12,912 It looks like he combined the principles of my knot
- 00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:14,682 tying lesson and your hatchet throwing
- 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:16,753 lesson to invent a new tool that the world has
- 00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:17,789 never seen before.
- 00:11:17,789 --> 00:11:19,926 - Cool. - Yeah.
- 00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:22,297 Roc!
- 00:11:25,303 --> 00:11:26,506 Back to the city!
- 00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:28,309 Rope, rope!
- 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:30,313 Bring it down!
- 00:11:43,707 --> 00:11:44,742 Die!
- 00:11:44,742 --> 00:11:46,713 What have we done?
- 00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:49,719 I think we just made a new apex predator.
- 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,421 These kids are brilliant.
- 00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:53,293 They might be better than you.
- 00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:55,464 We're eating roc tonight.
- 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,933 Thank you for coming.
- 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,837 I just wanted to make sure there were no hard feelings,
- 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:00,841 and that you didn't feel oppressed in any way.
- 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:03,346 God, if I even thought I oppressed you,
- 00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:04,448 I wouldn't sleep.
- 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:05,851 I literally would not sleep.
- 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,187 That's how much I hate oppression.
- 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,391 Odd how the People's Parade happened
- 00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:12,531 right when I was getting to the part where I criticize you.
- 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,502 Well, we can't control parades.
- 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:16,706 They're like the tides or mothers.
- 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:18,108 You think I don't see through this?
- 00:12:18,108 --> 00:12:20,915 You used that parade to drown me out.
- 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:23,152 Did I drown you out, or did I meet
- 00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:26,191 you in the marketplace of ideas and present one of my own?
- 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:30,066 Parades are more fun than weird speeches.
- 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,741 I didn't come here to debate you.
- 00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:35,544 I came to size up my enemy.
- 00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:37,114 And now I know your size--
- 00:12:37,114 --> 00:12:38,182 small.
- 00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:40,554 That's just because I'm sitting on a big throne.
- 00:12:40,554 --> 00:12:42,056 I'm actually average sized.
- 00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:44,763 Look, why do we have to be enemies?
- 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,466 We can work together.
- 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,935 Tell me what to fix.
- 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,739 You can't fix the system.
- 00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:52,043 You're part of the system, which
- 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:55,016 means every tweak you make is just incorporated
- 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:57,420 into bad business as usual.
- 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,692 OK, so your suggestion is--
- 00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:02,497 Burn it all down.
- 00:13:02,497 --> 00:13:05,403 Ugh, I thought things might head in this direction.
- 00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:08,276 Women are drawn to my power, occupational hazard.
- 00:13:08,276 --> 00:13:12,049 Brothers and sisters, the palace is ours.
- 00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:14,889 In the sense that we all paid the taxes that built it?
- 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:20,934 Oh, no, in the literal sense.
- 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,672 Where are all my guards?
- 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:27,213 I don't know who any of these people are.
- 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:29,885 But the more who join, the more fun I have.
- 00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:32,992 They're parade people, darling, like us now.
- 00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:34,562 Where are the kids?
- 00:13:34,562 --> 00:13:35,965 Is this an ambush?
- 00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:38,202 Again, my body is incredibly poisonous.
- 00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:39,104 Relax.
- 00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,908 I sent them to the market for bread.
- 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:42,477 So what's the lesson today?
- 00:13:42,477 --> 00:13:43,747 No more lessons.
- 00:13:43,747 --> 00:13:44,949 I'm just here to reinforce the bars.
- 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,087 What? But they're learning so much.
- 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,857 And doing things we didn't teach them.
- 00:13:48,857 --> 00:13:50,828 They're building off my knowledge.
- 00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:52,097 That is very bad.
- 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,034 They do sometimes scare me.
- 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,942 Maybe it was a mistake to teach them about science and weapons
- 00:13:57,942 --> 00:13:59,913 before teaching them right and wrong.
- 00:13:59,913 --> 00:14:02,050 It was a mistake to teach them anything.
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,621 We should have done the responsible thing
- 00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:04,755 and murdered them all.
- 00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:06,492 Murdered who all?
- 00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:07,862 Kids!
- 00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:10,734 We were just talking about people who are not you.
- 00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:12,337 Bread!
- 00:14:12,337 --> 00:14:13,105 Thank you.
- 00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:15,644 And it's covered in blood.
- 00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:17,480 Bread.
- 00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:22,892 And we are ready for class.
- 00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:24,495 Oh, yeah!
- 00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:26,465 No class today, kids.
- 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,467 Enjoy the day off.
- 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,739 We are ready for class.
- 00:14:29,739 --> 00:14:31,475 You know what I think would be fun?
- 00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:33,312 Another field trip.
- 00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:37,186 We could pick flowers in the field.
- 00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:40,561 Or kill something.
- 00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:43,031 Something big.
- 00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:47,206 We are ready for class.
- 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:48,910 I think they're ready for class.
- 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,847 Oh, yeah. Of course, class.
- 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,384 Right. I think I have just the lesson.
- 00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:56,291 It's about the application of force in a concentrated area.
- 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:59,064 You see, some substances, like rock walls,
- 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,034 for example, are very hard.
- 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,140 But if you hit them with enough force in a small area,
- 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:07,113 you can break a hole in them.
- 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,919 Sometimes, the hole is big enough
- 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:13,159 for a person to get through,
- 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,699 which is a great option if the door to the room
- 00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:18,704 you're in is locked.
- 00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,507 We know what you're doing.
- 00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:21,676 Oh, great.
- 00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,046 Well, I'm glad you do.
- 00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:25,685 Stupe, punch the damn wall!
- 00:15:25,685 --> 00:15:28,288 Like in the lesson.
- 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,269 School sucks!
- 00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:47,795 Let us in!
- 00:15:47,795 --> 00:15:49,431 Children are trying to kill us!
- 00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,068 It's open.
- 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:54,041 Is that my sparring dummy?
- 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,780 You can get it back if we survive.
- 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,148 What happened here?
- 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,788 I'd call it 20% bad date, 80% coup.
- 00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:02,023 Why are you sweating?
- 00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:05,731 Because we're about to be 100% screwed.
- 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:06,967 What's that?
- 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,071 Highly educated murderous orphans
- 00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:11,810 who know basic physics.
- 00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:16,520 I thought you were getting rid of them.
- 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,988 We were going to.
- 00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:19,290 But then we made the mistake of teaching them.
- 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,961 Now, they're bloodthirsty for knowledge.
- 00:16:20,961 --> 00:16:22,598 Where are Mom and Dad?
- 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:23,366 No idea.
- 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,504 They never came back from the parade.
- 00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:30,245 Why aren't people still dancing?
- 00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,885 This is a parade, not a death march.
- 00:16:34,087 --> 00:16:36,759 Not primarily a death march.
- 00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:38,329 So desperate to prove a point.
- 00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:41,134 In their defense, we have been frolicking for some time.
- 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,105 How do parades normally end?
- 00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:46,846 I guess I imagined there was some sort of finish line.
- 00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:53,860 That'll do, I suppose.
- 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,998 See you all next parade.
- 00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:03,045 Good people of the former city of Krapopolis,
- 00:17:03,045 --> 00:17:04,816 our time is now!
- 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:08,757 She's speaking to my people on my private king's balcony.
- 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:10,293 We've got bigger problems.
- 00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:13,466 Yeah, a dozen tiny bigger problems.
- 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,302 You made this mess, you clean it up.
- 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,240 I have to stop an argument before she wins the hearts
- 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,712 and minds of the entire city.
- 00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:22,584 Is it over?
- 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,722 I don't think so.
- 00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,726 Is that a wedge?
- 00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:29,999 They're using their mastery of simple machines against us.
- 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,903 Education!
- 00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:38,249 This system claims to serve you.
- 00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:40,954 But you are in its control.
- 00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:42,156 What do I do?
- 00:17:42,156 --> 00:17:43,225 If I stop the speech, I'm giving
- 00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:44,629 her exactly what she wants.
- 00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:47,568 Do not believe any attempt at change in the system.
- 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:51,041 Even change itself is built into the system,
- 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,444 which is why we must--
- 00:17:52,444 --> 00:17:54,447 Anarkkis, ladies and gentlemen.
- 00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:58,189 Tyrannis, I will not let you silence me.
- 00:17:58,189 --> 00:17:59,926 As if I even could.
- 00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,662 Isn't she great, folks?
- 00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:06,371 In all seriousness, I invited Anarkkis to speak here
- 00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:10,079 today because her perspective is so valuable to our society
- 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,383 and to me, as king, which is why
- 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,223 I've decided to declare her perspective
- 00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:16,526 the King's Perspective.
- 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:19,464 And I'm instituting a monthly Anarkkis
- 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:22,772 speech on this very balcony to speak our minds.
- 00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:25,844 But it's not ours.
- 00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,113 It's mine.
- 00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:28,983 He can't just declare it's his, too.
- 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,285 Sounds like he just did!
- 00:18:30,285 --> 00:18:32,357 How can you listen to this idiot?
- 00:18:32,357 --> 00:18:35,997 That's rich, coming from the idiot's mouthpiece.
- 00:18:35,997 --> 00:18:38,102 What did you do?
- 00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:39,437 It's like you said.
- 00:18:39,437 --> 00:18:41,375 The system consumes any attempt to change it.
- 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,345 You were outside the system, but I
- 00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:46,251 brought you inside, which means you're no longer a revolution.
- 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,487 You're status quo.
- 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:51,395 My god, outplayed by a tiny king.
- 00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:53,800 Average king, big throne.
- 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,235 What do I do now?
- 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,610 Talking about society and other abstract concepts
- 00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,580 is all I know.
- 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,218 I might have an idea.
- 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,023 Come with me.
- 00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:23,292 I guess this was where it was always headed.
- 00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:26,165 Yeah, teaching them just accelerated the process.
- 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,603 How did we think this was a good idea?
- 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:29,572 Stop.
- 00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,909 I may have a solution to your problem.
- 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,513 Burn them? Burn the kids?
- 00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:35,717 You said these children are bloodthirsty for knowledge.
- 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,990 I happen to know someone bloodthirsty to impart it.
- 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,694 You can't change the current system.
- 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:42,698 But maybe you can change the minds of these children
- 00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:45,202 with knives, who will shape the future system.
- 00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:46,840 I'll do it.
- 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,777 Come, children.
- 00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:50,547 No, keep your weapons.
- 00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:53,085 We'll need them in the coming revolution!
- 00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:55,255 Can I say something crazy?
- 00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:56,992 I already miss those kids.
- 00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:58,395 Do you realize what you've done?
- 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:01,168 Any knowledge they get, they'll eventually use against us.
- 00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:02,505 I realized something.
- 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,207 Children are the future, which means
- 00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:05,476 they are not the present, which means
- 00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:07,848 we can worry about that later.
- 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,854 Look, I'm just sort of taking things one day at a time here.
- 00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:14,261 Don't get me started on parades, silly little things.
- 00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,831 Did you redecorate?
- 00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,000 I don't like it.
- 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,539 Mother, Father, you're just in time to not help at all.
- 00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:21,843 I wouldn't have it any other way.
- 00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:31,829 Welcome, welcome, to the world of straw.
- 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:35,871 Everything you see in the shop is made of straw.
- 00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:37,240 So this cup is--
- 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,077 100% straw.
- 00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,713 And this picture frame?
- 00:20:40,713 --> 00:20:42,918 100% straw.
- 00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,956 And your shoes.
- 00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:46,224 They're--
- 00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:50,499 They are straw as well, for I am Mr. Straw.
- 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,539 Well, Mr. Straw, I can't say I understand your business.
- 00:20:53,539 --> 00:20:55,343 But I'm happy to have you in my city.
- 00:20:55,343 --> 00:20:56,779 Thank you, good king.
- 00:20:56,779 --> 00:21:00,720 Take this straw crown as a token of my esteem.
- 00:21:02,423 --> 00:21:03,860 Perfect fit.
- 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,429 Cheers.
- 00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:14,214 What news do you have, Mr. Straw?
- 00:21:14,214 --> 00:21:16,619 I have made contact with the king.
- 00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:20,225 The dawn of our dark empire is nigh.
- 00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:32,584 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,024 <i>Bento.</i>
- 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,790 Одуванчик, одуванчик.
- 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,920 О, привет беладонна.
- 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,670 Хочешь пойти в отравленный дротик?
- 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:11,840 Хочешь?
- 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,630 Там кто-то есть?
- 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:19,010 Если ты медведь, то знай, что я невероятно ядовитый.
- 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:23,560 Если ты другой медведь, то первый меня уже застолбил.
- 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,360 Это не медведи.
- 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,490 Прошу, нет. Только не так.
- 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,450 Рыба!
- 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,120 Получи, получи, получи,
- 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,460 получи, получи, получи, получи!
- 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,750 Опять попался сиротам?
- 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,340 Ага.
- 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,880 Эй, нет.
- 00:00:57,180 --> 00:01:00,890 Ти ясно сказал: нельзя сжигать диких городских детей.
- 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:02,310 Я не стану их сжигать!
- 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:06,140 Я просто... подожгу... их тела.
- 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:33,430 Я не могу так жить.
- 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,430 Это было третье нападение сирот за месяц.
- 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:41,350 Ты считаешь тот раз, когда тебя затоптали коровы, и позже ты узнал, что коров выпустили сироты?
- 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,270 Четвёртое нападение за месяц.
- 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,270 Почему дети повсюду? Это плохая система.
- 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,690 В прежние дни было проще.
- 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,490 Нежеланных детей можно было просто бросить в кусты.
- 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:55,450 А что с ними случалось позже было не нашим делом.
- 00:01:55,490 --> 00:02:00,040 Ты не думал перестать собирать ядовитые растения вне города посреди ночи?
- 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,370 Почему я должен меняться? Они пососные, а не я.
- 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:03,880 Пусть Ти разберётся.
- 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,130 Скажешь ему об этом, когда он придёт.
- 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,800 Или же...
- 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:08,840 Он уже здесь.
- 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,380 Что?
- 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:13,050 Мы не должны были понять, что это он?
- 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:16,140 Я просто решил не обращать внимания на фальшивые усы.
- 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,970 Ну, мама меня не узнала.
- 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:19,470 Я не замечаю слуг.
- 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,730 Я иду смотреть на нового невероятного артиста, анАрхис. Она оппозиционерка.
- 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:27,150 И отрицательно обо мне отзывалась, если можете в это поверить.
- 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,690 Я могу.
- 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:30,320 Если приду я, люди будут отвлекаться.
- 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,360 Ей станет невозможно выступать, и такой цели у меня нет.
- 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:34,780 А какая у тебя цель?
- 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:37,120 Поощрять неподчинение черни?
- 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,330 Ни в коем случае, мама.
- 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,830 Но она думает, что я так думаю.
- 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:44,620 Но когда я покажу ей, какой я крутой царь, она будет поражена.
- 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:46,500 Может, даже сходим на свидание.
- 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:49,420 В тот новый магазин, продающий только вещи из соломы.
- 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:50,420 Кто-то там уже был?
- 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:52,880 Как они делают деньги на такой специфичной вещи?
- 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:53,800 Блестящий план.
- 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,300 Ладно, мистер блестящий план.
- 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:57,930 Знаешь что? Я поручаю сирот тебе.
- 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,470 Что? Нет, я их ненавижу.
- 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,600 Поэтому идеально подходишь для этой работы.
- 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,440 Придумай, что с ними делать.
- 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,850 Собери их и делай что хочешь, чтоб я их больше не видел.
- 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:08,440 Ладно, не совсем что хочешь.
- 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:10,480 Не сжигай их огнемётом, например.
- 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:11,990 Говорила же.
- 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:13,320 Просто позаботься о них.
- 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,070 Говорила же я тебе, да?
- 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,070 Идём со мной.
- 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,950 Мы воспитали странных детей?
- 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,160 Конечно нет.
- 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,620 Я бы не сказал, что мы их воспитывали.
- 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,300 Нет, нет!
- 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,890 Иди сюда, маленькая.
- 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,770 Ну привет, дети.
- 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:55,110 Вы ужасное бремя для общества и, что важнее, для меня лично.
- 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,780 Поэтому пока что вы поживёте здесь.
- 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,660 Если захотите есть, в углу ведро оленьих копыт.
- 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:06,250 Мы вышлем вас, как только я найду достаточно далёкое и суровое место назначения.
- 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:10,210 А может, этим детям просто нужно дать шанс.
- 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,880 Шанс на что? Пырнуть тебя в глаз?
- 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,290 Рано или поздно они попадут в нужный.
- 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:15,550 Ты ведь тоже был сиротой.
- 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,630 Да, рождённым в темноте, один из миллиона.
- 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,890 Я сделал себе инвалидное кресло из палок, чтобы найти отца.
- 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:25,020 Это была попытка вызвать сочувствие к этим бесполезным жестоким отродьям?
- 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,230 Мне просто жаль их.
- 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:27,940 Малышка такая милая.
- 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,350 Она дала мне цветок.
- 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:33,980 Сделай так, чтобы они на меня не нападали, и сможешь играть с ними когда захочешь.
- 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:36,490 И он такой: на помощь!
- 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:38,280 Примерно так он кричал.
- 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:42,080 Он был так напуган. Но потом тигр съел его.
- 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,160 И он умер.
- 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,160 Вот, у меня всё.
- 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,420 Рассказчик Рональд!
- 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:52,920 А дальше у нас Анархис, говорящая правду.
- 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,710 Мой рассказ был правдой.
- 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,220 Города.
- 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,050 Я начал бы с шутки.
- 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,890 Крапополис.
- 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:10,850 Крапополис это земля или ваза? Или бросок? Немного непонятно.
- 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:17,280 В центре всего царь Тиран.
- 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,450 Так, началось.
- 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:24,280 Да!
- 00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:26,200 Извините, что?
- 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,540 Плохие новости.
- 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:29,500 На рынке выкинули все копыта.
- 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:32,460 Но мне удалось найти козлиные хвосты.
- 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,710 Смотри. Я научила их трюку.
- 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,760 Дети, сидеть.
- 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,260 До твоего прихода он слушался.
- 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,970 ДжЕкстон, сидеть.
- 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,890 Сядь. Сядь!
- 00:05:42,970 --> 00:05:44,420 Я не хочу.
- 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:46,640 Ладно, не получишь ягод.
- 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,230 Хороший Джекстон.
- 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:52,900 Они слушаются тебя и говорят предложениями?
- 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:55,480 Но они дети. По сути дикие животные.
- 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,230 Я тоже так думала.
- 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,110 Но они оказались умными.
- 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,450 Смотри, что умеет евдОрия.
- 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:05,080 С ума сошла? Вытащи оттуда руку.
- 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,910 Смотри. Евдория, жди.
- 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,830 Жди, жди.
- 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,620 Можно.
- 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,710 Мы еще учимся использовать руки.
- 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,840 Круто, да?
- 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,170 Круто?
- 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,670 Ты понимаешь, что ты сделала?
- 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,510 Да.
- 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:21,930 Нет.
- 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:26,470 Ты доказала, что натуру детей можно изменить.
- 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,640 Мы можем сделать этих детей такими, какими мы хотим.
- 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:36,150 Централизованное внушение моей воли этим дикарям и возможность вылепить их по моему подобию?
- 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,900 Я назову это школой.
- 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:43,610 Значит так. Я много чего обо всём знаю.
- 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:45,570 А вы знаете очень мало.
- 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:49,370 Я умнее, старше и лучше.
- 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,080 Я думал, что ты их обыскала.
- 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,120 Да. Они отлично их прячут.
- 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:54,500 Ладно, слушайте.
- 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:59,420 Я расскажу вам то, что знаю. И надеюсь, вы впитаете хотя бы часть этого, что немного улучшит вашу жизнь.
- 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:05,050 А в обмен я прошу вас лишь работать на меня, а не нападать.
- 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:06,430 А копыта?
- 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,140 Я добуду больше копыт.
- 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,030 Думаю, они согласны.
- 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,570 Отлично! Эй, эй!
- 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:16,860 Не будем кидать или есть стулья.
- 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:17,990 КОсмо!
- 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,700 Уши ПЕрси прикреплены к телу.
- 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,200 Они не снимаются.
- 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:22,740 Космо! Космо.
- 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:24,200 Ты их теряешь.
- 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:25,410 Ну хорошо!
- 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:32,050 Следующий, кто разобьёт стул, получит урок от моего помощника, мистера огнемёта.
- 00:07:32,090 --> 00:07:33,920 Сидеть!
- 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:37,260 Привет, мистер огнемёт.
- 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:38,550 Как он работает?
- 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,890 Сядьте, и я вам покажу.
- 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,210 Невероятно.
- 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,350 Они слушаются, и говорят, и работают сообща.
- 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:19,100 И запоминают больше, чем я считал возможным.
- 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:21,310 Не думал, что учить может быть так приятно.
- 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,980 Превращать людей в меньшую версию меня?
- 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,860 Так вот что чувствуют боги.
- 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,820 И каким будет сегодняшний урок?
- 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:32,070 Думаю, пришло время для вылазки.
- 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:38,080 Она меня ненавидит. И это так возбуждает.
- 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,740 Но как мне ей понравиться?
- 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,710 Ты про мать? Я с тобой согласен.
- 00:08:41,790 --> 00:08:43,870 Но руки прочь, сын, она моя.
- 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,000 Нехорошо вожделеть свою мать, Тиран.
- 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:49,550 Да нет. Вам больше нечем заняться?
- 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,340 Если честно, да.
- 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:54,890 Тягость бессмертия. Каждый день одинаков.
- 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:57,970 Дочь пошла кого-то бить, сын хочет меня поцеловать.
- 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,810 Вот бы побольше разнообразия.
- 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:01,180 Забавно, а мне бы поменьше.
- 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:02,440 Она даже не остроумна.
- 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,980 Не может решить артист она, активист или подстрекатель.
- 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:07,940 У нее есть драматический талант.
- 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:11,860 И будем честны, она на восьмёрку по части внешности.
- 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:14,660 Пап, хотя бы попытайся быть полезным.
- 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:16,070 Она становится угрозой.
- 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:20,290 Чем раньше ты поймёшь, что все смертные идиоты, тем лучше.
- 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:23,830 Вы всегда следуете за самым громким звуком и ярким цветом.
- 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,670 Вы все шагнёте с обрыва, если на его дне будет блестящая пуговица.
- 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:29,170 Точно.
- 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,840 Ты еще не разучилась пускать фейерверки из пальцев?
- 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,300 Вот ответ на твой вопрос.
- 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,050 Сойдёт.
- 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:40,350 Корень проблемы провальной системы.
- 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:45,480 Червь в яблоке, скорпион в сандалии.
- 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,850 О, пришёл меня прикрыть.
- 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,770 Как я от тебя и ожидала.
- 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:55,610 Не хочу обманывать твои ожидания, но я пришёл не прикрыть тебя, а объявить о народном параде.
- 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:56,860 Мама?
- 00:09:59,330 --> 00:10:01,330 Да-да, народ Крапополиса.
- 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:05,120 У нас есть музыка, есть призы, есть зерно.
- 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:08,380 И всё это предоставил ваш союзник, царь Тиран.
- 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:14,340 Если хотите скандировать имя, для парада была выбрана специально подходящая для этого песня.
- 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,590 Должна сказать, парады это восхитительно.
- 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,850 Постоянное внимание от несмолкающей толпы обожателей.
- 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:26,600 Это вечеринка на колёсах, объединяющая новизну возлияния и спонтанность поездок.
- 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,610 Всё удалось. Не знал, что в Крапополисе так много музыкантов.
- 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:32,530 Нет, это птицы, превращённые в людей.
- 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:45,580 Итак, запомните, вы ищете желтоватые, пёстрые листья с сетчатыми жилками на основном цветке.
- 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:56,300 Полюбуйся. Неделю назад я не мог сюда прийти, не став жертвой этих маленьких чудовищ.
- 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:59,260 Да, моя армия зовёт это место долиной чертят.
- 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,220 Но теперь они наши чертята.
- 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,680 Похоже, школа была верной мыслью.
- 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,430 Ого, зацени.
- 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,230 Когда ты научил его этому?
- 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:14,195 Это не я. Он объединил принципы моего урока по вязанию узлов
- 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,950 и твоего по метанию топора и изобрёл ранее невиданный инструмент.
- 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:20,110 - Круто. - Да.
- 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,490 Рух!
- 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,660 Бежим в город!
- 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,460 Верёвки!
- 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,460 Собьём ее!
- 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:44,890 Сдохни!
- 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,850 Что мы наделали?
- 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:49,850 Мы только что создали нового высшего хищника.
- 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:53,440 Эти дети гениальны. Они могут превзойти даже тебя.
- 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,610 Сегодня на ужин рух.
- 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:57,280 Спасибо, что пришла.
- 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,110 Хотел убедиться, что нет никаких обид и ты не чувствуешь себя угнетённой.
- 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,580 Я не смог бы уснуть от одной мысли, что я тебя угнетаю.
- 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:07,290 Буквально не смог бы. Так сильно я ненавижу угнетение.
- 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:12,630 Странно, что парад прошёл как раз тогда, когда я дошла до твоей критики.
- 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:14,590 Ну, парады нам неподвластны.
- 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:16,840 Они как приливы или матери.
- 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:21,090 Думаешь, я не вижу тебя насквозь? Ты использовал парад, чтобы заглушить меня.
- 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:26,260 Заглушил ли я тебя или встретил тебя на рынке идей и представил собственную?
- 00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:30,180 Парады веселее, чем странные речи.
- 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:35,610 Я пришла сюда не спорить, а чтобы оценить размер врага.
- 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:38,530 И теперь я вижу, что ты мал.
- 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:42,320 Так кажется, потому что я на большом троне. Я среднего размера.
- 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,820 Слушай, зачем нам враждовать?
- 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,530 Мы можем сотрудничать.
- 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,990 Скажи мне, что исправить.
- 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:52,120 Ты не можешь исправить систему, потому что ты ее часть.
- 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:57,500 А значит, все изменения, которые ты внесёшь, как обычно не сделают ничего лучше.
- 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,760 В таком случае ты предлагаешь...
- 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,760 Сжечь всё дотла.
- 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,470 Я ожидал, что всё придёт к этому.
- 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:08,310 Женщин тянет к моей власти. Издержки профессии.
- 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:12,100 Братья и сёстры, дворец наш.
- 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:14,940 В том смысле, что он построен на ваши налоги?
- 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,940 Нет, в буквальном смысле.
- 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:22,820 Где моя стража?
- 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,450 Я не знаю, кто все эти люди.
- 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,910 Но чем их больше, тем мне веселее.
- 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,040 Теперь они участники парада, дорогая, как и мы.
- 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,000 Где дети? Это засада?
- 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,210 Повторяю, мое тело невероятное ядовитое.
- 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,920 Расслабься. Я послала их на рынок за хлебом.
- 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,510 Какой урок сегодня?
- 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,970 Урока не будет. Я пришёл укрепить решётки.
- 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,140 Что? Но они многому научились.
- 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,850 И делают то, чему я их не учил.
- 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,850 Беря за основу мои знания.
- 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,100 Это очень плохо.
- 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,020 Да, иногда они меня пугают.
- 00:13:54,100 --> 00:14:00,110 Наверно было ошибкой учить их науке и владению оружием раньше, чем мы научили их, что хорошо, а что плохо.
- 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,070 Было ошибкой вообще их учить.
- 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,770 Надо было поступить ответственно и убить всех.
- 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,490 Убить кого?
- 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,990 Дети!
- 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,740 Мы как раз говорили о других людях, не о вас.
- 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,290 Хлеб!
- 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:13,110 Спасибо.
- 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,660 И он покрыт кровью.
- 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,460 Хлеб.
- 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,840 И мы готовы к уроку.
- 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,430 Ах да. Сегодня урока не будет.
- 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:27,430 У вас выходной.
- 00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,720 Мы готовы к уроку.
- 00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,470 Знаете, что будет весело?
- 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,310 Еще одна вылазка.
- 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:37,190 Пособираем цветы в поле.
- 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,520 Или убьём что-нибудь.
- 00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,030 Что-то большое.
- 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,150 Мы готовы к уроку.
- 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,990 Кажется, они готовы к уроку.
- 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,700 Да, конечно, урок.
- 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,330 Мне как раз пришёл один на ум.
- 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:56,250 Он посвящён применению сосредоточенной силы.
- 00:14:56,290 --> 00:15:01,040 Некоторые вещи, такие как каменные стены, очень твёрдые.
- 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:07,050 Но если ударить достаточно сильно по маленькой области, в них можно пробить дыру.
- 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:13,180 Иногда достаточно большую, чтобы через нее мог пролезть человек.
- 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:18,640 Это отличный вариант, если дверь в комнате, где ты находишься, заблокирована.
- 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,440 Мы поняли твои намёки.
- 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,940 Здорово. Хотя бы вы поняли.
- 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:25,690 Ударь по чёртовой стене!
- 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,200 Как в твоем уроке.
- 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:35,500 Школа - отстой!
- 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,010 Впустите!
- 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,640 Дети хотят нас убить!
- 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,270 Открыто.
- 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,230 Это мой манекен для тренировок?
- 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:57,070 Вернёшь его, если мы выживем.
- 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,320 Что произошло?
- 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,200 На двадцать процентов плохое свидание, на восемьдесят переворот. Чего вы так вспотели?
- 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,910 Потому что нам на сто процентов крышка.
- 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,120 Что это?
- 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:12,000 Образованные кровожадные сироты, знающие основы физики.
- 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,710 Я думал, ты от них избавишься.
- 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,460 Мы собирались. Но допустили ошибку и стали их учить.
- 00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:21,130 Теперь они жаждут крови и знаний.
- 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,550 Где мама с папой?
- 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:25,720 Не знаю. Они не возвращались с парада.
- 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,390 Почему люди не танцуют?
- 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,020 Это парад, а не марш смерти.
- 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:38,690 По большей части не марш смерти. На всё готовы, чтобы доказать свое мнение.
- 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,280 В их защиту, мы уже довольно долго резвимся.
- 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,280 Как обычно кончаются парады?
- 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,990 Я думала, будет какая-нибудь финишная черта.
- 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,960 Пожалуй, подойдёт.
- 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,120 До следующего парада.
- 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:04,930 Славные жители бывшего Крапополиса, пробил наш час!
- 00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:08,850 Она обращается к моему народу с моего царского балкона.
- 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,430 У нас проблемы покрупнее.
- 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:13,560 Да, дюжина крошечных проблем покрупнее.
- 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,600 Это ваш косяк, вам и исправлять.
- 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,860 А я остановлю Анархис, пока она не покорила сердца и умы всего города.
- 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,730 Всё кончилось?
- 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,820 Не думаю.
- 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,850 Это клин?
- 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:30,120 Они используют знания о простых механизмах против нас.
- 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,990 Образование!
- 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,630 Система якобы служит вам.
- 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,340 Но вы в ее власти.
- 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:45,010 Что мне делать? Если прерву речь, я сыграю ей на руку.
- 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:48,020 Не верьте попыткам изменить систему.
- 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:52,810 Изменения тоже встроены в систему, и поэтому мы должны...
- 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,820 Анархис, дамы и господа.
- 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:58,570 Тиран, я не дам тебе меня заткнуть.
- 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,740 Будто я могу. Разве она не прелесть?
- 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,740 Если серьёзно, я пригласил Анархис высказаться,
- 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:11,862 потому что ее точка зрения ценна для нашего общества и для меня как царя.
- 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:17,050 Поэтому я решил объявить ее точку зрения царской точкой зрения.
- 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:23,140 И отныне Анархис будет ежемесячно с этого самого балкона говорить, что у нас на уме.
- 00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:29,310 Но это не наши мысли, а мои. Он не может просто объявить их своими.
- 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,640 Он только что это сделал!
- 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,690 Почему вы слушаете этого идиота?
- 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:36,320 Смешно слышать это от оратора этого идиота.
- 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,440 Что ты наделал?
- 00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:41,780 Как ты и сказала. Система поглощает любые попытки ее изменить.
- 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:46,580 Ты была вне системы, но я втянул тебя в нее. А значит, ты больше не революция.
- 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,790 Ты статус кво.
- 00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:51,710 Боже, меня обыграл крошечный царь.
- 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,080 Средний царь на большом троне.
- 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,540 Что мне теперь делать?
- 00:18:55,630 --> 00:19:00,880 Я только и умею, что говорить об обществе и других абстрактных понятиях.
- 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:03,510 У меня есть идея.
- 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,300 Идём со мной.
- 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:23,530 Наверно, всё всегда к этому шло.
- 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,570 Да, уроки только ускорили этот процесс.
- 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,740 Почему мы посчитали это хорошей идеей?
- 00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:32,210 Стойте. У меня есть решение вашей проблемы.
- 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,790 Сжечь их? Сжечь детей?
- 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,000 Вы сказали, что дети жаждут знаний.
- 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:40,960 А я знаю, кто жаждет ими делиться. Ты не можешь изменить эту систему.
- 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:45,470 Но ты могла бы изменить взгляды этих детей с ножами, которые сформируют систему будущего.
- 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,100 Я это сделаю.
- 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,010 Идём, дети.
- 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,850 Нет, возьмите оружие.
- 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,350 Оно нам понадобится для революции!
- 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,480 Я скажу кое-что безумное?
- 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,190 Я уже по ним скучаю.
- 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,690 Ты осознаёшь, что натворил?
- 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,400 Они используют полученные знания против нас.
- 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,780 Я кое-что понял.
- 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:07,950 Дети - это будущее. То есть не настоящее. То есть о них побеспокоимся позже.
- 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,120 Короче, решаем проблемы по мере поступления.
- 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,500 Не хочу даже говорить о парадах. Это такая глупость.
- 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,210 Вы сменили обстановку? Мне не нравится.
- 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,920 Мама, папа, вы как раз вовремя, чтобы совсем не помочь.
- 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,050 Никак иначе и быть не могло.
- 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:32,010 Добро пожаловать в мир соломы.
- 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:36,100 Всё, что вы видите в магазине, сделано из соломы.
- 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:37,440 Так этот кубок...
- 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,270 Стопроцентная солома.
- 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,940 И эта рамка?
- 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,110 Стопроцентная солома.
- 00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:46,490 И твоя обувь. Она...
- 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:50,700 Тоже из соломы. Потому что я мистер Солома.
- 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,870 Мистер Солома, не скажу, что я понимаю твой бизнес.
- 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:55,540 Но я рад тебе в своем городе.
- 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:56,960 Спасибо, добрый царь.
- 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,920 Примите соломенную корону в знак моего уважения.
- 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:04,050 Сидит идеально.
- 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,590 Бывай.
- 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,600 Какие новости ты принёс, мистер Солома?
- 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,810 Я установил контакт с царём.
- 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,400 Рассвет нашей тёмной империи близок.
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