Заражение
Описание
Ступендус рассказывает Тираннису о шпионах из Новой Сцепсии, находящихся за пределами Крапополиса. Во время разговора с ними Гиппокамп сообщает Тираннису, что шпионы заразились эмпатией, которая, по утверждению Делирии, была вызвана слезами титана Эмпатиса, едва не уничтожившего олимпийских богов. Затем Шлуб, летя в небе, рассказывает ему о спартанцах. Когда приближается спартанская армия, эмпатия распространяется на Ступендуса и мирных жителей Крапополиса, и Тираннис с Делирией отправляются в Новую Сцепсию, чтобы найти особые грибы, необходимые для лечения Ступендуса, что приводит к их встрече с драконьей формой Эмпатиса. Тем временем Гиппокамп пытается создать собственное лекарство от эмпатии и в итоге придумывает способ заразить спартанскую армию, который заканчивается комичным провалом.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:05,320 Мы нашли их за стенами. Они искали, как попасть внутрь.
- 00:00:05,370 --> 00:00:08,160 Гиппо проверяет их. С ними что-то не тоё.
- 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:09,540 Набежчики.
- 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:13,460 Почему бы не сделать что-то свое, вместо того чтобы всю жизнь грабить?
- 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:15,250 Я прямо так им и скажу.
- 00:00:15,340 --> 00:00:18,800 Следи за их лицами, когда вся их жизненная философия рухнет.
- 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,220 Да, набежчики обычно философские ребята.
- 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:24,050 Но это не набежчики.
- 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,350 Они шпионы из Новой СкЕпсии.
- 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:28,310 Шпионы? Сразу бы сказала.
- 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:31,680 Значит, кто-то хочет увидеть, что мы тут делаем. Это лестно.
- 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:34,730 Они сказали что-то хорошее? Упоминали конкретно меня?
- 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:36,650 Нет, не говори. Хочу сам узнать.
- 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:39,020 Что надеть на встречу с пленными шпионами?
- 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:41,110 - Неважно что. - Я так нервничаю.
- 00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:43,650 Шпионы пришли шпионить за моим городом.
- 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,700 Мне не терпится их встретить.
- 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:49,700 Что за лошок.
- 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:17,480 И поэтому демократия так важна.
- 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:23,530 У нас в Крапополисе правит не царь, а сам народ посредством царя.
- 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:26,780 Ого, у тебя явно есть к этому страсть.
- 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:29,240 - Верно. Это чувствуется. - Продолжай.
- 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:33,580 Вы можете в это не поверить, но не всем настолько интересно меня слушать, как вам.
- 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,080 Эти люди больны.
- 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,960 Что? Неправда. Чем больны?
- 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:39,580 Пока не понял.
- 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:43,590 Но что-то заставляет их прислушиваться к чужим чувствах.
- 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,260 Они неспособны игнорировать точку зрения.
- 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,760 Нет, это нелепо.
- 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,220 Извиняюсь за брата, он...
- 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:50,600 - Нет, он прав. - Что?
- 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,100 - Вы оба правы. - Вы оба молодцы.
- 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,270 Вот видишь.
- 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:57,890 Они согласятся с кем и чем угодно, с ними что-то не так.
- 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:59,150 Всё куда хуже.
- 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:01,190 Это называется эмпатия.
- 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,480 Я пришла, едва услышала.
- 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,480 Надо убить всех, кто ей болен.
- 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:06,320 Это уже немного чересчур.
- 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:10,370 Это биологическое оружие, созданное титаншей эмпАт.
- 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:16,080 Она заставляет понимать других и едва не выкосило олимпийцев во время войны.
- 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,580 Тяжело вам пришлось.
- 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:21,340 Если это может передаться людям по наследству, значит, это заразно.
- 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:23,130 Не трогайте их слёзы.
- 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:26,834 Даже если это болезнь, в чём, если честно, я сомневаюсь,
- 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:29,720 нам всем не помешало бы ее подхватить.
- 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,180 Принимать во внимание чужую точку зрения? Это же...
- 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,720 Нет, я согласен с мамой.
- 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,020 Это звучит плохо.
- 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:37,230 Однако мне следовало бы это изучить.
- 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:38,600 Не в моем городе.
- 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:41,480 Я понимаю, почему вы это делаете!
- 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:42,310 Эй!
- 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,650 Что с тобой не так?
- 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:45,320 Спроси тех, кому не всё равно.
- 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,360 Или не надо. Вдруг они заразные.
- 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,570 Пойду закроюсь в своем храме, пока мы не убедимся, что опасности нет.
- 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:52,320 Моя мама.
- 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:53,870 О боже.
- 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:55,200 Я чувствую гарь.
- 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:57,370 Снова солнце взойдёт,
- 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,330 пиво пью круглый год.
- 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:03,710 А в ответ на усмешки скажу...
- 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:07,050 Это нехорошо.
- 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:08,170 Спартанцы?
- 00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:10,180 Да, примерно в дне отсюда.
- 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:12,590 Обломали мне весь кайф.
- 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,180 Ну, Колосса с ними разберётся.
- 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:17,430 - Да? - Они выше двух метров.
- 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,060 Их вены из углерода.
- 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:22,730 Они посвятили себя убийствам до героической степени.
- 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:25,480 Если посмотреть с их точки зрения...
- 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:27,070 Эй, эй, стоп.
- 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:29,440 Посмотреть с их точки зрения?
- 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:32,030 Ё моё. Я поняла, о чём ты.
- 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,160 Когда ты схватила шпионов, на тебя не попали их слёзы?
- 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,290 О нет, я подхватила эмпатию!
- 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:39,750 И я понимаю, какая это проблема.
- 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:45,040 Я пытаюсь представить себя на войне и не могу перестать думать о воображаемых солдатах,
- 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:50,420 их воображаемых семьях и воображаемых мечтах.
- 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:55,720 Если у меня будет эмпатия, когда придут спартанцы, они буквально съедят нас на обед.
- 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,760 Ладно, не подходи ближе, Колосса.
- 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,520 Постарайся удержать слёзы в своём глазу.
- 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,480 Папа, ты можешь закрыть ее где-нибудь, пока мы думаем, что делать?
- 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:07,230 Я понимаю, понимаю зачем это нужно.
- 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,570 И я уважаю твое решение. Я уважаю тебя.
- 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:11,360 Превосходно. Рад слышать.
- 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:13,240 Но уважай меня вон оттуда.
- 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,450 Надо поговорить с мамой.
- 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,450 Мама, мама, впусти, прошу тебя.
- 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,290 Сперва докажи мне, что ты не заразился.
- 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:21,120 Это будет непросто.
- 00:04:21,210 --> 00:04:25,330 Потому что я по жизни заботливый и внимательный к другим людям.
- 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:26,920 Но я могу попробовать.
- 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,090 Нет, не надо. Никто с эмпатией не может быть таким эгоистичным.
- 00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:33,430 Я рад, что ты меня впустила, но причина приводит в бешенство.
- 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:35,050 Колосса подхватила эмпатию.
- 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,470 Да? В таком случае она умрёт.
- 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:40,020 Брось. Как можно умереть от эмпатии?
- 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:42,520 Болезнь прогрессирует, Тиран.
- 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,350 Всё не заканчивается тем, что ты сходишься во взглядах с соседом.
- 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:50,230 В итоге тебе становится жаль твой салат, ты начинаешь умирать от истощения
- 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,400 и ищешь реку, в которой можно утопиться, не загрязнив ее.
- 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:57,320 Заболевшие этим олимпийцы превратились в штуки вроде северного ветра
- 00:04:57,370 --> 00:05:00,490 и успокаивающего молчания старых друзей.
- 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:02,750 Люди неспособны на такие превращения.
- 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:05,210 Они просто повесятся или умрут с голода!
- 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:06,630 А есть лекарство?
- 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:10,130 Да, гриб, который растёт в фекалиях самой Эмпат.
- 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,550 Но ее давно нет, она погибла на войне.
- 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,970 А мы остались с этой ужасной болезнью.
- 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,340 У титанов были фекалии?
- 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:17,640 Твое внимание зацепило это?
- 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,390 Просто я об этом даже не думал.
- 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:21,520 Ни в одной истории о титанах они не упомянуты.
- 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,680 Ты хочешь, чтобы во всех моих историях были фекалии?
- 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,190 Я думала, эту деталь можно опустить.
- 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:27,810 Ладно. Итак, грибы?
- 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:29,270 Грибы, да.
- 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,360 Не знаю, удастся ли нам их найти.
- 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,320 Но я не хочу испепелять дочь.
- 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,450 И не хочу оставаться в этой смертельной ловушке.
- 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:37,410 Откуда пришли шпионы?
- 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:38,910 Из Новой Скепсии вроде.
- 00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:40,240 Тогда летим в Новую Скепсию.
- 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:41,780 Это хоть какая-то зацепка.
- 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:43,990 Вперёд. Спасём город.
- 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:46,320 Прежде чем так делать, надо спрашивать.
- 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:47,530 Птица!
- 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,830 Нужно говорить конкретнее.
- 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:50,580 Орёл!
- 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:53,160 Гигантский орёл!
- 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,540 Достаточно большой орёл!
- 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,500 Зараза.
- 00:05:57,540 --> 00:06:00,250 Пора положить конец эмпатии.
- 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:02,340 Мне не нравится, как это звучит.
- 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:04,840 Как насчёт идём искать грибы в какашках!
- 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:05,550 Нет? Ладно.
- 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:06,930 Мы еще подумаем.
- 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,810 Мы найдём лекарство и приведём Колоссу в порядок.
- 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,060 И тогда у нас будет шанс против спартанцев.
- 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:16,270 Спартанцы меньшая из твоих проблем.
- 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:19,440 Да, да, я тебя понял, эмпатия невероятно опасна.
- 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,530 Но я не могу понять, что в ней может быть такого...
- 00:06:22,610 --> 00:06:24,400 Это Новая Скепсия?
- 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,490 Была раньше. Так что ты говорил?
- 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:29,620 Не понимаю. Как эмпатия может быть такой разрушительной?
- 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:32,370 Возможно, я путал ее с сочувствием,
- 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:36,290 которая естественным образом возникает у таких, как я.
- 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:38,586 Только сочувствия не существует.
- 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:43,340 Ленивые люди выдумали его, чтобы избавить себя от тяжкого труда по убийству друг друга.
- 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:44,710 Еще бы ты так не думала.
- 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,640 Ты неспособна понять естественное желание людей любить ближнего своего.
- 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:53,520 Отойди от меня. Мама, помоги!
- 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,270 - Он такой умный. - Очевидно.
- 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,640 Ты такой умный.
- 00:06:56,690 --> 00:07:02,440 Без обид, ребята, но это мало что для меня значит, учитывая, что вы оба больны.
- 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:04,480 - Я понимаю. - Конечно понимаешь.
- 00:07:04,530 --> 00:07:06,280 В этом и проблема.
- 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,740 Боюсь, у меня плохие новости.
- 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:10,280 Спартанцы будут здесь к обеду.
- 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,620 Так что я бы поел пораньше.
- 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:13,410 Что?! Ты сказал через день!
- 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,410 Оказывается, они научились маршировать во сне.
- 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,500 Чёрт. И Колосса не в себе.
- 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,670 Ну, по крайней мере мы сдержали эмпатию.
- 00:07:20,710 --> 00:07:22,880 На этом фронте тоже плохие новости.
- 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,260 Люди становятся ужасно милыми.
- 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:28,300 Мама, мы поедим сегодня хлеба?
- 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:30,300 Извини, нам не на что.
- 00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:31,430 А, угощаю.
- 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:32,970 О боже. О нет.
- 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:37,140 Ты точно случайно снова не стала хладнокровной убийцей?
- 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,600 Просто перепроверяю.
- 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:40,020 Я понимаю, почему ты этого хочешь.
- 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,570 Жаль, у спартанцев нет эмпатии.
- 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:45,610 Это бы всё упростило.
- 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:47,280 - Повтори, что? - С самого начала?
- 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:51,280 Ладно. Мы услышали, что ты основал один из этих новомодных городов.
- 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,910 Я сказал это Ти.
- 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:55,200 А? Нет, только последнее.
- 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:59,500 Что если неостановимая болезнь это средство от неостановимых спартанцев?
- 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,960 Папа, дай ведро для сбора слёз.
- 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:07,960 Я когда-нибудь кому-нибудь из вас рассказывал, как тяжело было расти с таким отцом?
- 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:12,340 Для чего мы в настроении, парни?
- 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:14,350 Обычное бессмысленное разрушение?
- 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,720 Или нам хочется чего-то хуже?
- 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:19,810 Хуже, хуже, хуже!
- 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,480 Это я и хотел услышать.
- 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:30,150 Добро пожаловать в Крапополис, спартанцы.
- 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,910 Это... с виду отличный город.
- 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:36,580 Спасибо. Ты это искренне?
- 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:41,410 Да, если честно, мы пришли насиловать и порабощать всех, кого не станем жестоко убивать.
- 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,630 Но вы бы этого не хотели, да?
- 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:45,080 О да. Однозначно.
- 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,250 Боюсь, что так.
- 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:47,960 И это совершенно логично.
- 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,300 Вы ведь ничем такого не заслужили.
- 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:54,430 Мы здесь секунд десять, и все кажутся такими милыми людьми.
- 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,970 - Очень милыми. - Да, не верится.
- 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:56,890 Тут так здорово.
- 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,430 Что ж, будьте как дома.
- 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,140 - Спасибо. - Сэр.
- 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:01,270 Разрешите обратиться.
- 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:02,690 Разрешаю.
- 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:06,108 Я понимаю, почему вы забрали меня от родителей в семь лет,
- 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:10,440 растили в суровом спартанском лагере, морили голодом и ритуально секли меня каждый день.
- 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:12,860 Мы живём в жестоком мире.
- 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,110 Спасибо.
- 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,240 Да!
- 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,080 Ну надо же. Сработало.
- 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,370 Кризис предотвращён.
- 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,870 Забудь о кризисе.
- 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:30,550 Мы только превратили эти хорошо подготовленные машины для убийства в хорошо подготовленные машины для помощи.
- 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:32,800 Это может быть весело.
- 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,390 У той женщины явно не было эмпатии.
- 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:38,470 Зато твоя, с другой стороны, вдохновляет.
- 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,600 Ты так умолял меня убить ее.
- 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,310 Я не умолял тебя.
- 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:44,520 То есть умолял, но я был в панике.
- 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,770 Она хотела убить меня.
- 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:48,859 Очевидно, о тех, кто хочет тебя убить, можно не переживать.
- 00:09:48,859 --> 00:09:50,690 Ясно. Так помоги мне понять правила.
- 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,900 Можно не переживать, если они убивают тебя.
- 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,740 А если они крадут твою еду?
- 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:57,410 Ну, в таком случае можно переживать не так сильно.
- 00:09:57,450 --> 00:09:58,490 А если они высокие?
- 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:01,450 Пошли они. Высокие и так получили достаточно.
- 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:06,330 Но это не меняет того факта, что для нас, людей, счастье других важнее собственного.
- 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:08,960 Это наша сила, которой вы лишены.
- 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:12,130 О, слава богу. В горле пересохло.
- 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:13,510 Не пей эту воду!
- 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:17,760 Смотри, рыба пытается скормить себя голодающему медведю.
- 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,510 А медведю стыдно, что он ее не ест.
- 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,310 Эмпатия в воде?
- 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,770 Это река слёз.
- 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,520 Но кто может столько плакать?
- 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,690 Разве что... О нет, Эмпат.
- 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:32,320 Титанша, которая хотела убить вас всех эмпатией во время войны, но вы убили ее?
- 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,740 Или мы так думали.
- 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:38,570 Теперь это миссия не по сбору грибов, а по убийству титана, Тиран.
- 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:40,280 Вы такие сильные.
- 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:43,080 А я едва могу передвигаться.
- 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,450 Что? Нет.
- 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:48,830 Мы умеем только убивать людей, вырывать их пищеводы и всё такое прочее.
- 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,380 А ты сделал столько всего из ничего.
- 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:55,840 Да бросьте. Я не могу даже отнести ящики из доков в свою лабораторию.
- 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:58,010 Мы можем это сделать. Какие ящики?
- 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,510 Правда?
- 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,470 Ну, если увидите в доках любой ящик, несите в мою лабораторию.
- 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,930 Мы рады помощь. Спартанцы, вперёд!
- 00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:10,900 Меня не особенно заботят чувств других.
- 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:14,530 Но думается мне, что ты зашёл слишком уж далеко.
- 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,780 Ты точно не заражён, папа?
- 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,410 Ладно, пойду еще поэксплуатирую их.
- 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:24,790 Это весело, когда, рискуешь последствиями.
- 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:26,160 Да.
- 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,080 Вы такие любезные.
- 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,580 Это заставило меня пересмотреть всю мою жизнь.
- 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:34,000 Куда бы мы ни пошли, мы негативно влияем на других.
- 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:35,550 Ты шутишь?
- 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:37,050 Вы круты, ребята!
- 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,590 - Правда? - Да.
- 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:40,480 Можно честно тебе сказать?
- 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,810 На самом деле мы одурачили вас.
- 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,770 В каком смысле?
- 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:47,020 Мы заразили вас эмпатией.
- 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,230 Эмпатией?
- 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,110 Ага. Стоп, зачем я тебе сказал?
- 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,150 Я тоже болен?
- 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,450 На ящиках была не морская вода?
- 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,200 О нет. Это случилось со мной.
- 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,580 Делай со мной что хочешь.
- 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:59,370 Чёрт. Я не сказал бы тебе этого просто так.
- 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,870 Я точно болен.
- 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,420 В общем, да, мы вас поимели.
- 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,960 Зачем я это говорю?
- 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,590 Что ж, спасибо за честность.
- 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:08,420 - Ты не злишься? - Что?
- 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,800 Нет.
- 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,880 Надеюсь, ты понимаешь, что я должен сказать другим.
- 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,510 Конечно, я понимаю.
- 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,970 Я заражён.
- 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:17,850 Я не могу просить тебя солгать.
- 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:21,230 Но какова вероятность, что вы после этого, ну, убьёте меня?
- 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,810 Ну, если навскидку?
- 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:26,810 Я бы сказал, что нулевая, но не хочется тебе лгать.
- 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,980 - Значит, выше. - О да, выше.
- 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,110 Намного выше. Мне жаль.
- 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,740 - Прямо сейчас или?.. - Да.
- 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,530 - Ты понимаешь. - Да, к сожалению.
- 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,830 Быстро и без боли?
- 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,120 Ладно, делай что должен.
- 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,580 Ты спас меня.
- 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,620 Я люблю тебя, папа.
- 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:47,420 И это как всегда ничего не значит.
- 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,880 Ты сказала титанша, да?
- 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,680 - В облике дракона. - Дракон?
- 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,220 Чем это хуже, Тиран?
- 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,850 Дракон не более опасен, чем титан.
- 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:01,640 Просто страшнее. Но ты ведь сможешь ее убить?
- 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,770 Если она нападёт.
- 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:04,270 Нападёт?
- 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:08,940 Порыв эмпатии не заставляет тебя принять во внимание чувства бедной дракоши?
- 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,820 Ладно, веселись. Ты права.
- 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,610 Я всё-таки не лучше тебя.
- 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,610 Да что ты?
- 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,700 Не лучше богини Делирии.
- 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:19,620 О, Тиран, ты меня рассмешил.
- 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,500 Я признал, что ты выиграла. Не сыпь соль на рану.
- 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,870 И что я выиграла?
- 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:29,080 Есть какой-то приз, прилагающийся к твоему неохотному признанию, что ты не обладаешь добродетелью,
- 00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:33,510 которая якобы по какой-то причине делает тебя лучше, чем богиня Делирия?
- 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,840 Мама!
- 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:44,310 Это самая большая ошибка... в нашей жизни.
- 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,680 Что мы делаем?
- 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,480 Ты был прав, Тиран.
- 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,730 Теперь я понимаю.
- 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:52,320 Я жила во тьме, чтобы не видеть чужих точек зрения.
- 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,280 Только посмотри на нее.
- 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,280 Как я могла не заметить? Она всего лишь защищается.
- 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,620 Мы захватили их мир, а теперь вторглись в ее дом.
- 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,450 О, бедное создание.
- 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,330 О нет.
- 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:12,550 Тиран, смотри под ноги.
- 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:13,880 Не поскользнись.
- 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:16,220 Что я говорю? Это эмпатия?
- 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:19,640 Я ее подхватила? Мне это совсем не нравится.
- 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,600 Да, дорогая, да.
- 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,680 Не сдерживайся.
- 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:32,870 Тиран?
- 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,620 Не нужно прятаться, Тиран.
- 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:38,000 Эмпат лишь хочет поделиться своим даром.
- 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,955 Возможно, со щепоткой совершенно объяснимой мести.
- 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,090 Мама, она твой древний враг с войны, в которой олимпийцев едва не перебили.
- 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,170 Возможно, я преувеличила.
- 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:52,260 Если быть честными, это была скорее не война, а истребление.
- 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,760 Я единственное чудовище в этой пещере.
- 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,510 Это явная неправда.
- 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,680 Мне жаль, что для тебя это в новинку.
- 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:03,270 Поэтому прислушайся к эксперту в этом деле.
- 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:08,020 Сосредоточься на том, что происходит сейчас, и на том, чтобы двигаться дальше.
- 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:14,110 Пожалуйста, давай вернёмся к поискам лекарства. И заодно помоги мне победить дракона.
- 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:19,120 Я не уверена, что она заслуживает смерти только потому, что нам не нравится, что она делает с миром.
- 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,410 Ой, пощади, мам.
- 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,660 Хочешь посидеть на моих коленях?
- 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:24,370 Хотел тридцать лет назад!
- 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,340 Как неловко.
- 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,880 Мы понимаем, почему ты так поступил.
- 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:35,260 Но мы также понимаем, что ты при этом считал себя лучше, чем мы.
- 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:38,180 Я бы попросил тебя признать, как ты был неправ.
- 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:41,310 Но теперь мы знаем, что тебе всё равно.
- 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:47,022 Поэтому нам остаётся только одно. Мы причиним тебе сильную боль, это будет длится долго.
- 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:50,440 После чего мы убьём тебя.
- 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,940 Мучительно!
- 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,320 Мучительно? Так продолжаться не может.
- 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:56,450 Очевидно, я перестану их использовать.
- 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,910 Не думаю, что теперь это что-нибудь изменить.
- 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,870 К тебе вернулось желание убивать или это глупый вопрос?
- 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,710 Это не глупый вопрос.
- 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,750 Это отличный вопрос.
- 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:13,270 Но если я выпущу тебя из клетки, ты ведь не убежишь и не присоединишься к спартанцам?
- 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,480 Ты об этом задумалась?
- 00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:20,950 Я не хочу сказать тебе одно, а затем разочаровать тебя, поступив по-другому.
- 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,200 Мама, что ты делаешь?
- 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,330 Мне жаль, мой дорогой мальчик.
- 00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:31,370 Знаю, ты этого не хочешь, но так будет лучше.
- 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:38,590 Нет, не будет. Если ты испытываешь ко мне эмпатию, если ты понимаешь мои потребности,
- 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,800 то знаешь, что сейчас мне нужно, чтобы ты стала прежней жестокой собой.
- 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,930 Мамой, которую я изначально должен был принять.
- 00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,140 Еще раз повтори эти слова.
- 00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:51,865 Я говорю, что я всегда думал, что хочу, чтобы ты была такой, как сейчас.
- 00:16:51,865 --> 00:16:54,770 Но мне всё-таки нужно, чтобы ты была другой.
- 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:58,455 И по настоящему беззаветным с твоей стороны сейчас будет
- 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:03,240 повести себя эгоистично, выбрав выживание твоего сына, а не чудовища!
- 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:06,990 Это и близко не то, что ты сказал перед этим, но тоже подходит.
- 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:32,440 Это действительно храбрый поступок.
- 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:38,230 Ты делаешь нечто безусловно бессердечное и трусливое в интересах высшего блага.
- 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:43,030 Убиваешь другое живое существо, совершенно неспособное за себя постоять.
- 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,990 Ты ни разу не помогаешь. И у нас нет на это времени.
- 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,120 Ты и правда хороший сын.
- 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,160 Ну, минутка у нас есть.
- 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,330 И смотри, лекарство.
- 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,000 Ладно, похвалишь меня позже.
- 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:58,750 Мы можем спасти твою сестру и город.
- 00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,960 И тебя.
- 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,420 Я ничего не хочу.
- 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:05,800 Лишь этого. Ты и я, мой сын.
- 00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:09,180 Вопрос.
- 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:12,230 Если мы улетим на папиной спине, что тогда будет?
- 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,350 Мы убьём всех в городе.
- 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,560 Ладно, нет, так не пойдёт.
- 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:20,070 Мы выходим по своей собственной воле.
- 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:24,200 Вы согласились, точнее пообещали, не трогать нас.
- 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,120 Не хочу тебе противоречить, но мы такого не говорили.
- 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,030 Да уж, как бесцеремонно.
- 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,160 Ну, если это утешит, никому из нас не нравится эта ситуация.
- 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,210 - Это правда! - Ситуация не лучшая!
- 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,580 От этого не легче, нет.
- 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:37,880 Спартанцы...
- 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:38,880 Мама!
- 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,050 Съешьте это.
- 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:42,710 Если ты так хочешь.
- 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,220 Эй, туман рассеивается.
- 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,390 Я снова считаю людей бесполезными вещами.
- 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,970 Ты готова побить поражённых эмпатией спартанцев?
- 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,140 Можешь поставить на это свой рыбий зад.
- 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:58,060 Если сделаете еще шаг вперёд, то станете фалангой мертвецов!
- 00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,650 Мы понимаем, из чего ты исходишь.
- 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:08,450 С другой стороны, нас больше, чем вас.
- 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,870 И нам больше не нужно убивать по-хорошему.
- 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,340 Моя мать богиня.
- 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:13,920 И она заражена эмпатией.
- 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:18,220 И я не хочу лечить ее, потому что она добра ко мне впервые в жизни.
- 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,090 Но предупреждаю, я это сделаю.
- 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,800 Прошу, не вынуждайте.
- 00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,140 В атаку!
- 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,600 Чёрт. Прощай, добрая мама.
- 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:30,270 Время бессмысленного насилия.
- 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,450 Ты это сделала.
- 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:42,030 Почему ты не давал мне лекарство?
- 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,160 Что?
- 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,330 Ты не хотела.
- 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,290 А какой идиот захотел бы?
- 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,040 И как же ты сглупил.
- 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,540 У тебя было то, чего ты хотел.
- 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,620 Неужели ты настолько тупой?
- 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:52,710 Да. Это она.
- 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,920 "Это она". Ты сам в этом виноват.
- 00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:57,840 Мне за тебя стыдно, Тиран.
- 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,760 Я ненадолго поняла твои жалкие чувства,
- 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,680 и от этого мне стало еще очевиднее, какой же ты осёл.
- 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,680 Так какой урок мы усвоили?
- 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,470 Не пытайся обмануть спартанцев?
- 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,690 Но ведь всё сложилось хорошо?
- 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,440 Это как посмотреть.
- 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,690 Я скажу, что мы усвоили.
- 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:19,490 Вместе, как семья, мы можем преодолеть что угодно, даже эмпатию.
- 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,530 - Да! - Да!
- 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:23,530 - Да! - Отлично.
- 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,990 Очень хорошо.
- 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:38,920 И пусть некоторые остались поражены эмпатией,
- 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:43,550 ее действие быстро ослабло, и люди научились справляться с тем, что осталось.
- 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,010 Но болезнь никуда не делась.
- 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,600 Она передавалась из поколения в поколение.
- 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,930 Иногда усиливаясь, иногда ослабевая, но никогда не исчезая насовсем.
- 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:58,236 Сейчас у вас достаточно эмпатии для школьного благотворительного аукциона,
- 00:20:58,236 --> 00:21:02,320 но недостаточно, чтобы приютить бездомного из перехода.
- 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:08,830 Поэтому если время от времени вы можете почувствовать, что чувствуют другие,
- 00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:11,790 если их точка зрения начинает казаться вам важной,
- 00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:14,790 возможно, это не потому что вы хороший человек.
- 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,170 Возможно, вы просто больны.
- 00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:24,050 Что ж, на сегодня всё.
- 00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:25,890 Я безумный рассказчик.
- 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:30,680 Если вы не видите меня в серии, это значит, что я в вашем доме.
- 00:00:01,571 --> 00:00:03,775 We found them just outside the city walls,
- 00:00:03,775 --> 00:00:05,177 looking for a way in.
- 00:00:05,177 --> 00:00:06,747 Hippo's checking them out because they
- 00:00:06,747 --> 00:00:08,016 were acting kind of screwy.
- 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:09,385 [scoffs] Raiders.
- 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:11,222 Why not make something of your own for once,
- 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,226 instead of raiding your whole life?
- 00:00:13,226 --> 00:00:15,130 You know what, I'm gonna tell them that.
- 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:16,934 Watch their faces as their entire
- 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,671 life philosophy crumbles.
- 00:00:18,671 --> 00:00:22,111 Yeah, raiders are usually pretty philosophical guys.
- 00:00:22,111 --> 00:00:23,947 But these aren't raiders.
- 00:00:23,947 --> 00:00:26,219 These are spies from New Scepsia.
- 00:00:26,219 --> 00:00:28,189 Spies? Why didn't you say so?
- 00:00:28,189 --> 00:00:30,360 That would mean someone wants to see what we're doing.
- 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:31,597 Such a compliment. - Uh--
- 00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:33,300 Do you think they have good things to say?
- 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,302 Did they mention me in particular?
- 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:36,507 No, don't tell me. I want to go in fresh.
- 00:00:36,507 --> 00:00:38,911 What do you wear to meet captured spies?
- 00:00:38,911 --> 00:00:40,982 - It doesn't matter. - I'm so nervous.
- 00:00:40,982 --> 00:00:43,554 Spies come to spy on my city.
- 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:46,593 I cannot wait to meet these guys.
- 00:00:46,593 --> 00:00:49,533 What a weenie.
- 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:52,606 <i>[dramatic lyre music]</i>
- 00:00:52,606 --> 00:00:59,619 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:01:14,448 --> 00:01:17,421 And that's why democracy is so important.
- 00:01:17,421 --> 00:01:19,660 Here on Krapopolis, instead of being ruled by a king,
- 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:23,400 the people themselves rule through a king.
- 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,740 Wow, You just so clearly have a passion for this stuff.
- 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:27,909 Right?
- 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:29,212 You can feel it. - Keep talking.
- 00:01:29,212 --> 00:01:30,582 You know, you might not believe this,
- 00:01:30,582 --> 00:01:32,284 but not everyone is as interested as you are
- 00:01:32,284 --> 00:01:33,521 in what I have to say.
- 00:01:33,521 --> 00:01:35,057 That's because these people are sick.
- 00:01:35,057 --> 00:01:36,192 What?
- 00:01:36,192 --> 00:01:37,929 No, it's not. Sick how?
- 00:01:38,029 --> 00:01:39,365 Still figuring that out.
- 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:41,402 But whatever it is forces them to pay attention
- 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,306 to other people's feelings.
- 00:01:43,306 --> 00:01:46,213 They're incapable of tuning out a point of view.
- 00:01:46,213 --> 00:01:47,582 No, that's ridiculous.
- 00:01:47,582 --> 00:01:49,151 I'm sorry about my brother. He's just--
- 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:50,555 - No, he's right. - What?
- 00:01:50,555 --> 00:01:53,059 - You're both right. - You're both doing great.
- 00:01:53,059 --> 00:01:54,228 There you go.
- 00:01:54,228 --> 00:01:55,565 They'll see anybody's side of anything
- 00:01:55,565 --> 00:01:57,870 because there's something wrong with them.
- 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:59,105 It's worse than that.
- 00:01:59,105 --> 00:02:01,175 It's called empathy.
- 00:02:01,175 --> 00:02:02,478 I came as soon as I heard.
- 00:02:02,478 --> 00:02:04,481 We have to kill everyone who has it.
- 00:02:04,481 --> 00:02:06,319 Well, that seems a little extreme.
- 00:02:06,319 --> 00:02:08,356 It's a biological weapon, Tyrannis,
- 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:10,360 created by the Titan Empathis.
- 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,366 It compels you to understand others,
- 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,072 and it almost wiped out the Olympians during the war.
- 00:02:16,072 --> 00:02:17,576 That must have been so hard.
- 00:02:17,576 --> 00:02:19,947 If it's been passed down to human offspring,
- 00:02:19,947 --> 00:02:21,316 that means it's contagious.
- 00:02:21,316 --> 00:02:23,120 Don't touch their tears.
- 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,457 OK, even if this were a disease, which,
- 00:02:25,457 --> 00:02:28,096 to be honest, I'm skeptical, it sounds like one
- 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:29,633 we could all stand to get.
- 00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:32,104 I mean, taking other people's perspectives into account?
- 00:02:32,104 --> 00:02:33,974 No, I agree with Mom.
- 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:35,010 It sounds bad.
- 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:37,248 But also sounds like something I should study.
- 00:02:37,248 --> 00:02:38,618 Not in my city.
- 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:41,657 I understand why you have to do this!
- 00:02:41,657 --> 00:02:42,358 Hey!
- 00:02:42,358 --> 00:02:43,661 What is wrong with you?
- 00:02:43,661 --> 00:02:45,363 Take it up with someone who cares.
- 00:02:45,363 --> 00:02:47,401 Or don't. They could be contagious.
- 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,338 I'm going to my temple and sealing myself in
- 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:51,610 until we're sure it's contained.
- 00:02:51,610 --> 00:02:52,311 My mom.
- 00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:53,881 [coughs] Oh, my God.
- 00:02:53,881 --> 00:02:55,217 I can taste them burning.
- 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,254 ♪ Oh, the sunlight's like beer ♪
- 00:02:57,254 --> 00:02:59,358 ♪ When you're drunk through the year ♪
- 00:02:59,358 --> 00:03:01,730 ♪ And should anyone sneer ♪
- 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:03,768 ♪ I'll say ♪
- 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:04,970 [armor clanking]
- 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:07,107 Oh, that's not good.
- 00:03:07,107 --> 00:03:08,243 Spartans?
- 00:03:08,243 --> 00:03:10,246 Yes, about a day out, I'd say.
- 00:03:10,246 --> 00:03:12,685 Quite ruined my post-gangtug high.
- 00:03:12,685 --> 00:03:15,224 Well, Stupe ought to be able to handle them, though.
- 00:03:15,224 --> 00:03:17,395 Right? - These guys are 7 feet tall.
- 00:03:17,495 --> 00:03:19,131 Their veins are made of carbon.
- 00:03:19,131 --> 00:03:21,235 They're totally devoted to murder--
- 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:22,772 to a heroic extent, really.
- 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:25,411 I mean, if you look at it from their perspective--
- 00:03:25,411 --> 00:03:27,114 Whoa, whoa, hold on.
- 00:03:27,114 --> 00:03:29,686 Look at it from their perspective?
- 00:03:29,686 --> 00:03:30,420 Oh, man.
- 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,124 I see what you're getting at.
- 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:33,459 When you arrested those spies,
- 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:35,230 did you get any of their tears on you?
- 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:37,034 Oh. Oh, I have it!
- 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,370 I have empathy.
- 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:39,839 And I get what a big problem that is.
- 00:03:39,839 --> 00:03:41,844 I'm trying to picture fighting a war right now,
- 00:03:41,844 --> 00:03:45,116 and I can't stop thinking about those imaginary soldiers,
- 00:03:45,116 --> 00:03:46,987 their imaginary families,
- 00:03:46,987 --> 00:03:50,360 and their imaginary dreams.
- 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,799 If I've got empathy when the Spartans get here,
- 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,805 they're gonna literally eat us for lunch.
- 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:57,809 All right, just stay away, Stupendous.
- 00:03:57,809 --> 00:04:00,581 Try to keep the tears inside your eye hole.
- 00:04:00,581 --> 00:04:03,219 Dad, can you seal her away somewhere or something
- 00:04:03,219 --> 00:04:04,589 until we figure out what to do?
- 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:05,658 I understand.
- 00:04:05,658 --> 00:04:07,328 I understand why you have to do this.
- 00:04:07,328 --> 00:04:09,666 And I respect it. I respect you.
- 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,469 Fantastic. Very glad to hear it.
- 00:04:11,469 --> 00:04:13,340 But please respect me from over there.
- 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,509 I've got to talk to Mom.
- 00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:16,580 Mom, Mother, let me in, please.
- 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:19,318 Not until you prove to me that you don't have it.
- 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:21,256 Well, that's gonna be hard, actually,
- 00:04:21,256 --> 00:04:22,892 because I'm naturally pretty thoughtful
- 00:04:22,892 --> 00:04:25,464 and take other people into consideration by default.
- 00:04:25,464 --> 00:04:26,967 But I guess I could try--
- 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:27,869 No, that does it.
- 00:04:28,003 --> 00:04:30,206 No one with empathy could be so egotistical.
- 00:04:30,206 --> 00:04:31,577 Well, I'm glad you let me in.
- 00:04:31,677 --> 00:04:33,547 But the reason infuriates me.
- 00:04:33,547 --> 00:04:35,184 Stupendous has contracted empathy.
- 00:04:35,184 --> 00:04:36,352 She has?
- 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:37,823 Oh, well, then she's going to die.
- 00:04:37,823 --> 00:04:38,624 Come on.
- 00:04:38,624 --> 00:04:40,160 How can somebody die from empathy?
- 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,632 The disease progresses, Tyrannis.
- 00:04:42,632 --> 00:04:45,505 You don't just stop with seeing eye to eye with your neighbor.
- 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:48,276 It ends with you feeling so bad for your salad
- 00:04:48,377 --> 00:04:50,380 that you end up dying of exhaustion,
- 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,018 trying to find a river you won't pollute
- 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:53,554 by drowning yourself.
- 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,323 The Olympians that contracted it
- 00:04:55,323 --> 00:04:57,494 turned into things like the north wind
- 00:04:57,494 --> 00:05:00,668 and comfortable silence between old friends.
- 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,873 Humans won't be able to pull off that transition.
- 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:05,377 They'll just hang themselves or starve!
- 00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:06,780 Is there a cure?
- 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,884 Yes, a mushroom said to grow in the feces
- 00:05:08,984 --> 00:05:10,287 of Empathis herself.
- 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:12,491 Oh, but she's long gone, died in the war.
- 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:15,130 And all we are left with is this awful disease.
- 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:16,465 Titans had feces?
- 00:05:16,465 --> 00:05:17,802 That's the part you focus on?
- 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:19,572 I just hadn't even thought about it.
- 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:21,677 None of the stories about Titans had any reference to that.
- 00:05:21,677 --> 00:05:23,380 Do you want me to include feces
- 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:24,683 in every story I tell you?
- 00:05:24,683 --> 00:05:26,385 I'd rather assumed it was an easy cut.
- 00:05:26,385 --> 00:05:28,023 All right, fine. The mushrooms?
- 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:29,458 The mushrooms, yes.
- 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,563 I don't know how likely it is we'll find them.
- 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:33,533 But I don't want to incinerate my daughter.
- 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,638 And I don't want to stay in this death trap of a city.
- 00:05:35,638 --> 00:05:37,575 So where did the spies come from?
- 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:39,078 New Scepsia, I think.
- 00:05:39,078 --> 00:05:40,380 Then we go to New Scepsia.
- 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,783 If nothing else, it's a lead.
- 00:05:41,783 --> 00:05:43,954 All right. Let's save the city.
- 00:05:43,954 --> 00:05:46,326 OK, you have to ask before you do that.
- 00:05:46,326 --> 00:05:47,528 Bird!
- 00:05:47,528 --> 00:05:49,833 Ugh, I have to be more specific.
- 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:50,602 Eagle!
- 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:53,072 [groans] Giant eagle!
- 00:05:53,072 --> 00:05:54,542 Eagle that is big enough!
- 00:05:54,542 --> 00:05:57,414 Stupid-- [screeches]
- 00:05:57,414 --> 00:06:00,286 Time to put an end to empathy.
- 00:06:00,286 --> 00:06:02,357 Oof, don't love the sound of that.
- 00:06:02,357 --> 00:06:04,896 How about, let's go find some poo mushrooms!
- 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:05,598 No? OK.
- 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,933 Well, we'll work on it.
- 00:06:09,506 --> 00:06:10,474 So we find this cure.
- 00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:11,777 We get Stupendous back in shape.
- 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,114 And we have a fighting chance against these Spartans.
- 00:06:14,314 --> 00:06:16,151 Spartans are the least of your troubles.
- 00:06:16,151 --> 00:06:18,122 Yes, yes, I know you say empathy
- 00:06:18,122 --> 00:06:19,492 is so incredibly dangerous.
- 00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:22,565 But I still can't see how it could possibly be--
- 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:24,435 is this New Scepsia?
- 00:06:24,435 --> 00:06:25,871 I believe it was.
- 00:06:25,871 --> 00:06:26,540 You were saying?
- 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:27,876 I don't understand.
- 00:06:27,876 --> 00:06:29,680 How can empathy be so destructive?
- 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,350 Perhaps I've been confusing it with compassion,
- 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,355 the organically occurring version
- 00:06:34,355 --> 00:06:36,292 in human beings like myself.
- 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:37,361 Except compassion isn't real.
- 00:06:37,495 --> 00:06:40,467 It's a performance, something that lazy humans made up
- 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,071 so they could get out of the hard work
- 00:06:42,071 --> 00:06:43,373 of killing each other.
- 00:06:43,373 --> 00:06:44,676 You would think that, wouldn't you?
- 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:46,012 Incapable as you are of understanding
- 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:48,651 the natural human urge to love one's neighbor.
- 00:06:48,651 --> 00:06:50,420 - [screaming] - Ah, ah!
- 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:53,594 Get her off me. Mom, help!
- 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:55,330 - He's so smart. - Clearly.
- 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:56,700 You're so smart.
- 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,869 Look, no offense, you guys,
- 00:06:57,869 --> 00:06:59,873 that just doesn't mean that much to me,
- 00:06:59,873 --> 00:07:02,512 given that you both have a mind disease.
- 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:04,550 - I get it. - Yeah, of course you do.
- 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,385 That's the problem.
- 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,856 Spot of bad news, I'm afraid,
- 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:10,393 the Spartans will be here by lunch.
- 00:07:10,393 --> 00:07:11,730 So I'd eat early.
- 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:13,433 What? You said a day!
- 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,203 Apparently, they've trained themselves
- 00:07:15,203 --> 00:07:16,472 to march while sleeping.
- 00:07:16,472 --> 00:07:18,610 Damn it. And Stupe's compromised.
- 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:20,748 Well, at least we've got empathy contained.
- 00:07:20,748 --> 00:07:22,952 Bad news on that front as well.
- 00:07:22,952 --> 00:07:26,359 It's getting awfully nice out there.
- 00:07:26,359 --> 00:07:28,396 Mommy, can we get bread today?
- 00:07:28,396 --> 00:07:30,400 I'm sorry. We can't afford it.
- 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:31,536 - Ah, on the house. - [gasps]
- 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:33,073 Oh, God. Oh, no.
- 00:07:33,073 --> 00:07:36,112 You're definitely not a stone cold killer again now
- 00:07:36,112 --> 00:07:37,281 by any chance, right?
- 00:07:37,381 --> 00:07:38,551 Just got to triple check.
- 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:40,153 I understand why you would want me to be.
- 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:41,623 [screams]
- 00:07:41,623 --> 00:07:43,694 It's too bad the Spartans don't have empathy.
- 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:45,765 That would simplify things.
- 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,467 - Say that again. - From the beginning?
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,938 All right.
- 00:07:48,938 --> 00:07:51,408 We heard you were starting one of those newfangled cities.
- 00:07:51,408 --> 00:07:53,046 I said this to Ty.
- 00:07:53,046 --> 00:07:54,182 Huh?
- 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,083 No, just the last part.
- 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,256 What if this unstoppable disease were the cure
- 00:07:58,256 --> 00:07:59,626 to the unstoppable Spartans?
- 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:02,130 Dad, hand me a bucket for collecting tears.
- 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:05,437 Have I ever told either of you guys how hard it was
- 00:08:05,437 --> 00:08:08,109 to grow up with this guy for a father?
- 00:08:08,109 --> 00:08:10,581 [fake sobbing]
- 00:08:10,581 --> 00:08:12,484 What are we in the mood for, boys?
- 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:14,488 The usual wanton destruction?
- 00:08:14,488 --> 00:08:16,894 Or do we feel like we want to get ugly?
- 00:08:16,894 --> 00:08:20,000 [all chanting] Ugly, ugly, ugly!
- 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,605 [laughs] That's what I'm talking about.
- 00:08:22,605 --> 00:08:26,647 [clicks, mist hissing]
- 00:08:26,647 --> 00:08:30,287 Welcome, Spartans, to Krapopolis.
- 00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:31,690 It--
- 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:34,061 it seems like a great city.
- 00:08:34,061 --> 00:08:36,767 Well, thank you. Do you really mean that?
- 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,004 Yeah, I mean, to be honest, we came here to rape
- 00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:41,577 and enslave everyone that we didn't just brutally murder,
- 00:08:41,577 --> 00:08:43,681 but you guys would hate that, wouldn't you?
- 00:08:43,681 --> 00:08:45,283 Oh, yeah. Definitely.
- 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:46,452 Doesn't appeal, I'm afraid.
- 00:08:46,452 --> 00:08:47,989 And that makes perfect sense.
- 00:08:47,989 --> 00:08:50,493 You certainly didn't do anything to deserve it.
- 00:08:50,595 --> 00:08:51,930 We've been here for, like, 10 seconds,
- 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:54,636 and everybody just seems to be really nice people.
- 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:56,172 - It's so nice. - Yeah, I can't believe it.
- 00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:56,907 It's really nice here.
- 00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:58,611 Well, make yourselves at home.
- 00:08:58,611 --> 00:09:00,346 - Thank you. - Sir.
- 00:09:00,346 --> 00:09:01,517 Permission to speak, sir.
- 00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:02,886 Go ahead.
- 00:09:02,886 --> 00:09:05,123 I understand why you had to take me from my parents
- 00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:07,795 at age seven and raise me in a brutal Spartan gulag,
- 00:09:07,795 --> 00:09:10,634 deprive me of food, and ritually flog me every day.
- 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,073 It's a tough world out there.
- 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:14,341 Thank you.
- 00:09:14,341 --> 00:09:15,444 - Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!
- 00:09:15,444 --> 00:09:17,147 Well, what do you know?
- 00:09:17,147 --> 00:09:18,282 It worked.
- 00:09:18,282 --> 00:09:19,585 Crisis averted.
- 00:09:19,585 --> 00:09:22,091 [grunts] Oh.
- 00:09:22,091 --> 00:09:23,492 Mmm.
- 00:09:23,492 --> 00:09:24,929 Forget the crisis.
- 00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:27,034 I think we may have just turned these highly trained
- 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,741 killing machines into highly trained helping machines.
- 00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,912 This might even be fun.
- 00:09:32,912 --> 00:09:35,617 OK, that woman clearly didn't have empathy.
- 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,690 But yours, on the other hand, inspiring,
- 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:40,795 the way you begged me to kill her.
- 00:09:40,795 --> 00:09:42,531 I didn't beg you to--
- 00:09:42,531 --> 00:09:44,736 I mean, I did, but I was panicking.
- 00:09:44,736 --> 00:09:46,005 She was trying to kill me.
- 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:47,775 You obviously don't have to care about someone
- 00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:49,546 who's trying to kill you. - I see.
- 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:50,914 So help me understand the rules.
- 00:09:50,914 --> 00:09:53,119 You don't have to care if they're killing you.
- 00:09:53,119 --> 00:09:54,989 What if they're stealing your food?
- 00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:57,628 Well, you wouldn't have to care as much, I suppose.
- 00:09:57,628 --> 00:09:58,797 What if they're tall?
- 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,099 Screw tall people.
- 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,603 They've already had everything handed to them.
- 00:10:01,603 --> 00:10:02,872 Anyway, it doesn't change the fact
- 00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:04,809 that we humans really do prioritize
- 00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:06,580 each other's happiness above our own.
- 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:09,251 And that's one power we have that you lack.
- 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:10,386 Oh, thank goodness.
- 00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:12,391 I am parched.
- 00:10:12,391 --> 00:10:13,727 Don't drink that water!
- 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:16,567 Look, that fish is trying to feed itself
- 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:17,936 to that starving bear.
- 00:10:17,936 --> 00:10:20,808 And the bear feels bad for not eating it.
- 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,578 There's empathy in the water?
- 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,048 A river of tears.
- 00:10:24,048 --> 00:10:25,785 But who could be crying that much?
- 00:10:25,785 --> 00:10:27,988 Unless-- oh, no, Empathis.
- 00:10:27,988 --> 00:10:29,659 That's the Titan who tried to kill
- 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:30,928 you all with empathy during the war
- 00:10:30,928 --> 00:10:32,599 but you killed her instead?
- 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,001 Or thought we had.
- 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,740 This isn't a mushroom-picking mission, Tyrannis.
- 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,877 It's a Titan-killing one.
- 00:10:38,877 --> 00:10:40,581 You guys are so strong.
- 00:10:40,581 --> 00:10:41,684 Look at me.
- 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,352 I can barely get around.
- 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,789 No. What?
- 00:10:44,789 --> 00:10:46,359 All we're good at is killing people,
- 00:10:46,359 --> 00:10:49,131 tearing out their esophaguses, you know, that kind of thing.
- 00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,669 You've made so much out of nothing.
- 00:10:51,669 --> 00:10:52,872 Come on.
- 00:10:52,872 --> 00:10:54,876 I can't even pick up crates at the dock
- 00:10:54,876 --> 00:10:56,179 I need brought to my lab.
- 00:10:56,179 --> 00:10:58,349 Well, we could do that. Which crates?
- 00:10:58,349 --> 00:10:59,819 Really?
- 00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:01,823 Well, pretty much, if you see a crate at the dock,
- 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,794 you can bring it up to my lab.
- 00:11:03,794 --> 00:11:06,265 Excited to help. Spartans, assist!
- 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:11,141 I'm not exactly preoccupied with the feelings of others.
- 00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:14,849 But I wonder whether you might be taking it a smidge too far.
- 00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:17,121 You sure you aren't infected, Dad?
- 00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:18,389 [laughs]
- 00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:19,358 - [laughs drily] - Whew.
- 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,763 All right, I'm gonna go exploit them some more.
- 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:25,137 It's fun that there's a risk of consequences.
- 00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:26,506 Yes.
- 00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:28,309 You guys have been so gracious.
- 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:30,948 It's made me rethink my whole life as a Spartan.
- 00:11:30,948 --> 00:11:33,352 Everywhere we go, we have such a negative impact
- 00:11:33,352 --> 00:11:34,355 on other people.
- 00:11:34,355 --> 00:11:35,791 Are you kidding me?
- 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,427 You guys are so cool!
- 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:38,931 - Really? - Yes.
- 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,333 Can I tell you honestly?
- 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,839 The whole truth is that we're playing you guys.
- 00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:44,809 Oh, in what sense?
- 00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:47,213 Well, we've given you empathy.
- 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:48,182 Empathy?
- 00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:50,386 Yep, wait, why did I just tell you that?
- 00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:51,221 Do I have it?
- 00:11:51,355 --> 00:11:53,527 Was that not seawater on those crates?
- 00:11:53,527 --> 00:11:55,263 Oh, man. I'm totally compromised.
- 00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:56,666 You could do whatever you want to me.
- 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:58,002 Damn it.
- 00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,471 I wouldn't have told you that unless I had it.
- 00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:00,775 I totally have it.
- 00:12:00,775 --> 00:12:02,477 Anyway, yeah, we screwed you guys.
- 00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:04,048 Why do I keep doing this?
- 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:06,686 Well, thank you so much for being honest.
- 00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:08,456 - You're not mad? - Mad?
- 00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:09,893 [chuckles] No.
- 00:12:09,893 --> 00:12:11,663 I mean, I hope you understand I do have
- 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:12,898 to tell the other Spartans.
- 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,636 Of course I understand.
- 00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:16,038 I'm infected.
- 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:17,942 I can't ask you to lie to people.
- 00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:19,880 But what would you say are the odds that you guys are
- 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,148 gonna, you know, murder me?
- 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:22,885 Like, if you had to guesstimate.
- 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,889 Oh, um, I want to say zero,
- 00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:26,927 but I don't want to lie to you.
- 00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:29,031 - It's higher than that. - Oh, yeah, way higher.
- 00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:31,202 All the way, really. I'm sorry.
- 00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:33,840 - And, like, now or-- - Yeah.
- 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,646 You understand. - I do, unfortunately.
- 00:12:36,646 --> 00:12:38,950 Quick and painless? - Mmm.
- 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:41,221 All right, do what you got to do.
- 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:42,558 Ah!
- 00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:43,727 You saved me.
- 00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:45,631 I love you, Dad.
- 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,568 Quite meaningless, as always.
- 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:50,908 <i>[exciting music]</i>
- 00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,979 Now, a Titan you said, yes?
- 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,782 - Shaped like a dragon. - A dragon?
- 00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:56,352 How is that worse, Tyrannis?
- 00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:58,957 A dragon isn't more dangerous than a Titan.
- 00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:00,493 Just scarier, I guess.
- 00:13:00,594 --> 00:13:01,730 But you can kill her, right?
- 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:02,898 I mean, if she comes at us.
- 00:13:02,898 --> 00:13:04,401 Comes at us?
- 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:07,642 No twinge of empathy urging you to take the poor dragon's
- 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:09,111 feelings into account?
- 00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:10,981 Fine, enjoy this, Mother. You're right.
- 00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:12,752 I'm no better than you after all.
- 00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,722 [laughs] You don't say.
- 00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:16,860 No better than the Goddess Deliria.
- 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,799 Oh, Tyrannis, you do make me laugh.
- 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,034 I'm saying you win.
- 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,505 You don't have to rub it in my face.
- 00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:24,041 Oh, what have I won?
- 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,211 Is there a prize that comes with your begrudging
- 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:29,217 recognition that you yourself do not possess the holy virtue
- 00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:32,056 you for some reason thought made you better
- 00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:33,660 than the Goddess Deliri--
- 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,363 ah!
- 00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:36,833 [growling]
- 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,904 - Ah! - Mom!
- 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:42,545 Oh, this is the biggest mistake--
- 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:44,515 of our lives.
- 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,884 What are we doing?
- 00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:47,655 Oh, you were right, Tyrannis.
- 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:48,923 I see it now.
- 00:13:48,923 --> 00:13:50,961 I was living in darkness to exclude
- 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,532 the viewpoints of others.
- 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,467 Oh, just look at her.
- 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,671 How could I not see?
- 00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:57,440 She's just defending herself.
- 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,816 We took over their world, and now we're invading her home.
- 00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:04,622 Oh, you poor thing.
- 00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:08,530 Oh, no.
- 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,801 [roars]
- 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,772 Tyrannis, watch your step.
- 00:14:12,872 --> 00:14:14,107 Careful on the ice.
- 00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:16,211 Oh, what am I saying? Is this empathy?
- 00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:19,786 Do I have it? Oh, I don't like this one bit.
- 00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:21,789 [cackling]
- 00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:23,793 Yes, dear, yes.
- 00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,897 Let it all out.
- 00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:31,643 [growling]
- 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:32,778 Tyrannis?
- 00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:34,548 There's no need to hide, Tyrannis.
- 00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:38,355 All Empathis wants is to share her gift, with perhaps just
- 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,863 a pinch of entirely understandable revenge.
- 00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:43,432 Mother, she's your ancient enemy
- 00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:46,038 from a war that nearly wiped out the Olympians, you said.
- 00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:47,975 I may have exaggerated.
- 00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:50,179 If we're being honest, it was less a war
- 00:14:50,179 --> 00:14:52,083 than it was an extermination.
- 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:54,756 Oh, I'm the only monster in this cave.
- 00:14:54,856 --> 00:14:55,991 [growls]
- 00:14:55,991 --> 00:14:57,460 That is audibly untrue.
- 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,632 Look, I know regret is very new for you.
- 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,205 So listen to someone who's rather an expert in it.
- 00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:06,713 What you need to do is focus on what's going on right now
- 00:15:06,713 --> 00:15:07,915 and how to move forward.
- 00:15:07,915 --> 00:15:09,284 [growls]
- 00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,455 So can you please just go back to helping me find
- 00:15:11,455 --> 00:15:14,094 the cure and very probably slaying this dragon?
- 00:15:14,094 --> 00:15:15,965 Well, I'm not sure she deserves to die
- 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,100 just because we don't like
- 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,104 what she's putting out into the world.
- 00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:20,340 Oh, give me a break, Mom.
- 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,645 Oh, do you want to sit on my lap?
- 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,347 Yeah, like 30 years ago!
- 00:15:26,987 --> 00:15:28,356 So this is awkward.
- 00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,894 We understand why you did what you did.
- 00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:33,098 But we also understand that it involved
- 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,269 you thinking you're better than us.
- 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:38,175 I'd ask you to recognize how wrong that was.
- 00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:41,148 But we also know now that you don't care.
- 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,252 So the only way to make you recognize it
- 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:47,093 is to hurt you a lot, for a while,
- 00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:50,467 before eventually killing you.
- 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,937 Badly!
- 00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:54,341 Badly? OK, we got to stretch this out.
- 00:15:54,341 --> 00:15:56,445 I'll stop taking advantage of them, obviously.
- 00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:58,149 I don't think that's going to make
- 00:15:58,149 --> 00:15:59,952 a difference at this point.
- 00:15:59,952 --> 00:16:01,288 You got any murder back in your heart
- 00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:02,925 or is that a stupid question?
- 00:16:02,925 --> 00:16:04,728 It's not a stupid question.
- 00:16:04,728 --> 00:16:06,766 I think it's a great question.
- 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,935 Agh!
- 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,271 But if I let you out of the cage,
- 00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:11,008 it's not like you'll run off
- 00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:13,179 and join the Spartans or anything.
- 00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:15,383 - Mmm. - You have to think about it?
- 00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,655 I don't want to tell you one thing
- 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:18,422 and then disappoint you
- 00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:20,894 if I wind up doing a different thing.
- 00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:24,234 [growling]
- 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,071 Mom, what are you doing?
- 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:28,275 I'm so sorry, my darling boy.
- 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:31,314 I know you don't want this, but it really is for the best.
- 00:16:33,754 --> 00:16:37,193 No, it really is not because if you do have empathy for me,
- 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,495 if you understand my needs,
- 00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:41,703 then you know what I need right now is for you to be
- 00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:42,672 your old, violent self,
- 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:45,877 the mom I should have accepted in the first place.
- 00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:48,082 Say every word of that again.
- 00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,286 I'm saying, here you are, the mother
- 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,892 I thought I'd always wanted, but here I am
- 00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:54,696 needing you to be something else.
- 00:16:54,696 --> 00:16:57,500 And the truly selfless thing for you to do right now
- 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,874 is to behave selfishly by wanting your son
- 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:03,112 and not a monster to survive this!
- 00:17:03,112 --> 00:17:05,216 That isn't even close to what you said before,
- 00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,953 but I accept your framing.
- 00:17:06,953 --> 00:17:08,590 [zap]
- 00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,728 [roars]
- 00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,999 [zap]
- 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:16,271 [growling]
- 00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:20,915 [roaring]
- 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:24,287 [gasping]
- 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:32,237 That is an act of moral bravery,
- 00:17:32,237 --> 00:17:36,145 to do something so evidently heartless and cowardly
- 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:38,249 in the interest of the greater good,
- 00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:41,054 to kill another living being, particularly one
- 00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:43,058 who can't defend herself.
- 00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:44,193 OK, that's not helping, Mom.
- 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,031 And we do not have time for it.
- 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,166 [gasping]
- 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,105 Oh, you really are a good son.
- 00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:51,175 I mean, we do have a minute.
- 00:17:51,175 --> 00:17:53,345 And, look, the cure.
- 00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:55,016 OK, I'll take my praise later.
- 00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:58,790 We can save your sister and the city.
- 00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:59,993 And you.
- 00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:01,461 I don't want any.
- 00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:05,837 I want this, you and me, my son.
- 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,077 Question.
- 00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:11,215 If we just fly away on my dad's back,
- 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,316 what happens then?
- 00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:14,421 We murder everyone in the city.
- 00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:16,626 All right, guys, that's not gonna work.
- 00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:20,133 So as we are coming out of our own volition,
- 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,905 you have agreed-- promised, in fact--
- 00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:24,240 not to hurt us.
- 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,911 I don't want to contradict you,
- 00:18:25,911 --> 00:18:27,180 but we did not say any of that.
- 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,050 Wow, kind of inconsiderate.
- 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,419 Well, if it makes it any better,
- 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,223 none of us feel great about the situation.
- 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,260 - Yeah, it's true! - Not the best situation!
- 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,632 Does not make it better, nope.
- 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:37,969 Spartans--
- 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:38,971 Mom!
- 00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:40,139 Eat this.
- 00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,812 If it'll make you happy.
- 00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:43,880 Mm.
- 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,283 Hey, the fog is clearing.
- 00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:47,487 I see people as valueless objects again.
- 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:51,095 You ready to beat up some empathy-hobbled Spartans?
- 00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:53,265 You bet your fishy ass I am.
- 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,369 If you take another step forward,
- 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:58,041 you're gonna be a phalanx full of dead guys!
- 00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:00,748 We totally see where you're coming from.
- 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,617 [grunts]
- 00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:08,563 On the other hand, there's more of us than you.
- 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:11,135 And we don't have to murder nice anymore.
- 00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:12,470 My mother is a goddess.
- 00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:13,740 And she is currently infected with empathy.
- 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,345 And I don't want to cure her because she is nice to me now
- 00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,015 for the first time ever.
- 00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:19,919 But I'm warning you, I will.
- 00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,622 Just please don't make me.
- 00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:22,958 Attack!
- 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,429 Damn it. Bye, nice Mom.
- 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,072 Time for gratuitous violence.
- 00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:31,743 [screams]
- 00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:34,748 [all screaming]
- 00:19:39,056 --> 00:19:40,259 You did it.
- 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:41,863 Why did you not give me the cure?
- 00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:42,898 What?
- 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,167 Well, you said you didn't want the--
- 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,104 And what kind of an idiot would?
- 00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:47,909 What a dumb move.
- 00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:49,377 You had what you wanted.
- 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:51,414 Are you really that stupid?
- 00:19:51,414 --> 00:19:52,584 Right. There she is.
- 00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:54,688 There she is. You did this.
- 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:55,623 Why?
- 00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,695 You truly are an embarrassment, Tyrannis!
- 00:19:57,695 --> 00:20:00,634 Having briefly understood your pathetic feelings
- 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,542 makes it all the more clear what an ass-face you truly are.
- 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,545 - [sighs] - So what have we learned here?
- 00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:08,349 Don't try to trick a Spartan?
- 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:10,520 Well, but it all worked out, didn't it?
- 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,290 Depends how you define it.
- 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,528 I'll tell you what we learned.
- 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:18,001 Together, as a family, we can overcome anything,
- 00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,370 even empathy.
- 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,406 - Yeah! - Yeah!
- 00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:22,210 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!
- 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,412 - Yeah! - Well done.
- 00:20:23,412 --> 00:20:24,882 - Whoo! - Very good.
- 00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:27,921 [laughter]
- 00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:38,810 <i>So although some remained afflicted with empathy,</i>
- 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:41,849 <i>the effects quickly faded, and the people learned</i>
- 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,452 <i>to manage what was left of it.</i>
- 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,824 <i>But the disease itself stuck around.</i>
- 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:49,497 <i>It was passed down from generation to generation,</i>
- 00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:52,136 <i>sometimes stronger, sometimes weaker,</i>
- 00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:53,807 <i>but never quite going away.</i>
- 00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:57,548 Now you might have just enough to bid at a school charity
- 00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,988 auction but not enough to take in an unhoused person
- 00:21:01,088 --> 00:21:02,256 from the underpass.
- 00:21:02,256 --> 00:21:04,161 [laughs]
- 00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,763 So if every once in a while
- 00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:08,770 you feel that twinge of feeling what other people feel,
- 00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:11,709 experiencing their point of view as somehow important,
- 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,615 it might not be because you're a good person.
- 00:21:14,615 --> 00:21:17,086 It might just be because you're sick.
- 00:21:17,086 --> 00:21:20,459 [laughs]
- 00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:24,000 Well, that's all for tonight.
- 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,804 I'm the crazy narrator man.
- 00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:28,442 Any time you don't see me in an episode,
- 00:21:28,442 --> 00:21:30,647 it means I'm in your house.
- 00:21:30,647 --> 00:21:32,449 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,592 <i>Bento.</i>
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