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Пожалуйста, Деметра
Please Demeter
Сезон: 01Серия: 07
Описание
Во время борьбы с зерновой болезнью Делирия сообщает Тираннису, что земледелием занимается Деметра, но Делирия не обращается к ней за помощью, так как однажды украла серьги Деметры. В итоге он сам молится Деметре и получает свидание с ней. Тем временем Ступендус узнает, что ее друг Прак Неудержимый умер от укуса пчелы. Она просит Гиппокампа помочь ей попасть в греческий подземный мир, чтобы устроить Праку последнюю битву, часть которой заключается в том, чтобы подвергнуть Харона воздействию вод Леты, чтобы они смогли перебраться через нее.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,110 --> 00:00:03,160 Мне сказали, зерно поразила гниль.
- 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,570 Да. Это пшеница.
- 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:06,660 Шикарно. А где гнилое зерно?
- 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:08,700 Пшеница и есть зерно. Это оно.
- 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:12,040 Да. Отвратительно. Уродливый лик...
- 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,330 - Эта хорошая. - Хорошей пшеницы.
- 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,210 Дай мне плохую.
- 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,840 Но эта выглядит... Ты уверен?
- 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,170 Конечно уверен.
- 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:24,300 Почему-то лучше выглядящий лик нашего нового врага, гнили зерна.
- 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:25,970 Мы следим за тобой, красавчик.
- 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:29,720 Мы в нашем городе любим зерно за характер.
- 00:00:29,810 --> 00:00:31,430 Спасибо.
- 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,020 Я пошёл на следующее поле.
- 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,350 Дай знать, чем я могу помочь.
- 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,810 - Я возьму кебаб? - Что-что?
- 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,520 - Кебаб выглядит отлично. - Лучший в городе.
- 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:42,190 Поэтому за ними всегда очень длинная очередь. Он знает.
- 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,900 Вы спросили, чем можете помочь.
- 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:45,200 Да, с гнилью.
- 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,660 Я голодный земледелец.
- 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:50,080 Да, но ты голоден из-за гнили зерна или просто пропустил завтрак?
- 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,290 Второе про меня.
- 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:53,750 Ну, вы спросили.
- 00:00:57,460 --> 00:00:59,170 - Тебе нравится? - Очень вкусно.
- 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,300 Я поделился кебабом, я хороший царь.
- 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:05,090 Но предупреждаю, я лучше целую задницу на полный желудок.
- 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,360 Что?
- 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:34,450 Просто читаю утреннюю смешную вазу.
- 00:01:34,530 --> 00:01:36,780 У этого дурака не было еды,
- 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:39,660 но к нему на ужин зашёл бог, так что он...
- 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,700 сварил своего брата.
- 00:01:41,790 --> 00:01:43,660 Кажется, смешная ваза у меня.
- 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:45,170 У тебя некрологи, дорогой.
- 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:46,420 Беру свой смех назад.
- 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,540 Кто-то сварил человека в реальной жизни?
- 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:49,960 Они и сырые безвкусные.
- 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,590 Можно мне некрологи? Они звучат здорово.
- 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:54,840 Гниль зерна должна зваться гнилью карьеры.
- 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:57,260 Умирающие люди убивают мою репутацию.
- 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,970 Мам, я не хочу просить тебя о помощи.
- 00:01:59,010 --> 00:02:02,140 - Правда? Почему? - Ты не поможешь.
- 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:04,680 Но ты ведь дружишь с богиней пшеницы и зерна?
- 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:08,060 Кстати, народ, это одно и то же.
- 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:10,110 Деметра богиня земледелия.
- 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:11,270 Мы едва ли подруги.
- 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,990 Скорее дряни.
- 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,600 Нет. Шутка запорота.
- 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:19,690 Вражду бессмертных нельзя объяснить, потому что она вне времени.
- 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,700 Она думает, что я одолжила ее серьги.
- 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:25,710 Настолько давно она одолжила их у меня. Они мои.
- 00:02:25,790 --> 00:02:28,210 Смертным нужна пшеница, мама. Мы умрём.
- 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,460 Вы едите не только пшеницу.
- 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,920 Ешьте больше коров.
- 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,380 Коров?
- 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,260 Коровы едят зерно.
- 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,380 На улице растёт оно?
- 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:37,550 Так я правильно поняла?
- 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:42,640 Люди растят еду, а затем скармливают ее другой своей еде?
- 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,930 Неудивительно, что вы вечно голодаете.
- 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:49,600 Колосса, ты ведь дружила с воином твоего роста с однорогим шлемом?
- 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:51,270 Ты говоришь про Прак.
- 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,360 И мы не дружили, мы враждовали.
- 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,030 Тогда это хорошая новость.
- 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:59,280 Что Прак Неостановимая делает в некрологе?
- 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,570 Останавливается?
- 00:03:00,690 --> 00:03:03,700 А, да, это... хорошо.
- 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:06,410 Я никогда не пойму реакцию смертных на смерть,
- 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:09,370 единственное, что не может стать неожиданностью.
- 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,540 Мам, гниль зерна?
- 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,210 Оставь меня в покое.
- 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,460 Твоя сестра скорбит.
- 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,010 - Плак умерла. - Прак.
- 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:16,920 Теперь уже неважно.
- 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,390 Буп.
- 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,270 Ладно, что говорят в таких случаях?
- 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:34,730 Деметра, богиня урожая, я даю тебе этого тяжёлого козла
- 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:37,320 и три оставшихся года со здоровой спиной.
- 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,650 Пойду смотреть, как мой город умирает.
- 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,660 Спасибо заранее за...
- 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:44,030 Пожалуйста.
- 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,290 Ты... ты правда здесь?
- 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,580 Я падкая на мёртвых козлов.
- 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:51,170 О, я брезгливый, так что просто напоил его вином.
- 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:57,050 Извини. Если это считается, обещаю, жизнь козла разрушена.
- 00:03:57,090 --> 00:04:02,090 Никому не говори, но на самом деле боги ничего не делают с жертвами.
- 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:04,550 Я так и думал. Вы хотите, чтобы люди ценили ваше время,
- 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,100 и люди ценят только то, за что платят.
- 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:08,140 Цинично.
- 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:09,430 Проницательно.
- 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,810 В моей семье есть богиня.
- 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,100 Я рос слишком близко к магии.
- 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:14,230 Делирия.
- 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,440 Ты такой же как она.
- 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:16,820 О, хорошо.
- 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,820 У тебя есть кинжал для жертвоприношений,
- 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,570 или мне просто прыгнуть с крыши?
- 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:22,200 Перестань.
- 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,700 - Как она? - Ты знаешь маму.
- 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:25,580 А мама не знает, что я здесь.
- 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,990 Поняла. Почему твой город умирает?
- 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,410 Ты правда не знаешь? Сколько у тебя есть времени?
- 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:32,540 Для тебя? Полно.
- 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:35,540 Мне нравится этот букет из ненависти к себе и уверенности.
- 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:41,050 Тогда я хотел бы уверенно и с ненавистью к себе рассказать тебе о больном зерне.
- 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:42,380 У-у.
- 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:44,720 Броди! Хочешь?
- 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:48,310 Обычно я не пью на работе, но думаю, так козлу будет комфортнее.
- 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,400 У тебя дверь клинит.
- 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,940 Это называется замок.
- 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:57,650 Он не работает. Я хочу попасть к Аиду.
- 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:58,650 Ты на пути туда.
- 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:02,150 Я хочу попасть туда до смерти, а потом вернуться.
- 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,360 Это Сицилия.
- 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:05,990 Ты понимаешь, что Прак умерла от укуса пчелы?
- 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,200 Так быть не может.
- 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,240 Прак умрёт, когда я его убью.
- 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:14,250 Я знаю, что ты меня за это побьёшь, но я задам один вопрос о твоих отношениях с Прак.
- 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:16,330 Какие вопросы у тебя могут быть?
- 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:17,590 Прак мужчина или женщина?
- 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:21,260 Я иногда бываю таким дураком.
- 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,880 Пол ничего не значит для воина.
- 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:25,680 Я должна драться с Прак, а не объяснять их.
- 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,640 И я знаю, что ты можешь помочь. Когда мы были подростками,
- 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,390 ты не затыкался про Аида.
- 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,480 Отчасти поэтому тебе никто не давал.
- 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,560 А почему еще?
- 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,100 Ладно, ладно, ладно.
- 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:38,440 Думаю, я могу отравить тебя.
- 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,940 Это всё, чего я хотела.
- 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,400 Извини, о чём я говорил?
- 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:46,070 Твои люди голодают.
- 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,200 Да, голодают.
- 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,370 Ну, ты поняла суть.
- 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:49,450 Угу, да.
- 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:51,370 Гниль зерна. Я понятия не имела.
- 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,500 - Она пройдёт к утру. - Спасибо.
- 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:55,710 Это был для меня поворотный день, Деметра.
- 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,250 Ты разрушила все мои предрассудки о богах.
- 00:05:58,340 --> 00:05:59,960 О, оставь их.
- 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:01,250 Я - исключение.
- 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,260 Это большое преуменьшение.
- 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:06,300 Позволь мне тебе отплатить.
- 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:08,300 Скажем, угостить обедом.
- 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:10,560 Ты приглашаешь меня на свидание?
- 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,560 Буду рада.
- 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,770 Ага!
- 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:17,440 У меня свидание с богиней.
- 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,770 У меня свидание с богиней.
- 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:21,860 У меня свидание с богиней!
- 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,370 Ты в порядке?
- 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:33,290 Да, у меня свидание с богиней.
- 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:34,500 Здорово.
- 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,580 - Моя жена умерла. - О, мне жаль.
- 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:40,460 Да, я пошёл на прогулку, потому что не могу разбирать ее вещи без слёз.
- 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,750 Так что у нас с тобой очень разные дни.
- 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,210 Но да, спасибо тебе за то, что похвастался твоим.
- 00:06:46,210 --> 00:06:48,890 Ха! И спасибо тебе за твой выпад,
- 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,550 теперь мне не будет неловко из-за того, что...
- 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,100 У меня свидание с богиней.
- 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:59,310 И у богини свидание со мной.
- 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,610 Ты осуждающий мудак.
- 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:03,390 Ты видел пшеницу?
- 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,600 Она здорова.
- 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,640 Более чем здорова.
- 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:07,270 Она лоснится.
- 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,600 Твоих рук дело, любимая?
- 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,020 Ты спасла город нашего сына?
- 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:12,780 Не скажу, что это я, и не скажу, что не я.
- 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,530 Но если я, не благодари.
- 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:16,030 Я заслужила выходной.
- 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:17,910 Мы постараемся тебя подменить.
- 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,740 Ее нельзя не любить.
- 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,660 Нет, можно.
- 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,790 Папа, я виделся с Деметрой.
- 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:25,960 - О? - Она вылечила зерно.
- 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,210 - О! - И я позвал ее на свидание.
- 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:30,380 Что?
- 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,920 Герой! Сын, ты герой.
- 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:34,510 Ты даже не знаешь, что она ответила.
- 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,260 - Кого волнует? - Она согласилась.
- 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:37,550 Меня! Подробности.
- 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,800 - Их нет. - Выдумай.
- 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,600 - Это по-детски. - Это по-моему.
- 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,720 Папе нужны детали. Папе нужны детали.
- 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,470 Мы пообедаем, а там увидим.
- 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,480 Это всё, что есть.
- 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,480 Это всё, что нужно.
- 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,390 Мой сын в клубе.
- 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,730 Неважно, что теперь будет.
- 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,900 Даже если ты умрёшь по дороге к ней.
- 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:55,230 Что возможно, если твоя мать узнает.
- 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:59,200 О, она воспримет это как космическое преступление.
- 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,410 Ты пересёк черту.
- 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:01,570 Но я в клубе!
- 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,740 Такого клуба нет.
- 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:06,290 Твоя мама с ней на ножах, и тебя ждёт... Ой!
- 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:07,370 Ты же гордился!
- 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:08,960 И горжусь. И боюсь.
- 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:14,170 И ради нас обоих я буду отрицать, что у нас был этот разговор.
- 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,920 Удачи.
- 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,050 Кто-то слабее тебя умер бы от этого.
- 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,350 Но если повезёт и будешь слушать меня...
- 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:23,600 Я не боюсь.
- 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,520 Не страх удержит тебя в царстве Аида, а незнание.
- 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:31,520 Та часть нас, которую мы не понимаем, зато понимает Аид, и это...
- 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,190 Очень интересно.
- 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:34,360 Нет!
- 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,360 Этот яд не пьют залпом!
- 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,710 Царство Аида - отстой.
- 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:54,590 - Привет. - Привет.
- 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:57,000 Я предвкушаю обед.
- 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:58,170 Я тоже.
- 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:00,090 Обед.
- 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,350 Это же святотатство?
- 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,680 Да. Оскверни меня.
- 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,230 Как пожелаешь.
- 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,320 Что ты видишь?
- 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,650 Кучу всего.
- 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,070 Яснее не стало.
- 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,200 - Ищи реку. Там есть река? - Да.
- 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,780 Если хотя бы одна капля тебя коснётся,
- 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:28,290 ты забудешь свою жизнь и будешь бродить вдоль берега, как идиотка.
- 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,620 Ты видишь идиотов?
- 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:30,870 Только их и вижу.
- 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,210 - Кто я? - Что за дела с делами?
- 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:33,420 Почему я здесь?
- 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,790 С дороги, идиоты. Что теперь?
- 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,590 Найди перевозчика. Он пропустит тебя, только если ты мертва.
- 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:43,180 Найди кого-нибудь умершего с любой ёмкостью.
- 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,050 Ты мёртв? Хорошо.
- 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,430 Ты мёртв? Иди.
- 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,350 Эй, ты совсем мертва.
- 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:52,600 Ты мертва? Хорошая попытка. Ты явно жива.
- 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,440 Что случилось? Что я делаю?
- 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,440 Говоришь с этим парнем.
- 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,690 - О чём? - О птицах.
- 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:57,860 Что ты хочешь знать о птицах?
- 00:09:57,940 --> 00:10:00,780 - Что это? - Ты меня спрашиваешь?
- 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:04,450 Все смотрите под ноги.
- 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:05,740 - Кроме тебя. - Кто я?
- 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,330 Ты перевозчик.
- 00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:08,580 Неплохо.
- 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,750 - А ты? - Твои родители.
- 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:13,210 Вот почему я такой.
- 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,370 Переправщик.
- 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:16,830 Прак!
- 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,250 Долго же ты.
- 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,510 Здесь нет чести!
- 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,680 Ты позволила пчеле убить тебя?
- 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,760 У меня аллергия!
- 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,890 Ты нашла Прак?
- 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,060 Да, и надираю им зад.
- 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,650 Лучший обед в мире.
- 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:41,280 А в следующий раз поедим.
- 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,570 У меня для тебя подарок.
- 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,860 Красиво. Это пшеница?
- 00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:48,070 Это пшеница, овёс, рис, кукуруза, ячмень,
- 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,450 сорго, рожь и просо. Восемь зерновых культур.
- 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:55,580 Я обещаю никогда не есть этот браслет.
- 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,710 - Мы увидимся завтра? - Я бы хотела.
- 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,880 Когда улетаешь, ты что-то кричишь?
- 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,790 Например что? "Земледелие"?
- 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,170 Неправильных ответов нет.
- 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,170 Как насчёт этого?
- 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,430 Киноа!
- 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:08,430 Киноа.
- 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:10,680 Я влюблён, песня любви.
- 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,520 Я влюблён, песня любви.
- 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,430 Я влюблён.
- 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,020 - Секс. - Шлюха!
- 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,150 Что ты делаешь? О боже.
- 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,610 Как долго ты собирался этим заниматься?
- 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:24,070 - Чем? - Теперь ты осторожничаешь.
- 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:27,410 Она только что прокричала "киноа" с крыши.
- 00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:30,070 Я не сделал ничего плохого, и тебя это не касается.
- 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,290 Меня не?.. Извини, я отлучусь на один божественный смешок.
- 00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:35,450 Ха!
- 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:45,410 Так ты по чистой случайности переспал с богиней, с которой я не разговариваю?
- 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,540 Я со всеми сплю по чистой случайности.
- 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,040 Она богиня земледелия. Наша пшеница болела.
- 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:52,630 Я помолился ей, а дальше всё, ну ты знаешь...
- 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,630 Меня сейчас стошнит!
- 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,590 Мне не нужны подробности.
- 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,640 Я не хочу это слышать.
- 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,050 А я не хочу рассказывать.
- 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:03,100 Поверь мне, за всё мое время с Деметрой о тебе не думал никто, кроме тебя.
- 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,560 Я верю, что ты настолько наивен, но...
- 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,730 - Но? - Мне сказать это вслух?
- 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,860 Она мстит мне за эти серьги.
- 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:13,610 Ты с рождения такая поехавшая?
- 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,030 Каким был миф о твоем сотворении?
- 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,950 Твой папа был рекой, женившейся на вулкане.
- 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:22,830 И ты вылетела и ударилась головой обо все звёзды на небе?
- 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,910 Поэтому у нас есть зима, и ты чокнутая?
- 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,290 Теперь, встретив вменяемую богиню,
- 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,630 я должен знать, какое у тебя оправдание.
- 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,050 - Что это? - Нравится?
- 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:36,920 Он из особой тряпочки, в которую тебе лучше молчать.
- 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:38,330 Это ее подарок?
- 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,450 Ты и это хочешь испортить?
- 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,670 Нет, он милый.
- 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,840 И она милая.
- 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,760 Ты прав. Ты не сделал ничего плохого.
- 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,760 Ты влюблён. И она наверно не помнит, что я украла серьги.
- 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,180 Я ни слова не говорил про любовь.
- 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,100 И постой, ты украла ее серьги?
- 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,560 Забудь, не об этом речь.
- 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,140 И знаю, моя резкая смена тона сбивает с толку,
- 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:56,940 и когда я уйду, ты будешь щуриться не дверь,
- 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,850 думая, что я затеяла. Но я искренне.
- 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,520 Я тебя благословляю. Доброй ночи.
- 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:10,450 Привет. Как у тебя дела?
- 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,700 Не сейчас!
- 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,790 Ты вчера говорила "не сейчас"!
- 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,870 И тогда тоже.
- 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,080 - С кем ты говоришь? - Заткнись и дерись!
- 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,880 Ты говоришь, а не я!
- 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,960 А похоже, ты!
- 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,170 - А похоже, ты! - А похоже, ты!
- 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,130 Хватит. Я верну тебя к жизни.
- 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,970 - Нет! - Тогда поговори со мной!
- 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,970 Объявляю воинскую передышку!
- 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,510 Так поступают только сучки.
- 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,390 Тебе лучше знать.
- 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,440 Если вытащишь меня, я вернусь сюда по-старинке вместе с тобой.
- 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,980 - Ты понял, о чём я? - Да, сестра.
- 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,230 Ты угрожаешь убить себя и меня.
- 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,360 У тебя это звучит как что-то плохое.
- 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:51,070 Я не убью себя. Я убью Прак.
- 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,660 Прак мертва, а ты умираешь.
- 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:54,990 И я знаю, что ты тупая,
- 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,870 но ты не настолько тупая.
- 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,870 Я знаю, что ты знаешь, что это будет продолжаться вечно.
- 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,170 Ты не хочешь признавать, что хочешь этого.
- 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,250 Ты не хочешь, чтобы это было выбором.
- 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,340 Так Аид до тебя и добирается.
- 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,590 Так что скажи "Я это сделаю".
- 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,720 Можешь это сказать?
- 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,140 Извини, о чём ты спрашиваешь?
- 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,670 Ты снова дерёшься?
- 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,600 Да, и если будешь перебивать, я не смогу закончить.
- 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,850 Закончить что?
- 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,690 - Тебя, тупица. - Ты тупица!
- 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,100 Нет, ты!
- 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,110 Деметра!
- 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:27,570 Ох, конечно, простынь слегка помята.
- 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,940 Делирия.
- 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,700 - Что это? - Серьги.
- 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,530 Ты даришь мне серьги?
- 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,990 Я поняла. Ты менее мелочная, чем я.
- 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,790 Я пришла с миром как старая подруга и...
- 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:42,500 мать твоего... возлюбленного.
- 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,340 - Извини. - Я понимаю.
- 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:48,130 Клянусь, я не нарочно это делаю.
- 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:50,170 Рвотный рефлекс настоящий.
- 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,510 И ты знаешь, что я правда люблю его, да?
- 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,340 Я тебе верю. Я видела браслет.
- 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:57,560 А, но ты понимаешь, что не тот же браслет?
- 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,140 Я знаю, что ты не выкапывала скелет прошлого, да.
- 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,940 Ты каждый раз делаешь новый.
- 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,520 Браслет всегда новый.
- 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,650 Каждый чёртов раз.
- 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,030 Началось.
- 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,570 Мы вместе в этом мире навсегда.
- 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:13,240 Иногда мы будем видеть, как мы повторяемся.
- 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,120 Ты можешь повторяться не с моим сыном?
- 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:20,200 Это мерзкое желание. Я сделаю его счастливым.
- 00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,330 Пока он не состарится или заболеет.
- 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,320 Да, они стареют или заболевают.
- 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,420 И я избавляю их от страданий.
- 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,210 Да, ведь тебя беспокоят их страдания.
- 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,880 Так я должна закрыть свое сердце, и бросить его одного...
- 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:33,930 В дикой природе?
- 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:37,220 Я хотела сказать "с тобой", но это то же самое.
- 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:42,020 Честное слово, он такой замечательный, но такой неухоженный.
- 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,640 Что-нибудь еще?
- 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:44,900 Нет.
- 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,100 Если ты правда не помнишь...
- 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,900 Я помню о серьгах.
- 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,440 Я хотела быть выше тебя.
- 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,610 Чёрт.
- 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,728 Добро пожаловать на утёс сирен.
- 00:15:57,811 --> 00:16:01,750 Наслаждайтесь песней сирен на камнях внизу, но не прыгайте через ограждение.
- 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,120 Я принесу воду с лимоном.
- 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,460 Вода с лимоном. И правда клуб бессмертных.
- 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,500 Не знал, что богам нравится такое умиротворение.
- 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,840 Я думаю, они им нравится кое-что другое.
- 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,510 Оу.
- 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,720 Извини, не подумала, что это может тебя задеть.
- 00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,970 Хочешь, пойдём куда-то еще?
- 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,930 - А ты? - Тебе решать. Не меня...
- 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,140 Волнует смерть?
- 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,310 Это наша первая ссора?
- 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:28,650 Ладно, признаю, те люди не вызывают у меня никаких чувств.
- 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,803 Они не мои. Но если бы ты тонул,
- 00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:35,641 я бы остановила океан и помочилась на лицо Посейдону.
- 00:16:35,641 --> 00:16:38,030 Ему бы это понравилось. Потом расскажу.
- 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,830 Разделим пробник краба?
- 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,580 Перепробуем всех крабов.
- 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,870 В чём дело?
- 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,250 Тот парень!
- 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:52,670 Ты не слышишь, как он кричит от сильной боли?
- 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,170 Ну, я много чего слышу.
- 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,920 В том числе и это, но...
- 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,630 Ладно, пошли в другое место.
- 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,680 Что-то не так?
- 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,470 Крики беспокоят моего человека.
- 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,760 Пошли, пошли.
- 00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,930 Извините. Они душераздирающие.
- 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,020 К ним привыкаешь.
- 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,860 - Колосса, пора. - Я почти закончила.
- 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,110 Я не там.
- 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,570 Ты что? Тебе сюда нельзя.
- 00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:21,530 Я не мог смотреть, как сестра умирает, и решил рискнуть.
- 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,580 Да, но ты не хочешь здесь быть.
- 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,080 А я хочу.
- 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,040 Чёрт. Что со мной не так?
- 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,830 С чего начать?
- 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,660 - Пошли. - Быстрее!
- 00:17:36,785 --> 00:17:39,090 Нужно пересечь реку, пока твое тело не умерло.
- 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,789 Ладно, но если не успеем,
- 00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:45,220 пообещай использовать мой труп, чтобы реально напугать Тирана.
- 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,480 Мама. Папа.
- 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,980 Если ты уйдёшь, я победила.
- 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,570 Ладно, ты заслужила. Вперёд!
- 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:55,980 Вечно ты мной недовольна.
- 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,530 Пошла ты!
- 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,780 Прак, нет!
- 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,910 Кто я?
- 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,620 Прак Неостановимая.
- 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,580 Кто ты?
- 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,620 Подруга. Я вернусь.
- 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,330 Ладно. Пока.
- 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,350 - Ты в порядке? - Заткнись.
- 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,020 Я не знаю, что со мной было.
- 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,850 - Горе. - Я не горюю.
- 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:29,940 Именно.
- 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,390 Ладно, зануда смертный.
- 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,860 Спасибо.
- 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,690 Пожалуйста!
- 00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:38,320 Э, не поможешь?
- 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,070 Сестры хуже тебя нет.
- 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:49,320 Тебе они больше идут.
- 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,450 Мы не должны враждовать, мы не можем.
- 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,910 Нам не убить друг друга, так к чему вражда?
- 00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,160 Ладно.
- 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,370 Для меня это очень тяжело,
- 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:02,750 но я сомневаюсь, что Тиран будет полностью счастлив в нашей ситуации.
- 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,290 Ла-адно.
- 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:08,420 Будь это кто-то другой, я могла бы привести его к счастью.
- 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:12,220 Ему невыносимо слышать крики других людей.
- 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,930 Ты об этом знала?
- 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:18,730 И я подумала, а что если я смягчу его слух или заточу его в одном месте?
- 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:21,940 Но я знаю, что это расстроило бы тебя.
- 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,900 И я этого не выдержу.
- 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,940 Ты его возвращаешь?
- 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:29,490 Ну конечно, ты так говоришь, будто он собственность, Делирия.
- 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:34,820 Я люблю его и прошу тебя как подруга, чьё сердце разрывается.
- 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:39,040 Могу я оставить его у тебя, чтобы не беспокоиться о нём?
- 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,870 И я докинула серьги, потому что для тебя всё на свете - сделка.
- 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,080 Ты говорила с ним?
- 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:47,460 О нет, нет, я не могу. Я не могу его расстраивать.
- 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,960 Но дорогая, похоже, что всё-таки придётся.
- 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,050 Но не мне.
- 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,260 Я забочусь.
- 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,720 А ты обижаешь.
- 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,510 Поэтому я люблю тебя, какой бы ядовитой ты ни была.
- 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,270 Ты придумаешь, что сказать.
- 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,480 Если я скажу ему правду,
- 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,440 то есть что ты ужасна, он мне не поверит.
- 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,320 В чём виновата я, потому что я плохая мать.
- 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,030 И это уже не изменить, как и тебя.
- 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:14,490 Так что я просто скажу: спасибо, что вернула моего человека не оглохшим.
- 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,740 Я возьму серьги и увидимся через тысячу лет.
- 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,120 О, ты лучшая.
- 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,370 Рис!
- 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:22,660 Это моя крыша, полоумная ты сука.
- 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,460 Что-то не так. Мы планировали пикник.
- 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,800 Я сделал ей знаменитые вегетарианские рулеты.
- 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,090 Ты что здесь делаешь?
- 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:37,180 Ты нужен своему городу. Ты уже долго здесь сидишь.
- 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,100 - И что? Мне всё равно. - Мне тоже.
- 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,020 Но они достали своим нытьём.
- 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,810 Где твои серьги?
- 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:46,940 О, я вернула их Деметре, а потом...
- 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,400 О боже.
- 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,360 - Что? - Ты не понимаешь?
- 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,690 Это нужно объяснять?
- 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,980 Ты вернула ей серьги. Это всё, чего она хотела.
- 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,570 Это было дурацкой игрой.
- 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,910 Я думал, она не такая. Но вы все одинаковые.
- 00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,160 Ты наверно рада.
- 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,200 Нет, постой. Я не хотела, чтобы ты был несчастен.
- 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,250 Но я буду рада, если ты больше не станешь доверять бессмертным.
- 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,622 Об этом можешь не беспокоиться, поверь.
- 00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:14,590 Мне можно верить, ведь я не дурацкий, вшивый, лицемерный, лживый, фальшивый бог.
- 00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:17,180 А теперь извини, я должен управлять городом.
- 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:21,930 И я засуну цивилизацию вам в то, что у вас вместо дырок в заднице.
- 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:27,940 Ох, я буду скучать по этим серьгам.
- 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,440 Что за дырка в заднице?
- 00:00:00,969 --> 00:00:03,006 I'm told your grain has blight.
- 00:00:03,006 --> 00:00:04,341 Yes. This is the wheat.
- 00:00:04,341 --> 00:00:06,479 Gorgeous. And the blighted grain?
- 00:00:06,479 --> 00:00:08,483 Well, wheat is grain. This is it.
- 00:00:08,483 --> 00:00:11,891 Yes. Disgusting. The ugly face of--
- 00:00:11,891 --> 00:00:13,193 - That's good wheat. - Good wheat.
- 00:00:13,193 --> 00:00:15,063 Give me the bad wheat.
- 00:00:15,063 --> 00:00:17,703 Well, okay, this looks-- are you sure?
- 00:00:17,703 --> 00:00:19,038 Well, of course you are.
- 00:00:19,038 --> 00:00:21,342 The strangely better-looking face
- 00:00:21,342 --> 00:00:24,182 of our new enemy, grain blight.
- 00:00:24,182 --> 00:00:25,718 We're on to you, handsome.
- 00:00:25,718 --> 00:00:29,526 In this city, we like grain for its personality.
- 00:00:29,526 --> 00:00:31,329 Thank you.
- 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:32,933 I'm off to the next farm now.
- 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,235 Let me know how I can help.
- 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,705 - Can I have that kebab? - Say what now?
- 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:38,410 - The kebab. It looks great. - Best in the city.
- 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:40,848 That's why there's always a very long line to get one,
- 00:00:40,848 --> 00:00:42,084 which he knows.
- 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,822 You asked how you could help.
- 00:00:43,822 --> 00:00:45,090 Yeah, with the blight.
- 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:46,527 I'm a hungry farmer.
- 00:00:46,527 --> 00:00:48,831 Okay, but are you grain blight hungry,
- 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:49,967 or did you just skip breakfast?
- 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,202 Because that's me.
- 00:00:51,202 --> 00:00:53,641 Well, you did ask.
- 00:00:57,381 --> 00:00:59,084 Are you enjoying it? - So good.
- 00:00:59,084 --> 00:01:01,223 Shared my kebab. Pretty good king.
- 00:01:01,223 --> 00:01:03,193 Just warning everyone, though, I kiss better ass
- 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,030 with a full stomach.
- 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,118 What?
- 00:01:32,118 --> 00:01:34,254 Just taking in the morning funny vases.
- 00:01:34,254 --> 00:01:36,560 This wacky fellow here has no food,
- 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,431 but a god's dropped by for dinner, so he ends up...
- 00:01:39,431 --> 00:01:41,469 Boiling his own brother.
- 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,206 I think I've got the funny vases.
- 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:44,910 You have the obituaries, darling.
- 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:46,145 Laughter withdrawn.
- 00:01:46,145 --> 00:01:48,283 Someone boiled a human in real life?
- 00:01:48,283 --> 00:01:49,720 They're bland enough raw.
- 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,358 Can I get the obits? They sound kinda awesome.
- 00:01:52,358 --> 00:01:54,596 This grain blight should be called a career blight.
- 00:01:54,596 --> 00:01:57,034 It's killing my reputation with dying people.
- 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,737 Mom, I hate to ask for your help.
- 00:01:58,737 --> 00:02:01,911 - Really? And why is that? - You aren't helpful.
- 00:02:01,911 --> 00:02:03,013 But aren't you buddies
- 00:02:03,013 --> 00:02:04,482 with the goddess of wheats and grains?
- 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:07,823 By the way, everybody, same thing.
- 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,893 Demeter is agriculture.
- 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:11,062 I'd hardly call us buddies.
- 00:02:11,062 --> 00:02:13,768 More like jerks.
- 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:15,337 Mm, no. Botched that.
- 00:02:15,337 --> 00:02:17,408 Immortal rivalries can't be explained,
- 00:02:17,408 --> 00:02:19,445 because they transcend time.
- 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:22,485 I mean, the woman thinks I borrowed her earrings.
- 00:02:22,485 --> 00:02:24,221 That's how long ago she borrowed them from me.
- 00:02:24,221 --> 00:02:25,491 They're mine.
- 00:02:25,491 --> 00:02:27,929 Mortals need wheat, Mom. We're going to die.
- 00:02:27,929 --> 00:02:29,265 You don't only eat wheat.
- 00:02:29,265 --> 00:02:30,735 Have more beef.
- 00:02:30,836 --> 00:02:32,137 Beef?
- 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:34,075 Beef eats wheat.
- 00:02:34,075 --> 00:02:36,145 You can feel it in the street?
- 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,347 So let me get this straight.
- 00:02:37,347 --> 00:02:40,956 Humans grow food, then feed their food
- 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:42,458 to their other food?
- 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:44,629 And you wonder why you're constantly hungry.
- 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:47,167 Stupendous, didn't you have a warrior friend,
- 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,438 about your height, wore a one-horned helmet?
- 00:02:49,438 --> 00:02:51,109 You're describing Prack.
- 00:02:51,209 --> 00:02:53,179 And they're not my friend. They're my enemy.
- 00:02:53,179 --> 00:02:54,850 Oh, well, then this is good news.
- 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:59,091 What is Prack the Unstoppable doing in the obituaries?
- 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,394 Um, stopping?
- 00:03:00,394 --> 00:03:03,534 Oh, right, that's... good.
- 00:03:03,534 --> 00:03:06,239 I'll never understand the mortal reaction to death,
- 00:03:06,239 --> 00:03:09,212 the one event that can't possibly surprise you.
- 00:03:09,212 --> 00:03:10,380 Mom, grain blight?
- 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,050 Will you give me some space?
- 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:13,219 Your sister's in mourning.
- 00:03:13,219 --> 00:03:14,890 Plack died. - Prack.
- 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,827 Hardly matters now.
- 00:03:26,012 --> 00:03:27,247 Boop.
- 00:03:27,247 --> 00:03:30,120 Okay, what do people say for these things?
- 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,257 Demeter, goddess of harvest,
- 00:03:32,257 --> 00:03:34,596 I give you a very heavy goat
- 00:03:34,596 --> 00:03:37,234 and my three remaining years of good back.
- 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:39,540 I've got a city to watch die.
- 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:41,510 Thanks in advance for...
- 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:43,948 - You're welcome. - Ah! Oh.
- 00:03:44,048 --> 00:03:46,052 You're--you're actually here?
- 00:03:46,052 --> 00:03:47,488 I'm a sucker for a dead goat.
- 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,157 Oh, I'm kind of squeamish,
- 00:03:49,157 --> 00:03:51,062 so I just gave it a bowl of wine.
- 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,270 Sorry. If it counts, I promise
- 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,907 that goat's life is ruined.
- 00:03:56,907 --> 00:04:00,246 Don't tell anyone, but the gods don't actually do
- 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:01,917 anything with the sacrifices.
- 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:02,786 I figure.
- 00:04:02,886 --> 00:04:04,455 You just want humans to value your time,
- 00:04:04,455 --> 00:04:06,994 and humans only value what we pay for.
- 00:04:06,994 --> 00:04:08,029 Cynical.
- 00:04:08,029 --> 00:04:09,331 Insightful.
- 00:04:09,331 --> 00:04:10,601 I have a goddess in the family.
- 00:04:10,601 --> 00:04:13,006 Grew up too close to the magic.
- 00:04:13,006 --> 00:04:14,175 Deliria.
- 00:04:14,175 --> 00:04:15,344 You're just like her.
- 00:04:15,344 --> 00:04:16,714 Oh, good.
- 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,684 Do you have a sacrificial dagger handy,
- 00:04:18,684 --> 00:04:20,487 or should I just leap off the roof?
- 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:22,124 Stop.
- 00:04:22,124 --> 00:04:23,627 How is she? - You know Mom.
- 00:04:23,627 --> 00:04:25,497 And Mother doesn't know I'm here.
- 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:27,936 Understood. Why is your city dying?
- 00:04:27,936 --> 00:04:30,307 You really don't know? How much time do you have?
- 00:04:30,307 --> 00:04:32,477 For you? Plenty.
- 00:04:32,477 --> 00:04:35,317 I like this bouquet of self-hatred and confidence.
- 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,953 Then I would like to confidently
- 00:04:36,953 --> 00:04:40,962 and self-hatingly tell you about diseased grain.
- 00:04:40,962 --> 00:04:42,331 Ooh.
- 00:04:42,331 --> 00:04:44,670 Ferment! Would you like one?
- 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:47,207 Normally never on the job, but I think it would make
- 00:04:47,207 --> 00:04:48,276 the goat more comfortable.
- 00:04:53,353 --> 00:04:54,355 Your door's sticking.
- 00:04:54,355 --> 00:04:55,791 It's called a lock.
- 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:57,596 Doesn't work. I want to go to Hades.
- 00:04:57,596 --> 00:04:58,597 You're well on your way.
- 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,968 I want to go before I die
- 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,104 and then come back.
- 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:03,306 That's Sicily.
- 00:05:03,306 --> 00:05:05,945 You realize Prack died from a bee sting?
- 00:05:06,046 --> 00:05:07,148 That can't happen.
- 00:05:07,148 --> 00:05:09,251 Prack dies when I kill them.
- 00:05:09,251 --> 00:05:10,654 I'm too smart to get my ass kicked
- 00:05:10,755 --> 00:05:14,228 by asking a single question about this Prack relationship.
- 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:16,199 What questions could you possibly have?
- 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:17,569 Is Prack a man or a woman?
- 00:05:19,071 --> 00:05:21,242 I am really stupid sometimes.
- 00:05:21,242 --> 00:05:22,879 Gender means nothing to a warrior.
- 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:25,684 My job is to fight Prack, not explain them.
- 00:05:25,684 --> 00:05:28,524 And I know you can help me 'cause when we were teenagers,
- 00:05:28,524 --> 00:05:30,393 you never shut up about Hades.
- 00:05:30,393 --> 00:05:32,431 It's half the reason you couldn't get laid.
- 00:05:32,431 --> 00:05:33,567 What was the other half?
- 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,072 Ahh! Okay, okay, okay.
- 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:38,409 I think I can... poison you?
- 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:39,412 Oof!
- 00:05:39,412 --> 00:05:40,915 All I needed to hear.
- 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:44,388 Sorry. Where was I?
- 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:46,092 Oh, your people are starving.
- 00:05:46,092 --> 00:05:47,194 Yes, starving.
- 00:05:47,194 --> 00:05:48,363 Well, you get the idea.
- 00:05:48,363 --> 00:05:49,464 Mm-hmm, I do.
- 00:05:49,464 --> 00:05:51,369 Blight on the grain. I had no idea.
- 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:53,339 It'll be gone by morning. - Thank you.
- 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:55,711 This was a life-changing day for me, Demeter.
- 00:05:55,711 --> 00:05:58,283 You've ruined every prejudice I had about gods.
- 00:05:58,283 --> 00:05:59,986 Oh, keep them.
- 00:05:59,986 --> 00:06:01,189 I'm exceptional.
- 00:06:01,189 --> 00:06:03,293 That is an understatement.
- 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,332 You should let me repay you for this,
- 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,336 like, with lunch or something.
- 00:06:08,336 --> 00:06:10,574 Are you asking me out?
- 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:12,579 - Uh... - I would love that.
- 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:13,780 Yep!
- 00:06:15,183 --> 00:06:18,824 I have a date with a goddess.
- 00:06:18,824 --> 00:06:21,897 ♪ I have a date with a goddess ♪
- 00:06:21,897 --> 00:06:24,902 Ahh!
- 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,244 Ugh!
- 00:06:29,244 --> 00:06:30,413 Are you all right, man?
- 00:06:30,413 --> 00:06:32,217 Yeah, I'm good.
- 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,352 I have a date with a goddess.
- 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:34,454 Oh, that's nice.
- 00:06:34,454 --> 00:06:36,660 My wife died. - Oh. I'm so sorry.
- 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,096 Yeah, I, uh, went for a walk,
- 00:06:38,096 --> 00:06:40,535 because I can't clean out her closet without crying,
- 00:06:40,535 --> 00:06:42,605 so guess we're having two different days.
- 00:06:42,605 --> 00:06:44,742 But, you know, thanks for being tacky enough
- 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:46,613 to brag about yours. - Aha!
- 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:48,951 And thank you for going on the offensive,
- 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,623 because now I don't have to feel bad that...
- 00:06:51,623 --> 00:06:54,963 ♪ I have a date with a goddess ♪
- 00:06:54,963 --> 00:06:59,405 ♪ And a goddess has a date with me ♪
- 00:06:59,405 --> 00:07:01,676 ♪ You judgmental dick ♪
- 00:07:01,676 --> 00:07:03,279 Have you seen the wheat?
- 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:04,481 It's healthy.
- 00:07:04,481 --> 00:07:05,552 More than healthy.
- 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:07,187 Lustrous.
- 00:07:07,187 --> 00:07:08,489 Was it your work, my love?
- 00:07:08,489 --> 00:07:09,926 Did you save our boy's city?
- 00:07:09,926 --> 00:07:12,699 Not saying I did, not saying I didn't.
- 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,434 But if I did, you're welcome.
- 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,904 So I believe I've earned a day off.
- 00:07:15,904 --> 00:07:17,775 We'll try to cover your shift.
- 00:07:17,775 --> 00:07:19,613 You've got to love her.
- 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,550 No, that's just you.
- 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:23,621 Dad, I went to see Demeter.
- 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:25,858 - Oh? - She fixed the grain.
- 00:07:25,858 --> 00:07:29,132 - Oh! - And I asked her out.
- 00:07:29,132 --> 00:07:30,300 - What? - Shh, shh.
- 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,838 Hero! Son, you're a hero.
- 00:07:32,838 --> 00:07:34,441 You don't even know what she said.
- 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:36,179 - Who cares? - She said yes.
- 00:07:36,179 --> 00:07:37,481 I care! Details.
- 00:07:37,481 --> 00:07:38,717 - There are none. - Make them up.
- 00:07:38,717 --> 00:07:40,521 - That's childish. - I'm childish.
- 00:07:40,521 --> 00:07:42,659 Daddy needy deetie. Daddy needy deetie.
- 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:44,394 We're going to lunch. We'll see how it goes.
- 00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:45,397 That's all I got.
- 00:07:45,397 --> 00:07:46,432 It's all you want.
- 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,303 My son in the club.
- 00:07:48,303 --> 00:07:49,640 Doesn't matter what happens now,
- 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,776 even if you die on your way to meet her,
- 00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:55,149 which you could if your mother finds out.
- 00:07:55,149 --> 00:07:59,124 Ooh, she will perceive this as a cosmic transgression.
- 00:07:59,124 --> 00:08:00,294 You've crossed a line.
- 00:08:00,294 --> 00:08:01,495 But I'm in the club!
- 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:02,665 There's no club for this.
- 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,402 Your Mom's on the outs with her,
- 00:08:04,402 --> 00:08:06,239 and you're gonna--yikes!
- 00:08:06,239 --> 00:08:07,308 You were proud!
- 00:08:07,308 --> 00:08:08,911 I still am. And terrified.
- 00:08:08,911 --> 00:08:11,415 And for both our sakes, I will deny
- 00:08:11,516 --> 00:08:14,121 this conversation ever happened.
- 00:08:14,121 --> 00:08:15,891 Best of luck.
- 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:20,033 Anyone weaker than you would die from this,
- 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,270 but if you're lucky and you listen to me--
- 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:23,541 I'm not afraid.
- 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:25,410 It's not fear that's gonna keep you in Hades.
- 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,446 It's ignorance.
- 00:08:26,446 --> 00:08:28,551 It's the parts of ourselves that we don't get
- 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:31,489 that Hades gets, and it hangs on--
- 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:33,159 Fascinating.
- 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,328 No!
- 00:08:34,328 --> 00:08:36,332 That's a sipping poison.
- 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,586 Whoa.
- 00:08:46,686 --> 00:08:49,692 Hades sucks.
- 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,636 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:56,974 I'm excited for lunch.
- 00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:58,143 Me too.
- 00:08:58,143 --> 00:09:00,080 For lunch.
- 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,261 Is this at all sacrilegious?
- 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:08,664 Yeah. Desecrate me.
- 00:09:08,664 --> 00:09:10,199 At your command.
- 00:09:16,378 --> 00:09:17,347 What do you see?
- 00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:18,684 A bunch of stuff.
- 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,286 That doesn't help me.
- 00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:21,222 <i>Look for a river.</i>
- 00:09:21,222 --> 00:09:22,257 <i>Is there a river?</i> - Yeah.
- 00:09:22,357 --> 00:09:24,829 <i>If a single drop of that river touches you,</i>
- 00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:26,065 <i>you'll forget your whole life</i>
- 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,269 <i>and wander the banks like a schnook.</i>
- 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:29,640 <i>Do you see any schnooks?</i>
- 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,875 There's nothing but.
- 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,244 - Who am I? - What's the deal with deals?
- 00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:33,446 Why am I here?
- 00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:35,818 Move it, schnooks. Now what?
- 00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:37,822 <i>You want to find the ferry, but the guy on the ferry</i>
- 00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:39,626 <i>only lets you pass if you're dead,</i>
- 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,395 <i>so look around for anyone that died</i>
- 00:09:41,395 --> 00:09:43,199 <i>with any type of container.</i>
- 00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:44,569 Ohh!
- 00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,105 You dead? Okay.
- 00:09:46,105 --> 00:09:47,474 You dead? Go.
- 00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,378 Hey! You real dead.
- 00:09:49,378 --> 00:09:51,248 You dead? Okay, nice try.
- 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:52,552 Clearly alive.
- 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,488 What happened? What am I doing?
- 00:09:54,488 --> 00:09:55,490 You were talking to that guy.
- 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,660 - About what? - Birds.
- 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,929 What do you want to know about birds?
- 00:09:57,929 --> 00:10:00,834 - What are they? - Why are you asking me?
- 00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,475 Everybody watch your step.
- 00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:05,778 Except you. - Who am I?
- 00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,380 You're the boat guy.
- 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,617 Not bad.
- 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,788 And you are? - Your parents.
- 00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:13,259 No wonder I'm screwed up.
- 00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:14,428 Boat guy.
- 00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:16,867 Prack!
- 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,335 Took you long enough.
- 00:10:19,506 --> 00:10:21,576 I got no honor down here!
- 00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,750 You let a bee kill you?
- 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,855 I have allergies!
- 00:10:28,824 --> 00:10:29,993 Did you find Prack?
- 00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:32,163 Yeah, and I'm kicking their ass.
- 00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:38,744 Best lunch ever.
- 00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:41,348 Next time, we'll get food.
- 00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:43,687 I want to give you something.
- 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,858 It's beautiful. Is this wheat?
- 00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:48,195 That's wheat, there's oats, rice, corn, barley,
- 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:52,571 sorghum, rye, and millet. the eight true cereal grains.
- 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:55,678 I promise never to eat this bracelet.
- 00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:57,815 Can I see you tomorrow? - I'd like that.
- 00:10:57,815 --> 00:10:59,986 When you fly away, do you shout something?
- 00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:01,857 Like what? "Agriculture"?
- 00:11:01,857 --> 00:11:03,293 No wrong answers.
- 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:04,327 How about this?
- 00:11:04,427 --> 00:11:06,567 Quinoa!
- 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,537 Quinoa.
- 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,741 ♪ I'm in love, love song ♪
- 00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:13,647 ♪ I'm in love, love song ♪
- 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,551 ♪ I'm in love ♪
- 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,153 ♪ Sex ♪ - Whore!
- 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,224 Ah! What are you doing? Oh, my God.
- 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:21,763 How long did you think you could do this?
- 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:24,201 - Do what? - Oh, now you're strategic.
- 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:27,307 She just shouted, "Quinoa!" from the rooftop.
- 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:30,213 I did nothing wrong, and this has nothing to do with you.
- 00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:33,453 Nothing to--excuse me for one divine chuckle.
- 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,625 Ha!
- 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,039 So it's just dumb luck that you slept with a goddess
- 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:45,376 I told you I wasn't speaking to?
- 00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:47,380 It's dumb luck when I sleep with anyone.
- 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,986 She's the god of agriculture. Our wheat was bad.
- 00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:52,591 I prayed to her, and things just kind of, you know--
- 00:11:52,591 --> 00:11:54,596 Ugh! Barf! Puke!
- 00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,567 Don't walk me through your hookup.
- 00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:57,668 I don't want to hear that.
- 00:11:57,668 --> 00:11:59,038 I don't want to tell you about it.
- 00:11:59,038 --> 00:12:01,576 Believe me, at no point during my time with Demeter
- 00:12:01,576 --> 00:12:03,078 are you on anyone's mind but your own.
- 00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:05,550 I believe you're that naive, but--
- 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,655 - But? - Do I have to say it?
- 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:10,862 She's getting back at me for the earrings.
- 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:13,600 Were you born this crazy?
- 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,938 What is your creation myth, Mom?
- 00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:18,910 Was your dad a river that married a volcano,
- 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,781 and you shot up and bashed your head
- 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,819 against every star in the sky?
- 00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:25,891 Is that why we have winter and you're nuts?
- 00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:28,229 Because now that I've met a sane goddess,
- 00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:31,636 I've got to know, what's your excuse?
- 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:33,038 - What's that? - You like?
- 00:12:33,038 --> 00:12:34,909 It's made from a special beeswax,
- 00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:36,947 none of which is yours.
- 00:12:36,947 --> 00:12:38,149 She gave that to you?
- 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:40,252 Are you going to ruin this too?
- 00:12:40,252 --> 00:12:41,488 No, it's nice.
- 00:12:41,488 --> 00:12:42,692 And she's nice.
- 00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,529 You're right. You've done nothing wrong.
- 00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:45,931 You're just in love.
- 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,602 And she probably doesn't remember I stole her earrings.
- 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,870 I never said the word love.
- 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,908 But wha--wait. Stole her earrings?
- 00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,377 Oh, let it go. This isn't about that.
- 00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,949 And I know my abrupt change in tone is confusing,
- 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,753 and when I leave, you're going to squint at the door
- 00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,690 wondering what I'm up to, but I'm sincere.
- 00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,826 You have my blessing.
- 00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:01,328 Good night.
- 00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:10,313 Hi. Just checking in.
- 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:11,549 Not now!
- 00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:13,554 You said "not now" yesterday!
- 00:13:13,554 --> 00:13:15,758 I meant it then too.
- 00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,962 - Who are you talking to? - Shut up and fight!
- 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:20,735 I'm not the one talking!
- 00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,805 Sure sounds like you are.
- 00:13:22,805 --> 00:13:25,010 - Sounds like you are! - Sounds like you are!
- 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,980 Okay, that's it. I'm gonna revive you.
- 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,817 - No! - Then talk to me!
- 00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:31,856 I invoke a warrior's respite!
- 00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,426 Seems like a real bitch move.
- 00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:35,263 You'd know.
- 00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,634 If you pull me out, I'll be coming back
- 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,304 the old-fashioned way, with you.
- 00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:42,878 You understand what I'm saying? - Yes, sis.
- 00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:45,116 You're threatening to kill me and yourself.
- 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:48,255 You're making it sound bad on purpose.
- 00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:50,961 I'm not killing myself. I'm killing Prack.
- 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,566 Prack is dead, and you're dying.
- 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,869 And I know you're stupid,
- 00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:56,773 but I know you're not that stupid.
- 00:13:56,773 --> 00:13:58,711 I know you know
- 00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:00,781 you're going to do this forever.
- 00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:02,886 You just don't want to admit that you want it,
- 00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:05,156 because you don't want it to be a choice,
- 00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:07,059 and that's how Hades gets you.
- 00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:09,464 So you got to say, "I'm doing this."
- 00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:11,602 Can you say that?
- 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,039 Sorry, was there a question?
- 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,542 Are you fighting again?
- 00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:17,515 Yeah, and if you keep interrupting, I can't finish.
- 00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:18,750 Finish what?
- 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,621 - You, dummy. - You're the dummy!
- 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,023 You are!
- 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,028 Demeter!
- 00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:27,500 Ugh, of course they barely crease the sheets.
- 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,837 Deliria.
- 00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,607 What's that? - Earrings.
- 00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:32,444 You're giving me earrings?
- 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:33,713 I get it.
- 00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:34,949 You're less petty than me.
- 00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:37,722 I come in peace as an old friend and...
- 00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:40,561 Your lover's...
- 00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:42,430 Mother.
- 00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:46,272 Excuse me. - I understand.
- 00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:48,075 No, I swear I'm not putting this on.
- 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,112 It's a very real gag reflex.
- 00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:52,384 And you do know I really love him, right?
- 00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:54,321 Oh, I believe you. I saw the bracelet.
- 00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:57,528 Ah, but you understand it's not the same bracelet.
- 00:14:57,628 --> 00:15:01,101 I know you don't dig up the last guy's skeleton, yes.
- 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,872 You make a brand-new one every time,
- 00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:04,474 because it's always new.
- 00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:06,613 Every single time.
- 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:07,948 Oh, here we go.
- 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,520 We're in this world together forever.
- 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,225 We're going to witness each other repeat a few things.
- 00:15:13,325 --> 00:15:16,065 Can you repeat things with anyone but my son?
- 00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:18,704 That's a vile thing to wish for.
- 00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,173 I'm going to make him happy.
- 00:15:20,173 --> 00:15:22,310 Until he gets old or sick.
- 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,247 Yes, they all get old or sick,
- 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,384 and I put them down before they have to suffer.
- 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,157 Yes, it's their suffering you're concerned with.
- 00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,128 So I should close off my heart
- 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,798 and let him fend for himself--
- 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,934 In the wild?
- 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,671 I was going to say "with you,"
- 00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:37,073 but same thing, right?
- 00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:39,244 Honestly, for how amazing he is,
- 00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:42,016 he does not seem well taken care of.
- 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,654 Anything else?
- 00:15:43,654 --> 00:15:44,856 No.
- 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,124 If you really don't remember--
- 00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:47,895 I remember the earrings.
- 00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,431 I was high-roading you.
- 00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:50,600 Damn it.
- 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,013 Welcome to Sirens Bluff.
- 00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:58,917 Enjoy the irresistible song of the sirens
- 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,086 on the rocks below,
- 00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:01,789 but don't leap over the railing.
- 00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:03,159 I'll bring water with lemon in it.
- 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:05,496 Water with lemon. This is an immortal club.
- 00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:07,133 I didn't know gods could appreciate
- 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,537 something so peaceful.
- 00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:10,841 I don't think that's the part they appreciate.
- 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,551 Oh.
- 00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:18,757 Sorry, it didn't occur to me that might offend you.
- 00:16:18,857 --> 00:16:19,993 Do you want to go somewhere else?
- 00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:21,963 - Do you? - It's up to you. I'm not--
- 00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,199 The one that cares about death?
- 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,269 Is this is our first fight?
- 00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:27,742 All right, I'll admit I feel nothing
- 00:16:27,742 --> 00:16:28,710 for those men down there.
- 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,683 They aren't mine. But if you were drowning,
- 00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,286 I would stop the ocean
- 00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:36,626 and urinate on Poseidon's face, which he would love.
- 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:38,096 Ask me about that later.
- 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,899 Split the crab sampler?
- 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,638 Until every crab is sampled.
- 00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,915 Ugh! What's wrong?
- 00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:49,317 The guy!
- 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:52,758 You don't hear the guy screaming in violent pain?
- 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:54,094 Well, I hear lots of things.
- 00:16:54,094 --> 00:16:55,998 I guess that's one of them, but--
- 00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,702 all right, we'll go somewhere else.
- 00:16:57,702 --> 00:16:58,770 Is something wrong?
- 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,540 The screaming hurts my human.
- 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,842 Come on. Come.
- 00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,014 Sorry. They're bloodcurdling.
- 00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:05,082 You get used to it.
- 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,969 - Stupe, let's go. - I'm almost done.
- 00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:16,171 I'm not up there.
- 00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:17,641 What are you doing? You can't be here.
- 00:17:17,641 --> 00:17:20,781 It was either this or watch my sister die.
- 00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:21,616 I decided to take the risk.
- 00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:24,689 Yeah, but you don't want to be here.
- 00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,191 And I do.
- 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:29,164 Holy crap. What is wrong with me?
- 00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:30,935 Where do I start?
- 00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:36,579 - Let's go. - Hurry!
- 00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:39,117 We gotta get across the river before your body dies.
- 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,353 Okay, but if we don't make it,
- 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,925 promise me you'll use my corpse
- 00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:45,329 to really freak out Tyrannis.
- 00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,603 Mom. Dad.
- 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:52,077 If you leave, I win.
- 00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:54,682 Okay. You earned it. Go!
- 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,084 I'm never good enough.
- 00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,655 Screw you!
- 00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:58,924 Prack, no!
- 00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,032 Who am I?
- 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:04,768 Prack the Unstoppable.
- 00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:06,740 Who are you?
- 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,743 A friend. I'll be back.
- 00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:10,479 Okay. Bye.
- 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,510 - You all right? - Shut up.
- 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,146 I don't know what happened to me.
- 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,017 - Grief. - I don't grieve.
- 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,086 Exactly.
- 00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,555 Okay, death nerd.
- 00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:34,027 Thank you.
- 00:18:34,027 --> 00:18:35,864 You're welcome!
- 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,503 Uh, little help?
- 00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:42,243 Worst sister ever--
- 00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:49,324 They look better on you.
- 00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:51,462 We shouldn't fight. We can't fight.
- 00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:53,901 We can't kill each other, so why fight?
- 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,169 Okay.
- 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:57,174 This is really difficult for me,
- 00:18:57,174 --> 00:19:00,313 but I don't know if Tyrannis is going to be
- 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,752 completely happy in our situation.
- 00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,287 Okay.
- 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,224 If it were anyone else,
- 00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:08,428 there's steps I would take to make him happy.
- 00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:12,237 He has a thing with his hearing when other humans scream.
- 00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:13,740 Did you know about that?
- 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:17,046 Anyway, then I think, what if I soften his hearing
- 00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:18,750 or confine him to an area?
- 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,957 And I know that's just going to upset you,
- 00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:23,927 and I can't handle that.
- 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,965 Are you returning him?
- 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,199 Of course you'd say that.
- 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,437 He's not property, Deliria.
- 00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:32,745 I love him, and I'm asking you as a friend
- 00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:36,384 whose heart is shattering, can I leave him with you
- 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,056 without having to worry about him?
- 00:19:39,056 --> 00:19:40,393 And I'm throwing in the earrings
- 00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:42,898 since everything's a transaction to you.
- 00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:44,134 Have you talked to him?
- 00:19:44,134 --> 00:19:46,171 Oh, no. I can't. I can't do that.
- 00:19:46,171 --> 00:19:47,206 I can't upset him.
- 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,979 Well, darling, it sounds like you're going to.
- 00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:51,114 But that's not me.
- 00:19:51,114 --> 00:19:52,316 I'm the nurturer.
- 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,753 You're the abuser.
- 00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:57,595 That's why I'm able to love you as toxic as you are.
- 00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:59,330 You'll figure out what to tell him.
- 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,569 Well, if I tell him the truth,
- 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:04,474 which is that you're awful, he won't believe me,
- 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:07,380 which is my fault for being a crap mother.
- 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,086 And it's too late to change that or you,
- 00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:12,256 so I guess I'll just say
- 00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:14,528 thank you for returning my human undeafened.
- 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:16,833 I'll take the earrings, and I'll see you in 1,000 years.
- 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,202 Oh, you're the best.
- 00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:19,403 Rice!
- 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:22,744 That's my roof, you daft bitch.
- 00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:30,527 Something's wrong. We had a picnic planned.
- 00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:32,898 I made her world-famous vegetarian roll-ups.
- 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,067 Why are you here?
- 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,269 Your city needs you, Tyrannis.
- 00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:37,240 You've been up here a long time.
- 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,177 - So? I don't care. - Me neither.
- 00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:41,115 I just don't like them bitching at me.
- 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,684 Where are your earrings?
- 00:20:42,684 --> 00:20:47,026 Oh, I had given them back to Demeter, and then--
- 00:20:47,026 --> 00:20:48,495 Oh, my God.
- 00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,366 - What? - Don't you get it?
- 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,736 Do I have to explain it?
- 00:20:51,736 --> 00:20:54,073 You gave back her earrings. That's all she wanted.
- 00:20:54,073 --> 00:20:55,677 It was all a stupid game.
- 00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:59,017 I thought she was different, but you're all the same.
- 00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:00,285 You must be thrilled.
- 00:21:00,285 --> 00:21:01,488 Now, hold on.
- 00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:03,292 I never wanted you to be unhappy,
- 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,096 but I will be thrilled if you never trust
- 00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:06,331 another immortal again.
- 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,768 Oh, that'll be no problem.
- 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,339 Trust me, which you can, because I'm not
- 00:21:10,339 --> 00:21:14,681 a stupid, crummy, hypocritical, lying, fake god.
- 00:21:14,681 --> 00:21:17,320 If you'll excuse me, I've got a city to run,
- 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,790 and I'm gonna shove civilization
- 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:22,062 up whatever you have instead of buttholes.
- 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:28,075 Oh, I'm really going to miss these earrings.
- 00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:30,613 What's a butthole?
- 00:21:30,713 --> 00:21:32,383 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:36,659 Bento.
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