Древесные породы — На вечеринке в лесу Тираннис встречает лесную нимфу по имени Дафна, которая замышляет защитить леса, избавив мир от людей. Бурная вечеринка Тиранниса после поцелуя Дафны привлекает внимание Диониса, бога вина и вечеринок, который ещё больше усиливает веселье и усугубляет ситуацию для Дафны, вынужденной объединиться со Ступендусом и Гиппокампом, чтобы заставить Тиранниса прекратить вечеринку. Тем временем Делирия и Шлуб встречают Гегемону, богиню цветущих и плодоносящих растений, и её мантитувра Пайзо.

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Древесные породы

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Описание

На вечеринке в лесу Тираннис встречает лесную нимфу по имени Дафна, которая замышляет защитить леса, избавив мир от людей. Бурная вечеринка Тиранниса после поцелуя Дафны привлекает внимание Диониса, бога вина и вечеринок, который ещё больше усиливает веселье и усугубляет ситуацию для Дафны, вынужденной объединиться со Ступендусом и Гиппокампом, чтобы заставить Тиранниса прекратить вечеринку. Тем временем Делирия и Шлуб встречают Гегемону, богиню цветущих и плодоносящих растений, и её мантитувра Пайзо.

Субтитры

00:00:01,066 --> 00:00:03,410 Я так ждал лесной фестиваль в этом году.
00:00:03,490 --> 00:00:07,530 Я слышал, наша любимая группа звучит вживую намного лучше, чем выглядит на картинках.
00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,410 Теперь у них два барабана, ты знал?
00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,290 Что? Один парень на двух барабанах?
00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:13,540 Это выпендрёж. Я больше не фанат.
00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:15,750 Лесной фест не про музыку,
00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:17,710 а про потрахушки с незнакомцами.
00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,510 Я слышал, нимфы оправдывают слово "нимфы" в своем названии.
00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:24,590 Прежде чем заходить, давайте расскажу, что я узнал о тусовках.
00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,260 - Главное... - Не заходить с тобой.
00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,970 Хорошая идея. Пока.
00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,470 Это еще как понимать?
00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,390 Ты такой себе тусовщик, братишка.
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,350 Ты скорее убийца тусовок.
00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,690 Я по жизни убиваю,
00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:37,310 и я завидую, когда вижу, как ты убиваешь настрой.
00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,110 Не говори так!
00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,650 Вы гляньте на него, народ.
00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:43,240 Слушай, я пошла. Хочу заняться с кем-то сексом,
00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,450 пока наши родители не перетрахали всех.
00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:54,210 Привет. Оказывается, я убийца тусовок.
00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:55,920 Шучу. На самом деле я царь.
00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,330 А вы ящерицы?
00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,290 Говорящие ящерицы?
00:00:59,380 --> 00:01:01,380 Вы не можете говорить?
00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:03,380 Вы просто не хотите говорить со мной.
00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,430 Ну зашибись, отличное начало.
00:01:05,510 --> 00:01:07,640 Классный лес. Тут пахнет грязью.
00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,310 Спасибо за маскировку, дорогая.
00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:13,520 Я до смерти люблю нашего сына, но он любую вечеринку...
00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,730 Тихо! Никто на вечеринке не должен услышать, что он наш сын.
00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:20,070 Верно, я хочу успеть перетрахать всех,
00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:22,230 пока Колосса не занялась с кем-то сексом.
00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:50,390 Городские люди, лесные существа.
00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:53,430 Когда мы на природе, соседи все для нас.
00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,100 Меня зовут Том, и я не в группе.
00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,440 Я просто протянул им помощи руку.
00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:03,730 В чём, как мне сказали, нет необходимости. Хорошего вечера.
00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:09,320 Ясно, нет смысла пытаться так делать.
00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:12,410 Где-то шестьсот, может быть, семьсот человек.
00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:14,580 А ты? Каким насилием ты занимаешься?
00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:17,250 Я родом из океана. Когда-нибудь бывала там?
00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,670 Это как огромный, мокрый лес.
00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,250 Видели, как тому кентавру сейчас досталось?
00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,340 Привет, отличный лес. Спасибо, что позвали. Я царь города.
00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,300 Ти! Мама и папа здесь.
00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,380 Иди поздоровайся. Иди!
00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:30,430 Кто позвал помешанных на контроле?
00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:33,010 Привет, я Тиран, царь города.
00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:35,180 Дамы, как я вижу, вы кусты.
00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:36,680 Вы выбрали этот облик?
00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:38,940 Вы родились такими? У вас есть правитель?
00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,150 Царь? Царица?
00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:43,020 Возможно, главный куст без определённого пола.
00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:44,190 - Так держать. - Дебил!
00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,610 Мы же это обсуждали!
00:02:45,690 --> 00:02:48,530 Это нелепо. Не может быть, что я так плох.
00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:52,160 Они превратились в кусты! Жаль, я так не могу.
00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,780 Ты задал шесть вопросов.
00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:55,410 И тебя даже не волновали ответы.
00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,080 Мы пытались по-хорошему.
00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,250 Не уверен, что это правда.
00:02:58,290 --> 00:02:59,790 Хочешь кое-что для сравнения?
00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,250 Ты убьёшь меня? Сестра хочет убить меня.
00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,340 Я так плох на тусовках.
00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:06,590 До тебя начало доходить. Кыш. Брысь.
00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,840 - О, вы выросли обратно. - Так о чём мы?
00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:13,640 Этот аппетитный.
00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,220 Эта тоже. С лимоном.
00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:16,890 - Поменяемся? - Давай.
00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,940 - Делирия! - ГегемОна!
00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,850 Дорогой, это Гегемона,
00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:25,820 богиня цветения и плодоношения.
00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,490 О, здорово, ты с мантитОрой.
00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:30,530 Они сейчас популярны.
00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,610 Вообще-то, я один в своем роде, дорогая.
00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:33,990 Мой не согласился бы.
00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,410 ПАйзо, подойди.
00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:36,620 Сексуального вечера.
00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:39,540 Великие боги, какое симпатичное старое чудовище.
00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,330 Аналогично, мой обаятельный молодой друг.
00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,460 Я нашла Пайзо на ДЕлосе.
00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,590 - А ты своего где? - В бессознанке.
00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:48,380 Но не будет тратить ночь на обсуждения мужчин.
00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:50,510 Давай найдём крутейшего бога на вечеринке.
00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,220 А если не сможем, значит это мы.
00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:56,010 То и то будет успехом. А вы двое не деритесь.
00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,510 Это не в нашей природе.
00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,600 Мы с тобой пара очень удачливых чудовищ.
00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:04,770 Именно! Возможно, к концу ночи наша удача удвоится.
00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,230 Как и число наших богинь.
00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:09,400 Но если серьёзно,
00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:12,700 я пойму, если ты против, чтобы твоя была со мной.
00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:15,410 Нет, если она этого захочет, великолепный ты негодяй.
00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:17,120 Мы не склонны с соперничеству.
00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:22,120 Верно! Хотя в моем случае это потому, что я не проигрываю.
00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:28,090 А, да, да.
00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:32,590 И поэтому так важно сделать сточные канавы до того,
00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:34,020 как будешь мостить дорогу.
00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:37,350 Ты извини, но мне нужно...
00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,940 Превратиться в цветок.
00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:42,820 Потому что все превращаются, вместо того чтобы просто уйти.
00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,820 Уходить это по человечески.
00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:46,700 Вы ушли из леса.
00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,570 - Если ты помнишь. - Помню?
00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:51,160 Помню ли я, как человечество ушло из леса?
00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,580 Нет. Мне двадцать девять.
00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:54,040 Но я догадываюсь о причинах.
00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,410 Дурацкая вечеринка. Это нелепо.
00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,500 - Почему? - Оу! Почему что?
00:04:58,590 --> 00:04:59,830 Вокруг целый мир.
00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,460 А ты висишь здесь?
00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,920 Почему люди ушли из леса?
00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,050 Очевидно, чтобы дышать свежим воздухом и быть свободными от
00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:08,930 осуждающих цветов и чванливых животных.
00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:10,470 Тебе попались не лучшие из нас.
00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,510 Я ДАфни.
00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,680 Тиран.
00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,060 - Царь города. - Да.
00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,560 А ты кто, представитель растений? Посол деревьев?
00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,810 У нас нет правительства.
00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,860 Ох, даже боги так говорят, и они врут.
00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,780 Если у тебя есть лицо, то в какой-то момент кто-то в него кричал.
00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:24,860 В данный момент это так.
00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,150 Извини. Что я делаю?
00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,660 Мне стыдно. Оказывается, я не умею тусоваться.
00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,910 Мне это не дано от природы, природа меня пугает.
00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:34,660 А теперь я истерю перед безобидной древесной дамой.
00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:37,660 Видишь, это было честно. И честность от природы.
00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:40,444 Хочешь прогуляться возле реки? Там поспокойнее.
00:05:40,444 --> 00:05:42,630 Расскажешь мне о своём правительстве.
00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,750 С удовольствием.
00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,170 Подождёшь одну минутку?
00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,800 Никуда не уходи.
00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:04,320 Похоже, что Эхо очаровал вождя кентавров.
00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,650 Это не понравится пану.
00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:08,360 Скажи Эхо перестать, и мы согласимся об этом молчать...
00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,490 если он мигрирует.
00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:11,660 Почему ты здесь?
00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,270 Твоя цель сбежала.
00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,187 Он вернётся. Он простак.
00:06:15,187 --> 00:06:17,700 Он будет здесь всю ночь с разговорами о своем правительстве.
00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,370 Я спросила, почему ты здесь.
00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:20,830 Он простак, сестра.
00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,880 Я не знаю, как люди сейчас выбирают царей,
00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,540 но этот наверно выиграл спор.
00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:25,630 Или его народ проиграл.
00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,300 Я бы не назвала его угрозой.
00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:29,380 О. Еще раз, он царь чего?
00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,880 - Города. - Что делают города?
00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:32,760 - Людей! - Что делают люди?
00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,470 - Города! - Из чего они их делают?
00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,510 - Дерево! - А мы кто?
00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,600 Древесные нимфы!
00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,350 И что древесные нимфы делают?
00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:39,640 Убивают!
00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:41,690 Спасибо. Я иногда теряю из виду ориентир.
00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:43,060 Я вернусь к работе.
00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,110 Эй, ребята. Хотел рассказать вам об одном пустячке.
00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,820 Я тут разговорился с самой горячей нифмой в лесу.
00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:52,530 И я не говорю, что у нас романтика,
00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:56,580 но скажу, что наверно у нее есть выбор, как проводить время на вечеринке. И...
00:06:56,660 --> 00:07:00,290 И ты оставил ее, чтобы похвастаться об этом сестре.
00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:03,460 Но если серьёзно, поздравляю.
00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:06,590 Похоже, ты наконец нашёл кого-то выжившего из ума.
00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:08,500 Или она знает, что ты царь,
00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:09,760 и что-то задумала.
00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,760 Мне нравится эта реакция, он подтверждает,
00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,340 что это всегда было какое-то жалкое состязание.
00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,350 - Да, для тебя. - Нет, для вас.
00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:19,430 Посмотрите на себя. Вы уступили мне на тусовке, я победил.
00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:23,560 Да нет. Если тусовка для тебя - состязание, ты автоматически проигрываешь.
00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:24,480 Значит, ты проиграл.
00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,650 - Нет, ты. - Нет, ты проиграл.
00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,520 Для тебя это состязание.
00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:30,280 Вы устроили из тусовки состязание?
00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,490 - Нет. - Хорошо.
00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:35,320 Но если да, лучший способ всё решить - посмотреть, кто съест больше бобов.
00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:36,910 Мы по-твоему дети? Иди отсюда.
00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:40,080 Эй, достаточно было сказать "мы не едим бобы".
00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,620 Я ем бобы, тупица.
00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,040 Я тоже. Твои бобы наверно отстой.
00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:48,210 Ого. Веселитесь, ребята.
00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,580 Чувак, эти смертные проглотили по целому бобу.
00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:53,930 Мы не должны были есть по целому бобу?
00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:56,550 - Ты сказала, что ешь бобы! - Все едят бобы!
00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,800 Так, все успокойтесь!
00:07:57,890 --> 00:08:00,810 Он взял нас на слабо и ждёт, что мы запаникуем. Не делайте этого.
00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,180 Расслабьтесь и наслаждайтесь тусовкой.
00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,640 Да. Да.
00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,230 - Как дела? - Чё как?
00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,360 Крутая туса.
00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,530 Почему я маленькая?
00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:20,660 Почему у меня две головы?
00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,660 Где моя крутая нифма?
00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,080 Я не вторая голова, идиот.
00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:25,330 Я твой внутренний критик.
00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:26,540 Что за внутренний критик?
00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:28,460 - Ты его слышишь? - Теперь все меня слышат.
00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,340 Настолько ты облажался.
00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:34,470 Почему бы тебе не засунуть в рот больше волшебных бобов от непонятных чудил?
00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,300 Что, у тебя в голове нет голоса, который говорит, что ты сосёшь?
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,590 Есть, это мама.
00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,220 Мы должны найти маму.
00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,810 Она сделает меня большой!
00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:43,680 Я должен найти Дафни. Мы с ней связаны.
00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:44,980 Это не всё, с чем ты сейчас связан.
00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,270 О нет, я чувствую вкусы ногами.
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,770 Почему грязь вкусная? Фу!
00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,360 Я отказываюсь.
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,230 От этого можно просто отказаться?
00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,990 Я отказываюсь!
00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,570 Да ёлки!
00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:58,910 Это Гефест там?
00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:00,700 Нет, просто обычный урод.
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,830 Кажется, мы здесь самые крутые.
00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:03,910 А что насчёт смертных?
00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,540 Что это за идиоты под волшебной фасолью?
00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,830 Боюсь, это мои дети.
00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:11,420 Интересно. Получается, я здесь самая крутая.
00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,500 Поздравляю.
00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:16,800 Имей в виду, есть немалый шанс, что я займусь любовью с твоей женой.
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,550 Это мы уже выяснили, и я разрешил.
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,600 Папа! Я внизу!
00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:25,480 Привет, дети. Ваша ночь проходит так же беззаботно, как и моя?
00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,350 Колосса уменьшилась.
00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,350 А у меня появился внешний внутренний критик.
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,730 Рад знакомству.
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:36,780 И позволь сказать, было мудро пренебрегать этой претенциозной живой мошонкой.
00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,320 Ого как тебя вставило, сынок.
00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,160 - Ага. - Где мама?
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,830 Если бы я это знал, как это узнать, я не был бы ее мужем, милая.
00:09:46,290 --> 00:09:47,710 Как ты это сделаешь?
00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:49,750 - Не знаю. - Обставь это как случайность.
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,960 - Ночное купание? - Передозировка.
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,880 Его просто заменят более сильным королём.
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,510 О нет, тогда придётся убивать и его.
00:09:56,590 --> 00:09:58,420 А ты думала? Война - это тяжёлая работа.
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,180 Я просто говорю, если мы защищаем природу,
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,600 оставим на троне кого-то под нашим влиянием.
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:04,850 Я стратег, а не лентяйка.
00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:07,810 Будь стратегом с целью, а не с нами.
00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,650 Привет, незнакомец.
00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:13,650 Привет, привет. Извини, я потерял тебя.
00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:15,150 Вау. Хочешь потанцевать?
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,480 В лесу так делают?
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,150 Ты под бобами?
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,450 Возможно, я принял целый боб. Это опасно?
00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,570 Ну, нет.
00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:25,370 Они безопаснее, чем люди думают.
00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,410 Можно принять и десяток. Но я этого не говорила.
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,580 Это хорошо.
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:29,750 А зачем ты его принял?
00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:32,040 Если честно, я хотел быть крутым.
00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,380 Буду честна, лес не всегда крут
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,830 и даже не всегда честен.
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,590 Правда? Потому что я похвастался сестре тем, что ты тусуешься со мной.
00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:41,380 А она сказала, что ты что-то затеваешь.
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,590 Что у тебя есть скрытый интерес. И я подумал...
00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:07,490 Святые яйца! Это Дионис!
00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:08,870 Плюнь мне в рот!
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,210 Вырасти моих детей!
00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:14,630 Кто-то здесь начал тусить настолько жёстко,
00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:17,210 что я почувствовал это с другого конца света.
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,210 Где я был на еще более крутой тусовке, поверьте мне.
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,880 Ведите сюда это дитя тусовок.
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,640 Как тебя зовут, дитя тусовок?
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,560 - Тиран. - Что заставило тебя так жёстко тусить?
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,020 Поцелуй девушки.
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:37,260 Это единственный верный ответ!
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,440 Теперь это крутейшая туса!
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,250 Эй, эй, эй! Я тебя знаю!
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:58,090 Гляньте на этих богинь!
00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,380 Это моя мама!
00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:03,220 Это правда, что мой сын так затусил, что призвал тебя?
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:07,350 Ты понимаешь, насколько я близка к тому, чтобы тобой восхититься?
00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:08,600 Я люблю тебя, мама.
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,850 Познакомься с кое кем особенным.
00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:11,930 Куда она делась?
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,190 Что же ты стоишь, дитя тусовок?
00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:15,270 Иди к ней!
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,730 Да, спасибо, я пойду!
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,230 Я люблю вас, ребята! Нам надо видеться чаще!
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,400 Нам надо видеться чаще!
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,900 Почему мы этого не делаем?
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:26,433 Наверно потому что ты доходишь до опасных крайностей
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:28,950 и не умеешь вовремя остановиться.
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,700 Как сейчас!
00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:32,620 - Ты меня одурманил? - Да.
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,120 Хорошо. В будущем не тяни с этим.
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:37,580 Нам надо видеться чаще!
00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,970 Тусовка стала грандиозной.
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:44,100 -Согласен! - Я решил не портить ее и не спать с твоей женой.
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,060 - Что: Почему? - Я уважаю тебя.
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:49,730 Если ты уважаешь меня, то ты переспишь с моей женой.
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,520 Мы оба знаем, что ты этого не хочешь.
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:52,820 Что ты сказал?
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,980 Спокойно. Мы не склонны к соперничеству.
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,360 Именно, мой удалой друг.
00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,950 Поэтому меня немного оскорбляют твои неоднократные попытки вызвать у меня ревность.
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:04,540 Мантитор не может заставить мантитора ревновать, мой сексапильный брат.
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,370 Просто некоторым дано, а другим нет.
00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:11,330 Боюсь, я тебя не слушаю, я поглощён чудесной фантазией о тебе и моей жене в постели вместе.
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:14,300 Извини, старик, но мне кажется, что ты лукавишь.
00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:18,720 - Боже. - Да-да, роскошное ты чудовище.
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,680 Я же сказал, что не проигрываю.
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,680 Я доказал, что ты ревнивый.
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,300 Как ты могла это допустить?
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,600 Странно, что ты винишь в этом меня.
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,180 О, твоя семья? Еще рано меня с ними знакомить?
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,520 Подожди минутку, Тиран.
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,350 Ты должен сказать Дионису уходить.
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:41,150 Ты хочешь, чтобы я сказал богу тусовок уйти с тусовки.
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,980 Да! Ты его призвал.
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,980 Не я, а мы. Нашей любовью.
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,160 Не та реакция, которую хочется видеть, но ладно.
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,200 Вы, люди, думаете, что любовь, это когда вам улыбаются.
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,290 Не могу с этим спорить.
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:57,500 То, что мы не убиваем друг друга, довольно важно.
00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:00,420 Именно. Вы для нас как термиты.
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,030 Хотя не совсем, к термитам у нас нет ненависти.
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:07,460 Но вы будто психически больная колония гигантских термитов.
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:11,680 Ты бы очень помогла, если бы вклинилась со словами: "Сёстры просто меня оберегают".
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,260 Тиран, повзрослей! Насколько же ты наивен?
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,220 Лес ненавидит вас. Вы наши враги.
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,140 Меня подослали к тебе, чтобы я тебя убила!
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:23,940 Вот видишь Дафни, ты так хорошо справлялась, а затем... Да уж.
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,360 Подослали? Убить меня?
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,650 Ти, сладкий мой, все любят истории любви.
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:30,780 Но когда становится невесело, переходи к следующей.
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,030 Рады это слышать.
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,030 Покинь наш лес.
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,870 Извини меня?
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,740 Полегче, Дафни. Он бог.
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,200 Хватит. Ты разрушаешь наш дом.
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,210 И по совместительству место их работы.
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,000 Извини, как тебя зовут?
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,880 Не отвечай. Всем плевать.
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,880 Все вечеринки мира - это мой дом.
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,880 Я решаю, кто остаётся, а кто уходит.
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:53,430 И мне не нравится твое отношение к моему прекрасному дитя тусовок.
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,390 Тиран, выслушай меня.
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,100 Однажды я был как ты. Я хотел быть крутым.
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:05,360 Знаешь, что все говорили? "Хватит этого хотеть. Не круто хотеть быть крутым".
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,030 Как удобненько для тех, кто уже крут, не так ли?
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,690 И теперь я один из тех, кто уже крут.
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,200 Теперь никто мне не указ.
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:17,240 У тусовки нет потолка, только лестница, по которой мы поднимаемся к вершине.
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:20,290 Идём, познакомлю тебя с леопардами.
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,500 Привет, малыш!
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,380 О, где Шлаб?
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,210 Он бежал после большого унижения.
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,300 В порыве ревности, если начистоту.
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,010 Мой муж ревновал? Странно.
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,220 Согласен. Если хочешь,
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,220 я займусь с тобой любовью. Возможно, позже.
00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:38,890 Привет, мы это еще не обсуждали,
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:41,100 но если Делирия и Шлаб будут за,
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,020 я могу устроить с ними тройничок.
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,400 - А как же я? - О, ты что, ревнуешь?
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:48,150 Так не пойдёт. Сам доберёшься до дома.
00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,400 - Где мы? - О нет. Смотри.
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,110 Парень играет на инструменте, хотя никто его не просил?
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,410 Двое людей решают проблему расизма?
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,990 Девушка блюёт и плачет одновременно?
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,200 Боже. Мы на внешнем краю вечеринки.
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,500 Ну да. А ты чего ожидал, придурок?
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,540 Следующая песня об одной удивительной стене.
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,250 Ты в порядке?
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,960 Хватит делать вид, что тебе не всё равно.
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,710 Я в порядке. Но вы лучше бегите, пока можете.
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,920 Почему? Это просто туса.
00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:17,140 Ошибаешься, кроха. Ни одна тусовка не сравнится с тусовкой Диониса,
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,720 потому что тусовка Диониса не заканчивается.
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,930 Наш братишка снова победил.
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,230 Он не убийца вечеринок. Он царь вечеринок.
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,020 А, ты сестра Тирана.
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,650 Вы еще можете его спасти.
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:30,730 Он в опасности?
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,900 Все в опасности.
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,530 Дионису не нужно есть или пить.
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:36,320 И он не уйдёт, пока все не умрут.
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:37,990 Как нам вытащить оттуда Ти?
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,780 Честно? Ему нужно ваше одобрение.
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:42,910 Я в жизни не видела таких эмоционально обделённых людей.
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,870 Меня послали убить его, а он хотел на мне жениться.
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,080 Но первым делом он побежал похвастаться мной вам.
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,460 Он дорожит вашим мнением. Вы его семья.
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,420 Фу.
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,460 Послушай даму с листьями, мордожоп.
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:56,170 Это твой шанс сделать что-то полезное.
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:58,050 Зачем тебе это? Ты меня ненавидишь.
00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,140 Ненавижу? Насколько же ты тупой?
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,020 Тогда бы я с тобой не говорил.
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,180 Я хочу, чтобы ты стал лучше.
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:06,600 Просто я знаю, что это невозможно.
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:09,730 Ай!
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,690 Там! Давай, вперёд!
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,030 Туса слишком потрясная!
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:17,740 Дотанцуй дотуда!
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,820 Не могу я, ясно?!
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:22,740 Эй, ослина, хочешь знать, что в тебе самое худшее?
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:23,910 Не очень.
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:25,410 А я всё равно тебе скажу.
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,660 А дальше ты сам по себе.
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:28,870 Стой, ты о чём?
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,630 Ты знаешь, что в тебе самое отстойное.
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,710 Ты слишком строг с собой.
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,420 Оу.
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,890 Привет. Как дела?
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,690 На тусе нет неверных ответов.
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,360 Посмотрите на малыша в аквариуме.
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,320 Боже мой, я люблю тебя, малыш.
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,440 О нет, я пал жертвой своей уверенности.
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,650 Дальше я справлюсь!
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,200 - Я уважаю тебя. - Правда?
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,410 В целом, да.
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,750 Ты стоишь за то, во что веришь.
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,960 Дафни была права, когда сказала...
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,460 Сказала что? Это была моя сестра.
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:08,420 Пусть валит с вечеринки вместе с древесной бабой. С ними не весело.
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:10,800 Вот что ты делаешь с тем, что не весело?
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:14,550 Просто отбрасываешь в сторону, как Дафни и как мою сестру?
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,810 А как же серьёзные вещи, важные вещи, вроде спасения леса,
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,600 вроде веры в лучшее будущее, вроде семьи?
00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:22,440 Извини, мне стало скучно.
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,690 О чём ты говоришь?
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,480 Что будет после вечеринки?
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:30,490 После вечеринки? Вечеринка не закончится никогда!
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:34,700 Похоже, ты не встречал Тирана, царского убийцу вечеринок.
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,780 Привет, Я Тиран.
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,580 Какая форма правления твоя любимая?
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,410 - Что ты делаешь? - Привет.
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,200 Поговорим об обслуживании канализации?
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,710 Это сложнее, чем вы думаете.
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,580 По сути это сеть для фекалий.
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:47,290 Что ты пытаешься доказать, дитя тусовок?
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,590 Какой цвет твой любимый?
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,210 Угадай мой возраст.
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,510 Мне приснился безумнейший сон.
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,220 Политики худшие, да? Давайте поспорим о них!
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,510 Я возлагал на тебя столько надежд.
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,470 В мире столько голодающих.
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,390 Что вы знаете о тараканах?
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,230 Ты в курсе, что у тебя что-то в зубах?
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,310 Ничего, у меня тоже.
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,770 Давай, скучный сукин сын, давай.
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,730 Это так делается? Поехали.
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,280 Я вроде разобрался. Слушайте.
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,490 Ла-ла-ла, тусовочная песня.
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,320 Ла-ла-ла, народ!
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,820 Хватит!
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:22,000 Эта туса - отстой!
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:41,930 Ты только что победил бога вечеринок, испортив его вечеринку?
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,180 - Да. - Сын мой!
00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,350 Сын мой.
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,940 Любимая, я сегодня был ревнивым.
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,770 Из-за меня, полагаю.
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:49,610 Конечно.
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,270 Логично. Я невероятна.
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,150 Я бы тоже ревновала из-за тебя
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,280 при очень специфичных, невозможных обстоятельствах.
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,780 Мама, можешь меня увеличить?
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:03,080 Боюсь, что нет, дорогая. От магии бобов может избавить только чистая искренность.
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,370 Какое животное для тебя самое привлекательное? Не думай, просто ответь.
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:08,670 Речная выдра!
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,340 Шучу. Я могу тебя увеличить.
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,800 "Речная выдра".
00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:16,930 Я должен бежать?
00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:19,740 Нет. Ты чуть не убил лес. Мы чуть не убили тебя.
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,430 Ты спас лес. Я тебя не убью.
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,220 Мы придумаем, что с вами, идиотами, делать вместо этого.
00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:28,350 Вот это подарок. Ну что, наверно иди к чёрту и спасибо.
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,860 Пожалуйста, дитя тусовок.
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,160 Спит. Спит.
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,700 Спит. Мёртв? Спит.
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,210 Спит мёртвым сном. А тут у нас что?
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,570 Не откажусь.
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,330 Спасибо, прекрасный человек-конь.
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,630 Привет, потрясающий сукин сын.
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,550 Могу сказать то же самое и скажу. Привет.
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,470 Что привело тебя в эти края?
00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:00,880 Ты меня привёл, съев боб.
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,470 Кстати говоря, могу я?
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,350 Можешь и должен.
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,470 Похоже, сегодня мое утро.
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,350 Верно. Подумать только, я пропустил оргию.
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,060 Что? Ты обезумел?
00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:12,730 Мы смеёмся.
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,280 Надеюсь, это не всё, что мы делаем.
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,110 Кстати говоря, боб?
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,610 Я возьму всё, что ты предлагаешь.
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,280 - Не искушай. - Почему нет?
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,610 Он это сделал.
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,910 - А вот и я. - Вовремя, идеально.
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,830 Всё, как я люблю.
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:28,370 Сообщи базе, у нас каскадная бобовая оргия седьмого уровня.
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,580 Ого, ты его съел и не заметил.

00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:03,273 So excited for this year's forest festival.
00:00:03,273 --> 00:00:05,979 I hear our favorite band sounds way better live
00:00:05,979 --> 00:00:07,381 than they look in drawings.
00:00:07,381 --> 00:00:09,251 You know their drummer added a drum?
00:00:09,251 --> 00:00:11,156 What? One guy on two drums?
00:00:11,156 --> 00:00:13,427 Too gimmicky. They just lost a fan.
00:00:13,427 --> 00:00:15,598 Forest fest isn't about the music.
00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:17,536 It's about hooking up with strangers.
00:00:17,536 --> 00:00:21,209 I hear nymphs really put the "nymph" in "nymph."
00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:23,012 Before we head in, let me tell you
00:00:23,012 --> 00:00:24,482 what I've learned about how to party.
00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,152 The key is to-- - Not walk in with you.
00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,855 Good idea. Bye.
00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:29,258 What's that supposed to mean?
00:00:29,258 --> 00:00:31,295 You're not really a party guy, little bro.
00:00:31,295 --> 00:00:33,199 More of a party... killer.
00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,603 Like, I kill for a living,
00:00:34,603 --> 00:00:37,141 and I get jealous watching you murder a vibe.
00:00:37,141 --> 00:00:38,978 Take that back!
00:00:38,978 --> 00:00:40,515 [laughs] Oh, look at him go, folks.
00:00:40,515 --> 00:00:43,120 Listen, I'm going in. I wanna have sex with someone
00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,323 before our parents have sex with everyone.
00:00:46,994 --> 00:00:48,429 [sighs]
00:00:51,604 --> 00:00:53,974 Hi. I'm apparently a party killer.
00:00:53,974 --> 00:00:55,845 Just kidding. I'm actually a king.
00:00:55,845 --> 00:00:57,314 You guys are lizards?
00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:59,219 Are you talking lizards?
00:00:59,219 --> 00:01:01,289 You're unable to talk?
00:01:01,289 --> 00:01:03,293 You just don't want to talk to me.
00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:05,364 Wow, this is off to a great freaking start.
00:01:05,364 --> 00:01:07,535 Nice forest. It smells like dirt.
00:01:09,438 --> 00:01:11,208 Thanks for the disguise, darling.
00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,446 I love our son to death, but he's party quicksand.
00:01:13,446 --> 00:01:15,417 Shush! Don't call him our son out loud.
00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:16,653 It lowers our party value.
00:01:16,653 --> 00:01:19,994 True, and I want to have sex with everyone
00:01:19,994 --> 00:01:22,131 before Stupendous has sex with anyone.
00:01:22,131 --> 00:01:25,103 <i>[upbeat lyre music]</i>
00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:32,484 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:01:33,119 --> 00:01:36,058 <i>[dramatic chanting]</i>
00:01:36,058 --> 00:01:42,806 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:01:42,906 --> 00:01:45,143 <i>♪ Whoo ♪</i>
00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:50,354 ♪ People from the city, creatures from the wood ♪
00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:53,393 ♪ Everyone's a neighbor in nature's neighborhood ♪
00:01:53,493 --> 00:01:55,832 ♪ My name is Tom and I'm not part of this band ♪
00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:59,338 ♪ I just saw they were playing and thought I'd lend a hand ♪
00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:02,111 Which I'm learning is not necessary.
00:02:02,111 --> 00:02:03,714 Good night.
00:02:06,385 --> 00:02:09,324 Okay, so no point trying that.
00:02:09,324 --> 00:02:12,431 I figure, like, maybe six, seven hundred people.
00:02:12,431 --> 00:02:14,569 How about you? What do you do for violence?
00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,106 Well, I'm originally from the ocean.
00:02:16,106 --> 00:02:17,241 Have you ever been?
00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:18,644 It's basically a large, wet forest.
00:02:18,644 --> 00:02:21,216 You guys see that centaur eat it up there?
00:02:21,216 --> 00:02:23,053 Hi. Great forest. Thanks for having us.
00:02:23,053 --> 00:02:24,188 I'm king of the city.
00:02:24,188 --> 00:02:26,292 Ty! Mom and Dad are here.
00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:28,229 Yeah, go say hi. Go.
00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:30,434 Who invited the control freaks? [laughs]
00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:33,006 Hi, I'm Tyrannis, king of the city.
00:02:33,006 --> 00:02:35,210 I see you ladies are bushes.
00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:36,547 Is that a chosen form?
00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:38,951 Were you born that way? Do you have a ruler?
00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,120 King? Queen?
00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,059 Perhaps a nongendered bush supervisor.
00:02:43,059 --> 00:02:44,195 - Way to go. - You asshead!
00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:45,632 We talked about this!
00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:48,470 This is ridiculous. I can't possibly be that bad.
00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:52,177 They turned into bushes! I wish I could.
00:02:52,177 --> 00:02:53,781 You asked, like, six questions,
00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:55,416 and you don't even care about the answers.
00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:57,120 We tried to be nice about this.
00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,256 I don't know if that's true.
00:02:58,256 --> 00:02:59,827 You wanna compare it to something?
00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:02,298 You're going to kill me? My sister's gonna kill me.
00:03:02,298 --> 00:03:03,366 That's how much I suck at parties.
00:03:03,366 --> 00:03:06,606 Now you're getting it. Shoo. Go.
00:03:09,178 --> 00:03:10,881 - Oh, you grew back. - Where were we?
00:03:12,418 --> 00:03:13,721 Oh, this one's delicious.
00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:15,290 This one too. Lemony.
00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,927 - Care to switch? - Let's do.
00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,999 - Deliria! - Hegemone!
00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:22,906 Darling, this is Hegemone,
00:03:22,906 --> 00:03:25,678 the goddess of plants blooming and bearing fruit.
00:03:25,678 --> 00:03:28,551 Oh, I love that you've got a mantitore.
00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:30,588 They've gotten so popular.
00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:32,693 I think you'll find I'm one of a kind, my dear.
00:03:32,693 --> 00:03:34,061 Mine would disagree.
00:03:34,061 --> 00:03:35,631 Paizo, approach.
00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:36,700 Sexy evening.
00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,606 Great gods, aren't you a handsome old monster?
00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:42,411 [laughs] Likewise, my charming young friend.
00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:44,549 I found Paizo on Delos.
00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:46,452 Where'd you get yours? - In a blackout,
00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:48,490 but let's not waste the night discussing men.
00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:50,562 Let's find the coolest god at the party,
00:03:50,562 --> 00:03:52,298 and if we can't, that means it's us.
00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,501 Win-win.
00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,106 Oh, you two won't fight now, will you?
00:03:56,106 --> 00:03:57,608 Not in our nature, love.
00:03:57,608 --> 00:04:00,681 We seem to be a pair of very lucky monsters.
00:04:00,681 --> 00:04:03,286 Indeed! Perhaps by the night's end,
00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,890 we may even double our luck.
00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:06,259 As will our goddesses.
00:04:06,259 --> 00:04:08,196 [both laugh]
00:04:08,196 --> 00:04:09,498 In all seriousness, though,
00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:11,369 I'll understand if you're hesitant
00:04:11,369 --> 00:04:12,806 to let yours be with me.
00:04:12,806 --> 00:04:14,341 Well, not if that's what she wants,
00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,511 you stunning cad.
00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:17,248 We aren't the competitive type.
00:04:17,248 --> 00:04:19,018 Correct! Although in my case,
00:04:19,018 --> 00:04:22,258 it's because I never lose.
00:04:22,258 --> 00:04:25,397 [both laugh]
00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:28,302 Ah, yes, yes. Ah.
00:04:28,737 --> 00:04:30,373 And that's why it's so important
00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:32,244 to install the drainage ditches
00:04:32,244 --> 00:04:33,781 before you lay in the paving.
00:04:33,781 --> 00:04:37,187 Will you excuse me? I have to just...
00:04:37,187 --> 00:04:38,791 You have to turn into a flower
00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:41,262 because everyone just turns into stuff
00:04:41,262 --> 00:04:42,632 instead of walking away.
00:04:42,632 --> 00:04:44,636 Walking away is a human thing.
00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:46,540 You walked away from the forest,
00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:48,409 or don't you remember? - Remember?
00:04:48,409 --> 00:04:51,048 Do I remember humanity leaving the forest?
00:04:51,048 --> 00:04:52,417 No. I'm 29.
00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,921 But I can guess why we did.
00:04:53,921 --> 00:04:56,292 Stupid party. Ridiculous--
00:04:56,292 --> 00:04:58,363 - Why's that? - Whoa! Why's what?
00:04:58,363 --> 00:04:59,632 There's a whole world out here.
00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,335 This is where you're dangling?
00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,772 Why did humans leave the forest?
00:05:02,772 --> 00:05:05,912 Obviously to get fresh air and be free from...
00:05:05,912 --> 00:05:08,784 judgmental flowers and snobby animals.
00:05:08,784 --> 00:05:10,320 Sounds like we've been misrepresented.
00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,356 I'm Daphne.
00:05:11,356 --> 00:05:12,526 [sighs] Tyrannis.
00:05:12,526 --> 00:05:13,927 - King of the city. - Yeah.
00:05:13,927 --> 00:05:16,299 Are you, like, plant-bassador? Tree-aison?
00:05:16,299 --> 00:05:17,902 [laughs] We don't have a government.
00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:18,804 Oh, brother.
00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:20,541 Even the gods say that, and they're lying.
00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:22,310 If you've got a face, then you've got
00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,647 someone at some point yelling in it.
00:05:23,647 --> 00:05:25,016 Definitely true at the moment.
00:05:25,016 --> 00:05:26,052 Sorry. What am I doing?
00:05:26,152 --> 00:05:29,559 I'm ashamed because apparently, I'm bad at parties.
00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:31,797 And I'm not natural, so nature intimidates me,
00:05:31,797 --> 00:05:34,569 and now I'm throwing a tantrum at a harmless tree lady.
00:05:34,569 --> 00:05:37,542 Well, see, that's honest, and honesty is natural.
00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,980 Would you like to take a walk down by the river,
00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:40,881 where it's quieter?
00:05:40,982 --> 00:05:42,518 You can tell me all about your government.
00:05:42,518 --> 00:05:44,589 I would love that.
00:05:44,589 --> 00:05:47,061 Can you just hold on one moment?
00:05:47,061 --> 00:05:48,697 Don't go anywhere.
00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:55,410 <i>[sly music]</i>
00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,180 [tree chimes]
00:05:57,180 --> 00:06:01,089 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:04,261 The chief of centaurs seems quite taken with Echo.
00:06:04,261 --> 00:06:05,598 That won't sit well with Pan.
00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,734 Tell Echo to seal it,
00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,269 and we'll offer to keep it quiet...
00:06:08,269 --> 00:06:10,407 if he migrates.
00:06:10,407 --> 00:06:11,577 Why are you here?
00:06:11,577 --> 00:06:13,179 Your target's in the wind.
00:06:13,179 --> 00:06:14,348 I blew him back.
00:06:14,348 --> 00:06:15,818 He's simple. He'll be here all night.
00:06:15,818 --> 00:06:17,555 He wants to tell me about his government.
00:06:17,555 --> 00:06:19,325 I missed the reason you're here.
00:06:19,325 --> 00:06:20,762 He's simple, sister.
00:06:20,762 --> 00:06:22,799 I don't know how humans are picking kings these days,
00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,468 but this guy may have won a contest.
00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,538 Or his people lost one.
00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:27,240 He's not what I'd call a threat.
00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,311 Oh. What's he king of again?
00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:30,848 - A city. - What do cities make?
00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,719 all: Humans! - What do humans make?
00:06:32,719 --> 00:06:34,455 all: Cities! - What do they make them from?
00:06:34,455 --> 00:06:35,490 all: Wood! - What are we?
00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:36,560 all: Wood nymphs!
00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,330 So what do wood nymphs do?
00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:39,599 all: Kill!
00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,637 Thanks. I just lose perspective sometimes.
00:06:41,637 --> 00:06:43,005 I'll get back to work.
00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:45,344 [partygoers cheer]
00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:46,614 Hey, guys. No big deal,
00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:47,649 but just wanted to let you know
00:06:47,749 --> 00:06:50,621 I'm talking to the hottest tree nymph in the forest.
00:06:50,621 --> 00:06:52,490 And you know, I'm not saying it's romantic,
00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:54,830 but I am saying she probably gets to choose
00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,567 how she spends her time at parties.
00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:58,369 And you left her
00:06:58,369 --> 00:07:00,273 to brag about it to your big sister.
00:07:00,273 --> 00:07:01,476 [laughs] - [laughs]
00:07:01,476 --> 00:07:03,446 No, seriously, man, congratulations.
00:07:03,446 --> 00:07:05,350 Sounds like you finally found someone
00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:06,553 out of their mind.
00:07:06,553 --> 00:07:08,489 Or someone that knows you're king,
00:07:08,489 --> 00:07:09,759 and she's up to something.
00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:11,697 I love this response, because it confirms
00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:14,335 that this was always about some sad competition.
00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:16,305 - Yeah, for you. - No, for you.
00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:17,475 Look at you guys.
00:07:17,475 --> 00:07:19,278 You're worse at partying than me, so I win.
00:07:19,278 --> 00:07:20,648 But not really, because I think
00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,218 when partying is a competition,
00:07:22,218 --> 00:07:23,419 you automatically lose.
00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:24,488 Sounds like you lost, then.
00:07:24,589 --> 00:07:26,659 - No, you did. - No, you lost,
00:07:26,659 --> 00:07:28,531 because for you, it's a competition.
00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,267 You guys competing about partying?
00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,402 all: No. - Okay.
00:07:31,503 --> 00:07:32,505 Because if you are,
00:07:32,505 --> 00:07:33,707 no better way to settle it
00:07:33,707 --> 00:07:35,309 than who does the most beans.
00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:36,913 What are we, children? Get out of here.
00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:40,120 Hey, man, all you had to say was "We don't do beans."
00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,656 I do beans, dumbass.
00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:44,061 Me too. Your beans probably suck.
00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,103 Oh, man. Have fun, guys.
00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:51,576 Dude, these mortals just swallowed an entire bean.
00:07:51,576 --> 00:07:53,948 We weren't supposed to take a whole bean?
00:07:53,948 --> 00:07:56,586 - You said you do beans! - Everyone does beans!
00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,089 Relax! Everyone relax.
00:07:58,089 --> 00:07:58,991 He was hazing us,
00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:00,828 and he's waiting for us to freak out, so don't.
00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,199 Just kick back and enjoy the party.
00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:04,669 Right. Right.
00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:09,277 - How you doing? - What's up?
00:08:09,277 --> 00:08:10,414 Cool party.
00:08:10,515 --> 00:08:14,020 [all screaming]
00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:19,599 Why am I so small?
00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:20,701 Why do I have two heads?
00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,737 Where's that cool nymph I liked?
00:08:21,737 --> 00:08:24,141 I'm not a second head, idiot.
00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:25,310 I'm your inner critic.
00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,546 What's an inner critic?
00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:28,517 - You can hear him? - Everyone can now.
00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:30,386 That's how messed up you are.
00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:32,024 Why don't you stuff more magic beans
00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:34,529 from random weirdos into your face?
00:08:34,529 --> 00:08:36,299 What, you don't have a voice in your head
00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,301 that tells you you suck?
00:08:37,301 --> 00:08:38,671 Yeah, it's called Mom.
00:08:38,671 --> 00:08:40,307 [gasps] We gotta find Mom.
00:08:40,307 --> 00:08:41,743 She'll make me big again!
00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:43,747 I have to find Daphne. We connected.
00:08:43,747 --> 00:08:45,050 You're connecting with more than that.
00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:47,387 Oh, no, I can taste through my feet.
00:08:47,387 --> 00:08:49,893 Why is dirt delicious? Ugh! Yuck!
00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:51,462 I refuse this.
00:08:51,462 --> 00:08:53,332 Wait, you can just refuse it?
00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,036 I refuse this!
00:08:56,005 --> 00:08:57,608 Come on!
00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:58,977 Is that Hephaestus over there?
00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:00,782 No, just a normal ugly person.
00:09:00,782 --> 00:09:03,153 We may be the coolest people here.
00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:04,021 And what about mortals?
00:09:04,155 --> 00:09:06,659 Who're those idiots tripping on magic beans?
00:09:06,659 --> 00:09:07,929 I'm afraid those are my children.
00:09:08,029 --> 00:09:10,367 Interesting. I think that makes me
00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:11,503 the coolest person here.
00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:12,605 Congratulations.
00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,909 To be clear, there's a solid chance
00:09:14,909 --> 00:09:16,913 I'll be making love to your wife tonight.
00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:18,684 That's been established and permitted.
00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,721 Dad! Down here!
00:09:20,721 --> 00:09:22,190 Hi, kids. Is your night
00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:25,598 as completely free of concern as mine definitely is?
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,502 Stupendous shrank,
00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:29,472 and I have an external inner critic.
00:09:29,472 --> 00:09:30,742 Nice to meet you.
00:09:30,742 --> 00:09:31,777 And can I just say,
00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,547 you were wise to neglect
00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:36,920 this pretentious, living scrotum.
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,458 Wow. You're pretty high, son.
00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,295 - Uh-huh. - Where's Mom?
00:09:41,395 --> 00:09:42,598 If I knew how to know that,
00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:44,936 I wouldn't be her husband, honey.
00:09:46,406 --> 00:09:47,675 How you going to do it?
00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:49,879 - I don't know. - Should look like an accident.
00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:51,917 Late night swim? - Overdose.
00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:54,021 Won't they just replace him with a stronger king?
00:09:54,021 --> 00:09:56,659 [mockingly] Oh, no. Then we have to kill him?
00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,597 [forcefully] It's almost like war is hard work.
00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,799 I'm just saying,
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,134 if we're protecting the environment,
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,607 why not keep someone we can influence on the throne?
00:10:03,607 --> 00:10:05,010 I'm trying to be strategic, not lazy.
00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,412 Be strategic with your target,
00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:07,948 not with us.
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,723 Hey, stranger.
00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:13,794 Why, hey, hey. Sorry, lost you.
00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:15,330 Wow. Do you wanna dance?
00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,667 Is that a thing in the forest?
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,838 [grunting]
00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:20,173 Are you on beans?
00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:22,645 I may have done a whole bean. Is that dangerous?
00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:23,747 Well, no.
00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,551 They're way safer than people think.
00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:26,653 You could take ten of them. [laughs]
00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:27,621 But you didn't hear that from me.
00:10:27,621 --> 00:10:28,791 That's a relief. [sighs]
00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:29,960 Hey, why'd you take any?
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,163 If I'm honest, I wanted to be cool.
00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:34,603 Honestly, the forest isn't always cool
00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:35,938 It's not even always honest.
00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,909 Really? Because I kind of bragged
00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:39,779 to my sister that you were hanging out with me,
00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:41,583 and she said you were probably up to something,
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,788 like you had an agenda, and I thought--
00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:46,760 [upbeat dance music playing]
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,564 [partygoers cheering]
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:55,944 ♪ ♪
00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:03,894 [thunder claps]
00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,735 Holy balls! It's Dionysus!
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,004 [partygoers cheering] - Spit in my mouth!
00:11:09,104 --> 00:11:11,408 Raise my children! Whoo!
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,712 Somebody here
00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,849 just started partying so hard
00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:17,321 that I personally felt it clear across the world,
00:11:17,321 --> 00:11:20,426 where you better believe I was at an even cooler party.
00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:23,098 Bring this party child to me.
00:11:24,869 --> 00:11:26,907 What's your name, party child?
00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:29,746 - Tyrannis. - What made you party so hard?
00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,248 A girl kissed me.
00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,088 [all gasp]
00:11:34,088 --> 00:11:37,493 That is the only right answer!
00:11:37,493 --> 00:11:41,670 This is now the coolest party!
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:45,545 [partygoers cheering]
00:11:45,545 --> 00:11:48,551 [frenetic music playing]
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:53,092 ♪ ♪
00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:56,499 Hey, hey, hey! I know you!
00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,402 Look at these goddesses!
00:11:58,402 --> 00:11:59,437 That's my mom!
00:11:59,605 --> 00:12:03,513 Is it true my child summoned you with his partying?
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:07,655 Do you know how weirdly close I am to admiring you tonight?
00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:08,891 I love you, Mom.
00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:11,128 I want you to meet someone very special.
00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:12,230 Where'd she go?
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,467 Don't just stand there, party child.
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,537 Go to her!
00:12:15,637 --> 00:12:17,006 Yes. Thank you. I will!
00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:19,512 I love you guys! We should all hang out more!
00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:21,683 We should hang out more!
00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,052 I don't know why we don't.
00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,756 I guess because you take it
00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:26,926 to some pretty dangerous extremes
00:12:26,926 --> 00:12:29,231 and never really know when to stop.
00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:30,968 Like this!
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,938 - Did you just dose me? - Yeah.
00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:35,444 Good. Next time, don't take so long.
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,915 We should hang out more!
00:12:37,915 --> 00:12:39,953 This party just got tremendous.
00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:42,592 - Agreed! - I've decided not to ruin it
00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:44,127 by making love to your wife.
00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:46,098 - What? Why? - Because I respect you.
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,267 Well, if you respect me,
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,739 you very much will make love to my wife.
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,475 I think we know you'd rather I not.
00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:52,845 Take that back.
00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:55,016 Easy now. We're not a competitive breed.
00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:56,319 Exactly, my dashing friend,
00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,322 which is why I find it a bit offensive
00:12:58,322 --> 00:13:00,961 that you continue trying to make me jealous.
00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:03,299 No mantitore can make another mantitore jealous,
00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,368 my sexy brother.
00:13:04,468 --> 00:13:06,404 There's simply some that are and some that aren't.
00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:09,812 I'm afraid I can't hear you over my wonderful fantasy
00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:11,482 of you and my wife in bed together.
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,217 Sorry, old man.
00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,354 I think you're just saying that.
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,662 - My God. - That's right,
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:18,797 you gorgeous monster.
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,734 I told you I never lose.
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,705 I've proven you're possessive.
00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:24,140 [yelps]
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,151 How could you let this happen?
00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:31,355 It's insane that you're blaming this on me.
00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:34,094 Oh, is this your family? Too early for me to meet them?
00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:35,363 I just need a moment, Tyrannis.
00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:37,234 You need to get Dionysus out of here.
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,739 You want me to ask the god of parties
00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:41,008 to leave a party.
00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,778 Yes! You summoned him.
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,883 Well, we did, with our love.
00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:46,653 [laughing derisively]
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,122 That's not the reaction
00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:50,059 one wants to that, but okay.
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:53,099 You humans think love is when someone smiles at you.
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,069 I can't really argue with that.
00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,272 I mean, it's a pretty big deal
00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:57,373 when we're not killing each other.
00:13:57,373 --> 00:14:00,279 Exactly. You're like termites to us,
00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:02,885 but that's misleading because we don't hate termites.
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,758 But you're like a mentally diseased colony
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,293 of giant termites.
00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:09,197 This would go down easier if you jumped in with
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,569 "My sisters are just really protective."
00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:13,039 Tyrannis, grow up!
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,174 How naive can you be?
00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:17,147 The forest hates you. You are our enemy.
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,920 I was assigned to you. I'm supposed to kill you!
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,558 See, Daphne, you were doing so good,
00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:23,761 and then wow.
00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,296 Assigned? To kill me?
00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:27,568 Ty, sweetheart, everyone loves a love story,
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:30,674 but when it stops being fun, you move on to the next one.
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:31,877 So glad to hear you say that.
00:14:31,877 --> 00:14:32,945 We'd like you to leave our forest.
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:34,782 Excuse me?
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,451 Take it easy, Daphne. He's a god.
00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:39,157 Enough with this. You're destroying our home.
00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:41,162 Not to mention their place of work.
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:42,931 I'm sorry. What's your name?
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:44,835 Don't answer. Nobody cares.
00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:47,841 Every party in the world is my home.
00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:49,812 I decide who stays in it and who leaves,
00:14:49,812 --> 00:14:51,683 and I don't like you mistreating
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,386 my rare, beautiful party child.
00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:55,357 [snaps fingers] [partygoers yelling]
00:14:55,357 --> 00:14:56,626 Whoa!
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,362 Tyrannis, hear my tale.
00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:01,068 I was once you. I wanted to be cool.
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,104 You know what everyone said?
00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:03,205 "Stop wanting that.
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:05,109 It's not cool to wanna be cool."
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:07,948 Well, isn't that convenient for the already cool?
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,654 Well, now I'm one of the already cool.
00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:13,058 Now nobody tells me anything.
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:15,263 There's no ceiling to a party, but there is a ladder,
00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:17,100 and we are climbing to the top.
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,272 Come on, I wanna introduce you to some leopards.
00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:24,549 Hey, baby!
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,283 Oh, where's Shlub?
00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:27,187 He fled in great humiliation.
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,224 Frankly, in a jealous rage.
00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:32,030 My husband was jealous? Odd.
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,198 I agree. If you'd like,
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,205 I can... make love to you. Maybe later.
00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,877 Hey. It hasn't come up yet,
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:41,081 but if Deliria and Shlub are down,
00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:43,018 I might want to have a threesome with them.
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:45,356 - What about me? - Ooh, possessive much?
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:48,129 This isn't working. Find your own ride home.
00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:50,232 - Where are we? - Oh, no. Look.
00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:53,139 A guy playing an instrument nobody asked him to bring?
00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:55,410 Two people trying to solve racism?
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,948 A girl puking and crying at the same time?
00:15:57,948 --> 00:15:59,117 My God.
00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:00,520 We're at the party's outer edge.
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,321 Well, yeah.
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,357 Where'd you think you'd end up, dork?
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:05,597 This next song is about a very wondrous wall.
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,100 [wails]
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,302 Are you all right?
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,939 Stop pretending you care about others.
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,710 I'm fine, but you people should run
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:12,712 while you have a chance.
00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:13,947 Why? It's just a party.
00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:15,182 Wrong, tiny girl.
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,153 There isn't any party like a Dionysus party
00:16:17,153 --> 00:16:19,759 because a Dionysus party never stops.
00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:21,361 [partygoers clamoring]
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,967 Wow, our little brother wins again.
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,305 He's not a party killer. He's the party king.
00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:28,075 Oh. You're Tyrannis' sister.
00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,712 You might be able to save his life.
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:30,747 Is he in danger?
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:31,682 Everyone here is.
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,586 Dionysus doesn't eat or drink to stay alive,
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,391 and he doesn't leave until the party is dead.
00:16:36,391 --> 00:16:38,061 How do we get Ty out of there?
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,599 Honestly? Give him your approval.
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,903 He's the single most emotionally deprived human
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:42,905 I've ever met.
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:43,907 I was assigned to kill him,
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:44,942 and he wanted to marry me.
00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:46,245 But the first thing on his mind
00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:48,149 was bragging about me to you.
00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:50,621 He cares about your opinion. You're his family.
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:51,388 both: Gross.
00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:53,527 Listen to the leaf lady, ass-face.
00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:56,231 This is your chance to do something useful.
00:16:56,231 --> 00:16:58,135 Why would you want that? You hate me.
00:16:58,135 --> 00:17:00,239 Are you--how stupid are you?
00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:03,079 If I hated you, I wouldn't talk to you.
00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,214 I want you to be better.
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,686 I just happen to know it's impossible.
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,825 Ow!
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,800 There! Come on, go!
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,971 The party's too awesome!
00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:17,808 Just dance your way over!
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,846 I can't, okay?
00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:21,381 Hey, jackass, you wanna know
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,818 what the worst thing about you is?
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:23,954 Not really.
00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,489 Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway,
00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:27,795 and after that, you're on your own.
00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:28,997 Wait, what are you saying?
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:31,736 You know what really sucks about you?
00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:33,841 You're too hard on yourself.
00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:35,510 Whoa.
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,021 'Sup? How you doing?
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,524 Party! No wrong answer.
00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:44,194 Look at the little fish bowl baby.
00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,164 Oh, my God, I love you, fish bowl baby.
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,302 Oh, no, I'm undone by my own confidence!
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,439 I got it from here!
00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:56,919 I respect you. - You do?
00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:57,888 Yeah, basically.
00:17:57,888 --> 00:17:59,558 I mean, you stand up for what you believe in.
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:01,562 Daphne was right when she said that--oof!
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,299 What did Daphne say? That was my sister.
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,469 Well, now she can join the tree wench
00:18:05,469 --> 00:18:08,275 outside the party, because they are zero fun.
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,310 Is that what you do
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,312 with the things that aren't fun?
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:13,085 You just toss them aside like you did with Daphne,
00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,387 like you did with my sister?
00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,591 What about the serious stuff,
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:17,561 the important stuff like saving the forest,
00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,765 like believing in a better future,
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,466 like family?
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,303 I'm sorry. I'm so bored.
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,540 What are you talking about?
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,309 What happens when the party's over?
00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,815 The party's never over.
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,286 The party never ends!
00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:32,858 Then I guess you haven't met Tyrannis,
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:34,796 king party killer.
00:18:34,796 --> 00:18:35,664 Hi, I'm Tyrannis.
00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,434 What's your favorite form of government?
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,304 - What are you doing? - Hi.
00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,108 Would you like to hear about sewage maintenance?
00:18:41,108 --> 00:18:42,410 It's more complex than you'd think.
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,447 It's essentially a network of feces.
00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:47,186 What are you trying to prove, party child?
00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:48,488 - What's your favorite color? - Ugh.
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:50,092 - Guess how old I am. - Ugh.
00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,430 I had the craziest dream last night.
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,136 Aren't politics the worst? Let's argue about them!
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,406 I had such hopes for you.
00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:59,377 There's so much hunger in the world.
00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:01,281 What do you know about cockroaches?
00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:03,118 Do you know you have something in your teeth?
00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:05,222 It's okay. So do I.
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,694 Go, you boring son of a bitch, go.
00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,632 Is this how you do this? Here we go.
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,201 I think I've got it. Bear with me.
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:13,405 ♪ La, la, la, party song ♪
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,243 ♪ La, la la ♪ Everybody!
00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:17,748 That's it!
00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:21,923 This party sucks!
00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:23,191 [thunder rumbling]
00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:25,096 [leopards roar]
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:28,102 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:30,273 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:32,443 [partygoers mumbling]
00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:39,959 Did you just defeat the god of parties
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,896 by ruining his party?
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:44,134 - Yes. - My son!
00:19:44,134 --> 00:19:45,303 My son.
00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:47,875 My love, I was possessive tonight.
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,910 Of me, I assume.
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:49,578 Of course.
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,248 Makes sense. I am incredible.
00:19:51,248 --> 00:19:53,119 I'd be possessive of you as well
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,287 under very specific,
00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:56,258 impossible-to-achieve circumstances.
00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:58,763 Mama, can you enlarge me?
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:02,036 Afraid not, darling. The only antidote to bean magic
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,071 is pure sincerity.
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,343 Tell us what animal you find most attractive.
00:20:05,343 --> 00:20:06,345 Don't think. Just say it.
00:20:06,345 --> 00:20:08,516 - River otter! - [laughs]
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:11,287 I'm kidding. I can enlarge you.
00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:12,758 "River otter."
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,728 [laughs]
00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:16,699 Do I have to run?
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,637 No. You almost killed the forest.
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,440 We almost killed you. You saved the forest.
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,408 I'm not killing you.
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:22,545 We have to figure out
00:20:22,545 --> 00:20:24,180 a better way to deal with you idiots.
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,218 What a gift. So I guess for now,
00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:28,355 screw you and thanks.
00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:30,827 You're welcome, party child.
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,169 [grunts]
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:37,941 [pained grunts]
00:20:41,749 --> 00:20:43,152 Mm, asleep, sleeping.
00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,655 Asleep. Dead? Asleep.
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:47,193 Dead asleep. Ah, what do we have here?
00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:48,530 Don't mind if I do.
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,334 Thank you, my handsome man-horse.
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,640 Hello, you stunning son of a bitch.
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,579 I could say the same, so I will. Hello.
00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:58,482 What brings you around these parts?
00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:00,854 Why, you did, with the beans.
00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,490 Speaking of, may I?
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,360 You may and you must.
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,732 [laughs] Well, it looks like my lucky morning.
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:07,567 Indeed.
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,304 To think I just gave up on an orgy.
00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:11,074 What? Have you gone mad?
00:21:11,074 --> 00:21:12,744 [all laugh] - We laugh.
00:21:12,744 --> 00:21:15,316 Hopefully, that's not all we do.
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,153 Speaking of, bean?
00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:18,623 I'll take whatever you're offering.
00:21:18,623 --> 00:21:20,292 - Don't tempt me. - Why not?
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:21,562 He just did.
00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:23,934 - Here I am. - Prompt and perfect.
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:24,969 Just how I like it.
00:21:24,969 --> 00:21:25,771 Go tell base we've got
00:21:25,771 --> 00:21:28,408 a level-seven cascading bean orgy.
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:30,647 Well, you gobbled that right down.
00:21:30,647 --> 00:21:32,449 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:35,957 <i>Bento.</i>

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