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Прометей
Prometheus
Сезон: 01Серия: 04
Описание
Тиранис и Гиппокамп освобождают Прометея от наказания, назначенного Зевсом, и выясняется, что у него была история отношений с Делирией. Однако выясняется, что Прометей планирует отомстить Зевсу за вечное наказание. Тем временем Шлуб отводит Ступендуса в Циклопию, чтобы найти циклопа, с которым Делирия ранее вступила в связь и родила Ступендуса. Она находит своего отца Донни, а Шлуб на собственном горьком опыте убеждается, что от некоторых вещей лучше держаться подальше.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:07,280 Каждый год в этот день мы вспоминаем Прометея, единственного бога, которым я восхищаюсь.
- 00:00:07,370 --> 00:00:09,620 - Разве твоя мама не бог? - Да.
- 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,540 Прометей, как все знают, дал людям огонь,
- 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:15,080 пойдя наперекор горе Олимп.
- 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:17,290 - Как же это круто. - Очень круто.
- 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:18,550 Мероприятие не интерактивное.
- 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:20,010 - Держи, Гиппо. - Спасибо, брат.
- 00:00:20,090 --> 00:00:25,470 Продолжая темы вдохновения и технологий, которые Прометей для меня символизирует,
- 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:32,180 я зажгу прометеев огонь этого года, используя как можно больше технологий.
- 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:40,110 Вы поняли суть.
- 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:49,530 Узрите! Ваша...
- 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,620 Ой, ёлки-палки. Вы все там!
- 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:55,420 Какой приятный сюрприз. Я не знаю, что сказать.
- 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,540 Мама, это не для тебя. Это в честь Прометея.
- 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:00,550 В таком случае я знаю, что сказать.
- 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:01,340 Сосите!
- 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:03,260 Ладно, иди отоспись.
- 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:05,340 Нет, нет. Давайте...
- 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:07,220 Это праздник в честь Прометея.
- 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,850 Давайте праздновать.
- 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,020 - Пожар! - Мое стадо горит!
- 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,560 Кто-нибудь, позовите Прометея.
- 00:01:17,650 --> 00:01:19,650 Попросите забрать эту штуку назад, я права?
- 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,030 Еще рано так шутить?
- 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,020 Я мало что помню с прошлого вечера.
- 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:55,180 Хорошо тебе.
- 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:58,230 Ты всё вздыхаешь из-за того, что я якобы испортила
- 00:01:58,270 --> 00:02:01,270 ваш кругодроч на Прометея, который якобы нельзя испортить.
- 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,400 Оказалось, что можно.
- 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,490 "О, Прометей, ты такой потрясный.
- 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:07,450 Спасибо, что украл огонь".
- 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:10,700 Я всё время что-то краду. Смотрите.
- 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,080 Я украла всю воду. Где мой праздник?
- 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:20,080 Вы же знаете, что стало с Прометеем сразу после выходки с огнём?
- 00:02:20,170 --> 00:02:24,050 Зевс приковал его к скале, и орёл будет вечно вечность клевать его печень.
- 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:26,340 Конечно мы знаем. Это лучшая часть.
- 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,470 Ты хочешь, чтобы нам разонравился Прометей,
- 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:30,840 и твой аргумент это то, что он страдал за нас?
- 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:35,680 Мой аргумент в том, что орёл будет клевать его печень веки вечные.
- 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:40,723 А взамен вы каждый год зажигаете в его честь свечу. Вот мой аргумент.
- 00:02:40,723 --> 00:02:41,980 Да, да, этого следовало ожидать.
- 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,600 Угадайте, какой сегодня день.
- 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,230 Все гадают, какой сегодня день.
- 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,480 У нас нет календаря.
- 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,480 День, когда мама пообещала сказать мне,
- 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,810 где мой родной отец, чтобы я могла его побить!
- 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,650 Это на меня не похоже.
- 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:55,820 С чего мне обещать что-то для кого-то сделать без какой-либо выгоды?
- 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:58,740 Вспомни, я спросила, где мой настоящий папа, потому что хотела его побить.
- 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:01,620 Ты сказала: "Я тебе не скажу". А я спросила: "Почему".
- 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:03,870 А ты ответила: "Тебе три года". И я спросила: "А когда скажешь?"
- 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,710 И ты ответила: "В день, когда ты сможешь проглотить целого поросёнка".
- 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:09,920 Ну вот, я тренировалась, и этот день настал!
- 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,210 - Нет, нет, нет, нет! - Оу, оу, оу, оу!
- 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,290 Мы поверим тебе на слово.
- 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:13,960 И нам правда нужен календарь.
- 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:16,840 Милая, я явно просто хотела от тебя отделаться.
- 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,590 Я не знаю, где твой отец, и мне всё равно.
- 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,760 Он циклоп, да?
- 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:23,310 Он должен быть на том острове, где живут все циклопы.
- 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:25,390 Есть остров циклопов?
- 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,850 Кто доставит меня туда?
- 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,810 Это будет болтливое летающее чудовище.
- 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,980 - Думаю, я не должен вмешиваться, это твоя д... - Ты это уже сделал.
- 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:34,650 Теперь развлекайся. Пока-пока. Хлоп-хлоп.
- 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:36,530 Нет, не доедай.
- 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:38,280 Лети голодным. Будет тебе урок.
- 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,450 - Какой? - Не лезть.
- 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:40,740 Понял.
- 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:45,330 Если понадоблюсь, я допиваю нектар в облаках, потому что я великолепна.
- 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:48,580 Я ухожу, удивительное животное!
- 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,080 У меня похмелье, и мне нечего доказывать.
- 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:53,130 Полустраус уходит.
- 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:56,550 Ах, это дуновение свежего океанского ветерка между ног.
- 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,470 Можно спросить, почему ты хочешь побить отца?
- 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:01,300 Ты чувствуешь себя брошенной?
- 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:03,260 Что? Нет. Не лезь в это!
- 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,220 Я не знаю почему.
- 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:09,270 Просто есть какой-то мужик, из-за которого я появилась.
- 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:13,770 И он должен знать, что это не делает его лучше меня. Поэтому я ему врежу.
- 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:16,690 Сдаётся мне, это твои циклопские инстинкты дают о себе знать.
- 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:20,280 Должен предупредить, их культура очень агрессивна.
- 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,370 Эй, это Циклопия, остров в форме одного глаза?
- 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:26,120 Это он. Но по сути у всех островов форма...
- 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,830 Что ты делаешь? Не надо лететь прямо дотуда.
- 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:30,830 Это будет позорно. Сбрось меня в стороне.
- 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:41,590 Кто из вас, жопоклюев, обрюхатил мою маму?
- 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,640 - Кто хочет знать? - Кто спрашивает?
- 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,640 - С чего нам тебе отвечать? - Я тебе жопу на морду натяну!
- 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,720 Эй, поосторожнее, двуглазая!
- 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:51,060 Я не двуглазая.
- 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:52,690 Это же глаз ДОнни.
- 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:55,520 Ты прав! Это чёртов глаз Донни.
- 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:57,520 Донни! Твоя дочь?
- 00:04:57,610 --> 00:05:01,440 Чёрт. Наверно. Почему ты ведёшь себя как мудила?
- 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:03,570 Может, потому что я наполовину мудила.
- 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:09,580 Ты пришла сюда плакаться о своих чувствах и винить меня в том, как ты живёшь?
- 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,540 Я пришла затолкать твои зубы тебе в глотку!
- 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,710 - Мне это нравится. - Правда?
- 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,960 Да, конечно. Мужик обрюхатил твою маму.
- 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,800 И как это понимать, он что, считает себя лучше тебя?
- 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,720 Мы здесь все бьём своих пап.
- 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,050 Эй, хочешь пива?
- 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,720 Мы пьём из бочек вместо кружек.
- 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,180 Возможно. Но я пришла сюда драться.
- 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,600 Да, а для чего по твоему пиво? Чтобы радовать людей?
- 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:41,350 Что если я скажу, что хочу освободить Прометея?
- 00:05:41,390 --> 00:05:42,560 Я бы сказал "выйди наружу".
- 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:45,900 Если теперь ты это так называешь, "выпустить кракена" всё равно звучит круче.
- 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:51,110 Я серьёзно. Мы знаем, что наш герой прикован где-то к скале, и орёл клюёт его печень.
- 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,360 И мы ничего не делаем? Почему?
- 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:54,530 Мы не хотим злить Зевса.
- 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,980 И у нас нет мечты доказать, что твоя мать неправа.
- 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,530 Ладно тебе, ты учёный.
- 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:01,800 Если Прометей прикован к скале, то не обычной цепью.
- 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,670 То есть?
- 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:06,250 Ты мог бы придумать способ обнаружить этот металл.
- 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:10,670 Тогда мы найдём Прометея и освободим его.
- 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,800 И конкретно насолим твоей маме.
- 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,340 Ты одержим моей мамой.
- 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:17,760 Ладно, если тебе так будет легче. Думаю, ты говоришь о магните.
- 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:18,760 Что такое магнит?
- 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:19,970 Способ насолить твоей маме.
- 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:22,390 Тогда мне это нравится. И под собой я имею в виду тебя.
- 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,850 Тебе нравятся магниты. А я хочу освободить Прометея.
- 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,850 Сделаем это! Мозги и сердце.
- 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:31,570 Это что... Мы придумываем особенное...
- 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:32,610 Братское рукопожатие.
- 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,410 Да, вот так... а затем...
- 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:36,910 Доведём до ума позже.
- 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:41,450 Мы уже близко.
- 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,870 Эта штука правда работает?
- 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,580 Так, нет, она ничего не делает.
- 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:47,540 Это глупо. Я был дураком!
- 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:48,840 Не знаю, о чём я думал.
- 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,840 Эй, не будь так строг к себе.
- 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,800 Нет, замолчи. Посмотри на меня.
- 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,010 Я пытаюсь компенсировать свое отвратительное тело интеллектом.
- 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:57,760 Но я не настолько умён.
- 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,890 Я просто... Обалдеть, я гений!
- 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:01,776 Иди туда и не надо меня недооценивать.
- 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:04,390 Это была проверка твоей веры в науку, и ты ее провалил.
- 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,730 Боже, о боже, сколько можно?!
- 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:09,650 О боже! Каждый раз больно.
- 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,480 А теперь заживает, хорошо, стало полегче.
- 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:14,360 О боже, сколько можно?!
- 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,030 Как думаешь, это он?
- 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:18,870 Прометей.
- 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:20,450 Эй, вам лучше уйти отсюда.
- 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:23,450 Здесь орёл, который ест... О боже! Печень!
- 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,250 Каждый раз больно!
- 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,670 Прометей, я Тиран, царь Крапополиса.
- 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,170 Это мой брат, Гиппокамп.
- 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,710 - Твой фанат. - Привет, ребята.
- 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,210 Приятно познакомиться, но тут орёл ест мою печень.
- 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:36,760 Если мы тебя освободим, скажешь моей матери, что она трепло?
- 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,930 Не знаю, дай подумать. Да!
- 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:41,640 О боже, снова печень!
- 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,890 О, какая особая, специфичная боль.
- 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,640 Дайте взглянуть на цепи.
- 00:07:46,730 --> 00:07:49,190 О ней не задумываешься, как о чувствительной области.
- 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:52,150 - Ты про печень? - Да, про печень, это больно.
- 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,860 Когда ты идёшь в детстве играть, мать не говорит: "Прикрой печень".
- 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:58,708 Но я провёл столетия, умоляя орла попробовать яичко или глазное яблоко.
- 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,280 Что угодно стало бы отпуском.
- 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:03,740 Как успехи с цепями, дружок? Уже скоро?
- 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:08,250 Боги. Одержимы наказаниями, но ленятся с механикой.
- 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:12,790 Тебе понравилось? Моя печень была вкусной?
- 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,590 Ты хочешь убить орла?
- 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:16,710 С чего мне это делать?
- 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,680 Ах да, он вечность ел мою печень. Вот с чего.
- 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,390 - Нет проблем. - Ты это заслужил.
- 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:25,390 Спасибо, что освободили меня, Гиппокамп и Тиран.
- 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:30,100 Хватит себя жалить. Зачем ты себя жалишь?
- 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:32,520 Я ответил на твой вопрос несколько раз.
- 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,270 Я не жалю себя.
- 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,650 Свалите, ребята.
- 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:37,570 Ну и ладно.
- 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:38,690 Как дела?
- 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:40,570 Это место мне не по душе.
- 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,070 Почему ты всё еще здесь?
- 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,410 Я не могу сказать твоей матери, что оставил тебя тут.
- 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,870 Почему? Ты не мой папа.
- 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:47,790 И я не обязана тебе объясняться.
- 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:50,670 Ты всё равно не поймёшь. Ты двуглазый.
- 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:53,080 Эй, идиотка, ты идёшь?
- 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:56,550 Ты мной не командуешь, придурок!
- 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:59,590 Мы идём на пляж бросаться камнями в остров великанов.
- 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,630 Он не понимает, что это невозможно?
- 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:02,890 У них нет восприятия глубины.
- 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:04,600 Пока!
- 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:14,940 Я никогда не мог попасть в этих придурков, но мне нравится пытаться.
- 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:18,480 Великаны это просто циклопы с лишним глазом!
- 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,570 Охренеть.
- 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,030 Ты попала в великана!
- 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,240 Кажется, это был ребёнок, но это был великанский ребёнок!
- 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:29,250 Да, я это сделала!
- 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:32,710 В общем, слушай.
- 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:34,790 Было весело, но...
- 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,670 Будет еще веселее?
- 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,670 Не усложняй себе жизнь.
- 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,050 Ты огромная и крутая,
- 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:42,720 но в глубине души ты думаешь: "Я хочу к папочке".
- 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,890 У циклопов так не принято.
- 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:47,600 Мы не прячем близость за агрессией.
- 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,520 Мы по-настоящему агрессивные.
- 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,810 Я не уверена, что я тебя понимаю!
- 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,440 Как тебе?
- 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:59,530 Это лучше, чем пытаться меня обнять,
- 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:01,940 но я всё равно вижу, что ты хочешь меня обнять.
- 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,780 Как насчёт обнять твой череп камнем?
- 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,160 Тогда я умру, зная, что я ошибался.
- 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,160 Но если я прав, ты не сможешь меня убить.
- 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,620 У тебя один глаз, но ты ведёшь себя как великан.
- 00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:17,666 Видишь? Одно только это должно было меня убить.
- 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,660 Всего хорошего, ослина.
- 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:23,220 Когда ты в последний раз был свободен, смертные жили в пещерах.
- 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,550 А теперь вы строите крошечные личные пещеры.
- 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,760 Я бы не стал так делать.
- 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:29,350 Но... О, что это за круглые штуки?
- 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:30,680 - Колёса. - Мило.
- 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,390 О, посмотри-ка.
- 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,770 А? А?
- 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,770 Не благодарите.
- 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,650 Он оказался довольно полезным.
- 00:10:37,690 --> 00:10:39,570 Мы пользуемся им каждый день.
- 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:42,163 Итак, насчёт того, что мы обсуждали.
- 00:10:42,204 --> 00:10:45,530 Моя мама пыталась порицать нас за то, что мы твои поклонники, и...
- 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,570 Ах да, конечно.
- 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:50,120 Взорвём сучке мозг. Где она?
- 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,780 Ладно, расслабься. Не заморачивайся.
- 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,990 Случайное животное.
- 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,990 Что за ерунда?
- 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,740 Это не случайно. Это страус.
- 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:00,870 Ты слишком стараешься.
- 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,410 На этот раз правда случайное. Не думай, просто действуй.
- 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:07,710 Ох, чёрт.
- 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,710 Прометей?
- 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,130 Делирия?
- 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,470 Ты не изменилась.
- 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:14,340 Я бессмертна.
- 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,590 Я тоже.
- 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:28,610 Как у вас тут дела?
- 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,360 Неплохо.
- 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,490 Уйдём и вернёмся более громко?
- 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,110 Ладно, ладно. Я теперь замужем.
- 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,830 Твой муж бы всё понял.
- 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:42,120 Он бы более чем понял.
- 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,000 Он бы захотел понаблюдать и так далее.
- 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,630 - Как ты освободился? - Мы его освободили.
- 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,170 Откуда вы друг друга знаете?
- 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,340 Ну, мы видели, откуда.
- 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:51,090 Очевидно, было время, когда они трахались.
- 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,210 Твоя мать была моей героиней.
- 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,170 Перестань.
- 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,680 Украсть огонь было ее идеей!
- 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,260 - Прекрати! - Подумаешь!
- 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:01,810 У всех богов была эта идея. Идеей было выбесить Зевса.
- 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,310 Что будет, когда он начнёт тебя искать?
- 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:07,020 Не знаю. Может быть, мне найти его первым?
- 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,060 - Как же он крут. - Офигеть!
- 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,270 Гиппокамп, я хотел бы увидеть твою мастерскую.
- 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,740 Боже! Да, она в той стороне.
- 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,860 Там немного бардак, потому что я работал с бронзой.
- 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:20,990 Тебе это покажется глупым, но я считаю ее огнём от мира металлов.
- 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,240 Почему ты это скрывала? Ты хвастаешься даже дыханием.
- 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:25,160 - Мне не нужно дышать. - Видишь?
- 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,370 Ты хотела, чтобы я разочаровался в своем герое.
- 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,410 Сказать, что вы трахались, было бы в твоем стиле.
- 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,120 И кстати, это бы сработало.
- 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,790 Так почему ты впервые в жизни проявила сдержанность?
- 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:36,960 Ты его любила?
- 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,170 Многие боги его любили.
- 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,040 За то что он противоборствовал Зевсу.
- 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:42,420 Это всегда было весело. А потом не было.
- 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,840 Потом его наказали, и вы все стали послушными.
- 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:49,260 Ты ослушался и освободил его! Ты еще пожалеешь! Он опасен.
- 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:52,310 Ты не говорила об этом, потому что тебе стыдно.
- 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,770 Если я это признаю, ты его прогонишь?
- 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:55,930 Я твой сын, мама.
- 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,560 Но сперва признай это.
- 00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,270 Мне стыдно, что я от него отвернулась.
- 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,190 И правильно! Я тебя подловил!
- 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,637 Ты убеждала, что я поступил плохо, но я поступил хорошо!
- 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:07,070 И теперь ты вынуждена признать, что ты плохая, потому что я лучше тебя.
- 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,070 И ты это признала.
- 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,070 Я сказал это. Я лучше тебя. Ха!
- 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,660 Уйди из моего храма!
- 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,580 С радостью! Я ухожу из храма стыда, танцуя танец гордости.
- 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,540 Я растаю или взорвусь от гордости, если останусь.
- 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:22,630 У моей матери есть стыд! Нарисуйте это на вазе!
- 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:26,590 Что случилось?
- 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,180 Ты что, пыталась пройти по дну океана?
- 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:32,100 Я захотела вернуться домой, и я не умею плавать.
- 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,310 Это называется "тонуть".
- 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,350 Зови это как хочешь, но я дома.
- 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:37,640 Нет, не дома. Всё еще на Циклопии.
- 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:40,940 - Если тебе нужно домой, я... - Мне ничего не нужно!
- 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,400 Но раз ты еще здесь, ты мог бы подбросить.
- 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,860 Хочешь обсудить случившееся?
- 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,030 Твои чувства были задеты?
- 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:49,570 Если еще раз об этом спросишь, я вырву твои внутренности
- 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:52,530 и обмотаю вокруг горла, пока у тебя глаза не вылезут.
- 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,200 А затем я запихаю твои глаза в жопу.
- 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,830 Там будет полно места...
- 00:13:56,910 --> 00:14:00,370 Потому что у меня не будет внутренностей, и потому что глаза маленькие.
- 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,960 Отдыхай здесь. Я принесу тебе воды.
- 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,170 Из озера.
- 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:09,340 Ты еще что за чёрт?
- 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:13,050 Я нынешний возлюбленный твоей бывшей, и я вожу твою дочь.
- 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:17,002 Если ты пришёл рассказывать мне о том, что детей нужно любить, я это уже слышал.
- 00:14:17,002 --> 00:14:18,850 Я тоже. Мы оба чудовища.
- 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,020 Мы распространяем свое семя повсюду.
- 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,440 Чудовища вымирают.
- 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,020 Поэтому нам приходится это делать.
- 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,030 Я не могу назвать имён половины своих детей.
- 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:30,490 Но эта твоя дочь даёт многое и нуждается в малом.
- 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,200 Она двадцать лет ела поросят в мечтах об одном ударе.
- 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:38,040 Не знаю, что это значит, но как я ей и сказал, у циклопов так не принято.
- 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,466 Но она не циклоп.
- 00:14:39,466 --> 00:14:42,750 Твоя сосиска была готова попробовать что-то новое.
- 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,420 Может, и твое сердце сможет.
- 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,630 А ты заставь мое сердце последовать за сосиской.
- 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,760 Слушай, я не умею драться.
- 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,260 Какая неожиданность.
- 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:54,300 Тогда просто стой здесь, пока я надираю тебе... зад.
- 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:57,180 Я ведь тебе говорил, я этого совсем не умею.
- 00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,020 Ты живой? Надо от тебя избавиться.
- 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,310 Ох. Да, ладно, это...
- 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,520 Мне говорили не лезть.
- 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:06,820 Я сам виноват.
- 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:20,750 Как же круто!
- 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:21,830 Он недостаточно остр.
- 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,870 Он острее всего, чем кто-либо, когда-либо...
- 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,540 Эй, Гиппокамп, посмотри на меня.
- 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,300 Знаешь, чья работа быть как все остальных?
- 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,880 Всех остальных.
- 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,420 - Ты должен быть лучше. - Понял.
- 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,010 Я думал, вы в мастерской.
- 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:36,930 Прометей сказал мне расплавить цепи, чтобы ковать штуки из сверхъестественного металла.
- 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,310 Какие штуки?
- 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:41,640 Просто клинок, способный перерезать горло богу.
- 00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:44,940 О, эй, мне, как политику, не следует его держать.
- 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,150 Ты еще здесь?
- 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:49,110 - Острее! - Да, понял.
- 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:51,650 - Он чокнутый. - Здорово.
- 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:52,900 Удачи!
- 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:55,360 На революции нет места политике.
- 00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,120 Ты теперь воин.
- 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,700 Завтра мы осадим Олимп.
- 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:02,910 Осады это не мое. Никогда не был в них силён.
- 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,710 Мой конёк - сарказм.
- 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:07,540 Если кто-то, кого я ненавижу, скажет глупость,
- 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:11,670 я отвечу "хорошая мысль". И они не поймут, что я это не всерьёз.
- 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:16,760 Я дал вам, людям, огонь, чтобы вы сделали дело, чтобы вы всё исправили!
- 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,640 Я возвращаюсь, а вы за это время изобрели какой-то пирог?
- 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,720 Слова человека, который никогда не пробовал пирог.
- 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,100 Отпусти его.
- 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:28,980 А если нет? Не говори мне, что ты и правда борешься за то, что тебе дорого.
- 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,900 Он мне не дорог. Взгляни на его волосы!
- 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,360 Просто смертные не помогут тебе в борьбе с Зевсом.
- 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,280 Смертные, как известно, умирают.
- 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,780 Поэтому их так и назвали.
- 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,910 Кому из богов я могу доверять?
- 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,660 Мне.
- 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,950 Серьёзно?
- 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,070 Ладно, рад слышать.
- 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,240 Выходим на рассвете.
- 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,580 Что ты будешь с ним делать?
- 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,250 Я сделаю, что он просит. Я у него в долгу.
- 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,710 Ты окажешься на скале вместе с ним!
- 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:56,000 И твоя печень и без того молит о пощаде.
- 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:59,000 Если он потерпит неудачу, а он как обычно потерпит неудачу,
- 00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:02,260 Зевс узнает, кто его освободил, укрыл и вооружил.
- 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:06,930 И от твоего города останется только дыра в форме гигантского пениса Зевса.
- 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:10,140 Ты делаешь это, чтобы защитить меня?
- 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,970 Что ты чувствуешь?
- 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,230 - Стыд. - Хорошо. Ты это заслужил.
- 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,230 Эй, Колосса!
- 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,480 Я слышал, ты уходишь.
- 00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:25,950 И я хотел перед тобой извиниться. Я очень тебя люблю.
- 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:28,110 Шлаб, ты убил моего папу?
- 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,740 Э... Да.
- 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,610 Спасибо. Ты не обязан был.
- 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:37,200 Я не специально. Я просто хотел, чтоб он перестал...
- 00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:40,290 Слушай, ты проделала такой путь. Я не хотел, чтобы всё было напрасным.
- 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,200 Нет, я нашла своего папу.
- 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:46,420 Да? О, очень мило.
- 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,460 Нам пора лететь.
- 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:50,380 Если задуматься, я тут много кого убил.
- 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,260 Готовишься к своему походу?
- 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,680 Какая тебе разница?
- 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,430 Не верится, что меня приковали к скале из-за вас.
- 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,230 Мне не верится, что я освободил тебя, чтобы ощутить превосходство над матерью.
- 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,310 Тут ты облажался.
- 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,360 Да, оказывается, она готова зайти гораздо дальше.
- 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,230 Ты действительно не способен осознать, что такое настоящее самопожертвование?
- 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,860 - А ты? - Извини, что?
- 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,700 Самопожертвование - это когда не думаешь о себе.
- 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:22,450 И я не слишком долго тебя знаю, но чёрт, ты думаешь только о себе.
- 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,080 И кажется, именно поэтому ты стал моим героем.
- 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,460 Что это?
- 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,580 Узнаёшь?
- 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:31,340 Я уверен, что теперь он достаточно остр, но буду рад поводу его испытать.
- 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,090 Я зову это страховкой.
- 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,920 Это мой подарок смертным без каких-либо условий.
- 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:39,090 Ты убьёшь меня, чтобы доказать что-то своей маме?
- 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,350 Скорее я лучше умру, чем буду обязан ей жизнью.
- 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,600 Тогда она будет вечно это припоминать.
- 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,730 Вы все такие эгоисты!
- 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:48,480 Вы, смертные, ничем не лучше богов.
- 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,730 Тебе от этого хочется перестать помогать и свободно жить ради себя?
- 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:55,030 Поделом нам будет, да?
- 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,326 Позволь спросить, вот то колесо, его изобрели люди?
- 00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:00,570 Да.
- 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,740 А белки, у них нет колёс?
- 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,700 Белкам не нужны колёса.
- 00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:07,910 - Они не поймут, как... - Они не поймут как.
- 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,420 Не правда ли, очень удобная точка зрения?
- 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:16,550 Ты собираешься украсть колесо у людей и дать его белкам?
- 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:20,340 Что? Нет. Я не стал бы этого делать.
- 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,890 Прощайте, смертные.
- 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,100 Вы меня подвели. Надеюсь, вы переживёте этот позор.
- 00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:32,730 Дать тебе мешок побольше для всех этих колёс?
- 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,440 Это колёса? Не знаю, как они попали в мой мешок.
- 00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:36,860 Я верну их позже.
- 00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:40,200 Но сперва я хочу украсть момент с твоей матерью.
- 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,700 Ага.
- 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,330 Идём со мной. Я дам белкам колесо.
- 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,580 Мы же всё решили.
- 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,540 Я никогда не верила в твои дела.
- 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,580 Мне просто нравилось злиться.
- 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:52,500 - Но секс был потрясающим. - Весь секс со мной потрясающий.
- 00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:55,960 И видишь ты это или нет, но цивилизация -
- 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:59,760 это смертные, делающие лучшее, что они могут, с тем, что ты им дал.
- 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,680 Благодаря тебе у них есть то, что заслуживает защиты.
- 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,760 Эта речь не могла быть более ироничной.
- 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,640 У тебя за плечом человек собирает свиное дерьмо.
- 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:09,730 - Они зовут это сельским хозяйством. - Ясно.
- 00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:12,810 От огня к собиранию какашек.
- 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,360 Век живи, век учись.
- 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,400 - Последний поцелуй? - Последний уже был.
- 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,030 Следующий - для моего мужа.
- 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:19,110 Прометей?
- 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,160 Шлаб? Что ты здесь делаешь?
- 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,870 Я здесь живу.
- 00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:26,700 Хочешь помочь возглавить революцию белок?
- 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,120 Нет, не очень.
- 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:31,084 Но теперь, когда ты свободен от цепей, ты будешь дрочить сам?
- 00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:39,420 Это Геркулес?
- 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,170 Мое имя Геракл!
- 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,970 Привет! Я совершаю подвиг!
- 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,350 Отныне ты свободен, Прометей!
- 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,940 Следующий подвиг!
- 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:04,972 Each year at this time, we remember Prometheus,
- 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:07,141 the only god I truly admire.
- 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,309 <i>- Isn't your mom a god?</i> - Yep.
- 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:12,379 Prometheus, as everyone knows, gave fire to humans
- 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,948 in total defiance of Mount Olympus.
- 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:17,017 How cool is that? <i>- Pretty cool.</i>
- 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,452 This isn't an interactive event.
- 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,853 You want to take it, Hippo? - Thanks, bro.
- 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,156 In keeping with the themes of inspiration and technology
- 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,192 that Prometheus represents to me,
- 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,362 I'm going to light this year's Promethean flame
- 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,065 using as much technology as possible.
- 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:39,940 You get the idea.
- 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,350 Behold! Your--
- 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,485 ooh, whoops-a-doodle. There you are!
- 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:55,255 Oh, what a wonderful surprise. I don't know what to say.
- 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:58,359 Mother, this isn't for you. We're honoring Prometheus.
- 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,427 In that case, I do know what to say.
- 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,228 Suck it!
- 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,130 OK, Mum, sleep it off.
- 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,231 No, no. Hey, let's--
- 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,101 it's a celebration of Prometheus.
- 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,702 I can celebrate Prometheus.
- 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:15,876 - Ah, fire! - My livestock is on fire!
- 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,410 Hey, somebody call Prometheus.
- 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,479 See if he'll take that stuff back, am I right?
- 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:24,885 Too soon?
- 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,847 Don't remember a lot of last night.
- 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:54,981 Must be nice.
- 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,350 Ugh, you're still boohooing
- 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,084 about me supposedly ruining
- 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:01,155 your un-ruinable circle jerk to Prometheus.
- 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,190 Eh, turned out pretty ruinable.
- 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,359 "Ooh, Prometheus, you're so awesome.
- 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,260 Thanks for stealing fire."
- 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:10,564 I steal stuff all the time. Look.
- 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,933 I took all the water. Where's my holiday?
- 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,304 You know what happened to Prometheus
- 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,873 immediately after that fire stunt, don't you?
- 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,308 Zeus chained him to a rock
- 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,778 and made an eagle eat his liver forever.
- 00:02:23,778 --> 00:02:24,779 Course we know that.
- 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:26,180 That's the best part.
- 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,149 You're trying to make us be less into Prometheus
- 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,684 and your big point is that he suffered for us?
- 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,854 My big point is that there's going to be an eagle
- 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,589 eating his liver for all eternity
- 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:39,093 and his reward is you lighting a candle once a year,
- 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:41,862 is my big point. - Yeah, yeah. No, that follows.
- 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,263 Guess what today is?
- 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,898 Everyone guesses what every day is.
- 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,166 We have no calendar.
- 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,101 It's the day Mom promised she'd tell me
- 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,437 where my birth father is so I can go beat him up!
- 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,239 Whoa, that doesn't sound like me.
- 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,241 Why would I promise to do anything for anyone
- 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,442 without any leverage?
- 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,244 Remember I asked where my real dad was
- 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:58,412 because I wanted to go beat him up,
- 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,047 and you said, "I'm not telling you,"
- 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,214 And I said, "why?"
- 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,148 And you said, "because you're three."
- 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:03,484 And I said, "so when will you tell me?"
- 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,985 And you said, "the day you could swallow
- 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,353 an entire baby pig"?
- 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,456 Welp, I've been practicing and that day has come!
- 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:10,491 - No, no, no, no! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:11,959 we'll take your word for it.
- 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,427 And we really need a calendar.
- 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,496 Sweetie, I was clearly just blowing you off at the time.
- 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:19,266 I don't know or care where your father is.
- 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,433 He's a Cyclops, right?
- 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,936 Wouldn't he just be on that island
- 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:22,970 where all the Cyclops live?
- 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,972 There's a Cyclops island?
- 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,373 Who's taking me there?
- 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,475 That would be the flying monster that ran his mouth.
- 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,043 Oh, I don't think I should get involved
- 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,611 in your daughter's-- - And yet you did.
- 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,314 Have fun. Bye, now. Flap, flap, fun, fun.
- 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,183 No, don't finish your food.
- 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:37,918 Leave hungry. Learn your lesson.
- 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,119 - Which is? - Stay out of it.
- 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,421 Got it.
- 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,355 If you need me, I'll be finishing my nectar
- 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,992 in the clouds because I'm amazing.
- 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:48,229 Amazing animal exit!
- 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,764 Ugh, I'm hungover and I have nothing to prove.
- 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,766 Half ostrich exit.
- 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:56,203 I say, nothing like fresh ocean air on the nethers.
- 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:59,106 Can I ask why you want to beat up your father?
- 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,941 Do you feel abandoned?
- 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,910 What? No. Stay out of it!
- 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:05,846 I don't know why.
- 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,314 It's just a feeling I have,
- 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,116 like there's some guy that made me
- 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,183 and I need to let him know
- 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:13,420 that doesn't make him better than me by punching him.
- 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,356 Sounds to me like your Cyclop instincts coming through.
- 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,927 I have to warn you, they have a very aggressive culture.
- 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,362 Hey, is that Cyclopia there,
- 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,863 the island is shaped like one eye?
- 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,799 That is it, but all islands are basically shaped like--
- 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,501 What are you doing? Don't fly me all the way there.
- 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:30,470 It's embarrassing! Drop me off further away.
- 00:04:32,907 --> 00:04:35,843 Ah!
- 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:41,248 Which one of you ass-hats knocked up my mom?
- 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,150 - Who wants to know? - Who's asking?
- 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:46,320 - You and what army? - My ass and your face!
- 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,388 Hey, you better watch yourself, two-eyes!
- 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,757 I'm not a two-eyes.
- 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,326 Hey, that's Donny's eye.
- 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,162 You're right! That's Donny's frickin' eye.
- 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,198 Donny! This your kid?
- 00:04:57,198 --> 00:04:59,766 Ah, crap. Probably.
- 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,134 Why are you being a jagoff?
- 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,203 Maybe 'cause I'm half jagoff.
- 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,808 So what, you come here to cry about your feelings
- 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,176 and blame me for your life?
- 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,178 I came to knock your teeth down your throat!
- 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,383 - I like that. - You do?
- 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,618 Yeah, I get it. Guy knocks up your mom.
- 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,287 It's like, what, does this guy think he's better than me?
- 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,356 We all beat up our dads around here.
- 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,491 Hey, you want a beer?
- 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,360 We drink it out of barrels instead of cups.
- 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,629 Maybe. But I did come here to fight.
- 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,265 Yeah, what do you think beer is for, to make people happy?
- 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:40,808 What if I told you I wanted to free Prometheus?
- 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,009 I'd say go outside.
- 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,243 And if that's your new phrase for it,
- 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,346 I don't think it beats "release the Kraken."
- 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,715 I'm serious. We have a hero that we know is
- 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,584 chained to a rock somewhere with an eagle eating his liver
- 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,719 and we're just letting that happen? Why?
- 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:53,987 We don't want to piss off Zeus
- 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,322 and we aren't motivated by the dream of
- 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:56,423 proving your mother wrong?
- 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,991 Come on, you're the scientist.
- 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,393 If Prometheus is chained to a rock,
- 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:02,095 it's not with normal chains. - OK?
- 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,997 So you could maybe come up with
- 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,632 a way to detect that metal
- 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:10,136 and we could find Prometheus and set him free.
- 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,239 And really stick it to your mom.
- 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,008 You're obsessed with my mum.
- 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:14,909 If that makes you feel better.
- 00:06:15,009 --> 00:06:17,144 OK, I think you're describing a magnet.
- 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,211 What's a magnet?
- 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,413 A way to stick it to your mom.
- 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,649 Then I love it. And by me, I mean you.
- 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:24,318 You must love magnets. I just love freeing Prometheus.
- 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:26,286 Let's do this! Brains and heart.
- 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,356 Is this--
- 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,024 are we coming up with a special--
- 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,092 It's our brother handshake.
- 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,895 Yeah, just with the--and then--
- 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,363 ugh, we'll finesse it later.
- 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,934 We should be close now.
- 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,302 That thing is actually working?
- 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:45,038 OK, no, it's not doing anything.
- 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,241 It's stupid. I was stupid!
- 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,275 I don't know what I was thinking.
- 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,277 Hey, you're being kind of hard on yourself.
- 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,246 No, shut up. Look at me.
- 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,048 My body is disgusting
- 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:55,448 and I try to compensate with intelligence
- 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,218 but I'm not even really that smart.
- 00:06:57,218 --> 00:06:59,353 I just-- holy crap! I'm a genius.
- 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:00,687 Go that way and never underestimate me.
- 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,857 I was testing your faith in science and you failed.
- 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,093 God, oh, god, not again!
- 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:09,096 Ow! Oh, god, it hurts every time.
- 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,965 OK, now it's healing. That's a little better.
- 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,834 Oh, god, not again!
- 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,570 You think that's our guy?
- 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,272 - Prometheus! - Huh?
- 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,907 Hey, you don't want any part of this.
- 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,074 There's an eagle here that eats--
- 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,910 oh, god, livers!
- 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,711 Oh, it hurts every time!
- 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:27,114 Prometheus, I'm Tyrannis, King of Krapopolis.
- 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,615 This is my brother, Hippocampus.
- 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,151 - Big fan. - Oh, hi, guys.
- 00:07:30,151 --> 00:07:31,251 I'd say nice to meet you
- 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,686 but there's an eagle eating my liver.
- 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,488 If we were to free you, would you be willing to
- 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,223 tell my mother she's full of crap?
- 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,425 Gee, let me think about it. Yes!
- 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,095 Oh, god, not the liver again!
- 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:44,364 Oh, so specific! Such a specific pain.
- 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,100 Let me get a look at these chains.
- 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,200 It's not something you think about
- 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,635 as a sensitive area, you know?
- 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,438 - The liver, you mean? - Yes, the liver. It hurts.
- 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:52,439 When you're a kid and you go out to play,
- 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,607 your mother never says, "cover your liver,"
- 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:56,743 but wow, I've spent centuries begging this eagle to try
- 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:59,613 a testicle, an eyeball. Anything would be a vacation.
- 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,048 How are you doing on those chains, little man?
- 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,183 We close?
- 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,686 Gods, obsessed with punishment,
- 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,688 lazy with mechanics.
- 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,258 Did you like it? Was my liver delicious?
- 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,060 Are you going to kill the eagle?
- 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,029 Why would I do that?
- 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,932 Oh, yeah, because it ate my liver forever.
- 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,165 That's why.
- 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,633 - No problem. - You earned it!
- 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:24,838 Thank you for freeing me, Hippocampus and Tyrannis.
- 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,640 Ah!
- 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,543 Stop stinging yourself. Why you stinging yourself?
- 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,946 I've answered your question several times.
- 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,747 I'm not stinging myself.
- 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,082 Beat it, guys.
- 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,017 OK, whatever.
- 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,151 How's it going?
- 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,020 It's not a place I'd choose to be.
- 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,521 Why are you even still here?
- 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,890 Well, I can't tell your mother I just left you here.
- 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,325 Why not? You're not my dad.
- 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,260 And I don't have to explain myself to you.
- 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,131 You'd never get it. You're a two-eyes.
- 00:08:50,131 --> 00:08:52,500 <i>Hey, moron, you coming?</i>
- 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,970 You're not the boss of me, jagoff!
- 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,772 We're going to the beach to throw rocks at
- 00:08:57,772 --> 00:08:59,040 the Island of the Giants.
- 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,941 Does he not know that that's impossible?
- 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,342 Oh, they don't have depth perception.
- 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,044 Ugh, bye!
- 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,953 Ah, I've never been able to hit those jagoffs
- 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,388 but I like trying.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,958 Giants are just extra-eyed Cyclops!
- 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,029 Holy crap.
- 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,496 I think you hit a giant!
- 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,700 It might have been a baby, but still, a giant baby.
- 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,668 I did! I did it!
- 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,172 Ah, so, look.
- 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,241 You know, it's been fun, but--
- 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,109 But it gets funner?
- 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,978 Don't make this hard on yourself.
- 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,479 You're huge and you're a badass,
- 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,115 but deep down, you're like, "I want my daddy!"
- 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,318 That's not the Cyclops way.
- 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:47,054 We're not, like, masking intimacy with violence.
- 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,989 We're truly violent.
- 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,258 Gee, I'm not sure I can understand!
- 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,893 How's that?
- 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,999 You know, it's better than trying to hug me,
- 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,402 but I can still tell you want to hug me.
- 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:04,238 How about I hug your skull with a rock?
- 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,473 I guess I'd die being proven wrong.
- 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,609 But if I'm right, you could never kill me.
- 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,080 I mean, look, you got one eye, but you're kind of a giant.
- 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,415 See? That alone right there,
- 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:19,119 that should've got me killed. Good luck out there, ya mook.
- 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,121 I bet the last time you were free,
- 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,622 mortals still lived in caves.
- 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,025 And now you make your own tiny personal caves.
- 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,226 Not how I would've done it.
- 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,829 But, uh, ooh, what are those round things?
- 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,164 - Wheels. - Cute.
- 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:31,865 Ooh, hey, look at this.
- 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,233 Ah? Huh?
- 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,102 You're welcome.
- 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,071 Uh, turned out pretty useful.
- 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,973 We use it every day.
- 00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:41,008 So, uh, as discussed,
- 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,243 my mum kind of tried to high road us about
- 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,979 being supportive fans of yours, and--
- 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,014 Oh, yeah, of course.
- 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,549 Let's blow a bitch's mind. Where's she at?
- 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,053 OK, loosen up. Don't overthink it.
- 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,256 Random animal!
- 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:57,257 Oh, that's rubbish.
- 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,026 That's not random. It's an ostrich.
- 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,126 You're trying too hard.
- 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,262 Random animal, for real this time.
- 00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:02,662 Don't think, just go.
- 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,967 Ugh, damn it.
- 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,935 Prometheus?
- 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,369 Deliria?
- 00:11:10,071 --> 00:11:11,671 You haven't changed.
- 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,574 I'm immortal.
- 00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:14,841 So am I.
- 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,888 How's it going in here?
- 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,623 Pretty well.
- 00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:35,762 Should we leave and come back louder?
- 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,331 OK, OK. I'm married now.
- 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,100 Your husband would understand.
- 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,368 Oh, he'd more than understand.
- 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,103 He'd want to watch and then it's a whole thing.
- 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,338 How are you free? - We freed him.
- 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,207 How do you two know each other?
- 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,576 Well, we walked in on that answer.
- 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:50,311 I mean, they clearly at one point banged.
- 00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:52,646 Your mother was my hero.
- 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,447 Stop.
- 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,916 It was her idea to steal fire!
- 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,518 both: Stop! - Whatever.
- 00:11:57,518 --> 00:12:01,088 All the gods had that idea. The idea was to piss Zeus off.
- 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,556 What happens when he tries to find you?
- 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:06,260 I don't know. Maybe I'll have to find him first.
- 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,328 - So cool. - Badass!
- 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,564 Hippocampus, I'd like to see your workshop.
- 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,001 Holy! Uh, yeah, it's right this way.
- 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,402 It's a little messy right now
- 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,104 'cause I've been working with bronze,
- 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,339 which you'll probably think is dumb,
- 00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:20,173 but I think it's the fire of metals.
- 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,675 Why would you keep this a secret?
- 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,475 You brag about breathing.
- 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,411 - I don't have to breathe. - See?
- 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,613 You wanted me to admire my hero less.
- 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,450 Telling me you nailed him is exactly your kind of move,
- 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,185 and by the way, would've worked.
- 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,855 So why is this your first experiment with modesty?
- 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:35,956 Did you love him?
- 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,224 A lot of gods loved him.
- 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,092 We loved him because he antagonized Zeus,
- 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,494 and that was always fun. Until it wasn't.
- 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,899 Until he got punished and you all fell in line.
- 00:12:44,899 --> 00:12:46,133 You're out of line.
- 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,235 You'll regret freeing him. He's dangerous.
- 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,338 You never mentioned it because you're ashamed.
- 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,807 Ugh, if I admit that, will you get him to go away?
- 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,975 I'm your son, Mum.
- 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,510 But first, you have to admit it.
- 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,311 I'm ashamed I turned my back on him.
- 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,180 You should be. Gotcha! Ha!
- 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,315 You tried to make me feel bad but I proved I was good!
- 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,084 And now, you have to admit you're bad
- 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,119 because I'm better than you.
- 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,155 And you admitted it.
- 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,157 I said, I'm better than you. Ha!
- 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,725 Leave my temple!
- 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,027 Gladly. Dancing out.
- 00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:14,628 Dance of pride, temple of shame.
- 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,431 Too proud to stay here. I might melt or explode.
- 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:21,668 My mother has shame! Someone draw this on a vase!
- 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,472 What happened?
- 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,108 Were you trying to walk across
- 00:13:27,108 --> 00:13:28,242 the bottom of the ocean?
- 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:31,144 I was ready to go home and I don't know how to swim.
- 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,346 I think that's called drowning.
- 00:13:32,346 --> 00:13:34,415 Call it what you want. It got me home.
- 00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,717 No, it didn't. We're still on Cyclopia.
- 00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:40,020 If you needed a ride home, I-- - I don't need anything!
- 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,288 But since you're still hovering,
- 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,456 you might as well give me a ride.
- 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,924 You wanna tell me what happened?
- 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,091 Did you get your feelings hurt?
- 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,027 If you ever ask me that again,
- 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,662 I'm gonna pull out your intestines
- 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,598 and wrap 'em around your throat until your eyes pop out.
- 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,134 And then I'm gonna put your eyes up your butt,
- 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,869 and there's gonna be plenty of room--
- 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,371 Because I won't have intestines
- 00:13:57,371 --> 00:13:59,406 and because eyeballs are small, yeah.
- 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,909 You rest here. I'm gonna get you some water.
- 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,211 From a lake.
- 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,382 Who the hell are you?
- 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,117 I'm your ex-lover's current lover
- 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,119 and your daughter's... ride.
- 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,354 If you're here to give me
- 00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:15,289 the "you should love your kids" lecture,
- 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,791 I've heard it. - So have I.
- 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:17,925 We're both monsters.
- 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,094 We spread our seed far and wide.
- 00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,528 Monsters are going extinct
- 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,097 so we need to get that stuff everywhere.
- 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,100 I couldn't tell you half my children's names,
- 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,101 but that daughter of yours gives so much
- 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,704 and needs so little.
- 00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:30,571 The dream of one punch
- 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:33,274 got her through 20 years of baby pigs.
- 00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:34,508 I don't know what that means,
- 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:37,077 but like I told her, Cyclops don't do this.
- 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,379 But she's not a Cyclops because it turns out
- 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,781 your wiener can try all kinds of new things.
- 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,283 Maybe your heart could follow.
- 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,685 Maybe you should make my heart follow my wiener.
- 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,888 Look, I'm not good at this fighting business.
- 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,322 Oh, what a surprise.
- 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,425 Guess you'll just have to stand there and get your ass...
- 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,360 Kicked.
- 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,263 I tried to tell you, I'm really bad at this.
- 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,066 Are you alive? Just get rid of this.
- 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,335 Oh. Uh, yeah, OK, that's--
- 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,571 I was told to stay out of this.
- 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,873 This is on me.
- 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:19,720 So cool!
- 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,587 It needs to be sharper.
- 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,956 That's sharper than anyone else could ever--
- 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,391 Hey, Hippocampus, look at me.
- 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,361 You know whose job it is to be like anyone else?
- 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,929 Everyone else.
- 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,497 I need you to be better. - Got it.
- 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,032 I thought you'd be in the workshop.
- 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,767 Prometheus had me melt his chains down
- 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,969 so we could forge things with their supernatural metal.
- 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,371 What kind of things?
- 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,707 Uh, just a blade that can cut a god's throat.
- 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,042 Oh, hey!
- 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,977 I shouldn't hold that as a politician.
- 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,179 Are you still here?
- 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,115 Sharper! - Yep, right.
- 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,718 He's nuts. - Oh, good.
- 00:15:50,718 --> 00:15:51,952 Have fun!
- 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,454 There's no politics to revolution.
- 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,189 You're a warrior now.
- 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,758 Tomorrow, we lay siege to Olympus.
- 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,962 That doesn't sound like me. Never been a siege-layer.
- 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,797 My big move is sarcasm.
- 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,600 Like, if I really hate someone and they do something stupid,
- 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,738 I'll say, "good one," but they know I don't mean it.
- 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:12,540 I gave you people fire
- 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,809 to get things done, to set things right!
- 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,679 I come back and you've invented something called pie?
- 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:21,782 Those are the words of a man that has never tried pie.
- 00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,149 Put him down.
- 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,519 And what if I don't? Don't tell me you'll actually
- 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:28,055 fight for something you care about.
- 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,790 I don't care about him. Look at his hair!
- 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,425 I'm just saying the mortals can't help you fight Zeus.
- 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,361 Mortals die. They're famous for it.
- 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,863 It's right there in the name.
- 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,966 What god would I ever trust again?
- 00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:40,734 Me.
- 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,002 Really?
- 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,939 OK! Good to hear.
- 00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:47,074 We leave at dawn.
- 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,409 What are we gonna do about this guy?
- 00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:51,111 I'll do as he says. I owe him that much.
- 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,546 You'll end up on a rock with him!
- 00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:54,648 And you can't possibly have any liver to spare.
- 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,818 If he fails, which he will, that's what he does,
- 00:16:57,818 --> 00:16:59,152 Zeus is going to know
- 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,121 who freed, sheltered, and armed him,
- 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,357 and your entire city will be a hole
- 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,793 the shape of a giant Zeus penis.
- 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,996 So you're doing this to protect me?
- 00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:10,697 How's that feel?
- 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,099 - Bad. - Good. You deserve it.
- 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,073 Hey, Stupendous!
- 00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:20,340 I heard you're leaving
- 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,743 and I wanted to say I'm sorry
- 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,778 and I love you very much.
- 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,980 Shlub, did you kill my dad?
- 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,584 Uh... yes.
- 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,287 Thank you. You didn't have to do that.
- 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,856 It really wasn't my goal. I just wanted him to stop--
- 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:37,123 look, you came a long way.
- 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,893 I didn't want your trip to be a waste.
- 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,894 It wasn't. I found a dad.
- 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:45,066 Yeah? Oh! Aw, that's sweet.
- 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,099 We should get going.
- 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,100 Now I come to think about it,
- 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,002 I killed a lot of these chaps.
- 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,943 Practicing for your big mission?
- 00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:57,311 What do you care?
- 00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,114 Can't believe I got chained to a rock for you people.
- 00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,082 I can't believe I unchained you
- 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,750 just to feel superior to my mother.
- 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,985 You sure blew that one.
- 00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:06,219 Yeah, turns out she'll go
- 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,988 way further than me to feel superior.
- 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,256 You really can't fathom
- 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,825 the idea of genuine sacrifice, can you?
- 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,528 - Can you? - Excuse me?
- 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,364 I mean, sacrifice is when you don't care about yourself.
- 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,032 And I haven't known you too long,
- 00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:21,135 but wow, it's just all about you,
- 00:18:21,135 --> 00:18:23,737 which I think is actually what made you my hero.
- 00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,072 What is this?
- 00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,240 <i>Recognize it?</i>
- 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,974 I'm pretty sure it's sharp enough now
- 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,977 but I'd love a reason to test it.
- 00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:31,745 I'm calling it insurance,
- 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:33,180 something I'll be giving to mortals
- 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,581 with no strings attached.
- 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,751 You're gonna kill me to prove yourself to your mommy?
- 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:40,554 It's more like I'd rather die than owe her my life,
- 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,189 since I'd never hear the end of it.
- 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,357 You're all so selfish!
- 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,127 And the mortals are no better than the gods.
- 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,530 Kind of makes you want to stop helping,
- 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,398 live free for yourself.
- 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,700 It would serve us right, right?
- 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,971 Let me ask you something. That wheel thing,
- 00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:59,206 is that a human invention? - Yeah.
- 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,275 And so squirrels don't have the wheel?
- 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,343 Squirrels don't need wheels.
- 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,580 They wouldn't know how to-- - They wouldn't know how.
- 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:10,083 Isn't that a convenient way of looking at it?
- 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:13,019 Are you gonna steal the wheel from man
- 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,222 and give it to squirrels?
- 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:19,026 What? No. I'd never do that.
- 00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:26,400 So long, mortals.
- 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,735 I hope you can live with the shame of letting me down.
- 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,371 Would you like a bigger bag for all those wheels?
- 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,506 Are these wheels?
- 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,175 I don't know how those got in my bag.
- 00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:35,309 I'll bring them back later.
- 00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:38,846 But first, I'd like to steal a moment with your mother.
- 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,347 Yep.
- 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,983 Come with me. I'm gonna give the wheel to squirrels.
- 00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:44,251 We've resolved this.
- 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,086 I never believed in your causes.
- 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:48,222 I just liked being angry.
- 00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:51,158 - But the sex was amazing. - All sex with me is amazing.
- 00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:54,495 And whether you see it or not, this civilization thing,
- 00:19:54,495 --> 00:19:56,864 it is the mortals doing the best they can
- 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,331 with what you gave them.
- 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,900 You did do something good for them
- 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,334 and it's worth protecting.
- 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,303 You couldn't have planned this speech more ironically.
- 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,273 There's a guy collecting pig feces over your shoulder.
- 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,375 - They call it agriculture. - OK.
- 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,479 From fire to collecting poop.
- 00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,013 You live and you learn.
- 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:15,015 One last kiss? - We had our last one.
- 00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:16,683 The next is for my husband.
- 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,751 Prometheus?
- 00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:21,822 Shlub? What are you doing here?
- 00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,323 - I live here. - Ah.
- 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,625 Any interest in helping lead a revolution of squirrels?
- 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:26,760 No, not really.
- 00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:30,530 But if you're unchained now, will you still want handies?
- 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:38,071 Is that Hercules?
- 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,806 It's Heracles.
- 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,608 Hi! On a quest!
- 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:53,020 I hereby free Prometheus!
- 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,621 Next quest!
- 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,181 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,018 <i>Bento.</i>
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