Женское болото
Описание
Тираннис возвращается из своего похода, спасая морскую нимфу по имени Герофила, которая стала его девушкой после того, как он спас её от Кракена. Его семья узнаёт, что Герофила — дочь Посейдона. Вскоре выясняется, что Делирия подкупила Кракена, чтобы тот нырнул. Поскольку Кракен не получил причитающуюся ему плату, он не покинет берега Крапополиса. Из-за случившегося Тираннис и Герофила отправляются в место под названием «Болото», куда боги не пускают их, пока Тираннис не встречает бывшего парня Герофилы, кентавра по имени Морковка, который скрывается от Посейдона. Когда Посейдон находит их, он заставляет Тиранниса и Морковку сражаться за руку Герофилы. Тем временем Шлуб, Ступендус и Гиппокамп сражаются со стаей волков, которые являются одними из врагов людей. Гиппокамп маскирует Ступендуса под волка, используя волчью мочу, чтобы усилить запах и приблизиться к волкам. Когда эта попытка терпит неудачу, Ступендус находит новый способ подружиться с волками.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,110 --> 00:00:02,700 Мы приплыли.
- 00:00:02,740 --> 00:00:04,620 Это Крапополис.
- 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:07,030 Клянусь, он не так плох, как звучит название.
- 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:09,620 - Или как выглядело это. - Наверно он заслужил.
- 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,530 - Рыбаки, ваш царь вернулся. - У нас есть царь?
- 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:14,500 У нас демократия.
- 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,620 Если он меня не знает, то я делаю всё правильно.
- 00:00:16,630 --> 00:00:19,170 А вот и моя семья, они пришли нас встретить.
- 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,840 - Видимо, вы слышали. - О чём?
- 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,510 Что я сразился с кракеном, спас принцессу
- 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:26,140 и возвращаюсь с девушкой.
- 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:29,180 - Я не тороплюсь? - Нет. Я его девушка.
- 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,770 Да, об этом говорит весь город.
- 00:00:31,810 --> 00:00:34,350 Кому два жареных осьминога и две кокосовые воды?
- 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,810 Это наши. Сколько с нас?
- 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,020 - Три сандалии. - Так вы пришли сюда за едой?
- 00:00:38,110 --> 00:00:40,980 В нашу защиту, мы проголодались и забыли, что тебя нет.
- 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:42,320 Разменяете курицу?
- 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,400 Похоже, что я ношу с собой семь вёдер оливок?
- 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,490 Эй, девушка, добро пожаловать в Крапополис.
- 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:47,620 Одолжи сандалии.
- 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:50,370 Мы вернём. Мы из царской семьи.
- 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,940 Богиня Делирия требует продолжить рассказ.
- 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:22,150 Да, мама, ты пятый раз перебиваешь этими словами.
- 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:25,400 Я была привязана к скале, и кракен собирался меня съесть.
- 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:29,240 Но затем появился Тиран и спас меня.
- 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:32,450 - Ты спасла меня. - Ты спас меня.
- 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,460 Ты дрался с кракеном? Чем?
- 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:40,130 Кулаками. Я заехал ему в нос. Видно, это его слабое место.
- 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:41,550 Ты путаешь с акулами.
- 00:01:41,630 --> 00:01:43,800 Ну, ему это тоже не понравилось.
- 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,300 ГерофИла, Тиран говорит, ты морская нимфа.
- 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:47,510 Мы знаем твою семью?
- 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:50,220 Ну, Посейдон мой отец.
- 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,260 О, очень впечатляюще!
- 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:56,560 Значит, когда мой сын выбирает дочь бога, это романтично, но...
- 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,480 Но когда за тебя выбирает мать, это мерзко.
- 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,650 Да, ты верно поняла. Ну хватит.
- 00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:02,150 Знаешь, чего я не понимаю?
- 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:03,650 Истории о кракене.
- 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:05,360 Не завидуй брату, Колосса.
- 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,610 Он едва умеет плавать!
- 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,410 Как он развязал ее под водой?
- 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:10,320 Кракены плохо вяжут узлы.
- 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:12,620 Опять путаешь с акулами!
- 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:15,540 Я истекаю кровью. Это может подождать.
- 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:17,620 Как такое сочетание возможно?
- 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:20,580 Это девушка Тирана.
- 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:23,170 А я его единокровный брат.
- 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:26,000 Думаю, мы станем мужем и женой, если его убьют.
- 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,500 Ты вроде истекал кровью?
- 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:32,830 Да. Угадайте, какое животное до сих пор отказывается уступать цивилизации?
- 00:02:32,830 --> 00:02:33,800 Волки.
- 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,090 - Волки. - Волки!
- 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:38,890 Откуда взялась эта вражда между людьми и волками?
- 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:41,430 Они единственные, с кем мы никогда не подружимся.
- 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,640 Я просто сразу скажу, они худшие враги людей.
- 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,270 Блестяще сказано.
- 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:48,600 Вы осознаёте, что бедная девушка сидит здесь как реквизит.
- 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:50,480 Дадим ей поучаствовать в разговоре.
- 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,030 ГерофИла, я хочу чтобы ты решила, когда выйдешь за моего сына.
- 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:55,400 Мы только познакомились!
- 00:02:55,490 --> 00:02:57,820 Ее отец Посейдон.
- 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:00,240 Он сделает предложение до заката.
- 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,450 Вот почему...
- 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:05,660 У него больше не будет шансов с такими красотками.
- 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:08,210 Эта семья - волки от мира людей.
- 00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:12,670 Легенда о наших отношениях распространяется.
- 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,710 Не верится, что царь не умрёт девственником.
- 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,670 Неуместное замечание, но надеюсь, правдивое.
- 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,930 Здесь люди едят, а здесь они какают.
- 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,640 Эти места очень близко друг к другу.
- 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,060 Я говорил то же самое. Ты разбираешься.
- 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,600 Смотри, мы на вазе.
- 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:32,060 Когда твои отношения знамениты, это в особенности романтично, не правда ли?
- 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:36,570 Поэтому мы должны как никто другой понимать, на каком этапе отношений мы находимся.
- 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:38,190 Это умно. Я согласна.
- 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:43,030 Ваши божественные величества, я сделал скульптуру вашей встречи.
- 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,330 Святые яйца.
- 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:48,620 - Выходи за меня. - Да!
- 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,130 Они поженятся!
- 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:55,340 В основном из-за моей работы!
- 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:58,670 Волки, они умные, но свирепые.
- 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,760 - Организованные, но импульсивные. - Как и люди.
- 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:05,100 Шлаб, если начнёшь затирать, что человек тоже животное,
- 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:08,640 я прижму тебя к полу и задоминирую без сексуального подтекста.
- 00:04:08,730 --> 00:04:11,850 Поэтому ты идеальный циклоп для этого задания, сестра.
- 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:17,190 Новая технология позволит тебе ходить среди волков, как одна из них.
- 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,610 Это бак волчьей мочи?
- 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:20,450 - Это проблема? - Думаешь, я боюсь?
- 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:22,700 Сейчас и тебя прижму к полу.
- 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,700 Дети, дети, не нужно ссориться.
- 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:27,200 Мы все успеем залезть в чёртов бак.
- 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,750 Тогда начнём!
- 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,800 Не приближайся.
- 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,680 Не плрбиблжапвы.
- 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,050 Ты меня понимаешь?
- 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,300 Ты вообще волк?
- 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:11,260 Птица птица.
- 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,310 Малыш лев луна.
- 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,520 Мне это не нравится. Не шевелись.
- 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:20,666 Ты ешь МНОГО белков. Драться не будем.
- 00:05:20,716 --> 00:05:23,340 Теперь мы друзья. Как насчёт визита к вашему вожаку?
- 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:24,610 У тебя больной голос.
- 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:26,490 Наверно это из-за мочи.
- 00:05:26,556 --> 00:05:28,470 Мать будет очень рада, что мы поженимся.
- 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,470 И я уже даже не считаю это минусом.
- 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:33,810 А я рада, что меня не отталкивает то, как часто ты ее упоминаешь.
- 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:36,060 Пожалуй, я слишком стремлюсь доказать, что она неправа.
- 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:39,480 Она олицетворяет старый мир, в котором для меня никогда не было места.
- 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,480 А потом я ударил кракена. Я ударяющий кракена.
- 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:43,320 Да, это ты.
- 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,360 Что это? Это кракен?
- 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,610 Боже, о боже, как думаешь, это тот же самый?
- 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:50,370 - Мне ударить его снова? - Я не знаю!
- 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:51,580 Ну, прячься за меня, наверное.
- 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:53,250 - Или убегаем? - Я не знаю!
- 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,580 Если убежим, ты будешь меня любить?
- 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,250 - Думаю, да. - Слава богу. Бежим!
- 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,460 Только попробуй - и ты труп.
- 00:05:58,550 --> 00:05:59,710 Проклятье.
- 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,260 Где твоя мать? Она кинула меня.
- 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:04,590 Видишь, не я один о ней говорю. Постой, что?
- 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,260 Извини, о чём ты говоришь?
- 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:09,760 Его мать должна мне двадцать коров за подставной бой с кракеном!
- 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:11,470 Ты не настоящий кракен?
- 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,850 Кракен настоящий, придурок, а бой нет.
- 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,030 Кракен!
- 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:29,200 О нет!
- 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:36,120 Ай, ай, ай!
- 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:45,130 Я сражён!
- 00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:51,510 Скажи этой суке, что я никуда не уйду, пока я голоден!
- 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,140 Извини за выражение, милая.
- 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:54,810 Я очень уважаю Посейдона.
- 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:57,310 Кракены зовут твоего папу богом кракенов.
- 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,770 А, и поздравляю.
- 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:01,310 Я слышал, вы помолвились.
- 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,650 - Спасибо. - Спасибо.
- 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:07,700 И Делирии сын кракена победил.
- 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,870 Ведь он Делирии сын.
- 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,120 Прекрасно.
- 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,130 А дочь Посейдона звала из воды...
- 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:16,050 Посейдон может и сам заказать себе песню.
- 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,170 Добавь здесь что-то цепляющее, типа...
- 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:21,380 Свадьбу сыграет Делирии сын.
- 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:25,850 Делирии, Делирии.
- 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:28,350 Мне нравится эта идея. Я придумаю текст.
- 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,850 Я дала тебе текст.
- 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:31,850 Манипуляторша!
- 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:33,100 Кто меня сдал? Кракен?
- 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:34,980 Что стало с экипажем? Они утонули?
- 00:07:35,070 --> 00:07:36,820 Я превратила их в рыбу в воде,
- 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,940 вернула домой и тоже свела их с жёнами.
- 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:42,030 В отличие от тебя, они не будут жаловаться.
- 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,610 - Ты можешь?.. - Нет проблем.
- 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:48,620 В смысле, выйти отсюда.
- 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,620 Не говори с моим бардом, как с рабом.
- 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:52,250 - Если уйдёшь, ты умрёшь. - Нет проблем.
- 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:54,710 - Я думал, я влюблён! - Так и есть!
- 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:57,040 А она влюбилась в тебя, как ни странно.
- 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:59,130 Но если болтливый кракен всё испортил,
- 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:00,760 мы предложим ей сделку получше.
- 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,550 Я не хочу предлагать ей сделку.
- 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,680 Я всю жизнь тебе говорил, я не хочу, чтобы мне предоставили женщину.
- 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:08,010 Да, да, ты хочешь завоевать женщину,
- 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,060 дав ей больше вещей, чем кто-то более красивый.
- 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,810 Это по-современному, сын. Но мы так пробовали.
- 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:15,810 С меня хватит сыновей, с тобой было слишком много мороки.
- 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:18,400 Так что с тебя внук, который будет достоин тебя свергнуть.
- 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,820 Теперь я умру самым довольным в мире девственником,
- 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:24,360 ведь я наконец хоть чего-то тебя лишу.
- 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:25,450 Может, я пойду?
- 00:08:25,530 --> 00:08:26,620 - Нет! - Нет! Я пойду.
- 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,620 Я должен вернуть принцессу.
- 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:30,790 Прости, что пыталась помочь.
- 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,210 Если бы хоть кто-то во всём мире хотел твоей помощи, мама,
- 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:38,130 ты портила бы его жизнь, а не мою!
- 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:43,130 Свадьбу сыграет Делирии с...
- 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,010 Пауки!
- 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,220 Боже, за что?
- 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,600 Они ядовитые? Они не кусаются.
- 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,220 Они повсюду. Можно спросить за что?
- 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:53,020 Видимо, нельзя! Чем бы я ни провинился, простите!
- 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,850 Как много пауков! Мне можно их убить?
- 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:58,270 Я уже убил кучу, просто размахивая руками.
- 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,860 Если это испытание, я могу постараться не двигаться.
- 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,900 Я сделаю что угодно! Простите меня, чем бы я вас ни оскорбил!
- 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:06,450 Я должен снять эту одежду!
- 00:09:06,490 --> 00:09:09,030 Вы знаете, похоже, ваш сын очень на вас зол.
- 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,040 Я, кстати, на самом деле не правлю курс.
- 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:20,800 Я просто двигаю эту штуку.
- 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,880 Еще раз, где ты живёшь?
- 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:23,880 В океане. Здесь.
- 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,970 Извини, я не настоящий ударяющий кракена.
- 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:27,760 Ты мне понравился не этим.
- 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,810 Мне понравилось, что ты хотел свободы от богов.
- 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:34,140 А теперь я снова бросаю тебя с Посейдоном.
- 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:36,020 И возвращаешься к Делирии.
- 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,020 Боги считают себя такими великими и могучими, но...
- 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,810 Ну, они и есть великие и могучие.
- 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:41,110 Но это мы нужны им.
- 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:43,150 Поделом им будет, если мы просто...
- 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,640 Исчезнем? Я знаю, где можно жить свободно.
- 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,320 Это место называется "болото".
- 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,280 Там не бывает богов.
- 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:51,830 Если "болото" не специальное название для места, не являющегося болотом,
- 00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:53,160 думаю, там никто не бывает.
- 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,830 Это болото, но это будет наше болото.
- 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,870 Там у нас будет свое царство и дети.
- 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,040 Можно попробовать. Я слышал, это лучшая часть.
- 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,630 А после, с детьми...
- 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,010 Давай так и сделаем.
- 00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:06,300 Давай. Погнали на болото.
- 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,840 - Ты это всерьёз? - Всерьёз давай попробуем.
- 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:11,632 Я нашла волка.
- 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,890 Всем привет.
- 00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:16,140 К вам идут два волка. Я буду жить с вами, ребята.
- 00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:19,350 И узнавать ваши секреты. Которые для меня не секреты.
- 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,480 Я же волк.
- 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,816 Это человек в шкуре мёртвого волка.
- 00:10:28,816 --> 00:10:31,280 Это главный? Что он сказал, что-то хорошее?
- 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,660 Это защитит от дождя.
- 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,290 Разве что пол немного...
- 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:37,830 - Болотистый? - Именно.
- 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:41,580 Ты голодна? Пойду проверю ловушку на лягушек.
- 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:49,470 Вероятно, я не умею ловить лягушек.
- 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:50,760 Но мы свободны.
- 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:55,180 Да, и нам придётся быть свободными всегда, иначе меня убьют.
- 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:57,180 Ой, прячься за меня.
- 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,850 Мне нужно оружие, нужна палка.
- 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:01,480 Здорово, теперь я мастер ловли лягушек.
- 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:04,820 Морковь?
- 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,280 ГерофИла.
- 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,490 Кто ты такой?
- 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:09,240 - Ее парень. - Ясно.
- 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,280 Мое сердце разбито, но я не ревную.
- 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,910 Тебе и не из-за чего. У тебя конский пенис.
- 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,740 Это я ревную. Что у вас за история?
- 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:18,580 Морковь был моей первой любовью. Он бросил меня.
- 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:19,910 Я бежал от твоего отца.
- 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:24,210 Я попал на крошечный остров в плен к неотразимым женщинам-кентаврам.
- 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,800 Которые и спереди, и сзади были лошадьми.
- 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,910 Спустя год я понял, что они обычные лошади, и ушил от них.
- 00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:32,330 И я вспомнил, что ты говорила о болоте.
- 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,840 Вернёмся к тому, как ты год трахал лошадей.
- 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,090 Я мог об этом солгать.
- 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,210 Это безусловно так.
- 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,880 Я пришёл не чтобы тебя вернуть.
- 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:40,050 Поверю, когда увижу.
- 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,220 Я прячусь от твоего папы.
- 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:44,640 - Мы тоже. - Да, мы тоже, пара, поселившаяся на болоте.
- 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,350 Желаю удачи, Морковь.
- 00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:49,560 Тиран, он умрёт.
- 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,480 Я пожелал ему удачи.
- 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:57,610 Морковь, прошу, окажи мне честь и живи на болоте со мной и своей бывшей.
- 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,650 Благодарю.
- 00:11:58,740 --> 00:11:59,820 Сразу говорю.
- 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,820 Вы будете сволочами, если снова влюбитесь.
- 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:05,370 И меня не волнует, что из-за моего собственничества это кажется романтичным.
- 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:08,330 Нет, это будет мудацким поступком, который я предвидел.
- 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:10,790 - Вполне разумно. - Да, всё логично.
- 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,490 Я поручилась за тебя и пострадала за это.
- 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,390 Не подходи. Я не ранена.
- 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:27,601 Я сижу так, просто потому что это круто.
- 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,812 Хотя бы сделай тепло из этой палки.
- 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,060 Я сказала, не подходи!
- 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,170 Холодно.
- 00:12:38,195 --> 00:12:39,690 Ты смеёшься надо мной?
- 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:48,240 Если еще раз принесёшь мне палку - пеняй на себя.
- 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,200 Спасибо, что приносишь мне палки.
- 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,810 Я в жизни не пробовала ничего подобного.
- 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,540 Предположу, что это перемирие.
- 00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:58,840 Так что я прилягу, чтобы выздороветь или умереть.
- 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,510 И убью тебя утром.
- 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,730 Я не понимаю, что ты говоришь,
- 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,900 но я согреюсь, чтобы выжить,
- 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,530 и убью тебя утром.
- 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,990 Что мы видим?
- 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,080 То, что для нас добром не кончится.
- 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:16,060 - Голод. - Голодный!
- 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,770 - Голодный голод! - Ты ешь.
- 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,110 - Еда? - Да!
- 00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:22,820 Ну ёлки, эта игра должна была отвлечь нас от голода.
- 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:26,030 Не плачь, Герофила.
- 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,110 Мы еще можем отыграться в последнем раунде.
- 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,740 Я помолилась отцу.
- 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,750 - Что?! - Ладно, теперь плачь.
- 00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:33,210 Плачь навзрыд. Ты убила нас!
- 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:37,210 Извините. Я не знала, что буду повинна в наших страданиях.
- 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,630 Теперь ты повинна в наших смертях.
- 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,170 Но всё хорошо. Если по-честному,
- 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,760 я ненавижу болото и хочу назад к маме.
- 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,430 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,090 Мама научила меня экстренному ритуалу.
- 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,970 Немного мха, красивый камень, грязь.
- 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,100 Думаю, выглядит похоже на маму, да?
- 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:53,930 Ты уделяешь много внимания груди.
- 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,850 Не тебе осуждать отношения в семье!
- 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:57,690 Богиня Делирия, мать неблагодарных.
- 00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:59,730 Богиня Делирия, мать неблагодарных.
- 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:00,770 Отец уже близко.
- 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:02,860 Богиня Делирия, мать неблагодарных!
- 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:05,320 Это я, богиня Делирия!
- 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,360 Да, да!
- 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:08,200 Мама, прости, мне нужно, чтобы ты...
- 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,950 Если вы хотите сделать жертвоприношение, дождитесь окончания сообщения.
- 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,540 Если нет, забудьте этот ритуал.
- 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,540 Лягушка, лягушка!
- 00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:17,670 Дай мне лягушку!
- 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,260 Дельфиньи лыжи!
- 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:26,930 Надеюсь, ты счастлива. Эта полупресная вода убивает этих ребят.
- 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:30,430 Пока вы в порядке, но поверьте мне!
- 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,390 Извини, папа, я...
- 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,810 Не хочу слышать. Папа здесь.
- 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,680 Хватит. Я выдам тебя замуж.
- 00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:35,980 Где эти ослы?
- 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,020 Идите сюда!
- 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,900 Ты, жопа лошадиная, как тебя?
- 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:40,940 - Подлива? - Морковь.
- 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,190 И слышать не хочу!
- 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,360 А ты, синица, ты сын Делирии?
- 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,780 - Да. - Это твое имя, синица?
- 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,070 - Нет. - Назови свое имя!
- 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,020 - Тиран. - И слышать не хочу!
- 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,240 Вот как мы поступим.
- 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,120 Мне уже без разницы, кто на ней женится.
- 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,080 Это будет один из вас. Второй умрёт.
- 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,250 Папа, нет, не заставляй выбирать!
- 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,880 Не заставлю. Ты всё равно ошибёшься.
- 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,290 На рассвете вы будете драться до смерти.
- 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:05,840 Мне на потеху. Но что еще важнее, чтобы выполнить...
- 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,720 Нет, нет, мне на потеху.
- 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,090 Дельфины умирают!
- 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,050 Да, вы умираете!
- 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,430 Умирающие дельфиньи лыжи!
- 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,470 - Извини. - Извини.
- 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,600 Мне жаль, ребята.
- 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,350 - Тебе жаль? - А не должно быть?
- 00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:25,890 Я скорее имел в виду, что твоих сожалений и близко не достаточно.
- 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:27,190 Мы виним в этом меня?
- 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:31,480 Ну, ты привела меня на тайное болото, где живёт твой бывший.
- 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,900 А затем привела своего отца. Так кого еще мне винить, крокодилов?
- 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:36,950 Мы бы иначе умерли.
- 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,070 Вы бы умерли.
- 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,570 Я ем траву. Я бы выжил.
- 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,330 Теперь ты выживешь, а один из нас - нет.
- 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:45,500 И заруби на носу: тот, кто выживет, навсегда согласится с умершим в том,
- 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,370 что ты поступила не лучшим образом.
- 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:52,040 Да что вы, мне уже не терпится выйти замуж за наиболее смертоносного из двух ненавидящих меня мужчин.
- 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,550 Это по-вашему смешно?
- 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:57,050 Нет, но смешно, что в такой момент ты ожидаешь от нас сочувствия.
- 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,760 Да, нареви нам реку слёз.
- 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,220 Болото слёз.
- 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,050 Не волнуйся. У нас с Морковью есть план.
- 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,640 Посейдон может даже не прийти.
- 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,810 Ты серьёзно?
- 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:07,600 Иногда он заставляет людей ждать весь день, чтобы проучить.
- 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,480 - Люблю такие уроки! - Да, пошли отсюда.
- 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,810 Время сражаться до смерти!
- 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,110 Чёрт.
- 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,280 Оставайся в моей комнате, пока семья к тебе не привыкнет.
- 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,360 Я много хожу туда-сюда. Ты любишь ходить?
- 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:22,820 И может быть, через какое-то время наши виды даже смогут стать...
- 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:24,830 Внимание, волки!
- 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:27,040 Отступите или умрите!
- 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,250 - ...друзьями. - Вы не ровня человечеству!
- 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:33,420 Вы еще не изобрели звуковой конус!
- 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,670 Итак, время сражаться до смерти.
- 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,220 И не говорите, что вы друзья, поэтому у вас нет желания сражаться.
- 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,840 Атакуйте в полную силу.
- 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:42,840 Начали!
- 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,810 Вы делаете именно то, чего я вас просил не делать!
- 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:47,810 Деритесь всерьёз!
- 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,400 Готовься!
- 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,150 - Вырежем волков! - Стойте!
- 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,110 Мы можем быть друзьями!
- 00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:58,320 Мы с этим волком спали вместе.
- 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,780 Ой, повзрослейте!
- 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:04,530 Мило, сестра, но я не думаю, что эти волки понимают.
- 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,330 Волк, ты меня понимаешь, да?
- 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,940 Ты же не думаешь, что я тебя понимаю?
- 00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:12,670 Отлично. Я поговорю со своей армией, а ты переводи для своей.
- 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:13,750 Слушайте меня!
- 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,710 Люди и волки не такие уж разные!
- 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,767 Они суют рыбу в огонь, это взорвёт вам мозг.
- 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,840 Мы умные, но жестокие.
- 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,063 После такого вы уже не вернётесь к обычной еде.
- 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,430 Мы в особенности злы к себе подобным.
- 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,484 Они только и делают, что едят. Еда повсюду.
- 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:32,480 Возможно, мы наконец нашли животное, которое по-настоящему нас понимает.
- 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:38,390 У них на лицах. Их кожа покрыта жиром и солью.
- 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,220 Мы можем этим воспользоваться.
- 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,410 Мы подружимся с волками.
- 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,570 Мы заберём у этих огромных лысых обезьян всё.
- 00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,380 Стой!
- 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,970 Мы не будем сражаться. И вот почему.
- 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:06,180 У нас есть то, чего ты лишён... порядочность.
- 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:08,050 - Морковь! - Ты доволен?
- 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,350 Ты увидел достаточно крови?
- 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:11,310 Нет, я вообще ее не видел.
- 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:15,270 Не верится, что вы пытались провернуть уловку с ненастоящим складным копьём.
- 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,980 Ладно, ладно, ты нас поймал.
- 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,820 Вы понимаете, что теперь я убью обоих?
- 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:22,110 Конечно, вполне логично, что это тебя оскорбляет. И знаешь почему?
- 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:26,490 Урок в том, что никто не любит, когда им манипулируют.
- 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,620 Он понимает! Он кивает.
- 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,790 Нет, я придумываю крутую мелодию, под которую буду вас убивать.
- 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,000 Ум-ум-ум-умри-и!
- 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,120 Умри, умри, умри, умри, умри!
- 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,590 Но ты только подумай...
- 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,680 О боже мой!
- 00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:58,190 Вот так. А теперь идём.
- 00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,310 Я ненавижу тебя!
- 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,650 Да, да. Пошли домой, или ты еще хочешь быть свободной?
- 00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,030 Пошли домой, но я тебя ненавижу.
- 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,070 Дельфины!
- 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:07,490 Дельфины?
- 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,910 Видишь? Я же говорил.
- 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,450 Они уже мертвы. Кит!
- 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,040 Свет опасен.
- 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,250 Все, как один.
- 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,540 - Вода - это воздух. - Ладно.
- 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,670 Ты человек, и он ушёл.
- 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,590 - Это сработало? - Конечно!
- 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,880 Вряд ли Посейдон именно сейчас решит стать непредсказуемым.
- 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:37,640 Можно спросить, чьи эти отрубленные человеческие и конские конечности?
- 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,510 Нет, нельзя. Потому что урок состоит в том, чтобы никогда во мне сомневаться.
- 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,730 - Меня устраивает такой урок. - Я Морковь.
- 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,730 Мы не друзья, Морковь. Сам добирайся до дома.
- 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,400 Ты хороший парень, кентавр Морковь.
- 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,150 И конь ты тоже хороший.
- 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,490 Мы с тобой видимся не в последний раз, царь Тиран.
- 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,490 Но!
- 00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:57,780 Он говорит "но" себе?
- 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,820 Видитесь не в последний раз?
- 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:02,740 Как будто это он решает, будет ли он постоянным персонажем.
- 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:03,910 - Кентавры. - Кентавры.
- 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:09,420 Мама, ты была права. Я не могу тебя критиковать, когда я точно такой же избалованный осёл.
- 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,500 Да, да, возможно, обманывать тебя было нечестно.
- 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,410 Так на каком животном ты хочешь вернуться?
- 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,010 - На орле! - Я не дам тебе выбрать.
- 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,760 Обманула! Кит!
- 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,390 Оригинальный выбор.
- 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:23,260 Не он придумал призыв китов.
- 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:25,310 Мама, мама, мама! Мама!
- 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,640 Мама!
- 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,860 Как успехи?
- 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,570 Они заинтересованы в одомашнивании.
- 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,610 - Отлично. - Ну не знаю.
- 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:43,280 Они хотят жить в наших домах, спать в наших постелях и есть нашу еду.
- 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,910 Они хотят, чтобы их выводили наружу,
- 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,660 чтобы они какали и писали, где захотят.
- 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:50,710 И они хотят, чтобы их каждый раз за это хватили.
- 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:53,710 Дело приняло странный оборот. Что они предлагают нам?
- 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,300 Мы можем их доить?
- 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,670 Нет! Ни доить, ни запрягать.
- 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,590 Слушай, я обеими руками за межвидовые отношения,
- 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,220 но это самое одностороннее предложение из всех, что я слышал.
- 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:09,390 И я не могу посоветовать человечеству ничего другого, кроме как послать их к чёрту.
- 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,100 Посмотрите на их детёныша.
- 00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:14,020 Их щенки словно нарочно становятся умилительнее.
- 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:18,530 Но наши переговоры зашли в... Ладно, посмотрите на этого малыша.
- 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,950 Кто малыш? Да, да это ты.
- 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,280 Просто иди и согласись со всем.
- 00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:24,950 Хватит вести себя как придурок.
- 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:31,180 Да начнётся эпоха собачьего превосходства.
- 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,536 This is it. We're here.
- 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,371 This is Krapopolis.
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,874 I swear it's not as bad as the name sounds.
- 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:09,476 - Or that looked. - I bet he deserved it.
- 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:12,346 - Fisherman, your king returns. - We have a king?
- 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,348 We're a democracy,
- 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,450 so him not knowing me means I'm crushing it.
- 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,019 Oh, wow, and here's my family to greet us.
- 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,654 I guess you guys heard. - Heard?
- 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,390 That I fought a kraken, rescued a princess,
- 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,993 and I'm returning with a girlfriend.
- 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:27,628 Am I rushing it? - Nope.
- 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:28,996 I'm his girlfriend.
- 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:31,631 Yeah, it's the talk of the town.
- 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:34,234 I've got two grilled octopus and two coconut waters.
- 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,669 That's us. What do we owe you?
- 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,671 - Three sandals. - So you're only here for food?
- 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:40,808 In our defense, we got hungry and forgot you were gone.
- 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,042 Can you break a chicken?
- 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,278 Do I look like I carry seven buckets of olives?
- 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,347 Hey, girlfriend, welcome to Krapopolis.
- 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:47,448 - Oh! - We need your sandals.
- 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:50,217 We are good for it. We're royalty.
- 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:13,273 <i>all: Whoo!</i>
- 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:18,612 The goddess Deliria demands this story continue.
- 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,949 Yes, Mother--fifth time you've interrupted to say that.
- 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,350 And I was tied to the rock,
- 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,252 and the kraken was going to eat me.
- 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:29,123 But then, Tyrannis arrived and rescued me.
- 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:32,325 - You rescued me. - You rescued me.
- 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,330 You fought a kraken? With what?
- 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,798 My fist-- punched it on the nose.
- 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,000 I guess that's their weakness.
- 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,401 That's sharks.
- 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,370 Well, turns out nobody likes it.
- 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:46,139 Herophile, Tyrannis tells me you're a sea nymph.
- 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:47,341 Would we know your family?
- 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,077 Well, my father is Poseidon.
- 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:52,112 all: Ooh! - Very impressive.
- 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,982 Oh, so when my son chooses the daughter of a god,
- 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,417 it's romantic, but--
- 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,352 But when your mother chooses, it's gross.
- 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,487 Yeah, you're getting it. Come on.
- 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,022 You know what I'm not getting?
- 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,390 This kraken story.
- 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,225 Don't be jealous of your brother, Stupendous.
- 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,493 He can barely swim!
- 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,262 How'd he untie her in the water?
- 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,197 Krakens are bad with knots.
- 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:12,466 Once again, that's sharks.
- 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,336 I am bleeding to death. That can wait.
- 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,471 How is this a feasible combination?
- 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,441 That's Tyrannis' girlfriend.
- 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:23,010 Oh, well, I'm his half brother,
- 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,612 which I guess makes us husband and wife
- 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,147 if he gets murdered. - You were bleeding to death?
- 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,484 Yeah, because guess which animal still refuses
- 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,654 to roll over for civilization? - Wolves.
- 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,755 - Wolves. - Wolves!
- 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:38,558 What is with this rivalry between humans and wolves?
- 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,095 They're the only animal we will never be friends with.
- 00:02:41,095 --> 00:02:42,229 I'm just gonna say it right now,
- 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,297 they're man's worst enemy.
- 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,931 Brilliant, that's gonna stick.
- 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,500 - Mm-hmm. - You realize this poor
- 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,201 young lady is sitting here like a prop.
- 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,103 Can we please give her a bit of agency?
- 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,938 Herophile, I'd like you to decide
- 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,674 when you're marrying my son.
- 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,041 Mom, we just met!
- 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,478 Her father is Poseidon.
- 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,914 He's gonna propose to you before sundown.
- 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:02,115 Here's why--
- 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,119 you're the hottest woman he'll ever have a shot at.
- 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:07,888 This family is the wolves of people.
- 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,359 I guess the legend of our relationship is spreading now.
- 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:15,395 I can't believe the king's not going to die a virgin!
- 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,231 Inappropriate! But hopefully, true.
- 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,766 And there's where people eat,
- 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:19,633 and there's where they poo.
- 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,302 Those places are really close together.
- 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,706 That's exactly what I said. You're good at this.
- 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,241 Look, we're on a vase.
- 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,776 Being in a celebrated relationship feels
- 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:31,712 extra romantic, doesn't it?
- 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,415 I guess that's why we should put extra effort into knowing
- 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,217 where we're at, keeping it real.
- 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,851 That's smart. I agree.
- 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,253 Your Divine Royalnesses,
- 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:42,723 I made a sculpture of you two meeting.
- 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,994 Holy balls.
- 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,529 Marry me. - Yes!
- 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,596 Mmm.
- 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:52,799 They're getting married--
- 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,968 mostly because of my work!
- 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:58,205 Wolves, they're smart, yet savage--
- 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:01,408 organized, yet impulsive. - Not unlike man.
- 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:04,745 Shlub, if you start with that "man is just an animal" crap,
- 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,080 I will pin you to the floor
- 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:08,315 and dominate you with a non-sexual hump.
- 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:11,484 That's why you're the cyclops for this mission, sis.
- 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:15,189 This new technology will allow you to walk among wolves,
- 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:16,857 perceived as one of their own.
- 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,258 Is that a tank of wolf pee?
- 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,126 - Is that a problem? - You callin' me scared?
- 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,329 I will non-sexually hump you.
- 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,364 Kids, kids, there's no need to fight.
- 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,867 We'll all get our chance in the [bleep] tank.
- 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,368 Then let's begin!
- 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:36,943 Aah!
- 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,694 Ah!
- 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,722 Now that we're friends, what do you say
- 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,023 we visit your leader?
- 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,062 My mother will be so happy we're getting married,
- 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,697 which I don't even see as a downside now.
- 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,965 And I'm so happy that I'm not even turned off
- 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,166 by how much you mention her.
- 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,335 I guess I do fixate too much on proving her wrong.
- 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,004 She represents the old world,
- 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,139 and I never saw a role for myself in it.
- 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,107 Then I punched a kraken. I'm a kraken puncher.
- 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,943 Yeah, you are.
- 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,145 Is that a-- is that a kraken?
- 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,215 Oh, god, oh, dear god, do you think it's the same one?
- 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,016 Do I just punch it again? - I don't know!
- 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,218 Well, get behind me, I guess.
- 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,786 Or should we run? - I don't know!
- 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,221 If we run, will you still love me?
- 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,923 - I think so. - Oh, thank god. Run!
- 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:56,924 Oh!
- 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,125 You run, and you're dead.
- 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,360 Oh, damn it.
- 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,662 Where's your mother? She stiffed me.
- 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,264 See, I'm not the only one who brings her up--wait, what?
- 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,666 Excuse me, what are you saying?
- 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:09,303 His mother owes me 20 cows for the fake kraken fight!
- 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,137 You're not a real kraken?
- 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:14,474 Real kraken, jagoff, fake fight.
- 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,117 - Whoa. - Ah.
- 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,688 Oh, a kraken!
- 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,856 Oh, no!
- 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,724 Ah!
- 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,392 Aah!
- 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,796 Oh! Owie, owie, owie!
- 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,772 I am slain!
- 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,139 Ugh.
- 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,178 You tell that bitch I'm hungry, and I'm not going away!
- 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,813 Sorry about the language, sweetie.
- 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,315 I respect Poseidon a lot.
- 00:06:54,315 --> 00:06:56,950 Your dad's what krakens call a kraken's god.
- 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,318 Oh, and congratulations.
- 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,987 I heard you guys got engaged.
- 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,323 - Thank you... - Thank you...
- 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:07,060 ♪ And Deliria's son fought a kraken and won ♪
- 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,262 ♪ Because he's Deliria's son ♪
- 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,998 - Loving it. - ♪ And Poseidon's daughter ♪
- 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,500 ♪ Called out from the water-- ♪
- 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,235 Okay, but Poseidon can have his own song.
- 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,538 What if that's where you put a catchy hook, like--
- 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,741 ♪ This is the wedding of Deliria's son ♪
- 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:25,179 ♪ Deliria, Deliria ♪
- 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,714 I love that idea. I'll come up with some lyrics.
- 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,216 I just gave you the lyrics.
- 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,085 Manipulator!
- 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:32,453 Who told? The kraken?
- 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,354 What happened to the crew? Did they drown?
- 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,623 I turned them into fish when they hit the water,
- 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,457 brought them home,
- 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:38,325 and set them up with wives of their own.
- 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,394 Unlike you, they won't be complaining.
- 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,963 - Do you mind? - No problem!
- 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,968 I mean, leave the room!
- 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,970 Don't talk to my bard like a slave.
- 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,505 You leave, and you die. - No problem!
- 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,074 - I thought I was in love! - You are!
- 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,409 And she's quite taken with you, oddly enough.
- 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,478 But if the blabbermouth kraken changed that,
- 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,114 we'll just sweeten the deal for her.
- 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:01,916 I don't want her to get a deal.
- 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,150 I told you my whole life
- 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,052 I don't want to be provided with a woman.
- 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,388 Yes, yes, you want to earn a woman
- 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:09,423 by giving her more things than someone better looking.
- 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:12,059 It's quite modern, son. But we've given it a go.
- 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,728 I can't make another child.
- 00:08:13,728 --> 00:08:15,195 You were too much work.
- 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,765 You owe me a grandson worthy of overthrowing you.
- 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:21,168 Well, now I can die the world's most satisfied virgin
- 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,737 since I'll finally be depriving you of something.
- 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:24,805 Maybe I should go.
- 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:25,973 both: No! - I'm going.
- 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,941 I have a princess to return.
- 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,310 So sorry I tried to help you.
- 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,213 If there were anyone in this entire world
- 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,548 that wanted your help, Mother,
- 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,484 you'd be ruining their life instead of mine!
- 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:42,489 ♪ This is the wedding of Deliria's-- ♪
- 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,357 spiders!
- 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,525 Oh, god, why?
- 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,961 Are they poisonous? They're not biting.
- 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,362 They're everywhere! Can I just ask why?
- 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,400 I'll take that as a no! Whatever I did, I'm sorry!
- 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,202 So many spiders! Am I allowed to kill them?
- 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,438 I'm killing a lot of them just by flailing.
- 00:08:57,438 --> 00:09:00,173 If that's some kind of test, I can try to stand still.
- 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,942 I'll do anything! I'm so sorry
- 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,243 for whatever I did to offend you!
- 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,613 I have to get out of these clothes!
- 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,381 You know, your son does seem pretty mad at you.
- 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:18,392 I'm not doing any actual navigating, by the way.
- 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,160 I'm just moving this thing around.
- 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,262 Where do you live again?
- 00:09:21,262 --> 00:09:23,264 The ocean. We're here.
- 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:25,332 Sorry I'm not a real kraken puncher.
- 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,134 I didn't like you for that.
- 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,802 I liked that you wanted
- 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,171 to be free from the gods.
- 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,473 And here I am dumping you back with Poseidon.
- 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,342 And then going back to Deliria.
- 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,377 Gods, they think they're so high and mighty,
- 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,179 but they're-- well, they're high and mighty,
- 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,481 but they're the ones that need us.
- 00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:42,382 It would serve them right if you and I just--
- 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,084 Disappeared? I know a place
- 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,687 we could live free. It's called "the swamp."
- 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,488 The gods never go there.
- 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,857 Unless "the swamp" is a special name
- 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,224 for a place that isn't a swamp,
- 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,525 I don't think anyone goes there.
- 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,229 Oh, it's a swamp, but it's a swamp we control.
- 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:56,863 We could have a kingdom there
- 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,265 and <i>kids.</i>
- 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,000 We could try,
- 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,402 which I hear is the best part.
- 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,937 And then the kids are--
- 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,371 Let's do it, Tyrannis.
- 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,639 Let's try it. Let's swamp it.
- 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,175 - You really mean it? - I really mean let's try.
- 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,245 Hey, everybody.
- 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,349 Two wolves approachin'. I'll be living with you guys,
- 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:18,719 learning your secrets-- not that they're secrets to me.
- 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,853 I'm a wolf.
- 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,664 Is that your boss? What'd he say, something good?
- 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,034 Well, that'll keep the rain out.
- 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,535 I guess the floor got kind of--
- 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,170 - Swamped? - Exactly.
- 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,772 Hungry? I'm going to check
- 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,941 on the frog trap.
- 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,876 Ew.
- 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,344 Eww.
- 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,815 I may not know how to trap frogs.
- 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,117 But we're free.
- 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,986 Right, and now we have to stay free forever,
- 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,554 or I'll be killed.
- 00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:56,356 Oh, boy, get behind me.
- 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,225 I need a weapon. I need a stick!
- 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,861 Great, now I'm a master frog catcher.
- 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,131 Carrots?
- 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,666 Herophile.
- 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,833 Oh, who are you?
- 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,468 - Her boyfriend. - I see.
- 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,638 I'm heartbroken, but I'm not the jealous type.
- 00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:13,273 You don't have to be. You have a horse penis.
- 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,076 I'm jealous. What's the story here?
- 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,945 Carrots was my first love. He left me.
- 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,246 I had to flee from your father.
- 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,148 I ended up on a tiny island,
- 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,550 imprisoned by irresistible centaur women--
- 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,153 women with the backs and fronts of horses.
- 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,388 After a year, I realized, wait, these are just horses.
- 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,923 So I left. And I remembered
- 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,492 how you used to talk about the swamp.
- 00:11:31,492 --> 00:11:33,994 Can we go back to the year you spent banging horses?
- 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,262 I could've lied about that part.
- 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,396 That's definitely true.
- 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,065 I didn't come here to get you back.
- 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,232 I'll believe it when I see it.
- 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,367 I'm just hiding from your dad.
- 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,202 - Us too. - Yeah, us too,
- 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,770 the couple moving into her swamp.
- 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,472 Good luck out there, Carrots.
- 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,709 Tyrannis, he'll die.
- 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,644 I said "good luck."
- 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,714 Carrots, please do me the honor
- 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,750 of living in a swamp with me and your ex-girlfriend.
- 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,952 I appreciate that.
- 00:11:57,952 --> 00:11:58,886 I'm saying this right now.
- 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,988 You're both dicks if you fall back in love,
- 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,090 and I don't care if my ugly possessiveness
- 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,524 makes it feel romantic.
- 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,259 It won't be. It'll be a dick move
- 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,495 that got called ahead of time.
- 00:12:07,495 --> 00:12:09,964 - Perfectly reasonable. - No, that makes sense.
- 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,544 Step back. I'm not wounded.
- 00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:27,080 I'm just in this position because it's badass.
- 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,218 I said "get back!"
- 00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:38,859 You makin' fun of me?
- 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:47,401 You bring one more stick to me and see what happens.
- 00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:49,369 Thanks for bringing all those sticks.
- 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,608 I assume this is, like, a truce.
- 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:58,011 So I'm gonna lay down and either heal or die,
- 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,680 and I'll kill you in the morning.
- 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,162 - Hunger--uh-- - Hungry!
- 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,963 Hungry hunger! - Eating.
- 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,264 Food? - Yes!
- 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,499 Come on, this game was supposed
- 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,935 to take our minds off starvation.
- 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:25,172 Don't cry, Herophile.
- 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,207 We still have one more round. We can come back.
- 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,875 I prayed to my father.
- 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,911 both: What? - Okay, you can cry now.
- 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,345 Cry hard. You just killed us!
- 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,348 I'm sorry. I didn't know
- 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,149 I'd be on the hook for everyone's misery.
- 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,785 Now you're on the hook for our deaths.
- 00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:40,153 Okay, this is good though. If we're all being honest,
- 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,923 I hate the swamp, and I want my mommy.
- 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,391 What are you doing?
- 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,260 My mom gave me an emergency ritual--
- 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,129 some moss, a good-looking rock, mud.
- 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,298 Gonna just--this looks like my mom, I think, right?
- 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,100 You're spending a lot of time on the breasts.
- 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,002 You don't get to judge family dynamics!
- 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,836 Goddess Deliria, mother of the ungrateful,
- 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,838 Goddess Deliria,
- 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,872 mother of the ungrateful--
- 00:13:58,872 --> 00:13:59,940 - My father is coming. - Shh!
- 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,974 Goddess Deliria,
- 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,009 mother of the ungrateful!
- 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,712 This is the goddess Deliria!
- 00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:05,546 Yes, yes!
- 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,347 Mom, I'm sorry, and I need you just to--
- 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,483 If you'd like to leave a sacrifice,
- 00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:12,119 you can do so after this message.
- 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,688 If not, lose this ritual.
- 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,689 Frog, frog!
- 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,724 Give me the frog!
- 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,429 Dolphin skis! both: Ew.
- 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,932 I hope you're happy. This brackish water
- 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,100 is killing these guys.
- 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,770 Yeah, you're fine now, but trust me!
- 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:30,571 I'm sorry, Dad. I--
- 00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:31,972 I don't wanna hear it. Daddy's here.
- 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,808 This ends now. You're getting married.
- 00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:35,108 Where are these jackasses?
- 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,077 Get over here!
- 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,046 You, horse ass, what's your name?
- 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,081 Gravy? - Carrots.
- 00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:41,248 I don't wanna hear it!
- 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,517 And you, you're Deliria's kid, Titmouse?
- 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,953 - Yes. - That's your name, Titmouse?
- 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,253 - No. - Tell me your name!
- 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,156 - Tyrannis. - I don't wanna hear it!
- 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,157 Here's how it's gonna go down.
- 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,259 I don't care who marries her at this point.
- 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,260 One of you is. The other one is dying.
- 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,430 Dad, no! Don't make me choose.
- 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:59,066 I'm not. You'd choose wrong.
- 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,435 At dawn, the two of you fight to the death
- 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:03,670 for my amusement, but more importantly,
- 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,005 to uphold--
- 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,873 no, no--for my amusement.
- 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,241 These dolphins are dying!
- 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,211 Yes, you are!
- 00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:12,579 Dying dolphin skis!
- 00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:18,385 - Sorry. - Sorry.
- 00:15:18,486 --> 00:15:19,453 I'm sorry, guys.
- 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,321 - You're sorry? - Should I not be?
- 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,756 I was more expressing like,
- 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,858 sorry doesn't begin to cover it.
- 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,160 We're blaming me for this?
- 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,762 Well, you did bring me to a secret swamp
- 00:15:28,863 --> 00:15:30,964 where your ex-boyfriend lives, and then brought your father
- 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,900 to the secret swamp, so I'm not gonna blame the crocodiles.
- 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,902 We were going to die.
- 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,037 You guys were.
- 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,339 I eat grass. I was surviving.
- 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,275 Now you're surviving, and one of us isn't.
- 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,377 And to be clear, whichever of us does survive,
- 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,012 will always agree with the dead one
- 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,346 that you could've handled this better.
- 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,315 Gee, I can't wait to be forced to marry
- 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,951 the most lethal of two men that despise me.
- 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,519 Is that funny?
- 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,889 No, but it is funny to pick this moment
- 00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:56,023 to expect our sympathy.
- 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,725 Yeah, cry us a river.
- 00:15:57,725 --> 00:15:59,160 Cry us a swamp.
- 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,027 Look, don't worry. Carrots and I have a plan.
- 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,630 Poseidon might not even show up.
- 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,598 - Are you serious? - Sometimes he makes people
- 00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:06,566 stand around all day, and that's the lesson.
- 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,402 - I love that lesson! - Yup, let's get out of here.
- 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,771 Time to fight to the death!
- 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,073 Damn it.
- 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,174 You should stay in my room
- 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,076 until my family can get used to you.
- 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,311 But I walk around a lot. You like walking around?
- 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,481 And after a while, maybe our species
- 00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:21,782 can form some kind of...
- 00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,783 Attention, wolves!
- 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,986 Withdraw or die!
- 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,223 - Friendship. - You're no match for humanity!
- 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:32,359 You have yet to develop the sound cone!
- 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,629 Okay, time to fight to the death.
- 00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,864 And don't do the thing where you're friends,
- 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,165 so you're conflicted about fighting.
- 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,801 Just really go at each other.
- 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:41,802 Now!
- 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,238 You're doing the exact thing
- 00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:45,772 I asked you not to do!
- 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,773 Fight for real!
- 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,345 Ready!
- 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,113 - Mutilate the wolves! - Stop!
- 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,082 We can be friends!
- 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,284 This wolf and I slept together.
- 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,753 Oh, grow up!
- 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,155 That's sweet, sis,
- 00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:03,490 but I don't think these wolves understand.
- 00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:06,293 Wolf, you can understand me, right?
- 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,997 Okay, great. I'll talk to my army,
- 00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:11,865 and you translate for yours.
- 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,733 Listen to me!
- 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,669 Humans and wolves are not that different!
- 00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:19,807 We're smart but violent.
- 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,378 We're especially mean to our own kind.
- 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,783 Maybe we finally found the one animal
- 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,418 that really gets us.
- 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,367 We're gonna be friends with wolves.
- 00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:54,741 Hiya!
- 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,245 Stop!
- 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,914 We won't fight anymore, and here's why.
- 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,116 We have something you don't hav--
- 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,119 Integrity.
- 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:07,020 - Carrots! - Are you satisfied?
- 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,289 Have you seen enough blood?
- 00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:10,223 No, I haven't seen any.
- 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,192 I can't believe you guys tried to pull
- 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,260 the fake telescoping spear trick.
- 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,963 Okay, okay, you caught us there.
- 00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,798 You do understand now I have to kill you both?
- 00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,333 Of course, it makes a lot of sense
- 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,068 that this would offend you, and you know why?
- 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:25,405 Because the lesson is, nobody likes to be manipulated.
- 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,507 He gets it! He's nodding.
- 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,743 No, no, I was imagining a kickass song
- 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:30,677 to murder you by.
- 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,946 ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, die! ♪
- 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,015 ♪ Die, die, die, die, die! ♪
- 00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:35,983 But I think if you think--
- 00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:37,017 ah!
- 00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,452 Whoa!
- 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,257 Uh...
- 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,630 Oh, my god!
- 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:57,137 Let it out. Let's go.
- 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,271 I hate you!
- 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,007 Yeah, yeah. You comin' home?
- 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,575 Or do you wanna keep being free?
- 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,978 I'll come home, but I hate you.
- 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,012 Dolphins!
- 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,446 Dolphins?
- 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,815 See? Called it.
- 00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:09,416 Already dead. Whale!
- 00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:22,830 Light is dangerous.
- 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:23,997 All move as one.
- 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,299 - Water is air. - All right.
- 00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:27,434 You're human, and he's gone.
- 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,336 - Did it work? - Of course it worked!
- 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,505 It's not like Poseidon's going to choose now
- 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:32,506 to become unpredictable.
- 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:33,774 Can I just ask, Mom,
- 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,343 whose dismembered human and horse appendages those are?
- 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,278 Actually, you can't ask, because the lesson here
- 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,280 is never question my judgment.
- 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,483 - I'm good with that lesson. - I'm Carrots.
- 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,285 No new friends, Carrots, and find your own way home.
- 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,154 You're a good guy, Carrots the Centaur,
- 00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:48,822 and a good horse, combined.
- 00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:52,259 We haven't seen the last of each other, King Tyrannis.
- 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,260 Yah!
- 00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,563 He says "yah" to himself?
- 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,599 Haven't seen the last of each other?
- 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:01,502 Like he gets to decide how enduring a character he is.
- 00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:02,636 both: Centaurs.
- 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,671 Mom, you were right. I can't keep being
- 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:08,175 so critical of you if I'm just as much of a spoiled assface.
- 00:20:08,175 --> 00:20:10,277 Yes, yes, it's possible
- 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,244 it was unfair of me to trick you.
- 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,113 Right, what animal do you want to go home on?
- 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,782 - An eagle! - You don't get to choose.
- 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,516 Tricked you! Whale!
- 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,153 Inspired choice.
- 00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:21,955 He didn't invent summoning whales.
- 00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:24,057 Mom, mom, mom--mom! Mom!
- 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,393 Mom!
- 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,633 How's it going?
- 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,336 Well, they are interested in a domestic relationship.
- 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,372 - That's great. - I don't know.
- 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:40,141 They want to live in our houses
- 00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:42,009 and sleep in our beds and eat our food.
- 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,610 They want to be escorted outside
- 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,547 so they can poop and pee wherever they want,
- 00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:47,581 and whenever they do it,
- 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,449 they want to be told they're good at it.
- 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,486 Okay, that took a turn. What are they offering us?
- 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:54,054 Can we milk them?
- 00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:56,289 No! No milking, no hauling.
- 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,359 Look, I'm a very interspecies kind of guy,
- 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,997 but this is the most one-sided proposal I've ever heard,
- 00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:06,100 and I can't advise mankind to do anything else
- 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,101 but walk the hell away.
- 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,870 You guys, look at their offspring.
- 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:12,606 It's like their puppies are intentionally becoming cuter.
- 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,875 But the negotiations aren't really--
- 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,211 okay, look at this lil' guy.
- 00:21:17,311 --> 00:21:19,713 Are you a lil' guy? Yes, you are.
- 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:22,049 Just go in there and agree to everything.
- 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:23,717 Stop being a jerk.
- 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:31,458 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,528 <i>Bento.</i>
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