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The Stuperbowl
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Тианнис начинает первую серию игр, в которых принимают участие другие правители: Аскилл, король Зика и король Папатонис. Среди участников игр — Ступендус, который в итоге превращает игры в соревнование. Тем временем Шлуб выводит Гиппокампа на улицы в качестве альтернативы своим экспериментам, и они обнаруживают, что кто-то был убит, поскольку Гиппокамп планирует провести вскрытие, чтобы найти убийцу. В то же время Делирия подает вино, и Гермес сообщает ей, что на игре присутствуют сокол Афродиты и племянник Посейдона, Бросейдон.
Субтитры
- 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:27,190 Город КорИнф получил приглашение
- 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:30,500 на первые всемирные межгородские игры
- 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,600 и ответил...
- 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,840 Да!
- 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:36,640 Отличные новости!
- 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,640 Он мёртв? Это плохие новости, его жизнь нельзя обесценивать.
- 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,510 Но брось его в кучу согласных. Да!
- 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:43,280 Так сколько городов приедет?
- 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,340 - Четыре. - Прекрасно!
- 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,250 Игры состоятся!
- 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:51,380 Тебе не нужно уносить людей, сын.
- 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:53,620 - Для этого есть люди. - Я тащу его в лабораторию.
- 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,060 Я в последнее время увлёкся трупами.
- 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,420 Как учёный.
- 00:00:57,420 --> 00:01:00,290 Где считается наукой изучать мёртвых людей, в Египте?
- 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:02,030 Они чего только не придумают.
- 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,500 Ты любишь убивать людей!
- 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,400 Да, а после я не трогаю их, как нормальный человек.
- 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,040 Я буду делать что хочу, и никто меня не остановит!
- 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,210 Слуга, помоги не дать меня остановить!
- 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:42,300 Здорово, что к нам приедут гости из других городов.
- 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,210 Это готовый рецепт для оргии, я же вижу.
- 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:46,770 Ты во всём видишь рецепт для оргии.
- 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:49,310 - Это простой рецепт. - Докажи.
- 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,210 Можете не быть мерзкими, пока я ем?
- 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:54,310 Мне нужны силы, чтобы вырывать позвоночники на играх.
- 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:56,380 Это не такие игры, КолОсса.
- 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:58,350 Все позвоночники останутся на своих местах.
- 00:01:58,350 --> 00:02:00,390 Тогда что считать, чтобы узнать, кто победил?
- 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:03,941 Смысл в том, чтобы показать, что города могут мирно существовать.
- 00:02:03,941 --> 00:02:05,160 Ясно, без меня.
- 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,030 Колосса, слушайся своего брата.
- 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,300 Эти игры - отличная идея.
- 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,900 Не ожидал от тебя поддержки, мама.
- 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:14,200 Они заслужили название "ДелирИйские игры".
- 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,100 И какое-нибудь знамя. Просто как вариант.
- 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,600 Теперь мне всё ясно.
- 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,440 Раз уж они названы в мою честь,
- 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,740 мне придётся появиться на церемонии закрытия.
- 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:25,180 А там не обойтись без песни. Песне нужна хореография.
- 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:28,320 Думаю, я спущусь с неба на гигантских золотых качелях?
- 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,620 Мои руки связаны.
- 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:33,120 Тебе обязательно брать контроль над всем, что я делаю?
- 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,990 Я много над чем могу взять контроль.
- 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:36,290 К примеру, погода.
- 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:39,160 Надеюсь, не случится торнадо... из скорпионов.
- 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,390 "Делирийские игры", ладно.
- 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:42,400 Я порабощу танцовщиц!
- 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,730 Вот и он! Добро пожаловать на игры, сосед!
- 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,670 Я пришёл, чтобы тебя не убили.
- 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:49,870 Ты знаешь, кого пригласил в город?
- 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,440 ЗИку Жестокого? ПапатОниса Уничтожителя?
- 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,070 Эти титулы не следует воспринимать буквально.
- 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:57,080 Возможно, Зика жестоко честен.
- 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:59,310 Возможно, Папатонис уничтожил нищету.
- 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,480 Петра, Откусывающая пенисы?
- 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,920 Возможно, это фамилия ее мужа?
- 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:07,250 Короче, не забывай: мы с тобой были врагами,
- 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,420 потом я пригласил тебя, и вот мы друзья.
- 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:12,490 - Тоже верно. Могу я тебя попросить как друг? - О чём угодно.
- 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:14,460 При остальных делай вид, что мы незнакомы.
- 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,260 Если нападут все сразу, я не хочу, чтобы меня отпинали.
- 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:18,930 Эй! Какие люди!
- 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:21,870 Вы видели, как плохо защищены стены у этого додика?
- 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:22,670 Извини.
- 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,840 Приветствую. Я Тиран, хозяин.
- 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,970 Я Папатонис.
- 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:29,180 Пожмём руки. Упс.
- 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:31,380 Вместо этого я поправлю волосы.
- 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,380 - Я это сам придумал. - Не обращай внимания.
- 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,080 Я Зика. Рад знакомству.
- 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,380 - Взаимно. - Шучу.
- 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:38,077 С чего мне радоваться знакомствам?
- 00:03:38,077 --> 00:03:40,350 - Мир беспощаден и глуп. - Согласен.
- 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,260 Но я верю, что мы изменим это вместе. Выпьем?
- 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:44,360 Хорошая попытка.
- 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,060 Мы знаем, что такое яд.
- 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,230 Ла-адно.
- 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:52,000 Еще раз щёлкнешь хлыстом рядом с моим сыном - и я выверну твое лицо наизнанку.
- 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,370 Что сделает его только лучше.
- 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:55,270 Э, ты живёшь с матерью?
- 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,840 Она живёт со мной.
- 00:03:56,990 --> 00:04:00,690 Слушайте, я организовал на арене роскошную ложу,
- 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:02,730 откуда мы вместе будем смотреть игры.
- 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:04,830 А пока чувствуйте себя как дома.
- 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:08,000 Мы не знакомы. Я Задоубивец.
- 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:13,640 Прости меня.
- 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,740 Мама, не выставляй меня ребёнком перед другими царями.
- 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:19,540 Я собираюсь предложить им свою тему.
- 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:22,650 Ну, свою большую тему. Первую в мире империю.
- 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:26,750 Централизованную сеть из множества городов и взаимовыгодный альянс.
- 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,280 Лучше просто поотжимайся.
- 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,420 Ты меня не понимаешь!
- 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:32,160 Главное не дай себя убить до моего выступления.
- 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,690 Ладно, неудачники!
- 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:37,060 На этот раз постарайтесь. И пять, шесть, семь, восемь!
- 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:40,760 Нет, стоп, стоп. Почему вы так плохи?
- 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,800 Нам никто не покажет движения?
- 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,100 А надо? Ладно, признаюсь, я впервые ставлю хореографию.
- 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:47,040 Вот чего я хочу.
- 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,110 Пять, шесть, семь, восемь.
- 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:50,540 Так, будто вы этого хотите.
- 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,010 Так, будто вы управляете своими телами.
- 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:56,680 Разве не здорово отдохнуть от тёмной полной трупов лаборатории
- 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,750 и выйти наружу, увидеть солнце, повеселиться с людьми?
- 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,420 Я и так веселюсь с людьми.
- 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:02,950 Я про живых людей.
- 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:04,650 Сын, как чудовища,
- 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:07,720 мы должны преподносить себя с осторожностью.
- 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,030 Плохие чудовища убивают людей, хорошие - занимаются с ними сексом.
- 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:13,530 Поверь мне, я-то знаю, что к чему.
- 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:16,530 Папа, моя внешняя мембрана - репродуктивное желе.
- 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,530 По факту я постоянно занимаюсь сексом.
- 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:21,310 И то, что я не похож на тебя, не делает меня плохим чудовищем.
- 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:24,510 Человека убили!
- 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,210 О, свежак! Большая редкость.
- 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:28,480 Погнали!
- 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,280 Боже, кто это сделал? Что за варварство.
- 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,780 Он даже не съел ни кусочка.
- 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,220 Конечно нет. Ему было слишком весело.
- 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:37,690 Поэтому он не остановился.
- 00:05:37,690 --> 00:05:39,420 Я заберу тело в лабораторию.
- 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,960 Сын, нет, люди смотрят.
- 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:45,800 Да, они смотрят, как я изобретаю криминалистику.
- 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,670 Чтобы поймать убийцу, я должен залезть в его голову,
- 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:51,230 просунув пальцы сквозь кишки жертвы.
- 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:53,240 - Поддержи меня! - Ладно.
- 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,170 Мы с сыном забираем это тело.
- 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:56,410 Но мы хорошие чудовища.
- 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:59,280 Нами движут сексуальные побуждения.
- 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,880 Отлично выкрутился, па.
- 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,970 Как видите, мы меняем оливки на кожу,
- 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:08,200 кожу на пряности, пряности на скот.
- 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,710 Скот доим, а молоко меняем на, погодите-погодите, оливки!
- 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:16,180 И Крапополис станет городом, с которого всё началось.
- 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:19,480 Выглядит запутанно, но эй, вы платите мне, чтобы я вас подбадривал.
- 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,680 И ты справляешься на отлично.
- 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,320 Жаль, я плачу тебе не за то, чтобы ты понимал сарказм, а?
- 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:29,420 Люди отовсюду собрались на это посмотреть, что бы это ни было.
- 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:32,990 Наверно это потому что наши жизни состоят из работы, страданий и смертей,
- 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:35,100 но лично я рад здесь находиться!
- 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,870 Мужики, вы всё время будете так разговаривать?
- 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:42,140 Не понимаю, о чём ты. Мы всегда так разговариваем.
- 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,370 А вот и атлеты!
- 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:48,240 Игроки из каждого города берут камни.
- 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:53,150 Игроки, кладите!
- 00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:58,050 Мир. Мир. Мир. Мир. Мир. Мир.
- 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:01,697 Какой идиот решил, что складывание кучи камней считается игрой?
- 00:07:01,697 --> 00:07:03,260 Мой идиотский брат, вот какой.
- 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:04,620 Похоже, он реально идиот.
- 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,730 Но тебе нельзя про него такое говорить, только мне можно.
- 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:09,560 Клади свой камень, мускулистый мужичок.
- 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,330 Сама ты клади камень!
- 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,840 - Какая-то проверка камней. - Становится интересно.
- 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:21,010 Эй, смотрите.
- 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:23,480 Я не знала, что на этих играх будет насилие.
- 00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:29,080 Официальное вино Делирийских игр!
- 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,720 Коллекционные кубки!
- 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,550 Наслаждаешься своими играми?
- 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,390 Я всего лишь продавец вина.
- 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:38,290 Тебе нечего стыдиться, Делирия.
- 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:41,570 Афина как-то раз притворялась быком на жертвоприношении в свою честь.
- 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:42,630 Ха, неудачница!
- 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:46,830 Я заскочил сказать, что твое мероприятие привлекло важных персон.
- 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:49,570 За мои плечом сапсан, не смотри.
- 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,640 Сокол, сидящий на... Не смотри!
- 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,510 - Это Афродита, детка. - Ты шутишь.
- 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,540 Вот почему этот сапсан так горяч.
- 00:07:56,540 --> 00:08:00,450 А в переднем ряду - можешь посмотреть, он это любит, -
- 00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:02,520 племянник Посейдона, Бросейдон.
- 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,520 Эй, показывайте крутоту!
- 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,020 Он известен своей известностью.
- 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:08,960 Его никто не любит, но он там, где жара, так что...
- 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,760 Так что жара здесь! Потрясающе.
- 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,130 Надеюсь, ты продолжишь в том же духе.
- 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:15,630 Суперскорость!
- 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:20,700 Эта игра превратилась из мирного, несколько разочаровывающего складывания камней
- 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,240 в какую-то битву за сбор камней!
- 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:30,480 Не похоже, что ваши царские друзья...
- 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,340 Они придут.
- 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:34,780 Наверно они просто заворожены мирным великолепием моих игр.
- 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,250 Я бы не назвал то, что происходит, мирным.
- 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,420 - Что? - Да.
- 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:41,750 Ваша сестра придумала, как сделать их более состязательными и агрессивными.
- 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,820 Это, типа, ударно. Ну, не типа.
- 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,360 Ударов там хватает.
- 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:49,260 Она подрывает мир во всём мире.
- 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,630 Она должна умереть!
- 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:57,240 Крапополис завладел камнем!
- 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:04,040 Да! Она вылезла из меня!
- 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,450 О, мама. Ты должна остановить Колоссу.
- 00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:10,420 Остановить ее? Игры стали хитом, дорогой.
- 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:13,450 Посмотри.
- 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:14,790 Я не понимаю, что это.
- 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:18,660 Разве не очевидно? Всем нравится смотреть, как твоя сестра выбивает мозги.
- 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,590 И это всё моя заслуга, в некоторой степени.
- 00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:22,800 Смысл был не в этом.
- 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,000 А в чём был смысл?
- 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,870 Убедить других царей прислушаться ко мне насчёт мира между городами или вроде того.
- 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,200 Так что я это пресеку.
- 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,240 От кого ты унаследовал любовь к неудачам?
- 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,770 - Помоги мне или не мешай. - Я помогу.
- 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:38,810 Ты поблагодаришь меня за эту помощь позже.
- 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:41,080 Что еще нового ты можешь из этого узнать?
- 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,650 Много чего. Я изобретаю кое-что новое.
- 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,750 Это называется профилирование.
- 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,820 Мы ищем умного, но сильного человека.
- 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:51,620 Умелого мастера, одинокого, недовольного,
- 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:54,760 работающего в помещении, необщительного.
- 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,660 Он просто хочет любви...
- 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:59,270 Но не признаётся в этом.
- 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:01,030 Ага.
- 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:04,700 Этими убийствами он говорит: Пошли вы все к чёрту.
- 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,810 Вы считаете себя такими клёвыми, потому что целуетесь,
- 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:11,010 шутите вместе и насмехаетесь за моей спиной?
- 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,680 Но угадайте что, угадайте что?
- 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,750 Вы будете не такими сексуальными,
- 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:21,120 если я заставлю вас выглядеть так, как я себя чувствую!
- 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,760 В общем, вот кого мы ищем. Что думаешь?
- 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,290 Я думаю, убийца звучит как хороший парень,
- 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:31,730 - которого просто не поняли. - А я думаю, он отброс.
- 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:34,000 - Не говори так. - Мы должны его поймать!
- 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,600 А может, его нужно поймать... в объятия.
- 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,940 Да что с тобой?
- 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:42,640 Думаю, я знаю, где убийца нападёт снова!
- 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,750 Хорошо, это первый шаг к прекращению убийств.
- 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:50,180 - Да, я знаю. - Я знаю, что ты знаешь.
- 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,090 Пожалуй, я займусь этим один.
- 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:54,850 Почувствуйте энергию Крапополиса
- 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:58,860 по мере того как Делирийские игры переходят к тому, что идёт после начала.
- 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:01,060 Измерения времени пока не существует.
- 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,900 И мы комментируем для вас игру,
- 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:05,770 что стало возможным благодаря звуковым конусам Янни.
- 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,900 Деревянные конусы, сделают вас громкими!
- 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,740 Да вы издеваетесь.
- 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,170 Умная защита.
- 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,540 Чтобы получить камни, нужно потратить камни.
- 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,710 Да, это игра камней.
- 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:22,620 Колосса готовится к броску!
- 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,990 Камень, Крапополис!
- 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:29,260 Надо думать, царь Тиран сейчас ужасно гордится своей старшей сестрой.
- 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,960 Эй, вы брат Колоссы?
- 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,260 Нет, она моя сестра. Моя сестра!
- 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:41,400 - Привет, сын. Я купил пожевать. - Чего тебе, па?
- 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,070 Хотел увидеть, как продвигается твое "дело".
- 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:47,240 - Почему ты так это произнёс? - Просто.
- 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,980 Итак, исходя из твоего понимания убийцы,
- 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,910 ты считаешь, что именно в этом месте...
- 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:54,180 Я не думаю, что он убьёт здесь.
- 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:57,150 Но я думаю, что очень скоро он себя раскроет.
- 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,920 Хорошо, сын. Не спеши.
- 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,860 А впрочем, нет. Здесь безопасно. Ты можешь это сказать.
- 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,090 Я хотел устроить сюрприз.
- 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,930 Не думаю, что это станет сюрпризом.
- 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,230 Неужели? Ты знаешь, кто это?
- 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,360 - Да, знаю. - Скажи мне.
- 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,200 Важно, чтобы ты сам это сказал.
- 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,930 На счёт три. Раз, два...
- 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,330 - Кузнец. - Мой прекрасный сын!
- 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:17,200 Стоп, чего? Зачем Тирану убивать людей?
- 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,870 - Он же их царь. - Мой другой сын.
- 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,910 Разве Колосса парень?
- 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:23,940 Я? Папа, какого чёрта?
- 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:26,080 Это кузнец, бестолочь!
- 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,980 Сын, тебе нечего стыдиться.
- 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,880 - Я тебя поддерживаю. - Как убийцу?
- 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,180 Как кого угодно.
- 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:35,050 Тогда поддержи меня как учёного, идущего по следу убийцы!
- 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:36,790 Ну нет, это сумасшествие.
- 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,890 Просто признай, что ты кошмарный упырь из глубин,
- 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,360 и давай свалим из города.
- 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,930 - Ты самый худший отец. - А ты отличный убийца.
- 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,700 Я люблю тебя! Не попадись!
- 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:55,580 Колосса! Колосса! Колосса!
- 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,080 Извините, пропустите.
- 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:01,650 Извини, но мы собираемся все вставать по очереди, чтобы типа как пустить волну.
- 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,850 Это наделит смыслом пребывание в толпе на этих играх.
- 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:05,890 Ты знаешь, кто я?
- 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,950 Да хоть сам царь Крапополиса, мне плевать!
- 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,360 Я и есть царь Крапополиса!
- 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:12,330 Какая превосходная иллюстрация моего аргумента.
- 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,970 Бросьте их, пожалуйста. Спасибо.
- 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,170 Бросай камень.
- 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:25,510 Колосса, хотя бы раз в жизни, прекрати меня саботировать!
- 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:28,470 - Я никогда тебя не... - Ты сейчас это делаешь!
- 00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:30,610 Брось камень.
- 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,240 Привет. Всем спасибо.
- 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,680 Я Тиран. Это мои игры.
- 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,320 Однако возникла путаница.
- 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,590 Они стали слишком агрессивными и слишком состязательными.
- 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:40,720 Но у меня хорошая новость.
- 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:43,790 Перед тем как это случилось, мы доказали нечто важное:
- 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:47,790 что мы все можем мирно собраться и повеселиться.
- 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,360 Поэтому я хотел бы пригласить своих товарищей царей
- 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:54,000 в роскошную ложу для увлекательного разговора о будущем.
- 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,600 Пока эти ребята продолжат играть по-хорошему.
- 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,470 Что думаете?
- 00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,910 Бууунт!
- 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:03,666 Ой-ёй.
- 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,220 Малыш?
- 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,060 Это не тайное убежище от бунтов.
- 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:22,860 Ты никогда бы так не сказал, не будь это место тайным убежищем от бунтов.
- 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,260 Это царский уголок для чтения.
- 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,670 Письменности нет, а значит, нет и книг.
- 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:27,770 Я жду их появления.
- 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,370 Поэтому полки забиты едой, припасами и одной дозой яда.
- 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,710 Козявочка моя, ты уже взрослый.
- 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:35,210 Ты не можешь прятаться под одеяльцем.
- 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,880 Почему ты делаешь вид, что в детстве у меня было ласковое прозвище?
- 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,080 И одеяла у меня вообще не было.
- 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,680 Потому что я воспитывала тебя сильным.
- 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,980 Ты меня почти не воспитывала.
- 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,420 Ладно, ты ходишь кругами, муся-пуся.
- 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:48,550 В твой город вторглись, а ты сидишь здесь и дуешься.
- 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:49,690 Я не дуюсь!
- 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,390 Может, они заслужили вторжение.
- 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,360 Ты это не всерьёз. Ты нужен Крапополису.
- 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,200 Ты нужен маминому крутому заключительному номеру.
- 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,200 Естественно, всё дело в тебе.
- 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,870 - Ну да, и совсем не в тебе. - А, да.
- 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:06,770 Я убеждал себя, что устроил эти игры с благородной целью.
- 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:10,010 Но по правде, я просто хотел доказать, что мой путь верный.
- 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,410 И я так этого хотел, что рискнул всем,
- 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,980 только чтобы слава не досталась сестре.
- 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,680 Я ничем не лучше тебя!
- 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,790 Ой, я тебя умоляю, до меня тебе, как до луны.
- 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:20,720 Спасибо, мама.
- 00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:23,920 Спасибо за твой блестящий ужасный пример.
- 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,190 Веди меня к Колоссе.
- 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:29,160 Тебе повезло, что в моем номере много работы со светом, для которой нужен золотой час.
- 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,630 Залезай на мамины плечи.
- 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,770 И если нас увидят - я обычный страус.
- 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,240 Для этого тебе нужны пальцы.
- 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,410 Я очень рад, что ты меня пригласил.
- 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:44,410 Они удивительны. Еще раз, как ты из зовёшь?
- 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,180 Подковы.
- 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,480 Это немного нестандартно,
- 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,020 но я кузнец, и моя работа - мыслить иначе.
- 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,290 Мой сын точно такой же.
- 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:57,420 Я бы хотел, чтобы он был пообщительнее, как ты.
- 00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:00,560 - У тебя есть дети? - Нет, я довольно одинок.
- 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,430 Я разговариваю с людьми только по работе.
- 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,930 - Другое копыто. - Сходства продолжаются.
- 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:09,340 Да, вы оба работаете одни, вы оба умелые мастера.
- 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,270 У тебя примечательные гвозди.
- 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,570 Я уже видел их где-то в городе.
- 00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:17,380 Да, они выдерживают большой вес.
- 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:19,780 Но полагаю, ты это уже знаешь.
- 00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:21,580 Ты убийца! Замечательно.
- 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,050 Ты не должен так реагировать.
- 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,190 Нет, ты не понимаешь. Я думал, что это мой сын.
- 00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,490 Эй, это больно!
- 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:31,390 Но всё равно, я так рад.
- 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,860 Кузнец! Я тебя поймал! Папа!
- 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:38,460 Гиппо, я сражён. Но угадай кем? Не тобой.
- 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:42,370 Я так горжусь, что тебе интересны только трупы, убитые другими.
- 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,340 Подожди. Я изучил достаточно, чтобы знать,
- 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,370 что если я нажму на эту брызгающую штуку... Хорошо.
- 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,070 Если тебе больно, то ты не умираешь.
- 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:52,340 Значит, ты и правда изучал мёртвых, ты не жуткий извращенец.
- 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,080 Одно другому не мешает.
- 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,350 Я люблю тебя, сын.
- 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,750 Когда меня не станет, я хочу, чтобы ты
- 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,250 как следует покопался внутри меня. Оторвись по полной.
- 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,520 Ничего с тобой не случится!
- 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,020 Но если случится, спасибо, я так и сделаю.
- 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,660 Это очень интересно.
- 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,700 Мамочке надо спешить!
- 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,000 Так каким образом сильные люди просят прощения?
- 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,270 Мне ткнуть себе в глаз острой палкой, или слов достаточно?
- 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:23,510 Для извинения, которое ты мне должен, палку придётся засунуть намного ниже.
- 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,780 Понимаю. Я вечно веду себя так, словно я развитый,
- 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:28,280 а ты отсталая варварша. Хотя так и есть.
- 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,020 И я пытаюсь убедить себя,
- 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:33,590 что смогу навязать людям свое будущее, в котором мне будет спокойнее.
- 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,720 Но правда в том, что это твой мир.
- 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,590 И ты заслуживаешь почестей.
- 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,060 С этим не поспоришь.
- 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:42,660 Но наверно через миллион лет всем будут заправлять слабаки вроде тебя.
- 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,830 Поэтому я пришла помочь тебе строить город.
- 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,570 Отлично, мы согласны, что через миллион лет я выиграю.
- 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:50,270 Теперь пойдём закончим игры и спасём город?
- 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:54,810 Хорошо, но если нам попадётся острая палка, с тебя извинение.
- 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:57,080 Мам, можешь помочь нам вернуть всех на места?
- 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,810 Наконец-то. Давно пора. Сколько можно репетировать?
- 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,050 Кажется, одна из подтанцовки вот-вот родит.
- 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,450 Град, сучки!
- 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:09,220 Град идёт везде, кроме амфитеатра!
- 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,820 Какое странно специфичное погодное явление!
- 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,030 Отлично, рад, что все целы и невредимы.
- 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:22,300 Град убил моего ребёнка!
- 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,370 Печально, но многие дети умирают.
- 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,440 Поэтому их у нас много.
- 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:31,010 Сейчас важно только то, что игра с камнями продолжается!
- 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,550 Возможно, вы меня не поняли. Прекращение игр было для отвода глаз.
- 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:36,920 Это была не детская истерика, как могло показаться.
- 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,320 В будущем будем называть это перерывом.
- 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,120 Вперёд, надери им задницы.
- 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,290 Для меня есть место?
- 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,230 Ты будешь всё портить разговорами?
- 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,905 Вы услышите от меня только поливание грязью,
- 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:52,930 потому что моя сестра размажет ваших ребят.
- 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,870 Время на исходе, игра подходит к концу.
- 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:04,610 Колоссе понадобится чудо, чтобы спасти ситуацию.
- 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,410 Но мы живём в эру богов и зачастую нелогичной магии,
- 00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,480 поэтому возможно буквально всё.
- 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,390 Давай, Колосса, ты сможешь!
- 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,320 Крапополис побеждает!
- 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:23,130 Это моя сестра!
- 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,230 Да!
- 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,700 - Отлично! - Да!
- 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,530 Что ж, игры были намного веселее, чем я ожидал.
- 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,300 И я, пожалуй, достаточно напился,
- 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,210 чтобы послушать скучную ерунду, которую ты хотел сказать.
- 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,870 Ого, просто замечательно.
- 00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,410 Вам понравится моя презентация.
- 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,480 Я только принесу модель.
- 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,210 Секунду, никуда не уходите!
- 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,880 Стойте, пока вы не умерли,
- 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,790 вы бы согласились на долгосрочный союз нескольких городов?
- 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,290 Вы не поверите, какая за кебабами очередь.
- 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,620 Что я пропустил?
- 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:55,290 Тиран, ты ни за что не угадаешь, кто убийца.
- 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,630 - Кузнец? - Откуда ты?.. А.
- 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,333 Есть и хорошая новость: я узнал об анатомии достаточно,
- 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,470 чтобы обставить это как несчастный случай.
- 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:05,570 Время заключительного номера! Запомнили комбинацию?
- 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,940 Отбили мяч, оп. Трясём, трясём, трясём, трясём.
- 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:12,550 Привет, Крапополис!
- 00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,750 Что ты... Ты не будешь рожать сейчас!
- 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,450 Втяни его обратно!
- 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,580 Я тобой горжусь, Колосса.
- 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:21,050 За мою потрясность? Я такая с рождения.
- 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,050 Ну, да, за это.
- 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,820 Но еще за то, что ты смогла то, чего не мог я.
- 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,530 Посвятить эти игры чему-то помимо мамы.
- 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,500 Ради всего святого, просто танцуйте вокруг,
- 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,860 танцуйьн вокруг! Не так, лучше!
- 00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:37,270 Прив. Прив. Как дела?
- 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,370 - Бросейдон! - Чё почём?
- 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,340 - Кто это? - Бросейдон.
- 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,440 - Ну и что с того? - Не знаю.
- 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,710 Он из тех, кто известен своей известностью.
- 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,980 - В нём ничего нет. - Эй, кто это сказал?
- 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,280 Кто на меня гонит?
- 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,650 Кто осуждает? Вы меня не знаете.
- 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,680 - С кем ты говоришь? - С кем ты говоришь?
- 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,390 - Что тебя расстроило? - - Что тебя расстроило?
- 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:56,790 Хочешь потанцевать с Бросейдоном?
- 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,420 Я не понимаю, что происходит.
- 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,330 Именно, не понимаешь.
- 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,060 Никто из вас не понимает. Идём.
- 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,400 Бросейдон такой мудила.
- 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,230 Кто это сказал? Вы меня не знаете!
- 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:08,700 Извините, что я популярен!
- 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,940 Это не даёт права меня оскорблять!
- 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,340 Я живой человек.
- 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,370 Племянник посейдона, но человек!
- 00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:16,510 У меня есть история, есть чувства!
- 00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:20,150 - У меня было тяжёлое детство! - Ах ты бедный!
- 00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:22,680 Никто не понимает моей боли!
- 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,380 И никто никогда не поймёт боли Бросейдона.
- 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,850 И эта боль останется с ним навсегда.
- 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:30,890 Поэтому у нас есть четыре сезона.
- 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:26,894 The city of Corinth... has received their invitation
- 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:30,197 to the First Ever Worldwide Inter-City Games
- 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,300 and says...
- 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,535 "yes"!
- 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,336 That's great news!
- 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,071 Is he dead? That's obviously bad news
- 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,339 and his life shouldn't be trivialized,
- 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,208 but put him in the "yes" pile! Yes!
- 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,977 So we've got how many cities coming?
- 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,044 - Four. - Amazing!
- 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,946 The Games are happening!
- 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:51,084 You don't have to take out the people, son.
- 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,320 We have people for that. - I'm taking it to my lab.
- 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,755 I've been getting into dead bodies lately.
- 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,124 Scientifically.
- 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,993 Where is it scientific to study dead people, Egypt?
- 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,729 Oh, they get up to stuff down there.
- 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,196 You love killing people!
- 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:06,100 Yeah, and then I leave 'em alone like a normal person.
- 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,735 I'll do what I want and nobody can stop me!
- 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,906 Can I get a servant to help me not be stopped?
- 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,035 It is exciting that our city will be hosting
- 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:42,002 all these other cities.
- 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,905 I know a recipe for an orgy when I hear one.
- 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,473 You hear recipes for orgies every day.
- 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:49,009 - It's a pretty simple recipe. - Prove it.
- 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,911 Can you guys not be gross while I'm eating?
- 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,146 I gotta build my strength
- 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,014 so I can rip out some spines in these Games.
- 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,083 These aren't those kind of Games, Stupendous.
- 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,051 Everyone's spine is staying right inside their backs.
- 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,086 Then what are we gonna count to know who won?
- 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,689 The whole point of this event is to show that
- 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,858 cities can coexist peacefully. - OK, I'm out.
- 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,727 Stupendous, do as your brother says.
- 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,995 These Games are a great idea.
- 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,597 Wow, Mum. Your support is confusing.
- 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:13,901 They've truly earned the name "The Deliria Games."
- 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,802 And some kind of banner. Just riffing here.
- 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,304 No longer confusing.
- 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,139 I suppose if they're named after me,
- 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,441 I'll have to make an appearance at the closing ceremonies.
- 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:24,878 Can't do that without a song. Songs need choreography.
- 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,680 I guess me descending from the heavens
- 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,015 on a giant golden swing?
- 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,316 My hands are tied.
- 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,819 Mum, do you have to take over everything I do?
- 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,688 No, I can take over a lot of things.
- 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,989 The weather for instance.
- 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,859 Hope there's not a tornado coming... of scorpions.
- 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,094 "Deliria Games" it is.
- 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:42,095 I'll enslave some dancers!
- 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,433 There he is! Welcome to the Games, neighbor!
- 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,367 I came to keep you from getting killed.
- 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,569 Do you know who you've invited to your city?
- 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,139 Zika the Brutal? Papatonis the Destroyer?
- 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,774 These titles never mean what they sound like.
- 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,777 Maybe Zika is brutally honest.
- 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,012 Maybe Papatonis destroyed poverty.
- 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,181 Petra, the Biter-Off-er of Penises?
- 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,617 That could be her married name?
- 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,954 Anyway, don't forget something: you and I were enemies,
- 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:09,122 then I invited you in, and now we're friends.
- 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,324 Fair point. As a friend,
- 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,192 can I ask you a favor? - Anything.
- 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,161 Pretend you don't know me when the other guys get here.
- 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,362 If they all attack at once,
- 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,964 I don't want to get my ass kicked.
- 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,632 Hey! Look who's here!
- 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:21,569 Did you see how poorly defended this nerd's walls are?
- 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,369 Sorry.
- 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,538 Welcome. I'm Tyrannis, the host.
- 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,673 I'm Papatonis.
- 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,876 Let's shake hands. Whoops!
- 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,078 Guess I'm fixing my hair instead.
- 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,080 I invented that. - Don't let him bully you.
- 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,782 I'm Zika. Nice to meet you.
- 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,083 - Nice to meet you. - I'm kidding.
- 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,451 Why would it be nice to meet anyone?
- 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,054 The world is merciless, stupid. - I agree.
- 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,956 But I believe we can change that together. Drinks?
- 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,058 Nice try.
- 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,760 We know how poison works.
- 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,928 OK.
- 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,363 Crack that whip next to my son again
- 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,698 and I'll turn your face inside out,
- 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,066 which would be an improvement.
- 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,968 Uh, you live with your mother?
- 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,537 She lives with me.
- 00:03:56,537 --> 00:04:00,240 Listen, I've set up a very nice luxury skybox in the arena,
- 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,276 where we can all watch the Games together.
- 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,377 In the meantime, make yourselves at home.
- 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,548 Uh, we've never met. I'm Asskill.
- 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,186 I'm so sorry.
- 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,189 Mum, please don't make me look like a kid
- 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:16,289 in front of the other kings.
- 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,092 I'm about to pitch them my big thing.
- 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,196 You know, my thing? The world's first empire?
- 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:24,264 A centralized network of multiple cities
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,300 and a mutually beneficial alliance?
- 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,834 Can't you just do some push-ups?
- 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:28,969 You never get me!
- 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,705 Just don't get assassinated before my closing number.
- 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,240 All right, failures!
- 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:36,610 Let's actually try this time. A-five, six, seven, eight!
- 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:40,313 No, stop, stop. How can you be this bad?
- 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,349 Shouldn't someone tell us what the moves are?
- 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,250 Oh, is that? All right.
- 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,653 Full disclosure, first time choreographing.
- 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:46,587 Right, here's what I want.
- 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,655 Five, six, seven, eight.
- 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,090 Come on, like you want it.
- 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,559 Like you're controlling your own bodies.
- 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,194 Isn't it nice to take a break
- 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,229 from your dark, corpse-filled lab
- 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:59,299 and get outside, see the sun, have fun with the people?
- 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,968 I have plenty of fun with the people.
- 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,503 I mean the living people.
- 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,204 Son, as monsters,
- 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,274 we have to be careful about our messaging.
- 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,308 Bad monsters kill people,
- 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,578 good monsters have sex with people.
- 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:13,079 Trust me, that's where the action is.
- 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,083 Dad, my outer membrane is reproductive jelly.
- 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,084 I'm technically having sex all the time.
- 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,786 And just because I'm not like you
- 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:20,855 doesn't mean I'm a bad monster.
- 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:24,057 Someone's been murdered!
- 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,760 Ooh, a freshie! That's super rare.
- 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,028 Let's go!
- 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,832 Dear god, who does this? It's barbaric.
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,334 They didn't even eat a single piece.
- 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,769 Of course they didn't. They were having too much fun.
- 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,237 That's why they didn't stop.
- 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,972 I need to get this body back to my lab.
- 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,508 Son, no. The humans are watching.
- 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:45,346 Yeah, they're watching me invent forensic science.
- 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:48,215 To catch this killer, I need to get inside his head,
- 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,784 by running my fingers through his victim's guts.
- 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,786 Support me! - All right.
- 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,722 My son and I are taking this body.
- 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,956 But we're good monsters.
- 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,825 Our motivations are quite sexual.
- 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,427 Nice save, Dad.
- 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,365 So you see, we trade olives for leather,
- 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,601 leather for spices, spices for cattle,
- 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:08,969 use the cattle for milk,
- 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,105 which we then trade for, wait for it, olives!
- 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,575 And Krapopolis will be the city that started it all.
- 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:16,944 Seems complicated, but,
- 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,879 hey, I'm just the guy you pay to reassure you.
- 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,081 And you're doing a bang up job.
- 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,717 Too bad you're not the guy I pay to get sarcasm, huh?
- 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,086 People from all over have gathered to watch
- 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,822 whatever this is going to be.
- 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,025 Maybe it's because our lives only consist of work,
- 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:32,393 suffering and death,
- 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,495 but I for one am excited to be here!
- 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:38,265 Are you guys gonna talk like that the whole time?
- 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,535 Not sure what you mean. It's just how we talk.
- 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,769 Here come the athletes!
- 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,641 Players from each city are now holding rocks.
- 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,546 Players, stack!
- 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:57,450 Peace. Peace. Peace.
- 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,153 What kind of idiot thinks stacking a bunch of rocks
- 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,656 counts as a game? - My idiot brother, that's who.
- 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,024 Sounds like a real idiot.
- 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,959 Except you don't get to say that about him.
- 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,127 Only I do.
- 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,962 Stack your rock, little muscle man.
- 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,732 I'll "stack a rock" you!
- 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:16,237 - Some kind of rock check. - Getting interesting.
- 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,407 Hey, check it out.
- 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,877 I didn't know these Games would involve violence.
- 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:28,482 Official Deliria Games Wine!
- 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:32,119 Collectible goblets!
- 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,954 Enjoying your own Games?
- 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,789 I am but a humble wine vendor.
- 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,691 Relax, Deliria. No shame.
- 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,893 I once caught Athena pretending to be the bull
- 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,029 at her own sacrifice. - Ha! Loser.
- 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,765 Popping in to tell you that your event
- 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,233 has drawn some impressives.
- 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,969 Over my shoulder, peregrine falcon, don't look,
- 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,038 falcon perched on the-- don't look!
- 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,908 That's Aphrodite, baby. - You're kidding.
- 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,943 I thought that was a weirdly hot falcon.
- 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,811 And, front row,
- 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,847 you can look because he loves it,
- 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,915 Poseidon's nephew, Broseidon.
- 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,918 Ay, let's see some cool crap!
- 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,418 Famous for being famous.
- 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,355 Nobody likes him but he goes where the heat is, so...
- 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,158 So the heat is here! That's tremendous.
- 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,527 Here's hoping you can keep it on your side.
- 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,028 Super speed!
- 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,098 It's as if this event has gone from a peaceful,
- 00:08:17,098 --> 00:08:20,100 somewhat anticlimactic stacking of rocks
- 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,636 to some kind of battle over collecting rocks!
- 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,877 It doesn't really seem like your royal friends--
- 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:30,744 They'll be here.
- 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,246 They're probably just entranced by
- 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,180 the peaceful majesty of my Games.
- 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,650 I don't think the Games are very peaceful anymore.
- 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,818 - What? - Yeah.
- 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,819 Your sister kind of invented
- 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,154 more of a competitive violence-driven thing.
- 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,223 It's kind of a hit. Well, not kind of.
- 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,758 It's actually mostly hitting.
- 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,662 She's undermining world peace.
- 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,031 And she must die!
- 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,636 Krapopolis has possession!
- 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:01,342 Whoo!
- 00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:03,444 Yeah! She came out of me!
- 00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:06,847 Oh, good, Mum. I need you to stop Stupendous.
- 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,816 Stop her? The Games are a hit, dear.
- 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,853 Look at that.
- 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:13,987 I don't know what the hell that is.
- 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,790 Isn't it obvious? Everyone loves watching your sister
- 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,858 beat other people's brains out
- 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,794 and it's all thanks to me in a roundabout sort of way.
- 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,995 That was never the point of this.
- 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,197 And what was the point again?
- 00:09:23,197 --> 00:09:24,398 To get the other kings to listen to
- 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:28,402 my inter-city peace whatever, so I'm putting a stop to this.
- 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,437 Where did you inherit your love of failure from?
- 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,973 - Help me or get out of my way. - I'll help.
- 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:38,012 It's the kind of help where you thank me later.
- 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,280 How much more can you learn from this?
- 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,849 Everything. I'm inventing something new.
- 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,952 This is called profiling.
- 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,020 We're looking for a smart but weak man,
- 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:50,824 a skilled craftsman, lonely, frustrated,
- 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,960 works indoors, socially awkward,
- 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,862 just wants to be loved...
- 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,465 But they won't admit it.
- 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,234 Uh-huh.
- 00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,904 They're saying with these murders, "screw you, everybody.
- 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,172 "You think you're so great
- 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,007 "because you make out with each other
- 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,210 "and laugh together and mock me behind my back?
- 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,879 "But guess what, man? Guess what?
- 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,950 "You won't be so sexy if I fix you,
- 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:20,320 if I make you look like I feel!"
- 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:22,990 Anyway, um...
- 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,959 That's who we're looking for. What do you think?
- 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,494 I think this killer sounds like a nice boy
- 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:30,931 who's just misunderstood. - Well, I think he's garbage.
- 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,200 - Don't say that. - We need to catch him!
- 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,803 Maybe he needs to be caught... in a hug.
- 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,138 What is wrong with you?
- 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,842 I think I know where the killer will strike next!
- 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,910 That's good.
- 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,945 That's the first step to stopping.
- 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:49,383 - Yeah, I know. - I know you know.
- 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,285 I think I'm gonna do this part alone.
- 00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,054 You can feel the energy in Krapopolis
- 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,090 as the Deliria Games enters
- 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,058 whatever comes after the beginning.
- 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,260 Measurements of time are not really a thing yet.
- 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,096 And we're giving you the play by play,
- 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,965 made possible by Yanni's sound cones,
- 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,100 cones of wood that make you loud!
- 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,935 You've got to be kidding me.
- 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,374 Smart defense.
- 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:15,743 You gotta spend rocks to gain rocks
- 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,911 and this is a game of rocks.
- 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,815 Stupendous is going for the point!
- 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,185 Rock, Krapopolis!
- 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:26,787 You gotta think King Tyrannis is awful proud
- 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,455 of his big sister right now.
- 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,324 Whoa!
- 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,160 Hey, are you Stupendous' brother?
- 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,463 No, she's my sister. My sister!
- 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,400 - Hi, son. I bought snacks. - What do you want, Dad?
- 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,070 To see how things were progressing with your "case."
- 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,239 - Why did you say it like that? - No reason.
- 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,975 So based on your understanding of the killer,
- 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,911 you feel this might be a place they might--
- 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,180 I don't think he'd kill anyone here
- 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,149 but I do think he'll be revealing himself very soon.
- 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,919 That's good, son. Take your time.
- 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,287 Actually, don't take your time.
- 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,855 You're safe here. You can just say it.
- 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,090 I wanted it to be a surprise.
- 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,925 I don't think at this point it will be.
- 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,226 Oh, really? So you know who it is?
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,360 - Yes, I do. - Tell me.
- 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,196 I think it's important you say it.
- 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,931 Say it on three. One, two...
- 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,334 the blacksmith. - My beautiful son!
- 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,203 Wait, what? Why would Tyrannis kill people?
- 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,873 He's already king. - My other son.
- 00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,908 Stupendous is a guy?
- 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,943 Me? Dad, what the hell?
- 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,078 It's the blacksmith, you knob!
- 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,980 Son, you don't have to be ashamed.
- 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,883 I support you. - As a murderer?
- 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,184 As whatever you are.
- 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,686 Then you can support me as a scholar of anatomy
- 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,054 on the trail of a killer!
- 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,789 Well, no, because that's crazy.
- 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,892 Just admit you're a horrific ghoul man from the deep
- 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,360 and let's get the hell out of town.
- 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,931 - You are the worst father. - And you are a great murderer.
- 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,700 I love you! Don't get caught!
- 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:54,575 Stupendous! Stupendous! Stupendous!
- 00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,076 Excuse me, coming through.
- 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,011 Sorry, but we're about to do a thing where
- 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,647 we all take turns standing up in kind of a wave.
- 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,851 It's gonna really give meaning to being a crowd at an event.
- 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:04,885 Do you know who I am?
- 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,954 I don't care if you're the king of Krapopolis!
- 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,355 I am the king of Krapopolis!
- 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,325 What an excellent way for me to illustrate my point.
- 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,093 Whoa!
- 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,966 Put it down, please. Thank you.
- 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,166 Put the rock down.
- 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,636 Stupendous, for once in your life,
- 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,505 stop sabotaging me!
- 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:27,474 - I never sabotaged-- - You're doing it now!
- 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,610 Put it down.
- 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,244 Hi. Thank you, everybody.
- 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,681 I'm Tyrannis. These are my Games.
- 00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:35,316 But there's been some confusion.
- 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,585 They've gotten a little violent and a little too competitive.
- 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,720 But here's the good news.
- 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,789 Before that happened, we've proved something important:
- 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:46,794 that we can all get together in peace and have fun.
- 00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:49,363 So what I'd like to do is invite my fellow kings up to
- 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:52,999 the luxury skybox and have an exciting talk about the future
- 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,603 while these folks go back to playing nicely.
- 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,471 What do you think?
- 00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,906 Riot!
- 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:02,475 Whoopsie.
- 00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,223 Baby?
- 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,058 It's not a secret riot shelter.
- 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,326 Nobody's ever said that about
- 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,862 a place that wasn't a secret riot shelter.
- 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,263 It's a royal reading nook.
- 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,666 There's no written language so there are no books.
- 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:26,767 I'm waiting for them.
- 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,168 That's why the shelves are filled with food, supplies,
- 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,370 and one dose of fatal poison.
- 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,705 Sugar-booger, you're all grown up now.
- 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,208 You can't just hide under your blanky-wanky.
- 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,877 Why are you pretending we had cute names for me or blankets?
- 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,078 I don't even think I had a blanket.
- 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,681 Because I raised you to be strong.
- 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:41,982 You barely raised me.
- 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,418 Right, you're talking in circles, booby-nooby.
- 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,554 Your city is being invaded and you're sitting here sulking.
- 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,688 I'm not sulking!
- 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,391 Maybe they deserve to be invaded.
- 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,360 You don't mean that. Krapopolis needs you.
- 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,196 Mumma's ass-kicking closing number needs you.
- 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,198 Naturally, this is all about you.
- 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,868 - Oh, like it's not about you. - Huh, yeah.
- 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,171 I mean, I've been convincing myself that
- 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,772 I put on these Games for a noble purpose
- 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,009 but the truth is, I only wanted to prove that my way is right
- 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,211 and I wanted it so badly I risked everything
- 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,781 just to keep my sister from getting the glory.
- 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,482 I'm no better than you!
- 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,586 Oh, please. You're barely scratching the surface.
- 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,520 Thank you, Mother.
- 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,723 Thank you for your shining, terrible example.
- 00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,991 Now take me to Stupendous.
- 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,493 You know you're very lucky I'm doing a lot of
- 00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:27,962 magic hour dependent light work in my number.
- 00:15:27,962 --> 00:15:30,430 Hop onto Mumma's shoulders.
- 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,567 And if anyone sees us, I'm an ordinary ostrich.
- 00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,038 You're gonna want thumbs for this.
- 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,207 I'm so happy you invited me in.
- 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,010 These are amazing. What do you call them again?
- 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,778 Horseshoes.
- 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,081 It's a little outside the box
- 00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:50,617 but as a blacksmith, it's my job to think different.
- 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,887 My son is the same way.
- 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:56,023 I just wish he was more sociable, like you.
- 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,160 Do you have kids? - No, I'm pretty isolated.
- 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,029 I only talk to people when I've got work to do.
- 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,531 Other hoof. - The similarities continue.
- 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,935 Yes, you both work alone, you're both skilled craftsmen.
- 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,869 Distinctive nails you use.
- 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,172 I feel I've seen them around town.
- 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,976 Yes, they hold up quite a bit of weight.
- 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,379 But I guess you already know that.
- 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,181 You're the killer! That's wonderful.
- 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,649 It's not supposed to be.
- 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,786 No, you don't understand. See, I thought it was my son.
- 00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:27,087 Oh! OK, ouch!
- 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,990 But still, such a relief.
- 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,459 Blacksmith! I've caught you. Dad!
- 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:37,063 Hippo, I'm slain. But guess who by? Not you.
- 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,633 I'm so proud that you're only into corpses
- 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,968 other people killed.
- 00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:42,937 Hold on. I've studied enough to know that
- 00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:44,338 if I push down on this squirty thing...
- 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,972 That's good.
- 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,674 If you were dying, that wouldn't hurt.
- 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,142 So you really were learning
- 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,944 and are not just a creepy death perv.
- 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,679 It can be both things.
- 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,948 I love you, son.
- 00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:56,350 After I'm gone, I want you to go ahead
- 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,854 and dig around inside of me. Just go nuts in there.
- 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:01,122 You're not going anywhere!
- 00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:03,624 But if you do, thank you, I will do that.
- 00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,258 That's very exciting.
- 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,298 Mummy's on a schedule!
- 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,601 So what's the strong person equivalent of "I'm sorry"?
- 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,871 Do I jab a sharp stick in my eye or are words enough?
- 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,372 For the apology you owe me,
- 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,109 that stick will need to get shoved way further south.
- 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,377 I get it. I'm always acting like I'm evolved and
- 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,881 you're a regressive barbarian, which you are,
- 00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,616 and I keep trying to convince myself that
- 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,851 I can force people into a future I want,
- 00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:32,186 one where I get to feel safe.
- 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,321 But the truth is, this is your world,
- 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,190 and you deserve to be celebrated.
- 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,658 Can't really argue with that.
- 00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:38,759 But in a million years,
- 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:41,262 weak sissies like you will probably be running things.
- 00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:43,430 That's why I came to help you build this city.
- 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,166 Great. We both agree that in a million years, I win.
- 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,869 So now can we go finish the Games and save the city?
- 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,005 Oh, OK. But if we pass a sharp stick,
- 00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,407 you still owe me an apology.
- 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,676 Mum, can you help us get everyone back in the stands?
- 00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:59,413 Finally. It's about time. You can only rehearse so much.
- 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,649 I think one of my backup dancers is about to give birth.
- 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,051 Hail, bitches!
- 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,821 It's hailing everywhere but over the amphitheater!
- 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,424 What an oddly specific weather pattern!
- 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,458 Oof!
- 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,632 OK, glad to see everyone is safe and sound.
- 00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,901 A hailstone killed my kid!
- 00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,970 Unfortunate, but most kids die.
- 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,037 That's why we have a lot.
- 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,609 Right now all that matters is the rock ball game is back on!
- 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,212 Perhaps I wasn't clear that stopping the Games was
- 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,146 just a diversion,
- 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,516 not the whiny baby tantrum it seemed like.
- 00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,918 In the future, we will call it a halftime.
- 00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,719 Now, go kick some ass.
- 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,890 Room for one more?
- 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,826 Are you gonna ruin this by talking?
- 00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,661 The only thing I'll be talking is trash
- 00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:51,531 because my sister is going to wipe the floor with your guys.
- 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,473 <i>With time winding down, this could be the last play.</i>
- 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,210 It would take a miracle for Stupendous to pull this off.
- 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,212 <i>But we do live in an era of gods</i>
- 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,014 <i>and often irrational magic,</i>
- 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,082 <i>so literally anything is possible.</i>
- 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,985 Come on, Stupe, you can do it!
- 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,923 Krapopolis wins!
- 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,728 That's my sister!
- 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,830 Yeah!
- 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,297 - All right! - Ah, yeah!
- 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,134 Well, these games were a lot more fun than I had expected.
- 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,902 And at this point, I'm probably drunk enough
- 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,805 to listen to whatever boring stuff you might want to say.
- 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,474 Wow. OK, this is fantastic.
- 00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,008 You're gonna love my presentation.
- 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,076 Just need to get my model. One sec.
- 00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,811 You all stay right here!
- 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,484 Wait, before you die,
- 00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,218 would you have been amenable to a long-term
- 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,387 multi-city alliance?
- 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,890 You would not believe the line at the kebab stand.
- 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,224 What did I miss?
- 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,894 Tyrannis, you'll never guess who the killer is.
- 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:56,229 - The blacksmith? - How did you--oh.
- 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,831 The good news is that I've learned enough about
- 00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:01,068 human anatomy to make this all look like an accident.
- 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,171 Closing number time! Remember the new combination.
- 00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:07,541 "Kick ball change, pop. Booty, booty, booty, booty."
- 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,145 Hello, Krapopolis!
- 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,347 <i>And what are you--you are not having that baby now!</i>
- 00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:15,048 Suck it back in!
- 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,184 I'm proud of you, Stupendous.
- 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:19,653 For being amazing? Kind of comes natural.
- 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,654 Well, yes, for that.
- 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,424 But also because you did the one thing I never could,
- 00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:26,126 made these games about something other than Mum.
- 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,095 <i>Oh, for the love of-- just dance around--</i>
- 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,463 <i>dance around it! Better than that!</i>
- 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,869 Sup? Sup? How you doing?
- 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,971 - Broseidon! - Oh, what's up?
- 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,940 - Who is that? - Broseidon.
- 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,042 - Am I supposed to care? - I don't know.
- 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:44,311 He's just one of those guys, famous for being famous.
- 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,580 There's no "there" there. - Hey, who said that?
- 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,881 Ay, who's talking smack?
- 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,250 Who's judging me? You don't know me.
- 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,284 - Who're you talking to? - Who are you talking to?
- 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,987 - Why are you upset? - Why are <i>you</i> upset?
- 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,388 You wanna dance with Broseidon?
- 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,023 I don't understand what's going on.
- 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,926 That's right, you don't.
- 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,660 None of you do. Come on.
- 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,996 Man, Broseidon's a dick.
- 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,833 Ay, who said that? You people don't know me!
- 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,300 I'm sorry I'm popular!
- 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,536 Doesn't mean I'm here for your abuse!
- 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,938 I'm a human being.
- 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,973 I'm Poseidon's nephew but I'm human!
- 00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:15,108 I have a story, I have feelings!
- 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,746 I had a messed up childhood! - Ah, boo-hoo!
- 00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,282 Nobody knows my pain!
- 00:21:21,282 --> 00:21:23,984 <i>And nobody would know Broseidon's pain.</i>
- 00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,453 <i>And his pain continued forever.</i>
- 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,489 <i>And that is why we have four seasons.</i>
- 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,424 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,362 <i>Bento.</i>
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